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Exploding Bobo edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>50958167

>> No.50959628
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so how low would the spx be if the multi trillion dollar market cap AAPL wasn't pumping 1.5 fucking percent?

>> No.50959642

>>50959628
they really should have green backgrounds for droid users on this site. pls stop povertying around us blue bubblers

>> No.50959650
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>>50959628
RSP the equal weight SP500 is down Less than spy

So apple isn't holding the market up ya chud

>> No.50959651
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50959651

Bears claim the market is rigged yet they keep pouring more money into their shorts. Their stupidity is astounding.

>> No.50959660
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50959660

Last chance to get in on AIRT before the moon mission. Make sure to set limit buys not market buys.

>> No.50959663

S&P500 market close predictions? Can we hit 4300?

>> No.50959675
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>>50959660
>Make sure to set limit buys not market buys.
Make me, fatso

>> No.50959680

>>50959663
Everything below 4500 is fudd

>> No.50959682

>>50959651
Well it can't stay rigged forever.

>> No.50959687

Bobos are so fucking stupid, retail is still overwhelmingly bearish and will continue to lose money.

>> No.50959689

>>50959660
you change your stock tickers faster than you change your condoms

>> No.50959690

so look its really simple
you just go long and melt up
you literally make money by longing the market right now
dont fuck this up

>> No.50959691

>>50959642
my phone cost over double yours nigger, and it has two screens to trade with

>> No.50959693

i pooped my pants

>> No.50959698

fuck it, i just closed all my bear shit and bought calls. see you all tomorrow.

>> No.50959699

>>50959610
>inflation means $ prices go up
>bobo betting stonk $ prices go down
truely low iq

>> No.50959702

Fuck you bobo I wanted cheapies

>> No.50959703

>>50959693
>wearing pants

>> No.50959706

I miss talking about butt stuff

>> No.50959710

>>50959691
>trading on a mobile phone
the absolute state of zoomshits

>> No.50959713
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WE CLOSING GREEN, BOYS!

>> No.50959712
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Strong resistance so far at 430

>> No.50959715

>>50959698
The top is in lads.

Dump eet

>> No.50959718

SPY is going to be green before 3:00, it's pumping even faster than I expected. At this rate we might close +1.5%.

>> No.50959726
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think its time for a celebratory snack, gotta break out the ol cum sock and chip off a few crusty rocks

>> No.50959727

>>50959628
>AAPL weight roughly 7.14%
>AAPL up 1.6%
I dunno man that’s some tricky math

>> No.50959730

>>50959712
theres no such thing as resistance or support
its literally kike psyop shit to keep retail donating to the casino
watch and learn

>> No.50959731

>>50959642
what? I'm posting from my PC bucko...

>> No.50959733

>>50959698
god damnit baggie you son of a bitch

>> No.50959735

>>50959691
I'm making monthly payments on iphones I don't even have anymore pleb. stop being poor.

>> No.50959741
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50959741

I never would have thought buying BBBY when I did would have provided me the perfect hedge for my other degenerate gambles like SOXL and TQQQ

>> No.50959742

>>50959689
You gotta move fast if you want to make money.

>> No.50959747

>>50959730
>theres no such thing as resistance or support
if we're talking about your mother yeah

>> No.50959746

>>50959727
do it for me daddy

>> No.50959751
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50959751

Bears wanted a crash and its taking place right in their portfolios.

>> No.50959756
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>>50959726
Wanna share some of them rocks?

>> No.50959762

>>50959742
or you do the opposite and just hold forever like warren and charlie say

>> No.50959772

>>50959747
watch and learn as 430 on the spy means NOTHING in the face of the meltup

>> No.50959777

>>50959663
Nevermind we just smashed through 4300 kek

>> No.50959783
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Nasdaq to 14000 eod

>> No.50959801

>>50959762
Buffett would unironically never make it if he was starting out in 2022. He got lucky and bought the all time bottom during the depression before bots an algos existed. He's fairly overrated. He's so rich now that he can't lose even if he tried.

>> No.50959805
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>>50959783
((they)) are doing it to the bears now

>> No.50959809

>>50959783
>polar bears are racemixing with nigger bears

>> No.50959813
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50959813

Recession is officially cancelled.

