/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hi, I am the dude who levitates, and here is my prophecy, remember to printscreen this:

BUY GOLD IN MID SEPTEMBER

>mfw today

sell in august,
your port will be robust

>>51041287

Siga looks primed to stub my toe

>>51041323
i was watching a documentary about this dork this morning while drinking coffee

So faggot bears really do unironically believe that the global economy is crashing, huh? Why even predict that if it's been wrong 100% of the time? Interest rates are going to continue trending toward 0%, more money is going to be printed to finance more debt, and more people are going to be born and start generating income/capital. I truly don't see the point in being a contrarian.

>in the green for today
Feels good man

>bears cumming themselves over a -1.5% down day

You’re so fucking sad. Still ass rest when the SPY used to go up 3% a day? Wanna know why this sel off isn’t real? Because we haven’t seen a single big sell day. This is literally dip buyers who are going to be rewarded. Nobody gives a shit about Europeans paying 200 for gas a month can 100 last year.
If you’re short you are dumb money and retarded.

>>51041361
Cope

>>51041361
my numbers say otherwise
>it all goes down at least 15%

what stage of coping is this?

>>51041368
>>51041361
ngl you guys sound like retards
we havent returned to precovid levels

>>51041367
w-w-what the fuc-c-ck

for me, it's Yukio Mishima

>>51041345
If you're gaymaxxing your portfolio, consider these tickers:
>SIGA
>FAGIX
>GAYMF

>>51041389
>it was never about the money
What did he mean by this?

>>51041389
reddit was a mistake.

>>51041385
>>51041381
It truly isn't cope though, not even close. I just don't understand who could be confidently bearish in the long-term after looking at the real world. The only people continuing to freak out about continuous nothingburgers are fucking 14 year olds.

>>51041392
Why the fuck would we?? See this is the absolute bottom of the barrel shit I'm talking about.

>>51041287
whats the best way to profit off a market crash?
vix is up 13% and nothing comes close to that percentage

I have $13 TYO calls for December that the jews are gonna pay me big bucks for.

>>51041397
EQNR, OXY, CQP and I'll be adding more to that in the coming weeks.

>>51041420
Short dated puts. Broad index or focusing on the particular industry that's at the center of the crash.

>>51041399
For me it's Mishima, A Life in Four Chapters. A Paul Schrader joint.

>>51041420
if the economy is fine, then you simply buy. it's a cheap price for a good value.
if the economy is not fine, you wait until everyone else capitulates, then you buy.

You can buy EQNR to profit off of German’s needing fartgas or you can cope and seethe.

>>51041412
>reddit was a mistake.
Far from it. Let it serve as a confirmation that at least 95% of the general population is stupid

This was the yield curve two weeks ago

>>51041368
>bears cumming themselves over a -1.5% down day
it's Monday ask me on Friday again

>>51041453
this is the yield curve today. More pain on the way until that double hump is fixed.

>Amazon bidding on signify against unitedhealth
Amazon going to become the next massive health insurance company? This Ceo is pretty aggressive.

>>51041392
The economy has been on life support thanks to the money printer since 2008. Waving around pride flags and hiring diversity and equity officers doesn't make businesses more profitable. Inflation is a direct result of all this. Covid was another excuse to print more money, and lockdowns were there to stave off inflation by reducing the velocity of money. Every retard investor is sitting around pretending things are fine and normal because their entire business is based on welfare from daddy government. It's funny watching all this cope.
>priced in
Say the line faggots.

>>51041418
>The only people continuing to freak out about continuous nothingburgers are fucking 14 year olds
30% of small businesses say they will have to close soon, and a 50% of companies say they are planning layoffs. How can you be so absolutely fucking wrong about the macro picture?

>>51041335

Looks like my September tqqq soxl calls are fucked... I'm buying shares DCA, when is it time to buy calls again? Friday?

>>51041420

If you bought literally any puts last week you would be up 300% on them by now. You can’t reliably long vol and make money, the writing was on the wall. Best bet now is just to short high beta garbage

>>51041488

>>51041445
no i make my money using facts and logic, the fact is this entire house of cards is built on fed fuckery and now those days are over so Im going to make money shorting this clown show down to the ground
then in 1-2 years when they start printing again or get us in ww3 to escape the new depression Ill be safe on my homestead and not even thinking about this garbage casino
fuck the stock market
fuck the fed
and fuck you

>>51041461
>Because we haven’t seen a single big sell day
Not yet. Calm down zoomer, before the market humbles you

>>51041477
Well if this isn't a perfect example of the Texas Sharpshooter fallacy I don't know what is

>>51041477
Were you around in the 80s?
Protip: we've done this dance before, and it ended up going higher. Why do you believe this time will be different?

>>51041323
dude is clearly just being dropped from above

>>51041504
moron, its gonna go all the way back to the june bottom at least

>>51041485
>30% of small businesses say they will have to close soon
Oh cool you mean the type of business that fails 50% of the time anyway??
>50% of companies say they are planning layoffs
Highly speculative in the first place, but also what the fuck do you idiots expect to happen to the number of required employees as things become increasingly automated?

>>51041501
You are mentally ill

time to double down on soxl?
rumor is (((David))) Soxl was cleared on the childporn possesion charges

>>51041446
What price should I aim for?
Judging when to go for it is hard when it's this high compared to previous ATH

QYLD in a Roth IRA is an outstanding investment vehicle.

Are edibles healthier for you than smoking weed

FARTGAS (EQNR) BROS IM UP NEARLY 3.5%

>>51041412
The internet in general has proven to be largely a mistake.

