/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for something I dont know I am burned the fuck out

Two weeks ago, my energy reached my crown, pulsed a crack into my ethereal skull, and anointed me with divine light, whatever divine means to you. Literally - the best way I can describe it is making a conscious choice of acceptance of something. Then it was given to me. I was in this state for about 35 minutes. Imagine looking at your face in the mirror. The top half of your cranium no longer exists. Instead just a beam of light which is essentially a cable pumping energy into you. But it is just white light. Your mouth is open. Light. Your eye lids are open. Light. But you wouldn't see pupils because those are looking up and in. All of that is beside the point. Most pleasurable 30 minutes of my life. Sober. But having the kundalini slowly build, it simply eventually the top. The best way to meditate is with acceptance of all. Because all is inevitable. That whole "free your mind thing".

Holy shit! Just realized exactly what it is like (but in comparison, peaceful, pleasurable, blissful) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVPYgzt1_X8 [Open] Broly turning Super Saiyan.... FUCK YOU GUILTY PLEASURE

>oilkeks dying to fuel the endless boom
holy based

>>50917192
ok but why are you posting this here and...how old are you and how did you achieve this?

>>50917213
It's pasta from some guy who made magical frequency music in audacity

>OIL

>>50917190
Sometimes, the winning move is not to play.

If China really does fuck up in the next few months because of their shitty real estate bubble about to burst, will it be a big enough crash to put the entire USA in another depression?

>>50917235
Sometimes the winning play is not to move

The power of love is available for those who have eyes to see and an open heart to accept.

Jesus was the most successful marketer of this reality. However he was not the only perfect avatar. There have been more, that haven’t been documented, and there will continue to be more who inhabit physical form, all to serve those in whatever way in the moment.

Just last weekend, sprayed some axe body on a stripper’s feet, and scrubbed her feet (plastic led lit heels, still on, obv) with my hair. - God uses whatever perfume it can find to wash dirty feet.

>>50917224
its real you know what he is talking about.

>>50917241
thats how I feel about my AMC short atm

>>50917239
Maybe some firms that heavily invested in chinese real estate go tits up (but as far as I know they took measures once the Evergrande shit started), and maybe some companies that deliver building materials/construction equipment to China will feel it but other than that I don't see how their internal housing bubble collapse spreads to the rest of the world.

>>50917239

Did the US housing bubble/GFC affect the rest of the world…?

>>50917245
But the guy who marketed Jesus was St. Paul

>>50917254
Maxwell600 from leddit - cleaning hooker feet with his hair is my guide

>>50917239
>>50917270

China will devalue the RMB if shit hits the fan and the dollar will go to 120, causing extreme deflation

>>50917239
Kind of. Lots of "growth" in various companies is reliant on china or even demand for lots of products and it would lead to a drop in global demand hitting many places, but it's not as bad as a recession and financial contagion in USA

>>50917299
The bigger factor is world tightening financial conditions while china wants to ease. I think fed should tighten harder and try to kill as much demand as possible to make the negative bullwhip and financial stress effect on china greatest

How are we going today, rocket up or crash down?

>>50917245
is this bullish for Unilever the makers of AXE
body spray ?
Unilever marketer ?
trying to be the most successful marketer of
Unilever products ? >>50917280

>>50917239
US probably learned some lessons(I hope) about banking and real estate fraud from 2008, but at the same time, China is the biggest source of US imports and is one of the centers of global trade. If things go bad there everyone's gonna feel it

>>50917329
Crab slowly upward

>>50917362
>nasfuck pumping
It's this.

>>50917351
>I hope
YOU'RE WRONG BITCH

>>50917271
It did sorta. But thing is, China is waaaaay bigger than the USA and the bugmen pretty much have a bunch of economies by the balls. So if they go down, so will many countries like Australia and Canada.

>>50917384
Why would Canada go down? Canada produces lots of stuff and has lots of natural resources.

Whats next for me after outperforming hedge funds?

tick tock

>>50917401
learning to take screenshots

I had a dream where vix hit 5 today

>>50917401
Probably blowing it on another gamble fueled by ego boost.