Inflation declared fake and gay.

>> No.50959818

Big red candle

>> No.50959826

>>50959783
omg mixed race bears are so CUTE

>> No.50959827

>>50959801
He bought more AAPL just recently so I think he really is trying

>> No.50959830

>>50959818
Paperhanded retards selling, probably retail.

>> No.50959833

>>50959801
That’s why he has a shit ton of dry powder because he’s not able to find undervalued companies anymore like the good ‘ol days

>> No.50959840

SAVA. Someone do a gamma and vega and volga analysis on SAVA. Tell me what the volume is saying. What. Happened.

>> No.50959850

>>50959698
Why did you buy dude, now it's doomping fucking nigger

>> No.50959854

did a circuit breaker just trip half the market or is webull being dogshit again

>> No.50959857
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Estée Lauder bros: How did you know to buy, and how much money have you made the past month?

>> No.50959870
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50959870

https://twitter.com/i/status/1559931586191101953
remember to report your gains or else

>> No.50959878

>>50959840
looks like the squizzle squoozled

>> No.50959879

>>50959660
>AIRT
why cant you post about this shit before it pumps
not FOMOing after 17% up

>> No.50959885

>>50959777
This is not good at all. We need to cool it or else what happens at the other side in a few weeks will be awful. We need to slow down. Or else everyone will get caught swimming naked.

>> No.50959895

>>50959879
He mentioned it in his last video and a couple of times in these threads.

>> No.50959898

Soxl kills me everytim

>> No.50959903
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>>50959870
thanks for the cringe

>> No.50959908

Why is the forest dark.

>> No.50959920

sell your bbby before close

>> No.50959924

>>50959898
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

>> No.50959925

Look I won't lie, I do pee and poo my pants, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't listen to my advice. And I have just one word for you right now: SELL.

>> No.50959934
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>>50959870
>you didnt pay your gay tax!

>> No.50959940

>>50959920
nah.

>> No.50959941

>>50959879
This is still very early, also I mentioned it 2 weeks ago you double nigger. Not my fault you don't watch the channel.

>> No.50959942

we're seriously gonna rocket to ath won't we?

>> No.50959949

>>50959934
that's one share of gay butt sex allocated to your portfolio, ser

>> No.50959952

>>50959675
>average limit buy fan
>market buy enjoyer


:pensive:

>> No.50959976

>>50959920
Don't worry mummy and bobros

I got the limit orders at lower prices.

>> No.50959978

>>50959942
Yes sir, long the SPY and put your whole village as collateral.

>> No.50959981

>>50959698
>>50959942
Sure why not

>> No.50959986

>>50959870
based. can't wait to report people I don't like.

>> No.50959989

>>50959850
It's just cooling off so it can do another leg up during power hour.

>> No.50959999

>>50959870
On their first serious raid one of those women is going to put a bullet into another agent by accident. I guarantee it's. Giving guns to fucking Nancy's is a terrible idea.

>> No.50960012
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AIRT what the fuck was that

>> No.50960028

>>50959999
happens all the time actually. they just blame it on the suspect.

>> No.50960037
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>>50959699
smart post with powerful digits

>> No.50960064

>>50959989
Can you please sell.... thanks

>> No.50960074

>>50959885
Delet this, now look what you've done it's cooling too fast

>> No.50960076

When should I short AAPL? 175 or 180?

>> No.50960077
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50960077

Uhh bulls? What's going on?

>> No.50960087

>>50960076
it's gonna be at 220 by the eoy

>> No.50960093

>>50960077
we are getting a golden shower

>> No.50960094
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>>50959660
Looks like you finally got a proper bed set up. Congratulations on the gains.

>> No.50960100
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Just sat down with squares of 74% dark chocolate, a nice big cup of tea (Honey, not sugar) and feel like I might put £1000 down on something if anyone can recommend a pick? Ta lads

>> No.50960104

We need to keep cooling it with the antisemitism on this general /smg/ because it's not being received very well. Look what you've done.