>>51041504
this was meant for>>51041368
>>51041523
What are you on about?

Dumped my SIGA today.
Where should I put the gains? EQNR? I don't like it that that's already at all time high.

>>51041545
During high volatility like this definitely

>spx trading sideways between its 20dma and 100wma

>>51041504
there's literally no reason for the market to go higher
how delusional can mumus even get?

>>51041575
Why would you dump before FDA approval

>>51041485
>30% of small businesses
will not make it till December. business here since 1978

offered local Ford dealership $5k for an electric van (they have had 26 of them for months now) wish me luck bros.

>>51041575
Anon do you have any idea what is going to happen in Europe? You’re logic is flawed, it’s like refusing to buy SIGA at $11 because it’s too high.
This company is going to eat Gazprom’s marketcap. Do you have any idea what that means?

are we just going to barcode all day?

>>51041597
Cases have passed an inflection point. Average daily cases are decreasing now.

>>51041594
There are reasons for the market to go higer in the long term. Short term, a cleansing of some sort is needed. G-d damn mumus are delusional but you bobos are fucking retarded

>>51041594
fed fuckery and stock buybacks have enabled this shit for so long, even the last 2 months every down day like this was followed by a pump within 48 hours
Ive done well inversing everything, after a dump i buy tqqq calls, after a pump sqqq calls
but this feels different
>>51041615
>are we just going to barcode all day?
all big moves happen AH and premarket now

>>51041446
I own this, Vermilion and Cheniere. Cheniere may be a bit overvalued compared to the other two but it's only natgas so if oil underperforms against TTF Cheniere shouldn't be affected afaik. Vermilion on the other hand is just cheap and a lot of their hedges are coming off next year. All three have exposure to European natgas

>>51041361
>more people are going to be born
Read your Zeihan.

People here bought this chart?

>>51041614
>Average daily cases are decreasing now
brainlet take

>>51041512
>Why do you believe this time will be different?
It's pretty simple. 2001 greenspan drops the prime rate to recover from the dotcom bubble, creating the housing bubble. 2008-12 we drop the prime rate to near zero, do 4.6 trillion dollars worth of QE, and leave the rate near zero for the next 10 years. 2019 we get a fun little anomaly in september where banks start needing some liquidity.
https://wallstreetonparade.com/2020/05/evidence-suggests-u-s-financial-crisis-started-on-august-14-2019/
Six months after, we get covid lockdowns and while everyone is distracted we quietly remove all reserve requirements for banks.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm
Meanwhile, all the WEF "great reset" stuff starts coming to light. Call me crazy, but quite frankly it looks like our financial system is messed up enough that it requires some kind of drastic restructuring. The US is $30 trillion in debt, we can't raise the interest rates enough to curb inflation without going bankrupt. Our manufacturing sector has been gutted. The biggest, richest sector of our economy is investment banking and the money printer keeping it alive has to be stopped or the dollar is going to be inflated to worthlessness. I honestly am amazed that people can't see what is going on.

SIGA Bears and SIGA bitches. Yall sold too soon.
Brazil has a lot of monkeypoop in kids. IT'S NOT A FUCKING STD... YALL FELL for the mainstream media agenda. Just like yall fell for the vaccines. When will you learn?

This just a preview of what is to come.

>>51041609
>This company is going to eat Gazprom’s marketcap.
How can you be sure? There's many energy companies like it

>>51041335
>MFW

>>51041615
anon shilled TGB last week.
that is a barcode graph.

>>51041601
What van?

>>51041666
there are people here who bought soxl in the 50's and averaged down before the RS

>>51041597
On a typical pharma approval play you always take at least some profits before the announcement. This may be an atypical approval play but it's still good practice to protect yourself from sudden dips due to FDA denial or other players taking profit after the news drops.

Hans got his gas bill. Went from payments of 181euro/month to his next 4 payments of 1269.99euro/month.

Such a comfy day for a hedging-chinese chad.

>>51041609
>This company is going to eat Gazprom’s marketcap. Do you have any idea what that means?
Explain it to me assuming that I don't if you don't mind. Gazprom = Russian energy company = banned in Europe, Equinor is only company capable of filling the void left by Gaz, huge opportunity for them? How much of Europe's energy was a Gazprom product?

>>51041676
>quietly remove all reserve requirements for banks
It wasn't "quiet" you fucking alarmist, anyone who was reading financial news was aware of that in April 2020. Also the general population couldn't give less of a fuck about bank reserve requirements.

>The US is $30 trillion in debt
Hahahahahahahahaha oh fuck LOL oh my god so many people really haven't figured it out AT ALL yet hahahahahaha

>>51041692
electric transit. the Mercedes dealer is down the road so I can trade it in for a sprinter easily.

>>51041667
I don't know what I can do to convince you beyond showing you the numbers. It might have another run if it starts going crazy in the schools or something but as of now that just isn't happening. Trajectory is down.

>>51041638
Nobody cares about long term because nobody wants to baghold for 10 years to break even.

>>51041679
If it's not an STD, then there won't be any problems telling me where the sores are located on the children.

>>51041685
>second largest gas provider in Europe (after gazprom)
>has perfect infrastructure in place for Norwegian to Europe gas shipments
>fantastic financials
>just finished buybacks at $38

Look into their projects and network, there is no one even close.

>>51041703
German little faggots get what they deserve. Naive western cucks jewed to their death

>>51041703
>Germans try to kill Jews with gas
>Jews try to kill Germans with gas
Pottery

>>51041717
Anon,i..

