/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51033297
Hello sirs, I just made $300 (USD) from reselling shoes I found off a dead guy. Please drop some tickers that look interesting

>>51033353
MARA will make me rich again

>>51033297
I need hopium now!!!

FIRST

>>51033372
it's not september yet and /smg/ says the bad stuff only happens in september

>pulled out money due to losses
>spent money on bike parts, bike park travels and alcohol
>would've lost the same or more money if it would've remained in the market
The gains I got from this are colossal

>>51033383
FPBP. Upvoted and I bought you 4chan gold.

Btw this is /rat/ market general now

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

What are you doing with your raise?

>>51033411
YOU DIRTY RAT

>>51033418
Editing the prices in the background a was a nice touch

>>51033367
good plan, I went down the MARA rabbit whole from the previous thread and it seems promising. Just hoping it doesn't dip below a 2 digit price as soon as I buy in.

>>51033433
Hands up

>>51033429
imma spend eet on hookers

Posted this in the last smg as a new one baked

SPY put to call ratio is over 1.5 for every expiry leading up to 9/14 where max pain is $430.

Why would MMs sell all these puts if the price was really going down?

Quick reminder that my password is literally the word “nigger”

SPY will close above 430 today.

Heed my warning and either go into cash or go long, bears.

You will never, EVER cum. You are a sheep just like the rest of us, and this morning you will get what you fucking deserve.

Lol. He doesn't know about the Uranium Ultimatum. He doesn't know that nuclear desalination is the only solution to the water crisis. Clickety clack. YOU. WILL. LEARN.

>You thought the "fed pivot" would happen?
>Hmph, pathetic
>Don't fight the fed as they say
>*Stomps on your face*

How my insider tradingchads doing

>>51033297
>not enough cash to day trade
>income and expenses break even
>paper day trading algo account is up over 200% in the last month
>mfw I have to watch what could have been if I had a shred of capital
I'll never escape bros.

>>51033574
Just leveragemaxx bro

Ok so when is this Jackson hole meeting, and is it public?

>>51033574
You can day trade in a cash account with no minimum limits. Just takes the couple days to settle.

>>51033603
If I had a streak of leveraged bad trades I'd be even more fucked than I already am.

All in uuuu and uec right?
Markets green tomorrow?

We topped last Tuesday 2:30 PM when the market inexplicably tumbled down after reaching 200 DMA. Do what you will with this info

>futures drilling
limit down this week?

>>51033690
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>51033645
You can make the settled a cash a non-issue by daytrading 0 dte SPY options. The extrinsic value is so low you can get like 80 delta calls for like 300 or so. So you're never using too much cash at once. And unlike stocks, options are t+1 so you'll have the cash tomorrow if you sell today.
Obviously you need to know what you're doing but it's a pretty neat workaround.

>>51033657
URNM is the way.

Red futures = Green Tomorrow.

>>51033297
>Earl Gray

>>51033702
settled cash*

I sold my CCJ btw. And GDX.

Another week selling call options to degenerates on plebbit

It's over. Today is the last stock market day and the last /smg ever. The sun won't even rise tomorrow, I'm pretty sure. It was fun while it lasted

>>51033748
Post or larp

I'm thankful to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ that stocks always go up over time.
Thank you Jesus. You've saved my portfolio.

>>51033748
What calls you like to sell, Mr Morpheus?

>>51033710
Greatest pre-internet troll ever - nobody ever figured out if Gene Ray was a troll or not.

>>51033794
Forgot the pic

Im going to bed with my stacks of MPC and CF

>>51033811
Kek this seems like genuine /x/ ranting

>>51033702
Interesting. Day trade deep ITM 0 DTE options as a synthetic futures scalp. I like it!

Why futures dying ? my SOXL already down 13% after Friday .people say to buy .

>>51033500
I don't get it either. seems like MM are still very positive for the near future, although analysts predicted a 360 spy by the end of the year

Sometimes, you gotta pop a viagra n give the hooker the FULL GIRTH of your penis to fix her attitude and remind her who’s in charge.

>buy soxl

>>51033883
Oopsie Scoopsies! Down 85 grand and has to scam exit liquidity out of unsuspecting euros!

>>51033500
Sometimes the slot machine gives out a jackpot in order to keep people playing.