>>50917401
Learning how to post images on imageboards would be a good step.

Anything relevant shilled by Cramer lately?

>>50917414
sometimes, when we pump bigly enough, it makes vix pump too
it is not a story that bobo would tell you

ZOM

>>50917414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN3FZOvNW6s

>>50917441
No but he just cited this rally as the reason people should keep throwing money at the market

>>50917452
yes

>>50917467
oh, ok thanks. Going 100% cash today then.

>>50917467
Kek
We should have one more drop unless globohomo cancelled it

I bought Alibaba at 88usd months ago, went up to 121, fell back to 88 and now is at 91
And I still think I should hold and stsrt selling at 150 if it ever gets to 150
And I have way too much in semiconductors, bought supposely cheap but what if the demand dies and it was actually too expesnive?

Dubs for SOXL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50917483
You don't get so stressed when buying dividend-paying stocks or bonds, just saying. You always get returns on your investments, the only risk is in case of stocks, since your initial capital is not secured if stock price goes down (although it can go up too, so it might work in your benefit)

china is cutting rates, I'm thinking we're back

>>50917494
>Even trying
Lmaooooooo

I ran out of those keurig coffee pod things. I do have a large thing of ground coffee, Folgers or something but no coffee pot or filters. Can I just put paper towels in a strainer and pour boiling water on it with a cup underneath. That will make coffee, right?

whats it called when you take a shit in a condom, freeze it and use it as a dildo again?

>>50917542
Go to Walmart and buy a filter pod thing
Grab a breve while you're out so you can realize you need an espresso machine

>>50917543
Wtf?

>>50917397
The chinks have invaded Canada is why

>>50917483
>And I have way too much in semiconductors, bought supposely cheap but what if the demand dies and it was actually too expesnive?
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while mitigating margin risks in a down.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 100x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>>50917543
The weekend

>>50917562
Is this your belief or is there data to support that claim?

>>50917542
That would work but you'd have to stand around a long time waiting for each pour of hot water to drip through

Just go to the store bro

>>50917543
Investing in SIGA

>>50917569
Yes
*farts

>>50917543
https://twitter.com/bbcthree/status/395667772031520768?lang=en-GB

All it took was a google search for condom+poop

Also
>captcha: 0GWYH

>>50917542
Just put your coffee grounds in a container with water and let it soak. The jews don't want the goyim to know you don't even need hot water to make coffee.. they just want the goy to drink his scalding water brewed as fast as possible.. busy day anon lots to do better hurry

Wouldn't a new iran deal be bullish for the market because more oil supply? I know it's very bearish for crude but why are futures down too?

>>50917565
This post is hilarious because SOXL is based on overvalued companies' valuations, not the price of semis.

>Do you want to invest in an fund that has an average 200+ p/e ratio for all the companies it holds?!
>>THEN BUY SOXL

uh Mumu watch out...

P/E is boomer cope

>>50917542
Just boil water with coffee in it and strain it, that’s how I do it when innawoods. You don’t even need to strain it, just let it rest for a while until the coffee grounds go to the bottom and pour slowly.

oil bros I don't feel so good...

>>50917589
>>50917543
igloooing for those who don't bother to click

>>50917555
Checked and yes, it's a thing. A few years ago some actor died in my country and I happened to be friends with a cop who were doing the investigation and he told me they had found his zreezer full of these things. They had to cover all this shit because nobody knew he was a faggot. Now if that's not bullish for SIGA, I don't know what is

>>50917602
Because USD is stronger today than it was on Friday.

>>50917555
>>50917567
>>50917579
>>50917589
its called an Alaskan Pipeline. cheers found it. honestly not invested in siga but this is entry level for fags id be very bullish as an investor

>>50917614
based innawoods bro

creepiest encounter?

Maybe if I buy more stuff Ill finally be happy

WAKEY WAKEY EGGS N BAKIE

Why are we selling today?

