/biz/ - Business & Finance

we got another casualty boys

>>51002700
Niggers really think 400% is just the start and they can buy in like it’s apple in 2007. Your buying a defunct retail chain nigga

>>51002700
>Over a year after the Jan. 2021 meme surge
>People still buying the top of meme surges

>>51002700
You love to see it

>>51002700
>28$
Do people unironically not check the chart before even buying?

>>51002777
but DOOOD its gonna go to the moon!

>>51002777
>dude who cares about the entry price when it's going to the MOON

>>51002752
>your

>>51002788
I’m speaking Ebonics didn’t know y’all hated on the black man

Do you guys think it's safe to sell puts monday? Stocks aren't actually gonnil keep going down, it's just gonnil crab around these levels until midterms, right?

>>51002777
Lol, nobody has time for research when they could be gambling.

Would you date a wh*te woman if you had a male dog?

When is the Reddit IPO again?

>>51002844
How is this not grounds for arrest

>imagine doubting gay sex

>>51002844
>Would you date...
Nope.

>>51002844
>Wisconsin
It checks out

>>51002856
>Reddit users
90% of them are bots.

>>51002813
Already did. But make sure it's a good underlying and not a meme, or at least a truly exceptional meme.

>>51002868
>imagine doubting ruthless exploitation of the ignorant masses

>>51002813
>Stocks aren't actually gonnil keep going down
Lots of key events next week,you cant be serious.

>>51002898
OMG IS THAT A NEW APU IMAGE I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE I MUST SAVE IT TO MY APU FOLDER IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN REPOST IT LATER A MILLION BILLION TIMES

Is it to late to get into Arlp I think Germans need their coal

>>51002700
Feel bad for the wife desu

>>51002868
>>51002907
He's even giving out the timing. It can't be this easy. It can't be....

>>51002933
>OMG IS THAT A NEW APU IMAGE I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE I MUST SAVE IT TO MY APU FOLDER IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN REPOST IT LATER A MILLION BILLION TIMES

>>51002962
I am selling next pump.

>>51002965
>>51002933

>>51002921
I'm not sure if he actually meant what he was saying or if gonnil indicates a naive point of view. When I sound it out, it sounds kinda childish. Which is awesome. This guy is a real creator. A regular ham handler. A fucking wordsmith you know what I mean?

>>51002933
suck my cock

>>51002700
>"Some Bed Bath & Beyond Suppliers Halt Shipments on Unpaid Bills"

>"Some Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. suppliers are restricting or halting shipments altogether after the home-goods retailer fell behind on payments, according to people familiar with the matter, complicating the company’s scramble for liquidity."

>"Several of the firms that provide credit insurance or short-term financing to vendors have revoked coverage of Bed Bath & Beyond, according to the people, who asked not to be identified discussing private information."
Chapter 11 here we come!

>>51002777
The rest of our investing lives will be spent reading essays explaining why the current situation of ticker X is like one singular event when the government was prepping a third round of aid checks to a population collecting unemployment to stay home and not use any disposable income in an environment with no inflation and negative interest rates.
I mean, for predditors, anyway.

>germany PPI 5.5% MoM
collapse of europe soon frens

be ready to gargle arab cum eurosissies!

I have zero hope for future growth and will be taking burry's plans of buying GEO. I fully expect middlewit slightly above average iq at best power larpers like klaus schwab that below average iq posters on biz mainly that of chainlink holders whom idolize has detailed plans to mass imprison these dangerous idiots when they lose everything when markets plummet hard later this decade and they are left bagholding and act out in violent crimes from being mentally broken fully.

>>51002993

My wife left me. All I have are these stocks.

>>51003029
>My wife left me.
Bad times ahead, boys.

I made money because of multiple anons with sound advice recently so thank you smg.

>>51002982
Fair enough,il go and say hes had dubious amount of alcohol during the day

>>51003029
>my wife left me

>>51002999
Fever dream digits.

>>51003029
Karma for boomer posting

>>51003029
Damn broseph. You tried to bang that big booty latina from work?

Alright now that it's the weekend now and pool's closed, what other investments or means of income do you guys have?
I want to try some different hustles, unironically thinking about shrimp farming just for the meme but were entering winter so I'll have to wait

>>51003029
sorry to hear that bro

>>51003029
KO boomer you good? say it ain't so

>>51003029
Are you the real KO boomer? We had someone impersonating him before... posting about smoking crack or something.

