/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50977280
no

Arranged marriage needs to be reintroduced to Western society, and I only know one man who can do it: Elon Musk.

Elon, I know you're reading this. I know you're the one posting all those messages about peeing and pooping during market hours. Think about it Elon: if you want to improve birth rates, arranged marriages are the only way. Cuts through all the propaganda, avoids all the dating app pitfalls. Just hire some matchmakers, let people set up their accounts, get together, and if they get along you get a fat commission. I don't see how this wouldn't be profitable. Just give it a fun techy name like Matchr to rake in VC cash.

Elon, if you accept this mission, tweet the word "fizzledoodle". This is our codeword. I will e-mail you when I get that confirmation. You can be CEO. I'll be CTO. Together, let's fix marriage.

>>50977280
First for BBBY back ribs

If you a ZTA at the university of Alabama please come to the stage for a rollllll callllll

>>50977304
>Fratniggers

Bbby shills rise up. We will laugh at the fudders when we rocket to $50 tomorrow.

>>50977301
>being forced to be around women

>>50977280
you can bake deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nutz boyo

>>50977304
>sorostitutes

>>50977299
Yep, I was checking that last week too. Compared to Canada for example USA is fucked.

Thanks for the free money today, Reddit

Nothing happened today

I'm going to make Mexican rice with chicken and bacon.

IMAGINE doubting gay sex

Bitfarms or HUT and why

>>50977280
Look at this absolute Fucking TACTICIAN here! Easily the greatest trader and hedge fund manager in the history of Wall Street.

You Fucking Retail Lite, you should be studying this man and reading all his books to understand what REAL trading is all about and how not to get Fucking DUNKED ON!

>>50977323
Did they fuck? They did, didn’t they

>>50977316
There is 100% at least one more pump going to happen in BBBY. Same people fussed SIGA when it scam wicked down to 13.40 on 7/29 before reaching new ATH.
BBBY hit 35 on 3/7 with no where near the current market participants.

>>50977346
Do you do the method where you fry the grains then add tomato sauce/broth?

>>50977325
Kek based

>>50977340
>LOOK DAD I BRAGGED ON 4CHAN THAT I MADE 4 FIGURES

>>50977338
Can't wait for student loan moratorium to end, all of the soiboys and staceys spending $20 a day on coffee and doordash will default on their revolving credit

>>50977360
She gets a bullet to the chest, rightfully so.

>>50977366
Yes, going to sear the chicken thighs and let it finish steaming in the rice.

Anyone else load up on AMC and GME puts? It's finally for these shitstocks to come back to reality.

>>50977360
You've never seen Jackie Brown? Good movie.
>>50977372
Seething baggie detected

>>50977351
Neither. The economics and regulatory overhangs are awful for "miners". If you want digitial beanie baby exposure just get the digital beanie babies.
>>50977301
Elon simps are gigareddit. Always have been.
If you really want to promote families then you have to nuke the real estate bubble. Remove the zoning laws and regulations that make only ever larger McMansions feasible.

>>50977380
Thought it was in the stomach. Anyway, she ded

>>50977346
Nice anon. I am boiling water for some noodles to go with my goulash that is finishing simmering down. About to crack a beer and have some cashews to whet my appetite further.

>>50977390
>You've never seen Jackie Brown?
I have. She smokes pot and they do fuck, once and it was quick I think.

>>50977347
I don't doubt gay sex, I doubt our idiotic, corrupt government.

The market is healing

t. energy chad

AMTD Digital Inc. (HKD) up BIG again today! 10%! Is WSB up to its tricks again?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danrunkevicius/2022/08/12/a-470-billion-error-whats-driving-amtd-hkd-gamestop-gme-amc-and-other-meme-stocks/?sh=638efada5bce

>In all likelihood, AMTD is just one big misunderstanding, and there’s one sound theory that may explain it: mistaken tickers. As Brooker speculates, “Could mistaken identity even have played a part? AMTD Digital has an interesting stock ticker — HKD, better known as the abbreviation for the Hong Kong dollar. Meanwhile, the ticker of AMTD Idea is AMTD — curiously close to AMD, for Advanced Micro Devices Inc., a $158 billion company with a far bigger public float that has rallied 33% since the start of July.”

I placed a can of king Oscar’s on top of a pump. What are the financial implications of this

>>50977386
Sounds nice. I hope it turns out well.

