/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50932630
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,213.193B, 99P = 22.355B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,175.857B, 102P = 21.332B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>50932630
Than you for bake

>>50932630
WAGMI, FRENS!!!

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

BBBY is going to buy me 400 new GME shares today, i feel it.

basically moass is CONFIRMED before jan 23 2023!?

or is this just bbby going ape like gme last year in jan

Posting it here because u faggots are on the same boat as us and technically we will carry you.
Anyway. On the upcoming 22nd of august margin calls will be triggered because of APE divident from AMC.
This means that every short position will be debited.

>>50932684
Or ryan isn't a god and his options go to shit and MOASS takes another 2-4 years lol. Honestly biggest argument against MOASS that I've not seen a shill bring up yet (granted, I don't come here often) is that RC is one of (((them))) and doesn't care about MOASS.

>>50932682
It’s down more than 5% in PM

>>50932714
i mean if that were the case the longplay would be hard

>>50932630
moass has no limits

>>50932697
Also fuck off with AMC you fucking faggot you're NGMI

>>50932718
Ryan won't abandon me.

>>50932697
retard.

>>50932727
I hold both. Im just letting u know how this shit will be triggerd

>all those people with thousands of shares
>meanwhile im a stacklet with low XX shares

i will have to hold on for dear life, literally

>50932714
>RC is one of (((them))) and doesn't care about MOASS
>Jews are perfidious, selfish creatures that care only about money and will do anything to get their rubbing, grubby little Shekel-counters on it.
>Apart from fucking over this one goy, he's cool, no way anyone would bang him like a bongo to earn gorillions.
You're not just bad at this, you're possibly the worst at fudding I've ever seen.

Still comfy, still holding. How are all my frens doing today?

>>50932755
i want out of this wage simulator
and into the "dont care i have money for 3 life times" sim

Top post on superstink is about bbby lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>50932755
Comfy holding and buying more of my favorite store. Gaming has given me so many unforgettable memories and investing in GameStop feels like investing in others getting to experience the same joyful moments. WAGMI

>>50932743
Take your pills I don't know what the fuck you typed. To reiterate, I don't like (((them))) and RC being one makes me unnerved. I'm not selling until I see telephone numbers but I wish Ryan (((wasn't))).

Shalom fellow Gme holders

Remember lads. We'll never escape who we really are.

>>50932815
This makes me feel inner peace

>>50932697
damn why u gay?

GME is dead

Long live BBBY

What do you guys think will be the excuses from AMC niggers when AMC fails with that APE shit?

>>50932856
Ya Unironically selling my gme left in fidelity to buy more bbby

There’s a reason cohen bought bbby more recently than gme; gme is done

>>50932931
This is just straight up false.

>>50932815
I have a wife, child, decent job, and IRL friends and I am still extremely autistic, impulsive, violent and hold what some people would consider to be extremist viewpoints. In fact I credit the mountain of stress an uncertainty GME has thrust upon me with returning to those roots and still being able to find peace. I eat stress and shit memes and am very much looking forward to telling shills and glows I will not be selling a single share until these threads go 24 consecutive hours without someone trying to tell me what to do with my money and property, even when the price is ripping through the six and seven figure ranges. Ryan was right, this is the best time in human history to be alive, and I will continue to be a manifested shitpost in human form until such time that I am dead. There is no other true way to live.

I watched a monkey at the zoo the other day shit in his hand and throw it at a tourist that was mocking him, and I saw in him a part of myself. It was beautiful. That is the life I aspire to live.

Take note. Smart people roll their BBBY profits into GME. Dumb people like this
>>50932931
sell their GME to fomo into BBBY

I'm not sure what to make of this curry-smelling BBBY shilling. Are these just sore meltdowners and /smg/ trannies? Is BBBY actually a ploy - but then, why would Cohen be so sure it's going to moon?

See, the simple reason is - if GME moons first, he profits from BBBY as they're supposedly in the same basket. If BBBY goes first, it'll pull GME along.
It's simple enough. But all this shillery is weird as shit. Almost like AMC, but more sinister, since amc only appeals to literal retards. There must be something here. Are they just so desperate to make people sell GME that they don't mind them buying another shorted stock, even if it's part of the same bundle? Is that it?

>50932803
>take your meds
Hi share blue

Holy shit no wonder Citadel has been able to extract free money from retails for years, look at what a little distraction pump on a irrelevant stock is doing. I'm not so sure about solidity of holders anymore bros, the fud is getting pretty effective. I just want my money so I never have to deal with emotionally volatile idiots ever again. Fuck.

>50933039
>irrelevant
>cohen holds it
Stale

>50932803
>Take your pills
Do the sneedful.

>50933039
>not so sure about solidity of holders
Shit seems solid as fuck. Diversity is our strength. Not being organised is our strength. Can’t fight millions of individuals at once. If you are looking for a collective pic rel is actively recruiting, maybe you can sit on a Wall Street pavement for a week or something in solid unity, until you get bored. You are just mad that you don’t have a bbby cost basis below $6 like me to dump into GME. Keep seething GME maxis.

