/biz/ - Business & Finance

I fucking love gay sex

How is bobo coping???

bobos never learn

Even china closed green

what do you FAGGOTS think about shorting HD for earnings?
they report tomorrow before the bell
new home sales, existing home sales, home construction permits, all the data has been showing huge slowdown for months and months
is it priced in?
I don't see how HD could be doing well in any of these categories:
>indoor garden
may be okay
>appliances
decrease most likely, most people already bought their appliances during covid, likely too much inventory, people don't have money to be buying appliances
>paint
decrease likely, less home construction work being done, less painting, less home improvement being done / people have less money to spend on home improvement hiring contractors and painters
>lumber
decrease very likely, less home construction work, less home improvement / people have less money to spend on home improvement hiring contractors
>tools
decrease likely, less construction work = less demand for new tools, people squeezed by inflation not going out buying new set of tools unless necessary to replace
>plumbing
less affected as people still shit no matter the economy, but will still likely less sales from less construction
>building materials
decrease very likely, less home construction work being done, less home improvement being done / people have less money to spend on home improvement hiring contractors
>kitchen and bath
see above
>flooring
see above
>hardware
less home improvement, but more intact than other categories
>millwork
less home construction / improvement
>electrical / lighting
see above
HD trading well above its lows of $264 now at $313
Doesn't it seem an almost guaranteed drop of 5% or more? If they were falling into this report, I wouldn't be as skeptical
How could HD possibly report well in this building environment?
this was back in June:
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/17/homeowners-delay-big-purchases-improvement-projects-due-to-inflation.html
>43% of homeowners have delayed home improvements and maintenance due to inflation

ZOM

ALL IN ON 0DTE $445 SPY CALLS

>>50920642
tl,dr

>>50920632
IM FINE

>>50920641
no surprise there, that was expected, they cut interest rate yesterday

>>50920642
i stopped reading your post after you called me a rude and uncalled for homophobic slur. good day, sir

Why did SIGA STOP GOING UP. SOMEBODY CALL THE STOCKS MANGER THIS SHIT IS BROKEN> FIX THIS SHIT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50920678
Homodepot earnings soon. Stock thingy go up or down?

it isn't stopping

Earnings will be fine, most of the pain will come in the next quarter.

I'm getting nervous guys. This market is euphoric and beyond reason.

>>50920701
I bought about 10 minutes ago

>>50920642
earning plays are gambling. Even if your right it might already be priced in and will go against you.

greed is a sin

commodityfags: BTFO
inflationfags: BTFO
recessionfags: BTFO
bullchads: reverse BTFO
every day is green
*rips out a very stinky fart cloud at bobos*

It is actually the fiduciary responsibility of every asset manager to go WSB degenerate levels of pants on head retarded leverage on shitcos.

THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING
>THEY JUST CAN'T STOP BUYING

>>50920701
>>50920739
excuse me mr market I would like my tendies back

>>50920727
shut up and join the party, team mumu wins again

>>50920716
..god I wish that were me

>>50920749
Praying is a sin too,also futures

>>50920684
That entire NASDAQ pump happened with 50% of average volume. Be patient, bobro.

>>50920767

Is it nap time yet?

>>50920793
Praying in public I guess is, but privately no

>>50920778
Have tendeez nuts in your back fat frog

>>50920809

>>50920195

>finally broke 300k
Ordering the finest of tendies for lunch today.

AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
https://twitter.com/catsoutfits/status/1558807775211167747

Why shouldn't I just buy and hold KOLD?

>>50920846
volmageddon. fun times

>>50920848
Well done,bud
Get some rum and canned chickpeas

I almost feel sorry for bobo

>>50920848
how much did you start with and how did you get there

why does VERU keep going up?

>>50920787
I am already at the party but it's getting too wild for my liking. I want out before it gets out of hand and the place is set on fire.

>>50920860
yeeeeeahhhh buddy

$10k whAt do I buy? I have an itch to buy a combo of Tqqq shares and calls

>>50920848
based and tendie pilled.

