/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have $200, what do I do with it to make big gains

Poop

>The median net worth of married couples 25 to 34 years old was nearly nine times as much as the median net worth of single households in 2019, according to the most recent data from the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/inflation-widens-married-couples-money-lead-over-their-single-friends-11660511872
Didn't /biz/ say women were bad..?

>>50933767
Based.

woke up feeling kinda bearish today bros

>>50933765
place a short on nasdaq x10

OH BOBOS, ITS TIME FOR THE WAGIE WIGGLE

>>50933804
Walmart wagies>>>>>>>>>bobos=shit

>>50933765
Invest in your skills so you can find a high paying job and lead a fulfilling life. Then come here to ruin it all. Don't skip the first step, it's important

with inflation skyrocketing and a potential economic crisis incoming, is now a good or bad time to invest in stocks?
my cash is losing value in the bank, but I fear that this coming winter is going to be an economic bloodbath.
what shall I do?

>>50933810
There's no escape, the elite has made sure of it with their weimarian monetary policy.

>His primary risk factor was close, nonsexual contact with numerous unknown persons at a crowded outdoor event. His case highlights the potential for spread at such gatherings, which may have implications for epidemic control. The lack of both sexual exposure and anogenital involvement indicates that mode of transmission may be associated with clinical symptoms; fomites (hotel bedding and sheets, high-touch areas in public settings) may be alternative modes of transmission. Overall, the viral inoculum required for all possible modes of transmission remains an area of active investigation.
>https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/28/10/22-1191_article
Uh, guys?

This is why I loaded up on WMT calls

>>50933827
I lost everything again

>>50933827
>inversing baggie werks for the (idontknowhowmanymoretimes)th time

>>50933827
always and i mean always inverse /smg/

>>50933831
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

>>50933810
/pmg/ if youre that scared.

>>50933360
ohoho

>>50933846
The rule is:
>/biz/ is always wrong
>Jim Cramer is always wrong
>if /biz/ inverses Jim Cramer then /biz/ is temporarily correct
>If both Jim Cramer and /biz/ agree on something: ???

>>50933752
Are you all prepared for another stock market crash and the Great Depression 2.0?

>>50933876
Yeah, I pretty much am actually.

>>50933876
The stock market isn't going anywhere until September 7th
Buy puts before then though

if the fed doesnt do anything before the elections, wont they make everything worse in the meanwhile?

DNA just got an upgraded p/t of 14.50 after earnings, its at 4.30 kek

>Hey Greg, noticed you weren't really getting low during the Walmart Shuffle. Well, you're going to the walmart jail for a few hours until one of our guests bails you out, haha! Its all for charity, Greg, people less fortunate than us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTeMydUA1NU

>>50933822
His...wasn't completely up front about the extent
of His ANOGENITAL involvement ?

When answering questions His Truth did not
contain anogenital involvement ?

A certain community is more concerned with
minimizing stigmas pertaining to the behavior
of some in their community than with TRUTH ?

why so much walmart hype?

>le 'nothing till midterms ' thesis

SIGA sissies not even trying to fud but it’s slowing down

did home depot report?

>>50933884
praise the cat

>>50933887
is that good? how soon could it hit that???

>>50933922
EPS $5.05 vs $4.94 est
Revenues $43.8B vs $43.6B est

>>50933912
LOOK AT THE PRICE BUDDY

>>50933804
Didnt this guy run over a bunch of people and then murdered his mom?

>>50933884
those carrots look like the inside out anuses of those gay guys

>>50933917
this is true, almost objectively. Remember the house always wins. Market won't fall until the end of Shmita

>>50933768
Marriage is the best way to create wealth. Assuming your wife doesn't decide to up and financially rape you to death

>>50933936
wow 3% lol

>>50933935
and the guidance? thats the important thing

>>50933934
You really need someone to tell you if that’s good or not? No infact it’s fucking horrible and not worth your time it’s only triple what it’s at right now.

Friendly reminder that we are bullish and there is nothing you poopy bobos can do about it :)

>>50933944
yes

>>50933957
Reaffirmed for both companies

>>50933934
its significant. i don't know, clown market it might dump for all i know (not lower than 3.60 though). im more bullish on these insane options that are now ITM, pretty sure at least half the volume are not covered i.e., might pop to 10 by Friday

So walmart had decent earnings? Probably means all stonks go up today.

