/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm ashamed that I didn't listen to the boomers in the 90s who hated on Billy boy here.

I should not have bought SOXL at $20

>>50993708
FUCK YOU GSUN POSTER

Rotated SOXL into SQQQ
Is this it? Did I start the ultimate pump?

Mumu bros...your fake rally is already over

>>50993708
i wish them well

>>50993708
>>50993735
no white father could ever be happy with this. He can molest and rape as many children as he wants. Deep down he cares. Serves him right.

>>50993746
Something something digital heroin

something for scorned siga sissies?

>>50993708
NIGGERED!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HIS BLOODLINE IS DEAD

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50993784
and that's a good thing, here's why!

GCT unhalted again

you didn't get HOOKED, did you?

>>50993780
preparation H

>>50993704
look at the FX indices, EUR has been more stable than CHF, stop falling for memes

i was always more of a Ballmerchad anyway

>>50993780
>scorned siga sissies
>Up 42%

Hurts so good

SIGA please! I just need one green day! Just one!

>>50993780
forgot pic

>>50993753
Ouch! good thing i didn't buy that one at open!

Well I waited too long to get out of GCT and got fucked.

>>50993795
i always get hooked bro, it's kinda my deal

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>50993768
In the end, the devil gets his due.

please sirs keep redeeming for the village

>>50993794
Halted again.

Is it going to repump? I already am up for the week I should quit while I'm ahead.

>>50993708
$zm

>>50993753
>>50993820
CHINK'D

>>50993768
he doesn't rape children, he watches children be raped. is and will always be a grand cuck.

Whoever told me in the last thread that that was the top for GCT and good luck, thank you. I cancelled the order and bought some other shit instead.

>>50993813
I'm too afraid to touch it but at some point intel becomes a good buy... no?

>reddit trying to pump bbby as hard as they can
go baggies go! make a good show!

>>50993865
im surprised it's trading over 10$
But eh,baggies.

Why do stocks halt so much fucking boomers should just upgrade to a blockchain-based system

ha ha, good one bobo, but come on bro it's over

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYTHING IS CRASHING!!! EVEN SIGA IS CRASHING!!!! SIGA TRADED INVERSELY WITH THE STOCK MARKET WHAT'S GOING ON!!! SSSSHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>50993865
Got in at 4.89, got out at 21-23 after the gigadump. Good times desu.

>>50993851
That was me. Glad you didn't get toasted. That's paying it forward from the anon that pointed out it was moving. I caught 34-40 and jumped right out.

And retards say reddit is better for stocks.

>>50993865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl4AZxk7SBE

The Quasar used that little dip on AAPL to sell his puts for twice as much as he paid for them. The Quasar is swimming in this shit making fucking money, while all y'all niggers are thinking of killing yourselves. #ThinkorSwim

>>50993846
I thought I could neeenja but got neeenja'd instead. Halting is such bullshit kikery.

The dump resumes next week,mumu

>>50993897
the big problem is cohen sold 10 million shares
reddit needs to buy $100 million worth of stock to make it up

holy shit W down 15% on news they are laying off some corporate HR roasties

buy W right fucking now
layoffs are BULLISH
I dont know why nobody else understands this

sold some naked spy 0dte 428 calls to buy boars head deli ham. i simply refuse to pay up for the premium brands.

>>50993858
INTC could be a good buy if you intend to hold for 15 years. Too much risk, not enough reward for me.

Happy Friday lads. Remember that the best investment is in yourself and your skillset, branch out and work hard.

>>50993909
>down 1%
>crashing

>>50993942
uh, who is going to write up straight white males for company thought crime infractions now?

SIGA will NEVER be green again. This isn’t your make it ticket. You will never have sex.

>>50993943
Unbelievable based anon

>>50993960
Thanks anon hope you have a good weekend

im 100% in cash boys since yesterday ;)

More like Nasdump, am I right?!

