/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50906800
yeah don't do this, buy January calls

>Green Friday

>Red Monday

why dey do dis?

>yes goy, buy calls on a dead retailer

Small caps...

>>50906832
Tell me, will the market go up or down tomorrow?

Hi /smg/ I finished work and now my weekend can begin. How's everyone's actual weekend so far? Anything to look out for this week?

>>50906875
>These premiums are fucking massive man. I think I'll pass. Feel like I missed the boat and fomo'ing in right now is gonna bite me in the ass.

yes the premiums are massive but that also works in your favor when its time to sell; you have to pay for the volatility

Also who keeps taking nhentai off the OP? Are you guys gay?

>>50906841
Lmao advising people to buy calls on BBBY when volatility is spiking into the stratosphere.

If anything just buy shares and sell covered calls

So what do I buy tomorrow? Sold some soxl tqqq calls. Do I buy back in? 3 months out? $10k
Also have 11000 bitfarms, still hold or switch them to UPRO?

>>50906912
>Anything to look out for this week?
We're watching retail this week.

my dad had been out of the market since biden got elected, I told him in june he should start thinking about buying some, and this morning he talked to me and mentioned he was talking with my grandpa (accountant/investment firm) about putting his money back in the market

I can't help but feel this is a local top signal and we're going to go back down some more before we recover further

>>50906862
I caught on to their game and took a little profit Friday. Will use it to buy on Monday. How do you like that, Jews?! Not feeling so smart now, are you?!

>>50906976
Your boomer dad really got so mad that Trump lost that he took his money out of the market?

>>50906995
unironically yeah but it was more of him thinking that biden would crash the market with his policies . at least he wasn't dumb enough to sell the bottom of the covid crash.

>>50906976
Nah your dad is stupid. Zero reason to take everything out because biden won. You separate out politics from the economy because markets kept pumping hard with Biden. People still buy iphones regardless of who is potus.

>>50906944
Weber grills might go bankrupt

>>50906939
>bitfarms
Yikes. They broke their HODL strategy and are selling. They now have 2,021 BTC in custody vs 4,600 BTC in custody back in January. The recent sales:
>BTC held in custody on July 31, 2022, reflects the sale of 1,623 BTC during July 2022.
>BTC held in custody on June 30, 2022, reflects the sale of 3,352 BTC during June 2022.
Source: Updates on https://bitfarms.com/news/

>>50906928
>lmao advising people to buy calls on GME in the summer of 2020 when volatility is spiking into the stratosphere
do NOT sell covered calls, you WILL get assigned and regret it.
>t. assigned on a make it stack of GME, forgot about it until I saw GME on the news

>>50906944
>All these retail companies
>All these chink companies
It's gonna be volatile week isn't it? I checked the forex calendar and saw that weds-thu have some things going on so I may stay on the sidelines until then. Anything of interest outside earnings?

It's earnings season. Let's see how these calls play out this week

>>50907011
I mean, if he was all cash for the recent recession that decision wasn't a bad one.

>>50907023
Well yes of course, if you think this will rocket up obviously don't sell cc's. I'm not so convinced however and would gladly just accept the premium + capped appreciation for some easy money.

>pre-futures
I SHOULD AAAAAA SOLD AAAAAAAAA

>>50907067
>for some easy money.
*shares collapse on you*

>>50907047
Not sure. Walmart dwon graded already. Target did I think even in Q1. Home depot might be scary. Deere might be scary too but its on friday so damage may be smaller. A big miss on Home depot might terrify markets imo. Bad for housing and consumer spending. Not sure what else is going on besides biden signing the inflation act but that wont change anything in short term.
>>50907060
Recent yeah. But for it to be based on a change of potus, eh. Sp500 bounced off the area just above where it was on election week. So not the worst really but missed all those gains over the 2 years.

>>50907049

>betting on Petco

Anon, I...

OPEN THE MARKETS!

I NEED TO SNEED BREED MY SEED INTO BOBO BUSSY!

Any recommendations on stock price plugins for excel? I don't have office 365.

>>50906926
I just wish the calendars section would stay
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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>Educational sites:
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https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Atlanta
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>Links for Bear Market Barries
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https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>50907095
considering I haven't sold anything in the last two years, I could also say I missed the last two years of gains lol.

>>50906995
>>50907008
did you guys miss the S&P fall from 4790 to 3660 during the first half of the year? it was 3500 right after the election result. are you bots? your dad was smarter than you and you probably just fucked him over.