And having said that, this market is definitely crashing with no survivors

>>50933947
How do you know how the inside out anuses of gays look like?
>>50933956
we're still in premarket and if you think 3% for walmart is laughable maybe you should go back to the crypto pits

>>50933964
YES FUCKING SPOONFEED ME! idk what that company is

Today is going to be green.

>>50933991
videos anons share and you know you seen it too

>>50934008
You got me. I still don't see how those carrots remind you of rosebuds

>>50933999
checked and mumu-pilled

>>50934022
thanks for correlating anuses to rosebuds

>>50933876
I'm a retard, I forgot to add the link for context

https://www.yahoo.com/news/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-told-163049048.html

I’m sure you’ve heard it all before, that this recent uptick is just a bear market rally and that another rug pull is on the way. I think differently, so much so I think we will see ATH this fall and possibly hit 5000 by Christmas. Here are the reasons:

1: This “recession” is priced in, and it turns out the cost isn’t that large. Unemployment remains low, and people are buying stuff. The line at Chik fil A is still long as ever, and people still can’t get a PS5 at retail.

2: The Ukraine war isn’t that big of a deal. Support is starting to wane, and oil prices are going down anyway. Eventually the conflict will fade into obscurity. As for the European winter, so what if they have to turn on their coal plants? They will still be itching to buy the next iPhone.

3: Chinese housing crisis isn’t a crisis at all. CCP will simply “fix” the balance sheets like they have the last 20 years, and everything will be alright. It’s worked in the past, it will work in the present. The mighty Chinese economic machine will keep churning

4: Inflation is going down, but even if it didn’t, it’s not a big deal. Companies will just raise their prices, and people will continue to buy at those prices. Corporate profits are at ATH in some sectors. Therefore stocks in those remain high. Do you really want to stay in cash with all that action happening?

5: Despite rising interest rates, they are still at historic lows. Fed will probably stop rising them soon with favorable CPI reports. Likely they will top out at very low levels anyway. Volcker days are gone.

See you at the moon my friends, I heard it’s made of cheese.

>>50934037
Imagine listening to weenie dimon about anything, least of all the economy because the faggot probably has billions in shorts

>>50934034
It wasn't me

>he didn't watch and learn

I bought 100 shares of Berkshire Grey. The idea of robotics in logistics is pretty revolutionary I believe. Pretty much a lotto shot as it has a market cap of 1/2 bil

>>50933919
u know thats a log chart right?

>>50934050
>I heard it’s made of cheese.
Fundamentally, we are all made of cheese
Also, well said and nice shirt. matches that id nicely

>>50933917
sept-nov

>>50934050
What about QT, sir

>>50934079
If you want an actual smart play for robotics in logistics buying Walmart/Amazon main facilities is the safest route. Next would be “laborless” facilities such as Symbotic. Symbotic is the current leader in “laborless” facilities.

>>50934094
>2 more weeks
keep that mattress protector on bobo you're gonna need it

>>50934106
You had it. The fed slowing down purchases is what bobos got, and honestly way better that they deserve

>>50934050
>people will continue to buy at those prices.
are wages going to grow to compensate for those higher prices?

>>50934123
I think we should keep bobo away from things that can be turned into a diy noose

>>50934128
Powell kept repeating they’ll continue to shrink their balance sheet

>almost 4k colleges
>20 million students
>infected rats and mice in every major 1st world 3rd world city

y is this an inverse good thing for siga

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50934143
powell is on vacation
pump it

>>50934143
And I keep repeating I don't have mental problems and the voices in my head agree with me

>>50934058
I am fucking done with this world

>>50934164
>>50934166
Rate hikes + QT is not bullish

>>50934166

>>50934178
Is that a mole on your ass? EWWW

>>50934201
actually its a pox scab i got from rimming my dogs asshole, bigot!

I just don't wanna work is all

i think im gonna play 2 meme scams today for the number of one (1) share each.

anybody know where the hidden tigers are today

FRZA!!!!!!

>tfw went all in MSFT
>bought in at 344
>holding since november 2021
>tfw slowly gaining value again
>tfw got divvies in between
>tfw probably better off than most of /smg/
>tfw don't regret a single thing

>ztoday zee zpenetwate ze z200 zma zlike zee zoenetrated ze zcanadian zcabinetz zunt zoo zill zlike zit.

