/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50937794

>>50937801
>>50937810
>>50937814
>>50937815
and just like that, we defeated gay sex. congrats reddit

NO SIGA!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BUILD MY GAINS NOT DESTROY THEM!! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO SAVE GAY LIVES!!!

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE BY /smg/ !!
WHY SIGA WHY..

AHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

insider info on Cisco, /smg/ exclusive: It sucks shit. Can't wait for my RSUs to vest

Just sold all my SIGA for BBBY

BBBY fucks! I told you at $9 and I’ll tell you at $500. This stock fucks

based beyond belief (you)

my guess is we break 30 on bbby

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>50937912
they laughed at me for shorting gay sex. nigger faggot's get the rope, while us heterosexual white males with trad wives get to laugh all the way to the bank!

bbby bros stay winning. on another note i'm looking for some decent sub dollar penny stocks to invest in

The chosen one SIGA has decided to join the dark side. The Red Side.. WE must use our jedi powers and influence back to the Jedi Green side we must.

>>50937941
ridiculous...i wish i didn't have my money tied up so i could've aped in with my R-bros.

>>50937952
to be fair baggie we laugh at you for everything.

>>50937934
BASED

>>50937941
get out of here redditor we don't like your kind round here, understand?

Love me green days!

BUDDY LOOK AT SPY COMPUTER

>BBBY Chads rise up!!!!

STARTYOURENGINES

>you WILL buy it

5K sp500 in 3 weeks

what's for lunch /smg/?

Some report or fed minutes tomorrow will save us, right bobros, r-right? R-RIGHT?

reddit is unironically better for stock picks then /smg/

>SIGA down
>AMC up
I have 1750 SIGA shares and 200 AMC $22 puts expiring in 65 days.

How many redditors do I have to bleed out like cattle to get AMC to go down?

>>50938014
bison burgers with gouda on brioche.

>>50938014
coffee

Am I too late for this BBBY meme

>>50937987
>>50938032
I LOVE REDDIT AND I LOVE BBC FOR MY WIFE

Oops

>>50938044
>>50938014
Patron on the rocks with some topo chico

>>50937894
buddy look at SPY computer

>>50938032
how's that c3.ai and plantir holding up?

>>50937949
Kek you should shoop a few extra zeroes on those gas prices

>captcha JDM PVP
/O/bros

I had a buy order for 100 soxl at $20 and then it bounced off of $20.40. god fucking damn it

>>50938049
If you need to ask you are best to avoid it all together.

>>50938014
Teriyaki cashew chicken

A reminder to you SIgasisses, do not let there drooling mouthbreather bobos affect your investment. You know what you hold, you have done your DD. These faggots crawl from their mancave the moment this stock dips more than 2% and you know it. They are just bobofags who missed out and try to shake you into selling the local bottom

Because fidelity insider posts knowledge smg and uses the smg discord you cucks

>>50938014
i think i'm going to go try to hit on that bartender at the taco place. i haven't put my dick in something warm and wet in a while and she's cute

A meme stock pump with no stimmies. Who would have thought.

>>50938096
>she

$45 IS UNDER SIEGE

UNDER LOCKDOWN

you smell poopy bobo :)

>>50938049
If you buy just set a stop loss.

>>50938014

MUMU ALWAYS WINS

Kneel
Kek I had a limit order for this 30/31C debit spread pre first half and it filled like a credit spread.
Someone paid me -0.18 a spread for 6 spreads. Anyone ever see a debit spread fill for a credit spread price before lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50938041
Umm sweaty we are reddit now

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50938014
Leftover Chinese food

my theory is we struggling now since halt spooked some people and they are selling at 27ish.

t. broscience enjoyer

>>50938096
And then you wonder why your drinks are all watered down and the other regular gals shun you when the bartender gossips about your weak game
>just send your gookfu to seduce her back home where you will be in the shadows ready to pounce

>>50937987
why would you post this cuck shit?

gay sex...