VIX BOY SUMMER

Steel bros...

https://twitter.com/TaviCosta/status/1559036668933394433

>>50917620
cops found a freezer full of turd dildos? hmm interesting, wonder if they had to keep them for evidence. nah fags are just like normal people honest

>>50917630
were out with my mate and his hunting dog middle of the night, pitch black. suddenly the dogs go nuts as we hear branches break a bit further down the trail. they went completely schizophrenic, probably was a bear but the way they acted was really odd. they’re used to hunting moose so that might explain the reaction.
anyways 2 days later a 50 year old man disappeared in the same area, still hasn’t been found 2 years later

>>50917656
>VIX BOY SUMMER
>they didn't load up on puts @ 19 VIX in anticipation of the VIX surge
AHAHAHAH everyone laught at these faggot retail traders who suck fucking ass

And just like that, my shortest dated butterfly spreads are now back in the money like I thought they would be

>>50917700
tell me about the butterfly spreads
don't you get raped by fees

>>50917659
>Further monetary easing likely ahead
bullish

>>50917589
>DADS GOOGLE HISTORY...

Transition from inflation to recession led to a lot of bullishness

>>50917710
>if you look exactly where we tell you to, then worst is clearly behind us

>>50917612
The second the meme magic wears off of a company or fund, p/e becomes relevant again
I'd get out before that happens

>>50917704
I buy them 3 to 7 days out. Some wide spreads, sometimes not as wide. I make money off crabbing in a range, and if I pick a direction and I'm right I make even more money. I usually close them out 50 to 100% but sometimes get a 2 to 5x

I have never experienced a bear market rally but I know for SURE that this is not one. We bottomed in June and we are now back to ath.

>>50917686
ahhhh

I'm aping on BBBY at open bros..

>>50917235
and some times the winning move is to support these carbon emission reductions and pay more in taxes to facilitate changes in the weather

>>50917666
See picrelated satan
>>50917720
Maybe it's for the best that I'm childless haha :')

>>50917758
HAVE SEX

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50917749
I own 150 shares, used to be 1000 but cut most on the way up. BBBY has a habbit of gaping up just to burn down, so don't risk too much.

>>50917785
>not owning soxs and soxl
>having a cost basis for either above 15

why are futures down

>>50917565
unfathomably based

>>50917812
According to the market geniuses on webull its nothing to worry about

>>50917604
>fund that has an average 200+ p/e ratio
Stocks in the ICE semi index have average pe ratio almost the same as the average s&p. Do more research

Should I buy BBY now or at market open?

>ZOM is up a penny

>>50917833
>Red pm means green day
Sorry sweaty, the /smg/eniuses have been sayng that for years. Also, not taking finacnial advice from stocktwits or wsb is just silly. At least your post had enough merit to get dubs

I'm going to be so stinky today... I can't help it. The market is too poopy.

So the only things happening this week is some important earnings tomorrow and we'd, right? After those, what are we waiting for next week? Anymore fed meetings or important economic data this month?

>>50917565
Based+kino

>>50917864
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

>>50917864
iirc there's a lotof retail earnings this week. Tuesday indeed has the most important ones but this is gonna be an important week imo. I'm watching john deere personally. They post on friday so if the rest of them don't tank, I'm buying and will hold over the weekend

>>50917873
>>50917885
Thanks frens

Then next few days are unironically critical for OIL

>>50917864
This week is all about 3 things.

Retail, Retail and Retail. Retail investors are very shrewd investors, so I expect everything to bid up on the backs of retail.

>>50917920
The market is pricing in a new iran deal

>>50917923
retail doesnt have money??

>>50917845
>Should I buy BBY now or at market open?
depends, are you buying shares or options? also its BBBY, with 3 B's dumbass

>>50917174
I got 30k in cash. I'm willing to put 20k in the stock market, what should I buy?

Is Tesla a good buy?

>>50917920
Isn't oil dumping a really good thing?
It means inflation is dumping.

when they talk about putting most of their money into longing tesla thats when you know were a few days away from the next selloff

>bbby pre market
This board is going to become unusable again soon isn't it?