>> No.50960113
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I’m long volatility and long SPY I literally can’t lose

>> No.50960125

COOL IT COOL IT

COOL IT BUDDY

>> No.50960133

>>50959689
>not washing and reusing condoms

>> No.50960139

>>50960100
Checked, enjoy your antioxidants bonglad

>> No.50960144

>>50960113
YOU WILL LOSE
DONT BUY VOL PRODUCTS
BUY INDIVIDUAL STOCK PUTS
OR EVEN INDEX PUTS
JUST DONT BUY VOLATILITY

>> No.50960147

>>50960100
>tesco
ok
>less than 85% dark chocolate
I'll ignore your sin and will pile on john's pick and shill AIRT. It's up a lot but volume picked up only a couple of hours ago

>> No.50960160
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>>50960133
>using condoms

>> No.50960161

SAVA is holding on to gains from last night and continuing to climb. Already up 30% to $27.

This is only the beginning. SAVA is not a meme stock but one built on a revolutionary drug.

>> No.50960183
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>>50960100
>Sugar in tea

Let me guess; you also put the milk in with the teabag?
Disgusting.

>> No.50960195
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RUN FO YO LIVES NIGGA> MONKEY PEEP CMOING FO YO ASS! BETTER GET CHU SELF SOME TPOXXXXX

>> No.50960206

>>50959870
Holy fuck bros...

>> No.50960209

>>50960195
>Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta
Deserved

>> No.50960211

>>50959660
I'll buy the top now, just like with RYCEY

>> No.50960212

>>50959783
>built for Big Grizzly Cock

>> No.50960215

my chart screener just randomly deleted all my lines

>> No.50960227

I sold all my AAPL shares bros

>> No.50960235

>>50959689
>Implying Rocker has ever had sex

>> No.50960249
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Head and shoulders forming on SPX?

>> No.50960257

When is bbby going to squeeze

>> No.50960263

My broker called me and said that they really like my trading strategies and told me to keep it up. Tastyworks btw

>> No.50960264

>>50960183
No lad. I boil the kettle, give it 5 minutes. China mug, Yorkshire tea, water. 4 minutes brew time. After that it is teabag removal and semi-skimmed milk (not too much) and lastly 1 tea spoon of pure honey. Don't judge me like that again bro, because you've made an absolute fool of yourself now that I've shown you I'm a tea master.

>> No.50960273

>>50959742
This would mean so much more coming from someone who actually makes money trading.

>> No.50960282
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>>50960264

>> No.50960283
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50960283

>>50959870
When you turn walmart wagies into IRS police.

>> No.50960285

>>50960147
Thanks anon, i will investigate

>> No.50960287

>>50960249
where

>> No.50960290

>>50960161
it's just a long ladder attack

>>50960257
its up 500%, what more squeeze are you hoping for

>> No.50960296

>>50960263
No they didn't

>> No.50960299

>AIRT up 18% on 12k volume

>> No.50960302
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50960302

FU shorts. Not selling my shares. Keep pushing it down, I'll buy more. I hope you all die.

>> No.50960305
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>>50960195
Based nasty-assed Georgians pumping my bags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggGzE5KfCio

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>> No.50960319

>>50959628
i'm going to short the fuck out of appl after it breaks a new ath and liquidates all the late shorters

>> No.50960330

>>50960285
np, I still don't fully understand what their business model is but if you check their website you'll get a better idea. Or buy SBET because I've got very heavy bags. Oh, the honey in tea is a pro move, i don't know why people here look at me like I'm some weirdo when I do it.

>> No.50960334

>>50960195
MARTA
Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

>> No.50960335
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SIGA is being disappointing this week. Strong finish maybe?

>> No.50960336
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>>50960318
>anonymous pic and username

>> No.50960346

>>50960305
Damn, canceling my trip to Tblisi.

>> No.50960351

>>50959689
I would hope so since he's probably an incel who has never changed a condom.

>> No.50960356

Damn I was dead on with that Head and shoulder call wtf

>> No.50960357

the melt up is priced in

>> No.50960370
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>>50960264
Based

>> No.50960371

i was +1% now im +.04%

>> No.50960376

WHERE IS THE MELTUP EGGMAN

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50960377

Im gonna throw a 100 car batteries in the ocean if the nasdaq closes in the green

>> No.50960378

wtf is happening lol?

