/biz/ - Business & Finance

>SIGA

Links :)

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50973834

$100k VTI
$5k SQQQ
$15k dry powder
wat do

What is this pattern called?

Good work for today mumu, see you tomorrow at 830

>international real estate etf paying out 7.5% dividend yield

Did you see the signal? The signal of the top? I saw the signal.
>>50974286

What website do you guys use for stock information? I've been using yahoo finance but perhaps there is better

SIGA sisters give me some hopium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk

DXY* bros

>>50975625
.> link to globalist malware in OP
What did OP mean by this?

How to uranium and nuclear power?

>>50975641
holy fuck thats an ugly bitch

if this Freeman guy is responsible for BBBY then why don't we get in on his other play now? looks to be in mindmed

https://mindmed.zone/letter

>>50975652
My portfolio is consists of SQQQ, GUSH, and AIRT. You probably should just throw that other 15k into SQQQ. I'm not a bear, but tech is dead.

buy SAVA

>>50975684
>bitch

>>50975669
Turns out homosexuals and monkeypozz are still here.

>>50975652
please tell me you're maxing your roth ira anon
its tax free gains

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

These will make me rich

>>50975641
Very woman pretty.

>>50975694
True smg posters bought SAVA under $2 and are waiting for $900 to sell.

>>50975668
4channel/biz/

>>50975698
I don't have one, lol
Just a normal 401k or w/e that I max out
Should I also max out an IRA?

Just think, in this very thread, maybe even one of these people gave you a (you), there are anons that actually bought ZOM thinking it was a good idea. Lol. Lmao even.

>>50975669
sorry bro its just an std like we've been saying this whole time
imagine seeling semi's just to get into a meme buttsex stock

>>50975717
when the meltup meme goes too far

if freeman was the reason for bbby why dont we look into his other play. looks to be mindmed. took this from zh

https://mindmed.zone/letter

>>50975749
That lil nerd just got lucky proper move is to fade him from now until eternity

>>50975641
That's a very butch biological female

>>50975739
They fell for dog medication scam. AGAIN. I swear it was last year or the one before where that shit was shilled and here we are

>>50975641

>>50975733
holy fuck dude YES you can open your own roth ira even if your job doesn't have one, it's called a rollover
it lets you put up to $6000 a year away and all gains are tax free, completely tax free gains

>>50975693
I bought SQQQ two days ago.
>Some people have it
>Some people are mentally ill faggots

>>50975641
that's a wuuman

>>50975641
Imagine putting your head between her thighs and then she squeezed as hard as she could haha.

>>50975652
If you’re feeling adventurous, try SOXL

>>50975739
There are people in this thread who bought Cielo (Money) Waste Solutions Corp. at $1.50

>>50975793
yeah, but how many 24 hour arm workouts does "she" do?

Not selling my bbby. I just am not going to. Sorry. Hedge fund jews tongue my anus

>>50975800
I don't beleeve this

If the pharmaceutical industry is so greedy and money-grubbing, then why are the vast majority of pharma tickers in the range of shitty penny stocks?

>>50975793
that's a gay brazilian man that goes by ze_longuinho

>>50975782
You know what's sad is women these days are such insufferable creatures that I think one of these trannies would unironically make my dick harder than an actual woman would.

Can you trannies fuck off for like ONE thread?

>>50975824
Fucking wonderful, another cult of AMC and GME posters.

>>50975825
I mean, can you blame them? Just look at that smile, would a person with a smile like this be capable of running a scam?

>>50975827
I'm waiting for Mark Cuban's drug company to go public. Cost Plus Drugs. It's gonna make bank

>>50975355
You're delusional. Even in the case where shorts are force liquidated and do close at a loss, most of the shareholders will get fucked and lose everything when the squeeze resolves. Either that or you see the formation of some new insane cult like GME, a bunch of delusional bagholders chasing a fundamentally worthless equity forever. Kind of similar to bitcoin or other crypto plays - it might take a generation for the losses to show up in GME, but eventually the interest will die. Any wealth there is imaginary. It's impossible for the collective shareholder base to ever cash out because there's nothing of actual value underlying their positions.

To understand the resolution of a short squeeze, take BBBY as the recent example. It's showing 36% of outstanding shares are short.
So due to those shorted shares being resold, there are effectively 136% shares in total as long positions. Of this 136%, only 36% can profit off short liquidations, past that point your back to 100% shares - no shorts remain.
36%/136% = ~26% of the overall long positions that are capable of profiting off shorts. That leaves 74% of current longs who can only benefit from the fundamental value of the company over the long term. For BBBY that's a zero.

Essentially, a short squeeze is still just a pump and dump scheme. Most holders will lose, at the expense of massive profits for the pump organizers and early entrants. It doesn't matter at all that shorts are losing money. Latecomer long positions will get fucked much harder than any shorts. If you buy into a pump like this, YOU are the real exit liquidity, not any shorts.

Finally, going back to BBBY, Ryan Cohen just sealed the pump and dump by selling his entire 14% stake. That's equivalent to half the shorts right there. The short squeeze is over. Congrats to any remaining bagholders. You gave him some excellent exit liquidity.

