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You could have become a doctor, software engineer, lawyer or a pilot if you had listened to your parents and studied hard in school
But now you're here stuck forever

>> No.51005791

>>51005781
I could have become a software engineer but I hated it as soon as I got my comp sci degree so I pursued day trading full time since then.

>> No.51005801

>>51005781
The world is turning into shit real fast, anon.

>> No.51005816

My parents told me to become a doctor.
>became nurse

Going to np school in October

>> No.51005831
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51005831

>>51005781
I wanted to be an engineer or a physicist but I am bad at math so that never happened

>> No.51005845

>>51005781
I am graduating med school soon, sadly Medicine is fucking retarded and you have to get assraped during residency
>>51005816
>NP
First, you will never be a doctor lmao, second the NP market is shitting the bed already.

>> No.51005848

>>51005781
All software engineers are about to be justed for contributing nothing, pilots have horrible work life balance, and lawyers have gay

>> No.51005882

>>51005801
My close friend who is a balkan immigrant got me into a lucrative business. We both made good money. Spent too much. Now he got an incredible contact and is gonna be making crazy money. I'm sad because now I'm scared I won't see him anymore. He's my best friend. He pushed me to take risks when I was a neet. But deep down, I think I can't be his friend. I don't deserve to weigh him down. I can continue making good money. But I'm sad I won't be able to hang out anymore. I'm also sad I can't be as brave as him. Even a month ago he was depressed. Now he's happy. I want to be in that spot too. I miss him.

>> No.51005887

I am studying to be a software engineer, and believe me, it's fucking worth it

>> No.51005940

>>51005781
I went to a coding bootcamp for 3 months and got a 6 figure entry level job as a DEI hire.

>> No.51005943

>>51005887
It sucks and there won't even be any good jobs left by the time you finish unless you want to go work for one of the most evil corporations in the world and live in silicon valley wasting most of your money on living expenses.

>> No.51005970
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51005970

I became a data scientist and now I haven't had a woman touch my peepee in five years.

>> No.51005985

>>51005801
>The world is turning into shit real fast, anon.
yeah, i have friends who worked hard so they could buy that plywood mcmansion and have their lexus SUV, theyre going to straight up starve to death one week after the trucks stop trucking

>> No.51005994

>>51005985
Imagine buying a plywood mansion and not having a huge cellar full of food and a vault full of guns. That's what I'm looking for.

>> No.51006051

>>51005801
Eh you are probably just falling for the /pol/ bait. These schizos and (nowadays) boomers have been calling a world collapse every day for the last 10 years.
What is more likely is that once shit hits the fan everybody is just much poorer than they used to and won't afford the luxuries and cheap debt they used to. Some professions will get hit much harder than others.
Maybe there will be a mayor war, but I doubt it. Nobody profits of it.

>> No.51006059

>>51005845
I dont mind not being a doctor. Np make enough. I can probably make as much as an np without going to school if I just switch job sites

Congrats on med school anon!
Residency will be a bitch

>> No.51006084

>>51005845
I'll have to see about the market though. A lot of my recent NP co workers found jobs with relative ease

>> No.51006096

>>51006059
If you go for the NP market you should really research the market first. If you want to live in any major city (lol, lmao even) they are already filled with NPs.
Don't get suckered into being a pseudo doc while a Doc is "supervising" you even though he works in a completely different clinic, shit can get south real quick.

>> No.51006101

Fucker half of us are in IT

>> No.51006129

>>51005781
i chose to be here instead of continuing my education to be a doctor. now i have better functional grasp on endocrinology, nutrition, kinesiology, injury recovery, and preventative medicine than any of my peers who wasted their lives to become medical doctors. granted, there are highly specialized meme doctors like peter attia to whom i am indebted for knowledge, but 99% of doctors are just shabbos goy standard of care middlemen.

>> No.51006138

>>51005781
true...true..

>> No.51006182

>>51005781
I wouldn’t give away so much of my time doing something I don’t really enjoy for my entire life for even 1 million a year.

>> No.51006359
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51006359

I listened to my parents and became a mechanical engineer

>> No.51007122

>>51005781
wew

>> No.51007164

>>51005781
Why would I be a software engineer when I'm already a network engineer? I'm comfy breaking things and getting pats on the back after fixing them from people who don't know I broke it.

>> No.51007194

>>51006129
absolute delusion.

>> No.51007719

>>51005781
I'm a software engineer.