>>51041709
>everything is fine!
:)

>>51041703
Redpill me on the yuropoor energy situation.

>>51041703
>euro/month
This is how I know you don't into Germany.

Debt means nothing under fiat currency. You just don't see the bigger picture here. I'll give you a hint: fractals

Why should I buy GOVX instead of SIGA?

>>51041750
Have you been living under a rock?

>>51041745
Yeah see, when you morons immediately jump to some bullshit about "brandon's economy!!!" I know you're just knuckle dragging bandwagoners

>>51041715
I only baghold USD thank you very much. Greetings from MonteNEGRO

>>51041753
do germans not have months? are they still using some rune viking calendar?

>>51041753
Huh? Isn't that what the bill in the picture says?

>>51041772
Well, among rocks, but sort of.

>>51041759
>Debt means nothing under fiat currency. You just don't see the bigger picture here. I'll give you a hint: fractals
It's like talking to the financial equivalent of flat earthers in this thread.

>>51041679
>not an STD
>because young boys in Brazil have it
Lmao anon, just lol

>>51041741
>Germans try to kill Jews with gas
never happened
>Jews try to kill Germans with gas
the jew crys out in pain as he strikes you

>>51041717
Orthopoxvirus is not a std you smooth brain midwit..

Lol who were the fags saying oil was le over this morning?
SHOW THYSELVES

>>51041717
I saw a report that it had infected a dog. Guess where the sores were on the dog, owned by a gay male couple? I'll give you one guess.

>>51041774
what's wrong with brandon's economy?

>>51041769
Well it's a scam/dilution company that has no market as long as BVNRY exists. But you can buy it for pump and dump memes or to feel like a smarty pants contrarian "getting the better monkeepox play".

>>51041361
>down to 415 during the lunch break

Let’s see how you’re doing when we’re down to 407 after sour hour

>>51041779
Me too. Why are complaining about bobos then? Bobos are right...

>>51041706
Gazprom isn't banned in Europe yet, but its basically a Russian state owned company which means its being phased out as fast as possible.
38% of Europe's natgas comes/came from Russia, and Gazprom makes up around...80% of that?
Norwegian gas from the artic circle is going to be used to make up the difference. Its right there to the North of Europe, which means pipelines, shipping, etc. is very easy and simple.
EQNR is already the second (after Gazprom) biggest gas company in Europe, they are the only ones able to scale into this operation. They will devour the marketcap.

The next best choice is Oman Gas but good luck trying to buy stock on their exchange.

>>51041741
Believe me the irony is not list on them. Soon they will get redpilled again. People vote with their wallets.

>>51041698
How often does the FDA not approve after the UK and EU have? Isn't the EU generally more strict?

>>51041753
Is there a proper European way of displaying price and time?
>>51041750
It's going to be a cold long winter for northern Europe and if the gas doesn't come back on to normal capacity soon, it's going to do lasting damage to central European industry.

>>51041786
>phase out coal and nuclear plants
>exorbitant taxes due to renewable
>EU relies on cheap Russian energy to stay afloat
>war starts
>inflation at 40 years high
>cut supply to show the world how virtuous they are
and nothing of value was lost

>>51041769
stay away from govx. it is hard to get out of that that bag. I was in there and it was dark and had lots of rocks dragging me to the bottom in it.

>>51041798
Post like these reminds me why I will remain bullish for SIGA. Normies are dumb as fuck and will believe anything in the TV, they decide to change the science/narrative.

Remember lock downs only for TWO WEEKS? Remember VACCINES prevent you from catching covid?

>>51041733
122B mkt cap how much can EQNR really climb from here?
I think it’s smarter to go for small caps with good LNG assets. Germany is going to have to buy LMG from the USA at this point.
KOS is a 2B mkt cap with great LNG assets. Anyone know any other small caps?

Kek. Jackson hole is literally 25-27. The august inflation report is also the 25th. At the bare minimum this shit is going to shit downwards until next monday.

>>51041774
I referenced over two decades of financial mismanagement. I understand if reading comprehension isn't your forte.

I can't stop laughing at these BBBY baggies

>>51041827
Doing the correct thing or confirming that a safe and effective drug is safe and effective are only very minor parts of FDA decisions.

>>51041804
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(22)01487-8/fulltext
>one picture of a male anus
>one picture of a dog anus
>two pictures of areas that came into contact with aforementioned anii
It's an STD

>>51041735
You sound like salty slavshit untermenschen

>>51041638
>inflation high
>DXY at ATH
>latest 75bps rate hikes lagging
>fed still QT
>fed balance sheet shrinking next month
>economy further slowing
>layoffs still coming
>housing still hot
>consoomer debt increasing (loans, credits)
>inflation (((reduction))) act actually increases inflation
>China housing crash and covid lockdown
>EU to third world status

(((You)))
>G-d damn mumus are delusional but you bobos are fucking retarded

>>51041834
>>51041840
So battlefield Europe again?

>>51041853
you shouldve bought puts so you can laugh and also take their money

>>51041849
NVDA earnings also this week.
SQQQ up 9% today.
Yeah I’m short this week

>>51041834
Euros use metric system not imperial

>>51041873
Of course I did my nigger it makes it even better

>>51041863
At least you have your strong economy right?
Oh wait lmao

>>51041846
I'm sorry anon, I'd rather get a guaranteed 40-50% gain (not including 4% dividends) then a gamble for double that.
I tend to buy best in breed stocks. What you're talking about is like buying CMRX over SIGA back in the early days.
And if EQNR manages to do what I think they can do then they will 2x.