There is no moass, bagbros.
At best it will do 2x after goes to $20.

t. former gme baggie who more than doubled his money elsewhere since I sold at $170 after bagholding more than a year

How the fuck are there even GME threads when BBBY is literally launching to $100+ with the full fucking support of RC?

Like what in the actual fuck are you doing wasting your time in here making these threads. Where the fuck is the BBBY general?

>>50933132
Go make it yourself, fag

>>50933132
I'm in it right now, since I hold both, since that's the play.
Retard.

Stock virgin here, i have a question

are stock gains limited like crypto and forex?
you can make decent bux in forex and crypto but once you reach a certain point you start to face problems with fills, slippage and spread as the liquidity runs out.

you can't make millions in a single trade, can you in stock?

because people and the media just so happen to unorganically and excessively push that message. There is such a thing as mentioning something and then letting it go and then there is the blatantly obvious attempt to dissuade people from doing something that apparently doesn't affect them in any way but they still care so much about, for some reason.

I've lurked these threads since March 2021 when I bought in, regularly posting a couple weeks here and there. I gotta say, it feels a little dire in here lately and exhaustive. Someone used to say it will happen when everyone has given up and feels like that could be rather soon.
It's felt like we're on the cusp for months, I know we always say this really feels like it, but wow this really feels like it.

Think old friends will come back during moass?

>https://www.svetlanadragan.ru/prognozy/item/234-20-07-22
Russian astrology schizos are forecasting the total destruction of the current financial system with no chance of going back starting on the 8th of November with a lunar eclipse.
>shmita year
>astrology schizos
I think WAGMI

>>50933178
buy it and then live your life. It's like the set it and forget it infomercial, or that pepe image with someone saying just be like the pepe and don't care.

>>50933188
and here's a Google translate screenshot for you non Russian speaking tards

>>50932832
>>50932815
Kind of agree. About inner peace

>>50933203
Fuck off, pidorushka

Can we please urge Ryan Cohen to do something about the stock? I'm sick and tired of daydreaming about different fantasies and not having the actual money to make those fantasies a reality. When am I going to live in a mansion with an indoor swimming pool? When am I going to get my 10 Japanese biological women sitting besides me and feeding me champagne and caviar? When am I going to have the money to influence the stock and crypto markets? When am I going to own a private jet and island?

>>50933166
Checked, same problems happen in stock markets too, maybe not on the same scale though. Since the stock market is centralized and there are "institutions" like market makers, we have the illusion that they give us liquidity by borrowing stocks they don't have and giving out IOUs as wells as NBBO and internalized trades and dark pools - all to make you think markets are liquid more than they actually are. Basically, the same problems exist, but their effects are obfuscated by big players and rule breaking and 0 accountability.

And as you said, when you start having >percolating liquidity issues, you start getting funny "issues" and "glitches" with slippage, spread, fills, all 9 yards.

>you can't make millions in a single trade, can you in stock?
Not sure if it ever was the case with stocks and stock options, but that certainly remains to be seen with gamestore which I will continue to accumulate, hold and DRS. These problems feed into the sneeze play and fair price and value of the company, so it feeds into the bull case as well

I'll make nuclear energy a thing after I wagagmigagagmiai it. I'll also do something about this infernal captcha too

>>50933275
no

>>50933275
Bet you can't count your hodling time in weeks yet huh

>>50933275
>Ryan Cohen to do something about the stock?
He moved on, so should have you.
If you don’t realise that’s exactly his business model, you’re retarded

>50933353
>Plz ser the CEO has moved on, you should do the needful and stop the hodle, for by Ganesh, the MOASS will never be.
How does it feel knowing you're entirely inadequate for this position?
It must feel like working at the three gorges dam, quietly aware that things are crumbling around you but unable to stop it or escape.

>>50933290
I remember during the tesla squeeze there was a guy that posted proof of turning a call option he purchased for ~500$ into 1.2 million before taxes, so more like 800k afterwards if he was in a state that doesn't rape with their state tax on income. I believe he had several contracts. I'd say that counts as making millions on a trade, and from what I remember he did sell the contracts for premium rather than exercising.

Kek dumb fuck baggies
How's it feel to get absolutely MOGGED by BBBY you fucking cuck motherfucks?
Can't be letting go of your GME bags to get into an actual profitable trade though, nope you must stay baggie for life KEK

>>50933398
BBBY going up is good for GME considering it's within the same basket.