I’m actually angry that I didn’t short FUBO and CVNA

And the dump continues!

SQQQ GANG REPORT IN

I got 1k to put in puts. Should I put it on spy?

>>51033984
80 shares, avg cost $50

You ever wake up from a peculiar dream and just feel...otherworldly? It's almost a nauseating feeling. It's been some time/,smg/ I'm going to read this uranium book. You guys are always interesting and ahead of the pack it seems. And you leave breadcrumbs for people like myself, I'm really grateful.

>>51034085
this is still the dream, we're waiting for you

>>51034085
Wakey wakey nigger

Hm I went hiking over the weekend and I didn't look at charts at all.
Respectfully, what the fuck is this?

>futures

>>51034353
Obvious sucker rally was obvious. Oil goes down 30% and inflation is flat MoM? That was supposed to be a good sign? Lmao.

>>51033898
>Down 85 grand
Kek that’s chump change.
No, I was down something like $170k or so
That’s not “daddy’s money” like CLF tranny either

Hope you mumus had your fun. VIX is telling you the bear rally is over.

>>51034372

Oil went down even as inventories were getting tighter. Only way that math works is big recession, many layoffs, stocks much lower. I take it seriously since, if there's any "smart money" in the markets it's the commodity and fx guys. It sure as shit isn't the bond traders lol.

i sold my puts on friday
should i just load up again at open?

>>51033411
Shalom

>>51034466
We're dumping all week,so go ahead

>I bought the fucking top

GO BACK UP
PLEASE GO BACK UP

>futes
BROS??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>AMC

>>51034601
>>51034558
>>51034541
its over................

great mumu please take my blood

It's really disgusting how little market has to do with the market itself. We're literally just following what Fed might do.
I'm glad I shorted the top realizing this.
Do NOT play the market around economic data relating to the market - play it relating to the Fed.

why are futures down

>>51034641
>4 weeks of green
>wtf why are we going down?
Retard. Pay attention to Fed.

what the fuck is AMC doing i sold my puts on friday this can't be happening to me

RUH ROH

>>51034655
If I had to guess, half due to meme stocks like BBBY collapsing and half to do with Regal Cinemas bankruptcy

HOLY SHIT AMC KEK

oh nonnono. its almost like it was a bear market rally, the recession will be announced on friday, and inflation has not peaked.

mumutards seething

>>51034655
And another half that risk plays in general are getting slaughtered as it becomes more apparent that we actually are about a third of the way down the third major recession in 21 years, for literally the same reason as the last two at the same time.

>>51034650
fuck you piece of shit

EXCUSE ME

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO AMC?????

>>51034742
If you don't want advice then kys and fuck off to reddit. Stop asking retarded questions here.

Heh AMC baggies

>>51034724
This rally was completely fake and so is this dump. It's literally boiling down to what everyone thinks Fed will do. We're not even trading stocks anymore, we're just trading fucking Fed derivatives.

>>51034783
Wrong, housing markets are starting to collapse both in the west and china.

I saw a dream tonight where I was observing some bears from a distance. A brown bear was picking on a smaller black bear, when all of a sudden a massive polar bear jumps down from above before the brown bear. The polar bear proceeds to slam its front paws audibly to the ground and growls incredibly loudly at the brown bear, then does a handstand

What does this dream signify about the market?

>>51034783

it's been obvious what the fed will do since december when they actively said they're going to 'tackle' inflation as their #1 priority, but mumuniggers continue to lose money by thinking they're going to magically pivot while inflation is still to peak.

but yeah it's kind of cringe lmao. to me it represents a massive blow off top (sentiment-wise) that zoomer fags are trading crypto and stocks and have become macroeconomic experts in the last 6 months

>>51034806
bobos fighting amongst themselves for scraps

Go Dollar, go Dollar! USD wrecking ball is on world tour

Holy shit AMC

i'm not going to seethe
i will just be happy

>>51034806
A real bear market. No dumbfuck Mumus, just Bobos mauling other Bobos who close shorts too early.

ITS HAPPENING LIVE
YURO IS GOING TO OFFICIALLY BECOME A SHITHOLE CURRENCY TODAY

>>51034830

BRIT BONGS, WE"RE MOONING

God fucking shit, I exchanged 1k$ to €s 2 weeks ago.