>>51041890
shits going back to $5, just waiting for a bankrupcy announcement

>>51041703
SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>51041477
In a way the bulls are right, since fixing inflation would be easy as 1, 2, deport 50 million non-citizens and their anchor baby kids, shut down immigration and send criminals to jail like we did 30 years ago to reduce demand spectacularly. But the federal government is disinterested in such measures.

>>51041907

>>51041907
....until after midterms

>>51041703
GREENIES PAY UP
OH YOU THOUGHT WINDMILLS (LOL) AND SOLAR (LMAO) WERE GOING TO KEEP YOU WARM THIS WINTER?

>>51041885
NVDA earnings which day? SOXL to zero, SOXS to space.

>>51041703
Not like this Germany

>>51040468

>>51041786
Well, Europe & USA cucked Russia with a lot of sanctions and Europe also shot itself in the leg in the process as a lot of the oil they consume used to come from Russia. Europeans are still eager to buy Russian natgas via their extensive pipeline infrastrcture though, but Gazprom is having "problems" with gas deliveries now. Take that eurocucks. Also Europe is doubling down on low yielding and expensive green meme energy that is also materially intensive to bootz requiring many times more metal than fossil fuels. Germany has been shutting down their nuclear power plants these last few years and they are still going to do it even now as energy is blowing up. Meanwhile, coal is silently in vogue again (but dont let the goys know because that goes against the green narrative). Europe is now also building LNG terminals it didn't use to have in order to be able to buy natgas from somebody else than Russia, this accompanied by the panic about energy shortages raises European and global natgas prices. US natgas price (Henry Hub) is almost $10/mmBtu while European natgas (Dutch TTF) is over $70/mmBtu right now. And futures prices two years from now are also historically high.

TL;DR: long energy

>>51041894
And you have what? Slavsluts as a commodity right? Lmao potato nigger

>>51041873
There was a guy on here who works in a warehouse for 17/hr and says he's tripled his annual pay purely by buying puts on memestockarinos.

HOW WILL THE GERMANS PAY FOR THE ANIMAL SEX FESTIVALS AND MILLION IMMIGRANT INVASION PER MONTH NOW SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

>>51041907
This has nothing to do with needing to deport people unfortunately. You're blaming the people on the bottom when this one was caused by the people at the top. We're living the weimar timeline right now.

Thank god all the bulls are dead
Fucking niggers got way too cocky and now the cock is fucking their ass
NVDA about to be the killing blow to all you retarded mumus
Get fucked, seriously. Retards

>>51041925
>shut down nuclear (the only effective green energy)
>shut down coal
>shut down oil
>get cucked by Russia
>thinks shitty solar and wind will power your country
>now you are forced to be addicted to Norwegian FartGas (EQNR) for years

I'd say the Germans were being retarded but we all know this is just Jewish revenge porn

>buy stock
>get stoplossed after awhile
>later on it goes up 50%

>think about shorting a stock 23
>dont do it
>it goes down to 10 pretty quickly afterwards


oh boy. well atleast im picking them right.

I think I slept max three hours but feel rested. Should I just get up or get another hour in? Don't have much to do today aside from emails and some reading. Market is boring too.

>>51041472
i found it interesting that in the early 2000s crash and 07-08 crash that on the way down and at the bottom the yield curve was normal again(ie straight line going up). that means we arent even close to a bottom

>>51041717
wait where are the sores located on the kids who got this???

>>51041964
God, imagine the fuck machines she's built.

>>51041926
Aug 24, post market.
I entered into some NVDA bear spreads this morning.
5 spreads where I risk 1.1 to make 2.5, below 170 = max profit
5 spreads where I risk .50 to make 2.5,
below 160 = max profit

WHAT THE FUCK

VIX stock ladies.
VIX Co. Ltd. Bhenchods

>>51041975
thanks to the monetary policy that has created this mess, we never really found the bottom in 08 and we eased the early 2000s crash. We can't print our way out of this one and we can't drop the interest rate this time.

>>51042003
>zoom out

>>51041993
https://youtu.be/ZrzEDyS9Ddw

>>51041958
>increased demand doesn't increase demand because
Your workers of the world horseshit doesn't hold up to reality, besides the fact chinese people are brought here specifically because they bid housing prices up.

>>51041560
smoking anything injects carciogenic tar and smoke particulates into your respiratory system
so probably

>>51042019
Imagine Jerome is on the phone. How do you solve this?

>>51042005
schwab doesnt allow trading on it or id be up so much today

>>51041560
Yes, absolutely.

>>51042028
Das it mayne.

>SOXL
RIP

>>51042019
>We can't print our way out of this one

>>51041544
Agreed was looking at calls today but have no idea what to go for strike wise

>>51041964
get to walking. only 6 miles.

>>51041714
>Trajectory is down
Based twitter graph looker completing his DD in less than 30 seconds. I kneel.

Let me ask you a very basic question.
Is this graph confirmed cases, suspected and confirmed cases, or projected cases?
What are the qualifications for a "confirmed" case?
Also, what is the methodology for confirming a case?
How does the two novel breakout clades present medically as compared to past presentations of mpxv, and what do you believe is the rate of misdiagnosis?
You posted stats on world numbers. Are you aware of countries that have simply stopped reporting their numbers the past week?
After researching the methodology for confirming a mpxv case, do you really believe these numbers are accurate in 3rd world nations?

Finally -- MPXV is essentially smallpox with a funny name. Do you really HONESTLY in your heart believe that it is and will remain confined to a STI between homosexual men as you have been led to believe?

The most accurate possible information you can probably get is from New York and California, because they're actively testing and they're not lying.

