/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51027881
those are MEN!

GaySex (SIGA) bros we have a problem.
The gays aren't having enough sex.

I think we have to switch to FartGas (EQNR)

First reply
Just broke this thread’s hymen

REV gonna rip this week.

I want enormous titties in my face

So, what[s the next big memestock, gentlemen? Serious replies only, I'm looking to 2x by the end of the month.

>>51027903
Why EQNR?

>>51027909
milk futures bros..............

>>51027909
Soon.

>>51027913
WEBR & WEBL

What is the best broker to trade US options in Europe? I looked at Lynx but open to suggestions.

>>51027881
incrfknskbrofrfr

GAMESTOP or RYAN COHEN VENTURES LLC

is going to buy

BUY BUY BABY

from

BED BATH & BEYOND INC

>>51027913
Just increase the leverage on the large indexes until you got the volatility you crave. It's what I do, any I lost a lot of money, so it's working

>>51027913
ASTS, they are launching a satellite into space with in 2 weeks. It should giga pump then fucking crater. The company needs cash so all the stock holders will be donating to their cause (dilution)

WHY DIDN'T I SELL COVERED CALLS???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HPE Got a cray super computer yo

>>51027925
He shilled it last thread too. Just look into it, don't blindly believe whatever bullshit anons peddle here.

Shit like ZOM and GOVXgot shilled here at the start of last week too and they absolutely tanked.

>>51027934
Then why did he sell his shares? He could have just bought it and sold shares back as part of the deal. Or he didnt even need to buy shares at all and made an offer to BBBY?

>>51027906
Yeah, r.i.p. that is

Why is the forest quiet.

>>51027983
No, part of the arrangement RC and the BBBY board had was no acquirement or hostile takeovers as long as RC Ventures LLC was a shareholder.

>>51028005
perhaps you are being hunted

>>51027968
Me and Rocker made gains off govx when he was shilling it. I cleared 8k

>>51028005
The forest is quiet because the three happy birds did not find the beast. The beast came and everyone fled the forest.

>>51028003
>Women are going to stop being ugly.
Never gonna happen.

>>51027953
literally why would this cause a pump. if anything it will just instantly shit the bed when people sell the news. shits already up 100% in a month

>>51028008
Then why did he even buy shares? He could have just made an offer to them and bought it. Why the whole shares thing.

>Tfw bought SPY @ 430
You're welcome Bobo

Can someone give me a quick run-down on farty ponies?

>>51027953
ASTS already went up 100% in a month in anticipation of this launch.

Also their product seems unbelievable. As in "I don't believe they can do this".

>>51028070
To get 3 of RC board members on the BBBY board so they can convince the board to take the deal

>>51028065
>>51028084
Buy high sell higher. I was just giving the meme gambler something to lose money on. I wouldn't put any money into this shit. But you never know, it could pump before launch

>>51028100
>To get 3 of RC board members on the BBBY board so they can convince the board to take the deal
>buy shares
>put board members on
>sell shares
>buy only profitable part of company and have your board members approve it
Yeah thats a hostile take over and a lawsuit. BBBY shareholders arent interested in letting another company loot the companys profitable arm for someone who isnt even a shareholder anymore.

>>51027934
no he's not you dumb baggie.

>>51028127
The board members were put in with BBBY approval, the Baby deal is done with BBBY approval.
>BBBY shareholders arent interested in letting another company loot the companys profitable arm for someone who isnt even a shareholder anymore.
That's the fault of BBBY shareholders for voting in these board members at the annual shareholder meeting.

its honestly pretty funny seeing all the GME and BBBY cultists posting here as if there is some sort of master plan and not that their cult leader didn't just dumb his bags on them leaving them all down 40% or more

>>51027881
QUESTION
People tell me to not pick stocks, just go with an ETF and forget about it.
why? why shouldn't I choose stocks so I make a good portfolio?

>>51028225
Because statistically speaking, you're retarded and won't outperform the index.

>>51028225
This is a Direxion thread.
Please delete this post immediately.

omg we have bbby baggies itt coping

>>51028225
Jews want all the shares for themselves.

>>51028225
ok bro why don't you give it a go since you know best

>>51028265
>owning a distraction

Kek baggies.

>>51028225
people picking stocks don't understand what they should be looking for. You would be better off with having an animal choose them for you or putting a newspaper with tickers up to a dartboard.

>>51028225
Picking your own stocks is good, don't let jews tell you otherwise.