>> No.50960386

WTF is going on?

>> No.50960389
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50960389

what just happened

>> No.50960393
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50960393

FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.50960397
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>>50960378
it

>> No.50960406

>>50960389
>>50960386
>>50960378
>>50960393

What just happened?

>> No.50960407

Did anyone's posts just get fucky or is it just me? I'm sure I didn't make this post >>50960351

>> No.50960408

>>50960305
Jamanon has monkeypux confirmed

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Goddamnit I hop in the shower and when I get out I found out baggot bought calls and tanked the market. I swear everything he touches goes to shit. He's as bad as tinny.

>> No.50960411
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Just sold 5 BBBY 44 C’s that expire Friday for 1.20 each. Feeling comfy.
>$598 received
>portfolio theta is 570+

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>>50960406
the inevitable

>> No.50960419
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>>50960378
Pigs getting slaughtered

>> No.50960423

How did the meeting go?

>> No.50960425
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>>50960406
bull bros got cocky and came on my porch

>> No.50960428
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>>50960406
idk that's why i was asking

>> No.50960436

Why did Cassandra liquidate the whole portfolio?

>> No.50960437

>>50960336
Frog Neo was this fuckery your doing?

>> No.50960441

>>50960378
the market is pricing a 0.75 rate hike

>> No.50960447
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>>50960425
Whatever happened to that guy?

>> No.50960448
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50960448

I lost some money.

>> No.50960450

>>50960389
does she ever unveil those milkers or what

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50960453

>>50960335
All eyes are on BBBY. SIGA will crab for a bit but FDA approval and more monkey shit news is coming

>> No.50960458

>>50960423
0.75 confirmed. (Market was 50/50 split between 75 and 50)
All feds voted for 0.75.
Fed says they may loosen at some unspecified date.
Choose your own adventure basically

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>>50960447
ruled justified and he got off kek

>> No.50960466

>>50960436
forgot his meds

>> No.50960465

>>50960330
Neither do I from their website, but I've not looked much so far. I might stay clear of SBET, sorry. Definitely, honey over sugar all day. And if honey is not available then no sugar. Fuck sugar basically.

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nikkei almost ath now

nasdaq should have little correction here

3d billboards are coming one in tokyo now drwaing international attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gdkdg1Vej8

>> No.50960471

>>50960436
looks like he was right. shit still getting bad. of course he will blow it again

>> No.50960481

>>50959941
I'll bite. What channel?

>> No.50960490

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENNING WITH MY FUCKING POSTS?

>> No.50960511
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Reverse Bart?!?!?

>> No.50960514
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>>50960464
lmfao

>> No.50960526

>>50960335
What sorcery is this?

>> No.50960528

>>50960468
Japan does still exist?

>> No.50960536
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>>50960257
Fee rate (cost to borrow shares) is increasing daily. Yesterday it was 53.34%, today it is 66.29%.
As long as the fee rate keeps climbing (more people shorting) and BBBY continues to crab or go up, there will be more squeezing to come.

>> No.50960539

...and we're back

>> No.50960546

fuck im getting good at this
>red going into FOMC
>buy TQQQ calls
>make 30% in 15 minutes
>sell because fake and gay algo pump
>back down to where we were before FOMC
gotta be a clown to clown around in 2022

>> No.50960559
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>>50960335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vuvFdnfdLo&list=PLiiErUw0EYYY6WpqZyQv69neszqj2ZDjk&index=30
You see those big fat green erection of masculine destruction?
This is institutional investors buying in and not selling.
You see flacid low-volume limpdick downtrend?
This is paper handed retail being shaken out.

If I were to expand this out, you would see the /smg/ geniuses that bought in under $10, but that's no longer relevant.

Mpx isn't big news yet, and the meme crowd is preoccupied with bigger memes this week. There aren't many new buyers, and all of this shit is being traded in dark pools at the moment.

Liquidity shakeout until next news cycle. Don't sell nigger. You will not have a chance to react when it goes.

>> No.50960587

>>50960481
You mean you don't know?

>> No.50960596
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50960596

> dovish minutes
> AAPL will have a new ATH this year
Meltup imminent; act accordingly.