>>51042046
Why. Doesn’t. Schwab. Let. You. Trade. Shares. Of. VIX. Company. Stock.

>>51042028
shit now I have to look up the gayboy closet scene.

>>51042038
Call him a faggot mumu for propping things up this long and then put on "Let It Go" from frozen at maximum ear-rape volume through the earpiece. At this point I can't tell if they're intentionally making it worse by delaying the inevitable, or if they're legitimately too fucking stupid to realize they're making it so much worse by delaying the inevitable, or if it's some even more retarded combination of the two.

>>51041703
how long till they get dragged out and strung up
they'll have to land their private jets and face justice eventually, or they'll run out of carbon credit

>>51041944
Which company transports LNG from US to Euro, they must be making an arbitration killing

>>51042038
There is no way, that's why the WEF has been shilling the great reset. Investment banks are sitting on a bunch of useless bullshit and that's the foundation the American economy is built upon since we sold off our manufacturing sector to increase the value of our investment banking sector. Everyone thought they could get rich with stocks and now everyone has a bunch of stocks and debt and no productivity. We're the owners of a bunch of paper that we pretend has value because the government has been subsidizing that value for the past 15 years.

If I'm Jerome, I fake my death and move to a small town in south america.

>>51041947
how compelling
now back to the cage Abdul's welfare check is due by end of this week

>>51041964
like a jetfighter. only 6 miles

>>51042118

>>51042092
I'm just excited for an actual happening after the chink flu blue-balled me.

>>51042031
Did you even read the last sentence of my post?

At what price do I buy SOXL for a swing trade?

>>51042073
>The most accurate possible information you can probably get is from New York and California, because they're actively testing and they're not lying.
https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/data/health-tools/monkeeepox.page

Never see them mentioned here, but anybody got PARA positions? I've been buying them around this $23 - $25 range, looks like Berkshire has been supporting the stock around $24. I haven't really bothered to value the shares yet, but just glancing at their financials and comparables it seems like they could at least 2x. If their streaming services outperform over the next couple of years and the market overreacts they might do better, but at the moment I'd probably tap out at $40/share and just take a 50% profit. I know there is some possibility they are an M&A target which may be why Berkshire started buying shares, but just in terms of their normal business I don't see them shrinking as much as the market seems to be pricing them at.

>>51041869
>>housing still hot
yeah about that

>>51041750
>fags ban all russian gas and oil
>price of oil and gas skyrockets because supply is now lower due to a large chunk being removed from the market

>>51042147
soxl is like cunny, the lower the number the sweeter the fruit

STOP THE COUNT

>>51042152
still above 2005 housing bubble top

>>51041703
>where can i have this checked
right here check deeeeeeeeeez lmao

nice market goy

>>51041816
I'm not complaining. You and the other anon jumped on me because you misunderstood what I said.
>Bobos are right...
for now and they'd better keep being right because a financial cleansing is warranted. We've had it too good for too long
>>51041869
You're having your day bobo but if you mammals keep being autistic, I'm gonna have to resurface

>>51042161
We're at the monthly low. I don't want to miss a squeeze

>SOXL customers are not only retarded but also pedophiles
Really makes you think

kek these are real people

>>51041895
Really the way to do it, in my early investing days I’d throw $1000 into a bunch of different random shit in the name of diversification but they’re also the first ones to drop off when things go south and then you end up bag holding shit that might never come back up.

t. Tencent and NIO bag holder. No more Chinese stocks for me ever

>>51042161
mmmmm cunny

>>51042140
Yes you're some meme ideology like natbol.

Theme for SIGA baggies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg&ab_channel=TheArkive

>>51042148
Good, now you're on to step one.
Step two:
What did NYC do that other parts of the country are not doing and/or calling communist, alarmist, or discriminatory?

Once winter rolls around, will the krauts finally capitulate and turn on the nuclear plants or are they gonna double down on the “but muh pollution” argument

>>51042148
>Using local data for a global outbreak
Because it has peaked in NY and Cali does not mean it has peaked globally, covid had local peaks all over the planet all the time.

>>51042173
>Hey anon want to join my club?

>>51042180
>short squeeze on a leveraged etf

>>51041786
>>51041944
Oh also another side to the high energy, especially natgas prices is that farming is becoming pretty fucking expensive. Diesel costs obviously increase input costs, but the bigger issue is fertilizer prices. You see, ammonia is an important fertilizer since it increases crop yields. Potash and phosphate are also important in their own right but ammonia affects yield most and is most expensive out of the three. Now, why am I bringing up ammonia? Well... Ammonia is made with NATURAL GAS as feedstock! Can you guess what happens to ammonia prices when natural gas is fucking skyrocketing? And can you guess what the farmer does when his input costs multiply?

TL;DR food shortages
>>51042091
Cheniere Energy is the number one LNG exporter to Europe I believe, which is why I own some. I believe they are 100% natgas and unhedged but I admit I haven't made sure yet. Other two I own are Equinor, o/g producer with unhedged natgas all sold to Europe, and Vermilion Energy also o/g producer getting about 50% of its profits from European natgas and a lot of hedges coming off next year

>>51042203
lol
lmao

>>51042188
>retarded pedophiles on MY 4chan??

PRTY rockers to the moon

>>51042190
I'd go apeshit in tiffany ngl

>>51042190
>tiffanyholeinone

>>51042203
They already said just a few days ago that they're not turning nuclear back on.

>>51042215
Damn Yurop is proper fucked.

>>51042212
How is it possible that ALL women know how to act like complete fucking retards?