>>50994009
you cheeky bastard

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>50994009
based short term capital gains enjoyer

Just let me exit, reeeeee

Kek nothing personal

>>50993968
That’s what ai is for.

buy W

buy W

buy W

>>50993942
I dunno man, if all these roasties are losing their jobs how are they going to stay in their homes long enough to buy shit from wayfair to decorate them? Do they have a 0 money down no interest for 90 months sale going on?

When is Powell going to come out and say we are hiking 100 bp In September?

>>50994052
>100BP
That would be extremely painful

>>50993943
it would be a shame if this got you heemed hahah

>>50994025
Do you feel in charge mumu

>>50994068
You're a big market

>>50994052
>100 bp
Well there you are Surprise Jackson Hole Announcement! What are you doing hiding under the bed!

Lotta Baneposting going on today. Was this planned?

>>50994096
the guy who played bane was only 5'8" so he was most likely on a platform lol

>SPY * DXY / 100
>Nominal ATH, Jan 4th, 2022: 474.02 * 96.28 / 100 = 456.39
>Aug 16th, 2022: 429.70 * 106.43 / 100 = 457.33
Remove the effect of the dollar and we reached a new real ATH last Tuesday

round two on GC. this is ending the day at 50$(NotFinancialAdvice)

Is snap the next meme stock?

>>50994155
GCT*

>>50994155
GCT is still pumping

>>50994154
Rut roh raggy

is anybody still reading zerohedge articles,
or like me is just there for the headlines and the boomer rage in the comments?

how do I profit from sanna marin completely blowing herself out

>>50994155
>halted again

>>50994154

>>50993960
The second best investment is the frens we made along the way.

>>50994177
Why didnt you guys shill this to me?

>>50994198
because its obviously a chink p and d

>>50994163
WEBR maybe

and wallah wallah just like that,
the s&p 500 will retrace back to 4258pts with breakneck speed.

>>50994154
This is reality for all the euros holding a SP500 etf, now that the euro is so weak

>>50994198
Because it keeps getting halted and it's a chink pump and dump scam!

Tfw no stupid whore prime minister gf

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1560015797367488517

>>50994154
>my currency is the stable currency!

>>50994025
awww widdle mumu upset?

>>50994045
Don't even need AI, some jeet scriptwork bot could serve privilege checking emails for a fraction of the cost and with just as much effect on target.

>>50994232
She should unironically make an OnlyFans to boost the economy of Binland

>>50994240
>DXY isn't the best measure we have of how the dollar changes value
ok, find better

>>50994025
well do something man

Some dump you got there. The most easy going kiddy slope I have seen on the nasdaq today.

>the approaching 3% on the 10yr

Oldfags: Is plan ed suicide a reasonable retirement strategy?

>tfw went from making 4k on bbby to losing $100
feels bad man

I've still got 3 $25 calls for 9/2. You guys think there will be a dead cat? I've already written them off anyway

>>50994270
You just know she got to that position on her merits alone :)

>>50994281
It has serious tax implications

>>50994270
>ok, find better
My preferred dollar index is USDOLLAR, the dow jones fxcm dollar index

>>50994232
The west was a mistake.

>>50994300
I should add that for a general gauge of the dollar the DXY is fine.

>>50994281
It is in Canada (MAiD)

Have fun with the high blood pressure GCT bros.

>>50994287
>dead cat
>down 60% from strike
anon i...

>>50994154
So we're at an all time high in Euros. I guess that's cool, if you're a eurocuck.

>>50994279
>even 6-month is higher than 10Y
lmao

>>50994300
Google and Yahoo have no data on what it was more than a few days ago

>>50994329
>halted again

>>50994279
LE 10 YEAR YIELD

>>50994184
I'd blow her out if you know what I mean.

>>50994025
You can monitor the situation buddy

>>50994353
ngl I like that jacket

>>50994348
It would help you understand why there's no relief in the NDX.
>>50994346
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=usdollar

mumu bros....seems like your fake rally failed again

>>50994335
That means that in terms of real value there's not as much headroom for going up as it would seem. You'd think we're 11.3% below ATH and thus have room to go up further, but that might be misleading.

>>50994287
It's not even breaking the resistance after the first 'recovery' from today's smackdown. RSI is going higher but price is not. That's right it'll crash again. Get vored loser

>>50994349
Isn't there a limit to how many times something can get halted?

