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I'll start
>real estate agent
>real estate appraiser

>> No.5090832

I do video editing from home. Make 70$ an hour and that's pretty easy compared to digging ditches

>>5090729
I love these kind of altered pics

>> No.5090887

>tfw I can't even be a waiter because I can't balance plates

>> No.5090903

>>5090729
NEET

>> No.5090933

>>5090832
>altered
Anon, I...

>> No.5091021

>>5090729

Computer engineer in the medical device industry. My position is relatively obscure, and I go months without doing anything. I make six figures.

It's wonderful.

>> No.5091024

>>5090832
How do you get gigs? Isn't it hard to share video files with source files for HD videos being gigantic? What exactly do you edit?

>> No.5091052

Engineer of any type literally 6 figures just to fuck with auto cad that you learned in a month

>> No.5091061

>>5090729
DAMN TAY TAY LOOKS LIKE THIS?!

>> No.5091075

MILKIES MOOOOOOOOMMMMMY

>> No.5091084

>>5090729
Her tits are NOT that big

>> No.5091085

Armed security guard at a train station, I make $20 an hour, some people spend all day looking for action. I avoid conflicts unless it's a serious crime while I study how to make money on investments. Basically unlimited overtime.

>> No.5091120

>>5091085
>40k a year

>> No.5091163

>>5091024
Files are a pain now especially with 4K. Basically you need to do drive handoffs. You can use web stuff to send it all around as well.

I’ve done work for Audi / Bravo tv / Airbnb etc. I just get all my gigs through word of mouth. Also helps a lot if you have special effects / motion graphics experience. Just faked a crowd scene for a client by filming the same five actors repeatedly in different areas of the image and then After Effectsing them all together to build a crowd

Start looking for work on one of the freelance sites. I’ve gotten easy 500-1000 gigs on there. Just start building a good portfolio and practice using a premiere and After Effects

Oh and learn your keyboard commands. Like how do you cut at playhead? Etc etc

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5091230

>>5090832
no alteration needed
she is our girl
>mfw i love me some taytay

>> No.5091233

>>5091120
It's not a fortune but I "work" 10 hours a day and usually on my phone studying cryptos for 9 and a half. I also have 3 days off so I can go to school. Gotta wageslave to buy your moon rockets.

>> No.5091246

>>5091163
Ah cool. What freelance sites you use? I know premiere decently well but no experience with after effects whatsoever.

>> No.5091348

>>5090729

>no boobs
>no ass
>ok face, nothing stunning
>terrible, repetitive music, frequently with no real melody
>manipulative and deceptive snake who plays the victim card whenever it's convenient
>cringe-worthy attempts at edginess lately

I really don't get the Taylor Swift obsession

>> No.5091778

>>5091021
So you are basically a NEET but with an actual active income, Glorious. im jelly

>> No.5091832

>>5091348
accurate

>> No.5091981

>>5091348
You are probably a nigger. That's your answer because she's gorgeous.

>> No.5092070

>>5091348
Cutting edge marketing, just like ol' Doland. Newfriends never saw it coming.

>> No.5092114

>>5091981

>oh, I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because she's dead.

have cringier words ever been uttered?

>> No.5092183
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5092183

>>5091981

besties!!

>> No.5092227

>>5091348
Kanye, that you, dawg?

>> No.5092294

software QA automation

outperform 20 monkey testing pajeets with some scripts
pretend to work most of the time

>> No.5092326

>>5092227

Please call me Yeezus, but yes.

>> No.5092361

>>5091348
She wins just because she was the only person in America who apparently had a great 2017 lel

>> No.5092400

When i used yo play wow this guy i played with (tge guy who introduced me to linux, which is now my career) would literally play wow all day at work. I am jelly... i gave to actually do shit

>> No.5092412

>>5090729
sysadmin, automate everything with powershell, hire a plug monkey to deal with plebs, fire plug monkey when something goes wrong and direct blame, keep office door closed, trade crypto, always look busy

>> No.5092465

I work as a credit analyst for a credit card company. Only make $25/hr but they pay my tuition in full so it's worth it.

>> No.5092485

>>5091348
Probably started when she posted openly on 4chan

>> No.5092515

>>5092485

sauce or are you memeing?

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>>5092515

>> No.5092577

>>5092183

The chick on the left is a multi Platinum, multi millionaire who is extremely talented and made her fortunes through hard work

The cock on the right is a genius film produce and director who is a multi millionaire and has many industry awards

What do you Knuckle dragging morons do again?

>> No.5092613

>>5091348
she's pretty tall, that's a plus
don't want manlet children

>> No.5092669

>>5092577

>implying that making money proves they are good artists

I'm guessing you think the Twilight movies are brilliant, too, right?

>> No.5092844

>>5092577
>bitch detected

>> No.5093069

>>5092538
Holy shit, the kitten is pretty convincing!

>> No.5093426

>>5092538

Fuck man I haven't seen this shit in years

>> No.5093510

>>5092577
I dont rape my sister, for starters

>> No.5094125

>>5090729
what about being a MOMMY