My GUSH is green again

good afternoon, sirs
tea, sirs?

>>50977379
You know they are going to keep extending it until mid terms guaranteed.
I have a buddy that graduated 2020 with $40k in loans and hasn’t made a single payment. He yolo traded up to $250k from 2020->2021 before losing almost all of it and I want to say he’s now at $30k-$40k kek.
Used to send him stock shit all the time and we would talk but now if I send him anything he wont respond lol
>tfw Los Angeles extended rent moratorium through June 2023
I lived in DTLA for a year in a nice building from 2020->2021 and you would walk down the hall and see a bunch of notices of rent balances past due ranging from $5k->$30k and there was nothing my building could do to kick these people out.
Glad I’m no longer living there.

>>50977390
Not a baggie, just commenting on your pathetic existence. Seeking validation for a miniscule gain. This board isn't your personal blog you nigger faggot.

why does this feel like the top

>>50977416
> economics and regulatory overhangs are awful for "miners".
Can someone elaborate

>>50977485
Nah I got a smoothie right now, but thank you.

>>50977301
Women won't sign up unless they're arranged to chad.

Tomorrow I‘m gonna, I‘m gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Oil bros..... I am thinking..... We.... Are finally back.....

>>50977486
kek I bet he had to pay all the tax on those gains too that ended up getting erased later

>>50977496
the only mining that actually makes money is ETH and those fuckwads are about to kill mining to make it "more stable"

>>50977486
get fucked (landlords)

>>50977481
I sold at 165. Im hoping it dumps a bit when the markets do so I can buy back in before the winter. I bought shorts a bit too early yesterday.

>>50977521
What happens tomorrow?

>>50977494
Cause you're paranoid from the assraping of the last 8 months.

>>50977521

>>50977494
Because we’re not going up that forcefully anymore. You’ll be feeling different (better) tomorrow.

>Italians bought a LNG location in the fucking Congo
alright giuseppi, lay off the wine you're drunk

>>50977544
sanna was a naughty girl, what should her punishment be?

>>50977494
>why does this feel like the top
because I rode a losing short down 50% since june 17th and just closed it today
guaranteed market crash within a week

Yo where the Bavarian Gay chads at? We gonna save the GAY Community.

>>50977536
>>50977547
The big move apparently happened after this ETP stopped trading because it’s some euro fag product. And it will mean big gains at euro open if this dump is sustainable

>>50977527
Don’t mining companies also make money from high powered computing services or something like that

>>50977540
WTF

>>50977558
Fuck those videos were so autistic and hot. Prime minister, more like pit minister.

>>50977488
Yep you're seething all right. I'll make sure to post an update tomorrow to let you know how much my gains have increased.

>>50977544
but i closed my longs last friday

>>50977558
wooww what’s going on here ?

>>50977547
How fucked is europe long term?

>>50977540
Fucking kek! You know damn well at the very least he's thinking that.

>>50977581
Coward.

>>50977589
very, eurosclerosis is an order of magnitude bigger problem than global warming

>>50977488
Already up another grand btw. How much money have you made today?

Give me one reason why I shouldn't buy snap

>>50977582
sanna is hazing some poor finn celebs welcoming them into the WEF

>>50977569
It's ASIC that make money but the hardware needs to be designed for one specific currency and can't be swapped out. You can make an absurd amount of money mining ETH but once the "merge" happens its all junk

>>50977365

Risk of downside is too great at this point, to go all in. But if it goes back to 10, 5, and the cult gets formed, then it has another chance. My main reason for not buying at 5 was macro fear surrounding the entire markets in general. It turned out to be a great play and I regret not going all in. Props if you did. But the question remains, how will BBBY fare when SPY drops another 30%? Will it?

All Cohen had to do was not sell. He ruined it.

>>50977526
Yeah I’m not sure my buddy is a slimy fuck who is a bookie on the side. Got his first job out of college as an “HR Analyst” making $60k which was $10k more than anybody in HR because his stepdad was on the board of directors. Dude also was able to work as much overtime as he wanted and get paid 1.5x.
Fast forward a year and his stepdad is no longer on the board but is the CEO.
He was bitching to me because he got promoted from $60k HR analyst -> $70k financial analyst but because his new role was salaried he could no longer milk overtime kek.
It’s a private defense company in Manhattan beach, CA. They are trying to go public and probably will. Can’t give the name obviously but if you do hear whispers of a private Manhattan beach based company going public in the next couple months/years, I would buy they are solid even though the dude I know is a slimy fuck

>>50977582
scandinavian leaders lining up to fuck fresh BBC imports

>>50977481
I sold at 130..