>>51042195
marxism is dumb

>>51042190
>>51042231
i believe we can be quite confident there has been more than one in that hole.

>>51042190
>hole in one

>>51041895
>rather get a guaranteed 40-50% gain, possible 2x
EQNR isn’t going to increase this much. It will go to $50 a share max.
>like buying CMRX over SIGA
no. energy is a different beast. if small caps have LNG reserves and LNG producing assets, a 10% increase in price can be the difference between a negative balance sheet and a shit ton of free cash flow.
there’s no gay 3rd approval. Commodities are commodities. Price increases are always most significant for the small guys in this space.
>tfw Germany said in May they want to buy natural gas from Senegal
Kosmos Energy has a joint venture with BP in Senegal. First gas will be delivered early 2023 and annual production will be 5 million tonne

>>51042242
It's evolution, baby.

>>51042000
What site is that? Looks nice

>>51042224
>>51042231
she's an actual schizo

>>51042202
>>51042208
Gays run their own clinic networks. You'll see the same lag of cases rising at a 1-2 R(t) -> fags panic -> vaccines and paranoia kick in -> cases decline ~1 month later.

Pridepox is not smallpox and it's not able to evolve at COVID speeds, which means you've got "endemic gay STD" upside to SIGA not "global, childkilling pandemic". Considering its preexisting sales and share value, that means you'll see its price start with "1" before a "3".

>>51042242
lower life forms have strict instincts

>>51042212
>>51042284

>>51042284
>crazy pussy
Are you trying to get me harder here?

I would like a return to feudal societies.
At least the rulers in that would be honest about their power relative to my standing.
And I would like TQQQ to go below $25.

>>51042273
>it just won't go past $50 because uh it won't
>no, I'm a contrarian and I HAVE to be a contrarian by missing out as usual
>Here are some shitstocks instead

Holy hell anon fuck off
Buy EQNR and stop trying to slip in your retarded 60IQ contrarian bullshit

are any stocks dealing with the airline industry good to buy or no because of the gay pox?

>>51042264
she said holeinone

>>51042237
*the food shortage will be global and poor developing nations that are also net food importers will suffer the most as nations curb their exports or outbid the poors, and energy prices will go up globally. But Europe is in a unique position of leadership incompetence and energy price anal rape

>>51042284
>>51042304
>>51042305
>she

>>51042243
>Unlike National Socialism

I LOVE PLAYING CATCH THE FALLING KNIFE!

>>51042215
And inflation has peaked they say, this winter might just break global markets, throw in a good September hurricane to distrust supply even more and Euros might actually freeze to death in their homes.

test

>US Mortgage Lenders Are Starting to Go Broke
>The US mortgage industry is seeing its first lenders go out of business after a sudden spike in lending rates, and the wave of failures that’s coming could be the worst since the housing bubble burst about 15 years ago.
>Overall mortgage application volume has plunged by more than 50% this year, according to the Mortgage Bankers Association.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-19/mortgage-lenders-are-starting-to-go-broke-as-loan-volumes-plunge

>US home prices are about to tumble as demand for new houses 'craters,' an economist warns
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/housing-market-crash-new-homes-prices-mortgage-applications-cratering-rates-2022-7

>>51042315
I flipped some SKYW for an OK profit. Airlines generally suck but they seem solid.

With Euro back below 1, we're bringing new meaning to the term europoor.

jesus christ it keeps getting better

>have a blessed one
100% woman by the way

>>51042350
>throw in a good September hurricane

>>51042310
He is right though that smaller oil companies have more leverage to the price but that goes both ways

>>51042367
I refuse to believe this account is real

>>51042367
>waitsomeonehastobuy.jpg

>>51042363
pay your fucking gas bill now Hansel

>PRTY anon was right in th eend

>>51042392
We were promised gladiators, we got trash talking robots.

>>51042367
>That's your opinion

>>51042356
High test

They were talking shit about me going long vix

comfy floating in this sea of blood in my LFMD raft

maybe i should play the zoom earnings

>>51042242
>How is it possible that ALL women know how to act like complete fucking retards?
like fish know how to swim, birds to fly, humans to breath, pajeets shitting on the street.. it's in the DNA anon..

>>51042423
A valid point

>>51042310
>OSLO, Aug 15 (Reuters) - Norway is delivering all the gas it can to Germany, and any further boost would depend on making new discoveries, Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere said on Monday.
nigger how is EQNR supposed to increase 50% when Norway is unable to increase gas deliveries to Germany without new discoveries?
> German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said in May that Germany wants to pursue gas and renewable projects with Senegal as the war in Ukraine forces it to look to diversify its sources of energy.
This probably means nothing then right? Especially when KOS is a part of the first LNG project in the country of Senegal ever

FUCK
FUCK
FCUK FCIUFCK

WHERE IS THE PIVOT?!!?!

i was told bull market

>>51042481
The real pivot is the frens we made along the way

Please tell me we're not going back to june lows

Why isn’t SIGA just plummeting already? This slow bleed and crab bullshit fucking sucks.

>>51042477
How about you look into the independent company instead of some political bullshit, but hey, it’s your loss.

-2.22% on the day screem crqp this

Siga sissies I do declare WAGMI

At what price is INTC unironically a buy?
I don't think it's quite there yet, but we've gotta be getting pretty close.

>>51042477
what THE FUCK is wrong with Germany

>>51042342
Correct.

>>51042282
IBKR Pro mobile app

>>51041869
This guy gets it. All you other dipshits were delusional for buying anything and not dumping your bags when you had the chance while the markets were being artificially propped up like nothing but blue sky’s were ahead and the wind at you back.