>> No.51009438

>>51005781
Doctors: Imagine studying 10 years to earn a living by stitching niggers with knife cuts
Sofware engineer: Imagine paying for an education in this area when you can learn from youtube for free and lie in your resume
Lawyer: The literal scum of the earth, you'll literally blame the victims to protect niggers and pedos and feel proud about it
Pilot: Earth is flat and they must perpetuate the lie, only the children of the illuminati become pilots

>> No.51009446

>>51005781
i dropped out of medical school after a semester because it's gay as hell. now i'm a lazy wfh accountant making $100k/year. i think i did okay.

>> No.51009448

I'm fine anon. got into bitDAO pretty early. Bought ETH at the ICO too. Lawyer or doctor my ass lmao.

>> No.51009472

>>51009438
based

>> No.51009481
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>>51005781
>studying hard
>software engineer

Pick one my dude

>> No.51009491

>>51005848
> All software engineers are about to be justed for contributing nothing
I see no issue here, welcome to most jobs

>> No.51009522

>>51005801
literally no time to do anything but prepare now lol

>> No.51010029

>>51005781
My dads grand plan for me was to marry a rich but ugly girl and then life in luxury
said it was his biggest regret in life, he said he was too honest to do it, and his friend did and he married an old rich lady who died 10 years later and now he lives in a mansion and fucks hot chicks all day
he failed to realise that Im too ugly to pull that off

>> No.51010280

>>51005801
I know it feels like it will hurt the other people more since you don't have anything. But the weakest are the first ones to go in such scenarios. The rich will lose money, you will probably live with the risk of being homeless and not being to afford even food.

If you have no housing, no back up plan. You really shouldn't be wishing for a collapse.

>> No.51010283

>>51005781
I did though

>> No.51010294
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51010294

>>51009481

That disgusting whore should hang herself.

>> No.51010323

>>51007164
network engs I know at work always seem stressed.
Am I being bamboozled?

>> No.51010351
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51010351

I became a software engineer, worked for 5 years. Then I partially made it off of crypto and now work as an indie game dev while waiting for the next bubble when I'll fully make it.

>> No.51010625

former pilot here. That shit SUCKED. Ended up wealthy from options, and have never looked back. Fully intend to buy a TBM930 as soon as I can afford it. Fuck flying for someone else ever again

>> No.51010655

>>51009438
Yeap im thinking based

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>>51005781
To be fair I fully expected to be dead by like 25 or 26, yet here I am 30 years old and no job, no career, no gf living, with my parents again

>> No.51010729

>>51005781
What if they make you kill a puppy to pass the doctor exam, or kill a puppy to pass the software engineer exam, or kill a puppy to pass the lawyer exam, or kill a puppy to pass the pilot exam? What then? What then, anon? What then?

>> No.51010741

>>51010625
Off topic, but there is a theory that IQ is in an unstoppable decline to the point that engineering planes and flying them will be impossible within this century.
Do you see plane engineering, maintenance and piloting in a IQ freefall?
Does diversity quotas have any effect?

>> No.51010764

>>51010625
i wanted to be a pilot until i read that it's like $100k in training and takes 5-7 years of destitute wageslavery just to break $100k/year at some regional. anyways, how long do you think the industry has before salaries go back in the toilet?

>> No.51010786

>>51005781
I am a doctor anon.

>> No.51010792

>>51005781
I did graduate in what I wanted and I'm working in Healthcare. I hate it. I want to switch to CS and wfh.

>> No.51010799

>>51005781
engineering sucks
the salaries are middling at best and you'll be expected to work 60 hours a week

>> No.51010802

>>51005781
I am a Software engineer with a degree in a law and doctorate in pilotology
My parents are proud, what about yours?

>> No.51010808

>>51005791
>I could have become a software engineer but I hated it as soon as I got my comp sci degree so I pursued day trading full time since then.
sounds like you couldn't find a job and are copeing

>> No.51010928

>>51005791
i went into compsci because i liked fucking around with computors. if you're in the same boat and computors are just a hobby for you then before you work in IT find another hobby and forget about caring about computors.

>> No.51010941

>>51010294
i'm not saying she's real. i'm just saying seeing Daphne getting plowed from behind was pretty hot and i'd like to do it myself.

>> No.51011004

>>51005943
Crab bucket mentality. You're a loser and don't want anyone else to make it.

>> No.51011219

>>51007194
you won't understand what i posted until you have an unusual health condition.

>> No.51011549

>>51011219
>he thinks that spending 5 hrs researching a specific ailment gives him the same breadth of knowledge as 4 years of medical school and 10,000 hours of residency
doctors aren't ignorant, they are indifferent.

