/biz/ - Business & Finance

What does SpaceX go public?

Futures more like pooptures.

First for SOXL

>Woah-oh.... amber is the color of my shart and pee...
>Woah-oh... pink wojaks display naturallyyyyy....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk_WUs-zlNU

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

SOXL sissies and TQQQ trannies stand together and stand proud

>Futures

soon siggers
soon

Any ZOM-bots here? Earnings tomorrow, honestly think this could hit ~.50 pretty easily

How much longer will the kikes keep trying to give NPCs the illusion that the markets are still green? I predict that as soon as midterms are over, the entire economy will plunge into a depression.

it's going to be another utter shit weekend thread, isn't it?

>>50910508
We prefer to have fun here.

>>50910494
Got a lil ZOMies bouta do sumthin

>>50899603
>Does anyone else ever get a little paranoid that maybe someone at your bank is going over your credit card and account transactions, seeing where you shop and what you purchase, and looking for possible patterns? Then, using that information to make judgements about you as a person, and writing them down in a dossier that they send to your friends and family

Happened to me once. When I turned 18 I got a bunch if money. Around 80k or so. Bank teller who was friends with my cousin asked if I was buying prostitues since I had so many purchases of hotel rooms. But really I was just a retard and bought rooms every weekend to see my gf who was about 2 hours away for college.

Probably should have asked to talk to her boss and got her in trouble considering how rude that was. I just said no and shook my head and was kind kf embarrassed and shocked.

What will the biggest winner be this week? Kind of feel like reddit is going to pump bbby higher. Also feeling kinda boboish and kind of want to pick up some sqqq

Tell me what to buy with $100 of the money i took from crypto liquidity last year.

>>50910549
actually i assume they feed all that data into a massive set of algorithms to predict the future of markets and sell that data to the highest bidders who can use that info to gain an advantage on the market the rest of us don't have access to.

>>50910549
>Bank teller who was friends with my cousin asked if I was buying prostitues since I had so many purchases of hotel rooms.

>>50910376
ideally never
public companies suck, blackrock and other assholes will just buy up large shares and start making political demands. esg committees take over and then they decide elon is launching too many rockets ie greenhouse gasses or not hiring enough trannies.

>Heh, futes are down a whole heckin 0.20%! Take that, mumu!

it's over

So how do i copy the trades of Nancy Pelosi the greatest stock trader of ALL TIME? What are some good defense stocks to buy Lockheed Martin?

>>50910685
china "pay attention to me, look look i'm acting out, look at me i want attention. respond in the correct way by being afraid so i can gain face for political advantages at home"
yes yes china very good, we're all scared

>>50910685
>>50910713

MMM DERICIOUS TAIWAN, MAYBE I TRY SOME JAPAN TOO VELLY TASTY

I just need a .7% pullback tomorrow and then I will go back to being a permabull. P-please

So what's /smg/ doing for dinner. Pic related for me.

>>50910738
im eating the peanuts out of my shit and washing it down with a dry martini

>>50910734
Good luck, my dude. I only have longs; so I will pray for you avoiding destruction. BTW how much you got riding on it?

>>50910734
No.
Quick reminder that the Nigger Whipper 9000 requires being fed a high volume of niggers every single day.

>>50910738
how am i supposed to eat that

Do you think markets will be green until Midter election in November?

>>50910738
I just ate some andes chocolate mints. probably gonna call it a night there.

>>50910738
I'm eating paneer tikka masala with some aloo parathas.

>>50910734

how does a -2.7% day tomorrow sound?

>>50910676
This but unironically. What's overbought must come down Mumu.

>>50910648
She was just looking at my transaction history.

>>50903815
>TA chads: how would you trade the following chart? how do you avoid getting rekt in sideways markets?

Hilarious because I just bought a couple calls on this and was wondering if I should hold it longer. But looking at this chart I'd be dumping it right now and waiting to get in near the bottom. Probably will hold it the rest of the month at least.

>>50903995
>real talk: why do black people care more about "white supremacy" and "ACAB" than inner city gang violence?

Had a debate on something similar on Facebook a while back. To be perfectly honest, over 90% of blacks do not believe that black on black crime exists. They believe everyone does crimes against the people they live near and that the media is just trying to make them look bad because of racism. Also they believe any crimes they do related to drugs is also racism because white people and the CIA put the drugs there for them to sell.

I could probably link a bunch of the arguments they used but then I would definitely get doxxed by some faggot here. But I unironically argued with nearly a 100 people on a huge Facebook post, after a girl I know whos other friend died from a Chicago driveby, about this because of my weaponized autism. I just can't let people say things that are wrong on the internet and blacks just can't take responsibility so it created a huge loopback feed of ever more and more nigs trying to argue with me and tell me why I'm wrong with me just linking fbi stats constantly.

The more I argued with them the more I grew to hate them.

>>50910752
Pic related is him. He's the AAPL bear from earlier this week who's betting on Tim Apple getting caught eating ass in the parking lot.