>>50977591
It’s like her face is playdough

>>50977540
>>50977574
fake

>>50977620
Yeah, women are weird. Such is life.

>>50977606
Dying company

>>50977617
stop being a cuck, leave that to the nodicks

bros please give me your bull thesis on $Coin
I need the hopium

>live virus moneypox vax
>41% of vaccinated are hiv positive

How do I profit?

Um guys, why is the market feeling really spooky right now???

>>50977616
Come on anon, give us the name. It's not like they have gone public. You can't be charged with insider trading when there is no company to trade.

>>50977616
>Can’t give the name obviously
never post in smg ever again

>>50977606
Only reason at this point is if you're expecting a buyout

>>50977500
There are more femcels than you think. They just need to be reminded about reality, as their expectations are out of whack due to dating apps. Matchr can help with that. Our professional matchmakers will send you a list of potential matches. You don't get to complain about the lack of 6 foot 4 matches, that they only make low 6 figures, or that they don't have a perfect hairline. People looking for matchmaking services are already mostly past their arrogant picky phase, so they'll have to accept that they don't deserve the best of the best, get a damn husband and settle down. In the end both men and women will realize that it's a much better setup than the insane asymmetric game of Tinder. It's only a matter of time until matchmaking services come back to the West in my opinion, if they don't I guess whites will be extinct next century, since Indians and Asians understand the value of arranged marriages, and Africans just keep fucking like rabbits regardless of anything. I'm also considering partnering with New York rabbis to set up circumcisions for births resulting from the arranged marriages, for an extra revenue stream. I think this business model is foolproof and am increasingly tempted to quit my job and get this started.

>>50977620
i think shes ai designed, face gives uncanny valley vibes
no proof she exists

>>50977323
>Lewis? Lewwwww-is?

>>50977615
Did not go all in. I tossed ~2k @ 200 shares for 9.76
Then tossed $1.25k at 35 Jan 60/80 bull call spreads which would cash for $70k if BBBY closed above 80 in Jan (don’t think this is going to happen now)
I’m still up about 100% on BBBY overall. Just going to stay in it since it’s a small position for me and having some meme stock exposure is fun.
If it goes down to $10-$12 I’ll sell my shares but keep my spread for the meme magic.

>>50977540
that's a man

>>50977616
Is it going public via IPO or SPAC?

>>50977674
Interesting theory, I must say

>>50977558
I saw you post this last night. This is why women should not be presidents. They shouldn't even be allowed to vote desu. I. fact there should be some sort if IQ requirements to vote.

Are we red tomorrow? Want to close my positions soon. Btw how retarded would it be to get bbby calls right now? If Cohen is still holding this could become another GME but I'm not sure where the bottom would be. for some reason I was able to call the dwac dip support and GME and AMC but I can't see anything for BBBY. it's as if someone or something is clouding my force vision.

https://youtu.be/l21A3tS6_vs

she could stand to bear a bit more of a load, architecturally speaking
but HNNNG what is it about boots or socks and nude legs

>>50977616
https://www.pacific-defense.com/

Pacific defense???

>>50977711
Checked

>>50977699
>letting women hold office or any position of power.

>>50977711
These legs… Oh no. I fucking would….

>>50977660
>>50977662
This was a very interesting M&A defense company transaction that happened in 2020. Im curious what the future holds for All Clear

>>50977728
Holy shit is that the facialabuse girl?

>>50977699
checked for truth
also
>white walls
>tons of useless crap and tchotchkes everywhere
ladies and gentleman, the vaunted Scandinavian design sense

>>50977711
He looks like the dollar store version of a discord tranny

>>50977711
She looks like shit here

TOOK MY OLD MAN'S ADVICE
THREE SAD SEMESTERS
IT WAS ONLY FIFTY GRAND

$zm

If BBBY can't hold above $18 into close, it's going to $13 on tomorrow.

Power or sour hour?

>>50977794
im >< this close to short selling it

>>50977799
you could've chosen with your dubs
probably crab now

>>50977457
>>50977481
>>50977524
Oil will die when the Iran deal concludes this weekend. You. Are. Warned.