ETF managers get to use the shares to vote for dumb shit, when you own the shares you get tat0r0ho vote

Covid started to get worse after they introduced the vaccines. Something MAY happen with the monkey poop vaccines. Watch this dr who use to work with Bill Gates talk about vaccines mutating the monkey poop virus making it more infectious.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/j2VVnParaCDy/

If you don't own SIGA you will have flaming butt holes.

Still got monkeypoop after vax:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/XtWVhQuZWTbl/

anyone looking at PRTY (Party City)? it managed to go up on Friday even after BBBY doomped from RC news

this is so retarded that it might just work

>>51028301
BASED@!

>>51028221
>didn't just dumb his bags
All RC has done is pump my GME bags. Hard.

And he will continue to do so by acquiring Buy buy baby.

Trigger warning for you snowflakes: reddit link

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wsxdpx/the_true_reason_why_rc_sold_his_bbby_shares_a/

>>51028221
I wish they would stay in their containment threads

>>51028314
kpop poster can you please go be schizo somewhere else? didn't you get evicted?

>>51028315
Yes invest in a party supplies stock when a recession is happening, possibly a depression. What could go wrong?

I don't see why anyone would momentum pump this particular stock. Is it heavily shorted or something?

>>51028334
time to turn off the computer boomer.

R8 my steak

>>51028225
stock pickers dont outperform because you are competing against other investors, and you wont have the knoweldge, the money, the time, and most of all the luck to beat others. broad market, low cost index fund ETFs are the way to go. like VOO and VTI

>>51028255
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>>51028225
The best is to go to an ETF you like and just pick all the best stocks there. I don't need to pay a fee just to have someone buy AAPL MSFT

>>51028005
The poopy grizzlies laid the bait.

>>51028347
7/10

I need to cook steak again it's been a while

>>51028288
settle down OG baggie...

>>51028315
They have one of those at my local shopping mall. I rarely see anyone except broke asses in there, and even then that is a rare sighting.

>>51028346
Ok now I know it's tinny. Get a job boy!

Reminder anons to invest in a gun to protect your gains. Head over to Palmetto State Armory to find hot deals on hardware for your gains.

>>51028005
You don't mean...
the bear has left his cave?

>>51028347
9/10 anon, perfectly cooked and nice grill marks. Great marbling, is that a ribeye? The steak could be thicker, that looks like 1inch. I prefer 2 inch steaks but that is just me. Those fries look crispy and delicious. Nice job

Has Tinny returned? I don't believe it.

>>51028347
nice, just ate a bowl of ramen. at least I start my new job tomorrow :(

>>51028404
>>51028378
>>51028028
VIX is a gauge for how loud the forest is. VVIX is the volatility of that how loud the forest is. The forest is quiet and has been for some time.

>>51028416
he's been here for over a week, seemingly he also bought siga almost at the top kek.

SIGA sissies….maybe it’s not over. How accurate you think this is?

>>51028347
that really is cooked just right dam anon

>>51028225
two reasons
* there are highly paid people whose day job is to research companies and estimate their value. Most people's stock picking is stuff like "I will buy KO because coca cola is sold everywhere", and that isnt insight, Berkshire Hathaway analysts priced that fact in 30 to 50 years ago. If you pick a small company and read their 100-page financial statements and use your in-depth sector knowledge then maybe you can pick stocks better than the market. Anything less and you're just gambling
* stocks are very volatile. Individual stock positions with no leverage can easily go to zero, or do a 3x, or do a 10x, sometimes within months. If you run a portfolio with 10 tickers, which is already a lot of work to keep up with the financials of the companies, one day you can wake up to 90% of your life savings having evaporated. Holding 5000 tickers through an ETF like VTI smooths out that volatility so you dont rope next time the tech sector implodes.

>>51028436
so my september calls are just going to burn a hole in my pocket?

>>51028347
Looks overcooked, frozen fries barley crisped...
>I could go on.

9/10 anon is starving soxl holder, meal clearly rates shit / 10.

>>51028436
the FDA approval is gonna be a big pump. I'm gonna exit my position probably at that point. Maybe keep a few hundred shares.

go all in on BBBY spreads
theyrev making an announcement en of month
its either going to rocket or crater. stradddle that shit benchods

>he's not positioned to benefit from German addiction to fartgas energy.

>>51028436
The fuck is this?