>>51034900
I exchanged €10.000 to $10.000 a few weeks ago

>>51034898

looks like we're having STEAK for dinner tonight

>>51034911
>>51034898
Also GBP not good to hold. They're not paying their energy bills over there and they're taking on debt to buy basic necessities. Not to mention the strike going on there right now. EUR and GBP not good, USD good

DXY bros we made it

We run this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM

>>51034879
KWAB

>>51034909
Change it all before 10,000€ become 15 dorrah kek.
>unironically using dot as decimal
Euronigs using dot as decimal get the rope. I managed to force my physics professor to accept me using commas as decimals instead of the barbaric dot despite his ramblings of muhh yurp and muhh anglosaxon global hegemony. I just do it to watch euros mess things up at this point

>>51034911
Sadly still cheaper than in the EU. Everyone in yurop is fucked.

Perhaps I longed VIX with gigaleverage a bit too early...

>>51034964
Dots are the standard seperator here.

And I really doubt the dollar will crash compared to the yuro. Have you seen the /absolute state/ of fucking europe lately?

>>51034978
>Everyone in yurop is fucked.
Some us arent retarded

>>51035014
>swedish
>not fucked

>>51034984
>Dots are the standard seperator here
Better start using commas, those will be the new standard in yurop, along with the (((am*rican))) dorrah
>Have you seen the /absolute state/ of fucking europe lately?
Yes, I did a travel from switzerland to france after a holiday. Its like going from usa to mexico. I'm glad I don't live in paris, lyon, marseille or g*rmany though

Guys...mortgage lenders are starting to go broke.

What the actual fuck, the chances of a economic depression rather than a recession are steadily getting higher now.

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1561400432710131715

>they still think a pivot is coming

>>51035079
>boomerhedge

>>51035014
Seems to me like you don't understand how pirce discovery for energy works in the EU.

>>51035034
swedefag here (not anon >>51035014 )

We are selling a lot of electricity today, and for a good price. Its one of those few things sweden is doing good these days.

With that said, I just bought natural gas from norway. And all I can say is im glad I dont heat my house with gas or electricity. This shit is going to go ballistic come winter, and of course, as the russians start coming up with excuses to fuck with europe and not deliver gas.

Its going to get very very bad.
Also ofc LNG is used for industry, which is an entire category of itself. Germany may have to de-industrialize because of this.

Pump, dump, pump. I honestly couldn't give a shit, I'm in it for the long term so let it drop. I'm 1200 right now but what does it matter. Let's drop another 20% cause I'm putting another £2k in on the 1st.

The best part about getting paid is sticking my money in the market and waiting 30 years to become a millionaire guaranteed

>All red
>market not even open yet
it might hit circuit breakers one of these days i swear

>>51035094
Im another anon but :
>Seems to me like you don't understand how pirce discovery for energy works in the EU.

I guess you dont either, as you didnt provide an explanation ? Elaborate, please.

Hello eurocucks, here's 99 cents for 1 (one) whole euro (ticker: $EUR). I brought it all in the form of pennies, so be sure to count every cent, but don't worry, there is less than 100 there.

market won't bottom until half the people on /smg/ have either uninstalled their trading apps or killed themselves

>>51035098
Glad you're doing good svenska,memes asides
Winter is looking really grim over the EU in general,good luck.

>>51035122
This place feels a lot more dead than before so that may have already happened.

BBBY baggies might have been the final nail in the coffin.

>>51035094
Exports are jacking up domestic prices. If shtf we can coast on our own production till the end of time, in meantime we're making bank.

>>51035115
Soon the spread will go low enough that 1EUR won't be able to buy 1USD

>>51035113
lazy fag

>The wholesale market in the EU is a system of marginal pricing, also known as pay-as-clear market, where all electricity generators get the same price for the power they are selling at a given moment. Electricity producers (from national utilities to individuals who generate their own renewable energy and sell into the grid) bid into the market: they establish their price according to their production cost. Renewable energy sources are produced at zero cost, and are therefore by definition always the cheapest. The bidding goes from the cheapest to most the expensive energy source. The cheapest electricity is bought first, next offers in line follow. Once the full demand is satisfied, everybody obtains the price of the last producer from which electricity was bought.