GCT bros let's go

>>50977799
Checked hour

>>50977799
do you hear the clacking
the crabs call

>>50977556
Yeah, what kind of reckless fucker moves in on Belgian turf?

>>50977799
>>50977815
fuggg

good morning sweetie
coffee?

>>50977808
Do it. Fee rate dropped from 70% yesterday to 60%.
I shorted FAZE last week on the nothing news pump and the fee rate on that was 692% kek

>>50977841
Fuck she needs to lay off the coke and eat something.

Looks like we're bullish again. It's over for the bears. They had ONE (1) red day and that was it. We're heading back to ATHs now. That was the bottom. I hope you bought. There's still time. Do it before the market closes. We gap up after hours. You have been warned. There is only one reason why the forest is dark. The hidden tigers have been assassinated by Jim Brandon's pest control team. There's no bear case left at all. I closed all my shorts just now. Best of luck to all.

>>50977824
she clearly hasn't had to pay the toll yet

>>50977841
>open eyes
>shake off the hang over
>look over at seemingly beautiful woman
>check for penis
>it's not there
>roll over and go back to sleep in disappointment.

>>50977850
Do all Finns look like this I thought they were Chinese

>>50977835
The belgian companies stock value has almost 2x'd since the deal whispers came out.

>>50977868
It's complicated.

>>50977656
Doesn't need to be 100% effective to kill off the (current form of) mpox. At this point, both vaccine and treatment sides are modestly overpriced fwiw.

Anyone tracking MNMD, should I cut my losses and sell the bag or will this thing ride?

>>50977850
Agreed. Not looking that healthy anymore

>>50977824
she looks awfully navatoeing

>>50977868
my wife has finnish ancestry and some of them look like bjork, some like sanna

How could you hate this face?

>>50977906
it's not the face it's the forehead

>>50977568
By my calculations, one (1) more day like this for oil and the Euro will permanently lose parity.

>>50977906
brows on, what's the word? fleek

>>50977906
easily as I have porn comissioned of her tongueing Klaus's anus in his bridal fit at the beach

with all these bio shit pumping you would think that this is a local top

why does CEI move with oil? I thought it was some failed carbon capture company

>XX women posting
>I'm green for the day, finally
What a lovely day.

>>50977906
This is too much
Astounding that she can publish a picture like this and think it is even remotely attractive or flattering

>>50977906
reptile eyes

>>50977929
i dont care anymore beary, i capitulated after 2 months of red in my brokerage account
they won

>>50977926
I hope you're right, fuck the EU

>>50977926
What is logic behind this assertion

>>50977940
I was going to all in on CEI Yesterday, missed out on an easy 12%
The jews did this!

>>50977817
lmfao

>>50977981
The EU will either spend Euros buying oil or kill their economy. In either case, EUR drops.

>>50977983
you had to go and post that

>>50977998
Good

>>50977983

Whoa horsey

gme

>>50977983
And this guy had to go and ruin it for us all.

>>50978000

Some retard in /Bbby/ had $80k of unrealized gains yesterday but held and bought even more today

shill me on what to buy

>>50978052
People are too greedy these days. With my monthly expenses. I could take that $80k, not work for a year or so while still actively trading and living a comfy life. Sad some people just don't know how to stop and smell the roses sometimes.

>>50978062
The LABU dip?

>>50978052
fucking based holders.

>>50978062
Tqqq

>>50978062
SQQQ

>>50978078
What's up with Euro comma and decimal place usage?

>>50978052
What kind of person has that kind of money to throw on one meme stock. Are we talking about multi millionaires here

>>50978081
>>50978094
the duality of man

>>50978078
Hope to God Euros have some kind of tax advantaged account available. Paying cap gains on that would hurt worse than bag holding losses imo.

>>50978096
Tech trannies mostly. That's not a lot of money to them especially coasties. They probably pay upwards of 3-4k in rent every month but have 200k salaries.

>>50977500
Once women hit the wall, they're desperate enough for kids that they'll settle for a bunch of average dudes as long as they have a stable income.

>>50978096
There are millions of millionaires.
Don't underestimate how much money the Fed has pumped out these past 15 years. It's not the same as it used to be.

gandalf market
YOU SHALL NOT CRASH

I physically cannot stop buying marijuana

We're landing HARD.