>>51002663
If youre a father and don’t nip this in the bud youre a faggot cuck and deserve worse than the dad in this post

>>51003029
>Divvie boomer gets a divorce
This can't be a good sign

>>51002933
I like Apu, fuck you.

>>51003069
Indeed. I have summoned the triple 9s in my curse. I will for sure build a position in GEO. The meltdown of many coins with the rise of tendie prices will bring about the chainlink holder serial killer hysteria where people with names of "sergey" are mysteriously killed. They will have blood on their hands and spend their years in lockdown contemplating their failure to achieve greed and "comfyness" and will have time to "philosophize" their next life.

>>51003160
I do too! That's the point I'm trying to make!

>>51003029
Sorry bro.

>>51003086
Fuck this video. This dickwad did this for clout and no other purpose. Gross goofball.

Is Tesla still a based buy? 3-1 stock split coming up and it went up every time it split before.

I know the valuation is high but from a pure memetic perspective won't Elonfans just keep buying?

>>51003141
It's fake and gay. We all know that the real Mrs. Boomer is going to take half his divvies.

Have you guys been stocking up on non perishable goods and other food?

I'm using my SIGA bags as a back up for when shit hits the depression stage.

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1560748810942308352

>>51003207
>Is Tesla still a based buy? 3-1 stock split coming up and it went up every time it split before.
>I know the valuation is high but from a pure memetic perspective won't Elonfans just keep buying?

^DXY bouta make a new high next week

>>51003029
Yea I'm callin it now this is fake

>>51003251
No, I'm hoping to give all I have to my parents and that the coming nightmare kills me asap.

SIGA Sisterhood, we need some pump-worthy news this weekend. Case rate seems to be plateauing. Is Biden going to announce anything?

>>51003371
>when in doubt
just remember that GAYSEX cannot be stopped

MISTER WORLDWIDE
DALE
MISTER 305

>>51003371
FDA said they're injecting 1/5 of a pozz vaccine and it just werks,so you're done.Unless a new variant were to surge

>>51003388
>the FDA said
I guess the faggot disease is over now.

>>51003170
I'm kind of drunk. Is this flat earth or David icke?

It all comes full circle

>>51003584
I sold at denial.

>>51002752
What I love even more is tards buying call options with 400% IV and being surprised they’re losing money on their positions rapidly even though the stock went up a few bucks since they bought

>>51003388
1/5th? The retarded nurses can't measure so its more like 3 to 4 doses per vial, not 5 like the hopeful liars in charge want.

>>51003029
Is this you from yesterday?
>>50981485

>>51003733
Invested larp. I'm now interested in how it unfolds.

Important message for /smg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GziSwQTo4A

>>51003819
>director of HIV Prevention
>greek man with a lisp

SpaceX got final approval to launch AST Spacemobile's BlueWalker 3satellite. Launch is September 7-14th.

>>51003858
While stocks and crypto crashed today ASTS went up .99%.

hope you fags shorted soxl

>>51003819
I need a munkeypox vaccine after watching this lispy homo

>>51003819
>>51003843
this is bullish for SIGA

>>51003883

>>51003890
Kek

>>51002700
>having a joint bank account
This man was destined to fail

>>51003871

>>51003910

>>51002813
>stocks aren't going to keep going down
Have you not done TA on SPY?

>>51003929
if you can predict the future with TA why are you poor?

>>51003910
So buy after the next dilution. Thanks bro

>>51003919
Buy ASTS if you don't want to be a poorfag anymore.

>>51003929
This past rally completely discredited whatever little credibility TA still had. Might as well consult horoscopes.

Westworld season 4 was a total fucking disappointment. Recommend me something good to watch this weekend on my new TV, /smg/. Preferably a movie, I guess.

>>51003937
*ahem*
Stop making fun of me plz

>>51003951
In my opinion they won't dilute after successful launch or unfolding. They'll wait to announce the testing results (BW3 is experimental after all) and then dilute. Testing will take 2-6 months so November-March.

>>51003819
BULLISH FOR GAYSEX

EUV SHORTAGE IS COMING
ASML HIRING PIZZA EATERS

Midterm low is September right?

>>51002862
Because judges and cops are gigasimps?