>>50920862
because natural gas can always move higher
look at how it moved in 2008
natural gas could move to $12+
5 minutes from now Russia could announce that they are cutting off Nord Stream gas completely
natural gas is also fairly independent of the economy / recession
a hurricane could suddenly pop up knocking out natural gas production or pipelines, peak hurricane season is over the next month
there are a lot of reasons why natural gas is a bastard gas - it has 10x the outlier moves than the S&P500 has
>t. has made a fortune swinging BOIL / KOLD long short

>>50920848
I heard beyong worms has some pretty good bug burgers fren. Thanks for doing your part to save the poor stressed out global elite

Any good ETFs or index funds not related to tech that I should invest in? I got shafted investing in individual tech stocks this year.

>>50920848
When I broke 100k I immediately was thinking about 200k. Felt good for maybe 15 minutes

>Green streek /smg/ is even more boring than dump every day /smg/

daily inflation nowcasting

>>50920931
When warren Buffett, Gates, Soros, Rothschilds, and Rockefellers broke 100 trillion, they immediately wanted 200 trillion

>>50920938
Looks a bit higher month over month

>>50920920
>it has 10x the outlier moves than the S&P500 has
This sounds like a great way to lose my hair. Tell me more how to swing trade farts

>>50920938
just use Truflation. nowcasting obviously is worthless as it failed to predict the print

>>50920920
So I should buy. Winter and hurricane season is around the corner after all.

If you didn't buy siga in the 2-3 Months you were able to do DD on it. You might actually be brain dead

CAM ON SOXL MAKE SOME FOOKIN MONEY

ZOM

Fuck it. I'm closing these out while I can. Watch it pooomp like crazy now

how I look after holding 10k shares of SIGA during last weeks dump. Time to rape a few more twinks to boost the stock

Remember when I told you faggots about LQDA during my Ancient Knowledge podcast? We are fucking **rocketship emojee**ing strait to the **moon emojee**

>>50920890
Ive put like ~250 over this year. Volatility makes for some easy plays.

>>50921040
Based and screenshot rule pilled.

>>50920933
/smg/ is at its best when we have a basket of meme stocks. At the moment there is only gay sex. Probably means we are still in a bear market.

>>50920986
Pipelines being knocked out would just increase the cost of gas because there's less supply going around, though it would be bad for the company who owns the line.

>>50921045
stocking up on more SIGA after the "FDA fud" was the easiest fucking money ever. Its amazing how many fucking idiots bought without doing any DD before that report

Anyone interested in INVO earnings after close?

>>50921040
I'm having grilled medium rare bobo for dinner with some of these profits. What risky irresponsible gamble should I do next?

>>50920964
>This sounds like a great way to lose my hair.
it is
it's why the trade is called the widow maker
natural gas moves based upon many factors:
>weather
during the summer, hotter = more air conditioning = more demand for natural gas energy
during the winter, colder = more heat = more demand for natural gas energy
>season changes
May 1 to September 15 they use a summer formulation of gas - in order to do so they need to flush all the gas out of all the lines around these dates / it creates logistic problems, squeezing supply
>geopolitical events
Russia news / news about Nord Stream pipeline
news about gas deals made between X country and X country
>storage reports
Thursday 10:30am EST = big natural gas report that shows whether increase in supply or decrease (based on estimates)
less supply = bullish more supply = bearish
>>50920986
No, probably not
I was short natural gas over the weekend, closed out this AM on the move to $8.50
KOLD is something you swing, not something you buy and hold
You need to look at the Dutch TTF gas futures, they're at $62 per mmBTU --- we are at $8.80
that is insane arbitrage, the only reason why we are not higher is due to free port LNG facility closure, which is reopening october
companies are making $250 million on a single shipment of natural gas from US to EU right now
it is literally free money for these exporters
as long as people can buy gas in the US and sell it much, much higher to the EU the price of gas in the US will continue to move higher

>>50921059
What the fuck are you talking about? BBBY is being meme'd right now too.

>>50920931
Yeah...I want 400k now

I thought today was the beginning of the next leg down. Care to explain yourself bobos?

>>50920809
Wtf did I just watch

>>50921124
I doubled my money on KOLD a few months ago, but I'm kinda skerred to keep pushing my luck and try again. Tempting though

>>50921127
While I do own BBBY, it's a reddit meme. No gme cat this time, the fags were first.

