/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for chink PnD GCT & 20 halts!

Physical.
NRGU.
Shares.

What broker is everyone using for GCT?

Cant seem to find it.

EU based btw

Degenerate gamblers meets debauchery gay sex orgies. The perfect match of /smg/ with gay transexuals. Who knew monkey poop would bring together all the communities.

#freeTPOXX
#packmybags
#siga

MY MONEYYYYY

>>50995337
based oilchad

>small caps YTD
jesus christ it's fucking brutal

I truly hate the typical market freakout that happens around options expiration. Jesus fucking christ it just shows how shortsighted and greedy Big Money is. They could literally make the market steadily go up forever but instead they want to play shitty schoolyard games with billions of dollars worth of speculation. Absolute faggots.

Can snap go back to $80

>>50995356
not as bad as small cap value

>>50995311
>world is overpopulated and climate change is driven by humans
>now i have the perfect pretext to commit a genocide and the executioners think they're saving the world

>>50995363
if by $80 you mean $0, yes.

My Jewish dad works at BBBY headquarters and he said Cohen is buying his shares back

>>50995363
No.

>GCT

>>50995368
that entire sector is just utterly fucked, it's insane that it's been going on to the point where companies have lost almost 100% over the year, not even just 80% and then rebounding, but STILL falling

The market is going to start tanking, the likes of which have never been seen since 1929 starting in september.

>>50995311
Based

>>50995363
yes

>>50995382

That's a weird way of saying yes

>>50995392
Growth has been bending value over the table for over a decade. I don't think the value premium exists anymore

Yep. Another day to sell AMD puts

>>50995360
That's pretty retarded since although models may tell you otherwise, volatility reduces risk if you hold long enough. Giving you more chance to add lower or selling high when it's beneficial. So I say I like it.

>>50995337
>>50995348
oil kings reporting in,
"esg" peasants move the fuck away
>inb4 muh recession
by the time we drop -10% you drop -80% faggots.
oil is up
dividends are up
earnings are up
buyback is on full speed

YOU. CANT. STOP. OIL. FAGGOTS

>>50995368
I vaguely recall reading somewhere how arbitrary and poorly structured "value" and "growth" ETFs are. They just blindly lump together hidden gems with imminent bankruptcies due to low P/E ratios or whatever.

Maybe more carefully selected names are performing better?

>>50995429
this lil nigga fucking gets it.

>>50995432
>Maybe more carefully selected names are performing better?
nope, they've all been bundled together regardless of how they actually perform financially; it'll be a surprise to see any that haven't suffered massive hits YTD

>>50995383
nice try baggie
i'll order you some strong rope

>>50995429
>>50995348
>>50995337

desu I really wish I traded oil earlier and sold in june or so instead of diamond handing it.

>>50995422
starting to think i'll never partake in a celebratory red bean rice

Siga bros is this it? Will it ever be green again?

>>50995448
OK, I only mention that because I remember people shilling stuff like Foot Locker as a more genuine value stock and it...holy shit.

>>50995432
Value is easy you can look at shit like PE ratio. For example TSM at one point this year being 11 while Tesla was 140

But growth I have no fucking idea. On paper its supposed to be because the company has good fundamentals, growing revenue, low debt, etc. But that's a lot of variables to fuck up. GE was the ultimate growth stock before it fucking died

>tfw the oil company you bought was SU

>>50995468
It will never be green again until Monday.

>>50995468
We thrive in a bear market. Because we caused the markets to go red. That is the motto of the - SIGGA's.

>>50995394
I believe the september crash is going to be priced in before it hits. We're only green from now on bobo

>>50995468
It's almost green right now. Options expiration is today. There's Jewish bullshit going on. Wait until Monday and well be back.

the new BBBY cult cope is that there is some sort of law that makes it so all of ryan gohen's profits go back to BBBY. "guys he wouldn't do this to us its part of the plan trust us. its jet fuel for the MOASS 2 MORE WEEKS"

>>50995337

Based OILer

>>50995479
>tfw the oil company you bought was Lukoil
16$ cost average. one of these days I will see return.

>>50995490
You cannot price in a black swan event faggot. Get WRECKED> HAHAHahHAhAH

>>50995504
Embarrassing

>>50995363
No, not anymore.
Ask yourself who uses Snap's product these days? Do you?

>>50995468
I'm green until it goes back to 10.42

>>50995311
I lost over half my account on GSUN

What's a risky play that can 3x today?