>>51028457
>whose day job is to research companies and estimate their value
It doesnt really take that long to study a company. Goldman entry level analysts crank out presentations in an hour for investors whenever earnings drop. You can do deep dive the first time but its really not necessary to look outside the main 1 pager of income. Yes etfs reduce volatility, but it also reduces gains with it. You arent going to wake up 1 day and see VTI suddenly removing amazon or aapl. So might as well just buy individual stocks.

>>51028436
Gaysexbros, we are running on fumes right now. I suggest exiting Monday or trimming if it pumps tomorrow. Bavarian Nordic might pump before its earnings Thursday. I am trimming it all asap.

>>51028487
Or it's going to crab for months before mooning.

GME february 2021.

>>51028519
>I suggest exiting Monday or trimming if it pumps tomorrow
This was my plan. That means it is going to pump in the negative direction.

>>51028345
party city grew EBITDA every year from 2000 to 2018, so it's surprisingly recession resistant. lockdown did clap them hard though so who knows

9% shorted so nothing wild. if anything the momentum was from retards looking for "the next BBBY"

>>51028385
their stores are busy as shit during halloween but empty otherwise

>>51028325
Surprisingly a good post. However, even if RC wants to buy BABY, doesn't mean the deal will go through. Also, if the deal does go through, it doesn't mean that BBBY is saved or should be priced above $15 a share even with meme hype.

>>51028436
>16. The vaccines made by Siga are proven to be ineffective.

I hope I dont own this shit I was drinking last trade day/

>>51028531
Don't say that anon

>>51028548
Siga doesn't make vaccines, dummy.

Alcohol rot your brain or something?

>>51028529
its not going to crab, they're making an announcment end of month. Either they're announcing bankruptcy or they're announcing a deal with cohen. just go all in dont be a pussy. It's not going to crab at 9

Mulling a play on US banning tiktok with SNAP or META LEAPS. Am I retarted?

>>51028592
yes.

I swear /tv/ makes the best memes

>>51028347
solid 8, enjoy

>>51028545
>even if RC wants to buy BABY, doesn't mean the deal will go through
Three BBBY board members are directly put on by RC.
>it doesn't mean that BBBY is saved or should be priced above $15 a share even with meme hype.
I don't care. I don't own BBBY.
I own GME only, just like RC now.

>>51028411
it's 1 inch prime rib, grilled it for about 2.5 minutes each side. It was probably the best steak I've ever made.

>>51028457
>100-page financial statements
those are like 20 pages usually

>>51028514
But are those presentations used for investment decisions by the firm, or just to impress boomers who hold their accounts there?
Because I would argue that research goes even beyond going through publicly available information. There is a funny SEC rule that forbids companies from disclosing material nonpublic information to only a subset of investors. Yet investment firms like Goldman love sending analysts to the firms, to talk to the CEOs, to see how things are going. Nobody gets punished, officially no nonpublic information is being disclosed at these meetings. Yet clearly the banks get some value out of attending such meetings, perhaps just by seeing whether the CEO is a party bro or a nerd. Or they wouldnt go to them, right?

>>51028083
Is that Jonathan Blow?

>>51028592
>SNAP
It is going bankrupt, anon. The CEO's supermodel wife is leaving him.

>>51028399
sex

>>51028592
Trump hate it, so the liberals naturally love it. Tiktok promotes homosexuality and trannies, it is part of the agenda. It is not going away ever. I created an account and right from the start it showed me gay old Mexicans making out with inspirational music playing. Absolutely degenerate filth. Since I disliked it, next up was some dumb white bitch talking about abortion bans being unjust. Its pure liberal new world order propaganda

>>51028646
You're right, I exaggerated. I coincidentally have the last 10-k and 10-q of BBBY open, at 80 and 36 pages respectively

>>51028648
>But are those presentations used for investment decisions by the firm, or just to impress boomers who hold their accounts there?
Its for themselves and their clients both private and public. But my point is that its not that hard to analyze some of the companies press releases. You can even just look at the earnings report and that week of trading to see what the firms all thought.

>>51028396
Bro I think that's the kpopfag from /mu/. He's posting exaggerating gooks and he's a siga latefag. Or at least I hope so if that's Tinny I'm jumping out of bed and sell everything

I smell tuna

>>51028675
why are you reading financial statements of a meme stock

>>51028325
I'm all in GME too, but what does Buy Buy Babby have to do with GameStop?