>>51002777

>>51003966
Isekai Meikyuu de Harem wo. You're welcome.

>>51003966
The outsider series, Prey (awesome predator movie), and black phone
>>51003989
Ya, well, I ain't buying on a massive green dildo or get willingly dumped on. Just like ENVX shill at 24 dollars. Its at 18 now. I will add it to my watch list and dump my gaysex winnings in these down the road.

>>51004006
I'd apply but they don't have offices near me

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Pkx37kYf4

>>51003819
this is pretty fucking gay

>>51003966
Harakiri

>>51004045
What I meant to say is this:
>BW 3 is a new type of satellite design mechanically speaking
>2 weeks after launch the giant phased array will be unfolded and then we'll know if the BW3 works mechanically
>2-6 months after launch we'll know if the electronics/software/comms and everything else works
>technical risks will be addressed in 2 steps so to speak
>they won't dilute until after the 2nd step

>>51002700
Redditors are just shitty people.

>>51002950
this, imagine finding out your other half just meme away your savings for le internet points. ffs its hard for average people to save money.

>>51004144
>>51002950
I can save her

>>51003966
Season 3 was trash as well. I enjoyed one and two. The third I barely got through, made absolutely no sense. And then I watched one episode of season 4 and had to force myself through it. Shame.

>>51004144
>>51002950
Dude it's even more mega fucked if that's money she put in. Like it's one thing for an idiot to obliterate his own savings but to weasel it out from someone that loves and trusts you is such a scumbag move. I swear to God redditors keep ousting themselves as being mega shitty people irl.

>>51002663
Anons is BEP/BEPC a good long term hold? Most countries are already pushing for more renewable energy sources. I'm going to outright say that renewables are the future but it definitely will become an even bigger market in the future. Although I personally believe that there will be competition in the future, I'm sure that BEP will have a large portion of the market to itself

I am currently watching the original gundum anime

>>51002777
I checked at 10$ and saw that it should theoretically be at its cyclical high of 25-30 since it hadn't yet gotten untethered from the GME cult like lmao BB but was too pussy to buy. Maybe it's for the best judging by what happened

>>51002933
Its ok to like things sometimes

>>51004188
We will have 44 plants operational by 2024. We are turning garbage and plastics to diesel! 4k liters per hour soon. The green revolution starts with our trustworthy Canadian company.
~Don
Cielo Waste solutions (nyse:CWSFF)

>>51004210
I know, I like Apu too! I have 407 Apu images

>BBBY
Absolutely brutal.

Chinese IPO with underwriter for MEGL begins trading tuesday STBX

>>51004217
You fat piece of shit reread my post and realize I'm not anon who's going to pump your garbage bags. Also how much of a newfag do you have to be to mot remember garbage don and his garbage shilling.
Fuck you Don
Fuck KTOV
Fuck CLF
Fuck AQB
Fuck oil tankers
Fuck Soxl
Fuck MVIS
And most importantly
Fuck Coom Cat

>>51004158
>>51004174
imagine if this girl works some shitty job and this 10 grand took years to save up, omg the horror

>>51002868
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?? IS THIS MONEY PRINTER ON?? HELLOOOO??

>>51004260
ah fellow shortsquezze senpai its malaysian btw

>>51003388
Hey dummie, the vaccine does not prevent infection. In fact the doctor who use to work under bill gates said mass vaccination will cause monkey poop to mutate making it more contagious.

>>51003966
Have you watched the wire, or the he sopranos?

>>51004188
Renewables are a mixed bag for me. I agree they're probably the future but right now you get more efficient and consistent energy output from fossil fuels. I don't know anything about the company but you may end up holding for years

Ok so I might have overreacted early about my car but I won't know more untill tomorrow. I had a double bout of sleep paralysis last night and it fucked me up good. I am going to remain positive and hopeful.

>>51004316
>sleep paralysis
Funnest shit I ever had. I wish I could still get it

>>51004291
Yes I'm well aware if the fact that oil is currently much more efficient than renewables, although I'm hoping that could lower the cost of the stock for some time until more countries adopt renewable energies. I'm 21 years old so I don't mind having a long term hold. I feel if I DCA 5k over 2 years that I would be able to have a good avg cost.

A moment of silence for all BBBY and GME baggies.