>ordered 24 chicken wings from dominos
>40 mins in, didnt get wings
>website says delivered and no one answers my call
>physically went to dominos to ask for my order
>got 28 wings, 4 more as an apology
>went home with wings. saw deliveryman in front of my door
now i have 52 chicken wings

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SIGA keeps going up. I cannot keep up. SOMEBODY COME HALP!!! HALP ME CHASE IT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50921124
Where do you find what the current contracts are in BOIL

>>50921185
lose weight fat fuck

>>50921127

BBBY is wsb
ZOM is our play

>>50921185
You're gonna eat them all in one sitting right?

>>50920601
I'm getting worried about holding amd and soxl right now

>>50921185
That's a crime. MODS, MODS! ARREST HIM

>>50921185
>4 wings for failing
never getting dominos again.

>>50920601
Grabbing his belt because its too loose

>>50921185
I wish you were a pretty, obese woman, but I know you're a greasy neet.

>>50921196
>The index rolls its contracts over the course of 5 consecutive business days, starting on the 6th business day of the month. Each day, approximately 20% of each futures position that is included in the month's roll is rolled.

>>50921185
Longing goy slop.

>>50921200
I've only seen ZOM shilled once or twice here. Something about pet medication? Never seen a more detailed explanation.

>>50921124
>less supply = bullish more supply = bearish
>the only reason why we are not higher is due to free port LNG facility closure, which is reopening october
So.... if the Free Port facility opens on schedule I should sell my UNG because natural gas will take a big giant shit...?

push push push 4300p

>>50921185
he was probably keeping them and then when you companied his boss called him to bitch at him

I'm rich

>>50921249
Here’s some information: I’m down 51% on my ZOM bags from when it was shilled then

>>50921124
Holy shit anon. Thanks for the effortpost. You made the rational part of my brain yo stay away but the degenerate part doesn't. I guess there's a lot of studying to do before throwing money on trading. I'll keep an eye o Thursdays news. Also by the way, are you the anon who was posting about opening a position on nat gad a few days back based on TA? Your posts have a similar air

>>50921200
>>50921031
>ZOM is our play
Can you fags shut the fuck up about ZOM? The same retards buying GME and AMC on robinhood in 2021 were also buying ZOM. It’s a shitty dead pump and dump that is having a slight resurgence only to keep bleeding a slow death.
See the ownership of 85% “others”? That’s all retail bag holders

>>50921257
No - the opposite
When it opens, people will be lining up and paying hand over fist to get gas onto ships so that they can sail across the Atlantic and sell them to EU nations
They'll be buying more US gas to export to EU - they're unable to do so now because of free port closure
However it is hard to know how much of it has been priced in
For example, over the weekend Germany announced they filled their gas reserves to 75% 2 weeks ahead of schedule

>>50921185
fucking nice. enjoy fren

>>50921296
>4.20$

>>50921185
Fucking wagies mark their tasks complete to rescue their performance metrics. The UPS wagie did that to me on a big NEGG order last year. I was on cs calls with NEGG poos and sent them the police report as well. The order was physically delivered the next day. I hope the wagie lost his stake and had to eat the bugs for the rest of the year.

BULLISH
BUY AAPL

>>50921313
Pooomp it

should I bet on the mouse?

>>50920601
alright bros i bit the bullet and bought 600 shares of tqqq this morning. am i gonna make it?

I took profit on my soxl its about to rocket emoji now. thank me later

>>50921200
Post a photo of your portfolio. I think I know who you are

>>50921198
I got these weird red marks on my lower leg a couple months ago and they still haven't gone away. It basically looks like one of my veins exploded. Is that normal?

>>50921322
Pooomp it up

>>50921310
Roger that. Thanks.

Is there any other way I can get in on the action besides a futures-based ETF, provided I am willing to believe that the krauts are full of shit and things are going to get immeasurably worse over there this winter...? I'm a traditional buy-and-hold guy.

