/biz/ - Business & Finance

the cope is fucking insane
they are actually breaking out the suicide hotline

I purchased 40 shares of BBBY before the market closed please feel free to make fun of me and my decisions and life.

how did baggie know to short BBBY? I listened to him, btw...

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

Imagine not knowing that you have to press sell to end up with profit.

>>50981170
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage, capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. All finance assets like money,crypto,debt,bonds etc are purely parasitic in nature and serve no purpose nor have any inherent value. Ever escalating recessions, poverty,wealth inequality, disease, pollution, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental and necessary functions of it, not glitches, and every single financier or crypto dudebro is a literal parasite.

Your parasitic blockchain/stock market and your rotten world will soon expire.

what made you smile today?

>>50981209
Hes got insider jewish intel.

Do I buy bbby tonorrow after the great dumpening and pray the hedgies are banking on retail shorting it?

>>50981201
>gme heading to sub-30
There's something funny about this billionaire kike acting like some random pajeet scammer on /biz/

>>50981201
Here's how Bernie can still win...

>>50981201
Is there proof that (((Cohen))) sold?

>>50981238
>Hes got insider jewish intel.
does his dad work for nintendo?
frfr though, im about to make $$$$ tomorrow, because of that tripfaggot. im conflicted.

the wall street bets mods posted the suicide hotline AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>50981241
I wouldn’t toss serious $$$ at it but if you scooped a couple hundred shares close to tomorrow’s bottom, you will probably make double digit returns off of a dead cat bounce.
Better odds than Vegas

That was the most satisfying rug for a long time

>>50981170
You're making the new threads too early you dingbat goofball

anyone got the uvxy call options screencap i need to share it

>>50981241
No, why would you want to buy a stock that's been pumped and dumped? Save your money for another play.

>>50981237
Some black weeb complimented my car at a red light.

>>50981270
IM ONE OF THOSE FUCKING BAGGIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50981266
yes

>>50981266
Yes, he sold two days ago.

>>50981266
bruh we can see exactly what shares he sold at what price

>>50981170
can anybody explain to me why bbby amc and gme all had a similar after market drop?

Fuck you all

Bavarian Nordic Chads. Earnings is on AUG 24th. Things are going to get spicy.

Btw, I know that UONE is usually traded aroung black people day or something like that. But it actually looks like a good company to put my money into. Am I retarded?

>>50981314
no u

>>50981209
Most obvious move in recent memory? Retail doesn't move prices and institutions aren't going along with meme stocks

>>50981306
People are waking up to the fact that meme stocks arent free money for everyone and getting out

>>50981324
im just dropping one letter to sum up my feelings about your potential purchase

N

I'm so tilted on bbby i'm going to throw 1500$ on a pumping penny stock tomorrow to make it all back with a 2x

>>50981204
That’s honestly not that bad. You’ll probably end up losing 500 when all is said and done. Consider it an expensive life lesson. Stop fucking chasing.

>>50981331
if it was so obvious, why didnt everyone do it? instead suicide hotline is being posted for baggies

>>50981306
Because nobody trusts rc after his kikery today

>>50981170
reminder that the universe is now out of balance and tomorrow is the last market open for the next 1000 years

>>50981356
Yeah i'm still fucking seething at my own retardation

just think of all the people who lost $10,000+
thousands and thousands..

>millennial faggots gambling their life savings away and an heroing
>I bought more index funds for the 100th week in a row

I find it funny that the phrophet of meme stocks, ryan cohen. did some sort of jewish spirit bomb and dumped everything on the baggies.

he literally bought in like half a year ago. and then got his cult to hype it up as the next big squeeze meme stock, then he sold the literal top. profiting close to a hundred million off of retail retards. dude needs to be in prison

>>50981347
I mean, they are doing pretty well financially. Any my idea is that it's better to buy now and sell at the pump mid next year than wait for the pump

>>50981324
Just buy this shitcoonstock in April and sell end of May for the easiest 2x. Every year its the same Juneteenth story.

love watching these memestock morons get blown the fuck out. LOVE IT.

>>50981406
based

Jeez FUCK. How many of you fucking mouth breathing retards actually fell for the pump and dump? I'm literally still laughing. I absolutely love the memestocks. It literally weeds out all the fucking retards from /smg/ and /biz/

>futures

Is it weird that I want to die even if I had nothing to do with BBBY?

>>50981406
So is this a top in the overall market. Clear fraud by insiders. Just like the top was when the Fed presidents got busted insider trading. Almost to the day it was the top in the market.

>>50981411
I noticed that this year people started buying earlier than the last year though. And considering that company seems solid I'm wondering if it will stay sub $10 until next year.