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50960599

>>50960511
>Reverse Bart?!?!?

>> No.50960601

>>50960481
>he doesn't know
RUN

>> No.50960615
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50960615

So what happens when we are "officially in a recession? Anyone from 2008 era here? How'd it go?

>> No.50960617
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>>50960596
this

>> No.50960633
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50960633

Only reason we are not mooning is because market is a little out of breath. Every pullback will be bullish at this point.

>> No.50960642

As always fed minutes were weeks prior to the CPI release. They're already stale.
>Participants agreed that there was little evidence to date that inflation pressures were subsiding," the minutes said.
except for CPI which says inflation has been completely defeated.

>> No.50960644

Just buy tqqq and soxl. Fuck this is a good buying opportunity

>> No.50960657

>>50960633
lots of money on the sidelines right now that's seething over the fact that they were either a) net short, or b) waiting for lower lows. Soon they'll capitulate and flood the market, and we'll get a nice and proper euphoria rally into another dump.

>> No.50960660

>>50960615
>So what happens when we are "officially in a recession? Anyone from 2008 era here? How'd it go?
2008 was a weird one because lehman caused a market crash which led to mass layoffs and the housing market went with it
we just need another lehman to take one for the team here

>> No.50960661

>>50960644
yes now that it's gone up 20% it's a great buying opportunity

>> No.50960666

>>50960615
I was 18, I don't remember much changing, then again I was busy trying to get laid
>>50960633
One on the right is qt

>> No.50960670

>>50959610
What's the next big memestock after BBBY? I want to get in on the ground floor. Is it BlackBerry?

>> No.50960674
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50960674

>>50960644
Should we tell him ...

>> No.50960676

>>50960389
>>50960428
IS THIS TINNY!? IS THE LEGEND BACK?!

>> No.50960701

>>50960670
The next one on the list that's most heavily shorted is some pharmaceutical company I can't remember the ticker of. There's no point though, all attention is still on BBBY

>> No.50960712
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>>50960676
no sorry :(

>> No.50960715

>>50960701
DNA is next on the list probably, I agree.

>> No.50960719

the farty ponies are binging on beans. rotate your investments accordingly. this may be your final warning.

>> No.50960732

Oil bros, are we back?

>> No.50960741

>>50960719
The Forest Stinks Of Beans, The Hunter Stalks By Scent

>> No.50960750
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give me one reason not to write naked calls on this bbbaby
>it'll close over 40 friday
is not a reason

>> No.50960763

>>50960750
like taking candy from a reddit baby

>> No.50960766

>>50960750
RH doesn't let you sell naked

>> No.50960787
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50960787

uhm bullbros? why did the fed rally shat itself? it hasn't done that the previous trillion times, it was always pure green dildos after whatever they said every time

>> No.50960788

>>50960750
your broker may not allow a large amount of naked shorts

But other than that no not really. You need to be comfortable with the fact you may need to suck some dick for money for the next few decades.

>> No.50960795

>>50960615
>Anyone from 2008 era here? How'd it go?
Just like this.
Basically we had programs in place to give the market some space to de-lever.

Instead, we got even greedier and levered up to our fucking eyeballs. All it took was one gear to pop loose and the whole thing came crumbling down.

That thing was MBS/Lehman. Someone finally went "lol these MBS derivs aren't worth shit, hell no I will not lend you money for that collateral," credit locked up as the cascade of people calling in their debts racked up, and that was that.

Fed is cutting off that possibility manually because it's just fucking buying toxic MBS proactively and providing infinite liquidity. Let me repeat that so you fucking understand this clown market:

I N F I N I T E
N
F
I
N
I
T
E

>> No.50960799

>>50960587
I don't know either. Please, tell us.

>> No.50960802
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50960802

>>50960766
>>50960766
fine i'll do it this way then

>> No.50960803

>>50960750
Volatility is heteroskedastic and clusters. High vol begets more vol.
Don't sell naked, have a strategic buffer i.e. a long call OTM option. Some sort of vertical call spread

>> No.50960807
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50960807

off to mcdonalds for a mcdouble meal
see you tomorrow /smegma/

>> No.50960815

>>50960750
Selling a ATM straddle seems like free money right now.
$4+ $4 = $8 break even range. Then you can even buy +$8 OTM calls & -$8 OTM puts with the remaining premium for protection and you still net $6 overall.