>>51028703
obviously so that he can short it, buy puts or sell calls. To see how much money he could make when the retards get the lash

>>51028325
>Hard
>snowflakes

>>51028699
I'm about 80% sure it's tinny. This is not a good sign. Be prepare to sell at a moments notice.

>>51028719
just buy puts and calls
its gonna move hard one way or the other
who gives a shit about the financials
everyone knows bbby is on the verge of bankruptcy

Should i be mad that the cashier at the only Japanese grocery in my state literally rang up all my items at light speed, but didn't offer to bag then, and just started ringing up the other customer right after?
Was it because I'm a white devil whose ancestors irradiated Nagasaki and Hiroshima?

can't wait for markets to open to shut up the coping meme stock baggies and replace their retardation with some good old pink wojak and the repeated keystrokes of the letter A

>>51028703
what >>51028719 said, need to triple check that its a meme so I dont piss my pants if the short goes blood red

>>51028749
do you have no respect for mother Theta? You'd just buy options at 500% IV? Do you not fear her vomma?

>>51028773
this, ffs they know no ends to the cope

>>51028773
we will see about that
the market is not crashing until the end of the sabbatical year

>>51028713
>I'm all in GME too

>>51028797
the market may not, BBBY certainly will. it's going through pic related right now so it's going to $5 or less

>past

>>51028762
She could probably smell the weeb on you.

>>51028737
I know there's someone from /mu/ who's posting gook faces and he's definitely not Tinny. That guy is a funny shitposter. Tinny sperms out the second a non-gook female is posted iirc. I doubt this changed during his vacation. I will be testing it by posting more coombait. So if you or any anon notice more thots being posted in the next fee days, please be patient. I'll do it for everyone's sake

>>51028347
Looks great, but it deserves to sit next to something delicious and not disgusting fries

>>51028809
did you just now realize BBBY is a pump and dump?

>futures

>>51028786
i spent 400 bucks straddling amc in 21 and cashed out 2k. BBBY will either double or halve based on news and hype in the short term. I'm not worried about the high iv at all

>>51028837
Chumming the water, based.

>>51028837
the new gook poster is definitively not tinny we already interregated his ass. Tinny can't hide from us and he knows he's not allowed here. Boobs.

>>51028847
do you understand what the topic of discussion was when you butted in? It was about meme stocks, not the whole market.

cute gifs btw, reminds me of Freedom Planet

>>51028849
That's a man

>>51028849
My hatred for woman grows immensely every retarded tiktok dance.

>>51028868
>woman

WTFWT

>>51028849
who put clothes on that gorilla and why does it have such a large clit

What’s a realistic price target on SIGA by end of year? $35?

>>51028868
>woman
take a look at what's between the legs anon...

>>51028868
>woman

>>51028733
>>51028805
>>51028773
Cope and seethe, cope and seethe.

GME YTD beats all.

GME will make all of you seethe big.

>futes

>>51028885
screencapped

>>51028885
>GME will make all of you seethe big.

>futures

it's our time now

>>51028876
That completely depends on the spread of monkeypozz now don't it?

Right now it seems to be leveling out a bit. If so I doubt it's gonna be over 30 anytime soon, unless it mutates to spread more easily or someshit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bobotards are delusional

bros my liver is in extreme pain, i think my days of drinking and trading are catching up with me

>>51028861
I'll still test it by thotposting the second I sense something wrong. I can't fuck around with these things

>>51028928
Literally just stop drinking for 6 months and let it heal up. Take milk thistle twice a day and NAC. Knock it off anon

>>51028876
Seems realistic. If cases suddenly explode and it starts spreading in the general population ala covid, then it could hit 35 in a month. If cases plummet for some reason though (and why would they, reall?), then obviously no new TPOXX orders will be made at the price will go down. I can't see any reason why Mpox would suddenly just go away though.

>>51028933
at least post some hot ones

open red, green at market open. for the 999th time.

>silver fags

make me

>>51028956
I must ask who your waifu is anon. Good design. A cute.

>>51028899
weee

Are we going up or down tomorrow?

>>51028977
they took this from you

>>51028347
looks nice and fries too

>futures

>>51028992
>his waifu isn't the rejected 2017 mascot design entry for open source desktop spreadsheet software drawn by an autistic chinaman

>>51028976
>>51028954
fuck me i need to get some sleep

>>51028992
murder... MURDEEEERR

*ahem*

>>51028976
now thats my kind of porn

has anyone else been watching piedmont lithium? i'm holding about $30k worth. there have been wild price swings, but once the new mine in gastonia is built they should start pumping out cash. they also have two other mines that the markets don't seem to be pricing in.