>>50934252
>YFW

Housing and building numbers in 3 minutes

Whoever mentioned aapu and tsll, thanks bro. You’re a real faggot. Drink’s on me.

>>50934246
fuck that stock, my ass hurts from it. fuckers dumped it as soon as the rocket took off like retards. I blame retail for that one

>>50934252
>went all in on siga, buying in at 10, 12, 15 and 18
>price now at 26
>got premium for covered call that's expiring worthless this week unless it hits 30
>even if shares get called away, still almost doubled my money in about 2 months
God bless the gay mess

>>50934287
>5x AAPL
>5x TSLA
now this is the degenerate shit I come here for
>>50934290
paper handed beotch

>>50934253
Thanks Klaus. They now have cricket powder in Canadian cheese puffs snacks. Great job

>>50934275
nicely done brah

>>50934143
powell is a jewface ratkike who lies every time his mouth opens

>>50933956
3% for one of the biggest retailers in the world is pretty good. Not every good investment is a meme company.

>>50934252
The way I interpreted complex numbers is that "it just werks." As long as they "werk," and don't break the equations of computational logic in our system of mathematics, then who cares if they don't have a real word geometric equivalent. We can't have negative line segments either, but you don't see people getting up in arms about negative numbers barring some schizo Pythagorean cultists in ancient Greece.

for me it's SOXL

>>50934285
aaaaaaaaaaand they're bullish!
POOMPA

>>50934305
thanks I aint even done yet bruh

>poor economic data --> fed more likely to cut rates --> stocks moon
>good economic data --> higher EPS --> stocks moon
we literally cant lose bullbros

>>50934326
its a bluechip stock that will continue to grow, why get excited for something you already know is good?

>ayo where da white wimminz at

Something just doesn't feel right bros...

>>50934402
I've had that feeling since 2012. Spoilers, that feeling is only going to get stronger.

ok lads here's the morning outlook

>>50934444
>4444

>>50934402
What's the matterbaby?

>>50934458
It's the simulation breaking down. Don't worry about it. It will all be over soon.

>>50933768
I don't even have to read it to know this article declares mortgaged homes an "asset" and not a debt like it actually is

>>50934448
4.7 additional hikes.

>>50933768
white womenz are fine as long as you have a male dog in the house to tame her

>>50933919
you posted this yesterday and SIGA was up +5%

>>50934490
>4.7 additional hikes.
and rising btw

I look forward to seeing the chaos when BBBY implodes

>>50934402
I was about to post that the lack of boboposting was eerie but looks like they haven't become an endangered species yet. >>50934468
>>50934490
>>50934510
They were busy trying to see how many bulls they could jerk in the least amount of time

>>50934490
It was 6 million kikes, goy, not 4.7 mil. You are victimizing those 10 million kikes all over again. Let the 12 mil kikes that died rest in peace, got

>>50934468
this
remote viewing has gotten a lot easier since CERN fired up the collider

>>50933804
WAGIE WALLOP

>>50934526
never forget the 24 gorillion.

>>50934335
It's a joke, of course complex numbers work, in that they complete the real line by allowing to take square roots of negatives and in general giving N roots to polynomials of degree N. Plus many more of properties of complex analysis, making (continuous) complex functions a lot more well-behaved than real ones. And they don't break almost anything. In contrast, take a look at dual numbers, or try to invent a number system that allows to divide by zero.

This smiley face nigga right here is fighting inflation by rolling back prices and keeping employee wages and benefits low.

>>50933919
ofc it’ll go down bc I went all in

>>50934567
you said that WMT puts were free money yesterday you retarded faggot don't try and memoryhole this
>>50933827

>>50933919
>implying school won’t have a huge effect on cases in the weeks ahead

>>50934050
Someone screenshot this nigger and thank him for the official ‘return to normal’ top moment

>>50934050
have an updoot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is it worth buying Ford puts this morning

Not sure if raising prices is usually bearish or bullish.

NAT GAS CHADS WE RUN DIS

>>50934402
I'm agree cause I'm not sure the bullposting is ironic or not

>there is now a BBBY general

…

here comes the SOXL pullback. soon I will slurp cheapies at $19

>>50934586
Well actually what I said was, >>50922243

Yields still fucked

Bull, Bear, or Kangaroo day?

the joe biden golden age has unironically begun

>>50934676
The yield curve is still inverted to shit and you're confusing the golden shower for a golden bull.