>>50917992
Meme stocks ripping was a hugely bearish signal in 2020. I'll be purchasing some hedges today I think.

>>50917812
why were they up

>>50917978
It's not good for my long I'll tell you that. And inflation going down because of oil has already happened for the most part. >>50917952 is right since news about the iran deal is a big fucking thing for energy but afaik it's just another headline

>>50918006
No it wasn't. It was a bullish signal. We kept pumping for months. Gme was June 2021 and peak was Nov 2021.

>>50917992
>This board is going to become unusable again soon isn't it?
just buy OTM call options and take your free money dumbass

ZOMbies we greening

>>50918035
Goddamn I have my years mixed up. All this time I've assumed it was 2020 and never checked desu

BBBY be fucking, though

>>50917992
i watched 5 minute bars and my guess is profit taking today. i could be wrong and memester pump it.

>>50917851
Gonna be a good day ZOMchads

>>50918035

Correlation =/ causation

Speculative dog shit going up at the end of the cycle does not mean speculative dog shit going up makes stocks go up

Don't forget to excerise and get the body moving

>>50917873
I'm really interested to see what the Home Builder's Index report will be

SIGA sissies I don’t feel so good

There are retards who are bullish at this moment.That’s a recession print, and they also think economic activity has no influence on company EPS

>>50918080
>Speculative dog shit going up at the end of the cycle does not mean speculative dog shit going up makes stocks go up

why the FUCK can't you idiots understand this: LONG it on the way up and SHORT it on the way down. round fucking trip
it does not matter if its a shit stock or not

who else is thinking about betting against walmart?

>>50918099
now look at just US cases.
Different countries will see vastly different outcomes. read nti again.

>>50918159

>bro just buy the bottom and sell the top it’s ez

Wow so innovation. How much money do you manage? 8k?

alright ladies, I did a quick pleb ckeck on a discord server I'm in and some SIGGERS are shilling some other stocks bc apparently SIG is overextended. Here's what they are trying to shill
BVNRY
GOVX
TNXP
EBS
VRAX
WETG
APDN
EJH
TTOO
If someone can tell me to buy any of these instead of increasing my siga bags will be rewarded as I'll either make or lose money

Final dip incoming?

Mumu, are you ready?

STOP SELLING OIL

>>50918179
its not that hard if you have the macro picture correct. we're at the top of the range in a downtrend and we're in a recession. what did you think was going to happen?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Another day, another financial assblasting

>>50918111
oh shit, that's not good. This in itself may not be a strong signal of economic decline for the whole country. People are (rightfully) in full white flight mode from NY so the state's numbers may be much worse than the overall picture. If the Homebuilders Index is fucked *THATS* going to be a massive red flag for me. I know that industry well. Mark my words, if in the current economic climate the homebuilders index is substantially worse than the forecast look the fuck out.

>>50918227
based TA expert

>>50918252
>>50918231
good, I need VTI to stay below 215 on friday

I promised the Mumu gods that if we had a -.07% on SPY today that I would exit all short positions and become a permabull for life.

Give me this and I will walk the path of righteousness for the rest of my days

Meow
>>50918223
Got liquidated at 88.0 today lol

>>50918223
>the 9am dump is actually a pump today
Wtf, didn't see that coming

>>50918263
its not just TA... its fundamentals + a little TA, but 80% of it is fundamentals, not TA

>>50917543
Alaska pipeline

>>50918191
>penny stocks
>trash
>already squeezed
>bad entry points

>>50918260
another day of a lame pink ID. feels bad

>>50918099
Crabbing shitcoin take profits while you can
>>50918191
Buy ZOM at open

>>50918277
Good chance you'll get it but if you turn into a bull for such a silly reason you'll end up JUSTED quicker than you can imagine. Being a permabull is a M I N D S E T. You may alreadybe a permabull in denial. Also I'm seeing stockfags talking crypto in my twitter feed and discord channel. I feel we'll get a retracement at least

Amc put today boys
Ex div date

>>50918294
I NEED to breed her.

took a short shift and made some paper trades. will be nice to see how it goes after work.