One aspect I'm not touching on in this post is gamma squeezes, but be aware those resolve similarly.

>>50975827
90% of drugs don't get past P2 into P3. Most biomemes are inherently risky.

>>50975849
He really does seem like a friendly and personable individual.

>>50975845
Umm sweaty, /smg/ is a pro-trans general, weren't you here last night?

>>50975772
Welp you learn something every day I suppose. So I have 4 months and 1.5 weeks to open a Roth IRA and deposit $6,000 for some sweet tax free gainz?

>>50975832
You're totally not gay though, right? haha

>>50975863
also we have a shitty deal with euros where they get the generics for free

>>50975865
Yeah, friendly, like "hey buddy, are you gonna eat that? Thaaanksss" type.

>>50975854
Given all this, why don’t you short the stock?

>>50975873
No. I'm not an internet addicted, oversocialized subhuman.

Thoughts on CYCC?

>>50975854
Ryan cohen didn't sell yet. The amount of fud is insane, you hedge funds are about to lose 25 million on the shorts you bought yesterday that expire tomorrow. Cope and seethe.

>>50975885
That is my impression of sergey.

>>50975874
Yes it's the first thing every investor should be doing. A fun trick is that REITs allow you to invest in real estate but normally your dividends get taxed like normal income (dividends are normally up to 20% but this lets it go up to like 45%)

BUT if you throw your reits or etfs that deal with reits (VNQ or FREL) into your roth ira, all the real estate payments are completely tax free.

>>50975895
good find anon

>>50975897
Cohen is going to sell it's obvious. Your going to be bagholding with pic related people.

bathing bros......

Too many trannies itt, time to balance it out with an Olympic Committee-certified female.

Also next week is red week, next month is red month, next trimester is red trimester. Why are you still longing anything anymore? This is your exit pump.

>>50975854
does the 79m$ in puts that were bought yesterday expring on Friday with strike prices of 17.5 - 22 have anything to do with this post?

>>50975832
whatever that thing is i'd destroy its body with my cock financially speaking of course if you know what i mean

>>50975937
Umm that's a man anon

>>50975929
I got in at $8. I'll sell if I am about to lose money. I have literally doubled my money if I chose to sell now. Seethe nigger. I just won't sell. Deal with it.

diamond hands

spy calls?

>>50975929
>cohen sold his entire stake
>cohen is going to sell its obvious
i'm not even a cultie but you goddam kikes need to get your stories straight

>>50975929
I can't believe people like this actually exist

>>50975956
literally Olympic Committee-certified female

8/19 $425 SPY puts are my lottery tickets this week

>>50975886
because you have to know exactly which day it's going to dump to profit off of it.
weekly options were nearly $4 expiring tomorrow. all of that risk to only make a 2x closing it out today.
borrow rates for shorting are likely similarly 10x higher than normal.

the brokers take all the profits from these pnds.

>>50975874
Oh also your wife lets you have a combined joint one of $12,000. Normally its only income that you've made so she'd have to have a job but a wife is allowed to use her husbands income. So both of you can put away $12,000 a year into what is essentially an income tax free retirement account

lol @ you if you didn't buy NEPT under 1.5

>>50975845
theyve ruined every formerly good board on this shithole no surprise they finally found smg

>>50975976
how much does an olympic certified female cost I need to purchase one for bredding purposes

Fairly new to ETFs, am I retarded or is pic relate genuinely a good portfolio?

>60% US equity
>30% Long-term UST
>10% REIT
>2x leverage

I would try to achieve this with 30% VTI, 30% UPRO, 20% TMF and 10% VNQ. Even in shitty periods like 2000-2009, this seems to perform similar to a non-leveraged portfolio with a similar structure. I'm most worried about another 1970s-type scenario with sustained inflation since that would kill both my stocks and TMF

>>50975973
I just want to go places with my dog all day but shekelberg makes me wage slave.

>>50975976
Looks male to me

>>50975966
kek you couldve sold yesterday for 27$ but "diamond handed" all the way to 18
lol
lmao

>>50975641
You could have posted some beautiful Asian girl on here but, out of all of the digitized picture and video files of humanity, you chose to post this instead. What do you have to say for yourself?

>>50975971
The jew is scared. It's incredibly bullish for bbby. Changing his story already.

>>50975672
Yankees, cowardly Euros, and bulls tremble before it.

Also long BAL.

spy $430 close

>>50975966
I made money off it too, sold at $27. You'd be smart to get out on the next pump (if there is one) because Cohen WILL dump his bags on you, and you'll be kicking yourself later.

>>50975845
Tranni posting is a sell signal foe soxl

How are SIGGERS coping with memepox confirmed being just another fag disease?

>>50975874
You cant withdraw from your Roth until you're 59

>>50975993
If you have to ask you can't afford one

>>50976002
I'm not poor like 99.9% of the faggots in this thread. Makes no difference to me. I'll hold and sell for a small loss and sell below $8 right it off on taxes.

>>50976037
Obviously it's not just a gay disease because little boys are catching it too

>>50975994
My bad, pic related is for 1994-2020. I did not want to factor in the insane 2021 bull run. For 1994-2022, CAGR is 16.9%, Sharpe 0.75, Sortino 1.13

>BBBY down 20%
>BBW only down 3%
when you practice fat acceptance?