>>50921305
>I guess there's a lot of studying to do before throwing money on trading
yes - and even if you study natural gas 16 hours a day everyday for the next 10 years, you can still get blown the fuck out trading it
it really is a bastard, widow maker gas
>are you the anon who was posting about opening a position on nat gas
I usually post when I buy KOLD or BOIL
but there are a lot of anons here who swing natural gas too

>>50921344
those are stretch marks

>>50921322
I FUCKING SOLD MY CALLS TOO EARLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

>>50921124
Everything makes me buy more and hold till winter. I was up $41 last month, now down under 12

People are just keep buying the fomo

>>50920809
stuff like this is what causes those fetisches in the first place

>>50921362
you could look into buying natural gas producers / explorers / exporters instead of just the commodity itself
I've been getting emails from seekingalpha to check out these canadian natural gas producers
I'm not a longterm investor, so I have no idea valuations of these companies really

>>50921019
facts i still remember some drooling mouthbreathers were buying SOXL and other shit at the same time imagine being so fucking retarded kek this board is filled with sub 70iq niggers

>>50920848
How long did it take to accumulate this sum?

>>50921124
>that is insane arbitrage, the only reason why we are not higher is due to free port LNG facility closure, which is reopening october

which was done on purpose by the way to keep prices cheap for Americans

ZOM JUST WENT GREEN

>>50921396
>this board is filled with sub 70iq niggers
Yeah just shill any random stock and I'm confident some niggers here will buy a nice bag of it.

>>50921395
Thanks again.

>>50921369
But I don't have them on the other leg. They look vascular too. I was worried I had a clot or something, because I know that lower leg redness is a common sign of some fat person disease (can't remember what it's called), but what I have isn't like what I saw online. Theirs looked like a mass sunburn + swelling. Mine just looks like all of the veins in my leg became inflamed somehow. It doesn't itch or hurt, but it is highly visible.

>>50921246
So it's mostly September contracts right now then?

>>50921401
Year, I put in ~250k.

Why have you been ignoring PLUG this entire time /wsg/?

I keep buying into crabby shit. How do you pick your stocks to trade for the week?

THE LQDA SHORTS HAVE BEEN TRAPPED! WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON FRENS!

>>50921475
I only trade memes and fear.

>>50921310
>over the weekend Germany announced they filled their gas reserves to 75% 2 weeks ahead of schedule
How did they even manage to accomplish that?

>>50921484
I only fear memes and trade

>>50921475
I just hope for the best. So basically TA.

my portfolio is +4% now

>>50921396
what do you mean still remember? It was a couple of months ago tops. Everyday arguing TQQQ and SOXL will make you a billi in a month.

>>50921475
Then start trading crab plays. Try buying some butterfly spreads

Spy at almost 430,This is getting scary wild.

>>50921475
>browse 4chan and stocktwits
>do DD on stuff that I find interesting
>85% turn out to be baseless shitposting
>~5% are actually legit
>another 10% lead me down a rabbit hole of research until I find my own pick
>if I don't find anything new, set up crab plays for my existing portfolio

>>50921545

>>50921501
supposedly this first level at 75% was not supposed to be hard to achieve, but the later levels are (from commentators I've read)
>85% by Oct 1
>95% by Nov 1
not sure, I assume just from buying from neighboring countries

OILbros...

Warning the NASDAQ IS BARTING!!!!

>>50921396
SOXL is up over 80% from the bottom just a couple of months ago lmao
i hope the FDA fucks you SIGA retards over so we lose another group of retarded investors

>>50921581
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50921574
>under 90
So glad i sold wti at 113.even tho i missed the top

>>50920771
Quebec pension plan invested in Celsius

Man fuck this clown ass market

Ima go to sleep now, prob gonna get liquidated while so but fuck this stupid retail driving shit

Can someone test something for me please
I have been trying to short shares of TSLA on thinkorswim
"There are no shares available to short"
How the fuck is this possible
It's fucking TSLA
Are there really no shares to short, or am I just getting some weird bug?
How the fuck could there be 0 shares of TSLA to short?
>pic related

Alright I'm buying puts for WMT tomorrow. I'll post my 1000% gains tomorrow. Just wait

>There are 2 BBBY threads in the catalog, one of them tries to become a general
Pack it up boys, we're done here

>>50921565
Thanks for the info, anon.