>>50933275
Nigger I've been browsing luxury real estate for over a year and a half. I've prospected plots of land, investigated architectural firms, researched crops, investment strategies, travel destinations, watches, cars, exotic plant species for my topiary, the exact arrangement of books for my personal library, you name it.
Then I just kind of forgot about it.
I know it will all come and until then I will wait. I have the certainty that I will be a multimillionaire. That's more than I could say before this all started. I was resigned to the idea that I would wage forever, patiently stacking money into an index fund, so I could retire early with a modest home and die of cancer by 80. Now I know I can live in ease, sipping cocktails in my jacuzzi overlooking the mountains, while others die in civil war. The patient man is rewarded tenfold if he just finds the courage to wait.
But you go right ahead and whine, bitch boy. You'll be broke just as soon as you make it, if you even do make it.

>source: am schizo, dreamed about moass, decided to shape and mold reality itself into giving me what i want

>>50933458
I needed this anon, thank you, with low XX shares i will have all of this

>>50933398
Ranjeev, I know it's hard to understand, but I have a job. I can just use some of the money I make to buy some bedstock and don't have to sell any of the many thousands of shares of gamestock I own to do so. I know the most recent fud play is to try and get people to sell gamestock to buy bedstock, and it's a really shitty play. Suck my balls, and I will continue buying and direct registering more of both, with the majority being gamestock.

I just want to build a bunker to live cut off from this hellish world. Is that too much to ask Mr Bryan Choben?

>>50933465
how the fuck are you not XXX after split or do you mean you will sell XX? Fucking be specific

>>50933533
Wasn't he supposed to run his inherent ship? Getting tired of his antiques.

>>50933540
>there are people who only held 1 single GME share
>there are still people post split in X range
>IF they are crazy enough they will make more than some XXX holders.

>>50933540
What? I have XX i will sell a single share for trillions

Opinions on this comfy frens?

https://wallstreetonparade.com/2021/12/the-fed-is-about-to-reveal-which-wall-street-banks-needed-4-5-trillion-in-repo-loans-in-q4-2019/

>>50932630
>Galaxy's the Limit
>not specifying which galaxs
wagwi frens

>>50933458
based and WAGMI-pilled. I already got the spreadsheets down though.

>>50933465
You only needed this a warning to yourself.
You are what makes you strong. Look not to others to turn you into something you are not. The change has to come from within.

This is not financial advice, but I urge every anon here to take the time before moass to read, meditate and become a better man.
What do these millions mean to you? Will you squander them? Most people here are at least halfway redpilled away from consooooming, but it's a hard step to avoid it, and a harder step still to turn our conscience inwards and think about who we really want to be.
I recommend giving the stoics a read. Marcus Aurelius is a good start for most people. Then read some comprehensive book on philosophy or start with the greeks.
The point I'm trying to make here is that you should at least learn to control your basest impulses, so you won't at least: a) bitch out and paperhand when the moass comes around; b) make millions and waste them or become a cunt; c) worse still, let those millions corrupt you and make you miserable. It'll be easier to learn this while still a normal man.

>>50933585
That has already happened, turns out Fed has bailed out several banks and other jewery around the world. Journalists are forbidden to comment about it.

>>50933458
Of course I will bitch after waiting for more than a year. Don't give me that bullshit about being zen. How long are you willing to wait? 1 more year? 5 more years? A decade? Things change over time; perhaps you, your family or your friends have fallen into a difficult situation or you need the money to get treatment for a life-threatening illness. Will you still be forever zen?

What the fuck is happening? This whole thread glows with the strength of a thousand suns.

>>50933574
It's okay anon, don't worry about him. Majority of holders are too embarrassed to post their shares because they get drowned out by XXX/XXXX holders wanting to feel superior (it's no different than video game dudes arguing about the best game, gun debates, car debates, etc). WAGMI.

>>50933639
been like this since the split

>>50932982
you should do the following with your money: something

Are we winning?

>>50933639
Yeah the
>I'm totally a full-on all-in retard BUUUUTTTT I'm getting real tired of it and I'm thinking of getting out
schtick is getting old as fuck

>>50932630
How is there STILL a GameStop thread holy shit you people are pathetic

>>50933638
Yes.
I have a steady job which doesn't require posting on mongolian throatsinging forums for half a rupee an hour. Therefore, I'm able to sustain myself indefinitely without touching my investment. Just like every other investment ever. Nigger.

I shall perform ancient blood ritual offering to counter the hedgies influences and call upon the gods and the universe to bring about prosperity for all my people
WAGMI

>>50933664
trick question, we already have

>>50933667
Kek denied you, who is pathetic now? Bitch

>>50933626
what do you tell that tiny voice inside your head saying "what if this is not gonna go the way you think it will go"
>>50933642
thanks anon my only hope is waiting for highscore top 10 placement

>>50933696
Cool

>>50933559
I’m actually going to store my wealth in antiques

Squeeze started about a week ago.

I was told BBBY will be mooning but i see the exact same red as GME. Money mey mow

>>50933559
keked

>>50933709
What can I do but wait and see? If it doesn't happen, oh well. I don't have to derive meaning from money. It sure helps, oh boy. But this stock WILL squeeze, and I WILL make money off it, large amounts of money in fact. Ask the I Ching anon if he comes back, it's all worked out.
Also: even though Frank Herbert wrote like an emo high-schooler, his litany is gold. I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Ask that other anon whose schtick is to post it in every thread, for good reason.
Hold. Holding costs you no effort. Selling does. So hold, until you are rich. You fuckers need to gain some mental fortitude.