>>51004316
U fucking African jew. I want my shirt back if your going into retirement

>>51004358
Dont forget the hkd baggies

>>51004358
>BBBY
>GME
So the absolute top of a meme stock is indicated when a general pops up in the catalog. Looks like I'm selling my SIGA gains lmao

>>51004366
I'm not gonna retire. I'll make a update tonight. Come on Boeing anon, we're buds right? No need to be rude.

Ok, some of you guys said I should stop taking benadryls to fall asleep, and should get melatonin instead. Well, I just got some and took one, so hopefully I can get a real actual full night of sleep for trading on Monday

>>51004347
Ain't nothing funny about it. Thinking some entity is in your room trying to kill you and you're powerless to move isn't fun.

>>51004421
No, I loved it. I used to doze off at my desk at work, and then wake up unable to open my eyes or move, hearing demonic voices throughout the cube farm. It was awesome

>>51004395
>memetonin
Try some nutmeg if you wanna blackout.

>>51004393
Okay good, of coarse we are. Sorry for the over reaction to your over reaction. You can always take the bus with the vibrant rich culture crowd. We need our weekly updates.
>>51004395
Benadryls are fine. I quit taking melatonin because it made my lungs turn into limp wristed faggots. Soon as I stopped taking that shit I was able to breath fine. Now i just take Unisom over the counter pills when I feel like I should be going to sleep. Within 20 mins I am out.

>>51004434
Well if you really like it so much the best way to get it is to sleep in your back. Not your sides or stomach

>>51004395
Bro, if you want "benadryl" just buy sleeping pills which contain diphenhydramine which is what makes you sleepy

You can get 50 for like 8 bucks at wal mart

>>51004421
>some entity
You do realize that if you just use a tiny bit of logical thinking,it's no longer scary right?

>>51004457
>sleep in your back
I know, it just hasn't happened in years... I miss it

>>51004441
Kek ain't no busses out here. You either commute or get at job at the auto plant and be a factory rat

>>51004457
i can't sleep on my back though :(

Approximately how much shares of SIGA will I need to make it?

>>51004459
how do i force myself to sleep on my back

>>51004462
The hag is real. Muh logic can't explain UAP's at skinwalker ranch

I don't know who makes these threads, but he has the best taste in OP pics, and I guess it's the main reason they get replies.

>>51004479
I DON'T KNOW MAN I NEED THIS ANSWER ALSO

>>51004462
When you're experiencing sleep paralysis you cannot reason your way out of it. The same way you rarely know you're in a dream while experiencing it. You are somewhere between dreaming and reality during that state, it's awful.

>>51002907
See with SIGA I was nervous that this Phil Gomez nigger wasn't connected enough for TPOXX to land them sweetheart treatment from the government but suddenly reading this I have serious concerns I don't own enough

>>51004509
Oh boy you are so misinformed. dude use to work at NIH..

>>51004395
There's also Phenibut. It's like having the euphoria of alcohol without the intoxication and you sleep like a rock when you come down off it. Careful with it though, it can lead to addiction, dependence, and withdrawal. It's a controlled substance in some countries.

>>51004500
I had it happened once while sleeping on my back, shit was scary asf and was relieved as soon as it was over.

>>/biz/thread/S50880676#p50881543

If God is real, he loves me! Should I hold onto my shorts or sell on Monday?

>>51004349
I used to keep up with solar news in college and my old job had a branch that was partially being powered by solar. Anyway, Solar is around 20% efficient at best right now and the power companies have a minimum amount they guarantee per cell(around 10-15% of the rated kW). It is going to be a LONG time before we get close to oil levels. That's not even counting the fact that you're gonna need a lot of silicon to make these things and we all know Taiwan is gonna get attacked eventually

>>51004545
Big Lenny was hooked on that for a long time kek. Said it was the deepest sleep you'll ever have.

>muh scary night demons

Take your meds /smg/

I officially have 500 SIGA shares. Someone post the pic so I can claim the next highest tier

>>51004509
Yes. The shakeouts make sense now.
The random fud makes sense now.
The disease messaging makes sense now.
The treatment messaging makese sense now.
They can't kick this off until certain things happen.
Fuck... I thought I had enough but I don't have nearly enough.

>>51004571
Go away, no one is buying what your selling

>>51004571
It's mostly caused by sleep apnea which most of us oldfags are starting to develop.

>>51004572
You need at least 1000 to not have to eat bugs.