I am MAD I was doing so well the last month just holding AMD. I need a big win

>>50995468
Set limit order under $22.49
Buy back in at EoD

Do not touch until Monday.

>>50995504
they are coping so hard they'd rather celebrity worship his ass

>>50995510
I sort of wonder if everyone buying cheeky Russian shares is the equivalent of buying, like, BMW shares in 1935. Or IG Farben.

I want to make money with no work by just clicking buttons on my computer once and a while, stock for this dream?

>>50995542
>allowing the brokerage to draw a grid that is designed to alter your perceptions
ngmi

>>50995461
I restored 40% of my losses because that faggot jay pow opened his mouth in June. But I don't care because I got +8% yield hike on CTRA. Picrel is UNG and it tracks the natgas price. Marcellus Shale is the biggest shale natural gas patch in North America and CTRA and EQT are the major drillers there. This is a long term hold

>>50995510
>>tfw the oil company you bought was Lukoil

lmao, what kind of a complete retard would do something like that

>>50995552
>once and a while,
Google "diamond dozen stocks"

>>50995549
Maybe, all I know is I was willing to risk 10k because the risk/reward looked good. I think the Ukraine thing will slip out of general consciousness soon and things will return to normal. Western governments are going to have other things to be hysterical about.

>>50995553
I am the only human alive that is immune to propaganda, were you not aware?

It's doing a Lil sumthin

algo activity alerts have been triggered. alert level status is extreme.

>>50995586
One day we will make money... one day

We trade against the stock market. We thrive when others crash. We are the SIGGA's YOU motherfucking BIATCHHH!!!

We here to save yo GAY motherfucking ASS!! so yall can continue eating them motherfucking gay ass!

>>50995588
the term is dime a dozen I believe

>>50995510
>buying russian stocks
might've as well bought stocks in Zambia lmao what a moron

>>50995490
The greater depression is not priced in. You have no idea what is coming. You will see the collapse of the "too big to fail" banks, and centralized banking as a whole.

Am I a sociopath if I get off on redditors losing their mortgages and student loans to a jewish scam?

>>50995417
That's exactly what they want you to believe.

>>50995624
go away kpop poster

>>50995610
I’m in as well.

>>50995510
bro, of all the hecking oil cos to pick..........................

>>50995630
The Quasar gots himself over a dozen of these and they're making that dick hard like diamonds. Real diamond dozen type shit.

>>50995644
Ah, but Zambian stocks don't have the US government engage HODL mode for you.

So I have a little timing question..
The APE dividend is paid by AMC today after close. Monday is the first ex-dividend trading day. So if I short or long AMC today I will also be short/long APE shares on Monday. Standard stuff.

How does that interact with option exercise? Suppose I sell a put and it gets exercised on Saturday morning, putting me in a long position. Do I get shares or not?

>>50995671
I did have XOM for the first quarter as well. Sold too early but whatever. Also made a nice payday shorting oil futures contracts that time it went up over 130$. Only oil plays I've made this year feels bad.

Seeing the people reacting to GCT sort of surprises me and the fact that it's happened 3 times prior before really has people's expectations warpped.

Robinshit just made me solve 5 of these before I could make a trade

>>50995707
meet the new baggies, same as the old baggies

>>50995690
Each call or put will equal 100 amc + 100 ape

11$ in 20 minutes. I’m making more than a wage flipper. Yep, I’m going to be rich, who wants to come on my yacht?

recession averted!

>>50995713
That shit happened to me with BBBY
it only seems to happen on the trades that need to be executed within seconds.

The kikery is unreal.

>>50995720
it's funny how the whole sentiment is the same. Hell even all the bots that's telling people to hold and all that. If people were smart about it. they take profits and let the winnings ride at least you would cover your cost basis. I'm interested to see how many days this one goes before they rug pull.

>>50995729
you didn't even make a dozen dollars and you think you're going to be buying diamonds? lmfao gtfo

Help. Somebody. Anybody.

>>50995713
>giving hedgefunds more time to take opposite bets on your position

>>50995724
thanks

>>50995713
Lmao wtf did you do to piss off your rabbi?

bbby is dead, long live bbby

market overall should correct prolly a bit more 5% at least now which is gud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfh8T0X5qyM

>>50995713
>b-but muh interface
haha get fucked RH shitters

Should have bought two and sold one for beer money today and save the other for the premarket Monday Jewish exit pump

>>50995659
A bit. I mostly pity them. I think most of the people who got fucked on GME are the type of people who would spend their entire lives waging in a gas station and die at 65.