>>51029007
holy fuck we got A LOT of killin to do

>>51028865
it is from Freedom Planet btw
Tyson Tan is one of the main artists for FP2

Uranium

>>51027881
These girls are literally 13-14

Retail is overwhelmingly bearish. You know what comes next.

>>51029014
seriously why would they do this? I would instantly begin using this software if it had her as mascot.
>>51029043
yeah when I read Tyson Tan I knew

>>51029038
I need to get a lithium play. SQM seems really high and could get nationalized. Any other lithium plays?

>>51029063
jews, or something like that

>>51028989
>The online e-commerce chad vs the government subsidy beggar virgin

>futures

>>51029054
no it's not

>>51029072
yeah man, i'm holding equal amounts of $LTHM and $LAC, both are mid sized mining plays. however, i live near gastonia and i see what's happening with $PLL. al the NIMBYs are trying to block the mines development, and whenever they do it tanks the stock dramatically. north carolina is a shithole that will 100% approve the mine, so just wait for another dip in $PLL and buy it up on the cheap

>>51029045
I can smell your roast from here

>>51029115
Thanks fren, I will start to DCA soon

>futura

>>51029054
retail just put their life savings in BBBY before it went down 40% in a single day

>>51029175
not retail, retards

>some demographics have been hit harder by the cost of living crisis than others
>Single black mothers are consistently the worst affected
>This has led to a measurable increase in the misbehaviour of Urban youth.
>We at the fed continue to voice our concern about these issues in our pursuit of a tighter fiscal environment.

>>51029075
>>51029063
here is my rare libbie folder:
https://files.catbox.moe/kavqt7.zip

>>51028989
you can jeff lives he life lol

>>51029190
same thing, BBBY was the most commonly traded ticker on retail brokerages like fidelity

>>51029079
this

>>51029189
The Fed using woke speak is so cursed, god I hate modernity

>>51029214
WHOA BLACK BETTY!

Bros, Imagine the smell

*knock knock*

>>51029175
Redditors are not true retail traders. They're something infinitely more pathetic.

Market crash ready in two months, chef.

>Poopies

>>51029240
China crash first followed by world crash. they kept telling people that it was simply the Chinese property market and we wouldn't get affected by it, but now it has spread to the Chinese financial and manufacturing sectors as well.

>>51029198
thanks m8

>>51029189
Gangs of "urban youths" stealing Kias and Hyundais is an epidemic in Columbus.

>>51029283
your welcome
now buy OTM JKS calls before their earnings on Friday

Got any good portfolio gore from reddit getting rekt on bbby, /smg/?

>>51029321
my fav was one guy going from 2 mil to 5mil and kept helding back to 2m

>>51029305
no

>>51029348
k

Buy fart gas stocks

>>51028225
I will make a case for why you should pick your own stocks.

1) People say you should buy ETFs, because in recent history they have done very well. On a wider timescale they are still good. I think they are so popular, because the last 10-20 years were basically one huge bull market with very few hiccups. This heavily skews the perception towards ETFs. What many people often have not considered is the ETFization of the market, the effects of which we are just about to find out.

2) Stock picking requires knowledge and a lot of work to understand the current macroeconomic picture and individual financial conditions. This is far above the expertise the average retail investor can bring to the table. People like buffet seem to do better than the average in downtrends.

tl;dr: as long as line go up ETFs should work fine, but once shit goes sour indiviual stock picking might better protect against losses.

What did he mean by this?

>>51029321
i bought $2k worth of calls just for fun. it was worth like $10k when it hit $27 but i never sold because i was too busy playing stardew valley to really care. in hindsight i should've sold, but it was less then 1% of my portfolio so whatever.

my gf kept bitching at me for not selling though, even though it was just a small portion of my portfolio.

>>51029337
How does this happen?
How do you not, on the most basic level, set a stoploss between 3-4 million? The liquidity was there, you could just buy back in an instant if it went against you. I don't understand these people.

