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I need ideas for making gas memes for Germany

No green until March 2023. :^)

>gas memes for Germany
Must be at least 6 million of those

>>51024584
lol nice id. Also
>gas memes for Germany
I think there's already millions of those

for the /k/ fags
/k/ is comp because /k/ retards showed up to the vurginia gun rally right before the pandemic that got memoryholed. did everyone forget about the biggest gun rally we had in the US?
anyways how is the nft market???

>>51024584
>needing help with GAS MEMES FOR GERMANY
ngmi

Thinking about buying some short etfs on dax or eurostoxx for the winter

With or without leverage? (x2)

>>51024619
>>51024627
Would you say there about 6 million of them?

>>51024584
>I need ideas for making gas memes for Germany
he doesn't know...

>>51024641
AT LEAST!

>JD.com
Is it ever worth investing in some of these chinese stocks? I feel like they rug all the time but at the same time there must be part of that revenue thats real right?

>>51024641
CARLOS!!

>>51024652
Chinks cook their books so short answer no.

Long answer fuck no. You don't even own shares of the company itself but of some weird legal construction.

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

How fucked is Sony from not being able to produce PS5s? Also how do I buy a PS5?

>>51024584
>mfw I have 100k in natural gas I bought in a massive dip
My gains are going to be so fucking legendary

>>51024652
their prices are depressed because people fear that the CCP will confiscate investment. I expect that that effect will fade as time passes and prices will craw back up
but if you had asked me last year, I would have expected that to have already happened by now
the commies always find a way to make the market more nervous

t. wheeling VIPS

>>51024690
by getting a gaming pc and downloading a ps5 emulator

>>51024671
>You don't even own shares of the company itself but of some weird legal construction.
Ohhh like alibaba? Im surprised thats legal. Guess it sort of isnt since a lot of the chinese stocks are delisting soon.
>>51024707
>the commies always find a way to make the market more nervous
I feel like the only ones who get rid of the current ruling system in china will be the rich. It must suck every time they try to expand and grow the government halts them for some ideology that the rich dont care about. At some point theyll get tired of the government halting their progress on anything.

>>51024652
no since their gov could at any point fuck everything up. Theyre already in a pinch as it is.

>>51024702
you see that guy in wsb who had calls for that oil company before warren bought in, had sick gainz. negative account to 40,000$ + crazy

>>51024690
wtf? why is it so hard to get one? is it really just scalpers still buying them all before anyone else ffs

>>51024707
Does wheeling even beat the shit and piss, honestly

>>51024759
>wsb
I don't really pay any attention to them. I'm already up like 10k just from the dip though.

>>51024584
>gas memes for Germany
Keked outloud.

Snowflake and Nvidia will be interesting to see how tech/chips are doing. Thursday looks pretty good too. Retail, tech and consumer goods.

TSM is the most undervalued company in the world and might be the most important one to the world economy.

Why can't the chinks just fuck off?

>>51024759
>t oil company before warren
Pretty sure warren will outright buy oxy here soon. Not sure why, he has quite a bit of oil as it is. Not sure why hes determined to go full in on production.

>why yes I hold shares of AIRT, how could you tell?

>>51024759
>WSB
I don’t have enough karma points for that board

>>51024804
you think he will buy the whole company? any hints as to why and not just a position?

>>51024728
>Ohhh like alibaba? Im surprised thats legal.
legality is the only reason it's done
it is NOT legal for foreign investors to buy Chinese stocks, the whole reason they do the whole dance with an offshore shell company is to sidestep the ban. So far the CCP has ignored it and a big part of the price dump was that last year people started worrying about a crackdown
>I feel like the only ones who get rid of the current ruling system in china will be the rich.
I read some speculation that the zero covid thing they are doing is partially to weaken the rich. The CCP is run by true believers, they know how communism has gotten subverted in the past, and Xi is worried that some party insiders are getting too friendly with top businessmen. So by enforcing lockdowns that primarily hit big cities, he makes the rich poorer and gets more freedom to punish the party bureaucrats in those cities who don't toe the party line

>>51024775
it pays dividends as an outlet for the gambling urge))
80% of my folio is VTI

>>51024846
>any hints as to why and not just a position?
None. Just guessing. But its weird how full on with buying he suddenly was on it. He even didnt buy the dip when oil fell. All of a sudden he pivoted hard and went deep on it. He can buy up to 50% now, maybe he stops at 40% or something but not sure. Not sure why he suddenly cares so much for oil after looking like he was over it. Russia/ukraine will end eventually.