BBBY has strong support at $0

>>50981434
I'm pretty sure they sold the top of the NASDAQ to the literal week

Did anyone save that anon's UVXY $13 Call position image

>>50981324
The joggers at uone have figured out our Juneteenth play and pull some fuckery of their own. They are not entirely dumb so cheers to them but they are not getting their casino so what else do they have to offer?

>>50981429
I like memestocks. They are good way to scalp retards

POV: you're a redditor

Another day of green. Another day of watching my retirement accounts grow fatter..the bank that holds my Emergency Fund just hiked it's interest rate to 1.70%..
Fuck I'm blessed, the young co-worker who's young enough to be my daughter broke up with her boyfriend.. She's got the goods upstairs and down. God done her right. She's blonde to boot. My Wife's gonna be out of town next week. Fuck.. (What? So I'm a perverted horny middle aged dude.. I can't help it)

>>50981387
there will probably be one quick pump right at the start of the morning. Hope you get lucky anon

>>50981433
A little bit, I would think even if I was planning to an hero I would want to see what happens tomorrow first.

>>50981459
profitable media platform

>>50981406
people still falling for jewish tricks 2k years later, some things never change...

Bought SOXL, but cannot help but think SQQQ will run soon.

>>50981492
I've already written off my "investment" so fuck it but thank bro live and learn or something like that

>>50981482
> putting your life savings into an actual meme

>>50981436
It's not a bad investment. You will just get made fun of here. /smg/ is filled with failed Trannies so ignore them.

shut the fuck up coke boomer, you don't have a chance with that ho and would be an incel zoomer if you weren't already so fucking old.

>>50981482
>2 years
>only 16k
>lost to meme
lol
lmao

>>50981406
>dude needs to be in prison
just look at his surname
he ain't going to prison

>>50981287
Got an anime wrap on your charger anon?

>>50981485
can you get a tripcode or start namefagging i never want to read another of your lame-ass posts

>>50981406
>and then got his cult to hype it up

nope, he never said a single fucking thing about bbby, just idiots being mindless lemmings repeating the word "squoze"

>>50981482

Oh wow, that chart is something... the small bits of green at the start to give hopium... magnificent

>>50981406
>I find it funny that the phrophet of meme stocks, ryan cohen. did some sort of jewish spirit bomb and dumped everything on the baggies

When will normies learn this one simple trick for noticing people with last names such as;
>cohen
>RosenBERG
>SilverSTIEN
>GOLDman
etc etc etc

You guys ever try these egg rings thing?
Cooks the egg in a disk like an egg McMuffin
Nice novelty factor

>>50981501
I've been doing that, waiting to see what happens tomorrow, for years... and I still haven't found a reason. I know it's my own fault, and it's my responsibility to fix it... but man I'm just tired

>>50981485
Your wife takes half of everything if you fuck that hoe. Is young fresh tight pussy worth it? If so, enjoy.

>>50981562
Yes, I've used them. Have to spray A LOT of Pam or something on them, or else the egs stick to rings. Also, be careful, they might scratch your non-stick pan and release carcinogens into you

>>50981562
>meme eggs
>nonstick pan
just fry em in bacon grease in a cast iron or stainless skillet, meme lord

>S-s-stop fudding you guys C-cohen didn't sell ok. Don't make me call my wife's boyfriend on you.

>>50981540
>nope, he never said a single fucking thing about bbby,
factually inaccurate
he went around to a bunch of discords and chatrooms and posted his positions
this is unsubstantiated, but it also appears that he orchestrated a group of people to go around to different social media, discord, etc to drive up hype

>>50981485
...why is this written like a journal entry?

>>50981457
This is all the DD I need. Puts if we rally in the morning. Fck, maybe I’ll do 4400 calls and 4100 puts for September. Can’t lose, right haha

Convince not to buy Blackberry calls for next week. $7 is pretty cheap

>>50981604
>groomed into being baggies

>>50981485
Don’t cheat on your wife

>>50981610
Are you new here?

>>50981485
fuck you boomer

>>50981482
>>50981429
>>50981406
This would unironically be a good time to just post early life sections in that sub

>>50981525
Na, just a stock gen 1 ft86.

>>50981604
yep
it's basically qanon idiots but on the other side
just make up some dumb conspiracy theory and build a cult, then take all of their shit. simple as.

>>50981610
Because he is a fat old man who gave up on life. His ugly fat wife took his balls years ago and wears the pants. He hasn't been able to tie is shoes or see his cock in years. He is living in his head and blogs here for (yous)

>>50981604
>factually inaccurate
>unsubstantiated
>appears

>>50981406
The only thing wrong with what he did is that I don't get to do it too

>>50981604
I don't, I can't, won't even.

>>50981654
i need to do some shit like this, hire some south americans to spam social media and discords or something
running out of time to get the homestead together before the great rug pull

>>50981485
Marcus is pretty cool, isn't he? Also R U me?