SIGA will break $28 today

>>50934668
HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME FILTHY MAMMAL

>>50934448
all of this is still much better than where we were at in June. Might get a slight pull back to 420 before blasting off to ATH again by end of quarter.

>>50934688
lol at your tesla puts baggot

>>50934668

>>50934668
Yesterday was a kangaroo day but probably green cause Walmart beat earnings while lowering guidance

>>50934690
wtf

>>50934668
cow day! give milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50934690
>nasal necrosis
Manfucker gonna look like this after all is said and done

>>50934688
I had a good day on the online casino last night baggot. I know you are a degenerate gambler too. Made $500 on roulette using numbers anons from here gave me.

I just poured some patron its gonna be a good day my non-kikeish frens

>>50934690
>>50934715
>>50934743
>The patient was treated with oral tecovirimat 600 mg bid for 7 days

>>50934699
It's going to dump again. This isn't a $950 stock it's more like a $650 stock.

>>50934748
Nobody has ever been interested in baggie.
Everybody is ignoring him or worse.

But now that you got rejected from scoops you're trying to get into his boipussy.

You truly are disgusting

>>50934584
How gay are you for men
Especially ones that you think are street shitters

we're finishing green today, and every day for that matter

>>50934690
just google monkeypix and russia and thank me later SIGA Chads are all /pol/ who predicted the blaming and the shaming.

>>50934790
Tesla is a $5T company
>>50934794
Fatties can be as degenerate as folsom parade faggots. No surprises there

>/NG +6%

>>50934797
found him uwu
>>50934790
post your bags you dirty fucking penny clipper

>>50934794
Baggot is a fellow Jew, I would never take his bussy. We jews stick together. Plus he's dating a 50 year old gook which kind of disgusts me anyway.

>>50934835
>playing hard to get

You did read some pickup artist literature after that harsh rejection didn't you?

>>50934835
Don't try to do damage control fathands. We've seen the videos

>>50934828
I'm always here faggot
It's nice seeing you obsessed over me after an entire week
I just jerked off so I'm stoked in inversing you all day

>>50934690
When are normies gonna start panicking about this?

>>50934826
>soon

>>50934857
Idk what you're talking about all I did was post a meme

>>50934848
>>50934854
Scoopsies still loves me a lot. He just has a reputation to keep and doesn't want to show it in the general. He sends me private emails that are very romantic.

>>50934867
It's not even a meme if I'm the only one that replies to it
You wear it like a petty badge of honor
Like a pooinloo. Almost as if you're projecting

All this is just made up, fake, and gay. Why do we play this game anyway?

>>50934888
I dont even have to post any words, just like original post. you're my cute little bitch

>>50934859
When school starts up and the precious children start contracting pox

>>50934881
traitors get the rope first

we'll be crabbing here for a little while before the dump to 3600

>>50934894
Im living in your head rent free

>>50934916
>Im living in your head rent free
whatever makes your little bussy happy

>>50934881
Ok... I believe it. I remember he did admit to fucking transsexual crackwhores. I can see now why this was so important for you. It was probably the way you smell or something like that.

>>50934808
maybe after the liberals pass some more of their tax and spend to change the weather agenda and appropriate another 4 trillion to tsla subsidies, but until then it's a $650 stock

>>50934690
The fuq?

>>50934905
I am not a traitor, I don't like this meme

>>50934927
And what makes you happy is me replying to you. You're like my ex. Meaningless attention and meaningless flings

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50934881
How can a black man being in love with a bear be harmful for his reputation. Isn't he in Seattle?

>>50934905
This isn't the first time a fat man betrays /biz/

>>50934944
yeah, I admit, I love knowing I have control over a random autist on the internet. as long as I have this image I have a certain power over you.

GEO is about to go for a run, isn’t it?

>>50934617
Do I fomo to this?

>>50934933
TESLA is a $5T company. That is a conservative estimate and better switch those puts for calls or your rabbi will not be happy

It's a good feeling knowing I have a few bitches on smg at all times
Reminds me of my uni days where I'd couch surf 3-5 times a week in a bitch's subsidized apartment and maybe even wake up with them sucking me off
Now I'm in a ltr and I just bought a whirlpool mini fridge
Bullish for tgt/wmt

I have a week off work, what should I do?