>>51029305
>JKS
I remember trading their earnings a year ago and it was flat. What has changed this time around? THIS FUCKING CAPTCHA

>>51029369
>twitter
Go back

>the end of august around the corner
>september known to be the worst month for stocks for centuries
>every bit of news coming out is still bad to worse than last time
>jewish schemitar ending september

its actually literally over isnt it? stocks will never ever go back up from here will it? every day from tomorrow onward will be nothing but -2% every day until I am dirt poor in the streets

>>51029376

People get greedy, my man. Any options that I own, I set a sell limit of 50%. I've been able to cash out more regularly than letting unusual turbulence eat away at my profits

>>51029397
>people get greedy
You don't just lose 2mill from being greedy but rather from being a fucking fomo retard

>>51029394
only one of these is important and it's the last one
the sabbatical year ends September 26th
don't look up what happened last time

>>51029394
2 more weeks

(for real this time)

>>51029412

We're talking about r*ddit though lol

>>51029415
no, only 0.57 more weeks

>>51029424
Oh,fair enough then.

>>51029363
this, also the "DCA index fund/ETFs and hold" strategy is retarded and will demolish retards' net worths when they could do so much better if they used their brain and followed some trends. Doesn't take a genius to find out that holding a good position in USD is smart right now for example. Once you start picking stocks and actually making some strategic decisions instead of just braindead DCA into the broader market, you start being able to take advantage of bullish situations and avoiding bearish ones

But apparently this is too much to ask of most people. It really isn't, but the seemingly neverending bull market has smoothened brains too much I think

>thinking of getting a car
>rumors that this winter will be gas and electricity price armageddon

wat do

>>51029445
wait, car repos are shooting up like a rocket and the private market has gone down, it will only be a matter of time before dealers go full panic and just sell what's on the lot

>>51029445
Get a cheap honda or toyota dont be a faggot by buying audi or bmw.

>>51029394
>Stocks still rise about 50% of the time in September.
>The average decline in September is only -0.5%.

>>51029382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8sRav1VKM

Guys, I'm scared. I've been seeing a LOOOT more people not only talking about China's economy collapsing lately but now I'm seeing a bunch of economists, real estate agents, tax accountants and other people in the money flow know talking about a possible DEPRESSION happening later this year and the next year too. Around the same time.

What the fuck is happening and how do I prepare for the crash?

>>51028989
How much spending money do billionaires have, excluding the infinite amounts of debt they are able to take on?

>>51028347
lmao your dead isn't even moving, I bet it doesn't even struggle and scream when you bite into it.
Overcooked, -3/10.

>>51029483
>how do I prepare for the crash?
See what the fat boys did back in 2008 and start from there

>>51029467
>cheap honda or toyota
These two makes price skyrocketed because of how reliable they are

There's at least a +3k$/4k$ increase on any model where I live.

>>51029483
either into index or wait for cheaper index

>>51028347
7/10 would eat

>>51029445
If you were smart, you'd think long-term and petition for walkable cities.

Are there any other crossdresser/femboy traders in this thread?

>>51029508
You could try to find a manual for extra durability,if you go auto tho,make sure its not a CVT one.

>>51029528
i petition we lynch politicians instead

>>51029492
>take out loan to do fun stuff
>army of finance peons increase your holdings in exchange for scraps from your table
>settle loan with gains
>all of this is automated, you literally never have to think about it, just make a phone call when you want something to happen
You answered your own question, and that answer is infinite.

>>51029072
I went into AVLNF a couple years ago when somebody here recommended it as a lithium penny stock. Hasn't panned out so far...

>>51029483
hold USD and gold and on the equities side avoid overpriced and speculative trash, have exposure to big stable well run companies with divvies, also have a foot in the energy markets (with the caveat that energy tends to go down a bunch during economic downturns so watch out for that).

Also consider shorting, buying puts or selling calls when appropriate. Oh, and be wary of real estate prices going down + mortgage/rent becoming more expensive
>>51029480
nice jam, have another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhV2X7WQMPA

>futures

>>51029483
Don't listen to them lies, be a diamond hands.
So take a listen while we glisten in the summer weather
We got the wine we just shake shake make it better
Don't you want to wear my diamonds.
Come on (make it better), let's do it (make it better),
You know that this won't last forever (make it better)
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop till you get on top
The beat won't stop till you are on top!

>>51029483
China doesn't buy a whole lot from america, so them not buying anything doesn't create pressure on US employment.
It could mean goods shortages for cheap chink shit. But still, learn how to eat rice and beans, get a roommate.

I'm cautiously optimistic about a "soft" landing. Home prices have peaked, but it doesn't mean they'll crater like in 2008. The Fed does not want anyone to be able to afford a home and will buy as many MBS as they deem necessary to prevent that. Just watch their balance sheets, they're still buying.