Bull, Bear, or Kangaroo Week?

>>50918294
>>penny stocks
Aren't those the most potentially profitable ones?
>>trash
>>already squeezed
>>bad entry points
I accept these

>>50918299
This ticker has been thrown around a bit in the past few days here but I can't remember seeing why. Why?

is BBBY about to create the next big stock cult of baggies here soon?

>>50918322
that's a man

>>50918306
There is absolutely another gigadump in the works, but stocks go up more than they go down and trying to time the pullbacks with short positions will get you hustled even faster

I really think SIGA has topped. I’m buying puts and shorting at open.

>>50918322
Kangaroo for max pain

Does everyone just sit in Discords these days to pump and dump certain stocks or what is going on?

>>50918352
That would obviously be illegal

>>50918339
>coping he didn't buy at 10

>>50918320
I'll tell you how it will go. You will make a bajillion dollars paper trading. Then as soon as you put real money in, something changes, and you will be in shock and confused, paralyzed, while watching your account blow up

>>50918322
im feeling crabby

>>50918360
That's what's been going on though

>>50918342
See? You have the right mindset. You, me and others have been enchanted by the bobo's allure at times but you see whre this has taken us. You are a bull, just come out of the gay closet already bb

>>50918322
Me, I hope

>>50918339
that was my favorite episode of saved by the bell

Bros, I have been using this credit spread scanner and while it sucks showing profitable spreads I have noticed that the short side gets tested most of the time. So now instead of spreads I'm just going to long the suggested short side. I will report back my findings.

>>50918360
doing IPOs of securities without sec permission is obviously illegal
yet crypto exists

Last call for boarding the LQDA rocket with non-stop service to the moon.

>>50918099
Fuck off with the SIGA FUD, schools are starting up, monkepox will continue to spread, SIGA to 30 EOM

>>50918325
>Aren't those the most potentially profitable ones?
Yes but in general they are high risk, low liquidity garbage. Beating the market with penny stock trading would be hard long term.

LUCY ipo is today.

>>50918396
that 1D chart looks bearish

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OOO
AAA
OOOOO
AAAAA
OOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why yes of course I sell my tech stocks when oil is dumping

>>50918430
why?

>>50918365
i trade real money and lose already but i dont wanna have money on the line while im wagin and not being able to respond to negative moves.

>>50918419
Nice suit

>>50918415
I agree. My original post was about buying any of the garbage I posted in order to outperform SIGA. Low liquidity always worries me but I'm throwing very small amounts on such pays.
I can now tell from experience that, indeed, beating the market with penny stocks is hard, if not impossible.

>>50918176
>muh NTI schizo case

meds

why is premarket a thing

>>50918451
you know why

>>50918451

>>50918451
once boomers die we'll get a 24/7 stock market and it will be glorious no cap

>>50918451
Because windowlicking gentile sperging outside market hours is funny

>>50918451

>>50918451
I only have $14k in my account and I can trade pre-market and after-market

>>50918472
lol i wish bro. I get so bored on the weekends waiting for the stock market to go up so i can post about line go up or line go down.

>>50918439
Oh no Bobo is this the best you can do for a black Monday? You are a dumb faggot nigger.

>>50918451
We just made it up, goy. All of it is just one scheme after another. We call usury and interest, stocks, derivativs, etc
'Babylonian black money magic', we stole it from them to enrich ourselves and enslave the goyim simply with our greedy plotting minds. Good luck goy, you will need it

>>50918451
So your stoplosses get triggered at open only for the security to immediately correct.