>> No.51011570

>>51010764
it's good if you get free training via the military. As far as salaries, there's a shortage. Regionals are already increasing pay.

>> No.51011841

>>51005943
The fuck are you talking about? Theres so much opportunity in the CS/SE field, technology is evolving by the day and there are going to be more jobs hiring. Even if you don't get hired you still have a skill that is very marketable

>> No.51011917

>>51010294
>>51010941
amazing how a guy that's her looksmatched wouldn't even be able to get half as much pussy as she gets dick. Fuck

>> No.51012017

>>51010741
This is your brain on /pol/. Planes are mostly flown by computers these days you brainlet

>> No.51012021

>>51006359
It's over...

>> No.51012076

>>51005781
>doctor
Yeah no thanks. I don't hate myself to work as a janny (resident) for 4 years. Medicine is worth it outside the US for the degree and then emigrate over though for you 3rd worlders.

>> No.51012095

Wanted to become a pilot by then I got glasses at 14 and that dream was kill. Literally can’t become a pilot with a pair of ducking glasses, even getting laser surgery won’t help (at least in my country) became a graphic designer instead. Sounds cool to zoomers but is actually agony.

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>>51005781
I am unironically 2 of those things but I just stay at home all day
wasted over 140k and 10 years of my life to realize I don't like normies and work
was about to end it but I'm too lazy for that and now I'm making it with crypto

>> No.51012155

Yeah. Nah. I don't want to do any of that boring NPC shit

I don't want to contribute to pozzed "society"

I want to be a NEET leech off my breeder mother and smoke weed and watch hentai

My father won't let me though. So im a 32 year old wageslave

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>>51012155
>Yeah. Nah. I don't want to do any of that boring NPC shit
>I don't want to contribute to pozzed "society"
>I want to be a NEET leech off my breeder mother and smoke weed and watch hentai
>My father won't let me though. So im a 32 year old wageslave

>> No.51012409

>>51012017
>POL POL MUH POL MUH POL
Didn't Boeing suffer a major crash because one of those computers that flew the plane didn't work correctly? Because dumb brown people worked on it?

>> No.51012674

>>51010351
>indie game dev
What are you working on? Looking for new games to try lately

>> No.51012694

>>51012409
The plane crashed because upper management told staff members to cut corners.

Upper management in boeing is mostly white males.

>> No.51012727

>>51012674
A life sim / strategy game

>> No.51012755

>>51005781
>doctor
Be in debt forever and live a life to keep with joneses
>software engineer
Live the cube cuck life and pray you have a chance to marry a used up roastie and live life in a rut until you die
>lawyer
Hate your life every single day followed by suicide ideation
>pilot
LMAO just be top 1% bro

Meanwhile they lived in an ere where going to college was optional and they could raise a family on a hs education and being a bricklayer. Fuck outta here. I can’t wait for the collapse. Minecraft pvp servers are going to be delightful.

>> No.51012834

>>51005882
U sound gay and probably have depression just hit him up and do shit

>> No.51013102

>>51006129
>Spend life on 4chan
>Now a healthy Chad who has priorities straight and well off
>All these cucks working hard and learning a lot of cucked parrot delusions

>They look and feel like shit
>Their jobs long and boring

Haha

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51013535

>>51005781
So what?

>> No.51013825

>>51005781
>pilot
yeah i love getting in massive debt, flying around annoying retards and having to wear a mask every day for 3 years IF i dont get furloughed first

>> No.51013848

>>51005831
being an engineer is overrated. the pay is alright but its not the bullshit the make it up to be from the second you can shit in a big boy toilet to the age 20.

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>>51005781
I got good grades in school, everyone had high hopes for me. I wanted to be a scientist since I was a kid. Nobody ever told me that was an unrealistic and almost non existent path. Now I am a parasitic neet.

>> No.51013908

>>51010625
>>51010764
>>51009438
>>51005781

imagine spending all that time, money and effort to become a pilot only to find out the earth is flat

don't know about you but I'd be seething

>> No.51013921

>>51005781
>doctor
hours a shit, nursoids suck, way too high stress, too much exposure to illness
>software engineer
fuck that i was born too late
>lawyer
double fuck that everyone is a lawyer
>pilot
i would just never do this

>> No.51014290

>>51005781

i chose compsci. i wish i aimed higher and chose doctor.

dermatology looks so fucking easy, literally just kids with acne coming in.

