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This bitch is constantly undermining me, and I want her out of the company. How do I do it?

>> No.51002097
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>>51001994
Back to work

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>>51001994
>Analyze her psychology
>Determine points of weakness stemming from flaws in upbringing
>Befriend her rivals
>Subtly encourage them to take actions that would pressure those weaknesses during times when she's already stressed
>Wait for an open conflict to emerge
>Make poor arguments in defense of her character that actually highlight her shortcomings
>Reluctantly agree with her rivals when they dispute your shitty defense
>Begin fulfilling the duties of her position while she's busy infighting
>Tacitly mention this to senior staff
>Let nature take its course
I totally don't wage psychological warfare in the workplace on a daily basis. That would be unethical.

>> No.51002691

>>51001994
Have sex with her husband

>> No.51002712

>>51001994
Tell her you want to fill her with babies while you're slamming her cervix. When she takes a maternal leave of absence you make your move.

>> No.51002755

>>51001994
I know that taking over all your boss’ work and doing so well that he gets a big promotion doesn’t work.
Anyone got any other ideas?

>> No.51002859
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>>51001994
Unironically?
Bake her fattening pies and cakes and than give them to her. Make it more and more fattening every-time. Eventually she will get so fat she will be hospitalized. While she is there, you make your move and have sex with her secretary.