>BBBY posters in my /smg/

>>50981629
No.
>>50981656
Ive seen the profile but usually not a blog following

>>50981572
>divvie boomer loses half his divvies because of the other part of his larp
I feel like that level of poetry belongs in 2016.

>>50981170
we going to have the biggest green dildos tomorrow, big monies way or rubbing it in all the retail apes faces..

>oh your shits worthless, time to rip 0dte %500 while you watch...

i can feel it in my loins

>>50981674
sound investment strategy
the human mind is a strange thing, denial is powerful, and people really really really do not want to admit to themselves that they got played.

reminder: GME still has a general on this very board.

>>50981620
Convince me*

you never took the time to learn anything about investing / trading.

you are not traders; you are not investors. you are memers.
fucking jokes.

thats what a meme is - a fucking joke.

>>50981709
pertaining to your picture.
i have the door to my balcony opened lightly and for like half an hour i've been getting hit nonstop by the smell of weed

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-18/bed-bath-beyond-is-said-to-tap-kirkland-ellis-for-debt-help
>BBBY Hires backruptcy/restructuring firm Kirkland & Ellis

>>50981744

>>50981744
Nobody could see this coming when they bled 90% of company value in a year.

>>50981387
It’s not that bad, really. Don’t beat yourself up over it.

>>50981764
>>50981744
Will it pump After a bankruptcy?

>>50981714
>i can feel it in my loins
Loins will lead you to trouble, always do. Listening to your gut is how you make it.

>>50981714
>reddit spacing
yeah nice try nigger

>>50981790
She could make a killing in the burp game

>>50981485
>he's gonna fuck a coworker and ruin his comfy government gig doing nothing

>>50981790
Pass me the sherry love and bend over. Its time we wake up captain Ahab

>You bought the same stock that was pump and dumped in the last meme stock mania and you thought it would go differently this time?
>How dumb do you have to be to get fooled again?
>For that reason, I’m out!

>>50981744
keked and checked
>>50981788
Sure, if the restructuring is productive, but why the fuck would you hold bags through a bankruptcy for? It's essentially a different company then. It's not like they have a moat. And checked.

>>50981741
Winter will be here soon, depending on where you live. Then you'll miss the smells of summer.

Kind of interesting to see the BBBY dump was only 2 people selling 20% of all outstanding shares.

>>50981924
yes but then we will have comfy autumn evening walks in the fall scenery

>>50981942
Debt settlement maybe?

>>50981656
Lol, I'm not that far gone..My wife ain't fat nor ugly. Nah I wouldn't cheat on her. Nor would I do anything to fuck up my job. I'm not dumb. But if I wasn't married or didn't need the job (or was like a week away from retirement) I'd be doing all I could to nail the girl.. I said I was perverted and horny. Not stupid and horny.

>>50981942
Everyone screeching here is a ducking retard, just check the volume. It’ll open above $15 tomorrow

>>50981924
I can't wait. I hate the summer. My asshole, cock and balls are a sticky mess. I use way too much gold bond throughout the day. I just want to stop sweating and itchy. I have 4 fans blowing on me and 1 fan blowing up my shorts. The only good thing about summer is my butter is extra soft and needs no warming up to apply.

>>50981972
post your position redditor

>>50981953
no, RC, then there was an article about a 20 year old who bought 7.5 million shares at the bottom and dumped it on reddit.
There could be even more sellers, but it's just crazy to see almost the entire float get pumped & dumped in a few days

>>50981381
Sweet release

>>50981951
Yeah I was looking for an illustrative pic for my post but then realized my Seasonal folder is just about 100% comfy.

>>50981790
what an ugly PIG

>futures

DON'T SELL IT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO WE'RE MOONING ON EARNINGS

>>50981170
How do I profit from American farmers destroying their crops and selling cows during droughts?

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1560343977131474944

>idiot retards didnt pull out/short when it was reported cohen was going to be selling all his shares

The gamblers high is real.

>>50981960
Shirtless pic please. Lets see the disaster that lurks beneath your moo moo. No young piece of ass would ever bang you.

>>50981644
Do it, i cant even stand to go on Reddit

I knew I should've sold calls on BBBY. Aug 17 45 calls were going for like 1.30 on Wednesday

>>50982043
Smarter bet would have been to short when the stock price rose 150 percent in one day.

>>50981979
Buy an AC unit

What are we thinking about Apple stock at the moment? I'm new to stock trading and I just got a tip on it

Don't baby niggers have their own general? This thread is for SOXL customers only.

>>50982082
>I am at work. My home has 3 of them.