>>50921631
In the end, maybe it’s for the best for your finances.

>>50921641
Post screenshot as soon as you buy them, then you can rub it in how you tried to tell us

>>50921631
Some stocks are harder to short directly than others. Same thing happened to me when I tried to short FAZE directly. Just up your short to -100 and sell an ATM/ITM call option. Usually you will be assigned early in cases like this.

>>50921631
Maybe you don't have enough cash/margin for the position?

I'm never selling or buying more. Do you hear me?

CURV bros how thicc will she get?

I TRIED TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT LQDA! NOW WE ARE OFFICIALLY OUT OF LOWER EARTH ORBIT AND GOING STRAIT FOR THE FUCKING MOON WITH OUT YOU!

>>50921641
>WMT
Get some lube while you're at it

>>50921475
Just buy AAPL & S&P and forget about your portfolio for few years.. You will make much more money than by trading.

>>50921631
Thats what IBKR says, 20M+ available

>>50921673
No I do - it's only 50 shares
It won't even let me do 1 share
Hm. Maybe I have to call them..
>>50921671
Don't get me wrong, I've gotten it before on other hard to borrow stocks.. but fucking TSLA?? lol
>>50921693
thanks - that's what I thought.. there would be absolutely 0% chance that there actually no shares available
I guess I gotta call them and see what's going on

>>50921676
i believe spy will sell off at 430

>PELOTON TO RETOOL BIKES FOR DO-IT-YOURSELF ASSEMBLY TO CUT COST $PTON

pelotonsisters... we were soo killing it but its over...

>>50921618
What did you expect?

>>50921728
Possible. 200 day is 431 and volume divergence trend is still in effect.

The only thing that stopped me from buying a tsla 1k call when it was under $3.00 was having a pdt restriction until tomorrow
Fuck no, I'm not holding overnight
But damn, it was such an obvious play
No one wants to park their money on retail (wmt/tgt) when elon's autism is stronger

>>50921333
there we go. just like I said, no need to thank me gentlemen

>>50921565
Or they were already at 72% and just made it to 75%?

>>50921755
You just know

>>50921728
I'd love to see her hit 430 if you know what I mean.

>>50921124
>look at the Dutch TTF gas futures
Okay, where do I look at this? My Googlefu is weak I guess, because I've been looking for ten minutes and come up dry.

>>50921581
What's barting

>>50921803
Can't you read? The nasdaq.

>>50921777
Very nice

>>50921762
Its the high of the 3 peaks back at the end of April. Its a big fat round number so there is some psychology behind it. AAPL is about to reach the top of the channel since the beginning of the year.

>>50921803
Shape of bart simpson's head

>>50921780
here are a few different places you can view / track them that I look at:
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/dutch-ttf-natural-gas-usd-mmbtu-icis-heren-front-month.html
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/eu-natural-gas
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodities (helpful to see everything at once)
https://www.theice.com/products/27996665/Dutch-TTF-Gas-Futures/data?marketId=5419234

>>50921777

>>50921803
bart simpsons hair is the pattern of the chart.

>>50921803
ICEBERG SIMPSON
ICEBERG SIMPSON

Why the fuck is the NASDAQ only up .5%? Theres literally no reason to be bearish right now we should be up at least 2% by now.

TOST
yw

>>50921847
>Theres literally no reason to be bearish right now

>>50921677
don't trust bio shit

>>50921847
The Tutes are optimistic about the next few months, but are feeling their way around right now just in case.

>>50921631
you could always buy this instead

>>50921821
>>50921762
That shit only maters if the Market Movers are looking at the same things as you (they're not)

>>50921859
>want someday

>>50921889

Why does the forest stay quiet at night. Something paralyzes the forest at night. A night so dark. It's quiet. Unsettlingly quiet.

just got finished bleeding air from my radiator
natty gas is doing its +/-10% daily moves things like usual.

>>50921824
Why does the US measure natgas in MMBtus and the Dutchies measure it in MHh (megawatts per hour I'm assuming). How do they translate?