If 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9, we pump

Yeah I'm thinkin we keep pumpkin cuz I feel like it

What's the best EU broker right now?
Want to have a reasonably wide offer of assets and top-up/withdraw easily with my Revolut USD account

First for ZOM

>>50910807
if 2 we go down -2% today (monday)

TQQ going to actually help you make it or what? There's like no gains to be had anymore, I'm literally down from where I was a year ago...

Something needs to be done and actually get a profitable market for once!

>>50910793
>She was just looking at my transaction history.
and the bank is not looking at everyones transaction history and feeding that delicious data into algorithms designed to predict broader market trends?
come on, why wouldn't they?

>>50910840
>I'm literally down from where I was a year ago...
should have shorted VIX futures, you'd be up by a lot

>>50910837

How are these gains possible?

>>50910801
>Tim Apple getting caught eating ass in the parking lot.
Which is different from a normal week how?

>>50910854
I just want one ETF that actually goes up at some point in the next couple years that you can buy and hold

Markets been dead for so long, its like perma bear at this point

>>50910793
> But I unironically argued with nearly a 100 people on a huge Facebook post, after a girl I know whos other friend died from a Chicago driveby, about this because of my weaponized autism. I just can't let people say things that are wrong on the internet and blacks just can't take responsibility so it created a huge loopback feed of ever more and more nigs trying to argue with me and tell me why I'm wrong with me just linking fbi stats constantly.
>The more I argued with them the more I grew to hate them.
Inconceivably based.

>>50910878
Scoops, I picture you as a younger, technigger version of Uncle Ruckus. How true is that?

sup es em gee bros. how was everyone's weekend? ready for the week ahead?

>>50910876
>muh ETF
>it's gotta be an ETF
Why does it have to be an ETF, you stupid bastard? Just short VIX futures and get contango gains to outperform the market (protip: wait until VIX > 30 to get in).

>>50910354
I regret dumping my siga at 21 now. Siga is probably going to moon into the hundreds.

>>50910389
>>50910404
>>50910426
Is this a local top?

Who is going to shill some LMT?

Lockheed Martin. Will go to inifnity if we go to war with CHINA. Nancy Pelosi bought a lot of this stock!!!!

>>50910954
>even animals aren't safe from GAYSEX
scary

>>50910878
He had sex at 18, he will never be based. And fuck you too

>>50910738
Pepperoni pizza and red wine. It's a tradition (no it isn't.) Trying not to get too hungover for open though, seriously. You guys realize war with Taiwan, Japan, or involving Eastern European countries might be imminent? Like before the end of the Q1 2023? Midterms coming and everything? I'm sure they're waiting to see how we're doing with that before they strike.

Bear-sisters...
I think I've made a huge mistake...

Oh shit futures

>>50910993
Yes I do realize that. Maybe that is what the yield curve is predicting. Last time the yield curve predicted covid-19...

>>50910993
I had serious doubts with this being a top on Friday so I sold everything. Sold all my crypto this morning as well.

>>50911021
>selling crypto this close to the bottom
ngmi

>>50910993
we're gonna declare war on tawian and japan?

>>50910993
>war with Japan
This guy thinks it's 1940 lol

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>50911111
retard

>>50910993
>anon-kun, you don't mind if I grab a slice do you?

>>50910354
Stock new fag here. Bought calls on loco because a friend shilled it. How fucked am I?

i was going to make an interactive brokers account but my autism wont let me because of their shitty 9 character minimum on username, my email has 8 characters though....

will i still make it if i go to some broker that charges $8+ per options trade... ($0 per stocks trade tho)

>>50911175
That’s a man

>>50910951
does this mean like SVXY buy when VIX is > 30 because it really cant go much higher, theres a lot more space for it to drop? so SVXY buy when the markets are tanking?

>>50911187
>loco
You are el maricona loco.

>>50911187
It's probably gonna pump on Monday because I think it will dump

>>50911254
SVXY is shite, basically a scam. And the contango play is an all-weather play, you want contango gains and that happens almost all the time, the only thing you have to speculate about is big crashes.

>>50911254
>it really cant go much higher, theres a lot more space for it to drop?
yes but the strategy isn't swing trading, it's just that VIX > 30 happens so often that you might as well wait for that to happen to get in (and not get in now when VIX is around 20 because the difference is like half a year of contango gains).

Think SOXL will hit $30 this run up?

>>50911271
you keep spamming the word contango

>>50911321
so the strategy is what buy....some ETF?...when VIX is >30 and sell when VIX <20?

>Demand for monkeypop vaccine far exceeds the supply.

>As the Washington Post has reported, the shortfall has increased external pressure on the Biden administration to turn to another vaccine, ACAM2000, to close the gap.

>More than 100 million doses of ACAM2000 were added to the Strategic National Stockpile in the years after the Sept. 11 and anthrax attacks as a hedge against the return of smallpox.