>>50982082
he might be a yuropoor where ac is outlawed

>>50982013
Invest in food companies, they will unironically use this as an excuse to raise prices more than needed to offset the losses to raise their bottom line

I didn't buy any bbby, I bought SIGA and converted 90% of profits to SOXL

>>50982000
checked, it's our time soon

>>50981371
I did it too when BBBY hit $10
its free money, but very limited upside (you have to short meme stocks with like 1% of your capital or lose sleep over potential margin calls when they do the classic x8)
not very exciting to talk about, and the 4-figures posters dont have the capital for it

>>50982111
Ah, i am in the same boat sort of. I drink a quart of ice cold water every hour, keeps me pretty cool, also eat small meals for breakfast and lunch that have low glycemic index values then eat a big dinner. You'll be shocked how big of a difference it makes in your heat tolerance

>Andrew Tate's $50000 Hustlers university got LEAKED.

https://d1scord.gg/8V2UdnmP (replace 1 with "i" to avoid spam)

>Learn how to copywrite, make money, ecommerce, crypto, code, trade, fb ads, tiktok, youtube exposure all for FREE LEAKED NOW..!!!

>>50982150
Cool, reported

>>50982085
I'm still holding semis. They're going to project shit guidance just to be safe, but in reality earnings are still beating expectations across the board. That big resistance level doesn't make me feel comfy though.

>>50982150
>please redeem our virus sirs

>>50982143
I imagine if I had a newer intel I would have caused a housefire at this point but thank god my 4690k still manages to play any modern game I throw at it. Worst part of summer for me is brick building and my living room is where most of the sun hits in the afternoon

So apparently 11% of the stock dumping and being down 43% as everyone follows suit is GOOD for BBBY

>>50981434
it's pretty obvious we are topping out for now. S&P is looking like it's going to close it's 5th straight week of gains in a row. Not only have we had 5 straight weeks of going up it's been on DECREASING volume.

Seems like (((they))) are trying really hard to convince the NPCs that famine, water shortage, freezing to death etc. is a good thing. UK feels like some jewish experiment right now

https://twitter.com/Devon_OnEarth/status/1560325399116218372

>have to pay half my gains in taxes
how is this shit moral, how has no one rioted over this bullshit?

>>50982284
Paying taxes means you're a good citizen
Dont question it.

>>50982304
yeah someones gotta fund israels economy

>>50982284
A few people did a few centuries back.

>>50982284
when you hold long term it's like free 20% gains

>>50982284
Whites are too weak to riot, that's why this shit gets accepted as law.

>>50982284
If people knew how much they paid in taxes they would be rioting, you've only scratched the surface.

>>50982251
They need to find a way to cope somehow

well, bbby was fun while it lasted

i could think of worse ways to blow $5k

>BBBY actually dumped more than any other stock in the fucking world
I don't think reddit understands just how fucked they are

>>50982284
>how is this shit moral, how has no one rioted over this bullshit

Why are you selling? If you don't sell you don't have to pay taxes

>>50982511
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to HODL. The method is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical economics most of the trades will go over a typical traders head. There's also Cohen's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his leadership strategies - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Von Misus, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these trades, to realize that they're not just smart- they say something deep about FINANCE. As a consequence people who dislike cohen ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in cohen's shrewed catchphrase "Fuck you pay me," which itself is a cryptic reference to the works of Charles H. Dow who, with Edward Jones and Charles Bergstresser started the Dow Jones & Company, Inc. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ryan Cohen's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I do HODL BBBY. And no, you cannot see my cost basis. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

>BBBY close to going under $10

>>50982511
kek that's why i stick to options
the money is gone the moment i buy them

>>50982543
damn my meme puts i bought actually are going to be worth something?

Wheeeew lord
so much for the slow down.

God bless California

Bros, I figured out how to write some formulas in my excel spreadsheet that have been stumping me for a while

damn you still could have 5x just buying atm put on bbby this morning. If you buy 12$ put you would have made out like a bandito.

>>50981414
Go to the PLTR subreddit to see maximum cope. So many bag holders afraid to come to terms that they lost half of their life savings

>>50982600
>God bless California
Do they have a case map? Who are the gayest states I wonder.

options expiration is tomorrow, august usually marks the peak before the downturn in september. is this actually going to be it now. the spx selling off its 200dma when its real close to its 50wma. i just want to short the top for once

>>50982675
>who are the gayest states i wonder

that would depend, what state are you in?

WE'RE SO CLOSE TO SINGLE DIGITS

>>50981924
yeah, there's some truth to this.
my body is not really made for winter times (here in Krautland)
but i couldn't even flee to the usa right now because i'm not allowed to board a plane leaving to the usa from anywhere in the world.
also i noticed for the first time that in the background of your picture someone's being blown off a ladder
>>50981979
lose some weight and get some cardio

>>50982728
>We
Go back homo

>eat nothing but McDonald's
>drink nothing but Coca-Cola
>never get diabetes or fat
what's this asshole's problem?