>>51035125
Not doing it yet. I'm in the middle of making sure that everything I own goes to my little brother. Then I'm off to the party store and get me a helium tank. Or maybe I'll try to create some headlines ;)

>>51035141
Oh,im not going to pretend i care but give you lil bro a big hug before you go.

>>51035140
thanks for spoonfeeding me daddy, cummies next pls ?

I remain bullish on energy in general although we got autism in the EU

>>51035158
Yea I funked up, I meant to reply to >>51035122 but thanks I guess

>>51035140
>Once the full demand is satisfied, everybody obtains the price of the last producer from which electricity was bought.

Thats interesting. So although we here in sweden have 56% renewable energy, we'll still pay a premium for the energy as oil and gas, for example, are some of the more expensive options - which will in turn make energy costs rise for cheaper alternatives of energy.

Sounds like its incredibly bad for consumers but really good for producers.
If I understand this correctly.

>>51035203
You do. They want people to invest in renewable and made is generous to the producers. Natural gas is fucking this system up. Otherwise a good idea to finance the transition.

>>51035203
How is electricity generated with oil more expensive than renewable?

>inflayion reduction act
>gives a bunch of money to companies to buy chinese solar panels

>>51035252
because the EU said so
>Renewable energy sources are produced at zero cost, and are therefore by definition always the cheapest.

>>51034655
It trades ex-dividend today. Remember the APE dividend? They basically diluted 2:1.

>>51035264
But that's not true

>>51035258
These things are always named the opposite of what they plan to achieve.

Build back better? Nothing was built, nothing got better.

>>51035278
doesn't matter for the EU market as long as they are allowed to act as if they have no cost.

HELLO MUMU FUCKING SHITS, DID YOU GET OUTTA MY WAY WHEN I ASKED YOU TO?

>>51034979
why?

How much longer will the red go on lads? I dropped a grand over a bunch of consumer brands on Friday, down like 4% probably gonna do the same today on Nordstrom and some other stuff, or should I wait for later on in the week?

German stocks are plunging today.
What's the reason?

>>51035347
>Jew

Germany is gonna collapse into another Weimar

https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1561594456977063936

>>51035352
more than usual?

>>51035346
probs at least 2 weeks to 3 months. They're gonna try tank the market to red for 2023 so it looks like 2023 has a great year and that we overcome the recession. Also retail investors like yourself will never win just buy the index and stop gambling on random chance.

>>51035347
because the stock markets are all linked and everything will plunge together. There is no hedge, diversification is kinda just not working when the majority of money just copies each other. At least the index doesn't trade so won't affect price realisation just dumb niggas pulling out for no reason.

WE GOT ALL THE SHORT SELLS LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER
BUDDY

Thead theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUAC03YMlA

God damn it, my fucking broker wouldn’t let me go short on a stock that has since then plummeted FUCK

Imagine the dump once americans wake up seeing their money in overleveraged assets down big time

>>51035458
Is it too late

I remember when permabulltards called me a retard when I said the FED does not sound dovish nor has any intention to pivot. Funny that. Makes me question if those people were even real.

BUDDY guy discovered crypto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAudZj4-xQk

>>51035469
just eat is literally shit anyway, they provide a service that actually worked fine before when people had to hire their own drivers and they inflated all the takeaway prices so they can add their 1 pound fee per item

I hope you liquidated on Friday

How high is BBBY going today? 20? 35?

>>51035368
>Also retail investors like yourself will never win just buy the index and stop gambling on random chance.
I'm just investing, I'm tired of gambling. Anything around 5-10% a year is more than enough for me

>>51035517
nigga buying single stocks is still gambling. The only gauranteed long term growth is a global index.

>>51035504
Exactly, I mean look at the all time graph this company is failing

Should I be moving my money into crypto

>>51035529
Gambling as in options. Me sitting with half a grand in AAPL isn't what I would call risky.

>>51034770
Looks like they finished dumping bags

>>51035529
>gauranteed
past performance doesn't guarantee future returns

>>51035552
it is risky though. All it would take is 1 blunder from apple and your stock could half or go to zero. Imagine if they got done for 10 years of tax evasion or something that you won't see coming. I'm just telling you the facts. Apple isn't the only company to ever be the largest, infact most of them are not the largest anymore and many became very unlarge over night.

>>51035551
for what purpose?

