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51004352 No.51004352 [Reply] [Original]

Financially speaking.... have you ever known anyone to lie about being a college graduate/having a degree on their resume? Being that the difference in pay is substantial.
What should I know before doing it? Hypothetically.

>> No.51004396

You will get fired if they find out and then being the jews that they are they will tell any company that asks so they wont hire you. Just get a shittier job, save up and study then get a degree. Go into debt if you have to.

>> No.51004404

As long as it isn't a government job, medical or law related it isn't illegal to lie. You'll just be fired if you're ever found out.

>> No.51004593

>>51004396
>>51004404
They could charge you with fraud, though it would cost too much for them to actually care

>> No.51004606

>>51004352
Find a private school that closed down.. Claim to have graduated shortly before it closed. Records will be unavailable in the very unlikely chance they check.

>> No.51004642

>>51004606
>>51004352
any decent paying tech job checks. HR roasties have a job

>> No.51004770

>>51004352
well well well if it isnt my college campus txst. why is it titled kek2?

>> No.51004839

>>51004770
o boy i love partying and drinking and tubing down the river and graduating my business degree with a 2.6 gpa and beg dad for a job at his car dealership

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>>51004839
sounds like cope, you have a degree? In what? While you were out partying and drinking I was studying the blade?

>> No.51004956

>>51004396
They won't tell anybody because no big company gives references anymore. Blacks started suing their old employees, saying that telling hiring managers that they were let go for being retarded was racist, so now most corps will only say "yes anon worked here from 2018-2022"

>> No.51004970

>>51004956
*old employers

>> No.51005080

>>51004642
No they don't. And even id they did, they can't check a closed school.

>> No.51005305

Yup. Politicians are always doing this. And they go unpunished.