>meme stocks soaring again
>fed buying every equity in sight every day as soon as volume is low enough
>money spigot wide open again
>everything going up
>everything retardedly predictable
>effortless money
>middle class getting anally cactus-fucked worse than ever
>stonk holders getting infinitely rewarded for absolutely nothing
Yeah, I'm thinking comfy is back on the menu, boys

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO SIGA

>>50937933
>Just sold all my SIGA for BBBY [18:55:51]

>>50938052
go back

>>50938073
20.40 was where I was considering buying more calls but then I looked at for a bit and we were up to 20.90

AAAAAA SIGANOIDS

>>50938096
Saved and sending to your gookfu as we speak. She's never coming back now

>>50937952
STOP SHORTING GAY SEX!! PLEASE!!!! KIND SIR!!! PLEASE !!!MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS HEARTBREAK ANY MOOARR>>>

>>50938157
i'll order shots

>>50938127
>trimming the fat
fag detected

BOBO LOOK AT SPY COMPUTER

>>50938063
fuck is c3.ai?

>>50938093
what's
>fidelity insider
?
and is there really a smg discord?
>inb4 if you have to ask

>>50938194
It’s literally people selling every position and going all in on BBBY that is causing the dip. Relax

>>50937934
>Just sold all my SIGA for BBBY [18:55:51]
good play low iq mutt biz never change

am I the only one getting bad vibes from the AMC hype

SIGGERS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAHH

>>50938231
>>50937934
fucking niggers

>double top on bbby.
pain soon

goo goo ga ga :P

>>50938235
Well it depends how you look at it

>>50938168
Not for ever but for now. I am enjoying myself more than pig in shit. But I just wish I could time the entry for SQQQ

eternal pump cannot be stopped

>>50937954
>decent sub dollar penny stocks to invest in
Antisense Therapeutics. About to come out of a trading halt on the ASX tomorrow but is still available for purchase on the US PINK SHEETS ticket ATHJF.

>>50938093
Link discord. I’m in one that’s associated with smg, but it’s really slow

>>50938190
i was only kidding

I didn't listen to the fubo shill earlier and now it's up 43%

>>50938221
nak2

>picrel
>on big tech earnings day
>right before the market took off
what did he mean by this

S&P to 6000 by EOY, bobo faggots need to start apologizing for being retarded. Anyone still bearish after the last CPI report has no legitimate reason.

BBBY will hit 400+ and /smg/ will still cope

lmao bbby crashing as we speak and these niggers bought the literal top kek

GAY SEX NIGGERS GOD DAMNIT STOP SELLING FOR BED BATH AND BUTTSEX

>>50938306
He's going insane

fuck i got stop lossed again. im out of bbby for now. i feel it still has the juice though.

>>50938279
I wasnt

>>50938292
nevermind its a dump ai company

>>50938327
Missed that train, and I'm certainly not catching your falling dagger now.

>>50938327
Don't you realize bath buttsex is bullish for siga?

>>50938306
>what did he mean by this
It means he's been made insane, by selling the generational bottom. He will now *Stay Poor*™

>>50938320
fuck niggers

>>50938306
It was aimed at his predominantly bearish followers

>>50938320
why are you lying faggot?

GAY SEXER HOLD THOSE SHARES LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING IN JAMAL'S CUM IN YOUR RECTUM

>>50938049
Just buy in conservatively if you're going to.

VIX sisters...

>>50938231
Double tops don't exist with meme stocks faggot. Watch it go up.

>>50938331
see you back at 50usd eow

>>50938362
your are a discord groomer baggie so fuck off

>>50938376
He's coping for lacking balls, my call is still going up

>>50938306
As an autistic man he believes that the system can be understood, but in reality the system is incomprehensible by design. His Buck, as they say, is being broken.

>>50938362
I hope bbby skyrockets. somehow im not surprised a failed kike like you uses robinhood

I'm short Best Buy (BBY) and it's up 5.4% on the day. I have to assume it's because of retards not realizing BBY and BBBY are different. I want to KMS.

>>50938362
you are addicted to losing money this week

>>50938401
First I am not a tranny and therefor don't use the discord.

Second I am not a groomer.

Boys, don't sleep on fubo. Watch when this hits 10.

>>50938399
yeah could be. i think the attention is in now and without halts it would have moooned. so i doubt that gasoline just vanishes with jewish halts.