>>50977743
No, you face blind autust retard. It’s the chink from I want to be neenja.

>>50978150
This. https://dqydj.com/net-worth-percentile-calculator-united-states/ isn't even updated for 2022 and still shows millionaires (sans home equity) as 90.5th percentile. At this point it's possible like 15% of burgers could throw seven figures at some stock play if they really wanted to.

SIGA sisters I cannot take this pain

>>50978157
>that mug

>>50978157
ur a fucking loser

>>50978126
Could be
>>50978150
True, but most millionaires are boomers, and they don’t throw well over 300k into two meme stocks...

>>50978176
You simply aren’t qualified to make that assumption

>>50978157
Dude weeds are absolutely beyond fucking retarded. That picture is fucking disgusting. Junkies are fucking deranged. Stop smoking weed, idiot.

>>50978193
i am because you dont grow your own in your closet and you smoke out of a dildo pipe instead of a bong at least
loser

>>50978162
>literal who's
wow I care!

>>50978162
Crop the dates off the bottoms as if the stock market didn’t already crash

>>50978212
oh god i just noticed the coffee cup pipe too
disgraciata

>>50978212
Why would I grow my own when I could just buy weed that was grown by some dork botanist

>>50978212
how much would it cost one to grow in their closet? asking for myself

>>50978162
Who are these people and why should I bother reading their bullshit opinions?

>>50977540
>it's real

>>50978212
Once you get older you upgrade to cannabis oil and abandon flower. It's cleaner, doesn't stink, and is easy to conceal.

>>50978070
Crypto and GME hype has made people think if they're not millionaires off a single investment they shouldn't sale. Fucking retards deserve to lose.

>>50978167
sorted by age it isn't that bad

what do you niggerfaggots think of MNMD

>>50978260
but it doesn't get you as high

>>50978230
bout tree fiddy if do it right
hundred bucks if you do it wrong

I need you guys to apologize to GME right now. They've been telling you about this dog shit for 2 years, and now that you're holding BBBY with Cohen you see what they try and pull.

what a stupid fucking day i couldve spent the time doing anything else (nothing)

>>50978276
One of the ghosts of Pump and Dumps past.

>>50977476
do you have king oscar in a can?

>Weber stock jumps more than 25%, heads toward best day ever
W-were Boomers right?

>>50978286
It's ok. You spent it here with friends.

>>50978260
It’s convenient and good for the movie theater or when your out drinking but nothing beats the taste of flower.

>>50978277
Some would argue that yes, but I find it to be a much cleaner and functional high over flower.

>>50978276
I remember buying a bag of that shit, 50% down now. Fuck them. Buy soxl

>>50978286
>i couldve spent the time doing anything else
Such as coke, like our PM lmao

>>50978149
... and that's where I come in!

Is buying SIGA calls a horrible idea?

>>50978304
>can't sit through a movie without getting high
>Smokes both flower and vape oil
You are truly a degenerate. You are like one of my friends. We can't go anywhere or do anything without him saying
>Hold on I have to get high first
I vape as a night cap nothing more. The idea of waking up and immediately get high is truly a waste.

Yeah

Holy fuck the hedgefunds put up a 325k bbby sell wall at $30. They are scared shitless.

Took a handful of short vol short theta positions expiring tomorrow on BBBY. As long as it doesn’t moon I will live

>>50978327
Yes, since people will sell into any catalyst bumps at this point. Keep an eye on any school/daycare outbreaks or mutations that reverse the case trends in big gay cities.

>>50978327
Yes. Just buy shares. The market makers manipulate the price every week you better be sure as shit they're selling calls and puts at prices that favor them before they do.

Boring market and boring general.

Poopy market and poopy general.

>>50978337
Imagine the smell

Is that at least a cat? usually smokers are so noseblind that if their dog rolls in shit or gets into some mud, there's still shit or dirt worked deep into their fur a month later, they never actually get it cleaned out, so you get that typical "awful wet dog smell"

>my smoker dad's dog that, despite having almost no fur to clean, smells fucking awful
>my friend's pampered samoyed: smells kinda good actually

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50978361
Yes my SQQQ is just crabbing. Not very exciting. At least my GUSH is gushing.

>weedanons are somehow still alive
>return of the "HEDGIES ARE FUKT" retardposters with BBBY
Literally buying a mountain of puts tomorrow on some shitcos.