>If demand for vaccines to fight monkeypop grows beyond the supply of Jynneos, officials may begin to turn to ACAM2000. The recent decision to stretch the supply of Jynneos by allowing the use of lower doses may decrease pressure to use ACAM2000 in the near term, but if the epidemic continues to grow, calls for ACAM2000 use may intensify.

>If the FDA and VRBPAC experts recommend the use of ACAM2000, the CDC’s Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) should meet to consider its appropriate use.


So Siga was really the best play smg came up with huh? They are pretending there is a huge demand for this vaccine, but I high doubt it. They really want to release the ACAM200000000000000000000000000000000 on us...

>>50911324
Hopefully not yet

>mfw SPR runs dry after midterm and the gov starts buying back to replenish the reserves

>>50911338
>you keep spamming the word contango
could it be because I'm recommending a strategy centred entirely on harvesting contango gains?

>ETF
Do you know nothing outside of ETFs? Ever heard of futures? Short VIX futures, simple as.
>when VIX is >30 and sell when VIX <20?
I told you that this isn't a swing trading strategy. You wait a few weeks for VIX to spike, start the short then keep it for many months/years. Everytime the futures roll over from one month to the next you make gains from the contango (well, more like 85% of the time). No speculation, to swinging, just a comfy entry point and then wait to harvest contango every month.

>>50911392
I think I understand more now, that VIX is basically capped at 30-35, so buy in then on a short.

But how are you then 'harvesting gains'? Without selling shares of whatever you bought to short?

As a stock newfag, I will be documenting my trading days on /smg/ for the coming weeks. My current watchlist for next week:
>SOVO
>MAPS
>EVTC
>RXT
>ARVL
>RETA
>AGL

>>50910930
>I picture you as
You don’t even have to picture me.
There’s literally a video of me on John Rocker’s channel: https://youtu.be/qnlx9gwiHG8

>>50910376
Did they launch a deer into space? Imagine being on the ISS and a fucking deer comes flying in through the window at Mach 16

it's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066HZlam91Y

>>50910930
scoops isnt an actual nigger he's a twink seamonkey

>>50911170
Based

>>50911389
>and the gov starts buying back to replenish the reserves
What if they like... don't though?

>futures

>>50911431
>VIX is basically capped at 30-35
more like 90
>But how are you then 'harvesting gains'?
Automatic rollover. Futures contracts expire, and when that happens you roll over to the next contract. so let's you're shorting the August contract which expires tomorrow, tomorrow it rolls over to the September contract so you buy the August contract (to end your short) at around 21.35 and sell the September contract at around 23.60. So you benefit from that difference which is called the contango. Let's say you get an average difference of 2 over three years so it's like instead of shorting at 30 you shorted at 30+2*36 = 102, so your gain is (102-the current contract price) * number of contracts, although after such a long time you'd definitely want to increase your number of contracts, but you get the idea, the gains from each rollover in contango add up.

>>50911575
Then china invades Taiwan and US can't do shit because the jets will be stuck on their carriers

>>50911554
The Jews did this to me.
The Jews turned me into a niggermonkey.
It’s all their fault.

>>50911589
>TFW you will never be bullied and forced to lick the feet of a squadron of hot asian girls with big tiddies

Well bros. Looks like I'll get another chance to buy at better prices after all. All according to plan. I mean, only an idiot would be 15% cash during a bull market haha...

>>50910954
Someone fucked that dog, I guarantee it.

>>50911597
and what about the times when you get smashed on this and have to rollover at the worst time ever?

Is this not picking up pennies in front of a steamroller strategy?

>>50910954

>>50911632
how fast do u think a steamroller is lol. just keep an eye on it lol

>>50910354
I sold at the money SPY put spreads madarchodes

>>50911632
No it's not that bad for two reasons. Futures don't follow the VIX that closely unless expiration is very soon. Even now the August contract is at 21.40 even though VIX is at 19.53. The other thing is that even when VIX stays high you tend to have contango anyway, the only time you don't have contango is for short periods of time when VIX spikes but the market expects it to go back down quickly, but that's not a big deal. All you actually have to worry about is keeping enough margin in case VIX spikes much higher than the usual 35-38 max, it can mean ~50 on an almost yearly basis or ~90 roughly every decade. Of course if you're smart you can quit this trade when you expect turbulence, which is what I expect from the end of this month until January.

But other than that the average monthly difference is clearly positive, even when the market goes down, which is why it's a good trade. If ever you wonder why UVXY, VIXY or VXX look the way they do it's because of consistent contango, it's the price people pay for hedging with VIX derivatives, so that's a force you can count on.

>ZOM

>futures cautiously bearish
Went to top up my car's oil. Distractedly dump too much in. God damnit it all to hell. I should really buy a siphon for this. I don't have so out come the ramps and the oil pan, drain off about a half quart. 20 minutes of work to repair a 2 second mistake.

>>50911431
Lol wtf. Bro the whole reason they stopped using Black Scholes and use GARCH/etc instead is because volatility isn’t uniformly mean reverting as BSM originally modeled.