>>50934959
>muh michael burry is the stock market king

wtf is going on he held that stock for a year and nobody cared

>>50934955
It's not the image, just the fact that I live rent free in your head
Women like you never stood a chance against me, especially after a good fuck sesh
How's your bf doing, btw?

vix daily rsi/macd

>>50934998
Waste it watching lines move

>>50935003
you're such a loser man lmao.

What calls can I take to make the most of $1000

>>50934998
You mean besides staring at charts all day?

>>50934998
nut in some yellow strange

>U.S. industrial output up 0.6% in July after revised unchanged in prior month
*sniff sniff* do you smell that? Smells like a green day! But silly bears will probably get trapped by the fake premarket again. Ha haha!

>>50935009
I'm not the one baiting a random autist on the internet with a meme they made using a shitty screenshot, m8

>>50935010
Go long with BLK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

walmartians we back! feels good to finally make it!

>>50934998
Buy Siga and help spread monkeypozz

>>50934947
Scoopsies has a lot of mental problems and a complex about his sexuality. It's not his fault he is the way he is. He also has really bad autism.

>>50935008
I'm doing this and I'm kinda bored
>>50934998
Get some high % liquor, like 5-6 litres of it. Get some drugs and have a fap marathon. Or just go outside for a walk idk

>>50934895
>Gottlieb says...

soft landing confirmed

>>50935025
you're trying to convince random autists that you're some millionaire playboy which just comes across as massively cringe, while im just trolling you

>>50935040
you will never go to a christian heaven and your portfolio will be cursed, blood be upon it

>>50935043
Me too. I wish I had a friend with a boat or something

>>50935048
When did I ever try to play off as a millionaire
That's pretty much all of smg if you're going to be a sensitive bitch and try to get all technical

>>50934690
delete this

>>50935045
so the treasury is going to borrow from the fed to buy back from the fed? which counts as QT?

>>50935069
>if you're going to be a sensitive bitch
says the guy who can't just not reply to a simple picture. if you had any self control you wouldnt be my little bitch

>>50935045
>we can facilitate smooth QT by doing more QE
what kind of kikespeak is this? fuck these fucking jews

I'm going to be able to dump my GEO bags soon, boys

>>50935048
you're not trolling anyone... just a cringy keyboard warrior

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

first for heem the market

are we winning?

>>50935045
>buybacks
>increasing liquidity
But that's LITERALLY QE

What are the consequences of central banks sabotaging their QT by doing QE at the same time with almost record high inflation running at the same time?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>50933912

>Walmart now charges $20 for a dozen of eggs instead of $5
>le strong consoomer

Clown world

Help

Good morning

>>50935088
I'm impulsive but I don't gamble on roulette or scractchers
I love the extra steps options gives me and inversing bitches like you is my bread and butter
I know who you are even without a trip and it's beautiful

>>50935040
Fair enough. But still nothing that some molly won't fix. I'm sure his twink body can't handle all that mass plus the molly will make him more willing. Now have you decided where to move your siga profits or are you gonna keep them in cash?

YAAAASSS
KILL THE BEARS YAAAAASSS

Did Burry buy prison stock because of the beefed up IRS?

Tried BlackRock Coffee yesterday, just opened recently. Very unfortunate name for a number of reasons, there is also a BlackRifle Coffee store down the street. Dutch Bros also opened their first store in the area, too. The verdict: SBUXniggas we have nothing to fear, the white women will not be switching for any of these pretenders

>>50935122
> inversing bitches like you is my bread and butter
so show me that SIGA short mr all talk no action
>>50935100
nigga half the shit you post is cringey as fuck. you gonna suck off vince mcmahon or something?

HEY BUDDY LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER
HEY BUDDY LOOK AT 10YR COMPUTER

>>50935117
helo? yes this is margin calling

>>50935140
>nigga half the shit you post is cringey as fuck

only half? nice. So you read it all? thanks!

>>50935117
Oh god what did you do?

>>50935061
>Me too. I wish I had a friend

>>50935121
Sunday morning

>>50935147
>implying you didnt read all my shit
uh ok

this pump is FAKE AND GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>50935154
I always read the whole thread because I wanna be a good investor

>>50935117
options trading should require an iq test.