>>51004500
I had it happen once but it wasn't really scary and only lasted a few seconds. Is this a regular thing for some people? The body paralyzes itself intentionally, it's just not supposed to last once you're conscious again.

>>51004562
God loves you but your shorts might be fucked.

They are copy pasting other people's shitposts.
I know this because I admittedly clownfart up the board all the time, (I’m addicted to the you’s and let’s face it, contrarian views get clicks) and I just saw someone literally copy and paste, verbatim, an original post of mine from days ago. What does it mean? How often does it happen? I’m certainly not the only one this has happened to. Who’s doing it? What’s their motivation? Am i to believe my shit posting is so fucking good that multiple anons saw them and decided to replicate them?? Doubt. There’s something going on here and I’m going to get to the bottom of it.

>>51004655
>Is this a regular thing for some people?
Like I said, I used to get it it. Could have been something special about the shape of the chair I was in... haven't had it in years

>>51004664
priced in, faggot.

>>51004509
For me it was the aggressiveness of the shakeout a few weeks ago that ended up just being the heebs clearing open their own entry point. They got me, I had to buy back in at $20.
Now they can get fucked. I'm not selling no matter what happens unless it turns out Ryan Cohen is the CEO's rabbi.

>>51004664
This happens very frequently actually, often identical threads will be posted at different time zones some weeks later. I'm sure that this place could be useful for AI training and social research but I can't fathom who is doing it or why.

>>51004639
It's caused by poor nutrition, pesticides, pollution, lack of exercise, emf radiation, fugus, parasites and GMO foods. You are being slowed poisoned to death.

When you listen to any of these REAL old fags they are still articulate and speak clearly and eloquently. They may have aged but their brains are still working better than the NPC's.

This motherfucker is 99 years old and he has a wider range of vocabulary than 99% of the population. Their vocabulary is dominated by ME and LIKE.

>>51004728
Are you trying to sell a homeopathic cure or did you forget your meds?

Ok, I took a benadryl, a melatonin, and now I"m about to open a beer. I better have a good night so I can trade on Monday

>>51004743
I'm too afraid to even look...

>>51004755
Oh My GAWD! Are you like a psychic?? How are you reading my mind? Like oh Shit you are so smart!

Wtf is this bs about pattern day trading?! Does that mean you can't scalp trade a stock?!

>>51004728
They genuinely don't know what causes sleep paralysis. But it's not linked to what you said.

>>51004801
it means you're poor and shouldn't day trade

>FUTURES
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1560466632551452672?s=20&t=J5EEhKqRThqE6XSxhe5akA

>>51002700
Can I get a /quick rundown/ on BBBY?
Why do rebbit normie fags think it will go to Le moon? Some bullshit hype train?
>it is nearly September 2022 and there is still a daily /GME/ bagholder general

>Buffet bought 50% of OXY

OILCHADS ITS OUR TIME

>>51004892
>Excuse me Sir, Why is BBBY going up?
Because the the WOK said so.
Now shut yo mouth and buy my bags faggie.
>Oh ok .. thanks!

>>51004664
Are you clickety clack hidden tigers anon? Lol. SAVA. He doesn't know about the calcium in their wardrobe.

Any anons here trade vix options?

>>51004939
Ask UVXY suicide anon kek

>>51004922
Hey Skellyman! Cool amusement rise!

>>51004894
i own NRGU, pump it Warren pump it!

Also has anyone noticed crude has been going down but XLE has been going up

i am thinking we are back

>>51004958
isnt uvxy just a leveraged version of the vix lmao

>>51004894
He got government permission to buy, he hasn't bought yet. But yeah, It was a nice pump today.

Where do you see futures prior to Monday?

>>51005069
Futures gonna be scary.

>>51005069
Bitcoin, or 8 pm Sunday

>>51005083
>Bitcoin
Yeah that's the only future that I would look at. Unless you want to red or green post and can't help yourself, of course.

https://youtu.be/34ADlvBKchw

>>51005069
bout tree fiddy

Hypothetically, if Warren Buffett died, do you think they would close the markets for the day?

>>51005158
Do they do that when Presidents die (in office)?

>>51004479
>>51004493
You have to set aside ~3 hours to fall asleep. It should only be a challenge one time. You just have to force yourself to not turn onto your side and eventually you'll fall asleep. After that you still have to manually stay on your back a while, but it's easier and eventually becomes a habit. No secret trick, just willpower.