Welcome to your first Bobo market kiddos, enjoy making 20% on your way to losing 50%

>>51042481
>>51042487
>>51042491
>The real pivot is the frens we made along the way

Trade Idea here for how to get down on rising interest rates - seeing that Germany had 37% YoY PPI inflation I think that will change market sentiment on the whole "Fed Pivot" Scenario people were expecting in September.

TMV offers 3x short leveraged exposure to the broad-based NYSE 20 Year Plus Treasury Bond Index. 20yr+ treasuries if you didn't know were rallying the last 4 weeks on hopes of a fed pivot, but now with horrible inflation data around the world and Bidens new spending package the hopes of that are gone, 20-30yr treasury yields expected to go 50bps higher at least (yields and price are inversely related) translating to a 20+ point move to the upside for TMV

TLDR buy at the money TMV calls for November

>>51042523
>fresh intraday lows

>>51042524
imagine buying anything other than bullets

Lmfao @ nvda
Look at the top of his head
Hahahahaha
Imagine holding soxl when the crown prince of clownery is getting beclowned ON HIS ER WEEK
OH LAWD, I AM LAFFIN

>>51042512
PE if 3-5

>>51042491
no we are going even lower

>>51042423
btfo, /ourgirl/ truly

>>51041869
>liquidity short
>Time to sell gold.
>Dollar to stronk bs gan only give 1000 per oz

Uh I was promised a bounce after opex.

>*breathes in*

remember rally after rally after bad earnings and guidance? that was fun.

My puts are enjoying this, but I need a better VIX pump to sell into.

>>51042582
just turn the chart upside down :)

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>>51042517
>Gas stations must lower gas prices for the common good of the american
You are sounding like brandon right now

Lmao not even a 1pm pump, just dump... get in the fucking bag mumu

>>51042582
they're just dropping before fed meeting. Best not to pay attention to daily changes because niggas are literally selling and buying for no reason. Every pump and dump goes too far so it continually pumps and dumps all year round.

Yoyo up the mountain nigga yoyo up a mountain

>>51042512
sold prior to July earnings. picked up a few bucks.
charts says buy now. i am not.

>>51042592
I would pull it for some random anime song.

>>51042621
Wait, are those chucklefucks in Wyoming again?

https://youtu.be/wJu22Vvf-wE

>>51042552
That'll never happen. This isn't a peak cyclical.
If anything, P/E ratio will get worse as it gets cheaper due to earnings decay, eventually leading to outright losses.

>>51042592
>>51042600
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>51042655
holy shit it really is over

>>51042605
You're retarded, I hope you are buying lots of stocks. Everything is priced in.

>>51042606
Bag secured
>>51042655
>>51042664

>>51042553
ome stonks will still push lower tho this correction but im already longing stuff

>>51042600
EVERY PUMP IS
FAKE
AND
GAY

>>51042506
>how about you look into the independent company instead of some political bullshit
>EQNR account for 70% of Norways O&G production
>roughly 1/3rd of production is outside of Norway
Again, how will this company increase 50% when 70% of its production is in Norway, and Norway is already at maximum gas export capacity?
Who knows where the remaining 30% of EQNR’s assets are located, what % is LNG vs oil, and how feasible is it ship to Germany?

>>51042512
look at 133 tick chart

Hodl APE don’t let the hedgies short your massive gains and remember Adamn Aron can dilute your shares at a moments notice to fight the hedgies

What the hell why are bank stonks down I thought banks were bear proof

I'm telling you guys, the real play is whatever company sells axes and hatchets in Germany.

>>51042674
Cope, brandon

Let's look. Commodities high even with a china slowdown and 20% youth unemployment because the west killed their own commodity markets and are the demand on international stage. All these inputs china needs are now high priced in dollars as the dollar strengthens and their stimulus is weakening their currency

This means what would normally create a much lower priced commodities market is now incredibly high combined with Russian issues straining supplies.

China is being slamfucked by big dollar priced commodities even in a slowdown AND a crash in goods demand and offshoring that will continue into 2023

Reminder, china loses, globalists win

>>51042733
nobody needs money anymore

this market is fucking gay, bros

>>51042698
It says it is responsible for 70% of overall Norwegian Gas production, not that 70% of its operations are in Norway, ya goof. Legit you need to stop being such a contrarian faggot, you guys come out of the rot every time a no brainer is shilled to confuse anons.

Entered a weekly SPY call at $413.68. Feel good we will bleed up a little through the afternoon.

>>51042743
>one third of our operations are outside of Norway
Holy fuck you are actually retarded. This means the remaining two thirds are in Norway

>>51041485
But what will my large cap stocks do with 30% less competition

>>51042733
Trust the indicators

>$WATER

>$WATER

>$WATER

>$WATER

>$WATER

>>51042737
I would prefer what ever globohomo
, WEF shit has to offer then to live under the chink system, I will take fags and trannys over chinks, I would probably just kms if China was successful.

>>51042759
My spy outs expire in January. It is going down.

>>51042698
UM IT JUST WILL OK?

>>51042779
This guy proved his retardedness by going all in on ETF's that had one-off dividend payouts and assuming that was the yield going forward.

>>51042771
>It is impossible for the company to keep expanding outside of Norway as it has been doing for the past 5 years because it just is and you have to buy (shitstock) because some German said they'll buy some gas from them.