>>50995754
You’re just jealous bud, I’m going to be seeing green from now on, living the dream while you’re crying and being sad. Yeah just so you know, you’re fat and your gay. Loser. I don’t even know why I’m wasting time on you, even if I make no money or end up homeless Atleast I know I’m not gay and fat like you anon, a gay fat loser is what you are. Fat ass.

>>50995730
roflcopter

I'm getting fucked slowly and gently.

>>50995784
please post updates every $10 change instead of every $20

>>50995802
This niggers would have spent their money on scratch offs and lottery tickets. A nigger and their money are soon parted.

>>50995659
may I introduce you to those who buy Chinese pump and dumps? The Chinese was impressive in faking a huge pump just to get all the baggies in. Happened a few times now. It's actually impressive.

I got 5k in cash do I just wait

>XOM position up 105%
>babby size of 3k only
feels good but also idk

>i should have bought more
every fucking time

>>50995688
nigger, my family bought those 1990s vouchers in Russia, it's a scam just like everything else in russia lmao, if you want fun international stocks just by IXUS ETF then at least you can sell it at the bottom like all /biz/raelis do

>>50995841
Oh, I am well versed in the chinese scam pumps. They truly are masters at their craft.

>>50995859
you know, a lot of people got very rich of those vouchers…

Butter is now electronically protected in Germany.
how do we profit?

I'm feeling pretty bullish today my fellow bears, not only are we finally nice and red (and therefore green for my folio) but I also got a raise today. Still going to interview at competitors though.

>>50995819
Okay

>>50995878
>a lot
yeah, I even happen to know the names of that (((lot))) they also have passports of a very (((particular))) country that happens to be located in the Middle East.

Bros... it's over.

>>50995888
short kebab stands

>>50995888
Long generic AirTags. I think Nordic Semiconductor is the relevant chipmaker but I'm not sure if they supply anyone other than Apple.

>>50995809
wow... the quasar can't believe how intolerant this investment community is. it's bad enough the looks and judge mental comments i get when me and my non-white girl go out, but to think people on here are going to fat shame me and use homosexuality as some kind of insult. The Quasar is going to write about this experience in his blog to get moral support from the comments.

>>50995812
>er durr not even a dozen dollerinos!!!
Fuck you faggot I’m making my dreams come true you cock sucking faggot. I hope you lose all your money so you have to sell yourself on the street like the whore you are. Pussy.

The Quasar should kill xirself

Shill me your oil and coal tickers, /smg/bros

>>50995888
sometimes you get what you fucking deserve.

>>50995907
as long as this man is on tiktok there is some hope for young men I rather deal with alpha gymbros then basedboys

>>50995859
Considering it's Sberbank I'd say the odds of it closing out of the blue like some fly-by-night gypsy shop are pretty low. I picked up the share just to enjoy the fun dynamics of Plunge -> Sanctions -> Nationalization? Unsanctioning/mooning?

Oh god its in freefall AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50995811

>>50995907
i don't even like Tate, but that's so fucking gay, i hate this world. Let a retard be a retard with his retard fans if he wants. Fucking dystopic

>>50995962
and that's a good thing!

>>50995907
Based, this proves that he's worth listening to

>>50995907
>Andrew Tate

>>50995645
Trust me bobo I have an idea.
All in SQQQ
t. Europoor about to experience nuclear winter.

So today some asshole called The Quasar a fat loser homosexual. It hurt so bad that he had to come here to tell everybody that insulting some one because of their weight or the gender of their spouse is wrong. It's bad enough The Quasar gets called a race traitor and gets stared at when ever he takes his girl out, but this was just wrong on so many levels.

/end blog.

>>50995970
absolute dystopian clownworld

>>50995888
long cricket butter

>>50995940
Vermilion Energy VET
has exposure to oil and European natgas
see EU natgas prices: https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/eu-natural-gas
That's like $70/mmBtu right now or over $390/boe

5k worth of pepsi yes or no

>>50996020
No, people selling out of pepsi.

>>50995962
...s-source?

Buy tost dip.

>>50996020
No. There's no way you'd drink all that before it expires.