SOFI CHADS
ready for a pump!!

>>50976035
>daily fascism support +0.01

>>50976016
The faggotry posting has been ballooning this year compared to the past.

>>50975994
You're overthinking it. Only hold VNQ separate in your roth ira ($6000 a year)to avoid getting fucked by income tax (reits get taxed like normal income). This gives you a slight inflation hedge.

Then hold some international (10% VEA - europe and japan, 10% VWO emerging markets, and VSS international small cap) on top of your american stock market. This protects you even further from inflation. I wouldn't go higher than 30% until emerging pops off or japan stops shitting the bed.

And finally put the final 70% just into the american stock market. A total market cap is exactly what you need and Fidelity's FSKAX is perfect. Absurdly low expense ratio of 0.015% and performs just as well as the S&P 500 while also giving you mid, small, and micro cap exposure.

>>50976035
What is it about wh*te women?

>>50975994
It's reasonable, but I'd still rather short VIX futures.

Uh, excuse me... We're going the wrong way.

>>50976037
>literally implying that gay people fuck dogs and kids
Get a load of this homophobe.

do you guys trade with your socks on or off?

>>50976085
That must be a troll

>>50976093
You're on the wrong side of history. Recession cannot happen under Biden, he is way too good economist to allow it.

>>50975886
Why would I go short...?
As I said, this could resolve into a new GME or AMC situation with perpetual bagholders dumping paycheck after paycheck to prop up their bags while the CEOs of these companies scheme about how they can pull off some mass-dilution to pad their own wallets.
I'm not going to fight that, I'm just posting a warning to those who are dumb enough to think that a short squeeze is some magical formula for free money. It's fucking not. It's a pump and dump with a different name. That's all it is. That's all it'll ever be.

>>50975938
>>50975897
As I said: Delusional.

>>50975966
Awesome dude you lost half your profits over night, but now instead of taking what gains you have left (at the expense of whatever sucker is buying today), you feel the need to propagate this ponzi even longer in hopes that you can dump an even bigger turd on the sucker that follows in your wake. Very kind of you.

>>50976093
oops my bad, check again

>>50976085
There aren't enough beatings that's whats wrong with them.

>>50976089
I just bought some UVXY today because ~20 is the mean reversion. It could go to 18 but the fed hasn't kneel'd yet so thats not likely along with uncertainty of this winter. My bond shorts are however underwater currently until rates go back up above 3% on longer dated treasuries.

just shorted appl 50x perps

>>50975994
Give it to me straight, is a 100% SP500 portfolio a retarded move for holding for decades

>>50976038
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sepp.asp

>>50976016
>big juice cock
last all night into archive
>big tiddy goth chicks
nukes before refresh
you see in /smg/ a big cock or faggot is essentially a pinned post. bummed, (you'd), and admired by jannies.

>tfw a pack of impoverished bobos show up at your warehouse begging for a job

>>50976037
Sold it all off before the dumpening once the 5x vax strategy kills it off. Libtard homos have very high vax rates. Dead end is confirmed for dead end.

Smart money is out or sold already.

It doesn't really matter what happens to the market, the Euro being such a pathetic currency means I'm making money either way.

BLUE BUBBLE BROS LETS GO

I remember when a DXY 1% up day coincided with a -3% down day for equities. Don’t worry, equilibrium will be found when we have our first circuit breaker day of the year. There is no free lunch, you’re not going to get away with the -.25% down days when everything else is flashing crash warnings

>>50976052
>>50976105
99% of cases are in faggots, literally. Of course people in "close contact" with them are at risk too but that goes for AIDS too.

>>50976016
That dude is way more in shape than the majority of Asian women, I for one am inspired to exercise today.
Don't neglect your physical health in preference of your financial health, this is advice.

>>50976140
Change it to 100% SPXL and you're good. Especially if you're doing the standard "buy and hold with monthly contributions" Boglehead shit.

>>50976160
Bubble wars is the worst meme to exist in quite some time.

>>50976140
>is a 100% SP500 portfolio a retarded move for holding for decades
No and all the billionaires agree with you.
But the total market is 70% the SP500 so you might as well hold the total american market.

>>50976129
>10 sheckles have been deposited into your account.
Want to compare net worth and we can really see who the poor nigger is here? Post your portfolio, go ahead poor fag.

>>50976135
yeah VIX is low and unlikely to get lower. However watch out, VIX futures are in strong contango so UVXY is gonna keep decaying. If VIX stays flat your UVXY will have lost ~22% a month from now.

>>50976168

nothing can stop the dollar bulls

>>50976052
>the only kids and animals getting it are the ones that live with gay people
anon...

>>50976129
>Why would I go short...?
I guess the way I read it was that shorts will win eventually, but given all sorts of practical issues like borrowing costs etc maybe it’s not possible to do, I dunno

>>50976160
apple being designed for women explains so much

>>50976052
>How did the STD get into the child?
MonkeyPax is an STD. Time to move on

>>50976178
my uncle did that - he retired when SPXL hit $140. went back to work when it hit $70

>>50976191
Yeah I thought there wasn't some bullshit going on with it. I know there are other ways to play volatility. How are mid-term futures affected by it?