>>50918476
GET ON MY LEVEL ABBY. AND TO MAKE IT EXTRA BAD FOR YOU THERE'S NO PDT RULE FOR THIS NIGGA

>>50918491
ITS GOING TO DOOOOOOOOOMP ITS THE REVERSE LADDER DIAMOND SQUIZZLE INVERSE MOON ROCKET ATTACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Time for my ritualistic poop session at market open

oil barons... they tried to bury us

ZOM

>>50918536
>$87
looks like they still are

Four minutes

>Premarkets

>>50918325
earnings on the 26 I believe, run up

call action on TRQ

TSLA ruining my bear dump
Fucking redditors always acting d'mickey

>>50918416
nope got burned with forza when people decided to dump mid rocket flight, fucking fucks

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT WAS THAT

>>50917174
N

>>50918588
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>market opens
>minus $500

KIKES AAAAAAAAAAAA

BUDDY LOOK AT OIL FOSSIL FUEL

no more red candles, EVER!

I solded

>overpay $100 on life expenses
seethe for weeks
>lose $5000 of net worth in 10 minutes
don't even think about it

>ZOM

i sneeded

SOXS owners thoust beclown thyselves

OH GOD NONONONO IT'S OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER I'M RUINED

>>50918633
>SOXL
More like SOXLOL

>>50918629
Same.

Wait why shouldn't I hold mutual funds in a brokerage account? Won't the dividend payments dwarf any capital gains taxes? Are bogleheads just being autistic?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50918629
yes

helo?

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

>>50918627
>he sold??
pamp it

>>50918649
bogleheads hold mutual funds / broad index funds in their brokerage accounts. what are you talking about

>oil
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>50918655

>>50918658
Never forget

I bought 16 ZOM if anon lied and it doesn't perform I will never financially recover

>>50918416
>LUCY

shill me your vaporware eyeglasses stock

>>50918661
I remember last year when oil dropped 10% in a single day below $60 or something like that. People where laughing back then as well.

>>50918671
Après moi, le déluge

Why is VIX up so much?

>>50918661
Inflation-chan getting FUCKED

>>50918697
biden is dead, heat attack an hour ago. will be announced soon.

HELP HELP HELLLLLLLP!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME AAAGH AAAAAAAAH

>>50918661
thank biden for this best president ever

I’ve been working my internship all summer and haven’t had time to look at anything else. Have 10 k any Recs as to what I should put it in pref something I don’t have to look at often

Don't try to fight the globohomo. Short oil

lol just an ez +$800 in 6 minutes no sweat

>>50918649
you maximize tax-free accounts, but if you can't use those then you go with what you have

I have like105 shares of SQQQ at 50

I’m so fucked

Why the FUCK is this allowed? My puts are getting demolished

I'm gonna heem every Bbby bagholder on this thread
I'm gonna German suplex your ass until there is no more liquidity

>>50918724
>Oil down because of recession
>Biden denies were in a recession and that its not his fault if we are
>takes credit for oil being down
Lmfao

TWENTY FIVE DOLLAR BUTT SEX

SIGA BOY TOYS

>>50918743
eat shit we going to 30 this week.

BLACK ROCK BROOOS NOT LIKE THISSS AHHHHHHHH

>>50917785
you were saying?

>>50918739
Yikes sweetie!

>>50918660
>>50918737
Like they get super autistic about how ETFs are always better than mutual funds because of the capital gains distributions in taxed accounts

Never bet against gay butt sex

>>50918743
>he bet against gaysex
>he honestly thought gays could keep their dicks in their pants for even a minute
Get what you deserve etc

I look away for 2 minutes why did all my greens turn into reds

>>50918754
The only blackrock here are these black balls in your mom

>>50917785
should I buy soxs, smg?

Bitfarms earnings kek

>giga pump followed by giga dump
whoever is responsible for this needs to be executed

*clears throat*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

So the market is going to move sideways till WMT post earnings tomorrow about consumer spending?

soxl bros....

>>50918771
Why so obsessed with nigga balls?

>>50918739
why no stop loss

No matter what happens, I’m feeling happy to be alive again

>bobo comes
>makes things cheap
>I stack more dividend shares
>MORE passive income

honestly index fund holders and gamblers are laughable dunning kruger experiments.

vol is still selling off, we gonna pump

>>50918743
kek, I doubled down at 24.40
you've never had a prostate orgasm or you'd understand why this stock will never go down.