WMT is a winner. Best company in America.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>50935140
Lol, lmao
Great reading comprehension you have there, nigger

bbbybros we won...

>>50935159
so do i, what the fuck was your point then
>you read all my stuff??
>oh wait I read all your stuff too??

>>50935158
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO REDEEM THIS MAAM
WHY DID YOU DO THIS
WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME
IM LITERALLY SHOUTING

>>50935130
Did they get RockStar energy to make that logo design?

Here's a converted car garage cafe near me

>>50935168
You must be a bear

>>50935123
I don't know yet. Think I'm just gonna mostly cash until the next meme comes along.

SOXL GO BACK FUCKING DOWN I WANT TO BUY

>>50935173
why are you so angry

Here we go. BBBY starting to take off

>>50935169
4 figure account confirmed
>>50935186
>gets called out for saying something dumb
w-w-why are you so angry anon??

>>50935117

I’m down $-18000 on margin but my account is still Positive. Kek

>>50935181
I just like posting pink wojaks I'm not retarded enough to be a bear

DNA BROOOOSSSS AHHHH

soxl sisters, what just happened?!?

i fukken hate the charts on IB. tradingview is perfectly setup for me but no realtime prices.....

>>50935194
You just berate every anon on every thread
Oozes of insecurity. Who hurt you?

>>50934178
everything is bullish, always. pump it

sex with cute anime girls

>>50935194
>4 figure account confirmed
Does such a person even exist, sad.

>>50935159
its more valuable to read good books. picking up good tickers from the spam early is useful though

>>50933808
I am a NEET getting NEETbux. Am I living a fulfilling life?

JUST BUY ASO I TOLD YOU RETARDS AND NO ONE LISTENED

>>50935217
no just the losers like you. you know, the ones who try to act like they arent actually losers. Posers.

What BBBY options are reasonably priced? How do I contribute to the gamma squeeze?

wtf just happened to zom

>>50935218
try out the charts on webull
they also have the cheapest level 2 data $1.99 a month
I use the webull charting for day to day use, then if you want to pull up tradingview for other indicators you can
you don't need to use them as a broker, just for the chart and level 2 / order book data

>>50935177
imagine how proud of himself the pencilneck hipster who came up with the idea to leave the old sign up was.

>>50935061
we're all frens here, anon

SIGA bros...

bears r stinky

>>50935130
Blackrock sucks cocks and the people who like them are the ex military epic bacon beer and beards guys or wannabes

anyone who sells now is a nigger

>>50935247
Didn't they report yesterday

>>50935234
Fuck no. NEETbux is basically a crime prevention program while they plunder your future.

>>50935218
IB looks like a dogs arsehole from the 70s

>>50935236
So all of smg (except baggie)
Where do you think we are?
I make an ironic gay post and I've got you going ballistic. Just admit you're a homophobe and also antisemitic

>>50935236
>no just the losers like you. you know, the ones who try to act like they arent actually losers. Posers.

I envy you for your youth young boi

>>50935264
Basically the same as last year still not making a profit and burning cash this shitcoin is a DUMP

>>50935242
My brain is completely smooth and retarded but i think the $20 options this week or next are probably ok

>>50935258
when the rest of the market is green we crab when the rest of the market is red, we pump it seems.

>>50935274
>going ballistic
whos going ballistic? All I did was post a pic and here we are 30 replies from you later. You could have just moved on. But yes I am a homophobe and an antisemite.

OWARI DA!

>>50935117
Don't leave us hanging man. Explain

>>50935261
do you mean BlackRifle? I dont know if thats what BlackRock is also going for, but they are quite similar menu-wise. I hate that both of them hand you a fucking iPad in order to pay in the drive through, and it prompts you to tip. suck my ass wagies and give me my coffee

>>50935295
I think it was just a glitch because of the wide bid ask spread on my SIGA spreads

Is this some kind of insult room? I thought this was about the stock market.

thoughts on pic rel? Anyone tried buying shares pre ipo via start engine and is this boxable shit a scam?
Feels like a good NWO/WEF plan.... invest in ze pods?

>>50935291
Cool it with the antisemitism, kid
It's just nice knowing I've got girls thinking about me. Makes me feel young again

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SEMI-CONDUCTORS JUST GO UP

>>50935291
>But yes I am a homophobe and an antisemite.