>>50933627
cool down with the antisemitism there, mate!

>>50933794
you made me smile anon thank you
may god bless
and may moass shed a hope of light on all of your lost souls

>>50933709
>what do you tell that tiny voice inside your head saying "what if this is not gonna go the way you think it will go"
“You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.”
You can't change if it is or isn't going to happen; but you can calm your mind, accept that and in doing so become indominable.

Is Ryan Cohen ever going to unleash the GS Kids / Blockbuster carve-out bomb? What happened to the Cybercrew announcement from three weeks ago? Is the stupid jpg store really all he has to show for the last two years?
It's all so tiresome.

>>50934036
You're a victim of the Q-psyop equivalent of finance.
It'll be two more weeks of trusting the plan until you die of old age.

>>50933667

Fucking THIS

Just fucking buy BBBY holy fucking shit my brain it hurts seeing endless shill threads for crypto etc that have ZERO momentum and hype behind them.

BBBY is literally free fucking money staring at your bag holding asses and you STILL refuse to buy.

This is a dead cat bounce and BBBY is the last play where you can make life changing profit to throw in whatever the fuck you want when this market eats shit in September. Fuck you can even buy GME again for all I fucking care.

remember the tesla squeeze had a moment of crabbing that coincides with what we are going through now. hold the fucking fort and glory will be yours.

>>50934126
i only buy GME, fuck off r with your reddit spacing

Never selling also WAGMI

>>50934126
why does this make you upset

>>50934125
It reminds me of a common psyop in modern women. Being breadcrumbed with promises she will see you again relatively soon for a month and a half until you are ultimately ghosted and anyone wise would have said you should have "taken the hint" and not taken a single word of hers seriously. As if your fucking heart could have done anything other than trust her. They do it to see how far along they can string you, nothing more.

>>50934293
i wouldnt know, im an 8/10 guy, i do this to women, i breadcrumble them for sex

>>50934302
>i breadcrumble them

we could've saved them bros...

its today... isn't it...

>>50934334
It's NOW oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

>>50934332
#JusticeForGeoffrey

>>50934332
I have fond memories of being a small lad and going to Toys R Us after getting a gift card for Christmas. Felt like a fucking king.

>>50934332
we VILL save them

>I'll keep holding on
>I'll keep holding on
>I'll keep holding on
>I'll keep holding on
>Holding, holding, holding

>>50934332
We can't save them anymore, but we can avenge them.

>>50934302
Chad didnt have to wait for MOASS, hes been a billionaire since Jan 21. Every single cuck here is waiting for this bitch who promised everything and was gonna call you back any week now and while its just easier to wait deep down you have actually developed a fixation on a limerent object. Everything we are doing here fellas is strikingly similar to romantic obsessive ocd. Im still waiting but facts are facts, watching myself do this exact same kind of obsessive attatchment with a woman has started to make me question how I perceive things.

>454
Yeah but she keeps sending me money which means either she's retarded or actually is coming back and is sorry it's taking so long, so you're retarded. I'm up several hundred grand on GME and it keeps going up, and as a bonus I get to come to these threads and sneed glows and street shitters equally.

>>50934454
>promised everything
>HE DOES NOTHING BUT MAKE POOP TWEETS DO SOMETHING BENCHOD DO ANYTHING
which is it?

>>50933692
based

>>50934377
I would have also accepted "moneys too tight to mention"

Damn this isn't cool I feel like we are on the precipice for a nice pump before the big one. But I n3ed to sell more of my possessions for more shares... wat do frens?

>>50932630
Gee I sure love watching BBBY make sick gains while GME bleeds on the floor
Thanks for bringing that to my attention you stupid faggots
Two years of comfiness and now its all BBBY faggotry
Like fuck off holy shit I hate /gme/ now
>pic unrelated

>>50934566
checked and keked

>506
>Shes coming back and is sorry.

>>50934675
Kek you could say that this stock is like being on a Fairground

>>50934665
Yo 65 id digit check
Wagmi expect bedsheet niggers

Don't mind me, just whipping up some meme magic to make sure today is a good day

>>50934714
You could say somethings got me started

>>50934566
How about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDgihVDEko

>>50934736
I mean if you don't know me by now

>>50934714
>714
close enough

>>50934694
I'm giving you this (You) to feed the village because that is a hilarious picture, but I still know you're not here in good faith mr 1pbtid

>>50934736
this thread is now and 80's music thread

You could say the Stars have aligned for this simply not in the red stock

Lads I am legit on the verge of suicide. I have utterly wasted my life. I have finished my vidya backlog and I'm finally looking ahead to the future and I do not like what I see. I haven't ever planned ahead, I just went with the flow and that led me here, to you, to GME. For the past two years I've been imagining being a millionaire, being free to do what I want and play all the games I could desire. But now I've finished what I want to play, new games don't interest me and the older ones don't give me that same enjoyment. My parents have both died recently and my sisters and I have never been particularly close, both emotionally and geologically. I know we all like to say MOASS is in two weeks but lately I've abandoned all delusions of grandeur. It's not going to happen and even if it did no amount of money could give me the will to live. I can't even leave my shares for the infinity pool because ComputerShare will forfeit them after a year of inactivity.