>>51035581
It seems safer than the stock market desu

>>51035594
lol no
Compare NASDACK and BTC charts for the past year

>>51035014
We export most of it to krautcucks so we still get fucked by energy prices

>>51035551
everyone should hold money in both

>>51035566
This is an interesting saying. On the one hand, everyone repeats it as if they believe in it. On the other hand, revealed preferences paint a different picture - who doesn't look at the chart buying?

>>51035622
before buying*

>>51035576
AAPL is probably a large part of every ETF though, it's as close to non-gambling as you can get apart from buying government bonds.

Trolling AMC and BBBY stocktwits makes me feel better about my $32 SOXL average

Oil bros, I'm not feeling good about this Iran deal. The EU and US would tongue a mullah's anus to get oil prices down right now.

>>51035594

>>51035235
I figured that it had to do with incentives.
And as anon here says >>51035252 it doesnt actually make sense. I would think Coal is the cheapest energy source (or so ive heard , layman here)

Thanks for the explanation once again. You made me wiser. -Reading about it on the EU website now.

Bear trap sparked by Friday's momentum. Reversal by lunchtime.

morning bros. i think its a trading day for me.

gotta go to the gym to whine do i get my earlier bought time extended or no,

any earnings plays for this week?

>>51035766
Peloton. Ez short.

>>51035784
when is the earnings and is it pre. during or after market?

>>51035792
thursday before market open

Whats everyone's take on STNE? Think I'll drop a fuck load in if it hits 5 dollars.

>>51035637
it's 3-4% of pretty much every global index. I'm just trying to stop you getting burned bro. Ultimately it's up to you to take the risk but I don't feel like you're grasping the gravity of the risk taken on just single stocks.

>>51035828
>provider of financial technology and software solutions
Pass. Too many of those fucking things these days.

>>51035855
>you're grasping the gravity of the risk taken on just single stocks.
Kek there isnt any risk buying apple. They have $200 billion in cash. I wish people would actually do something other than just buying etfs/funds. Its really not difficult to find stocks out there that will give a better return than etfs.

>>51035710
Reversal by 2024

Which stock is the best energy play lads? KMI / RRC / CHK

>>51035971
Oxy. Could see it at $100 soon.

USD chads we can’t stop winning. Who else is leveraged on the USD?

>>51035988

any particular reason?

>>51035998
>euro parity again
Do Americans really keep getting away with this?

>>51035514
>high
kek

>>51036020
Buffett gonna keep scooping up shares. Oil staying over $70. Oxy starts shilling their meme carbon capture tech and gets hype growth.

>>51036020
Not him but Buffet bought half of it and it's an energy play in an energy crisis.

>>51035817
fuck. im gonna miss thursday market day prolly.

>>51036045
>bought half of it
He hasnt yet actually. Only won the ability to. So the actual price appreciation of him buying hasnt occurred yet.

>>51035079
I'm not worried, i invested in inverse housing and inverse s and p months ago

>>51035971

CHK best natural gas play imo

>>51036098
intredasting

>>51036045

but oil price is not doing very well recently, europe is struggling with natural gas supply though

Any predictions for the week /SIGGERS/?

>>51035641
we are never going to break even, just like them.

>>51036098

price appreciation of people speculating that he will buy has occurred though. I'm thinking of selling some just in case oil price goes down again and OXY gets -%12 in a day

Wazzup, that's great! Everybody understands that crypto is the future, but have u tried Yopi Network?

>Earn while u spend crypto in daily transactions
>Pay globally with yopicash through NFC
>No team tokens
>Few big partnerships coming up

>>51036130
True, it's not a short term play. That would be nat gas as you said.

>>51036131
To 22 end of month. No news, zero catalysts and the spread is slowing down.

>my soxl

>>51030522
S&P levels.
Based on futures we're already at 4180, the top of the big gap.

>>51036164

wtf, are people still holding soxl bags? those guys got raped harder than bbby baggies.

>>51036130
Oil doesnt need to be $120 for the oil companies themselves to do well. Besides many of them locked in contracts at high prices. Not sure at what prices but companies will do extremely well still for next 2 quarters.
>>51036135
I agree, oil could suddenly go the opposite direction. But with saudis capped out and Russia at its position. Even with an Iran deal I dont see an instant event that would cause things to change suddenly overnight.

if dumb ape reddit niggers spent a fraction of their time looking into real stocks and businesses instead of meme shit, they wouldn't be poor niggers.