I MISSED BBBY MY BASTARDS AAAAAAAAAAA, WHAT'S THE NEXT MEME PLAY

my village is eating today sirs

>>50938418
Never underestimate the power of retards
>>50938427
This reeks of "off topic posting"

>>50938418
Kek retard strength wins again

>>50938450
If you want meme plays, reddit's better these days. We're having fun by losing money here

>>50938450
>FUBO

Will SIGA hit 30 in September

Is the USA going to cuck to Iran?
I think they will, EU have already prepped the bull.

>>50938450
baggie shorted BBBY so all in.

>>50938472
you reek of monkiepox

>>50938418
Yeah this happened last meme stock bull run with any related ticker. Pretty sure GM pumped with GME.
Or when ZOOM pumped because of ZM

today is a certified schizo cat day

and just like that the nasdaq is green again! let's f-ing go bros!!!

Somebody shill me some decently priced oil stocks, I missed the train on STNG

>>50936402
>news article comes out suggesting its down bad with discount shoppers (lol)
>actual corporate shows its all djb
Many such cases

>>50938514
XLE Jan 23 95$ calls

i can't hear the haters over all this fast cash i'm making with my SIGA and BBBY put options.

I hate not having liquidity to day trade. Missed out on so much profit on boil waiting for cash to settle.

>>50938493
Would be a shame if someone were to *redacted* your off topic posts
>>50938501
Schizo cat market was born of the kangaroo market, which was born from the bunny market, which was born from the K shaped recovery.
>>50938514
Do you own Enbridge?

>>50938501

>>50938263
Oh, that's an easy one, fren: After the midterm election. Biden is having Powell slurp up stocks to satiate the middle class cattle and their 401k's to get their votes. After midterm = no more reason to help the middle class.

>>50938548
OK now show me your tesla bags nigger

>>50938560
would be a shame if you died in a self driving car accident

>impossible for fed to be above inflation
>therefore, two choices:
>inflation = good for stocks
>Goldilocks rate/soft landing: good for stocks

Prove me wrong

>>50938514
KOS. $6 a share with a $10.40 price target.
Production costs are $15.88 per BOE
Just had great earnings.
Largest natural gas discovery of any company in 2019.
Production set to increase 50% by 2024.
Winter time will be good for this stock.

I just bought 550 shares of TQQQ, will I make it?

God I wish I would just fucking die in my sleep

Who here shilled BLUE? I’m bought the other day. I hope they approve this shit Friday or I will never trade stocks again.

>>50938306
He embodies this Pepe.

>>50938566
Keeping the yield curve in check. Fed is going to destroy the advantage employees have in the labour market because they have too much capability to dictate wages with how tight unemployment is.

>>50938168
top signal

@50938585
i don't give anything to people who call me that word

>>50938599
If you keep adding if tech pulls back and dont sell these shares then yeah. Stockpile some dry powder in the meantime and pull from it little by little on pull backs

>>50938599
with those digits, yes, your only choice now is if you want to have 1 wife or 3 gfs

>>50938628
or like a true siganid, 3 husbands

>>50938595
You get it, few understand this basic concept which is why we see normans and reddit still overwhelmingly bearish.

>>50938056
Why would you do a mega tight covered call on a meme stock…
At that point don’t even put your money into them.

>>50938612
Don't fight the fed, anon. The fed wants line to go up, so line is going to go up.

>>50938628
why not 1 wife 2 girlfriends and 1 cup?

>>50938654
>qt
>rape hikes
nigger WHAT

>tfw survived the bear market

>>50938664
or 1 baggie anus and no gfs

>>50938596
Based was looking for a cheap hold thanks anon

Fuck me

>>50938664
>>50938674
seriously I wonder what I would do with just a single baggie anus. im so jealous of mr market.

>>50938014
Curry goat with rice and plantains

>BBIG
At this rate even GME will start mooning again. The fuck is happenning

>>50938669
>believing they're doing what they say they're doing
Let me give you the only trading strategy you'll ever need: If some big financial institution is making you THINK some asset is going to do some thing, bet on the opposite thing happening. Fed says QT? Go long. Fed say rate hikes? Go long. Big red dildo with volume spike? Go long.