>>50921889
that's a good idea!
thank you I forgot about those new products
it does let me buy those, which is nice, so that I don't have to call them today (feeling lazy)

My SHOP puts are losing a bit of money today!

>>50921847
I don't think NASDAQ has the right stocks in it. BlackRock for example is buying consumer defensive now, or at least they are shilling those to the public.

>>50921824

To the moon baby

hey buddy dxy computer is still going up

>>50921677
I listened baggot but only because you are a fellow Jew.

>>50921631
Dude its TD Ameritrade lmao, you're going to get locates for borrows to short on the weirdest shit (MSTR, CVNA), but not TSLA, etc

They calculate risk strangely

>China cuts rates by 0.1%
>China 10 yr yield has fallen to the same level as early 2020 with covid zero policies
>2.678%
chinese economy is so fucked kek

if we don't get a crash this september/october it's safe to say it's never happening

>>50921981
We just had a 30% crash faggot

What would be the best way to short Europe?
I want to go hard before winter and they start rioting over gas prices/freezing to death

AAPL up 33% in one month wtf

>>50921933
I don't know desu - I think it's just a simple conversion 3.412x according to google
but not knowing it has never affected my trading as it's more just about the % gain and overall trend slash looking at how front months are moving relative etc
in other words, if you see TTF is up 10% that day, it doesn't matter the units

lmao

>>50920601
>I'm holding SIGA how could you tell?

>>50922018
Always buy Apple stonk
Never buy Apple products
Simple as

>>50922018
it's simple

>>50922006
We're gonna need gas and oil but we'll have none.

>>50922034
How’s Burry’s fund doing?

It's just too easy. All you have to do is know the future, or just get lucky like me 51% of the time

>>50922039
I have AAPL products and they're pretty good. The only people who are averse to AAPL products are antisocial weirdos who use Androids and literally scare women away

>>50921677
>LQDA
you copied that from Shkreli and you're a fraud

SIGA IS FINALLY GOING DOWN!!! NOW IT'S MY CHANCE TO FINALLY BUY THE DIP!!!!!!

GUYS BY THE DIP, IT'S GOING TO $30!

>>50922060
How many years since this pic has been first posted now?

>>50922064
he's liquidated everything except for one, GEO

>>50922075
i'm not very lucky so i choose to know the future

>>50921396
>>50921019
People were only shilling SIGA after it pumped.

>>50921821
Imagine if she broke all my limbs with those nunchaku and then bathed, fed, and took care of me, haha

>>50922106
imajin

>>50922103
lol moron

>>50922103
This is pure cope, we told you to buy siga from 7-14, then again from 14-20.

>>50922103
That is clearly not true... I bought back in May..

What's the best place for unbiased news/headlines on countries hated by western public?
Do I just have to go lurk their image boards with google translate

>>50922090
Where can I see his holdings?

>>50922079
Kek, get played kiddo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqMMRh3VRT8

>>50921962
great the only two people on this rocket are me and you fuck it, i'm out.

AAAAAAA SIGA IS UNDER $26 IT'S OVER

>>50922082
dunno, it's been awhile

>>50922079
Whatever works for you. I like blocking advertisements at the host level and using a terminal emulator to ssh into my network. I'm also married so I don't care about being a cool kid anymore

>>50922103
No they weren’t. You are just retarded and a mentally ill faggot

>>50922150
>tfw holding GEO for over a year

can i have my better-late-than-never sqwozzle now please :/

I have to admit, I just sold my SIGA after a contemplating for a long time. 130% profits is what I walked away with. I got the itch. Good luck SIGA sissies, I hope it goes even higher

>>50922080
Check out the Ancient Knowledge podcast archive! Each episode is date stamped and archived. I called this shit last week you fucking moron.

>>50922103
well.. well yeah.. you would have to be a psychopath to be shilling SIGA when it was below $8
I started shilling it between $10-13, after we began to see community spread in 50+ countries
it wouldn't make sense to be tying up capital in SIGA at $8 before the monkeypix outbreak occurred lol - you'd have to be future teller
most people in /smg/ picked up their shares around $13 I would guess
the lucky ones closer to $10

>>50922170
Never feel bad for making a profit

>>50921641
it's too obvious, which is why it will fail.