>deliveryman is a dumb nigger and can't read the message
>leave at receptionist door
Jesus fuck this nigger is useless, second time he can't deliver my package. He'll try again tomorrow and same thing will happen and so on. All other courriers try to at least call me but this nigger expects everyone to be waiting for him, if not he doesn't deliver. I'll short with all my money this nigger, he'll be worth zero by tomorrow

SOXL bros WE are here

/ΣΜΓ/ bros how we feeling to today?

UUUU
U
U
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UEC
E
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>>51033297

ITS ALL ABOUT GAS(FARTS) FOR THE GERMANS THIS WINTER
listen you little shits, Gas is the currency of the future in Europe. Those that eat the most fast food will inherit the Earth.
I told you fuckers to buy EQNR since they are positioned to be the gas kings of Europe.

Germany is going to freeze to death this winter because they need that sweet smelling Fartgas.
And guess what? The day after I say it, EQNR starts doing SHARE BUYBACKS. You have 1 week to get in here I shit you not smg if you miss out on this like you missed out on SIGA at $9 I will fucken buy this site just to post gas images all over it.
EQNR is going to replace GAZPROM in Europe. Do you fucken understand? You fucken retards?

>>51036204
delusional
the semi industry is going their cyclical downside
>t. process eng

Don’t look at spy pm

>>51036176
average is 23. I take solace in the fact that it could be severely worse

>>51036286

>>51036286
>Germany is going to freeze to death this winter
European winters are mild. Nobody's gonna be freezing except some hobos in the streets.

But yeah european nat gas is definitely a good play

>>51036292
>cyclical downside
elaborate

also
>>>51014472

>>51036286
JAN
EQNR
CALLS

>>51036319
Not larping but I do have a family member who lives in a small German town who says people are freaking out.

>>51036204
your thumbnail looks like a noose haha

>tfw I went all in Vol at spy 430

It can't be that easy surely?

Has anyone heard of a little thing called APE?

Well Yolandi Visser has and she loves the way it pumps.

Wet wet.

https://youtu.be/K8nrF5aXPlQ

soxl sissies...

>>51036345
They're freaking out because Germans are used to running around in t-shirts in their 22°C living room in the middle of winter.

It's gonna be a shit winter for sure with limited heating but nobody's going to die. The worst we get around here is a week of slightly below zero (celsius).

Europe's collapse theme

https://youtu.be/B7UmUX68KtE

>>51033367
>board funnels millions into their own pockets
>make you rich

Anon, I….

Bobo-sama, I kneel.

>>51036430
You sure it’s not this one?
https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

>>51036345
>people are freaking out

Not me, I'm planning on spending winter in South East Asia in the tropics

t. cool guy

so whos going all in on APE :)

>>51036483
RapeAPEs reporting in ;)

>>51036483
Why? AMC is dead in pre market.

Is it too late to FOMO into oil/nat-gas?
it was my plan to go long for a while, but i thought the prize squeeze was further off

>>51036539
This thing hasn't even begun to squeeze. It's fucking summer m8. No one is heating their home right now and there are already shortages.

PLEASE resume the bull run
PLEASE resume the bull run
PLEASE resume the bull run
PLEASE GOD dont let this be the start of a major leg down into oblivion

MY FUNDS ARE ULTRA SOXL

AND I WILL BE ULTRA RICH

>>51036493
uh hot
>>51036537
uh idk bet on the clown?

>>51033429
I got a $15k raise but that's just barely making up for inflation and I'm still underpaid compared to my peers. Looking for a chance to jump ship.

>>51036539
But into companies like EQNR, half the problem is getting it to places, not just the price.

>>51036641
>mfw got a 2.5k 'raise'

>>51036641
what is so expensive in your life that 15k raise doesn't cut it?

bobros finally

>>51036675

Women

>>51036688

>>51036099
most based post itt

>>51033367
>>51033461
>MARA
>Not RIOT
NGMI

>>51036286
I'm a noob but wouldn't the better play be to slurp on friday after people presumably take their divvies and run?