>>50938595
Actually based, there's just problems with energy though. I think we could have a melt up to fix it, then expensive energy brings companies down in earnings, hard to tell how these meme stock shit's gonna end but it has to end bad I think.

Regardless, I'm buying everything I can that doesn't have earnings (commodities and even some cryptos). This shit can take two years to crash and crab for two years, I'm certainly not not buying unless there was low liquidity in housing or hard to pay loans but economy doesn't flip from excellent to bad in one day and I'm watching the signs

You could've bought literally anything these past two months and be up, but instead you chose to buy puts bobo.

smallcaps anon must have been having nonstop orgasms today

think im done for today. made some profit and played a meme without getting rekt. i only need siga to come back up a little

>>50938720
22$

What's the deal with GEO and Burry? Are we all getting arrested now?

>>50938014
oregano roasted chicken with orzo

>>50938797
yes when biden dies an kamala becomes king she's putting all the niggers in jail for smokin weed

>>50938797
All chuds are going to jail

I got banned for violating US law for calling out a glownigger. I guess that means the 91st Cyber Brigade really does run 4chan after all. How do I profit from this?

tilray

paging fathands and other sportsbetting fags. I have some questions I want to ask

>>50938822
will never be anything

>>50938014
Grabbed that little lunch special from little caesars.

>>50938669
Low IQ
>>50938755
Based and true

What is a realistic exit price for bbby

>>50938014
waiting until the good mexi place opens and getting a 40oz beer and some enchiladas

Ah yes, another low volume fake pump. Thanks Brandon.

Here's the next run up. Here we go boys. March to 10.
>fubo

I am recovering!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder what will happen on OPEX

>>50938843
Little Caesars is based. A hot & ready pizza costs less than a smaller, frozen pizza from the grocery store. If Little Caesars was public, my portfolio would be 100% Little Caesars with 2x leverage.

Gay sex is healing

>>50938843
fucking 12 dollars fucking stick it! you can get a hot carl for just 5 bucks hot and ready

>>50938873
It is low volume, and it is fake, but that doesn't mean it's going to stop anytime soon. We're gonna go straight to a new ATH on the lowest volume in a decade.

>>50938902
You're looking pretty hot and ready right now anon

>>50938902
The lunch special was $6.49 with tax for a the 4pc Detroit style pizza and a root beer.

Baby, oh Siga
But I wish I could so bad, baby
Quit playin' games with my heart
Quit playin' games with my heart
Before you tear us apart (my gains)
Quit playin' games with my heart
I should've bought more from the start
You know you got to stop (going red)
You're tearing us apart (my profits)
Quit playin' games with my heart
You keep playing this red green game
I keep coming back to you
Everything I do is for gay sex
So what is it that you can't see?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44

>>50938932
>>50938843
nigga you can make your own pizza for like 1$ per za.
a failed jew like you would never know that

>they forgot which month comes after august
I'm sorry crabchads, I think bobo might have a point.

>>50938736
Now that’s some sloppa. Enjoy bro.

>Already up on UUUU
Goddamn I love uranium

Bought WMT calls before earnings sold to close from 0.22 -> 0.61 thanks /biz/ I always know to inverse whatever is written here
>>50938746
the collapse. making money on the stock market is a bittersweet feeling knowing that soon it all won't matter. read the book When Money Dies and look at the parallels between the Weimar Republic and now. silver, gold, stocks, whatever other bullshit are all memes if you aren't out of the cities by the end of next year. if you aren't also simultaneously investing in yourself then this is all fucking pointless no matter what you do with your money. time is ticking.

>>50938959
>nigga you can make your own pizza for like 1$ per za.
Ok Frankie. back to Tastemade and Struggle Meals

>>50938959
my time isn't fucking free like yours you stupid fucking nigger go back out there and get me some fucking cottons

>>50938960

>>50938736
good evening sir
>>50938982
ive been making bread and its easy as fuck.
>>50938985
I get paid about 85$ an hour so hardly free. how much do you charge per hour to suck a cock?

>>50938960
Yeah. I'm trying to figure out when to enter a short. SPY 430? 200DSMA? Top of Price Channel?