My SAVA bear call spreads have lost 30% of their value today. Based IV crush. They were 200% yesterday, 300% the day before, and now back down to a cool 150%

>>50996020
It’s going to go flat before you can drink it all :(

>>50996072
Pepsi expires?

>>50996067
>>50995962
>ekz_(robotekz)
nm found it

Zimchads I'm feeling extremely fucking demoralized

>>50995985
Hey your fat lol. You are gay too and are a loser. What kind of gay name is Quasar? Talking about yourself in the third person is what every gay fat man does when he’s out in public trying to be cool. Nobody cares about your feelings quasar the gay fat man who is also a race traitor and is very gay.

>>50996103
At the very least you'd need some SodaStream shit to recarbonate it after a few months.

>>50995757
Pathetic

>>50995363
Best I can do is 80 cents

>>50995888
SHOW THE IN-STORE PRICES HANS

>>50995940
ARLP. It's the sixth largest coal producer in the US, and the five above it are all fucked up financially; most have restructured after declaring bankruptcy or some shit. They, on the other hand, have nice earnings and pay a nice 7% dividend... and *somebody* has to sell the poor shivering krauts the coal they need for the old coal generators they're dusting off.

Devon (DVN) is another good one, though I haven't actually bought any yet. Their earnings are solid and growing.

>>50996067
Who knows?

The rocket ship is now ready for liftoff.

Got out of GTC. might slurp a little if it dips below to 30$

>>50995909
bad idea they are just laundering money they don't care about the economy

>>50996123
Stop calling The Quasar a race traitor!!!

there really are some stupid faggots in here
yesterday I was saying "man i wish i had held those august 19 bbby 17 puts I would be up 400% tomorrow" and some retard types
"hurr durr it wouldnt go that far up because of IV hurr *dicksucking noises*"
yeah well its up 450% today dipshit

then another stupid faggot says "hurr durr UVXY NEVER outperforms VIX not ever heres a gay ass chart hurr"
well how about today you stupid cumsucker? FUCK

I watched the movie Click last night and had a really great time. It’s a movie about a guy who finds a remote in Bed Bath and Beyond! It’s such a fun movie because the remote he finds is actually not just a remote! It controls time! Its such a quirky concept and I really enjoyed watching it, the fact that he finds a remote that controls time was found in the “BEYOND” section was such a fun and silly way of saying their is more to just Beds and Baths, there’s also Beyond the Bed and the Bath. I really like how the directors sneakily put that in there, it really added a smooth twist to a very family friendly movie. My children after watching were asking to go to Bed Bath and Beyond to find the remote! We all had a cheerful laugh, it was a great time watching Adam Sandler in the New movie Click. A great cinematic performance for any family!

>>50996205
same, got a little too cocky predicting the top but still made a couple hundred bucks

>>50996252
Why would you take advice from somebody who sucks dick? It's like trusting a woman with money, something you just should never do. See Cathy fucking Woods.

Quasar tripcode is #404

>>50996187
hot
I quite like big girls

>>50996279
and baggies is 9999

And right on time, here comes the fed to pump the market the moment volume is low enough.

>>50996279
G_DDAMN IT!!! NOW THERE'S GOING TO BE LIKE 20 QUASARS!!!

>>50996259

>>50996259
click is one of Sandlers best movies really makes you want to enjoy everyday and your family/friends.

>>50996289
LEAVE THE BAGLER ALONE HE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN!

>>50996252
you know we just lie to you about everything because you're white right

>>50996301
what's with jews and trip codes.

>>50996259
Aw man, I loved that movie. Made me cry desu.

>>50996130
In a plastic bottle, that is true, but in a can, you have about a year.


Verification not required.

>>50996264
based. Congrats m8!

>>50995985
Are you black?

Looks like we are just going to crab here. Some crash huh

>>50996335
No I'm white.

>>50996340
Yeah, this is some weak opex fuckery.

Have gains /biz/cels.
Touch cash.

>>50996364
>cash
>Getting inflation raped

>>50996308
Go watch Happy Gilmore again, and rethink what you just said.

when do i slurp SOXL? is it ogre?

>>50996340
The crash isn't for a few months.

>>50996340

It's funny how I'm so used to -2% Nasdaq days that I don't even feel it anymore

>>50996374
>muh flations
you fight that in anything denominated in dollars dumbass

>>50995337
NRGU isn’t oil. It’s SOXL for oil.