>>50978331
>smokes dudeweed
>calls other smokers degenerate
Pull the stick out of your own eye before judging others. Weed is a nig tier drug and smoking it in any quantity makes you a degenerate.

>>50977882
Hiv positive will be animal reservoir for live virus money pox. They will literally be shedding that shit everywhere.

>>50978327
Yes.
Buy shares.
Don't buy options until after the first breakout.
You have been warned.

We resume the bull run folks. From here on out its smooth sailing. Don't worry about september, dont worry about the schemitar this time will be different.

Post more Sanna before the market closes

>>50978284
Who is "they"? Are you insinuating it's (((they)))?

>>50977929
Same, I closes my shorts and went long yesterday. To the moon!

>>50978372
what about us SQQQ holders?

>>50977893
>MNMD
Supposedly the kid and uncle who were involved in bbby are eyeing mnmd. dont know what it means, but may toss a little just to see where it goes

>>50978284
cohen dumped on you retards

>>50978376
All drug habits are for retarded poor people. Even coffee stops working and then you have to drink it to be normal.

Don't fall for the alcohol and tobacco industry's propaganda. Jesus would gently slap you across the face for partaking in any of that shit on a daily basis.

watching this shit makes me want to drink

>>50978392
/r/equesting cat Sanna

what are some stocks that take advantage of this modern conundrum that I'm sure we've all faced?

I WANT TO BE NEENJA

>>50978376
Yes I am aware that there is a certain sect of /smg/ that is straight edge. I however I'm not the type, I'm may be a degenerate but I've been cultured since. There is literally nothing wrong with doing ng psychedelics in moderation.

>>50978412
Uh, Jesus literally made wine, retard

>>50978095
looks like normal european formatting to me. Also says "Aktie" in the top left which means stock in Swedish and many similar scani languages I'm sure.

>>50978380
Could be. Do we have any good stats on what percent of "HIV positive" people are actual 0 T-cell/full-blown-AIDS cases vs. "technically has it but nearly undetectable due to antivirals"?

Cause I wouldn't expect the latter to play reservoir duty even if they technically are "immunocompromised".

My wife bought me new shorts

>>50978439
>drugs not even once

>>50978451
Look up polio live virus. They’re shedding it in New York.

>>50978405
If he dumped then all of the profit from purchases made within the last 6 months (majority of his position) get returned back to BBBY

>>50977354
>bought dunkin donuts because he liked the donuts
he's based desu

SMG acting too cocky and boasting about bbby shorts
AKA it's time to buy. it still has a pump in it.

>>50978456
the little bit of knee coming out of the underside is very haram. Your wife must be getting the vapors. Post her tits.

>>50978456
She has bad style sense, and looks like she gave them to you pre-stained with cum.
8/10 wife

>>50978479
>insider

Does anyone have an estimate when the ukraine war is over (I suspect this should be bullish) or does it not even matter anymore?

>>50978276
got pumped and dumped last year. don't do it.

>>50978479
>If he dumped then all of the profit from purchases made within the last 6 months (majority of his position) get returned back to BBBY
No, you absolute fucking idiots.

>>50978447
Jesus didn't drink it daily and if he saw a coffee addict he'd very nicely call them a retard

>>50978439
kek

>>50978470
So I've heard, but I suspect that's Pakis spreading it among Pakis rather than fags.

Hell, polio's asymptomatic in like 75% of cases (https://www.cdc.gov/polio/what-is-polio/index.htm)), and presents like the flu otherwise, so there's no treatment even being brought to bear there. It'd spread, HIV or not.

>>50978516
Doesn’t really matter, it could drag on for years but get gradually less intense I guess.. the sanctions could be lifted if the war ends though

>>50978516
>estimate when the ukraine war is over
It's going to drag on for a long time unless one of their militaries just collapses (unlikely) or Putin gets couped (also unlikely). Genious Vlad outplayed both his enemies and himself into a position where nobody can back down.

>>50978219
>>50978242
>Harald Bernard Malmgren is a scholar, ambassador, and international negotiator who has been senior aide to US Presidents John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Gerald Ford,[1] and to US Senators Abraham A. Ribicoff and Russell B. Long, United States Senate Committee on Finance. He has acted as an advisor to many foreign leaders and CEOs of financial institutions and corporate businesses and has been a frequent author of articles and papers on global economic, political, and security affairs.
Can't you fucktards even use the internet?