>>51024690
Wait for PS6

>>51024865
probably because oil isn't going anywhere for a long time realistically

>>51024862
>I read some speculation that the zero covid thing they are doing is partially to weaken the rich
Could very well be. Lot of strange things going on with that. But i feel it will only give a reason to the city/rich to decide the government isnt leading the nation correctly and they can do it better. We will see. I suspect when the boomer CCCP people die off the youngers will have a different taste of things. They dont recall the revolution/ww2/cold war and dont care.
>>51024879
True but he could have bought the dip instead and done much better. Guess he re-evaluated it and decided its still way too important.

Some of you guys are alright. Liquidate everything tomorrow

>>51024584
There are a lot more other oil companies that are much cheaper like Tidewater.

>>51024846
>>51024865
I think watched an interesting video about this, it was on tik tok funnily enough. Apparently this company has some of the best carbon capture technology out there.
I don’t actually think it’s about the oil at all.
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/occidental-plans-275-million-2022-carbon-capture-projects-2022-03-23/
The government is paying so where around 50 bucks a ton of CO2 removed and this company is planning on building a lot of these plants.

>>51024791
It will be fucked off when China Invades Taiwan.

>>51024899
No.

HOLY FUCK CHECK THE PRE-FUTURES

>>51024933
Solid post anon. You are right. There is a big ESG value there that plenty will go for. However as a petroluem geologist myself, carbon capture only works on plants/generators imo. Sucking air out of the sky and filtering CO2 will take more than $1 billion to make any meaningful impact on CO2 levels. If you put a carbon capture filter on a coal plant it makes coal essentially emission free but this sucking out of air thing oxy is going for isnt likely to actually work.

Imagine the unholy semi-conductor production glut if China doesn't actually invade Taiwan and the US has subsidised a ton of onshore fabs.

>>51024953

haha!

that was epic!

edit: wow this really blew up

>>51024978
Imagine if Pigs can Fly!!!

>>51024976
It doesn't matter if it is efficient, it only matters if the government will pay out the nose for it.

>>51024995

Is Tesla still a based buy with the 3-1 stock split this week?

They say it is overvalued but won't Elonfans just keep buying for meme reasons? How can it ever go down much?

>>51025017
"elonfans" don't represent a serious amount of money at all
once institutions start pulling out the stock will collapse and poorfags will be left holding the bag just like always

>>51025017
Whenever the ceo sells it's time to sell, he is dumping on yo ass. They will never learn..

>>51024978
it is not possible to have a semiconductor glut until we have TILLED the land in semis and your car is semiconductive and you too are made of semiconductors
HAIL SOXL

I had a dream last night that I was in the parking lot of a grocery store, and a fucking russian nuke went off in the sky, everybody was dying and shit and as I took cover the first thing I did was look at the market futures kek

>>51025013
True. And offer credits for it.
>>51025017
Is it this week? 3-1 isnt much. Price will still be like $300 or so? Eh guess ill buy.

>>51025017
>how can it ever go down much?
It went down almost to almost 50% from all time highs last may... what is your definition of much?

>>51025042
SOXL is going to crash to hell once China Invades Taiwan. I hope you got enough prep h because yall about to get fucked harder than the monkey poop gays.

>>51025056
Invasion and the semi bill are both priced in. It will just crab.

>>51025082
Hahaha ok!

people lost everything

>>51025056
>once China Invades Taiwan.
Not happening for another 20 years minimum. China sucks. If China is smart to keep playing the long game they can study US weapons in Ukraine and see what they are and how they did and build up counters to them.

>>51025048
Well? Was it bullish or not? Don't leave us hanging like this!

>>51025103
it was not

>>51025093
average techbro shitstock

Who else here just dividend-chilling?
it's not the most exciting thing, but it sure is comfy

People say to write OTM covered calls to avoid assignment but so what? If it trades in a predictable channel then I would just sell ITM after a sharp move up to maximize my risk premium

>why yes I do hold shares of FART How could you tell?