Then what the fuck are you doing in a jewish thread that is mostly about gay sex

>>50935280
they are expanding though- they recently acquired another company and they're shilling the cassette tapes to vets who took their hardware.

have faaaaaith

Where's the Short? SPY 430? 200 DSMA? Top of the Price Channel?

The only thing green in my portfolio right now is fucking oil... Fucking oil.

looks like apple is catching a bid, it's up from here

>>50935307
>It's just nice knowing I've got girls thinking about me. Makes me feel young again
see thats the shit that just oozes cringe. its inherent that youre thinking of me because you're subconsciously looking for my posts now. I was just posting a funny encounter that I had with a random faggot.
>>50935316
making money of course, why are you here?

strong virgin/incel school shooter vibe from this thread. im out

>>50935324
Do you think people would do that? Just walk up to a barrel of crude and stick their dick in it?

>>50935309
$22 Seems to be the resistance right now. got to go down a bit before it goes any higher

>>50935323
onlyfans when?

BAGGOT SHOW ME YOUR TESLA BAGS >>50935324

>>50935299
Oh yeah, my mistake. Dutch is better either way.

>>50935334
Don't know I just like Rocker's discord

>>50935334
I'm not a random faggot though
I've been on smg since the very beginning
I smell the new fag on you from a mile away

>>50935269
I am trading money for time. I don’t want anything extravagant in life.

@50935352
I don't give anything to those who call me Baggot.

>>50935363
>im somebody on 4chan
o-o-ok congrats anon, im sure you tell that to all your 'friends' and 'girlfriends' that youve mentioned unwarranted here, pretty pathetically I might add. almost with a sense of desperation.

>>50935252
im yuropoor

>>50935324
today is upside down word my only green is tencent and that is the stock I regret buying most

>>50935364
You are trading it for a ticking clock. Know that one day eventually the money will stop and you will be completely fucked.

>>50935400
>currently up 14% on the metal's company
>a company whose share price dropped like 90% on fears of a (likely fake) lawsuit
Definitely upside down day.

>>50935388
I'm starting to strike a nerve, aren't I.
How are your siga calls, btw?
Niggggga

>>50933765
>>50933765
>>50933765
>>50933765
fresh

>>50935258
I'm not even slightly concerned. I know what I own.

>>50935117
kek i thought you were short

>>50935410
>how are your siga calls, btw?
pretty good how are yours?

>>50935412
YOU HAD ONE JOB

this can't be happening, I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>50935408
maybe we are onto something here. My guess is spy will feign death and then meltup or something

>>50935271
yeah also scrolling etc are retardet in default

>>50935424
we see through the simulation, my brother.

>>50935419

>>50935418
And here she comes with the unwarranted screenshots
Should've sold, sweatie

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH STOP BUYING THE RECESSION IS >>>NOT<<< CANCELLED

>line go up
>line go down up down up up down
fucking do something...

>>50935438
you asked *shrug*
still talking out of your ass I see

god damn it my SOXL limit buy was set for $20

>>50935437
STOP TRYING TO BE CHEEKY WITH ME STUPID AMPHIBIAN

>>50935458
You could've just said
'they're alright faggot, better than yours'
But attention seeking fags like you always go the extra mile
U don't belong here

BUDDY

>>50935476
aw thats so cute, its like a beginners portfolio. its even using robinhood. uwu

Is there an ultra crab 3x direction proshares leveraged crab etf?

>>50935402
My NEETbux is permanent.

>>50935487
Baited
Gb2r

>>50935496
so like the inverse of UVXY?

>>50935496
Svxy

>>50935502
How?

Post your belief on where the market is going by month:
>September dumps
>October dumps to new low
>November + December pump

>>50935510
like I said many times before, there is no way you are an adult male. you may physically be over the age of adulthood but mentally youre still a wee baby

bbby about to break 18

>>50935522
The complete opposite. Pump until midterms are over with, then massive dump.