When the market opens you're gonna shit yourself, gme will catapult to $50.
By the end of the day GME will be rounding $74.95.
By the end of the week you'll be a multi millionaire

>>50934785
Make sure you DRS, "lad"

This stock really Thrills me

hi what is drs?

>>50934785
Fucking dumbass don't lean on this so hard, get a fucking job and make something of yourself. GME comes and goes when it decides to.

>>50934780
This one's for all the hedgies in the audience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNAl9P2Wjk

>>50934785
Then pick up some new games faggot.
Have you yet played:
>Blade of Agony
>Mental Omega
>Baldurs Gate, Icewind Dale, Planescape: Torment
>Battle for Wesnoth

Fuck it, if you're well and truly burned out on vidya?
Read some shit, here, have some recommendations:
Conan (Robert E. Howard), Philip Marlowe (Raymond Chandler), The Continental Op (Dashiell Hammett), The Shadow (Various).
That should keep you entertained for a few months at least.

>>50934785
make sure you drs and write your will

>>50934785
Look, you have two choices: You either kill yourself (boring af, if you really consider it), or you ride it out until your time comes. Construct a lie (meaning) believable enough for you to believe it, and live in it. That's what most people knowingly/unknowingly do anyway.

>>50934785
There are many like you, but the only thing we can do is to wait and forget gamestop (kek). It's hard but it's best to live as if gme is not a thing and focus on stuff.

Kek support group baggies. No amount of money will ever change how pathetic you truly are.

>>50934785
find other hobbies other than videogames, there are a ton out there

>>50933032
Nah, it’s partly people FOMOing in and partly a massive astroturfing campaign. Shits all over the place on here, superstonk, wsb. It stinks like shit

I get paid in two weeks baggie bros, don't squeeze without me

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Shoyru Hating Neopunks can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50932755
Checked and very comfy fren. 10/10 greenhouse. I can't wait for the explosion of art and aesthetics MOASS will bring about when the beautiful people finally get the power to create what we see instead of these boring billionaires creating nothing but glass and concrete boxes everywhere.

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50934922
Checked. You'll be just in time. MOASS starts in two weeks

>>50934785
> my sisters and I have never been particularly close, both emotionally and geologically.

> geologically
Are they from the Pleistocene Era or something? Or do they live with the mole people under the Earth's crust?
4/10 on the new pasta, Ranjesh. You're on the wrong designated shitting street.

>>50934960

>>50934769
Nah, dude. I'm just a guy who done got his heart crushed by a qt tomboy nurse from Alabama who would say anything (and it was always what I needed to hear to get severely attached.) but do nothing.

>>50934785
You haven’t wasted your life if you’re still alive faggot. Go fishing or something. You can make your life into whatever you want, and all you have to do is decide and have some discipline. I’m a loser gamer too, to be fair. But I also:
I get up at 5am every morning
workout daily
Explore new hobbies (cooking,fishing,automotive repair,computers)
Am engaged at 22 and have a dog and my own apartment
Going to university (hopefully don’t have to bother finishing the degree…)
don’t just drift through life. That’s what (((they))) want, society is carefully crafted to make you a log in the wading river. Not quite hard enough to motivate you to action, but not quite good enough to make you satisfied. Comfortably numb driftwood. Only you can fix it.

BBBY crabbing. Rugpull soon

>>50934785
1. Stop taking SSRI/stimulants. They fuck with your reward pathway which is probably why you don't like vidya anymore.
2. Start working out and dieting. Men need a dose of adrenaline in their lives to feel good. Stop eating junk food.
3. Start socializing more even if its with fucktards on here.
4. Find a job and focus on that. It helps pass the time.
5. GME will moon when it moons. Until then you just gotta stay composed. Imagine investing in #ROPE the day before MOASS. We'll roast you so hard you'll feel it in the afterlife.
Keep pushing anon, we believe in it. If you are a Ranjeet spreading FUD, Kashmir belongs to Pakistan.

>>50934960
His sister is the Underminer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkhwlcVAClk

Kek crypto baggies

here it comes boys

OOOOO

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>50934960
> Or do they live with the mole people under the Earth's crust?
not too far off the mark anon

There are people in this thread that still deny flat line theory.

so shorties are scared of $40 now, eh?

BBBY TO THE MOON
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50935139
always have been.