>> No.50960822
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50960822

OH G_D DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

>> No.50960836

>>50960802
I don't see how this could possibly go wrong

>> No.50960839

>>50960799
RUN

>> No.50960842

>>50960807
lose weight fat fuck

>> No.50960843

>>50960807
Based. MCD leading my bags in performance today.

>> No.50960845
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50960845

Look at 4h RSI on spy, important level.

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>>50960559
This. In the not-too-distant future I will use my SIGA gains to train my raccoon army to burn down synagogues and toss nigger babies into swimming pools.

>> No.50960861
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50960861

Is anyone here getting ready for the GCT ipo on Friday?

>> No.50960863

>>50960807
why would you do that to your body.

>> No.50960877

I slurped SPY and it immediately went down below 0.60% you're welcome Bobo

>> No.50960887

>>50960802
BUDDY

>> No.50960899

Ultra green tomorrow?

>> No.50960904

>>50960845
Also wow potential HS here to fill that gap down

>> No.50960907

Real talk, does VIX only go down?

>> No.50960911

>>50960795
Damn, sounds bullish af when you put it like that

>> No.50960916

>>50960741
You’re making jokes now as if you don’t actually know what’s going to happen in a few months.
Why is the forest dark?

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>>50960899
no

>> No.50960927

>>50960845
Yeah but SPY is so close to the top of the January Price Channel, 200DMA, and 50WMA. If anything I'd expect the Short to happen Friday/Monday

>> No.50960935
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50960935

I bought 1 (one) share of all my holdings today. I will do so tomorrow and the following days until I run out of money.

>> No.50960942

>>50960807
I usually get mcdoubles but today I treated myself and got a double cheeseburger.
enjoy it anon

>> No.50960949
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50960949

STOP SELLING BICH BASTERDS.

>> No.50960952

>>50960701
siga.

>> No.50960954
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50960954

Apple puts.

>> No.50960958

>>50960795
Nothing in the market or economy is infinite.

>> No.50960959
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50960959

I HAVE BEEN FUCKING HOOKED AND I DON'T FUCKING APPRECIATE THIS SHIT I DEMAND CONGRESS BAILOUT MY SHIT LOSSES RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.50960961

>>50960954
already got mine

>> No.50960973
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>>50960911
It unironically is.
Until it isn't.
If you don't keep your money in equities it is going to get inflated away.
If you do keep your money in equities, you are going to get heemed the moment the Fed turns off the tap.

We're all playing a game of chicken. The entire fucking planet. It's a crazy time to be alive.

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>>50960899
meh, not yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC7Yk_L0YrI

>> No.50960979

>>50960959
BUDDY, WE TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T STAY OVERBOUGHT, I CAN'T EVEN KEEP UP WITH THE TICK TOCK

>> No.50960987

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT FUCKING REVERSED THE SECOND I BOUGHT MY FUCKING CALLS!!! GOT FUCKED ON THE WAY UP GOT FUCKED ON THE WAY DOWN!!! I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING USED WHORE RIGHT NOW!!!

>> No.50960988
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50960988

Nothing I love more than seeing pivotfags get BTFO.

Jerome WILL take your stonks to ZERO and you WILL baghold all the way down.

>> No.50960990

>>50960642
inflation isnt at 2 percent though

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So much for power hour.

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>>50960979
I DIDN'T LISTEN BECAUSE IM A RETARDED FAGGOT BRO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DEMAND ELIZABETH WARREN PROTECT ME NOW!

>> No.50960999

god why didnt i hold my bbby puts longer

>> No.50961009
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50961009

Sold my spy calls to break even. Fuck this gay market.

>> No.50961012
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>>50959898
I learned my lesson with leveraged shit thanks to SOXL. Never again.

>> No.50961024

>>50960973
Fucking hell
I'm scared now
Idk what this is bullish for long term
Guns and ammo perhaps

>> No.50961032

>>50960795
Not my problem.