Volatility clusters - it is heteroskedastic (the “H” in GARCH, or other stochastic vol models)

Vol clusters at the top, it’s not as simple as “hahaha short vol when high durrr”

Fat tails. Lol.

filthy degenerates

https://youtu.be/vcMRwStc9C4

>>50911187
wow she was the ugly duckling all along
why didnt harry commit again and settled for the random chick?

>>50911771
Exactly, but you have to pick an entry point, so it's better to pick an entry point that happens almost monthly rather than one that isn't guaranteed to even happen yearly. Then you need enough margin to make room for VIX spiking into the fat tail, but how much room you need isn't a settled question given that it depends on several factors.

>>50911771

>>50911632
It is sometimes, you need to have a strategic buffer and buy a VX call as a strategic buffer to your short futes or short call

Does /smg/ like MOO?

i think im gettin close to understanding this breakout system. just need learn more in practice and learn maybe to identify the setups better.

im super slow speed wise doing things but im thorough and have a pretty good memory. so when i finally proceed i have big bank of knowledge in my head.

price action intrigues me currently so i think ill read up on that next. gonna miss tomorrows market day since gonna work prolly so no gambling for me.


thanks for readin my blog. like and subscribe

>>50911817
Yes, this is true. Better to sell when volatility is moderate - low, rather than during rails events.

Similarly, VRP harvesting (along with backwardation futes shorting) is most profitable for retail when vol is not crazy and just manageable but with enough vol to make premia rich enough to sell or render backwardation for a short while

Some tards think that tails VX calls are underpriced and systematically sell them because their stupid Monte Carlo told them it’s a sure shot but they get absolutely railed and lose all their money , happens to funds a lot, happened to half the vol arb industry in 2020

>>50911863
>Some tards think that tails VX calls are underpriced
I mean overpriced

>>50911800

damn they are sick fucks.

>>50911606
>implying they wouldn't just ration civilian use
>implying Ch*na isn't WAY more screwed with regards to energy in a Taiwan conflict scenario
shale has changed the game

I just got "the job talk." Now what?

>>50911982
what is the job talk? Is it a failure to launch thing?

>>50911589
>no, stop, please, you don’t…
>kick, kick, slap
>Aaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh!!!!
>incredible dick hulk
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
>dick bulging
>pants rip
>monster cock
>asian women cowering in fear
>massive cock dripping with precum
>Asian women eyes wide open at dicknagra
>overwhelming urges, orgasming spontaneously
>scientists baffled
>monster cock throbbing and pulsing visibly
>penetrating their cabinets

>>50911982
Kek welcome to the cage zoomer. We have plenty of work for you.

>>50911187
>LOCO
This is a good stock. Loco is a good target for buyout. Very cheap
>calls
oh... well, good luck

>>50911993
Biz related: how do I profit?

>>50911991
Exactly.

>>50911999
Send help! I want a lower-middle class desk job, and I want it now!

Were you guys smart enough to have bought the june bottom

Vomma Hurricane.

>>50912020
The guys I knew who were like you just moved into their girlfriend's house.

>>50911800
God really has a sense of humor

>>50912039
>girlfriend
>/smg/

>>50912039
Is that an option? How do I find a gf to leech off of?

>>50911389
lol oilbaggie copium

>>50912039
The American dream...

>>50912053
You were supposed to invest in one in highschool before anyone could really tell what your future prospects are. You know, one of those slightly fat low self esteem ones. Women are extremely susceptible to sunk cost fallacy and their maternal instincts make them enablers. Now that you are an adult, that door is pretty much closed unless you have advanced social skills.

Biden signs inflation act (covie stimulus in disguise)

>Corrupt politicians love it
>Megacorps love it
>Normies love it

Green guaranteed!

>>50911606
>Then china invades Taiwan
When we say "China cannot invade Taiwan", we mean it in the literal sense, not the figurative sense of "they would lose pathetically" (though that is also true).

Every Chinese combatant would die before they reached the mainland. And no, letting thousands of dead chinks wash up on Taiwan shores is not technically an invasion.

>We reject and repudiate all forms of hate and racism. Our decision to exit the OPT was based on our belief that it is inconsistent with our values for Ben & Jerry’s to be present within an internationally recognised illegal occupation. Speaking and acting on our values is neither anti-Israel nor antisemitic.
>Our co-founders Ben and Jerry said it best in an opinion essayOpens a new window for the New York Times: “The company’s stated decision to more fully align its operations with its values is not a rejection of Israel. It is a rejection of Israeli policy, which perpetuates an illegal occupation that is a barrier to peace and violates the basic human rights of the Palestinian people who live under the occupation. As Jewish supporters of the State of Israel, we fundamentally reject the notion that it is antisemitic to question the policies of the State of Israel.”
https://www.benjerry.com/about-us/media-center/opt-statement
https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/unilever-sells-ben-jerrys-israeli-business-2022-06-29/
No ice cream for jews
Ticker symbol: UL

>>50911982
Well. One thing you could do would be to get a job.