>>50935515
It moves slow even during crab

I'm just going to buy the dip

>>50935530
So a child is living in your head, rent free?
You must be retarded then

>>50935534
I second that motion

lmao look at LQDA
rocker sold SIGA and went into it with baggot

>>50935549
>So a child is living in your head, rent free?
weve gone over this. if I post an image and you cant resist replying to it, you're the one who needs to think about charging rent.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50935560
they hopped into that dumpster fire along with shrekli

>>50935560
Baggot claims more victims. I laugh every time at this guy's record

Anybody got some easy money plays to turn $1000 into $1000000

>>50935560
Told him that chart looked bearish as fuck

>>50935563
Just the fact that you saved that image and use it like the batsignal to bait me is inherently hilarious. If you can't see that, I truly am dealing with another autistic girl deeply in love with me

>>50935585
>>50935588
he really is retarded isnt he
>>50935592
whatever you say, you look for my posts. you are mine qt

>>50935560
i sold during pre-market

>>50935588
Alright listen up because I'm only gonna say it once at exactly :07 buy

>>50934402
That’s the feeling of no longer being poor. It’s the feeling of doing something to better your future. It’s the feeling of being a man. You’re clearly not ready for this, so take the hrt and cut your dick off.

>>50935560
>LQDA
wtf is LQDA.. hahahah they thought they were good at picking stocks because they got lucky with SIGA?? Sounds like a black girl stock

>>50935560
Why would anyone listen to a guy called baggie, even moreso after seeing him referred to as baggot

>>50935517
I have a chronic illness.

>COIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50935602
It's hard to miss when you post a screenshot I purposely made for you. Do you really not get it? Who's the mental midget now

this is one good bear trap

How is BBBY another 7% up

>>50935606
c'mon don't leave me hanging!

>>50935619
He suffers from lazynitiess. He is gay bi sexual trans handicap on a wheel cheer due to fat legs.

What's up with frza and megl?

Someone bake

fuck frza looks like it was the choice. up 20% from open gap up

also scrapers meds meds meds

>>50935634
thats the funniest part. you memed yourself.

>>50935650
reddit FOMO

>>50935665
No bickering in the next one.

>>50935682
They were fomoing for a week already

What is important happening tomorrow?

>>50935665
Nah this is going straight over 9000. Buy SOXL

I'm bored

do NOT look at the dark pools for SIGA

>>50935700
Me too fren, me too

>>50935708
where are you going with that boredom fren

>FUBO
Let's break 5.

>>50935061
>be me, autistic comedic relief retard
>chad with 5 of the hottest girls in grad school: hey anon, wanna go with us on my boat? (Wink wink nudge nudge)
>girls giggle
>o-o-ok
>boat day arrives
>Stacy water skiing, doing flips and jumps off the waves, so easy, so effortless
>chad: hey anon, wanna try?
>o-o-ok
>eat water for 60 minutes
>girls laughing
>chad: nice try, anon

israel is an illegimate state get

>>50935703
how does one even look at dark pools

>>50935735
you must suck a few bloody baby peni

>>50935678
You're trying really hard to turn it into a meme. If other anons used it, I'd get it, but it's only you that has it saved on your hard drive as a personal vendetta. That's just sad

>>50935739
then why are you telling us not to look at them if we can't even look at them anyway

Study: Left-Leaning Men More Conservative After Testosterone Boosts
Infowars.com
August 16th 2022, 7:00 am
>"When weakly-affiliated Democrats received additional testosterone, the strength of their party [affiliation] fell by 12%," study stated

https://www.infowars.com/posts/study-left-leaning-men-more-conservative-after-testosterone-boosts/
https://www.openicpsr.org/openicpsr/project/155441/version/V1/view

>>50935745
everyone has shit saved on their hard drive that they thought was funny. I thought our encounter was funny. and I think the fact that you are still so obsessively butthurt about it is even funnier. So yes, it is a meme to me. and thats all that counts.

seriously though, why are semi's selling off?

new thread >>50935777
new thread >>50935777

This really is the very last /smg

>>50935761
kek basedbois confirmed weaklings

Come on boys, almost there

>>50935773
Not being aware of other's apathy is a clear sign of autism. Get some help.
I sense more desperation than enjoyment in your posts m8

>>50935193
>down $-18000
congratulations on earning 18000

>>50935819
>I sense more desperation than enjoyment in your posts m8
tell that to the cringe posts youve made about women in this thread. I bet you havent gotten laid in years.

>LQDA
More like LQDAted, amiriteguys?

>>50933768
>men with a lot of money are more likely to have some chick try and lock them down
wow!

>>50933919
It hasn't even peaked you mongoloid