>>50982675
Yeah
https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/[NO NO WORD]/response/2022/us-map.html

Basically.
California, Texas, Illinois, New York, Georgia, and Florida are objectively the gayest states. If you live in any of these states, you might as well go chug a dick and help the cause, because you're objectively a faggot anyway.

Bavarian Nordic Sisters. We are going to make it. Aren't we? From Anti Vaxxx to Pro Vaxxx.

when you think about it the BBBY squeezers are no better than the soxl sisters. They both lost a similiar amount, bbby bulls are chads because they did in a speed run without leverage.

>>50982787
You don't know what the hell is in that CAN. he is a smart man. He is clearly drinking and eating these shit in public to increase his stock portfolio. The siga sisters can take a page out of his and learn from the wise old man. Siga sisters what are you waiting for? Go out and eat some gay mans ass. Increase that PRICE!!!!

>>50982798
I have a really hard time believing that Massachusetts didn't make the cut, it is the most disgusting place I have ever seen in my life.

https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/biden-administration-plans-for-end-of-covid-19-shot-treatment-coverage-11660838418
>The Biden administration is planning for an end to its practice of paying for Covid-19 shots and treatments, shifting more control of pricing and coverage to the healthcare industry in ways that could generate sales for companies—and costs for consumers—for years to come.
Brandons America

>>50982798
commenting on the video.
hmm I wonder if years in prison was worth it...

>>50982711
Hands down the gayest state.
>>50982527
>so big brained he can't make money
I'm kind of a retard but even i'm making monies anon...this is just sad

>>50982787
Adrenochrome obviously

>>50982850
so they have basically given up on (mandatory)mRNA treatments in the meantime because the technology just isn't there yet?

monkeyy pox

>>50982850
because of antivaxxers delaying the great reset in 2020 we will now be punished for the next 100 years

>>50982787
it's just marketing (for him)
none of the cans he's seen drinking from is filled with coke
none of the burgers he's seen eating are actual mcdonalds food

>>50982563
Nope. Your meme puts had 350% IV when you bought them and all that volatility premium you bought has evaporated because Vega

>>50982871
anyone who was going to take it has already gotten multiple boosters.

everyone who hasn't gotten it by now will probably never get it. I just wish more Basketball Americans would have taken it.

>>50982838
>You don't know what the hell is in that CAN. he is a smart man. He is clearly drinking and eating these shit in public to increase his stock portfolio.
oh well you said it already

So does SOXL go up or down if Taiwan is invaded by China. They hold TSM and Nvidia.

>>50982905
So are you saying selling puts were better than buying puts? even though the stock crashed down?

>>50982961
That's because the successful friends are busying reading their quotes.

>>50982961
I have no successful friends
I have no friends at all

>>50982955
Crashes and burns faster than a chinaman on liveleak

>>50982918
>everyone who hasn't gotten it by now will probably never get it.
the covid shot, probably.
however it remains to be seen how the long term adaptability of mRNA technology is actually playing out.
i believe by now they were promised in the brochures way way waaay more than the technology was able to deliver yet.
they will not stop to adapt mRNA to make it like the "overarching" operating system for all vaccinations so they sell you an "tailored update to your system" every three months.

>I just wish more Basketball Americans would have taken it.
pro athletes with private doctors i believe are the most (covid) unvaccinated group there is. yet they all have their certificates and passes, of course.
private doctors and all...

Can't stop laughing at these redditors. These niggies thought they were gonna be rich. With Jews you lose kids.

>>50982961
lol yes , this has been the case for meme stock pumps and dumps. Put spreads and call spreads have been winners.

For BBBY AMC GME etc. even after the stocks crashed by like 30% in a few hours the put premiums dropped like a rock

So you could literally have sold an OTM put that went ITM and you’d still be profitable because so much of the option premium you sold was actually just Vega

>>50982857
He was never charged with a crime. He's technically wanted, but the police are not actively looking for him. Too busy prosecuting le ebil nazi truckers.

>>50983007
>pro athletes with private doctors
I don't mean that literally. That's a nice way of saying niggers. Sorry I mean urban americans.

>>50982961
>So are you saying selling puts were better than buying puts? even though the stock crashed down?
prepare to be bomma-vomma-zomma'd in your brown hole
you'll have gaping negative delta

>>50982961
to alleviate IV crush you enter into a spread and have to instead deal with pin risk
>buy august 19th 20@3.3 put on open
>sell august 19th 15@1.1 put on open
pay 220 premium, collect 500 tomorrow.

>>50983055
Oh so the video caught the attention of the media? Are there articles to read about it?