>>50911999
checked lmao

>>50912114
How about we make a podcast or write a book about getting a job? Does that count?

TQQQ heads to 40 tomorrow if digits

>>50912090
there are no "slightly fat" women in america
there's landwhales and skinny chicks that either do meth or know that being fat sucks

Guys...Chinese junk bonds are crashing down pretty hard right now. I'm scared of what will happen soon in few months time.

https://twitter.com/iv_technicals/status/1558896270596620291

>>50912129
here, take mine

>>50912135
amongst adults this is arguably true. Teenagers still have their metabolism working for them, it isn't as bad.

>>50912141
holy shit that looks like the spy chart
is all price action just correlated into a giant basket of etfs and derivatives

>>50912141
Money flows out of China and into the SPY. Bullish

>>50912151
sounds like i should just go hit on teenage girls since girls as young as 16 are perfectly legal in my state
I wonder where I could find tips on cradlerobing/grooming
Maybe a high school sophomore won't be as mentally damaged as the average early 20s girl

>>50912141
Money is flowing out of all the Asian economies and into the United States.

>>50912135
amerimutts explain yourselves

>>50912180
an adult female weighs 200 lbs

You did buy shorts on friday,right?

>>50912179
Do they know that some major shit's gonna go down? A lot of investors have been dumping their chinese assets too iirc...

>>50912225
Some of this is just caused by the rate hikes I suppose.

>>50912141
>Chinese junk bonds are crashing down pretty hard right now
Based.
The fair value of Ch*nese assets is $0.00

>>50912161
>>50912179
money is flowing to gold

>>50912196
do they drink a gallon of milk a day as well?

>>50912251
China will finally be able to afford to hire jannies

>>50912169
>sounds like i should just go hit on teenage girls since girls as young as 16 are perfectly legal in my state
This is more trouble than its worth. The entire premise of compulsory education was to keep anyone not able to buy the kids outright away from undamaged children. Getting rich and running an Epstein is more consistent as long as you're okay being evil instead of good.

>>50912326
>This is more trouble than its worth.
the only way its not worth anything is if i never score since there are no legal consquences

>>50912341
Kek please try it. I would really like to see what happens when someone who posts on this website tries to pick up 16 yos in the real world

Am I wrong for believing Apple will one day have a $10 trillion market cap

>>50912366
I would pay money to see those videos

Europe is getting extra fucked with dwindling energy

https://twitter.com/The_Real_Fly/status/1558844736898826241

Dubs and we get a pullback >=0.07%

has the energy sector already priced in the european ice age this winter?

>>50910855
Squats and oats

>>50912426
i can't wait for the arnold mr.freeze memes

>>50912266
Money is never flowing to Gold anon. Never

>>50912212
yeah, a month ago lol
thankfully theyre 11/18 so ill be fine

Any important anticipated economic events happening this week, or not really?

>>50912033
Wtf does this mean?

>>50912391
Maybe not. But here is a crucial question. In your scenario where AAPL hits $10T. What do you believe will be the price of a Big Mac?

>>50911999
No you assholes don't

>>50912212
I bought some bearish crabs before Fridays closing bell

>>50912476
Some retail earning reports among minor tech ones

>>50912508
Thanks. That's one strange looking sammich

>>50912508
That's in Singapore KFC. Too bad I don't live there to try it.

>>50912526
they should have made the cup out of pressed chicken instead of a hashbrown

>>50912526
Here,i couldn't find the fucking pic before

>>50912508
why do they keep going?

>>50912549
Gracias sir

>>50912549
NAIL and RETL Bros, its time

>>50912549
tuesday and wednesday are possible land mines

>>50910549
The local US Bank tellers (and manager) think I'm broke AF. I try to keep less than 5k there, and pay all my bills through that. They don't realize that 24% of my gross goes to a 401, and don't pay attention to where the rest goes: 550 to my business, 500 to a Roth, 600 to a brokerage account. And any excess to a Marcus savings account where they pay me 170 times the interest that US Bank pays on savings.

>>50912549
>WMT Tuesday
>TGT Wednesday
>BJs Thursday

>>50910549
>>50910648
>>50910669
>>50912597
Bank tellers dont care unless you are someone they know personally or a family member where they actually bother snooping and all inquiry records are logged by IT
t. former back office cuck