>>50907047
>(((analysts and experts))) lower projections
>companies beat the shitty projections by 2%
>bulltards celebrate and pump the market
This is exactly what keeps happening with earnings this year.

>>50907171
>did you guys miss the S&P fall from 4790 to 3660 during the first half of the year?
he thought it was going to 2008 style crash so he didn't buy lol

>>50907217
Uh. Based?
>>50907217
>Analyst's project problems
>Stocks go down
>Problems are not severe at all
>Bobo is surprised when stocks go up
God I hate bears.

>>50907067
personally I'm selling puts until assigned and using the proceeds for shares

>>50907217
Bulls are winners. You are Jealous.

>>50907233
the fat lady hasn't sung on energy inflation just yet

Anyone remembers how was the pussy gel company called?

>>50907235
nah they did that shit with AAPL. some other company reported bad earnings on a monday, so analysts scrambled to lower their AAPL expectations right after, and when AAPL reported on that thursday, they "beat" the lowered expectations and the stock rallied. it was retarded

>>50907233
lol it will never 2008 style crash, it's not allowed too. Welcome to free market capitalism.

>>50907235
>Stocks go down
>implying im a bobo
What are you a nigger? I'm bullish, SPY will be at 500 in the next few months.

Everything's all "hell year recession is over, let's party!" My opinion; Next fed meeting out comes another fat rate hike sending things crashing back down.. (where upon you strike like mad)

>>50907008
>biden would crash the market with his policies
it did crash though. the SP500 had one of its worst 1st half of the year in history. that's not 100% biden's fault but he's not really helping

Uh so basically....uuuuhhhhhh.....basically.....ummm.....NIGGER

>>50907247
I am a bull you retard, that post is part of my bullish thesis. I'm buying calls for these retail earnings.

>>50907171
>Based dad timing the market perfectly
>soi son ruining it with terrible advice

>>50907095
>Bad for housing and consumer spending
It is quite scary but we'll have a very clear veiw of retail spending with this many companies posting earnings this week. Also is downgrading good in these market conditions conditions or clown will have his day again? pls no bully for the stupid question
>>50907138
>xhentai in
You're a good man anon
>>50907217
>This is exactly what keeps happening with earnings this year.
you mean this month? My portfolio had been bleeding for fucking months when my picks would beat earnings and dump because they didnt' beat earnings enough. I'll gladly take this deal. I don't like it either but I also didn't like when my stocks were dumping on bullish news

Anyone STILL bearish after the latest CPI report is retarded, if you aren't on team bulltard right now you're simply NGMI.

>>50907257
EVFM

>>50907288
Take off your bull mask Bobo, I can see your lies

>>50907364
I was bearish in June and still not 100% certain about a recovery in early July. After the latest CPI report I am 100% sure June was the bottom, there is no (non schizo) bearish thesis left.

>>50907362
Going to be the only legal contraceptive in red states

are futures?

>ZOM

so whats all this malarkey i heard about a breadth thrust on the 10 year?

Every poo poo is pee pee time, but not every poo poo is pee pee time. You ever think about that one /smg/?

>>50907554
you had one job

>>50907217
>>50907272
>Calling other bulltards
>"I'm a bull"
Are you schizophrenic?

MONKEY POOP new name?
opoxid-22!!

ZIM chads this is our week

>>50907613
The market is clown world retarded, I was bearish months ago but have now fully embraced bulltardation. What's wrong with self identifying as a bulltard?

>>50907655
I was thinking more along the lines of faggot bumps. That's what I'll call it while the who decides to name it faggot pox

>>50907655
Hint Hint. if Monkey Poop was going to disappear they would not rename it. Because it would be forgotten within a few months. It's going to spread.

Critical Thinking. Use it.

>>50907655
>using a marketing team to rebrand the new virus that just dropped

Kek

Also, isn’t changing the name because MP is “racist” actually even more “racist” since you’re indirectly caling blacks monkeys?

It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eu3xPa7NHw

>>50907702
Me and.my father were just laughing about this the other day. Changing the name only confirms it.

>>50907702
FAGGOTS ARE NORMAL PEOPLE AND DON'T GO AROUND FUCKING MONKEYS YOU BIGOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>50907687
>>50907655
checked
>guy's name is Faust
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faust
>"opoxid" gematria results include: great reset, appointed time, epstein island, messenger RNA

>>50907833
its not the faggots fuckin monkeys, its the nigger fucking monkeys then fucking faggots. It's aids 2.0

>>50907833
It's making me glad I didn't sell. If they're changing the name that means they are trying to normalize it and make it the next covid. Bullish for SIGA

Is it time to buy SOXL?