>>50939002
i don't suck cock, i only eat pussy

>>50939002
>ive been making bread and its easy as fuck.
Haven't tackled the bread yet. Been making all kinds of stuff lately though. Made this Green Bean red potato salad two weekends ago. Took it to a family get together, and it got destroyed. Gone, nothing left.

Fuck I overtrade so much. I had amazing positions I opened in AAPL and BBBY and sold them for pocket change because I read too much shit on the internet that give my impressionable retard brain extreme FOMO. I could have easily 10x my portfolio since June if I just held. I am such a retail pleb trading le stonks like a video game, I fucking hate it. I hate myself. Maybe I should go back to playing real video games to vent that particular energy and just boomer invest into index funds.

>>50939052
That's even gayer

>>50938672
Survived and made monies.

>>50939052
same thing

>>50939063
pizza dough is essentially the same as bread dough and the rest is just ingredients. its worth it to learn how to bake your own bread imo, nothing like fresh bread.
>>50939052
you know you suck dick like a good little faggot jew

>>50937941
why cant /biz/ be based like reddit is? ffs all you guys do is lose money on soxl and bitshit

/biz/<<<reddit<that goldfish

lol retards

>>50938059

does this look like a bear market rally?

>>50939135
No wonder institutional money hates retail

>>50939107
We're here forever (thus in the stock market forever), reddit isn't.
>>50939142
yes

>>50939107
>based as reddit

Go back and kys

>>50939142

>BBIG back after 2 weeks of being halted by nasdaq
>up for less than an hour
>keeps getting halted down

>>50939142
It looks like printer BRRR harder than 2020, bullish

>>50939107
go make a fake paper trading account and collect that sweet Karma upboats too then

>AAPL
>MSFT
>TSLA
Bros I'm scared

>>50939107
>be based like reddit
Are you lost? Are you on drugs? Is everything OK?

Oh no

>>50939197
that's your cue bobo

>>50938857
I sold weekly 45 C’s after buying back the 15C’s I sold earlier.
200 shares @ 9.76 if these get called away for 45 I will not be mad one bit

>>50939002
your bread looks good buddy. You got a few decent air bubbles on there.

>>50939099
depedns where you live. In France, good bread is worth pretty much nothing, so there's no point learning how to make it.

>>50938985
When is the big crash? I'm guessing anytime from now and the end of September. Should I just buy January spy puts???

Baggie plz help me

>>50939142
AAPL been propping the market up since June Low. There WILL be a pullback sometime before the end of September.

Squeeze those fucker to 7.
>fubo

>>50939197
Bullish and priced in

>>50939237
>depedns where you live. In France, good bread is worth pretty much nothing, so there's no point learning how to make it.
yeah for sure. but im in america, not a ton of fresh bakeries here.

>>50939235
Is that IB?

>>50939197
>>TSLA
Been holding that since the split.

>>50939197

>>50939135
kek

>>50939239
I want to help you out, I really do, but I can't give up all of the secrets here or there won't be anything left to talk about during my ancient knowledge podcast. Plus I'm kinda pissed off at everybody calling me nigger and faggot today. Like seriously the amount of death threats I'm recieving and people threatening to tell my gookfu i'm cheating on her. It's really taking its toll on me.

Puts on SPY

>>50939197
FAGMAN sisters.... I'm not feeling so good....

>>50939308
I lost everything shorting WMT and buying LQDA because of you!!!!!!!111one

>>50939359
Just take what's left and roll it into SPY puts that expire tomorrow for an easy 6 bagger.

is NASDAQ-100 diversified enough to be the only index in my portfolio or should I diversify more? if so, what are some other good indexes to hold? I'm looking for long-term gains

>>50939267
IBKR Pro yessir. Best fills in the game
Check out my average price on the 30/31 BBBY debit spread. I set a limit order for 0.10 before the first halt.
As soon as the halt finished 6 spreads filled for -0.18.
Meaning I literally got paid $108 to take a position that will be worth $500 if BBBY closes above $31 Friday

*unflips phone*
yeah ima need uh soxl to be green by eod
yeah
yeah
mhm
yeah
fuck stinky bears
yeah
yeah
aight
thanks
bye
*flips phone*

what are some get rich schemes that work?