>>50996379
DO IT NOW

>>50996410
When you get numb to big daily losses is when you lose the most

>>50995907
bros...

>>50996447
spoopy

>>50996379
lmfao buy some now

I'm gone for a day and now Big Corporate is shorting the S&P500. Why didn't I get the Memo?
I'm loosing monaies

>>50996247
Race traiting gay fat man! Hahaha

>>50996448
Bros, If this is a chud then I don't wanna be soi

Don't listen to the oil fags trying to sell you the top. Right now is a great entry on DRIP

>>50996418
I'm posting shit, dumbass.

>>50995907
who is this chinless goblin

>>50996497
>>50996448
his father was a nigger

I only get to trade on Friday and I never know what to do

>>50996537
Buy shit, hope it goes up

Diagonal crab all day, you know what that means.

>>50996492
At least I'm not a nigger like (you).

>>50996526
That explains the sex trafficking.
Anyone holding ASML?

>>50996019
>>50996162
>that pump
Am I late

>>50996587
I’m white.

what if Sanna is forced to resign in disgrace and has to start an OnlyFans

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SIGA SCAM PUMP?

I THOUGHT BOND ETFS GO UP DURING A CRASH WHY ARE THEY DUMPING TOO

>>50996587
man, saying you get ignored by everyone really fucked you up, huh?

>>50996587
You're worse than a nigger, you're a tripfag

PROTIP
RESPONDING TO NAMEFAGGOTS IS JUST AS BAD AS NAMEFAGGING
END THIS FUCKING CANCER
KILL YOUR LOCAL NAMEFAG

>>50996615
bond ETFs go down when rates go up. Rates go up.

>>50996622
>NAMEFAGGOTS
checked trip dubs
hes a tripfaggot and the other loser is an avatarfag

>>50996419
Fuck I cannot decide between SQQQ or NRGU

>>50996612
I will pirate that shit so hard.

>>50995962
Maam i'll show you what's possible.

>>50996319
>you know we just lie to you about everything because you're white right
who the fuck is 'we'?
also 4channel is like 70% mexican in 2022 youre mostly lying to fellow browns

>>50996662
are you fucking serious? gross

You know what, the Quasar doesn't have to put up with this shit. The Quasar is going to start his own /smg/.

Should I buy BITF

why the FUCK is siga going up, monkeypoz was debunked as a right-wing conspiracy theory

>>50996662
you're not a spic you know what "we" means
i'm not supposed to tell you about the discord

>>50996599
>>50996162
>that ESG score
kek

>>50996642
>lose in crypto
>lose in stocks
>lose in bonds
JUST

Ok ok wallstreet I get it all growth stocks are completely worthless and I should sell everything now.
I remember I was warned that these wallstreet types are retarded when I got into this

This shit is absolutely 100% guaranteed to pump hard at some point this afternoon. We might still end the day down, but it will be down like 0.25% or something. Stocks simply do not go down lately.

>>50996662
I didn't realize I was posting with a bunch of Latinx people. How do you do fellow posters? Have you guys heard this one? What do you get when you mix a nigger with a latinx? You get a Choco-Taco.

>>50996615
this is why i dont love the bobo/mumu dichotomy
it doesnt suffice to be a bobo, you still have to pick the right hedge, or you lose more than the mumus

>>50996687
the discord is fucking gay
i took one look at the autistic rules in the pastebin and noped out

The ones shorting nasdaq now are probably the same guys who sold apple back in 2000 to make a 5% return

>>50996692
>ESG controversies
holy shit this needs be an index

>>50996715
I'm curious how many of these pics you have

>>50996675
Good. This general needs more high quality tripfags, like bagholder extraordinaire.

somebody get me that faggot powell on the phone now and tell him to push the fucking buy buttom immediately or there WILL be consequences.

>>50996717
lol there isn't really a discord
...is there?
discord is a groomer site anyway

No big moves on Fridays they said

>>50996648
Nrgu is high ticket! So you buy 5-10 to make $30-$100 bucks every once n a while.

it seems that germany had 5% inflation in one month, fyi

>>50996692
Looks like we have found the next /smg/ stonk

fuck ESG and fuck trannies

Post gookfu nudes God dammit. I've only seen her tits. The more important matter is how she styles her public hair.

>>50996732
I have 198 but there are more out there
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/emoting-mokou

>>50996379
semiconductor's are just bags of sand, worth nothing...