>>51005158
Oh Bro, that would be a Samson option just from me about how lol. Lmao.

>>51005158
No, Buffet isn't a j*w

>>51004395
>>51005173
Elon Musk said to not eat or drink 3 hours before bedtime, and also elevate the head of your bed by about 2 inches (I used a pillow). Pretty comfy

>>51005210
Have you seen elon lately? He’s not the one to be asking fitness questions to

>>51005077
now THAT'S a woman

Any predictions for the data that comes out next week? Friday in particular.

https://www.globalxetfs.com/funds/ura/#holdings
>22.34% CAMECO CORP
>6.06% NAC KAZATOG-REGS
https://sprottetfs.com/urnm-sprott-uranium-miners-etf/
>18.60% NAC Kazatomprom JSC
>15.98% Cameco Corp.
Uranium chads, more Kazatomprom IS a good thing right? Therefore URNM would be the better etf?

>>51005250
I predict STBX is going to pump next week regardless of the data since it's a chink pump and dump.

>bitcoin futures

>>51004500
>If it bleeds, we can killl it

Sorry about earlier. I'll never abandon you bros.
Fresh update
https://youtu.be/WHsb5y_Dnf8
https://youtu.be/WHsb5y_Dnf8
https://youtu.be/WHsb5y_Dnf8

>>51004395
What’s wrong with benedryl?

>>51005077

>>51005373
Nothing, but apparently the drug has other side effects

>>51004479
Why do you have to sleep on your back?

>>51005387
Like what? I take it to sleep.

schloping some now

>>51005371
This better be a good one...
>>51005397
Idk, I have been taking it to sleep as well, though now I'm going to try melatonin

>>51005371

>>51005412
Melatonin works better if you let it dissolve under the tongue. How many mg did you take

>>51005477
>How many mg did you take
I got 3 mg tablets, I took 1

>>51005351
He really didn't have a choice, he will get called an incel and shit-talked at church if he divorces her.

>>51005371
>6 trillion, okay
lost it
>SQQQ
I'm buying TQQQ, sorry

>>51005373
when ever I take it I get crazy restless legs some times and it wakes me up only after 4 hours. I get restless legs real bad where I'm just clinching my legs as hard as I can.

Ok, I actually do feel kind of tired.... like in a weird loopy way
I guess all of the sleep stuff I've been taking is starting to work. Gonna head to bed at fucking 9 PM for the first time in probably 10 years. Looking forward to seeing you guys Monday morning!

Speaking of drugs, anything I can take to boost my immune system?
I have crohns disease and I take inflectra, but it reduces my immune function

>>51005584
Same. Same shit, different day. Hospital took ky meds for my recently private diagnosed Omega Syndrome for both Archer and I going deep pressure to find the real solution.

>>51005371

Why you holding GUSH?

If my car repairs are cheap I'm making a video dancing with scoopsies

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TJdM9dazxQo&feature=share

Guys...I'm scared, the credit debt bubble is on the brink of exploding

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1560700818147495936

>>51005667
yeah mine is going to be repaired end of month from the armadillo. excited to have my freedom soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0

>>51004274
Wish CMRX would print

>>51005667
I will find you rocker for shitting on zom lol

>>51005597
Cardio. Consistently doing cardio changes the composition of your blood to carry more oxygen and have more white blood cells.

>>51005719
Males sense. How hard should I push myself in a workout? Should my lungs be sore? Not a /fit/izen

>>51005371
Sold SIGA at 26? Nice profit there. I am selling right up until the FDA approval announcement. There are no more catalysts after that, unless the pox plagues normies which I am really doubting now. It is an STD at this point, the community spread is rare. I thought it was going to go bonkers, but nope.
Shill me on AIRT

Hey smg, what have I missed?

Did you see the Finland prime minister being a party girl? Has it been discussed?

>>51003966
Chinatown (1974)

>>51005597
eat less carbs and go for a fuckin run every day u fatty

Why aren't u shorting SHOP u dumb fuck
Captcha: kikesz

>>51005371
>tfw I also own a lot of SQQQ
I'm fucked aren't I?

>>51005799
The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. DO you understand??? I said do you UNDERSTAND?????? SIGA is going to $100. DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? :D

>>51005888
Economics 101, Smokers room.