>>50939409
you can also go with TQQQ

or SP 500 wich has less spikes in it

Redditors are strange

>>50939420

SPY puts for one week out

>>50939420
Meme stocks

puts? more like poops. no wonder bears are so poopy, they keep buying poops!

>>50939403
You're such a cunt baggie
You fucking Indian

>>50939416
most underrated post in this thread no cap fr ong

>>50939428
hey that's my post, BBY TO THE MOON

>>50939337
y u hate money?

>>50939403
Don't make me buy SPY calls. Also what type of volatility are you expecting with some dumb boomer ETF, it's not like SPY is going to have anything greater than a <0.5% movement per day and there is not enough volume to trade options
>>50939428
they will use retail trading to push for market regulations or licensing for amateur / non-institutional stock trading

>Commercial landlord is still "waiting" to let our manager renew our lease.
They're expecting a crash.

>>50939459
What I mean that's what I'm doing.

>>50939409
have you heard about the s&p 500 or the russell 200?

how are my little bobo's of burrystreet doing?

VIX is on a 10 week losing streak. When is the real dump/pullback going to start. I sold my longs when SPY went to 427. I've been scalping Options since.

>>50939497
How much are you down, budday
Im down 69% already

>BBY pumping because people meant to buy BBBY
lol
lmao
This is the best fucking timeline holy shit.

HEY BUDDY LOOK AT AMAZON COMPUTER

>>50939455
Will you stop fucking posting this its not funny and its annoying

>Fubo
Waking up after lunch?

>>50939074
You’re just like me!

>>50939525
THANK YOIU SIR

>gamba'd on a microcap biomeme because of a funny ticker
>up 16% since last week
>down 8% today
What the fuck why is this so volatile, they don't have anything through trials yet?

>>50939169
every resistance level of yesterday is now a catapult for further gains.
perception of risk has been widely eliminated.

>>50939497
because of your mental retardation i'm buying SPY calls

>>50939535
-28% fuck me

>>50939564
you can say that after we break out

>>50939572
classic baggie move

>>50939580
KEK

>>50939428
Kek. This post is ironic but if you live in CA you should see the adds for online sports betting.
Basically there’s two competing bills.
>prop 26
Prop 26 gives the four biggest Native American tribes in CA a monopoly and is pretty gay.
>prop 27
Prop 27 is being marketed as a bill that will tax online sports betting to solve homelessness and benefit small tribes.
But if you actually read prop 27, to offer sports betting in CA a company must already be registered in 10 other states and pay a one time fee of 100 million dollars.
And the taxes “to help homeless people” refer to the 10% tax the sportsbooks will have to pay in CA which is equal to the lowest tax they already pay in other states.
I had some lib tard roastie come up to me on the street a couple months asking if I wanted to sign this thing to tax online sportsbetting to help homelessness and I said no way.
These massive gaming companies have literally brainwashed roastie libs to campaign to get their anti competitive bill passed and it’s going to work

>>50939545
my acute nose has detected another poopy bear! stinky stinky!

>>50939177
Fucking kikes

Cramerbros...they are making fun of us again

>this fucking SIGA liquidation for BBBY day
I'm going to make so much money
I fucking love memes
Memes are making me more money than 10 years of postgraduate education.

Grab that WBD boys, it's going UP.

>>50939636
>10 years of post graduation education
Anon I…

Run is over

what's the most overvalued REIT?

The VIX (volatility index) has declined for eight consecutive weeks, the longest streak in the last three years

Oy vey!!!!

>>50939580
This is how monkepox started

>>50939525
Looked at her twitter and she's pregnant lmao

>FUBO
Broke +$2 boys. we going up and up and up and up. Watching this cocksucker climb. "Cocksucker passing 30k feet."

>>50938649
I figured the market was just gonna keep crabbing the rest of the week and I didn't have much to worry about. I literally had just sold it today. Not gonna be too upset over it though I just have been wanting to make an extra 50-100 bucks a week selling calls on it more than anything.

check the volume

>>50939675
>>50939525
I've got a bad feeling about this

Where's the guy who bought $13 UVXY Calls. Is he dead

>>50939726

>>50939308
You asked for it by tripfagging.