ITS ALL SO TIRESOME

>>50935007

>>50934806
I want off mr. GME wild ride

>>50935185
Back to your containment thread faggot

>>50935167

>>50935206

>>50934785
>Being this much of a bitch
God has afforded you another day to live and you're about to make it everyone else's problem should be your go-to line of thinking when things are hopeless rather than being a whinging faggot. It is not that hard. Find a way to be an asshole and be that asshole, and if it makes the world a better place in the process then more power to you. I work 80+ hours a week and throw half of what I make into more shares specifically because it makes me cackle like a Hyena that fund managers have no real defense to this level of psychopathy, and it has never not been fucking hilarious. I put the vidya and the weed down to go make even more money to buy more shares and still be able to live. You have no fucking idea the level of hilarity you're capable of bringing to the world, go be the best motherfucking clown you can be and live your best life. Throw turds at people that piss you off like a literal monkey, do drugs and play an entire WRPG from beginning to end in one sitting chancing blood clots the whole way, get in a fistfight with a crackhead and take him home to give him a shower and some hot food to do it again. Play russian roulette with a new revolver you purchased. Fuck whores, do cocaine, join the army, do literally anything but be a fucking bitch like you are now.

Now either talk about GME or buying more or get the fuck out of this thread and go be someone that would make honkler proud. Do it for the lulz, faggot.

>>50935253
Plebbit cringe. Go back

Where’s CLF and X fag when you need them. Remember the steel super cycle ?

>>50935187
>wants to get off this ride
The wild ride hasn't even begun yet. We just took our seat and only half of the whole crew is sitting

>>50934996
Keep moving forward bro. I tamed my own tomboy and made her my wife last year and she's already born my first son. Nut the fuck up, you got it in you. Anyone buying this stock in the face of everything against it has the biggest fucking balls on the planet.

>>50934785
>I can't even leave my shares for the infinity pool because ComputerShare will forfeit them after a year of inactivity.
What?

>>50934785
all-in BBBY

Is it still worth buying additional shares after the split?

>>50935308
they just have a disclaimer that depending on state law, your assets left with computershare could potentially be forfeited if you're no longer an active user

BBBY casually trading 1/3 of it's float in the first 20 mins...

>>50935253

I thought this stock was going to die after the meme last year, what happened?

>>50935308
Weak-ass shill talking point about having to log in or make trades in CS:GO, otherwise your share becomes unclaimed property and given to the state.
It's utter bullshit and doesn't apply to securities.

>>50935253
>>50935444

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wpuyp5/the_golden_cross_has_been_crossed_200_day_moving/
poopoo line has crossed the peepee line

is it normal to love a company so much that you want to take it behind a gamestop and get it pregnant?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50935492
Shh

>>50935470
oh yeah it's big line go up time

>BBBY +9%
>GME -.60%
You will learn.

Wow, BBBY is pumping my apes. The time has come to sell our GameStop (ticker: GME) and hitch a ride on this Bed Bath and Beyond (ticker: BBBY) train while it's still hot.

No more monkey business. We're all on the same side here. I hate those African-Americans same as you. No need for infighting or toxic behavior. We're all united here.

>>50935492
>>50935499
I'm gonna say it

>>50935477
is that how splividends are made?

>>50935518
Has it ever occurred to you that GME should be dumping right now at this part in the cycle, but it isn’t?

>>50933039
Same here. I’ve been watching the bbby stuff at a distance. RC bought those calls to put pressure on the shorts but the play still is GME. Would be funny seeing the amc tards jump ship to bbby tho lol

$88 EOD

>>50935521
>No more monkey business. We're all on the same side here. I hate those African-Americans same as you. No need for infighting or toxic behavior. We're all united here.
Ape togehter. I think Laur is correct because he is the smartest ape in the room. I think would should all buy amc for the Swanky dividend! :)

>>50935633
checked

annnnnd back up we go

BBBY is carrying your sorry asses to moass. Cucking yourselves with "drs! Drs! We must drs!" When you could be fighting on the front lines blowing up their swaps and making some fucking cheddar! You failed to filter out the preddit brainrot.

>>50935647
I will accept this heckling about something else carrying us to MOASS since it means we MOASS

>50935647
totally organic sentiment

>>50935593

>>50935647
silence, BROWN

Thank you Ryan, money mey mow haw

The smell of curry in this thread is too strong.

Why is the quilt store running though? Aren't they supposed to be in the same basket?
Knock it off or I'll DRS some more shares just for spite

It’s quiet this morning, too quiet.

>>50935699
Kek no names just color
My fucking sides are gone m8
So simpl so succulent & succinctly said
Spl as
BROWN

There are people so blinded by greed here they can’t admit BBBY is being used to suppress Jimmie

>>50935714
>If they don't stop calling me retarded, I'll be more retarded

Any slurpers?

>>50935578
What Cohen does to his stocks in private shouldn't concern us fren...