Oil isn't showing strength yet, so next month's CPI should also be muted. Stocks will crab as hike fears are balanced with mediocre earnings numbers.

>>51029537
Go away or post bussy pics.

>>51029483
A shitstorm is going to hit the chink economy and there's no amount of panzer divisions guarding insolvent bankers that can change those facts. Some countries in Europe are going to take a massive shart because of decades of WEF greentard "eat ze bugs and install ze meme windmills" policies leaving them dependent on slavshit energy. Russia is going to get sanctioned back to the stone age now that the energy supply is going to dry up anyway. Japan is printing into hyperinflation. Africa is going to starve (even more than usual)

Burgers are still delusional and think this won't affect their markets.

I believe EU market will go down down this week

>>51029617
Bullish for FartGas stocks

I’m buying HUT 8 mining.

>>51029667
why are you buying mining stocks nigger just buy crypto or run your own nodes

>>51029680
Why would I buy crypto when I can swing trade mining stocks instead? fuck paying gas fees

>>51029667
All that dillution. Yikes

>>51029704
enjoy losing money retard

>>51029443
the problem is if somebody has a 9-5 job, they're not going to want to spend time studying the trends of the market

>>51029709
Nigger I’m the dilution

>>51029718
oh but I do, and I even work overtime
I suppose normies don't though yeah

>>51029718
Depends if you have a comfy office where you can get away doing that.

>>51029718
I'm "working" right now. I was mandated this weekend. 80 bucks an hour today. I haven't done 1 fucking thing besides walk laps, piss, eat, shitpost here.

>>51029718
>>51029725
>tfw i work in oil and have a 12 hour shift where i browse /smg/ all day.
Its not really a matter of time for most though. Most of them are too stupid to understand stuff. Thats why they give their money to others to invest for them.

>>51029757
I hear oil workers have been in a shortage in recent years. Shocker I know. Have you taken advantage of this and increased your pay anon?

>>51029045
so tight and fertile

If Elon claims he can override any of his cars, why didn't he do so for Anne Heche?

>>51029376
>how does that happen
Hodl and meme stock culture convinces these retards to go down with the ship while smarter money sells the RIP

>>51029045
13 to 14 out of 10, right?

>>51029790

>>51029772
I didnt for most of the year despite a hiring surge. I asked for a pay raise in March but finally got it last week. $30 an hour with $45 at overtime at 44 hours. $50 per diem and some talk of end of well bonus going from $300 to $450.

>>51029725
yeah i should have specified most normies. and if you have an office job like others mentioned you could pull it off. personally i just started following/studying the market this year after questioning if the meme 'dca into index funds' advice is really the best. you have any recommendations on resources to study economic trends/stocks like you mentioned in your post?

>>51029808
nice anon
>some talk of end of well bonus going from $300 to $450.
you're a driller then? How's the aggregate market looking? Is fracking increasing a lot yet?

>>51029715
I’m buying share. I wont lose money. I’m sorry you had to find out like this

And just like that, once again, the upcoming week will make or break my portfolio

>>51029830
>you're a driller then
Nah geologist. There are a ton of rigs picking up and no one can find workers right now. Nabors rigs are half empty or short handed. Most of the wells being drilled in ND and Texas will be frack. Not sure how things are doing on production side though. Ton of pads and leases set up in Wyoming but a lot of it is federal land so no one can get to it with Biden in there. I was worried a bit with oil falling so much lately but Im feeling its going to be good for next 2-3 years hovering $60-90 range.

>>51029838
>I'm buying shares. I won't lose money
you have to go back

>>51029861
I loved geology but didn't know you could actually get paid for looking at dirt. Congrats anon. If I could go back in time, I would have gone all the way for a dirtmaster degree.

>futures

>>51029861
thanks mate. Yeah as far as supply side goes there won't be an issue probably, unless the shale companies get ahead of themselves again which they probably won't. There is some danger in terms of demand in my opinion though, gotta watch carefully how the recession/depression/full blown economic crisis affects energy prices. If not a sustained drop in prices we might at least see a drop in spot due to traders jumping out windows which would be a dreamlike buying opportunity no doubt

>>51029443
>Doesn't take a genius to find out that holding a good position in USD is smart right now

Most intellectual biz poster

>>51029898
Yeah its pretty chill. I think about moving to other jobs but I basically gross 12k a month now and just watch tv and biz all day. Hard to really be upset about that.
>>51029913
Yeah I agree. Shale guys are all disciplined now but the issue will be if we get past this recession/demand destruction phase. If we can make it to end of Q1 next year with things not blowing up id say we are ok.