>>50983067
OTM options have very strong vomma. Meaning their sensitivity to IV is super strong. Even like a 25% decrease in the option IV would bring down the option value hugely for OTMs. Concavity aka negative convexity benefits OTM option sellers in high IV environments

>>50983012
sauce on movie?

>>50981562
brother, just uses a nonstick muffin tin and shove them in the oven. You are welcome.

lmao

>>50982807
I'm anti-vax, but pro-vax when its about injecting homos

Gf asked me to piss in her mouth. kino or cringe?

>>50983062
Well, I pretty much applaud Africa for widely not falling for the covid vaxx bullshit.
Many parts of Africa seemingly have wisened up to the dangers of psychotic goodgoy wypipo arriving in their countries with syringes and pills in their hands desperately wanting to "help" the native population.

>>50983089
I'm pretty sure I read about it on Andy Ngo's twitter a few years ago

Oil is going up.

The Dark Forest is silent again. The Hunter eats the flush of the Hunted over campire.

>>50983102
the greeks won't help you if the price moves in the opposing direction of what you have anticipated.

>>50981979
Breh no homo but can we get a pic? Gotta see this

>>50983153
It went down because Biden's administration faked a weekly report after """shutting down""" for a week.

>>50983140
certifiably based

>>50983175
bullish for siga

>>50983153
>Oil is going up.
$400-$600 fair value at the end of this decade

so why did bbby fail as a meme stock compared to gme?

>>50983136
the fuck is with millennials and celebrity worship

>>50983163
That’s totally incorrect. The x-factor of options is Vega/volatility. People don’t trade options usually for delta, it’s for volatility.

If you don’t consider volatility and how it impacts your premiums / PnL curves, you’re going to get your ass smacked. Again, don’t be the tard who buys puts on meme stocks while IV is like 300%. This is simple shit anyways, all vomma zomma volganna bullshit aside

>>50983195
It did not pull a tesla where its option chain took on a life of its own with the underlying company being the derivative.

>futures

>>50983199
>he doesn't guzzle Celeb Cum™ daily

>>50983199
Celebrities are these times deities or so to say.
At least in my opinion

>>50981356
Ive lost more on boomer stocks, have a short memory and move forward.

>>50983195
Because housewives didn't buy the dip..

>>50982696
yeah i held a losing short for two months before exiting today at noon so its guaranteed we're due for a crash in the next three days while the funds are settling

>>50983199
The last generation to watch tv.

>>50983231
Worshipping false idols is a sin. Why would they do that?

>>50983139
Insanely based. Usually people have to pay a lot of SOXL for a good piss whore.

>>50983199
we grew up listening to Brittany Spears and watching the Flava of Love and Keeping up with the Kardashians. Reality tv had its big boom with our generation. A disease that would go on to ruin the History, Weather, and Discovery channels.

>USD going super saiyan over the past year and a half
>CAD just crabs
leaf bros I'm so glad it's not cratering, I remember how bad it was in the 90s and 00s trying to import stuff from the US.
it makes it so much more affordable to on vacation anywhere but the US while it just follows the USD upward vs the other currencies.
pretty fucking comfy that CAD is surviving.

>>50983268
Gen Z is no different. They worship twitch streamers, tiktokers and youtubers.

>>50983249
They're not catholics,therefore there's no sin.
Or rather,they praise nihilism

>>50983202
volatility in itself is either anticipatory or reactionary, both times completely our of your hands of influence.
your only edge right there is vaguely predicting a hyper-complex future outcome correctly.

when OTM becomes ITM (as with many other constellations that btfo's the options players) is the equivalent of "everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

it goes on until it doesn't.
SVXY "short volatility" craze is a good example.

you just don't hear about options loss porn as much as you do about gushing over small victories.

>>50983199
>the fuck is with millennials and celebrity worship
shit parents and no father figures

>>50983268
as a teacher history channel has actually been pretty based. They put out some pretty good series to use in the classroom teaching World History like "Engineering an Empire" where they use the dude from robo-cop to narrate.

>>50983199
What generation since the early 1900s doesn't on average worship celebrities?

>>50983283
It's the oil exports.
Literally your entire real economy is oil, but then there's the fake 80% of the economy where you sell overpriced shitbox condos to Chinese slavelords.

>>50981336
The train will roll on, kid.

Ryan Cohen is a fucking _____.

>>50983336
That is great and all, but I must say that every time I visit my parents' house I am reminded of why I don't miss cable tv. I bet they are still showing reruns of Pawn Stars back to back.

>>50983381
>based bhenchode insider trading his way into baggie's pockets

>>50983383
would you rather catch them watching hentai?

>>50983391
incorrect.

>>50983336
>(((history)))

>>50983381
genius

>>50983381
very wealthy and smart person that makes money from stupid people.