If you don't siga you will not make it during this next epic crash. If you haven't noticed it trades against the nasdaq, dow and s&p.

>>50996756

>>50996252
It's always this way. To this day I'm not sure if they do it on purpose or people here love saying stupid shit.

I would never do this

>>50996648
Well both are bets on higher interest rates/inflation so maybe 50-50 before the 10 year breaks 3% Monday?

>>50996715
Short term bonds are going down, even "inflation-protected securities" are going down, WTF

>>50996762
Are there more? Only seen the tiddies

digits and clown market has some random pump and ends the day green

>>50996692
>ESG Controversies Score: 10
Jesus, did they bulldoze a national park and call someone a nigger on the latest earnings call?

>>50996768

>>50996526
True, but he was a high iq light skin one though

>>50996762
How much pubic hair is too much? Asking for a friend

>>50996798
Short term bonds? they are up what are you talking about??

>>50996802
trips we hit breakers

>>50996756
Nah, bro, that was the YoY numb...
>Producer Price Index (YoY)(Jul) 37.2%

>>50996615
Because inflation is at fucking 8.5%, WHY WOULD YOU HOLD A BOND WITH A SUB 3% YIELD??? Inflation fears drove the yields down for a while but no, INFLATION is still a big fucking problem.

>>50996750
>>50996794
nvm faggot eu broker dont let you trade this.
just sold 120SQQQ to get some too kek

>>50996762
If you want to see something like that you're going to have to subscribe to her only fans.

>this unbroken slow walk up with absolutely no volume on options expiry day
what the actual fuck is happening right now siggers, explain yourselves

Oh god... I just took the most burning dump...
Even worse than my TQQQ dump today

>>50996852
just bought sept30 5.5 bbby puts

>>50995311
test

goddamn fucking bitch bastards stole 50 of my SIGA shares.

>>50996756
I tell you a secret. It is the way germany puts out it's data. It was the same with covid deaths or cases I remember. You can confirm this by just looking at the previous MoM inflation numbers. Also PPI doesn't matter much because germany is not a big producer country. This is what makes this dump fake and gay as fuck

>>50996798
>even "inflation-protected securities" are going down
Aside from the inflation narrative moderating, won't TIPS be rekt by QT? The Fed owns some ridiculous fraction of that market and have been using it to suppress inflation expectations.

>>50996852
Get some 3x CFDs or whatever you Euros have and weight them as 10% of each index constituent: https://www.bmoetns.com/Documents/Global/Big_Oil_Fact_Sheet.pdf

>>50996834
All the short term bond ETFs I can find are down <1% the past week which isn't very much BUT STILL

>Warren Buffet buying 50% of OXY
I'm bout to bust A NUT

soxl is going the wrong way

>>50996901

>>50996901
Is that what that jump is? Good for king boomer.

>>50996892
Will try and find some leveraged natgas etf, no etn allowed.

OXY BROS

>>50996926
>leveraged natgas etf
Be careful I got rekt with one of those before, natgas can swing like a shitcoin

>>50996815
>>50996758
>>50996725
Financials are rock solid. I’m hesitant only because they are already up 100%+ YTD. I’m not trying to buy the top of coal kek

Hedgies screwed us with this BBBY rugpull.
Cohen should be hanged.

>>50996901
stop

SIGA chads, is this a fake pump?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

get a load of the candles on spy. making my dick hard as a rock.

>>50996944
But I love leverage ETFs, look at SQQQ printing

SOMEBODY POST THE FINNISH WHORE PM DANCING I'M GETTING FUCKING HEEMED AND NEED A DISTRACTION NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50996961
You can't just ban qt girls on /smg/. You don't have the authority.

>>50996926
Eh, what >>50996944 said. American natgas certainly has some upside but I think >>50995561 and his shale gas producers might be a more stable option.

>>50996692
tempting but I feel like your buying the top

If the SPY is going to dump hard again wouldn’t it first have to make a double or triple top? Don’t wanna hold my shorts and see us open back at last week’s highs on Monday

it's time to make 'a nigger' drink again-

i wonder if the skill of making a 'nigger' drink but nothing else would be enough to get hired as a bartender :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxALmkGu_Lw

>tfw I had 10 spy 425 puts at 1.04 cost and i sold them for a loss before close yesterday and could have tripled my fucking money today

>>50996995
Thank you anons
ofc sqqq pumps right after selling 120 to buy gas fff

>>50996983
you realize everytime a new video drops the market dips right?