>>51029873
Cope however you must. I’m also about to start buying a lot of INTC, and that will be a sound investment

>>51029933

>>51028399
How do even get into guns? I have to learn how to clean and maintain them AND my city/state/fed laws AND spend thousands on a simple pistol with mags and ammunition and then probably can't even get a concealed carry?

>>51029933
$INTC is at least less retarded. i've been thinking of loading up on some myself. what's your thesis on it? i'm thinking it's the only real domestic producer of chips, meaning the government will continue to dump money into it for national security purposes.

>>51029967
what state are u in?

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>>51029969
Your thesis is also my thesis. The push to bring a large portion of chip manufacturing back to the states is real. INTC has fabs in the works and are supposedly receiving a lot of the CHIPS act money. Plus their dividend yield is almost 4% right now.

>>51029932
> If we can make it to end of Q1 next year with things not blowing up id say we are ok.
hmm maybe. Lots of crises on the horizon. Right now it's recession fears, next up is China crash, after that is European debt crisis 2.0... Not to mention prospects for war, esp. between China and not-Taiwan. I wonder what would happen to oil if China got sanctioned? With Russia, energy prices skyrocketed because of restrained supply but China is a big energy consumer and importer. Would oil tankers not be allowed to leave for China...?

>>51028083
LOL

>>51029991
yep, the markets really haven't been pricing this in at all. it's funny when people on here mention $NVDA as an semiconductor investment when they source all of their semis from taiwan. question is how low will $INTC go before the markets realize this

>>51029045
Yeah and they're dressed like whores. You know what that means? They're whores.

>>51029967
You dont always need concealed carry for starters. Go to palmettos website and just look at daily deals. Find an AR-15 that looks nice. 5.56x45mm, 16", 1/7 twist. Anything else is pretty flexible and fine. That will get you started.
>>51030004
China-Taiwan wont happen. If US sanctions China the US will have a massive supply shock but China will also starve to death quite quickly. Plus china will watch how Russia/Ukraine goes to judge Nato response. They will study it and counter it over next 10 years.

>>51030004
The only winner of war with China is SQQQ. Everything else will fucking tank

>>51030029
Gold would do well I think. And some currencies would benefit at the expense of others. I have no idea which though

mumu will pee his pants tomorrow

>>51030040
Delusional bobotard

>>51029898
I know, I wish I could've studied geology as well. Look at rocks minerals crystals, look for ores go on hikes. Sounds comfy af.

>>51030040
I'm more of a snabsnab though

any futures traders here? How long can you hold a micro contract? for example say you timed the bottom in June perfectly, could you hold it all the way to ~4300?

>>51029967

>>51030038
I pray for war with China.
> Zoomers would all go and die
>Globalism would get fucking wrecked
>Outsourcing would get fucking wrecked
>Boomer retirements would get wrecked
>Housing Market would get fucking wrecked
Inshallah

New

>>51030123
>>51030123

>>51029967
>>51030028
Is correct. As long as you don't go full gucci consoooomer (which you certainly can, larping ain't free) getting decent guns is not hard or expensive.

That's a pretty big gap down in futures...

>>51029808
what must you know to get into that type of work?

>>51029932
bro you have a cushy cushy comfy job

>>51030103
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/equities/nasdaq/micro-e-mini-nasdaq-100.calendar.html Look at the last trading day column. Your broker will likely auto liquidate your position 2 days prior to the last tdate in order to manage their risk. Also
>Micro contracts

gah. i want to fuck a zoomer so bad. being a millenial sucks

>>51030222
checked and the only thing stopping you is yourself anon

>>51030219
pls no bully, I'm not ready to trade a full contract

>>51028328
Gay niggas

>>51028328
I haven't had McDonalds in a while. I should go get some. The risk of monkeypiss in my food is probably negligible, right? Fuck, I'm hungry.

>>51028347
Garbage but I haven't eaten in 4 days so I'd probably shove it down my throat I guess.

>>51030382
i had mcdonalds and sonic the other day. it had been several months. im not fa i want to kick fast food entirely.

THIS IS IT!

stocks will never be green again.

I've been resigned to the crypto pits.....

>>51029483
DRV. Long calls

When the FED begins selling assets, they will begin realizing losses on everything they sell. This is very bad news for them

https://youtu.be/2_bGpwwXv5E