Fucken retard

>>51042130
Go back cleaning toilets, while your mother and sister cleaning said Abdul dicks, slavtoid

>>51042796
Classic dividend boomer mistake. No dividend is guaranteed and they could just as easily cut a dividend to 0 when your stock is down 90%

>>51042808
Rude

>>51042698
>how will this company increase 50% when 70% of its production is in Norway, and Norway is already at maximum gas export capacity?

Im not anon, I cant defend the "50% gain"-meme. But LNG is a commodity that will continue to go through the roof. It doesnt matter if they can nor cant export more of their product as a result.

Half of europes houses are heated by gas. European industry like the one in germany is heavily reliant on gas. There is no way around it other than that this commodity, through more inflation (which is not peaking , by the way) - is going to dip further.

Take a look at gas producers, they have gone virtually parabolic as of this year. You really think that is going to stop as it gets colder and colder in europe ? I dont think so.

I remain bullish on EQNR. Even bought more today as they were doing stock buybacks.
A nice little gain.

>>51042743
Anon here is correct about being a contrarian. I understand having your own idea, thats great. But being a contrarian for the sake of being a contrarian, I do not understand.

>>51042785
Yeah but I think a mild to hard landing is best to kill all goods demand, not sure exactly but a hawkish fed makes the most sense

Will ruin all of EM economy for a bit

So did boomer divvy anon really have his wife leave him?

>>51042827
>- is going to dip further.
lmfao im retarded meant to say, is going to continue to appreciate in value.

>>51042785
The WEF system is just as bad as the chinks but with the addition of fags and trannies though

>>51042771
i just bought some eqnr long dated calls based on his retardedness

>>51042814
If he was doing OXY or KO or any historically reliable dividend blue chip I would've respected it, but it's like he sorted a spreadsheet/table of ETF's by yield descending and just aped into the highest yields without any research, ie PDBC.

>>51042733
Because the vix index is too low indicating negative long return.

>>51042852
chinks are the ones behind wef, they love globalism and communist ways

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>>51042865
Fucken sell them.

THE END.

>>51042896
it's "fuckin" not "fucken" my good ESL troll

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>>51042921
>>51042921
>>51042921

>>51042779
Haven’t been seeing this guy posted lately. What happened to him?

>>51042827
my whole point is there is more alpha in small cap companies that can both increase production and benefit from price increases. EQNR will go up as LNG price increases, no shit, but their production is static.
If you take a look at a heat map on a Green Day for energy, the small caps are harmonics and will go up double digits while saturated companies are lucky to pop 5%.

>>51041745
lol

>>51042875
>OXY
>reliable
lol

>>51042930
He was put to the test during the meltdown and failed.

>>51042286
>Gays run their own clinic networks. You'll see the same lag of cases rising at a 1-2 R(t) -> fags panic -> vaccines and paranoia kick in -> cases decline ~1 month later
And gays are keyed in to the issue now so you're right. The question is whether there will be enough spread in the interim -- the vaccine requires two shots for full immune response, which means a month of lag.

If you're using NYC as your model for this assumption -- NYC issued an emergency order and guidance to its citizens. This is important because an infected person is contagious for a number of weeks, and they need a government decree to have the support needed to isolate. I would argue that the behavioral changes are significantly greater factors than vaccines. Other areas aren't doing that -- most notably Florida, whose government is actively fighting the idea that mpxv should be taken seriously.

Potential non-fag superspread vectors, like schools and daycare, will also be engaged over the next month or so. We're at a make or break point.

>Pridepox is not smallpox and it's not able to evolve at COVID speeds
You're right, but you don't seem to understand the difference between coronavirus and poxvirus.

The major risk of the current outbreak isn't human-human transmission. It is human-animal transmission. This pox has already shown it will hop to domesticated dogs -- which is a bad sign for everyone.

Furthermore, it's more likely that mpxv will start dodging vaccines. RNA viruses like coronaviruses are small and use discreet pathways that can be targeted. Large DNA viruses like mpxv work slower, but have diversity within their genome that makes them more robust. This make therapuetics more attractive.

Right now taking any firm position on the outcome of this outbreak is highly speculative. What's not so speculative is whether SIGA will receive FDA approval and additional orders... it will. It's a pretty safe bet if you take profits right before that announcement.

>>51042842
Last we'd heard. Of course since he's still posting his holdings from June and is too dumb to even tripcode it's super easy to impersonate him.

>>51042981
Whoops I meant XOM

>>/biz/51042921

>>51042921

>>51041573
>What are you on about

nasdaq

>>51043022
>the vaccine requires two shots for full immune response
Nah, IIRC it kicks in over 6 weeks after the frist. The reason they were talking about only offering first shots/delaying second shots is because the second shot significantly lengthens the duration of immunity.

For Florida, my point is that the gays aren't following DeSantis.

>Potential non-fag superspread vectors, like schools and daycare, will also be engaged over the next month or so.
To a large extent they already have. How many summer camp and daycares have we seen? They've all turned out to be one-offs of gay adult -> kid -> done.

>The major risk of the current outbreak isn't human-human transmission. It is human-animal transmission. This pox has already shown it will hop to domesticated dogs -- which is a bad sign for everyone.
Yeah, but we're not seeing animal reservoirs spilling back out into the general population. Despite its diverse nature, NYC is not big on bush meat.

>Furthermore, it's more likely that mpxv will start dodging vaccines. RNA viruses like coronaviruses are small and use discreet pathways that can be targeted. Large DNA viruses like mpxv work slower, but have diversity within their genome that makes them more robust. This make therapuetics more attractive.
Please, please, please read a biology textbook before investing in biotechs.

>>51042878
I'm too brainlet to follow that shit