GCT seems like a legit company, look into them. i couldn't find anything too musky on their website.

>>50994287
You got to greedy and learned the hard way. Always take profit when you see it, especially when trading weeklies.

I swear if the jews dump it below the 200 ema today

>>50994333
Delta is still .17
I've already secured my bags and I'm not going to average them down

>>50994213
Grillin like a villain

This seems like a really nice lottery ticket.. $11.80 breakeven on BBBY by 9/2? Let's do it

how do i profit off of germoids freezing to death starting in october?

>>50994399
some people just don't learn lmfao

>>50994383
That's literally all chink pump and dump companies do
>make legit looking website
>cash out on foreigner money
>get delisted
>rinse and repeat

>>50994408

>bbby back below $11

>>50994399
>Buying options with 700% IV

>>50994399
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50994374
Thanks, so using the same dates as >>50994154
USDOLLAR went up 5.959% while DXY went up 10.54%, so maybe using DXY overstates how high we are now.

Halted again??!!

>>50994184
The absolute level of kvetching in finnish mainstream media right now
>nooooo it's all the leaker's fault
>nooooo the prime minister did nothing wrong partying with celebrity crackheads

>>50994370
IKR? It's like 50s greasercore. Knife fights, Chevy Bell Aires, etc.

>>50994408
Germany nat gas storage is full. Stop reading zerohedge

did anyones car insurance premium go up 10% or more? My fucking ford ranger went from 260 to 370.

>>50994455
Fuck this shit.

>>50994399
kek based retard

>>50994483
source euroshitter?

>>50994486
Yes. 2012 Tacoma as a good boi driver got a 10% hit this year on policy.

So who's got the good tea leaves for next week's pump and dump.

at this point I dont think its worth the heart attack looking at GCT. Shit can nose dive any minute

DXY so strong you have to wonder how they lost Gettysburg.

>>50994447
>>50994443
>>50994415

>looking at nerd math in clown world

It's oversold to pre meme run-up price and I'm giving myself several weeks for retards to scam pump it again any time in the coming weeks... seems like free money and I'm risking $400 for a potential 5x. You guys don't get it and are risk adverse and will die alone surrounded by niggers in government housing

Haha okay guys that's enough dumping, when's the late day rally start?

>>50994454
>so maybe using DXY overstates how high we are now.
I think it's reasonable, but it's so heavily weighted towards Europe I think it gives a somewhat misleading picture.
The idea with USDOLLAR is it's based on the four most liquid dollar currency pairs.
2 from the west - EUR GBP
2 from the east - JPY AUS
So I think it gives a more balanced, broad overview.

>>50994399
buying deep ITM options aren't lotto tickets

>>50994486
Havent looked yet.. my truck is insured through my business to max deductions.

>>50994523

>eur/usd parity again

>>50994486
It went up this year. Not quite 10% but close.

>>50994533
Commercial insurance is usually not cheap though.

>>50994068
It's a big hike.

I bought SRS and DRV
I will be the new michael blueberry

What online brokers does everyone use?

on Freetrade atm but doesnt have a wide range

>hey loser we're joining NATO you're coming with us?

>>50994558
For you.

>Be Le Quasar
>Log Onto Le Reddit
>Post Screen shot related with the title: I am very proud to have been born in an era where it would be absolutely impossible for any one to say, " I am not a gay man".
>Collect Updoots.

>>50994547
>eur/usd parity again
Theme song for the USD being HIGH AF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X8cASMXjNY

>>50994562
Vanguard, because I'm not a degenerate gambler.

>>50994519
You're willingly losing $400 for a miniscule chance of making some pocket money.

>>50994571
o-ok

>>50994571
those are the same boots for when she went loli <3
>he hasn't seen Loli Sanna

>>50994488
THIS IS FUCKING NUTS! WOW!