>>50976033
no one checked my dubs

Very homophobic of you guys to fud SIGA the way you are. It's like you don't care about the gay community at all.

>>50976232
Does this chart look bullish?

SIGA bros... what are the implications for SIGA when the first case of munkeypux goes from dog to wh*te women?

>>50976232
I'm sorry your uncle had no idea what risk management is or why you keep 1-2 years of expenses in cash during retirement. Maybe now he's learned though.

>>50976265
not really. but it did look bullish back in mid june which is why i bought

>>50976270
The death knell for the white race.

All I want is to get these iron condors filled at a price that isn't absolutely ass raping me

>>50976271
so you're saying he shouldn't have held a 3x ETF forever? if you have to peel off your gains from the 3x ETF wouldn't it be easier to buy a 2x ETF?

Fed goons are so desperate to crash equities they keep barking at the dollar to keep rallying, Bullard just said he supports .75 for September

I was thinking of making some sous vide filets mignon for dinner, but after pondering quite a bit I might change my plans and go with some steamed hot dogs. On baguette, slathered with dijon mustard with piment d'espelette, and homemade pickles.

SIGA baggies kek

Sell today?

>>50976323
a meal fit for a tranny

>>50976188
You're the 5-fig fag with the 30k BBBY position bragging about your 5k in profits aren't you?
I just know it.. well it's more like 2k in profits after today I'd imagine.
How does it feel knowing that you caused probably 50k+ in losses among your peers for the sake of pumping Ryan Cohen's scheme just a little bit further as he silently made his exit?

I have no reason to show my own portfolio so unfortunately you can only guess at my wealth. If you want to pretend that I'm broke as if that somehow negates the validity of my arguments, go ahead. Appeal to authority is a popular fallacy. So popular that even an anonymous imageboard cannot escape it's temptations. Even I fall prey to it sometimes, as evidenced by this post.

>>50976323
>homemade pickles
You don't say

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MOMENT I EVEN THINK ABOUT SELLING PUTS IT FUCKING PUMPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>50976160
Simple as
>posted from my iPhone 13 Pro

can we get a picture of young john rocker?

>>50976341
jam anon is that you?

got a website?

>>50976338
If I wanted to emulate the sensation of being filled with cum during fellatio, I would have gone with cheese sausages. You know nothing about transgender diets.

>>50975625
is it a good time or a bad time to buy iron and/or copper?

So is this head and shoulders going to fill or what?

>>50976323
>Sous vide fillet mignon

Just do it in a pan, the entire point of expensive steak cuts is that you don't need to slow cook them.

Alright I'm about to go to the grocery store (KR) you fags need anything?

Oil?

>>50976380
Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhh

>>50976265
If you're a Zoomer spazz looking at 1 year timeframes for your retirement, you're beyond saving. Pic related is the worst case (two crashes in two years) that long term, conservative, DCAing Boomer investors might have to endure over a gigantic 30 month time horizon.

>>50976315
No, I'm saying that retirement dollars should be invested according to their timeframe. The money he'll need 30 years from now should be invested differently than the money he'll need to "not have to go back to work" - i.e. expenses to cover any short term market drawdowns.

That's shit they teach you on day 1 of retirement advising.

I'm gonna need a supersized sour hour for some heavy slurping opportunities.

fuck why isn't there an easy way to make distilled water. have to run to Target (TGT)

>>50975698
Yes but you can’t deduct your losses. Roth IRA balance went from $37k -> $15.7k.
Meanwhile margin account has gone from $22k -> $33k because I can trade spreads and short shit in it unlike my Roth.
Agree tax free gains are OP but I’m waiting to max out this year until I see a clear bottom then I’ll prob just lump sum it.

>owning SIGA
>august 2022

kek

>>50976358
I only have a instagram that I barely use. I'm working towards getting a storefront and then I'd be able to sell online. Then I'll have a website.
>pic rel smoked salted caramels

>>50976247
See http://vixcentral.com/
So November and beyond aren't low but basically they won't move either way until they come closer to expiration, so it's practically a question of evolving leverage (buying long term futures is like low leverage now but higher leverage in the future).

>>50976382
Is this the S body shape

>>50976356
You don't really need a picture of me, that webm basically tells the exact same story. Life does go downhill fast zoomers kek

Alright bros, I have sold all my VOO and have cash for the next leg down. SPY to 4500.

>>50976405
nice bro i just picked a colander full of blackberries from my property, and harvested the petals from my rose bush to make rosewater

any water tickers
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/feds-cut-water-deliveries-arizona-and-nevada-may-impact-food-production

>>50976129
>As I said: Delusional.
so no rebuttal then?

Where the FUCK is Jerome? I need him to pump my IONQ calls.

>>50976405
love me some pickles.
Do know when you gonna have the storefront?

>>50976335
if you want to rebuy when it goes lower, sure
my price target is 40

Ryan Cohen is such a gigantic piece of shit. But then I remembered that King Pajeet used retail as his designated shitting street with his shitty SPACs. So I guess in relative terms he isn't the biggest piece of shit.