>>50978530
they literally read whatever tinfoil hat screenshot somebody posted in the /gme/ thread and they take it as fact. its hilarious really. he even thought cohen was an insider

Uh oh stinkies
nasdaq is taking a big poopy

Oil is so based, it only goes up

>check portfolio
>+45 AMC Oct 22 puts
>cost basis 5.45

TA roundup for swing trading. Yes I do TA on spy and qqq and yes I backtested to make sure it works. I double check other index tracking charts as well but these are the primary.
>spy bounced off 200 day sma
>momentum indicator: spy: neutral, qqq: one red or flat day shy of a sell signal
>volume indicator: neutral
>tertiary shit test indicator: neutral

>>50978417
4U

>>50978560
line only go up retard

>>50978584

You just know

lmfao what was that close?

>>50978589
we'll see mumu

>>50978584
This certainly feels like a crab zone where we're looking for a break up or down based on...something. Anything!

>>50978605
34k building back better

>DING DING DING
How'd it go today, anon?

>>50978609
How about based on ...nothing

>>50978608
kek

Bears don't get to cum

>>50978617
why the fuck is it raining oil? why waste all that resources like that?

>>50978617
+.7%

>>50978439

>>50978617
6.98%
Lum is never wrong

>>50978584
bitch look like Roy Disney

>still bearniggers in the thread
long way to go before the top

>>50978617
A cool $14.98 (+0.02%)

>>50978609
Could be flattish for a short while. Volume indicator is doing the thing it does when there is consolidation or distribution happening. It's in a flat range at an elevated level. This is just chaikin money flow. I use it set to 12 period. The pattern isn't predictive of anything. It's a wait and see which way the wind blows.

>>50978636
>What a 100% UCO portfolio will do to a nigga

>>50978636
There’s pressure down there where the oil is and sometimes it just forcefully spills out like that. Probably used to happen more back in the day

>>50978617
/cashgang/

>>50978617
traded my way out of a +600$ position into a +200$ EOD result

Now i'm counter trading /smg/ with SOXS & BBBY to make it all back baby!

>>50978617
+$1300 but happier about the $2.50 oscar mayer clearance bacon i found at the store today

>>50978617
Sold a covered call, and changed about 1/4 of my portfolio to cash. Remaining holdings green. Not terrible.

>six months of housing declines
>longest stretch of weakness since 2013
>housing prices still refuse to adjust

>>50978706
Oh just wait until the media begins their sheepdog "HOLY FUCK HOUSING PRICES ARE COLLAPSING" campaign.

>>50978617
>+1.42%
holding 200 shares of LFLYW, 7 shares of SQQQ along with 65 shares of AFCG

>>50977304
NORMIES GET OFF OF MY BOARD

>>50978706
housing prices will not adjust. Get used to the new normal. High prices and high rates. You will own nothing and enjoy it

>>50978712
Demand is dying but supply hasn't crept up. Real Estate will fall 20% or more next year after my puts become worthless

AIRT bros... when...

>>50978456
Nice calves king :)

>>50978617
I almost got the money back I lost yesterday and am now sitting in a spicily leveraged NDX put warrant that I'm holding overnight because I was too lazy to log in to my broker.

JUST BUY

>>50978804

What?

>>50978617
.65 uply

>>50978825
>>50978825
>>50978825
>>50978825

I sold c215 for VTI last month, expiring tomorrow
all week I'm getting edged by the market
we will see, we will see

>>50978617
Made like $150/0.20% on $~78k of VTI, and lost like $16/0.32% on $5k of SQQQ. I'm holding the latter overnight, YOLO

>>50978804
Spxl finna be back on the menu no cap

>>50977727
Oooooooffff.

>>50978346
I sold my puts today. A 2.2X cost me 1 night of theta. Thanks for the gold kind baggies.

>>50977488
That was a mean thing to say anon.

>>50977616
Anon we get to choose out friends, choose more carefully. Surround yourself with good people.

>>50978400
:)

>>50978201
Based

marketwatch: "a 20 year old made $100 million off of BBBY"
*click*
"he did it by buying $25 million of stock at $5
god damnit kys marketwatch

>>50979418
tl;dr
can't read that in heavy's voice either
what a waste