>>51005841
I was 125 lbs for the longest time. My body wasnt collecting nutrents properly. Im 155 now the most ive ever been a d the most energy

>>51004347
How down bad am I that I lowkey wish this would happen to me tonight?

Why is the forest quiet.

>BBBY
JUST

>>51005936
Because there's nobody there. Go ahead and piss where you want, cutie.

>>51005944
i love seeing redditors lose money on meme stocks

t. boglechad

https://voca.ro/1aY5Qjdlp4LE

Voicemail i recorded secretly on my phone from one of the PM / Quants at Renaissance. Suppose it's a warning from the quant. To his coworkers. Typing this on my phone as i leave work from the Renaissance Tech building in New York

>>51005944
Conjoined account lmao

>>51005853
Because I wanted to short Carvana into the ground. What’s your thesis on Shopify? I doubt it can go to zero. Carvana might.

I can’t believe I covered Wayfair at 63. Idiot.

>>51002844
i'm down, she single? have her call me

>>51004043
Based. I posted Roxanne here the other day

>>51005996
cvna also a good short, if i had to choose between SHOP and CVNA id choose SHOP cuz its more liquid and less crowded short
SHOP has a P/E in the hundreds if you don't account for their Stripe (warrant options on the private company) and AFRM investments, which are deep underwater considering both Stripe and AFRM have lost a ton of value recently.

Not only that SHOP issued a huge amount of convertible bonds that are now underwater meaning they're on the hook to issue a ton of debt which they don't have the Free Cash Flow to payout for. Meaning they gonna have to issue equity (dilute) to pay for their debt.

They aren't getting money from their super underwater AFRM or stripe investments either


Voila there's my SHOP short.

And i've spoken to you about the conmen Garcias and CVNA before so you don't need to convince me what a short that is. Tiger Global covered most of their long on it already i think. those retards

>>51003966
westworld season 1 but it ends there and don't watch any other seasons. Dont ever watch any show for more than a season

>>51005980
>he doesn't know about the SPX Succubus coming tonight to drain my liquidity
There's going to be a volga hurricane blowing in her face.

>>51006018
r u a differently abled pajeet american?

>>51004045
I did not shill at 24. I said when it pulls back.

Fuck I’ve been buying but I think I fucked up and it might fill that gap.

>>51005980
Oh fuck.

>>51006033
Yes.

made 6 whole dollars trading bbby

>>51006033

Please tell me these are real IRS agents

>>51006018
Glad you’re still around. Did you actually short CVNA or SAVA? Are you actual at short SHOP or just theorizing around your new thesis?

>>51002844

>zero hips
>caked in makeup, still has manjaw
>turbocunt personality

Assuming it's not a man (it is), that's a high-T bitch right there. She fucks dogs because she want sex constantly and yet is insufferable to be around for any guys who's sober.

>>51005773
I don't see the point in half-assing it. Exercise is already tiring might as well embrace the suck and get the most out of it. However, for the immunity health benefits, quantity more important than intensity according to the study I read.

Anything lowcap worth buying on Monday ?

>>51006097
no

>>51006080
Yeah I shorted CVNA and ofc SAVA which is still a high conviction one of mine. I Have some SHOP puts I bought a few months ago expiring in 2023 that have worked out well because SHOP is very liquid and not as high IV.

CVNA and SHOP have been slightly remunerative but they are just volatile shitcos its annoying. I closed some of my SAVA short to pay for a house and i re-entered it in the summer and since then it's been a nuisance. Selling tight call spreads on SAVA right now.


SHOP is not a theory. It's literally the one short I'd confidently shill to a normie because its liquid

>>51006043
That 16 dollar gap is going to stretch your boyhole

>>51006177
That’s my new basis since buying this little dip. I’m really not going to be happy. I should’ve waited.

>>51004892
Something more than 50% of bbby's shares don't actually exist because they are on loan.

Reddit is trying to call wallstreet on this. They are trying to beat wallstreet at the wallstreet game, naturally pump and dump fuckery ensues.

what makes you happy in this life? i find my life becomes more unpleasant with each passing year, but im not sure if this is just a consequence of age or if the world is actually getting worse.

>>51006291
Are you married?