>> No.50961037

is cloudflare still a buy at current price?

>> No.50961042

>>50960514
I'm stealing that meme holy shit

>> No.50961055

Spy is gonna close exactly where it opened lmao

>> No.50961061

>>50960536
What page of IBKR is that? That doesn't look like TWS. Is that a mobile app of some sort?

>> No.50961075

Just bought 100 shares

>> No.50961081

>that BBBY death candle
I can hear the bagholder wailing
>>50961061
It doesn't look like TDS

>> No.50961107

Interesting.
There was no bullish breakout, in fact it didn't even match short term highs.
However it didn't break below the current rising channel that it's kept up so far.
We will have to wait until the next two days to see what will happen, bearing in mind options expiry in Friday.

IMO spy will fail again to break the 200, but we will see.

>> No.50961126

>>50960536
BBBY is done. Ryan Cohen just dumped. The pump and dump is over.

>> No.50961138
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50961138

>>50961107
>options expiry in Friday.
Fuck, I forgot.

>> No.50961150

>>50959610
>>ctrl + f APRN
>>no results
I am disappointed frens

>> No.50961154

>>50961061
kek, I was wondering the same thing when I saw that screenshot, so similar to IBKR

>> No.50961161

BBBY GETTING HEEMED AFTERHOURS TOO

>> No.50961170

WELL
How'd you do today smg?

>> No.50961174
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50961174

Well done Bobo
However...

>> No.50961181

bros wtf is happening with APDN?
now +30% since 2 minutes

>> No.50961191

I wouldn't be surprised if BBBY opens down 50% tomorrow.

>> No.50961196

>>50961161
i accidentally deleted my screencap of the smug reddit tourist from yesterday who said
>when it hits wallstreetbets you just buy
>im not greedy though ill sell at 30
kek

>> No.50961199
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>>50960458
wait are they saying they will raise by 75 in August?

That means stocks go up? Right?

>> No.50961210
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50961210

>>50961170
Slight heeming, but I'm gonna DCA for a month. Wish me luck!

>> No.50961222

BBBY DROPPING DOWN TO FUCKING $20 REALLY FAST
DOWN 6% AH NOW

>> No.50961223

BUDDY LOOK AT BBBY COMPUTER

>> No.50961236

>50961191
ah fuck if i wouldve held my puts id be up like 300% right now

>> No.50961250

BBBY IS 17% DOWN IN 25 MINUTES

>> No.50961265

>that after hour BBBY volume
honestly had no idea there were that many jews.

>> No.50961273
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50961273

Oh you think the dump is over?
See you tomorrow,mumu

>> No.50961289

Why are BTC and BBBY moving together?

>> No.50961292

>>50961250
Well the generals came in a bit early but bagholders can jump on them

>> No.50961305
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>>50961289
niceah baitah

>> No.50961310
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50961310

>>50961273

>> No.50961330

I really hope yesterday wasn't the day the open a short when SPY hit its 200DMA. I'm hoping that SPY tries again tomorrow.

>> No.50961334

>>50960615
The official announcement of recession doesn't mean shit. In 08, there were about 1 year late before an official recession was announced. By then the market had already been wrecked and we were recovering. The politicians don't allow recessions to be named until it is already obvious to everyone because they want to avoid blame.

Bear markets take a long time to unfold. You zoomers are retarded and havbe no attention span.

>> No.50961340
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50961340

>>50961250
You love to see it

>> No.50961343

this is only the beginning. the heeming must be proportionate to the exuberance. mumu WILL rope. and for those of us who believed in fundamentals and kept our ground, loads of money awaits. my fellow bears, i am ready to gorge on bull meat. after weeks of subsisting on rice and beans, we are finally seeing signs of riches coming back to where they belong: our paws. let's keep it up, sell everything and spread as much FUD as possible. see you at the next piss orgy.

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>>50961199
No, half the market was pricing 50.
The big question mark is the ambiguity about pivoting, also some seem to think that the fed will reduce to 50 still anyway because of '0 inflation' (crazy IMO).
IMO the fed may well pivot in the future, but it will be because of seriously declining Econ conditions, it won't be a repeat of 2018.
They will go to 75 as planned and this rally will at least re-trace.