>>50983312
Well that was a complete non-sequitur to your earlier statement of
>the greeks won't help you if the price moves in the opposing direction of what you have anticipated.
directionality is irrelevant because IV is definitionally just "volatility" in options terms means the spread of the distribution of prices at expiration. its a measure of the dispersion of prices in the implied distribution that forms around the forward price (in other words).


Contrary to what you seem to imply, the obvious connection between volatility and directionality. This is options 101.

The people getting burned by blindly shorting vol is a whole other conversation that involves why BSM was phased out and now heteroskedastid modeling is used. Regardless, learn that IV doesn’t care about direction

>>50983392
That isn't in their cable package. Used to watch the man show back in the day with dad though.

>>50983402
They really do a good job painting many of the historical figures in the right light while also sharing stories about the everyday people and women from time to time without going so far into identity politics.

>Cohen dumping his bags right before BBBY hired a bankruptcy lawyer

>>50983420
i'm not going to read any of this.

>>50983433
>They really do a good job painting many of the historical figures in the right light
How do you verify this?
Or is it just a belief of yours?

>>50983425
The man show was based. I can't believe how much of a faggot Kimmel became.

>>50983465
Me neither.

>>50983447
Just learn what IV is then you’ll stop seeing options as something about directionality. Trade options for Vega, not delta

Does anyone have a few recommendations for healthcare buy+hold stocks? Preferably ones with a somewhat decent dividend?

>>50983517
yeah, I here BBBY is on sale :)

>>50983267
LMAO

Brothers, the salt is savory
>>50982999

>futures

>>50983517
SCI. Technically *anti*healthcare but, you know...

>pasts

>>50983505
Noted.

>>50983742
Bullish for SIGA

Bavarian CEO allegedly threatened to hault the vaccine to USA because of Biden's 1/5th dose bs. Big if true.

Reminder max pain on SIGA tomorrow is $15

>>50983811
>because of Biden's 1/5th dose bs
what happened?

>>50983821
Because they let 20 million doses expire and only have 1.5 million doses left, they are going to take 1 dose and stretch it to 5 doses. Instead of muscle injections, they want to do a sub-dermal injection like ACA2000 vaccine. Bavarian Nordic said this has not been tested to be safe and effect and Biden's admin told them to stfu because your worried about less profit. So now Bavarian Nordic is threatening to cancel every future order

>>50983821
Some AIDS group dug up a paper from years back showing that Jynneos injected a different way can use 1/5 the normal dose to generate the same level of smallpox antibodies. Obviously that still leaves a ton of questions about the practical side there, long term efficacy, etc but if done it *would* kill BVNRY's sales.

>>50983850
>they are going to take 1 dose and stretch it to 5 doses
How the fuck is this legal,let alone ethical?

>>50983850
>>50983860
It doesn't sound real, but it probably is. That's so unbelievable LOL. Fags should be outraged but I doubt they know what's going on.

>>50983870
The health officials said its safe and effective while Bavarian Nordic lashed out and said no its not. They said they care about people and do not want their vaccine to be used improperly. Biden's officials scoffed at them and said they only care about money.

dont we have some hedgie here to hire the bhenchod, look at how passionate he is about his research and he isnt even getting paid >>50983420

>>50983895
That sounds something out of the 1984 book
Damn,guess nobody cares about it either tho

>>50983870
>>50983888
https://zero.sci-hub.se/4334/db4b662c2ac2753846af818b06b8b817/frey2015.pdf?download=true is the paper I mentioned. Yeah, scary headlines "omg 1/5th the dose!" but the data's the data - if I were a fag I genuinely wouldn't care whether it was the original dosage or the 1/5th*, they both seem to work.

*Assuming the nurse knew what the fuck they were doing which, hey, they might not. Personally I'd remind the person doing the shot if it came down to that.

>>50983895
Do they have the same immunity Pfizer got?

>>50982600
HIGHER

I'm taking a closer look at Virgin Galactic Holdings (SPCE). In the past two weeks it's done a nasty dump. It's backtested resistance at it's all time low and now seems like the perfect time to buy in. But every report and analysis is saying to abandon ship. Might be a better idea to buy a $6 put.

Anyone know how they plan on dividing up the vaccines to 1/5th of the dose? Will the Nursethot do it on the spot and guess how much goes inside you? I have no clue
>>50983923
Fags will line up for their experimental vaccine given in an experimental way with no clinical trials
>>50983945
Great question, I have no idea.

>>50983945
That's sort of the bigger question, which I'd focus on if I were a BVNRY trader. The vaccination seems effective enough to cause dropping case counts but if more data comes out and you suddenly have the FDA telling people "oh, this two shot series of vaccinations is only 40% effective against the current pox outbreak"?