>>50994562
Fidelity
never seen a reason not to have it

>>50994418
i'm aware of that shit, but looking into the company it seems to be legit. i'm finding offices & invest US comanies like JD.com

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-18/hong-kong-s-gigacloud-technology-surges-57-in-us-trading-debut


please make sure to screencap, point and laugh at me if it's revealed to be a scam though. and i will never post in SMG again

>>50994505
>>50994533
>>50994548
vaccine die off is here boys fuck all state

>>50994604
they don't like you trading options for some dumb reason which is why i moved all my accounts away from them

Did some bad news drop or is the market just having a general shitfit friday

>>50994562
Fidelity

>>50994513
Comfy

i bbby a good buy at 10?

cohen has 40-60$ options on it for january

>>50994215
or not...

>>50994583
E-Trade Pro

ITS FUCKING MOONING!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50994647
this is fake new!

>>50994557
Its not too bad but I have to have it anyways so might as well stack dem deductions.

>>50994628
>bad news
Hmm,what good news were there?
Yes,none

>>50994607
some anon was saying that they have the same underwritters as HKD. If that's true, I'd only try to trade it (unsuccesssfully)

>SOXL
I am heemed

>>50994647
my bond shorts are

>>50994576
Well congratulations, you got milkshaked!

Now what's the next step of your masterplan?

>>50994641
yup, just make sure to sell before he sells

>>50994562
ib bros

>>50994666
good job satan!

I have 78k cash that I usually just sell puts on to generate income. Why shouldn't I sell $4 puts on BBBY expiring next week for $1000 ? There's no way it goes to 4.00 by next Friday, right Anon?

>>50994460
new video came out today

>>50994628
S&P is up $8 trillion dollars in the past month, this little breather is absolutely nothing and well-deserved, shut the fuck up and quit whining. God I fucking hate you bullfaggots. Every time the stock market gains $99999999999999 in 10 seconds, we get crickets from you faggots, but every time it goes down 1% you're here spamming WTF WAS THERE NEWS TELL ME THE NEWS AHHHHHHHH THERE MUST HAVE BEEN LE NOOZ TO EXPLAIN MUH PRECIOUS HECKIN STOCK MARKERINO

so the trick is to just swing soxl everyday for 8% gains?

>>50994378
I agree with you there.

>Managed to buy UVXY at the local bottom
>Didn't double down on my bond shorts though
m-making it

>>50994524
>>50994454
With this one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_Street_Journal_Dollar_Index which tracks 16 currencies I get +8.86% over that same period, not too far from the DXY

Saw this in an article in Bloomberg. Feeling bearish as fuck.
Verification not required

>>50994684
Hey fuck you I was just trying to post that for the (you)'s

>>50994587
I'm not holding until expiry fucktard.. no way I'll lose more than 100-200 but I think it's far more likely I'm posting a 3x screenshot next week and calling you a faggot. I like to have fun around here

>>50994684
Imagine waking up to see your pm get fucked like the skank she is

>>50994673
kek

>>50994625
options is for gambling faggots so that's fine with me

>>50994529
Exactly.. deep in the money with time on it on a meme stock for cheap

Wait, what happened to the OP image?

Wtf is going on with GCT? How does something pump like this?

>bought GCT an hour ago
>already up 50+%

thanks chinks

>>50994773
The jews did it

Its such an empty feeling watching the ipo plays always giga pump in a day after a slight dump...it seems to really never fail. Every time it happens whatever im in is falling too. I think god hates me if there is one

>>50994773
glowies bro. They're coming to take us away.

>>50994799
at least that's a pop star, not some random loser

>>50994684
why is binland being led by a whore?

>>50994773
>why did the offtopic /pol/ image get deleted

VIXbros, I've got a chub.

it's over

why market down ?

>>50994684
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY KITTYCATT

>>50994800
If it makes you feel better I only bought 2 shares yesterday. So even though I'm up 200% it's only $72

>>50994793
Chinese pump and dumps. BABA does the exact same thing and retards continue to fall for it.

>>50994799
I find it interesting all these young global leaders are turning out to be fags and/or whores.

QUICK GUYS BUY MORE SO I CAN MAKE UP MY LOSSES... I MEAN STICK IT TO THE HEDGE FUND MANAGERS!