>>50912597
Nice. But 170 times nothing is still nothing

>>50912053
The door isn't closed, it is possible but takes finesse and effort.
>get into "chad" mode by reading, exercising, having a main goal or ambition, and so on.
>have good hygiene, decent social skills, be in good shape, be at least somewhat presentable
>interject yourself into some sort of social situation like work, school, church, a volunteer activity, anything
>be confident and flirty without being a spaz or creep
>go from flirting to getting the number to texting to coming over to her place or vice versa
>either you or her will make or order food and consoooom some kind of entertainment
>without getting me too'd go from flirting/hand over shoulder/tickling/cuddling to making out, groping, and then sex
>here is where being in good shape is important, because you really need to give the performance of a lifetime and really hit it hard from multiple positions and try your best to get her to cum. Go down on her if she's into it.
>if you did the last step correctly she should be interested in you and this can develop into being boyfriend and girlfriend
>if you can be smooth (not just romantically but how you handle situations), caring, charming, and funny enough in addition to great in bed this can easily transition into you living with her. Especially with all the hanging out and sex.
This is just to get you in the door. After that it's years of walking a thin line where her friends or family could turn against you at any second, she could give you the job talk (you'll need some smooth way to either avoid the subject or talk your way out of it), you or her can have tensions escalate over random bullshit, so on. Eventually with enough finagling you may finally settle in to a comfy life with a mommy gf or wife (try to get married if you can without forcing it). At a certain point she won't care what her friends say and believe in whatever your ultimate goal or dream is like options trading or what have you.

Something something SOXL SIGA this IS stock related.

God evening /smg/, I hate myself and hate being alive

>>50912002
Thanks anon. Any other advice for a newfag?

>>50912549
Anyone have any insightful knowledge if any of these companies will beat or miss? Anything more than "Walmart seems empty."

>>50912685
Welcome to the club.

Seems like the asian markets are bloomin up tomorrow or today fuck timezones

>>50912597
Yeah I don't keep much in my "hub" bank either. Just enough to pay bills and a small baby emergency fund.. My large emergency fund is off the books and forks out 1.50% a month.. (money goes in; it never comes out)

>>50912141
How do I profit from this?

Yea I probably shouldve sold these Friday

You do have your BBBY lotto ticket, right anon?

>>50912727
Forgot pic

>>50912597
I am consciously opaque with co-workers when conversations about money come up because like you, most of my dollar bills have a new home as soon as money flows in.

>>50912549
Any thoughts on poww earnings?

>>50912635
Oh and when I say good shape I mean like explosive calisthenics like burpees and running miles until exhaustion, you have to build up stamina.
>buy SOXL

>>50912691
Fuck here walmart is busy just as it's always been.. They keep slashing those prices people will be flocking to it to clean it out. Seen a 75" tv for under 700 sitting out in the isle way yesterday. Was tempted to bag it but hell my 65" samsung still works fine so I let it alone.

>>50912635
Sounds like a lot of hard work. I'd rather ay anime dating sims

>>50912736
I don’t know how you could have possibly enjoyed your weekend riding an unrealized gain of $3000 dollars on something that could easily expire worthless on Wednesday.

Dang ol soxl and tqqq is king, ya? Buying 50 more calls tomorrow

>>50912090
>anon you are only 18 you should 't worry about stuff like that!

>>50912758
not that poster but RH keeps kiking me and selling to OPEN contracts when I go to close a call or put I bought, using up a day trade and leaving me having to hold an extra day to avoid PDT, I don't know if it is lag or what it's pissing me off

>>50912743
Red

is there a good argument for buying heaps of FNGU right now instead of TQQQ?

Or is TQQQ and to a lesser extent SOXL simply the superior buy and hold?

BTC's already up 1.5%. Prepare for such greenness it will blind you.

People still believe the stock market isn't a giant Ponzi...

>>50912426
check out xle and xop. they're literally starting to go up now

>>50912807
If this is true, why do bears keep pouring money into it?

1 week to buy amc puts

>>50912805
lol bitcoin, srsly?

Any penny stocks worth looking into for tomorrow?

>>50912805

>>50912225
Of course they do.. They have the almost the same amount of high net worth people that wants to leave the country as Russia right now.

>>50912808
So SHEL calls will print me massive money you say?

i'm selling naked siga calls tomorrow

>>50910354
You are greedy. You will never make it. You spend your free time arguing with other greedy shortsighted gamblers. Every day you tell yourself you are "smarter then the markets". All you had to do was diversify with dividend paying stocks in boring industries and percent allocations to index funds and bonds. You think your day trading matters until you get rugged and search for desperate gambles to get yourself out of a hole. You could have been enriching your soul, caring for offspring. You will wake up one day burned out as a store greeter but you will not be the cheerful greeter everyone knows. No. Your soul will be so rotten you will get into physical confrontation in your old age. You will get one punch killed and your empty trading account will be garnished and returned to the void what little dollars remaining will be passed around by other miserable souls. You perpetuate the cycle. You will be given chance after chance to redeem yourself in the next life but will not. Your destiny will be to trapped in china for all of eternity. Reborn in the never ending wastes of failing dynasties and dictators never having a chance to become an anglo saxon and ascend beyond to aryan alien and leave this mortal earth.

>>50912799
imo you should stick with TQQQ, UPRO, QLD, or SSO for "heaps". FNGU is too sectional

>>50912635
This doesn't sound too hard really. I am in clown college too, so I could use that as an excuse for a couple years. I still think there are a lot of unknown variable that can go wrong, but I may put some serious effort into this end.