>>50935736
all its gunna take is one IEX chad to blow the lid off gme they are just waiting for the exact moment to strike.

getting 20 shares across CS today finally got an answer from DriveWealth feelsgoodbros

>>50935696
>it’s cope to make observations

'sup bois?
I relearned a priceless lesson this weekend whilst drunkenly cooking.
ALWAYS REMEMBER, ALL GUNS SHOULD BE TREATED AS LOADED, ALL KNIVES SHOULD BE TREATED AS SHARP, ALL CAST IRON PANS SHOULD BE TREATED AS HOT.
Stay safe out there.

goddamn

>>50935758
I have had enough of this. Cohen was supposed to buy a tight fit, and now we might get more splividend.

>>50935779
This dude shot himself while cooking. How?

They’re cranking the Talmudic magic up to 11

getting tempted to sell my gme bags and role it into bbby

>>50935825
woah, wtf was that

>>50935825
Fucking this
>it's already up by 15%
Where's that retard that placed puts on BBBY yesterday? I want to see him seethe

>pillow fights
>toilets
>beyond uranus

even if you have a hundred bucks sitting around, its a cohen/gme play. got my drsed GME shares already, think of bbby as a flank attack

>>50935806
when he tryed if the knive is sharp, he cutshimself, running headleas through the kitchen, grap the pan, burn himself and then got angry at him self so he took the gun and shot himself, because this is how burgers handle stuff. Next he will sue himself

>>50935846
Uhh wtf was it
It's gone now...
Another 500K ask "glitch"?

>>50935292
But I was fomod and bought at 43. I hope you right.
At least I didn't miss the BBBY ride.

>>50935859
>Fucking this

YEP, the ticker is dancing, don't know what to do

>>50935806
>This is what they're up against
Nah tho, that's just the holy Trinity of "keep your fucking hands off when drunk."
I was trashed and tried to move a pan that didn't need moved and scorched the fuck out of my hand and forearm. I love cast iron and i've cooked with them for years, but they'll still catch you off-guard if you're being an idiot like me.

>>50935859
>optionsniggers getting rekt once again

>lose confidence in GME after a year and a half
>read swap/basket theory
>am confident in MOASS
>BBBY starts poomping insanely hard on Monday last week
>We poomp too
>Shit's getting real
>great morning for stonks
>crab rest of week while BBBY continues to poomp
>wake up this morning
>BBBY pumping *even more*
>GME dropping
>just about mcFucken had it

It's all so tiresome, bros

woah what the fuck is going on what'd I miss

this is why I think everyone should place a limit sell of one shares to the maximum possible price their broker allows and set it for 60 days. I think that shit somehow affects the price

no source, not even a dream. its true because I said it.

Ok, you BBBY shills may be right.


Thank you for letting me increase my GME stack

>>50935897
You know "they" literally want you to mcfucking had it with a side of mcfucknuggets
Just so the moment you click sell and buy into whatever their pushing atm that's not GME...

It rises like a phoenix out of hell......

>50934785
>1pbtid
>doesn’t mention specific games
>Vaugue about life other than gme and video games (what hedgies know we all have in common along with being loaners)
>geologically
>no follow up posts
>CS fud at the end
They almost got me at first. Some good fucking fud. Sneed.

At what BBBY price are we going to see a Melvin and who’s it gonna be?

>>50935949
gotta be susqihunta

>>50935920
>no source, not even a dream
sorry ken, this is your nightmare, I will not be selling

>>50935920
Maybe there is something to this. Why else would BofA get cranky about all the really high limit sells on CS and get them to lower the amount?

>>50935521
this but unironically
i'm all-in on BBBY

>>50935949
>$19

Hory sheet

>GME get's halted last poomp
>BBBY doesn't get halted

>+22%
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTFWT A PLOTKIN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

christ.

>>50935985
That's because GME got dangerously close to the hedgie no-no zone

>>50935883
>optionsniggers get fucked
Im not. I bought calls like any sane man would do.

>>50935920
>>50935960
>>50935973
I always wondered this. Sell orders must have an effect on this somehow. Obviously we’re all individual investors so it would have to be an independent choice among all of us to sell one share at the highest price possible.

>>50935949
Someone already got liquidated, they can't keep the lid on

I'm holding a small grip of bbby but I'm still not sure what the fuck is going on. Is it squeezing or is it a collateral pump?

i have now made $5 on my fractional share

No halts for BBBY is sus. Like I understand the rules but why do hedgies let it run?

BBBY is bringing GME up with it. WAGMI

>>50935920
I think it's give (((them))) in how to play in the long run. every time I did this with AMC the priced dropped

The SPY just uh oh Stinkied

Oh shit scratch that, bbby must really be the knife RC is going to slice their achilles with. Clown world is truly undefeated.

>no one noticed the GME-BBBY relation on that pump

Ooooooooo?