I"M GOING TO PUKE

>>50994824
Because it was up 20% in 2 months on zero positive news. Was absolutely floating on air, and it's almost certainly going to do a V-shaped recovery regardless

>[slow heavy metal music playing]

Somehow bobo has returned...

>>50994824
china sent troops to russia/ukraine nuclear power plant being shelled

>>50994834
How is this legal?

>>50994799
God, I love sluts. Like not in a romantic way, but they're entertaining as all hell.

RIP AND TEAR

>>50994860

what bad news ? no bad news but amazon sotck down 3% for.......? Need news stocks down so dont see news .

>>50994873
to h*ll with bobo

>>50994816
For the memes

>>50994879
Retards will throw their money away on anything. Nothing illegal about it.

>>50994847
Do redditards realize their fellow supreme gentlemen are the ones who left them holding bags? I always laugh when they post their profit screencaps etc. Those profits during meme pumps are from other retail traders buying in. Literally 100% middle class money.

FINALLY A PROPER FUCKING RED DAY HOLY HELL IT'S LIKE IM A PRIMITIVE TRIBE IN AFRICA AND IT HASN'T RAINED IN 2 FUCKING MONTHS GOD DAMN FUCK THE (((MARKET))) AND THIS JEW GLOWIE BULLSHIT CHRISTFUCK YOU

>>50994900
Yeah but you literally have a foreign country conning investors here.

>>50994886
Re-read my post once you can speak english, you dumb fucking ESL faggot

You guys thought it could go up forever?

>>50994900
what's the general time when they rug pull? I saw the last IPO being MEGL and HKD.

>>50994903
they threw a hissy fit yesterday angry that people sold after cohen dumped, not realizing that there are a ton of amature boomer traders

>>50994913
You know Monday will be nuclear green, right?

Buy W

>>50994816
Because someone at some point decided roastoids should be allowed to vote, and they always vote for their own. Feminism is a self-perpetuating bear case.

>>50994930
you will be back in your cuckshed soon bobo

>>50994820
stop posting shota you gross degenerate

>>50994887
>mumu in the place of an emotionally-fragile cuck who acted like an ape to defend his wife and her boyfriend
>bobo in the place of the 50 year old man who tanked that hit like nothing
Good meme

>>50994924
That's how free markets work. It is what it is.

>>50994847
>-26k
holy balls...

>>50994938
YEAH BUT AT LEAST I CAN DIE KNOWING WE GOT ONE SINGLE PROPER RED DAY IN THIS FAKE JEWISH MARKET

>>50994820
my calls are up and ive got a chub

>>50994963
th-that isn't what i meant by this

>>50993708
Is this a Russian scam? /biz/ is a well known moscow run board like /pol/ and the Russian spammers in this thread use the same filenames?

>>50994968
not even the worst of it
they are so fucking desperate

>>50994934
I have no idea. I just know a scam when I see one. You could potentially make a lot of money but there's no telling when the whales will pull their money out. I just avoid Chinese backed shit all together. It's literally always a scam.

>>50994887
How did he get away with it? If I went on stage at the oscars and called the host a nigger and slapped him, I'd have been tackled and hauled off to jail for 15-20 years. Is it just because he's a nigger he's expected to be a violent thug?

>>50994934
Honestly? Could be literally any time.

>>50994987

TSLA baggies, why are we dumping?

>>50994960
Uhh sure, would you feel better if I said these were just manlets?

>>50994991
>that image
kek baggies

Suspicious hong kong stock GCT up 250% today!!!

I bought 100 at 43.5 and sold 93 for 52 5 minutes later.. took 500 cash profit and kept 7 moon tickets

>>50994991
fucking saved

>>50995021
cohen dumped something like ten million shares so unless they are willing to all pump tens of thousands they are fucked

>>50994991
Saving this for the next time they invade our board with their stupid meme bs

GUYS GUYS GUYS THE QUASAR GOT THE HIGH SCORE TODAY!!!

>>50995042
Looks like the rocket is running out of gas.

