/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ballpark numbers:
Chef's Tasting at Le Bernardin for two: $1000
Uber: $50
Nice suit: $1000
Champagne (Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label Brut): $70
Decent Manhattan apartment: $3000-4000/mo
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All-in-all, this seems pretty reasonable after around $150k/yr. Not every Friday, but maybe once per month.

>>50963066
i mean for the girl retard

>>50963077
$0, but you'd have to not be a complete autist. Sorry.

>>50963077
that's a man

>>50962945
Like 200K a year realistically in Manhattan. You won't be saving any money, blowing most of it on coke, alcohol, whores, and food in addition to working 80+ hour weeks until you have any type of seniority.

The girl is hot and it makes me angry that this retard is dating her.

Imagine spending all that money so some thot can make a tiktok of you and post you for ridicule

>>50962945
>that haircut
lmao

>>50962945
great value patrick bateman

>>50962945
she looks like a botched hapa and he looks like an incel

>>50962945
I uninstalled twitter cause I'm banned and I'm not giving them my fucking email. Post her pic

>>50963256
yup pretty sad

>>50963297

Kek

>>50962945

He looks like a hybrid between review brah and the joker

>>50962945

>>50963297
checked and keked

this guy is some low level drone and will stay that way because hes clearly too ugly and uncharismatic to succeed. she probably gave him a handjob though!

>>50962945
>Le Bernardin

Couldn't get a reservation at Dorsia huh?

>>50963325

Sugardaddy bros… I don’t feel so good. If I look like this in public with my SB I’m done

lol at the NPC replies shitting on the guy while he outearns you and fucks hot girls. you are the same as the Twitter NPCs

>>50963548

I probably make more than him as a tech bro

>>50963574
unlikely, techcuck comp is lower than finance and has a much lower ceiling, and nobody will ever respect techcucks

>>50963548
do u think paying for companionship/sex is a flex you should be proud of?

>>50963548
>>50963548

>that hairline

Tbf he might be an OK guy. Not his fault that his gf is an attention whore and needs to put this shit on social media

>>50963590>>50963548

>>50963590

Most finance bros will never make 7 figures, most will wash out before cracking 300k

that hairline is fucked

>>50962945
All those fags in the replies are making fun of this kid for no reason
>LOL his shoes aren't polished
>LMAO drinking his champagne out of a FLUTE??!!!??
>HE GOT FULL AFTER EATING??!! WHAT A FAG
like nigga this kid just took his gf out for dinner why is everyone bullying him

>>50963714
jealousy just like ITT

>>50963714
because the video is meant to brag

>>50963714
women and normies love shitting on ugly men purely because they are ugly. All the insults boil down to hit appearance. if he was good looking he wouldnt be cringe. Meanwhile these loser twitter nobodies are shitting on some kid who is just trying to live his life. This gossip shit is 100% effeminate faggotry

>>50963714
>guy is ugly
>people laught at him
its that simple

>>50962945
Has ReviewBrah been working out?
>no homo

>>50963066
Veuve Cliquot is shit. Anybody that knows champagne knows that it's overpriced fucking garbage.

>>50962945
>>50963482
>>50963551
>>50963566
Phew, I guess I WAS born rich after all

>>50963803
>if he was good looking he wouldnt be cringe
Correct.
Uggo spotted
Physiognomy is true

>>50963540
dude is just trying to cosplay like that discount bateman/wellick guy from that mr robot show

>>50963762
enjoy your report

>>50963818
its not even his face, he's clearly a manlet, and that's why its cringe
tiny men just shouldn't do these things, no matter how attractive they are

>>50963236
judging by body language, the girl is ready to jump ship, just hasnt found a better chance

>>50963066
>Decent Manhattan apartment: $3000-4000/mo
Hepcats, tell me you don't live in the City without telling me you don't live in the City

>>50963803

They’re just jealous of him

>>50964020

They seem happy together

>>50962945
Well she is also an investment banker.

>>50963574
Our real work to earning ratio is certainly much higher with much less effort. Fuck being a finance gay boy and spending 80 hours a week getting shit on by senior employees for 5-10 years. Although they probably have a higher ceiling.

>>50964119

The question is how many will actually hit that ceiling. As with law, most don’t go in to big law, and most in big law don’t last long enough to make equity partner

>>50962945
What the fuck is "finance bro" ? you mean simp?

>>50964020
She'd hideous.

>>50963714
>why is everyone bullying him
because he's trying too hard it's transparent

>>50964020
She's hideous.

>>50964159
you're either gay or from a country where women look like that

>>50963077
The dude in the tiktok you posted isn’t even rich yet. Prob just has a job in IB/PE/S&T or credit or something in NYC. Statistically, lawyer is the “hottest” profession.
Dudes with lawyer as profession get the most matches on dating apps on average. Make of this information what you will.

>>50963862
lol yeah I dismissed him when I read that

>>50964184
>Make of this information what you will.
lol, they can do what they want, I'm never going to law school OR getting dragged into a discussion about the statistics behind who goes and who doesn't

>>50964184
>just has a job in IB/PE/S&T
>just
cope

>>50964184
>>50964222

>Create poisonous system where stupid laws fuck people over
>Girls find lawyers hot because they solved it

>Create poisonous system where people get sick from shit food and unhealthy lifestyle
>Girls find doctors hot because they can cure it

We're devolving, and women are just the soft landing before crash

>>50963540
He really doesn’t look happy having to do these bullshit social media posts.