>>51025154
Looking to add Vulcan Materials, Altria, Holcim and Takeda to my long term port and increase my WMT

>>51025123
this man will lose >50% of his savings

Anyone know anything about Ampere computing? They filed for IPO this year and it will be soon Im sure but was wondering if its a potential new chip fabless to buy in on.

Also, coupang a buy here? Seems like it got trashed. Not sure how Korea is for tech companies but seemed promising.

>>51025196
Hes down 60% or 100k
YOLO like he says.

When they adding a suicide hotline the reddit pages?

>>51024865
Threadly reminder that Buffet dumped OXY at $5 in 2020 and bought back in above $50.

My rent is increasing by 25.8%

>>51025211
My sister asked me to buy 1500$ of RIVN when it IPO'd (she gave me her money to manage). Down 70%.
New stocks are volatile and you cant short them for 30 days. Either get in at the ground floor or wait for it to shit

>>51025252
I'm afraid shits just going to keep getting worse here worldwide until there is a breaking point

Jesus fuck, I've gone to the toilet 2 times within 45 minutes. Everysingle time is diharrea. Its fucking reddish and when I wipe it hurts alot and I see small streaks of blood. It hurts but if I don't wipe I'll get an infection and die of an anal disease. Fuck, fags here will earn money when my death gets listed in the Monkpoxx death toll and SIGA goes to 100$/share

>>51025243
pretty sure oxy never dropped to $5, and yes he did dump the shares he was given in lieu of the cash payment on his preferred shares, but I don't know about any other dumping.

>>51025285
bullish

>>51025300
https://investorplace.com/2020/08/buffetts-sale-of-100-of-occidental-petroleum-oxy-stock-says-all-you-need-to-know/

bbby volatility will continue
buy spreads

>>51025196
I swear to gawd these people can't and shouldn't be allowed to trade :(

>>51025252
>>51025265
Just move to bumfuck with a wifi connection.

SMG I have an announcement to make

good forex brokers for yuros? Don't want to use IBKR's shitty CFD forex. I want to have a long term short position on Turkish Lira

>>51025243
>Buy high, sell low

Is he one of us?

>>51025351
even that article says it is just the shares he received as dividends.

>>51025093
All EV companies are a scam.

>>51025387
LORD BOBO....... RISEEEEEEEE

>>51025265
>>51025381
I knew it was coming, I'm more annoyed with having to move my shit out. considering getting rid of my stuff since it's not much and going monk mode

Short the world long anime

>>51025500
>beyblade in a wok

wow, this toy suddenly makes so much more sense.

>>51025211
Where can I find girls who like F4U Corsairs?

>>51025252
My yuros depreciated by over 15% against the USD within the span of one year. And I own an apartment + mortgage. Really thinking about selling this shit ASAP and move the shit currency I have into literally anything else before my wealth gets melted into oblivion in the coming Euro crisis 2.0

>>51025454
>>51025387

SMG is now dedicated to Gas and Gas related discussions only.
In the year 2023, the German economy will run entirely on GAS. Paper money will be replaced by GAS, hookers will be paid for in GAS, people will be paid in farts to the face.
Its that easy. Just buy EQNR.

>>51025463
If you got some buds just grab some boxes and put everything away. Box shit you might want to get rid of seperately form stuff you might want to keep. And then box stuff for "I'll think about it later"

>>51025559
>The Germans will reactivate the gas chambers

>>51025559
>German banker conducting transaction circa 2023

>>51025604

I‘ve been a CLOV baggie since mid 2021 at about $7 average with almost 40% of my net worth

i need my gaysex to print so i can get into german GAS

People were saying that the SP500 would go down to like 3200. Why do I ever listen to retards here

>>51025559
>German economy will run entirely on GAS
MMMH YES QUITE PUNGENT MY FRAU

>>51025604

Ahem


It’s over.

>>51025628
ar..are you ok?

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>51025559
>SMG is now dedicated to Gas and Gas related discussions only.

Any penny stocks bros here?

>>51025678
they're all dead

>>51025656
is the last data point from this last week or the previous week

>>51025657
Sometimes I‘m not. I take some solace knowing Hillary‘s daughter holds the stock and Scamath bought more at 5.50. I know I might only break even in another year or several.

hey planefags is this a good enough setup to play flight sim all day every day anywhere I go?