>>50993708
SERIOUS QUESTION
will spacex ever go public? If someone were to be cursed with a sui stack of spacex private stock is there a chance the company goes public and hits peak Tesla market cap?

you people are retarded, this is just a profit taking day. We'd see more volatility, and volume if this was a sell off.

>>50995045
>>50995021
this is a big reason baggies seem so confident because they have to convince everyone else to pump it and save their asses

>>50995042
>chinaman pump and dumps
not even once

>>50995051
Lol dont you get tired of being ignored? you would get more attention if you didnt have a trip...

>>50995069
This. This isn't a dump, it's a period of slowing growth. Economists agree.

aah

>>50995092
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING IGNORED AND PEOPLE BEING SPEECHLESS BECAUSE OF HOW AWESOME THE QUASAR IS BEING. THE QUASAR KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE.

>>50995092
>he doesn't configure css in such a way to hide when the tripfag reveals himself

>>50995073
BBBY has triple tested its daily support and always failed. RSI is now back up high. Fourth test coming up. You know what time it is.

>>50995111
lmao. fair enough, pal. youre always good for an easy (you)
>>50995112
too much work for /smg/. imma cum n go kinda guy

made my money today from scalping
later nerds, going to go cook my steak I've had marinating
have a good weekend /smg/

>>50995134
>.nameBlock {
>display: none !important
>}

yeah, just did a day's work. gonna crack open a cold one, now, put on some of muh jams.

>>50994991
>risk free bet

I'm red on every single position I own.

>>50995068
Elon's speculated as much but only the Starlink business when it's fully established. Of course, then you're just putting money in a utility/telecom so what's the point?

The Starship/Mars business is too fragile and long term for spastic public markets. Hence why it even has Starlink providing cashflow in the first place.

>>50995157
lol. lmao

>>50995136
>cook my steak
...m-mumu!

>>50995168
odd. im green on every position i own. wonder why that is...

>>50995020
thats gross
lets just call the women giantesses

>>50995168
I know man VT is down this is a great time to buy

>>50995168
I'm up a $0.21 on MCD.

>>50995184
but dude look how many awards his comment got!

Alright some one just beat my high score. I'm fucking pissed off now.

>>50995191
did somebody call?

>>50995168
mommy sanna is a drug addict whore just like anons mom

>SQQQ

>EU SET TO BACK FRACTIONAL DOSING FOR MONKEPOX VACCINE - FT
BVNRY gods losing Ragnarok.

>>50995215
Is it worth having a reddit account just to egg on people there to throw away their money?

WTF WAS THERE NEWS TELL ME THE NEWS AHHHHHHHH THERE MUST HAVE BEEN LE NOOZ TO EXPLAIN MUH PRECIOUS HECKIN STOCK MARKERINO

Top of the BIG gap on NDX appears to be holding. Almost touched it.

>>50995184
Psyop to bait people into buying.
This person is not real.
HODL accounts are half real and half fake.

Only the loss porn afterward is genuine reddit.

Let's fucking goo. Don't let the hedgies win. Do you know how many faggots and women are going to be buying candles and bullshit?

>>50995236
leddit got cocky and upset the long nose clan

>>50995227
>QQQ

>>50995234
Honestly, no. 95% of the fun can be gleaned just by reading it.

Will SIGA hit $22? I want to buy back in.

>>50995191
Yeah manlets are gross.

>>50995283

For me it's bitcoin, tickers: TQQQ and SQQQ

New
>>50995311

>>50995311

>>50995311

STOP THE FUCKING HALTS! FUCK!

>>50995293
Because $50 is inevitable.

New

>>50995334
>>50995334
>>50995334
>>50995334
>>50995334

>>50995320
>>50995340
Baking? More like gay king.

>>50994724
My mom knows I trade but has explicitly banned me from ever telling her what and when. Stresses her out, she says. Doesn't want to know.

>>50995059
I think the rocket is preparing for takeoff. Praying for my moon tickets to get a 10 bagger

>>50995340
LOL scrub

>>50995184
What's that guy's username? I want to have some laughs.

>>50995384
Krogo_yago

>>50995184