>>51006291
having a medium term goal, like learning a new subject or hobby. looking forward to something in the future, like a vacation. spending consistent time outside. spending time with friends weekly. keeping busy with these things, the daily routine of work gym leisure etc. you can do literally anything you want to anon, unironically get the money and go have fun preferably with people

>>51006291
for me, new goals and challenges make me happy. i always wanted to be a guy who could play an instrument, so I picked up some guitar and learned. I always wanted to learn spanish, so just got some stupid app and learned phrases. I want to try to mountain climbing, so I got to know a friend who does that and am planning a trip to Colorado. Just basic stuff like learning to cook or anything that challenges me makes life less bleak

>>51003371
penn state uni student tests positive
IT BEGINS

>>51006313
no i only ever had 1gf but it didnt work out, havent even really spoke to any woman since then, its been about 5 years.

>>51006291
Food, new hobbies, receiving money, knowing I did nothing productive during my free time because I was too busy having fun

>>51006340
if you dont want a wife thats fine, but if you do.. even if its a chore to find somebody you gotta do it. nothings gonna happen if you dont take those steps, youll be in the same position in 1 year, 3 years etc.. its literally now or never. might as well try anon, the worst thing that could happen is she never leaves

>>51002663
I’m all in AAPL 9/16 160 puts am I gmi?

>>51006370
hahaha you make it sound like its easier than collecting take-aways. i think ive been alone for too long, ive only seen a handful of women in person in about 5 years. what do you even say to them "hello im a 4chan autist please do the needful".

>>51006441
i know its weird and awkward, but listen. in 5 years you might still want a girl, and youll look back on today and be like fuck i should have started sooner. use dating apps, theyre filled with roasties, but you never know, nothing wrong with a solid 7/10

>>51006418
Depends, but Apple's everyone's go-to safe stock. Even inveterate bears stay away and only use it to hedge.

What indicators if any should I be using if I want to trade stocks effectively.

/Smg/ has a tranny now?

>>51006643
Draw random lines on charts until something catches your eye. Then do the opposite of that trade.WAR4VK

>>51006661
I must have missed that, I do remember someone talking about taking a 6 month hormone course though

>>51006441
That's not what he's saying at all. He's telling you to start now if you're desperate for a wife exactly because it is difficult

>>51006441
You are fine. A wife is not a 10-year plan and you are in the rapidly growing majority.

>>51005371
thank you based rocker

>>51006291
Reading the Bible. My situation has gotten way worse every passing year for the past 5 years or so. Even then, I'm much more happy and hopeful about the future because I have a relationship with God. Good things are coming bros.

BBBY is not even 10usd in the aftermarkets

>>51006661
I guess Scoops finally got turned out by Rocker. I'm happy for them.

>>51005371
STFU faggot. I’m not watching that shit.

>>51007018
Too bad

>>51004479
dont use a pillow and you will only be able to sleep on your back or stomach

>>51004475
1

Wendy's sisters, emergency meeting

>>51003029
Oh no, im sorry KO boomer

>>51005597
Cold showers boost white blood cell levels

morning bros. whats the plan for today

>>51008379
be bored and pray for the wallstreet wagies to get back on the trading floor as fast as possible

>>51008583
im glads its closed so i can study short term trading more.

fucking cowards just post so it reaches bump limit ffs

>>51008686
Good morning nigga

in real estate, it's "Location, location, location." in the stock market, it's "Discipline, discipline, discipline."

>>51003966
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

>>51004833
What is that Seth Rogan clip from?

>>51008686
BAKE ANOTHER ONE, FUCKERS. I'M NOT GOING TO GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF TYPING OUT A LONG AND WELL THOUGHT OUT POST ONLY TO HAVE THE THREAD DIE IMMEDIATELY AFTER POSTING IT, I WON'T GET ANY (YOU)S AT ALL THAT WAY

>>51009254
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>>51004347
>>51004421
>>51004655
Are you guys drug users? I haven't heard anyone talk about sleep paralysis except online, where it seems like a fairly common thing for a lot of people. I don't think I've ever experienced it. Just trying to figure out what may cause these episodes. Maybe the closest thing I've had to it is being startled awake thinking somebody whispered of called my name out loud. I'm not a drug user, for the record, aside from an occasional Excedrin Migraine tablet, "as needed" for headaches.

>>51002950
She got what she deserved

>>51004347
i never saw one demon ffs.