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU YOU FUCKING SHIT

GCT is taking off again

>>50997016
IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT CAN'T DROP ANYMORE R-RIGHT MANG R-R-RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50996949

>>50996901
I'm still baffled by his continued attraction to the worst producer of the pack.

>>50996983
calm yourself down brother
whores are dime a dozen
Money>>whores brother

>>50996962
Yes, the fakest and gayest.
But to be fair, everything about SIGA is gay.

>>50996259
Pure kino

>>50996982
SQQQ is my jam this tightening season, honestly all you have to do is hold it until the fed ACTUALLY pivots and markets ACTUALLY bottom when something ACTUALLY breakes. But be fucking patient.

>>50996949
You did this to yourself stupid faggot.

>>50996259
wtf

>TQQQ 35.16
>8/19 35c 0.35
i hate them so much bros

>>50997051
added to my sqq short since last week. up to 2400 shares of sqqq. didnt sell when it was even -10k two days ago. Wgmi bro

>>50997044
Heil Hitler Brother!

>>50997077
your script didn't work faggie

>>50997042
Hasn't he actually said that before? But his hands are tied due to liquidity; he can't just throw $100m stacks at the tiny 3 P/E producers.

>>50997051
I am unironically DCAing into SQQQ.
All in. Will use the cash from the 120 sold to try and get more

>>50997044
if whores have dimes by the dozen, wouldnt it be prudent to collect whores; and not JUST money? two birds with one stone, kinda thing???

>>50996949
you purchased stock in bed bath and beyond a shitty store that serves no purpose. lmao

>>50997023
the exact day after my 2 month -50% short hits a stop loss
its back up 8% today
GOD DAMN IT

Anyone mind giving me why Buffet is buying OXY? has a very low PE ration and it pays a dividend.

Is this a buy??

>>50996962
i kinda hope so cuz i wanted to slurp some more sept calls but i waited too long
could really use some IV on the dump

on my second cup of pourover coffee this morning
get ready toilet bowl

>>50997084
Sir I am Bagholder Extreme, the greasiest, slimiest, asshole Jew ITT.

>>50996901
>OXY
>tfw was in at 15 and sold at 33 thinking I was an absolute genius
It still hurts

I have never invested outside of my 401k. how do I turn 100k into something more

>>50996901
that's a man

>>50996949
>hedgies
go back to fucking reddit

>>50997134
gold kneepads?

>>50997094
BRO SQQQ is a practically a win, it's just a matter of when. The yield curve already told us that, but what prices are you expecting when China invades Taiwan?? Is it possible to see $800+ again??

>>50997095
Pimping is not easy.

>>50997134
just beeee yourself m9

>>50997094
Me too, dont even look at my balance, just add SQQQ any time I can. Yes we are betting against big tech and the entire economy, but you know what fuck everything.

>>50996259
I was bummed out by the >2% NDX drop, but reading this made me want to kill myself, well done

>>50997092
I'm not sure he's mentioned OXY, but he has discussed the limits of scale.
Still weird to me. Someone should just roll up all those 3x P/E shitcos and make bank.

is anyone holding GCT over the weekend?

>>50997118
Do you have multiple personality disorder or are you just that starved for attention

nEW
>>50997192
>>50997192
>>50997192

>>50996824
Yeah and unironically better looking than his creatura of a son

>>50996884
>PI doesn't matter much because germany is not a big producer country
>germany
>not a big producer country
???

>>50997204
yes china is a big producer

but PPI doesn't matter either way

Learned that here in this thread and never questioned it

>>50996949
>bbby rugpull

it's just when the lemmings run to buy penny stock no trickery. you dont have to be even experienced or talented trader to know they sell off. also you need live time short float not 2 weeks late reports

>>50997134
>we are in a clown market
>we are in a recession spiraling into a depression
>don't believe the lies

>>50997213
Yeah but producing a lot of garbage isn't valuable.

>>50996544
Hah I get the joke. It's like a play on words. It's a shrimp in the tank and the girl says "shrimple" instead of saying simple. It's even better with the picture to go along with it. Really ties the room together

>>50998538
>the girl
Excuse me, she has a name. It's "Osaka" (well, her nickname)

>>50998645
Sorry I have not met her

>>50998698
Well she's not very bright, but she has a good heart