>>51025656
Its time to switch into FARTGAS (ticker: EQNR)

Ah nice some good news haha

https://www.dw.com/en/germany-rules-out-delay-to-nuclear-phaseout/a-62880769

>>51025685
:(

>>51025678
TMC

>>51025709
Bullish for FARTGAS (ticker: EQNR)

>>51025709
fucking idiot germans stop dumping yuro before I get a chance to sell my apartment

>>51025559
82% of my portfolio is GUSH, I'm prepared.

>>51025696
i imagine the vr headset is a more crucial part.
felt my legs go weak when i jumped off a building even though it was ps2 tier graphics

>>51025696
Fly over the lac de serre ponçon, it'll be the last time you'll see it with water

>>51025709
That would mean it's bullish for nuclear not oil you faggots!

>>51025709
Ah, so this is the legendary german efficiency I heard so much about

>>51025709
what the fuck is their problem? Soon not even the turks are going to want to live there.

>>51025764
Dude it means that they're going to shut down the nuclear plants anyways which means they'll need more FART and GAS and SHIT energy to HOTBOX their houses in the winter.

>>51025764
Read it again zoomer

>>51025689
Most recent. It’s slowing down HARD.

>>51025750
i dont give a shit about some nigger pond

Uranium bros getting heemed by FARTchads.

>german women calling for gas embargo against russia
how do I profit from this?

>>51025771
Now you're starting to get it. Hard times make strong Germans.

>>51025810
EQNR
Company in Norway dedicated to pumping FARTs into German houses.

>>51025397
bump
please, anybody?

>>51025771
So that's the plan uh?

>>51025709
Kek, we will all be enjoying sexual things from horse looking g*rman women as they'll do anything for 15 dorrahs. I'll be looking to buy the Neuschwanstein castle for 20,000,000€(20$ or 1.04 SOXL).

>>51025810
me on the left

>futures

>>51025810
imagine getting her into a headlock, pulling her pants and panties down, then getting her into a full nelson hold and fucking her mercilessly

>>51025397
>>51025823
I don't think anyone here trades Forex. You should ask the Japanese since that's what their investing community is built upon.

>>51025839
At this rate they'll probably meet their goal well before 2030

>>51025779
>>51025787
Germany has no options but to use Nuclear. Nuclear was recently changed to a renewable source of energy.

>>51025839
are these aericles even real? I never find them

>>51025839
>volunteers
THEY DO IT FOR FREEEEEEE!

>>51025810
Why do women always feel the need to get naked whenever they protest anything?

>>51025854
Counterpoint:
>Germans have a fart fetish

>>51025797
Do you want me to begin the am*rishart /FPH/ again?

>>51025854
for the last time you radiation loving anti-climate chuds
germany will NEVER go back to nuclear because its DANGEROUS we will be using coal, wind and solar

>>51025854
Germans dont have a tradition of defenestrating failed leaders, so they always have the option of living in poverty instead

>>51025872
you know why

>>51025889
>coal, wind and solar
And farts

>>51025860
It's referring to this UN initiative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CetzT7Po2AE
https://www.un.org/africarenewal/news/coronavirus/covid-19-united-nations-launches-global-initiative-combat-misinformation

>>51025880
yes

Nuclear energy is just a bomb waiting to go off. It's not sustainable. It's dangerous you stupid chuds. Germany needs alternative energy

>>51025931
Germany needs to be gassed

>>51025904
>"learning"
i.e. indoctrination

Bros. I was with my gf video calling her family. She straight up told them “DID YOU KNOW THAT ANON HATES THE JOOOS” I was taken aback but the family
Just straight up laughed. I think I made it lol

>>51025695
its ok fren learn from the bags

>>51024584
They will just buy a bunch from Pakistan. Nobody gives a shit if Pakistan has blackouts

SIGA sissies not even trying to fud but I hope you took profits

>>51025939
Equinor is on the case.

>>51025975
Posts like this one remind me of how fucken retarded smg is. Do you think you can just put the gas in bags and send them to Germany in the mail?

>>51025939
It's a shame really. I suppose this is what they get for failing.

>>51025889
I'm going to stop coming here if you guys don't stop posting fucking degenerate tranny shit. needs a slug to the dome

>>51025926
You're lucky. I will not, I'm not mad at you fat fags at the moment
>>51025969
If her father had a genuine smile you made it

>>51025969
>family members who secretly hate you turn you in
ngmi with a narc

>>51025889
>>51025891
>>51025875

Buy Uranium and hedge your bet you faggots.