>> No.50961352
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50961352

topes lose

>> No.50961367

>>50961334
And when was a good time to start buying? I was a student at the time and was cut out of reality

>> No.50961406

>>50961367
09

>> No.50961423

cold dump in bbby. oof boys

>> No.50961435

>>50959920
>-15%
KEK i warned you redditors

>> No.50961467

>>50959940
how are you feeling right now redditbro? diamond hands right?

>> No.50961483

payday is friday, tomorrow for the cash advancers. expect a pump of fresh BBBY bags.

>> No.50961498

>>50961483
>expect a pump of fresh BBBY bags.
Thats the leddit way, don't forget to donate profits to charity.

>> No.50961508

>>50961483
lmao the coping has begun

>> No.50961516

KEK the absolute rugpull on BBBY. I may pick up a share after hours.

>> No.50961521

>>50961351
>They will go to 75 as planned
When? In September?

>>50961351
>rally will at least re-trace.
Why do you believe that if rates are getting hiked?

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50961564

imma need a wellness check on plebbit

>> No.50961565

>>50961516
That would be foolish. There's no way it absorbs 15% of the float being dumped overnight

>> No.50961574
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>>50961564
>cohen

>> No.50961578
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50961578

OH GOD NOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50961580
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50961580

I'm not baking

>> No.50961583

What is a price neutral way to short IV?

>> No.50961589

I saw some talk about AIRT a while ago but it literally didn't move at all for weeks. Fuck you bloody inside trading bastards dropping hints so far in advance.

>> No.50961597

Why did they choose BBBY anyways

>> No.50961600

>>50961564
I wonder how are the GME schizos taking this

>> No.50961613
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50961613

ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.50961625

>>50961597
A lot of short interest for much squeeeeeeze

>> No.50961630

>>50961597
zoomers think that any company with a high short interest is because hedgies want to watch the world burn and not because it's a shit company

>> No.50961635

>>50961521
For market to go above 200 would basically be sounding the all clear.
To do that ON TOP of being stupidly overbought would require the fed to be legitimately dovish; IE deceleration in hikes but they have all but confirmed a harder hike in September.
IMO we at least get some kind of retrace of this July rally to wait and see if the market is actually climbing out of recession territory, so that spy can have another crack at the 200.
IMO something else will go wrong in the mean time, hard not to with the DXY this high, many potential catalysts.

>> No.50961645

Someone already baked this a while ago
>>50960360
>>50960360
>>50960360

>> No.50961647

Fuck I can't even grammar properly. I think I'll go to bed soon

>> No.50961653

>>50961061
>>50961081
>>50961154
IBKR mobile app

>> No.50961683
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50961683

>>50959870
IRS agents are literally the feds cannon fodder, they will be thrown into the meat grinder to weed out as many schizo prepares as they can before going for the real red flag raids. you can’t tell because the IRS loot pools are complete trash

>> No.50961690

>>50960949
Iam not selling sir, im activly shorting

>> No.50961718
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50961718

EL Bros. Estee Lauder with Crowder Mug Club Members. EL Gatos. GET IN HERE. I'm up about 18 G's already. Where does it end??? https://youtu.be/PWX_75uN7xE

>> No.50961749

>>50961718
I'm too poor for this but I told niggas here to buy them. Tell me more

>> No.50961829

>>50961749
If you were the one who I got the tip from thank-you. If I see your ID in the spot, everything is on me.

>> No.50962015

>>50961829
Idk who you are referring to. I'm the one who said that ES will pump because bitches need to cake their faces because lockdowns are over. There were a few more who got it and hopefully they jumped in.

>> No.50962017

>>50961589
wtf does AIRT do

>> No.50962047

>>50961718
lol a picture of the head nigger eating fried chicken, i bet he likes watermelon and grape soda too.

>> No.50962173

>>50959870
Lol. I don’t care who you are, if you break into my house with a loaded gun pointing at me, there’s going to be a shoot out.

>> No.50962323

>>50962017
Airplanes or something. Someone said they were getting a really big military contract soon but didn't say when. I guess it's now.

>> No.50962358

PASS DE DUTCHIE PON DE LEFT HAND SIDE