>>50976412
So UVXY is essentially the immediate contract speculating? If VIX remains rangebound +/-1% of 20 then I can stand to lose the future price -rangebound vix in % value on UVXY which is the contango you're talking about?
I dont know if that made sense.

>>50976466
lol Chamath

>>50976432
DHI (they bought VWTR)

>>50976450
Probably won't have the money to start it for another year if business keeps going at the same pace. But I already have my concept and recipes for what I want to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujxqK2PEom8
Bring up the bear market chart, next up is the vertical cliff

>>50976379
Pan frying sucks for thick steaks IMO

>>50976432
I once scalped PRMW for 3% gain as a meme trade but i dont think i would do it again
>public since 1992
>EPS still negative
>wot

Stop posting food. It's day 2 of one meal a day and the first 4 hours or so are the worst of each day. I just want to pop in a totino's pizza but I must resist.

>>50976488
What are you cooking that can't be done with a 3-4 minute sear both sides?

>>50976503
its easier to lose weight if you exercise and stuff your face with a salad you fat fuck

Not even trying to fud but SIGA is going back to $15. Sell now retards

>>50976503
could never get into totinos, and I am a pretty big fan of junk food.

>>50976503
Just make some soup

>>50976480
cool hope succeed in leaving waging

>>50976488
just take it out of the fridge 2 hours before cooking and you're good

>>50976468
Yeah imagine that VIX flatlines for a month at 20, because the contract that expires in a month is 23 now and will expire at whatever VIX is at the time that means it will go from 23 to 20. And UVXY has 1.5x leverage plus other costs, so you'll lose if VIX doesn't move.

making a goulash for the boys getting the gains
>>50976519

>>50976511
Don't call me fucking fat! I'm a hamchad that needs to lose a couple pounds but I'm not fat. Women throw themselves at hamchads like me.

>>50976515
Totinos reminds me of childhood. I love that shit.

I walked to a local cafe for brunch though since I'm off this week and enjoying not having to be near a million fucks. I'd go with my roommate but that fucker is asleep after playing wow all night and probably won't wake up until 3 in the afternoon

>>50976529
Hmm alright, I have two filets so maybe I'll try one on the pan and one sous vide then seared and compare.

>>50976532
and if we get a market crash it moons

>>50976379
>>50976488
>Pan frying sucks for thick steaks IMO

It does. For anything thick you will want to reverse sear. Sous vide is fine as well, but you'll want to cool it off and desiccate the exterior

>>50976538
Make some healthy curry

>>50976511
>its easier to lose weight if you exercise and stuff your face with a salad you fat fuck
No, it’s easier to just stuff your face with salad.

>>50976505
nothing but the fact that he even contemplates putting steak in a plastic bag and then boiling it means he doesn't deserve cow meat and should be put on a diet of cricket flour and basedbeans

>>50976515
I think it's just something I took from my childhood. Used to love those as a kid. The my definitely aren't pizza, but they're something, and I like them a lot.
>>50976519
You can't eat anything until dinner that's the rule. I can have a coke zero though which will help.

>>50976567
>I can have a coke zero

Does coke zero have calories? If so you aren't fasting

>>50976488
Pan frying sucks period for most meats. You can't beat lump charcoal.
Btw some anon like a month ago tried to correct me about reverse searing and said you sear first, then cook it. I never got the chance to tell you what a retard you are. You've got it exactly backwards. I think you might have been drunk, I'm not sure. Either way if by chance you read this, learn how to cook, retard.

>>50976561
Just do a fast once a week. Makes losing weight so easy.

>>50976567
Just have a little snack

>>50976573
As the name implies, it has zero calories.

listen I have to tell you guys something. i larp as a big fancy homeowner, but in reality I'm a rentoid and my landlords are a BMIF couple

>>50976592
Oh, right

>>50976592
The zero means zero sugar

>>50976548
Sort of, but VIX futures don't swing as much as VIX unless they're about to expire.

>>50976567
If you don't care about staining your teeth just chug black coffee all day, that always worked as an appetite suppressant for me.
Sips work too, but they're more costly and they'd actually give me a come-down feeling unlike powering through a 2 liter pot of free black coffee while working.

>>50976226
Yes, the meme stock phenomenon is rooted in making stocks too difficult to short. RDBX shares will turn into .27c worth of another company's shares - straightforward short from their current $10 price. Except borrow fees touched 1000% - your entire profit is gone if you hold your short for a month. Plus you can't find shares to borrow anyway. Plus you probably get margin called halfway through. You can buy put options - but the premium is nearly equal to your profit margin.

A really fun example that still exists today is DWACW. This is a warrant that, in 2028, turns into a DWAC share at an exercise price of $11.50. DWAC trades for $30, DWACW trades for $7. This doesn't make sense because DWACW + $11.50 = DWAC. $7 + $11.50 is not $30.

There is arbitrage here. Sell DWAC for $30, buy DWACW for $7, wait 6 years, exercise and cover your short for $11.50. Profit $11.50, per share, guaranteed. The profit was even larger when DWAC was $100 and DWACW was $30.