>>51025969

Do not talk about that shit with their family. If she brought it up as a joke and it didn't go bad? Cool. Just let it go man.

>>51026059
No. That's Reddit level thinking.
You should buy FartGas instead.

>>51025931
well just have to let germans freeze for 20 years until that power grid is sustainable

What’s the next 10x now that SIGA/MP is over?

>>51026085
Oil micros

>>51026063
You realize you are going to have to "handle" her because of the outburst right? Can't let that sort of behavior go unchecked.

>>51026071
Are you new to this stock trading game???? I THINK YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GAME WORKS!!

anybody else worried about NVDA earnings this week? after that lower guidance two weeks ago especially

>>51026085
There is none. I'm the SIGA anon and I'm trying to shill EQNR so that you can get a free 50% gain. There are no other easy plays right now.

>>51026120
Isn't eqnr priced in

>>51026120
How is this not already priced in? If anything shorting gas is the play.

>>51026120
>EQNR
Near it's all time high..... dont put your life savings into this one.

Their are growing pressure from investors, activists and governments to tackle climate change means that European oil giants like EQNR are turning off the taps on spending on oil even as the outlook for prices and demand remains robust. Companies like EQNR are planning to spend their windfall from high energy prices on becoming Small Oil.

>>51026109

>taking advice from someone on /biz/

>>51026186
>>51026171
>>51026145
Germans freezing to death is not priced in, nor is EQNR taking Gazprom’s position as the primary supplier of gas in Europe. You aren’t perfectly early but you will get a 50% gain.

>>51026117
No
t.SOXS gambler

>>51025993
It's inevitable i guess

>>51026189
>not exclusively basing you're entire life based on advice from /smg/

>>51026226
Yes it quite literally is priced in. A bad winter is the only thing that isn’t really priced in. Hype around gas being shut off has been priced in since February. This would’ve been a fantastic call in February but it’s September. If it’s a warmer than average winter, thing may even drop.

>>51025810
Another excuse to act out her stripper fantasies.

>>51026276
Its not priced in.

>>51026226
>>51026276
Also, it’s a divvy stock. They never have price action that crazy. You’ll maybe get 20% if some agreement with Russia isn’t reached and winter is extra cold.

What do you guys think about IONQ? Seems like a solid quantum computing play but it got fucked last week. Thinking of buying in.

i saw natalie biden at a restaurant this morning
i couldn't fucking believe it

>>51026343
Post pix or didn’t happen

>>51026343
No you didn't

>>51026343
based

>>51026343
You should have stealth coomed on her.

>>51024564
Chosing ETFs for my first portfolio is more difficult than I thought. I know that regular MSCI world and EM is the usual choice for beginners but I want to buy etfs for a bit more sustainable companies.
My bank (comdirect) doesn't have as many ETFs up to buy as some other neobroker (scalable capital).
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>51026348
>take picture
>end up being hung from a tree, dying of two shotgun blasts to the chest, with a "suicide note"

i wonder if she's going to uni around here. she must be. most likely a religious school where a bunch of rich white kids go.

>>51025993
You literally don't understand how gas travels

>>51026338
Looks like last week was the classic earnings beat euphoria. This week will be the dunking on the new bag holders where it will likely go back to 5. Quantum is kind of a meme because you need a friggen room for a whole computer and an assload of power. You might as well get Uranium + Quantum if you're going for the 2 decade long future tech hold. Even then outside of alphabet agency shit quantum seems not that useful.

>>51026420
Gas travels out my ass when I fart

MRNA mommies not even trying to fud but I hope you took profits

>>51026425
Yeah I'll probably just grab some Jan. EQNR calls instead. Quantum does always like it'd be a great future proof investment but then the actual applications for it are pretty niche.

>>51026420
>they’ll get it from Pakistan dude trust me
Just like with SIGA, smg is full of midwit contrarians that miss out.

>diharrea came with farts spreading shit everywhere in the toilet walls
germans will be burning my shit to stay warm this winter

>>51026541
The absolute state of Germany, relying on Norwegian FARTs to not freeze.

Have you ever been in a forest that was dead silent? Our primal instincts cause goosebumps on the back of our neck. The animals are quiet for a reason.