>>50983978
>Will the Nursethot do it on the spot and guess how much goes inside you?
Yeah, they don't even need to change the needles

>>50983811
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

>>50983994
lmao

>>50983811
based old man brandon refusing to read the instructions that come with the vaccines

>>50983974
It also happens to be a garbage company up against two other billionaire vanity projects that are leaps and bounds ahead of them. So...I'd trade it like any other arbitrary garbage meme stock.

BBBY BAGHOLDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>50982182
Literally anything that has stocks and options data. Can open up think or swim, and use that for data and IBKR pro for executing trades.

New

>>50984051
>>50984051

>>50983888
>>50983870
100% real. Touted by the mpxv task force as a "game changer" plan. EU and Canada rejected the splitting strategy, which is telling.

This was the source of BVNRY's dump. Pumped again once it was clear only the US was doing it and that it was an act of desperation by the CDC because mpxv will not be controlled with these numbers if the vaccine plan doesn't work. They finally deployed all of the TPOXX from strategic reserve as well, which the US did not want to do because TPOXX is orders of magnitude more expensive than Jynneos. But, these last few weeks going into gay pride are our last chance at a containment strategy, so we need to pull out the stops.

Assuming the dose splitting method works, all the gays need to do is not fuck n suck for the next month so they can get the first and second jab, and this thing is done for.

Bets on whether that will happen.

Bullish for BVNRY and SIGA.

>>50983007
mRNA jab gets into your DNA via reverse transcriptase and you pump spike forever. Thereby inducing VAIDS. Gl w that. Yes this is real and google it.

>>50981429
>>50981414
Memestocks always make me money, I made 48K on BBBY this time around. Im not crazy wealthy but it was about a 150% gain for me, sold at 25 dollars.

Free money, redditors paying me, ME. ME GETTING PAID. BY PLEBBITORS.
mmmmm comfy

>>50982251
its a mental illness.

I just took my gains and left. Redditors do this copium every time they lose and end up holding the bag.

>>50984424
Fuck, nothing wrong with almost 50k extra..

>>50982665
hey stop it, i heard from Tom Nigger, i mean Tom Nash, that PLTR is going to be worht like 500 dollars next year !!1

durrrrrr

>>50982807
antivaxxer here, I love BAVA. Great company. I just hope these fucking danish morons pull their cocks out of their ears and finally partner up with Pfizer and Moderna so we can 4x this bitch again.

>>50983143
my ex girlfriend was Namibian , im white so I know a little about africans. Anyway, people down in africa belive in white mans "science" in regards to these shots. But there is a lot of people who also dont buy into the lies. Mainly christian communities.

The exceptions to the rule are like Tanzania and shitholes like that, they were actually based and told the WHO to fuckoff. They were going to treat covid with vitamins and ivermectin last I heard about it.

Based af.

In regards to Tanzania, of course they killed the covid denying president in a clandestine fashion and then replaced him with an actual WEF puppet. Not joking either.

>>50984110
I have known about FagFlu for months before it was "an issue". It will become the next big global thing. Trust me.
I keep posting this shit everywhere I go when people mention this to me.
Nothing just happens for a reason. If you know about the "simulations" for the Wuhan-coof , you know that they do "simulations" for everything. And bill gates tends to be very involved in it.

Everything from a global fagflu, or a global wuhan-kung-flu, or a cyber-bandebic (p = b) - And yes this is coming.

Picrel I put together months ago when fagflu started taking off. All im saying is, its a little strange that they could predict the exact date of the attack with their simulation 15 months prior... Wouldnt you all agree ?

Sources , see image. Cant post them here.
*Had to use code for a few words here so i can post fyi*

>>50983381
smart jew

>>50981406
He cornered the jews and used reddit to do it and then took their deal and left reddit holding the bag because he is a jew too. Redditfags will get another pump but they will need to diamond hand for months or years, maybe on yom kippur or chtistmas 9rsomething.

SIGA Sisterhood, we need a win tomorrow. Case numbers are plateauing and the stock price is faltering. Is the party ending?

>>50984854
did your girlfriend want you to support her entire family? my ex is namibian too I dated and dicked a few of them. want to go back some time.

>>50986616
na, she understood that my money is my thing and she has nothing to do with it.

With that said, namibians share money in their families in a very strange way. Like cousins will come over and ask their cousins for cash.
I love Namibia, but man , some of the people there really do not understand money at all.

>>50986675
damn i regret it i treated my namibian ex so bad and she treated me badly too. we had too many differences and my misunderstanding of cultural stuff like what you mentioned was part of it. didn't love her and couldn't provide for her either and she's my baby momma. it was far in the past now I've moved on to others but jeez

>>50984424
the important part about gambling is knowing when to cash your chips. its not DIAMAND HANDS!!!!!!