>holiday in my cunt so I can't trade US stocks for some fucking reason
This isn't bussin'. This is full cap.

>>50918807
>stacking dividend stocks after the last bill
my brother in christ please be holding reits

>>50918754
Fuck I'm down 0,38% on my BlackRock position today. Why does this keep happening to me?

>>50918813
No, but I fucked quite a few girls that I felt 'was the one' in my early 20's and that intense sensation of cooming on a girl you wouldn't mind raising a brat with will literally squeeze your lemon
Virgins and uggos wouldn't get it

>>50918807
>passive income
Unless you are already rich, shut the fuck up, $10 a week won't make a difference for most people.

>>50918820
???
What happened I'm out of the loop apparently are they giving landlords a break or something? Why would you want to hold REITS when the housing market is on the verge of collapsing?

>>50918807
I don't even try to time the market lows. I simply add $4k / month to my positions at random right after monthly salary.

>>50918820
>ividend stocks after the last bill
Why? What did they change for reits/divvies? I dont hold any but want to know whats up.

>>50918828
I'm afraid you're not apart of the tribe

Shit and Piss is closing green today.

LET ME BUY MNTS WHY THE FUCK IS THE PAGE STUCK ON LOADING

>>50918820
>housing market about to crash
>now is the time to buy REITs

what could go wrong...well a lot, there is as reason the yields are bussin, they risky af right now.

We have not had a legitimate red day in over a month

>>50918734
What broker is that?

this market actually can't go down lol

>$1 in 20 minutes
hold on to your butts
which is, ironically, bullish as well

https://twitter.com/catsoutfits/status/1558807775211167747

a bit of chicken fried

>>50918849
>>50918852
The recent "inflation" bill requires all companies to pay 15% of their dividend payments in taxes minimum. So dividend stocks used to be able to pay out well and write it off.

So dividend payments are going to get lower thanks to the 15% tax but REITs are exempt from it

>>50918897
2 days of giga dump ladt week befor the CPI numbers

thoughts on poww earnings?

>>50918914
Gooks are so fucking ugly.

>>50918914
Real estate is about to crash bro

>>50918909
sissies wagmi Im quitting my job when we get to 50.

Doubling down on my SIGA short one final time :(

>>50918921
looks like they leaked. will probably announce bankruptcy

>>50918915
>.5%
>Giga dump

New high gay sex bros!

>>50918909
>every component dumps as it pumps
Yeah, hold on to your butt, nigger

>>50918930
Based. Asian women give birth to asian sons. Not interested in that gross dysgenic bloodline.

>>50918914
Plenty of Canadian stocks that pay 4-6% divvies. Staying just in US market is kinda risky to be honest.

Aaaand vindaloo, just like that there will never be a red day again

>>50918931
>not knowing that the best performing reits have been cell towers and industrials
anon even the vanguard etf which is the biggest and safest real estate etf is like 50% cell towers and internet fiber and industrial warehouses

>>50918940
Holy fuck you are retarded go back to plebbit.

Faggots will never stop having poxxy gay sex, get it through your fucking head.

>>50918940
anon .... oh no.

>>50918940
This post did not age well

>>50918754
don't care
still up 24% on my BlackCock buy and hold

>>50918904
td ameritrade

The first half hour has been Chaos. Where do we go from here?

FUUUCK I'm about to fomo into SIGA. This is ridiculous.

>all red
>except PLUG
>PLUG is mooning
I dont know what to make of this...

>>50918771
Pretty weak new fren. Try and do better next time.

Holy fuck why is the nasdaq down?? 0.20% is barely anything I might as well go to the casino if this is all it's gonna do. When will we have actual green days?

>>50918982
(((Experts))) say 29, I say 200.

>>50918986
>all red
Half the markets green dude and nasdaq is green.

>>50918996
Bruh where have you been for the past month?

>>50918996
>Holy fuck why is the nasdaq down??