>>50922155
That's actually good, if you get out it will moon even harder so go ahead and sell.

>>50922170
Nobody ever lost money by cashing out with profit. Congrats.

>>50922157
>15
...I want to go back

As shrimple as that!

>>50922157
>7 years
Jesus,Why is time flowing so fast

>>50922192
What buy today? I have $135 in buying power

>>50922194
How the fuck am I even supposed to bail out? We don't have escape pods in this fucking thing. It's moon or bust.

>-10% away from ATH

what needs to happen to end this delusional faggot market?

>>50921631
This is gonna cost you thousands... Why woiuld you do this...

>excess liquidity -$1.3k
>unrealized P&L on SIGA short is -$9.5k
Looks like Martin Shkreli’s $50k -> $100k trading competition isn’t doing too hot
He’s managed to turn $50k -> $48k after a month of trading kek

>>50922214
I basically live from salary to salary. Nothing excites me as much as going shopping on stock market.

What are your favorite investing podcasts, /biz/?

>>50922214
You're in your early 30s too, aren't you? You should know of diminishing returns

>>50922192
I'ma inverse baggie here and get a couple of those WMT put options.

>>50922241
>early 30s
Not yet,27.is it over after 30s?

>>50922243
Good idea

Jesus Christ MEGL is pumping againm. It has a fucking p/e of 805. Chink stocks are truly unpredictable.

>>50922180
>Ancient Knowledge podcast
you seriously have a podcast or are you fucking with me. i saw LQDA on Shkreli's stream like 10 days ago. he was also shorting SIGA and got btfo

>>50922239
animal spirits and odd lots. it's normie shit but i enjoy it regardless

>>50922261
>is it over after 30s
yes unless you look young then you can squeeze out another 2-3 years max

>>50922261
No, your actual adulthood is just beginning.

>>50922239
I like Slate Money just for general economics discussion. Felix is a pretty cool guy

>>50922279
Shkreli would be better off predicting good bio companies rather than trying to short others. He's not a trader, he's a pharma bro. He doesn't understand the clown market of today

>>50922279
yeah you can download it where ever you get your podcasts from.

SIGA is doompin.
It’s over

>tsla 250 9/9 put .5
> tsla announces 3 for 1 split
>stock tanks below 250
>??????
>profit?
Am I doing this shit right?

>>50922214
Time flies when you're having fun!

buy NEGG

>>50922312
Is that why it still feels like 2015 to me?

>>50922280
I listen to Animal Spirits as well, but I realized that was the only finance podcast I listened to. I'll check out odd lots

>>50922292
This looks really great, thank you!

>>50922261
It being "over" is a matter of mentality and choice. I feel no different than I did at 18 and still enjoy life very much. I have no wife or kids, but that';s besides the point.

I quit drinking 2 months ago. Everything is so boring now. What do?

>>50922304
is it on youtube?

>>50922270
kek i'm not selling til it hits 1k

>>50922261
starts at 30.
>get a house
>get a wife
>get invested in politics
>get a family
>find faith

All you need to do to skyrocket your portfolio PnL is to join the official /smg/ discord. I am the moderator along with jamanon.

>>50922332
Double down on drinking

>>50922333
no it can't be downloaded from youtube

>>50922332
Same thing happened to me when I quit weed, after like six months the feeling goes away.

>>50922328
Im 35 and it is unironically over. You can still get laid in your 30's but you aren't young anymore. People start to treat you and look at you differently. People look at you as a "sir" not a young man. You pretty much just blend in and become invisible.

>>50922345
How are you supposed to get a house by 30 if you aren’t living somewhere you plan to stay for 5+ years? Currently 27 and that’s been my issue. 3 states and 4 cities in 5 years

>>50922232
>Martin Shkrel
This idiot posted a terrible blog about SIGA and why he is shorting it on WSB. He was calling HKD a meme stock and comparing it to SIGA.

He deleted the blog today. What a absolutely failure... HAHA

>>50922170
You are early and gay and you know it since we're only beginning another uptrend. Stop being a homo. Posting here to make yourself feel better about being a bitch, gtfo with that horseshit you know better.

