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50983975 No.50983975 [Reply] [Original]

My bank is trying to shill their shit 1% APY crap using that episode of futurama where Fry turns 1 dollar into 4 millions in his account

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>>50983975
This is not happening jannies do not question this

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>>50983975
How do stable coins provide double digit yields? Nothing can beat the market

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>>50984073
>Just wait 1000 years bro, you'll be a millionaire!
Are they serious or is the bank making a jab at itself?