>> No.51014467

I have a doctorate in engineering...

its not worth it bros

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>>51006359
Transmissions do not confuse you.

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51016081

>>51005781

I could've been a jewel theif... now instead of free prison food, I have to work for a living...

>> No.51016175

>>51005882

lucrative business as in what anon

>> No.51016198

>>51005781
My friend became a doctor and his hospital made him get the vax and he died of a heart attack this year at the age of 30. I'll stay poor thanks.

>> No.51016340

Why would I want to be any of those things?

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51016359

>>51005970
For a price

>> No.51016380

i went to uni for computer science and directly walked into a job after graduating, and so did all my friends who studied CS
the job situation for CS grads, who at least know something, is very good here in denmark, way better than many other fields
i feel like CS is more like a trade in some sense, you actually produce things and it is incredibly scalable, and as such it will be needed

>> No.51016386

>>51006051
You’ve huffed way too much coolaid dude. Unless you’re living under a rock there’s no way you haven’t realized the shitfest the world has become this past decade and so.

>> No.51016388

I am a doctor and it's okay but I lack the "calling" some have (or claim to) so it's just a job to me. It's enjoyable enough and pays well but there's no way I'm working until I'm 75 like some of my mentors.

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>>51005781
for what?

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>>51005781
I'm stuck here and yet I am at law school, however it is exactly because at law school that I am stuck here. Studying the law is blackpilling and demoralizing, as it lets you see the kind of verbal and mental trickery the ruling class resort to in order to justify their free-riding on the top of us. At times it is so demoralizing 4chan is in reality a source of comfort.

I had to deal with sociopath group project members who fucked with me the last couple of days. The conceit that everybody can become a professional with high income and drag themselves out of the bottom is that - a conceit. Political extremism is no surprise from this. Work hard - for whom?

>> No.51016501

>>51005781
Too low IQ for any of these jobs. Crypto was still a better option for brainlets

>> No.51016505

>>51005882
Lmao sounds like you're smuggling stolen cars

>> No.51016533

>>51005781
I went to college and got a CS degree but would rather not have, actually.

>> No.51016655

Im an Electrical engineer bachelor with a software dev company zelling auto trading software. The fuck are u gonna say now bitch?

>> No.51016682

>>51005781
I’m gonna become a lawyer soon pal

>> No.51016694

>>51009438
>The literal scum of the earth, you'll literally blame the victims to protect niggers and pedos and feel proud about it

Read a book

>> No.51016703

>>51016460
What school?

They’re only fucking themselves over by screwing group project members over

>> No.51016729

>>51016655
>zelling auto trading software
if it works then why do you need to sell it? Just invest the money

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>>51005781
I went to become a lawyer and every other stinking pajeet IT job makes 10 times more than me

I had to switch from being a lawyer in tradfi to crypto finance where I got paid much more

don't fell for the memes and do not believe their lies here

>> No.51016911

>>51016750
also wanted to mention this is how reality looks like here in Europe, Poland
and once you're stuck with continental Polish law, there is no future unless you go crypto

>> No.51017367

>>51010029
Your dad's friend had no self respect and your dad wishes he didn't. Weird.

>> No.51017396

>>51005781
>You could have become a doctor, software engineer, lawyer or a pilot
You or your parents will need deep connections within the industry. You'd probably have to suck some executives' cocks first before you could be hired.

>> No.51017407

>>51005882
can i get in on it anon? im neet too and could use some help.

>> No.51017425

>>51010294
thats not her.

>> No.51017582

>>51005781
I did study hard in school. Didn't matter. Because I didn't go to grad school I'm worthless and at 30 years old make less than $20 per hour

>> No.51017859

>>51009438
i hereby certify this post based

>> No.51018049

>>51005781
Yeah whatever Faggot, My dad wanted me to be a doc, and treat the sick but I never saw myself in that line, I became a dropout, and I started learning to code, and now I'm earning big. Recently I'm trying out new stuff, I have plans to test out Qanplatform testnet, It launched QVM which gives us Devs to code smart contracts in any programming Lang, I have been head bent on Solidity, I think this might be an escape route for me

>> No.51018148

>>51005781
>listened to your parents and studied hard in school

My parents never even looked at my report cards. They didn't want me to play sports or do extracurriculars because they wanted me home for chores. When I told my mom I wasn't going to college, she was happy. Unfortunately, I didn't realize until my mid-20s that they fucked my life over.

>> No.51018150

>>51005994
Based prepper