VVIX is all the way down to $89. That's eerily low.

Why is the forest quiet.

>>51026653
Because climate change wrecked the ecosystem?

I’m determined bros. No more half assing. I’m not letting shit slip away from me anymore. I learned my lesson about chasing, but there were opportunities I let slip by as well where my monkey brain didn’t see green yet so I didn’t buy in. After I win my money back on this gamble planning, I’m learning how to really play the game. No more impatience. Even if I have to wage I’ll put everything I can into thought-out value plays. I’m going to be free. I’m going to be happy. We will make it.

>>51026405
kauf nix, du wirst das Geld für Heizung brauchen

>>51025767
We are efficient even in fucking ourself

>>51026684
>Because climate change wrecked the ecosystem?

>>51026684
You're getting close actually. Not climate, per se. But the environment is what is rendering the forest quiet. When an earthquake strikes, different vibrations travel through the ground at different speeds.

Think about earthquakes.They're made of P-waves and S-waves.
The Primary (P-wave) vibrations travel about twice as fast as the Secondary (S-wave) vibrations that do most of the actual shaking. P-waves are generally too subtle to be felt by humans, although seismographs will pick them up. But some animals may be able to detect P-waves before the S-waves arrive.

This is why animals with more advanced sensory systems compared to regular humans start acting really really weird right before an earthquake.

Why is the forest quiet.

>>51026705
Ich heize eh nicht

>>51026448
MONKYPOX. IS. NOT. COVID.

>>51026697
this is the way fren, no more meme stocks or delusional thinking. straight up fundamentals

What does SMG think is a sensible allocation between trading Vs long term investing?

E.g. I'm sure a lot of anons are 100% option, but if you wer going to do a bit of trading and a bit of boomer investing would you go 50:50? Or should I go more like 20:80?

Uh oh

>>51026405
In my experience comdirect has the biggest selection of etfs and stocks, only thing they dont have are burger etfs like soxl, but niether does any other german broker

>>51026763
Those are both dudes

>dark futures
it's fucking over bros isn't it

>>51026744
lol mad af
where do you work?
clearly you're bad at this.

Why is everyone bearish

>>51026763
You should use all your capital trading then use your profits to buy shares. Effectively those shares are free so you shouldn't care what direction they go. Realistically that is hard so some range between 40-60 for each works well. I'd say I'm 55% long term holds and 45% swings.

>>51026809
It’s not even close to being on the same trajectory as Covid at this point. Sorry but the NTI was a larp by globalists

>>51026763
the sensible allocation is 100% long term
trading is a meme perpetuated by lucky newbies with survivorship bias
you can do it for fun but dont get get cocky

>>51026824
A few red days, but, more importantly, doomposting is fun

>>51026824
Because everyone that's been accumulating since last FOMC is getting out before the next one.

>>51024865
Oil isn't going anywhere, The rich won't be able to remain rich without oil and natural gas providing cheap energy.

>>51026845
You are the dumbest gorilla nigger on the internet.

>>51026720
... I don't get it, is an earthquake coming so that's why all the animals are quiet? It doesn't even make sense, have you been to a forest before? It's not like there are boars and rabbits and deer frolicking around usually.

>>51026653
Because it's cold outside schizo.

>>51026872
It's not even airborne.

>>51026872
My pt on SIGA by year end is $20. You really think it’ll be over that?

>>51026887
Consider the forest an analogy for the whole ecosystem of equities.

>>51026763
How long are you gonna live and how much do you need to scratch your gambling itch? I think it will vary from person to person

>>51026705
>>51026721
OH OH WE HAVE NIGGERS HERE! WE HAVE SCAT-LOVING NIGGERS HERE EVERYBODY!

>>51026790
>>51026828
>>51026848
>>51026919
Thanks anon, sound advice

>>51025709
this is how they get all the invaders to leave lol.

>>51026914
I'm instead grabbing somerhing to drink, maybe just work on your commuication. You can say: I think stock prices will in-/decrease soon.

>>51026936
stop posting the next generation of seething roasties bro

>>51026948
You don't get it. The hairs on your back should be raised right now. VVIX.

>>51026936
That's a man

>>51026962
stop being autistic

>>51024564
>all of reddit and biz think BBBY is over

They're wyckoffing to 20 usd to tomorrow arent they?