I wouldn’t be either
I hope he at least nuts in her raw

>>50964222
Meh I’m going myself. Official LSAT is a 166 but took after 2 months of no studying, PT’ing around 171-169 right now which should be good enough to get me a half scholarship to a decent school where 30%+ of kids get biglaw offers.
Beats my $82k engineering salary now and I’m fine with spending $100k and 3 years to 3x my salary.
>>50964255
Cope with what? My cousin went to MIT and had a private equity internship with a mega fund. Worked for a top management consulting firm for 2 years in NYC and now works for Bridgewater in CT. I know how NYC and junior jobs there work.

>>50964062
I hope he either impregnates her or gets rid of her before wasting too much of his time

>>50964159
I agree, looks like a mini bog and probably has 90IQ opinions and interests.

What a simp, he looks like he would murder her if she broke up with him.

>>50964309
don't you know what "just" implies? is english your second language?

>>50964184
Biglaw is probably the cringiest term I've ever heard. It's more cringy than big tech. Whenever I hear someone say it or brag about it that's a big red flag for me.

>>50964377
only lawcels use it, they wish they had the prestige of IB

>>50964393
You're cringy too OP with this post.

>>50964365
>do you know what “just” implies
people on the west coast talk like this, excuse my shitty CA accent
>>50964377
agree. most lawyers just say corporate law which means the same thing.

>>50964377
>Not being a gunner at a tier-1 who landed a job in big law during OCI and is on track to graduate coifed with a clerkship

NGMI

>>50963714
he was born to bullied

>>50964179
Because I have a modicum of standard?

>>50964446
fuck you retard

>>50964462
lol
don’t need to be a gunner not have a federal clerkship. my gf was top of her class 1L and had two big law internships with an M&A private equity firm. just inked a full time offer with them a couple weeks ago. she never did OCI lol

>>50964462
Cringe.

>>50964013

>>50964472
Very feminine.

>>50964504
yes you are bend over bitch

>>50964516
How embarrassing OP. Your thread is a trainwreck. Just delete it.

>>50964486
A white shoe firm? Yeah, didn’t think so.

>>50964585
im waiting for some non-chuds to get in here and provide a useful answer to my question

>>50964607
Elite boutique founded by two ex Kirkland dudes in 2015. LA based but just opened a NY office a year or two ago.
Pays the same as a white shoe firm but it’s early so joining now odds of making partner are significantly higher, especially for her since woman.
They are ramping up like crazy and a ton of repeat PE and VC funds coming back for deals because they do such a great job.
And m8, she was top of her class, she could have went to Wachtell if she wanted. There are roasties in her class no where near the top that are going to skadden.
Plus, can always make partner at an elite boutique M&A firm then lateral to another shop if you want. All the white shoe firms in LA have this firm on their radar since they are losing business to them. At Kirkland, any deal less than 1B gets staffed by their shittiest people so there’s a lot of deal flow in the 100MM-1B range.

>>50963909
ok roastie

>>50964689
>No clerkship
>No OCI
>No law review
>No coif
>No offer at a real firm

Oof just oof.

I hate lawyers so much, it's unreal.....

>>50962945
>balding
>Manlet
>shorter than she is
>dates some retarded infertile chick that def won’t watch his back, homeschool the kids,
>veuve cliquote

Looser

>>50964812
it's sad. you can work hard bust your ass. and no one will ever respect you if you're an ugly balding manlet. brutal...

>>50962945
all meaningless because the norwood demon has sunk his teeth into him, sad

>>50964757
>no coif
m8 she got a $10k scholarship for being top 1L. 3.99 GPA rn 100% getting coif
>no OCI
>no offer at a real firm
she had 1L summer internship offers from a number of white shoe firms, because first semester GPA was a 4.01
>no law review
law review is for chuds, literally no one cares it’s what people who need to fluff up their shit because GPA is lacking do.
>no clerkship
if you want to go into US politics then yeah a clerkship is good. but she grossed $40k 1L and 2L summer. Combined with the $10k top of class scholarship and the 50% tuition scholarship, graduating with no debt

>>50964393
>11pbtid
hello 20 year old chink studycel striver whose singular life goal is to get a BB IB job so his parents will finally be proud of him

>>50964020
She’s hitting the wall already. Face is all chubby.

>>50964860
>11pbtid
this is my thread genius

>>50964829
well a hapa tiktoker whore will definitely never respect you but maybe a non-retarded woman might

>>50962945
>how rich do i need to be to do this?
rich? she's with him cause of his personality anon...

>>50964829

>>50964829
Maybe that’s why all those short people like Fauci wind up killing us.

>>50964013
>>50964062
Pic related is her ex

>>50964842
>Simping and coping this hard because your gf failed law school

>>50965048
lol, she has low self-esteem, or can't keep a chad

>>50965048
I want to take a genuine pressure washer and wash the makeup off her face.

>>50964842
Idk most of the people I met who went to law school flunked other types of school.

I honestly am scared of law people. Basically salesmen for the judicial system and police.

>>50963773
>because the video is meant to brag
>guy gets shit on for the video his thot gf made
Kek, God has a great sense of humor

>>50963862
>Anybody that knows champagne knows that it's overpriced fucking garbage.
You mean like all champagne?