>bankrupt videogame store getting mogged by a comforter store
Lmao baggies you just can't catch a break can you

>>50936060
because long hedgies are in control and don't want to trigger a halt so momentum is kept

>>50936074
I always expect the absurd yet I continue to be surprised

POOL'S CLOSED

>>50936045
If Cramer is shilling it with the whole "oh no, how could the shorts have been so stupid, whatever are we gonna do" -charade, it's the latter.

Is the dude with BBBY puts okay?

>>50936115
Unless he’s trying to inverse the inverse.

>>50936125
that dude is unironically retarded

>>50936115
maybe they realized hes cancer and are double faking people now. its a cohen stock, thats all I need to know.

>>50936125
In it for the long game she said yesterday.

>>50936125
He's got until september, but still, probably not.

>>50936125
He is most definitely not okay.

>>50936149
>she
checks out

>>50936125
well he did say he buys another one every time someone mentions BBBY in this thread so what ever you do don't mention BBBY in this thread or he will buy another put on BBBY

>>50936125
I’m fine. Averaging down all day. Moved my expiry out a month on the new contracts. Down 22k as of this post. Still very confident. The price action correlation between bbby and GME solidified my position. If you see it you see it…

>>50936172
you're worse than the hedgies, kek

>>50936172
Kek Baggie!!!! lol now i get why the shills say it

I was early. I was not wrong. Somehow the people short GME got long bbby. Couldn’t be more obvious

>>50936161
It's not like the puts go negative though, they just become nearly worthless and stay worthless. He'll lose his money, but it's capped out at what he put in.

>>50936172
Maybe you'll get lucky and BBby dumps a bit before GME MoASS hits

>>50936172
>I'm fine.
Gabe Plotkin was fine after a bad bet too.

>>50936172
>If you see it you see it…
Oh I see it alright

>>50936185
If you saw the size of my GME position you would think I’m sexy…

>>50936198
Like RC right?

>>50936172
All you're going to see is the muzzle of a 12. This was what I was referring to the other day. Slave of your own bias. You couldn't be more wrong.

>>50936222
>has learned that shorting stocks with high SI is a great way to lose money
>opens a short position on a stock with high SI
brainlet

>>50936198
If that's the case, no one's flagged it on the recent 13F's, so it would have to be entirely with swaps.

What about the golden cross bros? And this schizo ass gme chart.

I haven’t risked anything I couldn’t set on fire and laugh. But I am confident in my thesis, and will continue the game of buying BBBY 12-16p everytime the ticker is mentioned in this general. If this works, this is actually going to be my investment strat post moass. Follow the shills around and buy outs when the hedgies pumping the shit buy them.

>>50936198
If that's the case, wouldn't the obvious answer be to buy gamestop? They are the ones using leverage in that situation, the short position is always more vulnerable than a long.

>>50936295
shills are using reverse psychology on you and it's worked perfectly

>>50936295
>BBBY
BBBY
>BBBY
BBBY
>BBBY
BBBY
>BBBY
BBBY
>BBBY
BBBY
>BBBY
BBBY
>BBBY
BBBY
>BBBY
BBBY
>BBBY
BBBY
Eat your heart out.

>>50936322
That’s gonna be….expensive.

Unzips

>>50936317
Shills are giving me data. That is all they are good for.

>>50936295
bbby

I’m not buying BBBY, but I wish those who do profit. Just don’t buy AMC.

Uh oh baggies, is a towel store doing better than your NFT marketplace? How could that be the case when it sells nearly 3 grands worth of images in a whole day?

>50936412
I still don't know why they think this kind of shilling works.

>>50936412
This comment was worth 5 BBBY 16p
Thank you for your feedback

>>50936412
lol, gme and bbby are the same team ropie

>>50936125
They're dead.

jesus, hedgies are truly, unambiguously, and utterly FUCKED

>TFW I remember I bought a couple bazingas at $5
>Could sell right now for $100 or so
Thanks for the whiskey, Ryan.

Kek I actually bought a couple of Bbbys when Cohen announced his calls.
I've been bagholding since 27 so I can finally dump this piece of shit :3

this also tells me they are not capable of shorting at will, which is important to note. might seem obvious to some.

holding my BBBY fractional until i can buy 1 GME share (plus DRS fee)

>wake up
>it's not today
>go back to bed

>>50936567
Is ken short bbby

>>50936456
>+31%
>-1.5%
Sure looks like it baggie

Poor AMC baggies

>>50936590
they had hope for a second there

>hedgies too focused on keeping GME suppressed to stop BBBY
kek shorties

The last time I went to a Bed Bath and Beyond store was more than 5 years ago. I bought some towels. The last time I went to GameStop was 3 weeks ago. Does this matter? To me it does.

>>50936603
That just means you don't shower enough, you disgusting gamer. uh oh stinkie.

>>50936567
same.

WHERES AILE :(

>>50936622
>>50936622
>>50936622
Threaded.

>>50936060
There are specific conditions for halts and those haven't been met. Stop making stuff up.