>>51025265
I honestly cannot see any 'breaking point' ever happening. People will always comply with everything.

What one is better?

>>51026798
>Presents are green though

>>51026913
You stick out like a red fucking thumb. There's no responding to you. If you're not getting paid for this, you should honestly just hang yourself. That's the only advice you're ever going to need.
>>51026896
You're correct.
Tell me then, if it's as difficult to spread as you've been led to believe, why does the US have a strategic reserve of smallpox vax/therapeutics?
This isn't the first orthopox virus to get out of control, you can model the outbreak based on history, then make your own projections based on the the factors that have changes in the modern world. I'm not going to do your homework for you. The fud is just annoying.

>ukraine
>hooked up with isis
>to try and assassinate leader families

>>51026859
>doomposting is fun
Can't argue with that

>>51026962
based

>>51026653
>VVIX
it's incredible that despite the bear market VIX has been declining for the last several months into a near all-time low.
Holding long-dated vix calls as a hedge or as a play might not be a bad idea.

I'm convinced war will break out next week

what do I put my money into

futures will open red then be green by market open

>>51027082
VIX calls are usually a bad idea because the IV is prohibitevly high. but when VVIX is this low, it might mean IV on VIX calls is underpricing a huge move up in VIX aka huge stinky poopy market farty

>>51027115
a delta neutral spread on vix options would probably work better to capture IV

>holding shares in a BROKER
ngmi

You do not own the shares, the street does.

what are some good stocks for an hero?

>>51027082
What trading software are you using anon?

>>51027184
tradingview.com

Wallstreet bets is so buck broken right now over becoming BBBY bagholders that they upvoted a post to the top thats literally some retarded GME schizo tier theory that cohen was somehow an insider so therefor all his profits go back to BBBY and this will somehow be "le moass jet fuel"

>>51027027
Pho dominates Ramen, but Ramen has the anime/weeb pump behind it.
I believe in Pho but would invest in Ramen if forced to choose

>>51027196
>some retarded GME schizo tier theory

The only reason RC would sell is to acquire Buybuy Baby, you are the retard it seems.

so siga's gonna dump for the rest of the week unless EUA magically happens?

>>51027196
Thats real… look up rule 144

>>51027292
only real wrt restricted shares, not shares traded on the public market

>>51026936
I just seeing a toilet in the background

>>51027236
Now you're thinking like a little hat person!

Thots on mortgage lenders going bankrupt because no one wants mortgages or their bags?

pho more like poo

>>51027351
pho ck you

>>51027339
mortgages are an asset unless a very large number of mortgagers default, and freddie mac will bail the banks out even in that case
so no not gonna happen

>>51027292
>new ip
kek baggie

>>51027292
>>51027304
RC was a insider when he sold, but not when he bought (9.8%).
Profits are not going to BBBY.

However, it's extremely likely that either GameStop or RC Ventures LLC are acquiring BuyBuy Baby.
BBBY will write off a part of their debt and continue to survive.

RC/Gamestop will thrive.

>>51027362
>>51027339
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-19/mortgage-lenders-are-starting-to-go-broke-as-loan-volumes-plunge
Heres a snippet from the article to make you clap
>creates a loan, expecting to bundle it and mark it at 102c
>rates rise
>forced to offload it at 85c on the dollar booking a 17% loss

>>51027392
how the fuck do you go bankrupt literally lending out money for interest
thats like going bankrupt after putting all your money in a 3% CoD
sure you might get raped by inflation, but you cant go bankrupt

man we have a ton of memestock apes in these threads still huh? you would think that the dump last week would have made them fuck off

what if GME really only has 20% short interest

>>51027466
>if
bro....

>>51027413
the amount of leverage used by big fancy official institutions makes us SOXL option baggies look like risk-averse boomers

>>51027389
>RC/Gamestop will thrive.
Lmao and all the BBBY bagholders who aped in and were exit liquidity for him?

>>51027413
Because the people who loan you money have to borrow that money from someone else who is sending margin calls. They dont have the cash, so they rush to bundle enough mortgages into a tranche? It can sell. When it tried to sell it, no one wants to buy it without a premium discount due to fed rate. So they get raped. Firms that lend through fannie mae and US gov are safer but the jews are liquidating overleveraged nonbank lenders.