>>50912704

>>50912843
Are you retarded? Dogs can catch the poxx now.

>>50912850
That's quite depressing

>>50912880
fortunately only 20-25% of gay people fuck their dogs

>>50912808
they're already so high compared to years previous
will they actually go up more than they peaked in june?

>>50912852
yeah makes sense. I'm into TQQQ for $30k currently

>>50912141
China has been hoarding gold and oil for the past year I think

>>50912891

>>50912931
They should just come right out and call the next strain of whatever they come up with clownpox

>>50912931
>experts warn time is running out to stop the virus
So how do they plan on stopping it?

>>50912840
>>50912897
I don't think the Energy Sector has priced in Europe's Winter yet, I believe its starting too after this rebound in XLE and XOP. I mean when you think about it Europe's OIL import is 30% and NATURAL GAS import is 40% from Russia. The prices are still going to go up. Its not even Fall yet. Energy prices are so high in Europe right now, I could easily see the Energy Sector to rally from now till end of Fall before the Johnny Come Latelys buy everyone's bags.

>>50912968
They are not. It will spread into the general public and SIGA will go to the moon. THE MOON BAY BAY!!!!! WE GONNA BE DINNING WITH LANCE ARMSTRONG! WE IS GONNA BE ASTROQUEENS GUCCI GUCCI UCHI UCHI RICHIE!

Got any good shrooms?

SIGA 30 by end of Month says I

ummm bros futures got redder

>>50913047
Don't worry. It will get worse.

>>50913035
Get this man some TPOXX

>>50913047
BUT BITCOIN IS POOOOOOOMPING OOOOOOO IM GONNA COOOOOOOM

>>50913047
low volume, wait until 03:00 eastern time

China has some bad economic news? Any chance it will manifest as a >=.07% drawdown of the Shit and Piss 500?

>>50913047
China ruggin

>>50913091

>be busy at work for the last 2 weeks
>forget to check folio
>remember I'm an adult with financial responsibilities
>check my shit
>le green
Goddamn I love buy and hold
Especially buy and hold forever soxl

>>50911800
gays really are just white women

>>50913110
Rare bobo,but shouldnt the flag be green?
Maybe red sword

>>50911800
>a non-monogamous
lol
>gay couple
lmao
>in Paris
roflamo

>>50913081
why is it pumping?

>>50913072
Lol line won't go down much before midterms. They need to pump the market for political reasons

Look at bitcoin computer

OK. When am I going to be rich?

>>50912860
bullish

>>50913252
2 weeks

I think I have a monkey pock on my sack

>>50911762
just leave the cap off and run the engine. shit will blow right out

>>50913252
>$1k total
>all-in DWAC
get a job and stop gambling on dogshit memestocks and maybe you'll find out

>>50913304

Get away from me with your stupid monkey disease

Now that SIGA is over what’s the next 10x

>>50913304
Have you been around or had gay butt sex with anyone who has had gay butt sex recently?

>>50913304
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>50913312

I'm unable to work. I'm taking care of a disabled family member. Also, I bet you are fat. You sound fat

>>50913331
I used public restrooms in Seattle

>>50913319
Is it over? I sold 70% of my stash

>>50913345

Pox is the least of your concerns.....

>>50913345

>>50913345
Brother...

>>50912366
its not that hard bro just give offer them weed and alcohol

>>50913374
This. It's that easy

>>50913345
6 word horror stories are making a comeback I see

>>50913345

>>50913133
The cape is red to hide the bull's blood

>>50913205
oh shit everyone is abandoning the usd for btc it's finally happening

>>50913343
>I'm taking care of a disabled family member
then you REALLY shouldn't be gambling on dogshit meme stocks
but at least your time is well spent if not your money

>>50913432

I maybe stupid and bad with money, but at least I'm not turbo fat.

>>50913345
Buddy…

>>50913425
>usd
You mean the yuan,buddy

I've never had sex. Reddit said I need to shower, work out and do a bunch of stupid hobbies. I already do two of the three. Also I liquidated most of my account to pay for moving. So rebuilding from scratch a few hundred dollars a month what non gay stocks do I buy?

>>50913466
You should probably get BIG

WHEN I WAS YOUNG
IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL
A MIRACLE OH IT WAS BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL
AND ALL THE BIRDS IN THE TREES
WELL THEY'D BE SINGING SO HAPPILY
SO JOYFULLY OH PLAYFULLY WATCHING ME

https://youtu.be/4YxTa1AUqps

>>50913466
AMZN APPL TSLA SIGA

>>50913432
guess again bro, my body type is skeleton not whale
also, for low 5-fig and below 100% cash is unironically the optimal port even now. yeah you don't get paid much or any interest, but in the event of financial contingency YOU will be the one paying interest so avoiding that is more important than capital appreciation. good luck.

