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Any help advice and business ideas here is welcome

>>50922880
Start by buying a dunk tank and a woman.

Have the women wear a plain white t-shirt no bra and when the hat has $100 she goes under

>>50922880
is it okay for a single middle aged male to go to one of those bikini car washes? do you get out or stay in the car?

>>50922910
You mean hire? I see dunk ranks on Amazon for a couple thousand dollars but I want to modify them like this to make them more Fun for the one throwing the ball to win there prize.

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>>50922927
Under but I was thinking king it would be more fun if she stayed under till someone outside the tank let her out. That was there prize.

make it an ice pool, perhaps even disguised so they cant tell. like have it chilled some other way than floating icecubes, and the waterline lower than their feet can reach

>>50922934
Yes it is ok. I’ve seen both ways from vids on utube

>>50922992
I like this idea. But if they just hop out 2 seconds after going down what kind of prize is that?

>>50923050
i actually dont know how this works. do you hire chicks to sit on the seat, or is it for dunking your friends?

Make a dunk tank, hire a couple fatties, make them sign the same waivers as stunt men,, remove the protective glass, and give guys authentic mlb baseballs

>>50923079
Usually it is friends for fundraising. They go down and get right out. Maybe 5 dollars a throw to try and hit and put them down. I want when they go down to be stuck in the cold water until someone e outside the tank let’s them out though. Strippers at clubs have done this too though for money hired I’ve seen it in Las Vegas. I want a outdoor strip club basically.

Pic related stuck in a dunk tank fell in the tank. Before letting her out I would tease her, photograph her, knock on the glass, then make her beg and dance before I let her out. I would enjoy this. Sorta like video related
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G9EimFkSTOM

Pic related washing your car.

Pic related dancing for you.

Other ideas?

>>50923094
I like the ideas minus fatties.

Bikini themed outdoor strip club sounds fun.

Why are woman in bikinis hotter than fully nude? Striptease club? Outdoors

>>50922880
>>50923164
I’d work at one I’ve done stripclubs before they pay well. This guy sounds fun I can’t wait to be stuck in the dunk tank freezing my ass off being forced to shake it and be photographed to get out. Sounds lovely.

I’ve never heard of a locking dunk tank but sounds interesting I was in a regular one as a teen at a fundraiser. Good luck op

>>50922880
How about producing something that is valuable.

>>50923469
Spreading fun and happiness is valuable incel.

>>50922954
put a gator in the tank idk

>>50923451

>>50922880

Big tiddy female get wet haha

>>50923451
tits

>>50923507
>>50923451
Kek obviously woman don’t post here and when they do lie but I guarantee there is a woman who is it was a stripper who would literally think this.

>>50923543
For free? What is she a janny?>>50923534
Yes.

>>50923469
Never pays well oil driller, lumberman vs whore.

>>50923505
Nah just cold water.

>>50923500
Going here would certainly make me very happy. Even with no sex.

>>50923505
there should be sharks

>>50922880
Cover yourself whore

>>50923665
No she looks great.

>>50923629
No be realistic cmon. The locking shut tank with cold water(obviously there will be space to breath) sounds fun. At least for the thrower.

>>50923543
>>50923451

Here okay?

>>50923716
No fun for me to. I’ve had boyfriends make me beg and stuff to get out of cuffs and I loved it.

>>50923743
how did you find this website? why are you here?

>>50923743
very nice, impressive.

>>50923811
Thanks.
>>50923794
I have the Coinbase app i invest in crypto and I first heard of 4 Chan on the news and visit sometimes.

>>50923743
nice gynecomastia fag

>>50923866
Have sex

>>50923866
Oh wait you can’t incel. Fuck you. Post your girlfriend. Post your hand. Go fuck yourself. You can pay me to dance but you will never get sex. Loser I hate you enjoy looking you will never touch. Haha lol kek lmao

>>50923543
This post is dumb

>>50922894
Hire me

>>50923094
I won’t sign it

>>50923507
>>50923547
Why can’t I enjoy being stuck in a dunk tank?

>>50923942
>>50923942
>https://boards.4chan.org/soc//thread/31452543/boob-female-boob-thread
>that mentally deranged troon who copes with being a XY chromosome MAN by stealing mediocre breast pictures

>>50923284
I don't know anon but I am totally in the same boat. I actually prefer a woman to keep some article of clothing on so it feels more rapey and exciting. Also I have never seen a pair of big tits that look better with a bra off, of the contrary small bewbs look better when the bra comes off especially with pointy nips.

>>50923942
>>50923889
what an autistic set of posts, even for 4chan this is just sad. that being said, I now believe you are a woman kek

>>50923284
I’ve always worked inside except for special events we have done in parking lot. I burn easy so I would have to wear sunscreen everyday.

>>50923469
Sex work is real work

>>50923505
What is wrong with you

>>50923665
And you?

>>50924043
Haha I’m a straight cisgender man but wanted to see if I could fool and it worked >>50924072

Always ask for a handwritten time stamp and time date and description of post like 4 Chan biz or reddit anti work etc note in the photo.

>>50922880
>>50922894
Imagine she's fondling a pair of balls attached to a hung BBC.

>>50924134
Didn't need to look at the pics, your demeanor is not that of a man. Even if you're not a woman you're some deranged emotional baggage somewhere in between.

God have mercy on you, you have my prayers.

>>50924050
Yeah but I don’t know bikinis top and bottom make it look better either way for me. And not even a thong just something close to a thing is best imo

>>50924134
>haha i was just kidding
>i totally wasn't exploring my deranged sexual fantasies

>>50924160
My demeanor is normally masculine. >>50924074 is good acting. Yeah I should be in a Shakespeare play.

But thank you for your prayers seriously.

And marriage is between a man and a woman.

Trans woman are not woman.

All lives matter.

>>50924137
Mutts law.

>>50924186
No I wasn’t. I will never wear a dress I promise.

Pretending to be a woman is to easy advice is full of imposters seriously demand proof >>50924134

You let a man pay $100 to wait in the tank to catch the falling hoe. However, it's a surprise which hoe get chosen.

>>50922880
It'll need to be super redneck territory. Near big cities you're fighting with a) liberal haters and b) actual strip clubs and escorts. You'd need to have it be a giant sexual playground with all sorts of events. This costs tons of money to start up. It's like a water park or theme park. You need to pay a bunch of hot girls. You need bouncers. You need alcohol, a liquor license, bartenders.

You'll get feminist push back so I say counter play them by having a bunch of hot guys there too. Stripping and being gay and stuff. Checkmate.

>>27210094
I dont want poop on my pepe

>>50922880
Some dude made himself millionaire in my city but supplying party games like jumping castles mechanical bulls / balloons etc so that’s a good business model

>>50922894
I bet she peed in there
That's a barrel full of liquid goddess gold muchacho

>>50923451
>>50923164
>Anon please let me out it’s so cold!!!

>>50922934
They put on bikini car washes specifically to attract middle-aged men.