Even after the DWAC pumps, the price inconsistency between DWAC and DWACW still exists, because nobody has figured out how to safely hold a large negative number of DWAC shares, covered by a large positive number of DWACW

Time for tsla calls motherfuckers
If you know, you know

I'm out driving solo again today. Gonna find a nice country road and fap

>>50976402
>>50976333
>>50976512
>not owning SIGA
NGMI
I have $800 worth of Aug 30 C’s I sold short against my Dec 30C longs that are expiring tomorrow. Feels pretty comfy anon.
If SIGA closes above 30 in March ‘23, the $3.5k I dropped on my 50 25/30C spreads becomes $25k.
Pretty good reward/risk profile if you ask me.

>>50976618
This is true it also has 0 calories though.

>>50976581
REEEEEEEE stop posting food.

>>50976604
You're not a rentoid, you're just maintaining a 0% allocation to real estate, which is smart in this environment of rising interest rates :^)

>>50976624
wrong and now I call all of your posts into question

>>50976356
fucking kek

>>50976635
That’s correct

>>50976653
I never got a picture of when this was finished :(

it really was transitory

I listened to lil Chuddie and bought a lil SIGA

>>50976677
is that a big green egg?

>>50976677
Need to grab another ribeye roast from costco this weekend, do a lil grill.

>>50976683
>wingzone changed their 50% off wing tuesday to be 50% off 50% of the order
>they raised prices
wingzone dead

>>50976677
I suppose this will make me stronger mentally. If I need to I'll take my frustration out on the crack whore employee at work.

>>50975657
start of a bullish flag
or maybe head and shoulders.
/shrug

>>50976592
How about Pepsi Max?

How come this VIX* long synthetic is only $4
While a /VX for sep 22 is $23

>>50976694
Yes it is

ITT poorfag cope. Disgusting!

>>50976081
Thanks anon, I did not know that about REITs. My tax knowledge is basically
>IRA pre-tax contribution, taxed at distribution, roth other way round
>Short term cap gains taxed like regular income, long (> 1 yr) as cap gain
I mainly wanted to see if I could make a portfolio that captures upside without getting fucked too hard by volatility drag, VTI/UPRO is just an example and I'm fine structuring my holdings in other ways. My time horizon is long so I'm ok riding the leverage rollercoaster. I'm familiar with the cheap fidelity/vanguard mutual funds.

The plan is to max out Roth IRA before putting anything in a taxable account

With the 1970s thing I mainly meant that I don't have data on REIT performance under such circumstances so idk how this portfolio will perform, I don't think it's likely to happen. I tested it under other scenarios though like 2000-2010, 1995-2005, etc, and it does ok there.

>>50976089
I've heard of this but I need to research because I don't want to buy shit I don't understand

Need to make this one again too...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPgoUhZwfFA

just went all in SOXS at 35.20
how long until i make it

>>50976718
Pepsi max is vile shit. I've tried it one time and it's just not the same. I don't know what foreskin mixture coke uses in coke zero but goddamnit it's perfect. Can't even drink regular coke anymore

>>50976734
Redpill me on synthetic VIX futures

why is SOXL pumping today? I'm not finding any news.

Why does SIGA trade inversely to BV3. HAHA

Go up 1% due to siga Go down 1% of Siga Go back up 1% of BV3.. This game is rigged

>>50976448
Not worth rebutting. I specified directly that I would not touch on gamma in that post. I'll expand and clarify that I really meant I wasn't gonna dig into derivatives at all, but since you're pushing, I suppose I can add a bit of basic info.

To start, I hope you understand that for every buyer there's a seller. Think about that. Seriously.
A bought put can be negated by purchasing stock and selling a call.
A sold put can be negated by shorting stock and buying a call.
This goes both ways, so a sold call can also be negated by buying puts and purchasing some direct stock.
Delta hedging is a strategy of scaling in/out of stock to cover exposure to sold options that avoids these direct pairs. MMs utilize it because you can't always find buyers/sellers of negating positions at equivalent strikes at the same times, although the strategy is susceptible to rapid squeezes especially near key expiration dates.

The real question is: How many call buyers (or put sellers) want to be left holding stock when we reach expiry? Do these traders even have liquidity in their portfolios to convert their call options into real stock?

My guess is that most of these bearish looking options positions you question are MMs hedging exposure or random traders attempting to profit off the insane IV in this week's options. These types of plays always reach some absolutely retarded levels on OTM options strikes as the pump hits it's peak.

I should disclose that I haven't actually looked in depth at BBBY's options though. I don't really give a shit. This is mostly conjecture based on previous situations that were similar.

>>50976757
That Cherry Coke Zero is the perfect soda

>>50976559

>>50976661
haha shows what you know. Futures prices are always somewhere between VIX and the furthest future, which doesn't move much no matter what VIX does unless there's a long term change. So if VIX goes up to let's say 50, the furthest future contract will remain priced at 28, maybe 29, and every other contract will be between those two. So if VIX is at 50 but the nearest contract has a few weeks to expire it might not even reach 40, and that's because the market expects VIX to come back down by expiry, that's why all future contracts become closer to the expected future mean as their expiry becomes more distant.

See VIX is the red line, and futures are the other one. They get closer to the red line until they meet and expire, so the red line is always the lowest or the highest. No matter what happens that means the future contracts can't swing as much as spot VIX.