>>50918996
you just went full retard

>>50918961
don't forget the data centers

>>50918982
>>50919001
fair value is 4$ even with all the government contracts

>>50919004
doesnt look very green

>>50918949
maybe if you've got weak ass sperm, my gookfu is going to give birth to a blonde haired blue eyed child who's going to go on to make the world safe for white children because i'm the kid's father.

>SOXL
There is a lot of talmudic trickery going on right now

That's it I pooped already.

>>50918982
>SIGA
its going to 30 bro

>Shkreli's SIGA position
Holy kek

>>50919052
eli5?

>>50919034
They will never be white and will never have blonde hair and blue eyes. Dark black and brown will always take over if the mother has it.

next
>>50919062
>>50919062
>>50919062

So even this portfolio is basically dead nowadays, there's no gains to be had

we REALLY need 4x or 5x leverage ETFs to have any chance at success in this market, what can be done?

>>50918848
>$10 dollars a week won’t make a difference
$10 a week X 52 weeks = ?
Why are you stupid?

>>50919052
remember he is a jew too so he can cancel out rocker. Bubble is about to burst

>>50919052
pharma bro and i are both in on this lqda shit. you guys are missing out!

>>50919020
Fuck you asshole it just sucks slaving away 6 hours at work per day only to have that money barely grow. I was promised annualized 20% returns in an index and I've been invested for 6 months and I'm down 3%. Fucking waste of time.

>>50919023
>fair value is 4$
Shut the fuck up and short it then.

>>50919054
P-priced in!

>>50919054
That's not good...

>>50919068
nope, me and my gookfu's kids are going to be aryan as fuck.

>>50919082
>I was promised
Who promised anything to you? You were lied to. Sue them.

>>50919084
not yet... especially not when idiots here are about to fomo. What if some transgender on reddit makes a post? I'm gonna short it when everyone is in it

>>50919073
Wow a whole $520 a year? Damn bro, you're a fucking high roller.

>>50919054
bullish asf, fed pivot incoming

>>50918973
So are or are you not apart of the tribe desu?

>>50919080
He's also shorting siga. Look Baggott, if I find good entries I'll buy ASAP. Now if it doesn't work out I'm coming to Vegas, I'll make your gookfu watch while I'm assblasting you dressed like a middle eastern oil farmer while you recite verses from the torah.

>>50919142
No, I don't get the weekly jew call, unfortunately

>>50919082
>. I was promised annualized 20% returns in an index
Something something past performance. Let me guess, you're also a pandemic trader

>>50919125
My own dividends are now up to $15,200.00 a year. Just remember that you have to start at the bottom. $520 is just the start and the ride never ends.

>>50919268
>My own dividends are now up to $15,200.00 a year
So you are rich and you should shut the fuck up because you are already at make it money, boomer.

>>50918743
i cant stand you niggas

>>50919125
>>50919268
Yeah same...and i'm not even all in divvies. Best way to coast through a bear market.

>>50919179
>weekly jew call
it's daily...

>>50919067
you have to go back

>>50919268
>My own dividends are now up to $15,200.00 a year. Just remember that you have to start at the bottom. $520 is just the start and the ride never ends

Its a beautiful thing.
My bedt returns are 150 tesltra shares my parents bought me as a kid. they jave oaid ne ~60 dollars a year for 25 years not

>>50919338
what stocks paid 14 and 16 percent yield?
I have some mind stocks paying avout 15 pc yield (iron ore).

>>50919082
>promised

kek

>>50919318
>shut the fuck up boomer
Gen X and No. You would do well to at least listen to what your peers have to say.

>>50919889
14% is DSX, 16% is MVO
I only have a tad in them as I was spreading around divvies instead of dripping.

>>50919067
>SIGA flash crashes 25% in a few minutes and gets halted twice. Drops from 23ish to 18ish
>all this based on a misinterpreted nothingburger FDA statement
>cue this retard shorting siga (probably at the bottom)
>siga goes up like 5% every day but the retard keep his shorts open
>loses his pants