>>50939615
Fuck the homeless, they should be used as firewood and save us all the hassle.

https://fortune.com/2022/08/16/jp-morgan-chase-jaime-dimon-warns-something-worse-than-recession-could-be-coming/

>>50939497
Your my hero mrbaggie. I made 100k following you and lost 100k following you but there are clear signals that the big one is coming and I wont stop buying puts until I see spy circuits break

>>50939154
Because they're consistently outtraded by actual retards?

>>50939788
>(((jaime dimon)))
into the trash

Small sketch im working on of marina as a maid. Poses are hard :(
I see we're crabbing again

>>50939788
we know, all that after the midterms, meanwhile enjoy the party

>>50939615
So is there a future for sportsbetting?

Confidence is low, Dimon argues, “because of inflation, because of partisan politics, and a lot of leftover anger from COVID-19.”

He predicts inflation will not decrease the way the Fed wants it to, calling the goal to bring it down from 8% to 4% by the end of the year “highly unlikely.”

Where is the Shorting Signal. Pic related an ugly Jewish woman

BUDDY LOOK AT FUBO

We getting to 7 boys.
>fubo

You know what, I'm going balls deep into spy 420 puts for tomorrow
I have a really bad feeling about these gains I just made off my calls

damn should have listened to fubo shill. chart looks great too

>>50939869
10 will show up quickly

>>50939841
sounds bullish, he went from hurricane to storm clouds.

>>50939725
I get that idea and I do the same thing but a stock like GME is not a stock you sell weekly covered calls on.
I am doing what you’re doing on RL (Ralph Lauren) which is smarter because that stock doesn’t move nearly as much.
>bought 100 shares for 99
>sell Aug 19 100 C for 1.24
>sell Sep 16 85 P for 1.90

>>50939865
I don't know man. SPY and AAPL are both close to their 200 daily sma and tops of their price channels

Do buy FUBO?

>>50939801
There's nothing left to do but sit and wait for #TheBigOne. I'm going to use this time between now and #TheBigOne to play some octopath traveler champions of the continent on my g5 android device.

So when are we taking over this board?
Crytpo is boring
stonks are the real shit
days like today prove it

>>50939725
>>50939902
gme is great for cc's just roll it when gme goes on a tear or let it get assigned and wheel theta

>>50939428
why do idiots like you fall for these obvious fake LARPs?

>>50939840
Yes. Prop 27 is 100% going to pass this November in CA

>>50939428
Reddit is 90% bots and shills at this point and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Is GOVX a buy at this price? been swinging these Mpox stocks pretty well and its sitting on support, any reason why most of the Mpox related stocks are down today?

>>50939941
No it’s not. Because it has steep downward plunges which will erase weeks of CC income. Meme stocks are not meant for covered calls.

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>>50939967
Are you people so autistic that you can't detect obvious irony?

>>50939428
Thats clearly a parody of another post. The original was about a boomer landlord.

>>50939525
>I've been scalping Options since.
Since what?

lol and that seller fees goes directly to the costumer
#BidenWin #Putinflation

Markets no longer make me feel anything.
Up, down, sideways, I am always uninterested.

>>50939890
Holy fucking Kek, can't wait till alzheimer's Biden starts casually dropping nigger on live TV

>>50939982
Are you?

>>50939990
i've been getting scalped trading options since the second time.

Puny Bobo.... This is da big Bobo crash?

You bought puts in Walmart too didn't you how did that work out for you

>>50939428
Fucking kek. Nobody tell them that hedge funds made billions off of GME. Smart money ALWAYS profits from EVERY move. No exceptions.

>>50939982
>are biztards autistic?

NEW
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>>50939999
get into shagging trannies

>>50939967
>I am curious to see how it will evolve
You do realize this is a troll post don't you anon?

>>50940062
What did I just fucking say

>>50940074
Why do you even read reddit? I don't last 2 minutes there

>>50939428
I read this and I think it is a shitpost

Then I remember it's reddit and shitposts are illegal there.

>>50937894
>spy
bullbros...

smg really sucks. youre never the reason for any of the cool pumps.