>>50976747
>With the 1970s thing I mainly meant that I don't have data on REIT performance under such circumstances so idk how this portfolio will perform, I don't think it's likely to happen. I tested it under other scenarios though like 2000-2010, 1995-2005, etc, and it does ok there.
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>>50976757
Damn for me it's the other way around, I find Coke zero tasteless. I think that Pepsi might have burned my tasting buds..

>>50976754
China invades Twink island inshallah

>>50976795
Yeah that's what I used but REITs only go back to 1995 there is what I meant

which one of you is bruhbehindwendys on stocktwits?

>>50976634
Retard, it’s never going above 25 again. Tired of everyone acting like this bioshit pnd is their make it ticket. It’s not. You are an incel.

A lot of you seem put together and relatively normalfaggish. I often think about what it would be like to hang out with you and the horrors you would experience based on my behavior.

>>50976762
buy the ATM VIX* call
+C19

sell the ATM VIX* put
-P19

>>50976683
Fake. Big banks are flooding the market with paper chickens.

>>50976754
2 weeks
>>50976765
bulls turn bullish on news of bullish sentiment

Uhh why is REI and UEC going up?

>>50976840
Here's one more before I have to shower and take kitty to the vet

>>50976769
Do you realize mpox is now a stable, endemic STD?

OK, now realize that those two companies are directly competing for market share.

>>50976378
^^

do i cuck out of my soxl puts now or hold?
expire: tomorrow

>>50976873
i guess because there are bullish investors buying shares at higher prices than before

is quad witching week gonna be when we finally get the crash?

>>50976788
>No matter what happens that means the future contracts can't swing as much as spot VIX.
this is what many people thought until volmageddon happened and proved it wrong AFAIK

>>50976842
imagine still having enough in your account for margin trading
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50976882
Does that mean I will make it? or will i make it?

>>50976876
Looks good, sorry about the jewess, but as a Jew myself, I could have told you...

>unlimited loss potential
Would it be good to buy a call to cap your losses, or are you just better off buying a regular call at that point?

Cohen didn't sell. Bbby is going to take off.

>>50976923
@
>>50976842

>>50976892
yeah, exactly, i said a "crash" not a dump
when we hit circuit breakers vix futures goes parabolic

>>50976932
How the hell is that pic bullish?

>>50976932
KEEP SIMPING FOR A BILLIONAIRE
LOL

>>50976958
SQUEEZE BOBO TESTICLES

>>50976842
Uhhh thanks I guess. Where can I read about this?

>>50976932
$1000/share?

>>50976831
>4 pbtid
>all SIGA fud
Yes I’m retarded for a 6.0 R/R with $3.5k that expires in 9 months
It’s going above 25 next week chud
>you are an incel
stop shitting up this comfy thread faggot

>>50976910
Here's what you should do:
1) Calculate how many gays are in the first world. That's your maximum market size.
2) Estimate the total number of expected yearly cases (you can take a city like NYC, eyeball its case data - https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/data/health-tools/monkeepox.page - and divide it into the population)
3) Multiply by 100%/50%/20% TPOXX administration rates.
4) Remember that SIGA was at $7/share when all they did was sell our national stockpile 375k courses per year on a rolling basis.

>>50976958
50 million in puts expire tomorrow and hedge funds are about to lose $50 million 1 day after buying.

>>50976914
It's okay I already dumped her for fucking a nigger

>>50976774
i know what delta-gamma hedging is. i think you will see another "cult" form because its a lot of the same people in the GME cult. they follow Cohen

>>50976892
>>50976951
Except Feb 2018 futures hit a high of 33.35 while spot VIX hit 50.30, so even in that situation I'm right.

>>50976873
Check out WTI futures.
EIA report yesterday broke the narrative and we're back in an energy bullrun. Not surprising really, as we head into fall and SPR nears completion.

>>50976941
The max loss only 2.4k as you selling a naked put 1900 + the debit of 400 from the call you bought


>>50976975
https://www.tastytrade.com/shows/know-your-options/episodes/synthetics-07-29-2016


https://www.tastytrade.com/shows/market-measures/episodes/vix-synthetics-partial-vix-future-05-21-2015

>>50976840
I'm on 4chan since 2006. As you can imagine I didn't grow up to be a normal adult
> t. kissless level 33 virgin autist.

I’m buying HUT 8 mining despite being a technologically retarded 30 year old boomer

>>50977014
Yeah but what if they don't?

>>50976016
I would rather see a man with nice glutes than a disgusting flat faced, bug eyed, skinny-fat gook

>>50976932
The sense of desperation is visible.

>>50975641
That's really gay

>>50977061
Bitfarms will be better long term

>>50977048
Based as fuck, energy chads rise up

>>50977066
>Yeah but what if they don't?
>>50977014
>50 million in puts expire tomorrow and hedge funds are about to lose $50 million 1 day after buying.

we are going to FUCKIN FIND OUT. guess what tomorrow also its?