>>50913539
meant for>>50913443

>>50913526
MAN, WE WERE KILLIN' TIME
WE WERE YOUNG AND RESTLESS
WE NEEDED TO UNWIND
I GUESS NOTHING CAN LAST FOREVER
FOREVER, NO
YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

And just like that, futures are red and crypto is blood green

>>50913585
The only red is chinack and its already pulling forwards for now,kinda surprised btc went above 25k tho

Vvix/vix ratio shows the next top is in. Short any green this week with confidence.

>>50910954
I know the feeling, but you were right to take your gains. I believe 40-50 is a more realistic PT and I don't know how long I'd last past 40 before selling.

>>50911175
>yes it's a man.webm
You didn't have to tell us it's obvious

>>50913612
The. Volga. Tidal. Wave

I just realized something, some of you guys aren't pretending to be retarded because you guys really are retarded. For every one good play there is like 5 retarded pump and dump schemes going on.

>>50911340
That vax will kill half of the faggots who take it because of the side effects and the compromised immune systems of homosexuals. That's why healthkikes are saying pridepox is basically in the faggot community forever. They'll have to settle to for taking TPOXX when they get infected, although other treatments will come along in the future.
>Our system thinks your post is spam
Fuck off.

New

>>50913729
>>50913729

i shorted the bottom and am now down 46%
lets go market crash cmon baby

>>50911616
Hey, I know you post your port summary on occasion, but are you worth seven figures when all your assets are considered?

>>50913710
I'm more of what you would call "conventionally intelligent," meaning book-smart. I know a lot of stuff that only a studious nerd would know about.

Anything of actual practical value, street smarts, common sense, etc etc is completely lost in me. What am I trying to say? I'm trying to say that I'm a smart retard.

>>50913732
you are 7 posts early. the bake is at 300. get your shit together.

>>50911800
To be fair greyhounds have basically been destroyed by inbreeding and are prone to all kinds of gnarly shit. They are notorious for all of their disgusting problems.
>faggots
>Paris
Then again...

>>50913117
>hold forever soxl
ngmi

>>50913345
so... yes.

>>50913832
>>50913448
>>50913405
>>50913399
>>50913362
>>50913358
>>50913356
>>50913345
I dont get it

>>50911800
how did it get on the dogs anus

>>50912828
TTOO is popular with the Stocktwits crowd, including non-streetshitters, but I know nothing about them other than biomeme.

Hello, that's cool! Everybody knows that crypto is the future, but have u tried Life Beyond?

>Fun action gameplay
>Open Alpha Reward Program
>CEO, Benjamin Charbit, was the Game Director for Assassin's Creed: Blackflag
>Upcoming NFT Drop

The farty ponies are starting to wake up...

>>50913466
Buy 100 F and sell OTM calls
Buy 100 RKLB and/or RSI for your meme gamble(s)
Sell one (1) COTY weekly put. It makes for a nice wheel play.

>>50913860
Mpox test.
They have a Mpox test.

If you're even looking at TTOO as a possibility, your money should already all be tied up in SIGA imho.

>>50913860
I have some ttoo. Sadly.i bought before this little pump. Didn't know not streetshitters liked it to.

>>50913925
Isn't it too late to buy into siga if I'm not in it already? I'd hate to fomo in

>>50914002
No.
The short version is this:
If you are going to bet on a meaningful mpox outbreak, SIGA is the obvious buy. It WILL go up further if mpox gains a foothold because it owns the ONLY therapeutic on Earth -- that will remain our reality for at least a while.

Meanwhile, there are multiple companies that have mpox tests, and mpox test can be pushed through R&D faster than drugs can.

FOMO on SIGA would be after the clinical trials and/or after it receives an EUA. Institutional investors aren't dumping it, we're not there yet.

>>50914002
never, im buying more another 1k at open

>>50912022
>Were you guys smart enough to have bought the june bottom

yes but I sold early

>>50912828
Atlas Salt is selling for around $3, if that's not too rich for you.

>>50914002
it was 12 few weeks ago. It's late, fren. Do not fomo. People here bought at 12-15. They will sell soon.

>>50911840

I like COW better. That is the cattle and lean hogs futures-based one. The next big push from god-complex billionaires and governments will be targeted at making meat expensive to force the proles to stop eating so much of it. So you win from a basic inflation angle, but also because the most powerful people in the world essentially want that ETN to go up in value.

Soon as we get the proper hell-dump that forces a real fed pivot (rather than just mumu hopium) it is a major buy alongside oil and gas futures.

>>50912975
>NATURAL GAS import is 40% from Russia
Not any more. The US just leapfrogged Russia as the EU's largest LNG supplier. The krauts are building five floating stations to receive the stuff, and dusting off some of their old coal fired generators into the bargain.

if dubs 27.50 siga EOD

>>50914424

>middle dubs

I'll allow it

>>50912828
DAVE

I threw $15k in it Friday as 2 guys posted about it.I may be retarded though.

>>50914493
Yeah you’re retarded. Garbage stock.