You're probably falseflagging, but If the faggotry actually got to you, enjoy never making it.

>>50921641
numbers and i'll do this

my SIGA put options filled. get fucked faggots.

>>50922358
i'm not downloading anything, nigger. where can i stream it

>>50921598
siga is up +300% get fucked retard and you guys were not buying the bottom i can guarantee that

>>50922324
>This looks really great, thank you!
Be aware, the hosts are fairly liberal... so they occasionally talk about things like sexism in companies, and stuff... There was a host who was a true capitalist (Anna Szymanski), but she left last year to go back into finance work... Felix is cool, Emily is cool in like a cute milfy way, and Elizabeth is fairly new so I don't have much of an opinion on her yet

>>50922369
Not associating with people and being a reclusive hermit, lost in his hobbies takes care of that problem quite nicely. Now I can sit back and laugh as the world burns. I have no stake in society. Fuck em.

ZOM bros how we feeling about earnings

>>50922374
>3 states and 4 cities in 5 years
Why? you need to find where you belong, being part of a community is very rewarding.

>>50922261
As >>50922328 said. It depends. You just start to realize that time flies. It makes sense to feel confused. when you were 10, 1 year is 10% of your life so far so it feels like an eternity. at 30 1 year is about 3%. If you add qualitative parameters then it becomes subjective. The only problem is that letting go compounds the consequences. If you stop being a faggot you may have a chance

>>50922383
I couldn't tell you what happens next, I know I just crossed a milestone on my account balance and wanted to lock in profits. Nobody shook me out of SIGA. I'm planning on leaving my job in January and need a nice nest egg so I don't have to work for awhile. I do not appreciate your attitude towards me.

>>50921598
HAHA you sound like a jealous MUMU not a real bobo... Shut up faggot.

>>50922170
You will regret this decision and fomo in later today (probably in the next 30 minutes to 2 hours) in a shitter position than you were. Years from now when siga reaches $3000 you will look back and realize this was the worst decision you have ever made.

New

>>50922439
>>50922439

>>50922312
Is wanting to kill yourself fun? Because time flies and my desire to die grows every day

>>50922406
I figured they were if they were on Bloomberg, but I can just roll my eyes through the baloney. If they give good overviews of business stories that week, that is good

>>50922416
Career opportunities and money. Some of it was out of my control. I haven’t gotten to where I want to be career wise to settle down in one area.

>>50922369
speak for yourself oldfag

>>50922424
...you gave, like, four months notice?

>>50922345
This post reeks of upper middle class boomer energy

>>50921598
SOXL was higher than it is today when i saw you guys shilling it, the time i made my first purchases on siga on may so keep coping tard

>>50922424
>I know I just crossed a milestone on my account balance and wanted to lock in profits
>I'm planning on leaving my job in January and need a nice nest egg so I don't have to work for awhile
Well congrats then, that's totally different.
You're still going to regret this and you know it.

>shorts keep getting raped
>but hedged with longs, so now margin is safe for now
>but still lose money that swap or whatever other bullshit

>tfw was buying the top and now sold the bottom
Fuck this noise. What do I do now? Wait for the Novermber?

>>50922474
Sip the life giving monster and mow the lawn anon, there you shall find purpose.

>>50922354
you just day trade pump and dumps ride waves and get out, its easy but dangerous and most people are scared to risk money

>>50922038
this nigga did NOT listen
stay broke

>>50922503
Get outta here with that wishy washy crap boomer-minded skinnyfat. Most of the things you listed have very low risk/reward ration. No, I'm not gonna say why, there's enough doomers here

>>50922243
High IQ trade. Post results.

>>50922563
Doomed to live the wagie slavie life, I hope you realize the error or your ways before its too late.

Can you guys please tell me if the power hour will be sour? I bought some NDX puts. Only high wisdom stat answers please

>>50922617
I will either crawil out of the hell that my life is right now or leave humanity behind. That's what life has for poorfags like me.I try to share your mindset but your condescending posts are not helping me agree with you. Stop talking like a boomer and we may ge to have a decent convo.

>>50922649
Extrapolating from the trend, it looks like power crabbing