Pay Day.
it's going to be the hedgies vs reddit's buying power. Everyone with direct deposit gets paid Friday morning at 12:01 am. expect fireworks. my calls expire 8/26 so i'm just along for the ride. i made the decision before i even entered the trade that i'm willing to lose alll the money i put into this

>>50977014
>>50976958
>>50976932
yeah maybe 50 mil in puts expire tomorrow but the puts in that tweet are already in the green/close to green.
>30P 9/16 exp $12.96 premium; B/E of $17.04
>25P 8/19 exp $4.25 premium; B/E of $20.75

kek baggies

>>50977088
You know what they say: try to bury an oil baron and you'll both end up underground, but he'll be at home there.

do i join the SIGA or BBBY baggies?

>>50977125
short both and laugh at them thinking they could create life changing money doing nothing

is the sell in september and go be transgender meme true

>>50977044
Perhaps, but GME was a bit more organic with WSB and DFV pumping it, and then the whole RH situation where they blocked buyers really sealed it. I'd say this is more comparable to AMC.
If you understand all this though, why were you asking me?

Your first post smelled of conspiracy theories. Sorry if I misjudged you.

>>50977125
SIGA's only potential catalysts are mutations or FDA EUA approval (both of which are less likely by the day as outbreaks peter out). Otherwise, it's only modestly overpriced.

>>50977113
Do poors who get paid weekly actually trade enough to really matter, though?

>>50976335
I sold at $21.20ish

>>50977157
the volume and sentiment now is nothing like the insanity that happened in early 2021, delusional retail people with pipedream fantasies are chasing 'the next GME' that will never ever happen again

>>50977088
I hope the anon I shilled KOS to bought. It up 10% from two days ago. $6.60 right now with a $10.40 PT

>>50977125
BBBY is done and its bleeding to 0
Buy SIGA if it dips below 20

Is nobody going to point out the fact that the kpop poster is obviously tinny?

>>50976270
more likely some chink tried to take a bite out of fido and was subject to a reversal (stick to bats chang)

>>50977165
>When you made it and you go to topgolf with your prostitute

>>50977053
Ah yes I was thinking of a synthetic short

Wouldn’t this be one of the better VIX plays? Open when VIX is relatively low with a far expiration and wait for it to pop

>>50977165
>Do poors who get paid weekly actually trade enough to really matter, though?
it doesn't have to be weekly - it could be bi-weekly like most paychecks. some people are getting paid tomorrow no matter what

>>50975679
Dont, go geothermal/ultra deep drilling. It is the future. Research Quaise Energy and the tech/ideas around it.

>>50976842
what program is that?

>>50977125
SIGA has an actual product, tons of huge catalysts, and tons of institutional investors, BBBY is a reddit meme stock. Why do you think?

>>50977195
>implying prostitutes have that good a swing

>>50977205
Just FYI, savings rate in USA is down to 5% from 15% during corona. I feel like people are busy buying food, gasoline and paying rent nowadays

>>50977217
>implying they don't
Step up uggo

>>50977206
the germans are going long on heat pumps so our future is gonna look like Frostpunk
>>50977217
well duh because she has to be able to handle a man whose not afraid to swing around 100x leverage to make its dick

>>50977229
Nigga, where the fuck are you finding golf-playing prostitutes?

>>50977217
not the broke ass cunts you can afford!

>>50977225
thats true but people who invest have disposable income. poor people who dont buy stocks will be buying groceries

>>50977205
People who are paid bi-monthly (I assume that's what you meant) typically get paid on the 1st and the 15th. I don't think anyone except poor people are getting paid tomorrow, and they're not going to dump their entire paychecks into some meme stock that's already petering out.

>>50977225
Yep now conditions are too tight for most of Americans but its also indicative of our business culture being too expensive to get started since the cost of buying food out is incredibly more expensive than making it yourself.

>>50977195
Such a cope

>>50977261
Every woman is a prostitute some just don't tell you the number up front or not.

>(((Cohen))))
What kind of mental gymnastics did baggies come up with to trust this jewish billionaire?

>>50975832
Gay cope. You were diddled

You lazy shits

>>50977280
>>50977280
>>50977280

>>50977252
The working poor get paid daily.

>>50977225
Credit card balances have also increased dramatically.
I’m curious what % of that is on 0% interest credit cards though. Right now you can get 0% intro APR for 12-15 months and then get 0% APR with a balance transfer for 12-15 months to a different card again and again. It’s possible to defer expenses for a couple years with the current credit climate.
Smarter to take the cash you would spend paying credit card debt and grow it via stocks or bonds or some shit then pay it when deferral capabilities cap out.

>>50977241
It's no longer a high class sport after tiger woods took over
I know a few low tier slags that play golf
They're all whales and will suck you off if you 'invest' in them

>>50977210
Fidelity active trader pro


>>50977202
Sort of. it might be better to buy a debit spread for
long C25

sort C30

Because its so cheap

https://optionstrat.com/build/bull-call-spread/VIX/220921C25,-220921C29

>>50976503
just drink lots of coffee anon

>>50976061
What makes you think it will pump? I'm interested

Test

>>50976133
See a white bitch, beat the shit out of her. Problem solved.

>>50976634
Cool story, still not going to hold your bags

>>50977060
Same but 2009. Do you find you are content and happy anyway? I do