>>51036630
More like you will be ultra ROIIINED lmao

Looking at the monthly chart, is it my imagination or does it look like SIGA is about to gap down to $17.50

>>51036537
actually kinda hard to tell if AMC is down or not
they basically did a 2:1 split by issuing APE. So if APE opens at $8, AMC + APE = $20, meaning the whole thing is up compared to Friday.
I think APE had something to it that made it worth less than a real share, but the question is how much less. If it opens at $1, then yeah, AMC is super dead

>>51036714
Not if they reinvest those dividends anon

>>51036315

beautiful, vielen dank mein Bruder

>>51036641
i get only a 4% raise basically every year so i'm losing money but my job is so comfy i just stay

>>51036732
Oh gotcha. Still not going to do two ticker thing. Stocks arent crypto. Its not going to work out.

>>51036732
oh fuck please give me 1$ daddy

What should i do to profit of the coming collapse of the european economy? Short the eurostoxx? There are some short etfs, also ones with x2 short

Long on oil/gas producer? There are multiple

t. europoor, gotta make money for my gas bill!

>>51036345
>people are freaking out.

thats what the media wants. keep people in fear.

It's over

>>51036734
Good point. I think I'll buy bit by bit throughout the week.
I already have most of my portfolio in EQNR but going all in on one company is kinda scary.

>>51036345
Theyre freaking out because providers started sending out rate increases of +100% since three weeks for gas and electricity and its not even winter yet

>>51036819
Not my problem

>

“For these reasons, the Government will repeal Section 377A and decriminalise sex between men. I believe this is the right thing to do, and something that most Singaporeans will now accept. This will bring the law into line with current social mores, and I hope, provide some relief to gay Singaporeans.”
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/section-377a-repeal-law-sex-gay-men-marriage-constitution-pm-lee-ndr2022-2891381
Bullish for SIGA

>>51036819
nukes in 30 minutes

Shill me a ticker

>>51036286
Didnt scholz get told to fuck off from norway when he asked for gas? Why should they be able to deliver now?

>>51036819
funny they said on the news here that dugin is nazi.

>>51034829
Wha append?

>>51036737
You're welcome. I'd like to edit it to just talk about EQNR though, its the best one by far.

>>51036731
SIGA is no longer a moon mission, the FDA bent over my thesis and fucked it raw.

>>51036835
How the fuck is that legal?

>>51036804
EQNR. And I'm not shilling this company to pump my bags, the marketcap is over 100billion. Its the play, they're already talking about eating Gazprom's monopoly.

>>51034879
>YURO IS GOING TO OFFICIALLY BECOME A SHITHOLE CURRENCY TODAY
Always has been

>>51036838
>Singapore
Literally who cares, this does nothing for siga. People aren't suddenly gonna turn gay and buttfuck eachother.

>>51035104
>Becoming a millionaire guaranteed
> £1,200 invested
> A britbong

>>51036838
Well signaporesisters we had a good run…

>>51036861
no idea, i just piled on when i saw the premarket numbers.

>>51036676
The great bear

>>51036857
https://www.equinor.com/where-we-are/germany

Independent company anon.

>>51036286

>LNG
>Growth tech company PE
>For an ENERGY COMPANY
Who would fall for that

>>51036901
EQNR has a P/E of 7.5
If you're talking about the old picture, yeah, forget about everything on there except EQNR. LNG's recent run is stupid, it will pullback.

>>51036872
Nigga I'm 40000 invested, up 1200 learn to read

>>51036862
>How is that legal
Its not, but politicans dont seem to care (yet) and people cant or wont start a court fight that takes months, hope this is a wakeup call for every retarded zoomer and boomer voting spd and greens but i doubt it


Yesterday some cityfag told me he wont get a mortage now because "he doest want to pay putin" like somehow he thinks the increased mortage rates go to russia??? We are doomed

>>51036740
>average pay
>shit raises
>bland work
>wfh, set own hours, zero micromanagement

I took a 10k (after tax) pay cut to take this job, I wouldn't hesitate to do it again

>>51036920
German bro, the saying about hard times makes strong men is true.
The first to fall will be the first to rise. I'm sorry but it has to happen.

>>51033429
Buy more gas. Fuck your raise

oh hi

>>51036881
>independend company
You could have said the same about gazprom, they will definitly get dictated from norway politicians how much gas they can deliver to other european countries, still a good bet nonetheless

New

>>51036970
>>51036970

>>51036961
Gazprom is majority state owned.

>>51036972
>premature bear
Typical.