>>51027492
BBBY will have a little squeeze, above $30 for sure. Not hitting higher than $70 range, as the board will be selling shares to further raise capital for their debt.
>>51027466
>>51027477
>digits
>he doesn't know

pho was good when it was $6 a bowl and every stacy and their grandma wasn't there

>>51027516
>BBBY will have a little squeeze, above $30 for sure
Not at this point. The volume and excitement got immediately cucked down. RC should have waited a week or two at least.

>>51027530
>RC should have waited a week or two at least.
Cohen doesn't care about a squeeze. He got an activist position in BBBY to acquire Buybuy baby and got out when that goal was achieved.

>>51027339
Not my problem

>>51027489
The conservative portfolio of 100% SOXL was never a meme

>>51027559
>when that goal was achieved.
Did he buy it though?

>>51027584
End of month an announcement is expected from BBBY

>went to a lakefront bonfire last night with execs from two different fortune 500 companies
thankfully noone asked me what i do, i really need to get my life in order

>>51027668
Then why did he sell? He could still acquire parts of BBBY while owning shares in the company as a whole. Also,
>end of month
>just 1.5 weeks more!

>>51026276
>Warmer than average Winter
Do global warming faggots believe winter is getting warmer?

>>51027693
No he couldn't, after he acquired 10% and had talk with the boards his trading activity is limited as an insider.

>>51027715
None of them actually have to believe it to steal financial resources and undermine environmental policy.

>>51027027

Tonkotsu is good on the level of Pho but too rich to have all the time.

Pho Ga (chicken pho) and Chao Ga (chicken rice porridge spiced similarly) would be my go-to picks desu.

>>51027715
global warming is outdated, we now believe in climate change
this makes it harder to make falsifiable predictions

>>51027236

this is the answer. pho is that thing that gets served by tiny mom and pop vietnamese shops for ten dollars. ramen is hyped beyond all reason to weebs at bougie shops charging like $30 or more.

>>51027725
>oards his trading activity is limited as an insider.
No it isnt. Buffett just added another 10% to oxy despite already being over 10%. People do all the time add more shares even when they own 10% or make an offer to buy up the remaining shares or parts of the company.

>>51027747
>Get falsified
>Just ignore it lmao
Natural science is such a cucked concept.

>ryan cohen didn't sell don't belive the FUD
>ryan cohen sold and that's a good thing
>squeeze soon

anon i understand playing for a deadcat bounce but your id is already brown, dont look even more desperate

>>51027799
Yes, GME squeeze soon.

BBBY might have a relief rally on the news that they sold off a big chunk of their debt, but the real value of their business (baby) now belongs to RC/Gamestop.

i keep a farty pony as a pet. usually he is well behaved, but this weekend he cannot sit still. he's been farting VERY odorously for the last 6 hours too. WHAT is going ON?!

>>51027799
who the fk are you quotin retard

>replying to yourself
>on a board with IDs

>>51027799
I predicted it was going to bounce and it did after that massive rug pull. It went from 10.80 to 12.30. I fucking called it and a lot of sour niggers called me an idiot. It always bounces. But now its literally fucking over

>>51027835
Garbage don, switch from SIGA to EQNR. I need your meme presence.

>>51026653
>Why is the forest quiet.
The forest is quiet because there is a weird anon in the forest who keeps asking all the new comers 'why is the forest so quiet' - not surprisingly they leave as they don't want to be his next victim

Bake a new thread, you lazy niggers.

>>51027853
I will probably sell most of my gaysex positions this week. Bavarian Nordic has earnings Thursday so hopefully I get my exit pump. I will have to start a gas position asap if I want to make money off globalwarming faggotry

>>51027853
You don’t pump and dump divvy stocks dumbass

>>51027115
Professionals say not to buy anything under 33.

>>51027881
>>51027881
>>51027881
>>51027881

>>51027889
Ever hear of Zim?

>>51027435
memes stocks are free fucking money. quadrupled my poorfolio off this shit in a week and sold the top. the baggie cope is annoying but meme stocks are based for the actually intelligent

God gives his stinkiest battles to his fartiest ponies.

>>51025979
Lol. European countries are manipulating the numbers.

>>51026117
NVDA is done as a growth stock. They lied about the impact that crypto have in their sales.