Any important reports or catalysts coming up this week? If not, what's the next important ones?

>>50907897
We’ve got more earnings this upcoming week and I’m sure the Fed is going to start the media spin cycle ahead of Jackson Hole

>>50907932
>Jackson hole
Qrd?

>>50907897
I'm sure we'll dump a little so that it can pump again on friday or something. Seems to me the market is just oversell, overbuy, oversell with a lot of shorting and options going on that fuck up the prices. Now that we have more avenues of investing small money fucks up the prices more than the big money moves ever could

>there is no non-schizo reason to be bearish.

Can someone explain the bull thesis to me? Employment stays at historically high levels forever? But also inflation goes away?

>>50907833
>>50907702
>>50907750

They are changing the name because of the stigma monkey carries with it. It's geo-locating the disease to Africa. Therefore there will be a stigma against Black People. Funny enough the mainstream is creating it's own stigma by announcing people who get this disease are MEN WHO HAVE SEX WITH MEN.

All of this is a dog and pony show. Anyone who has an ounce of intelligence can see through this nonsense bullshit. The absurdity of how you contract this disease along with the name makes people ignore this infection. What I learned through all this shit is the elites do have a sense of humor.

The hysteria is far from over and I feel my investments made in the monkey stocks still have a lot of leg to run.

>>50907984
the bull thesis is line go up forever or else the unwashed masses eat the rich. Therefore the rich will keep the line goin up

>pre-futures

>>50907897
It's illegal for economy to go down. Biden said ther inflation has been defeated and food prices were down (despite them going up 3-18% a single month). There will be more lies until the system collapses. I'm drunk.

>>50907984
>fed claims QT
>actually still practicing QE
>Dems will sacrifice the future to keep the market pumped until they lose and 2024 so it dumps on repubs.

>>50907984
I just think it will continue to pooomp towards midterms

>>50907984
unemployment numbers don't include people who are not looking for work anymore. Also number of people working 2 jobs has gone up, consumer savings rate is in the shitter and cosumer spending is hitting new highs constantly. Plenty of reasons to be bearish, but in the end what matters where is the money going. People are running away from cash and S&P is one of the places they are willing to park their wealth.

>>50907984
Fed cannot raise rates above 4%, inflation has clearly peaked by now with 0% MoM and negative MoM PPI. The bond market believes the Fed will pivot in 2023 and we will be back at 2% inflation by 2023. My question to you is what is the bearish thesis that doesn't revolve around some schizo jewish 7 year dump ritual?

>>50908042
>fed
>dems
The federal reserve doesn't care who's president. Jerome does what ever he can to collapse the U.S and to pump his bags.

>>50907868
Check Monkeypoox and Jynneos

Also check
Tpoxx and Siga

your mind will be blown.

>>50908012
>chinkgook poster advanced to gifs of gooks laughing
I like it

>>50907984
>he chose to side with plebbit
Oh no no no

SPY won't break $430 this week, will it? What are the important lines of support and resistance on SPY right now?

>>50908102
>it can't keep going up right?

Up, down, or sideways this week?

>>50908130
432ish is the major trendline resistance

>>50908130
spy up to the 200 sma and then dump

>>50908139
I'm hoping crab

>>50908139
That's a boy

>>50908139
lets just wait and see what happens

>>50908165
What is the current 200 ema?

>>50908139
>I am forgotten

>>50908130
While I'm a mumu I'm going to get out of dodge when SPX passes 4400. On the weekly chart it looks like it could be the top

>>50908057
The fed will pivot by 2023 because by then the economy will have crashed.

>SIGA
are you ready siga sisters

>>50908139
up/sideways, red the week that follows, doom for the 4 months that follow
reason: some guy on Twitter keeps correlating charts with other disaster years and it points to this week being the last bullish week. Chances of this prediction being correct: about 30%.

>>50908181
are your fuckin eyes and hands broke look at a chart faggot

>>50908256
Does taking the loads of four men bareback sound ready enough for you?

>>50908258
give me the sauce on these speculations

>>50908057
Bond traders are not oracles. You can't predict future, especially by looking at a single indicator. Bond traders give good insight on debt market which is quite important to understand where the money is going, but thinking they got it all figured out 1 year forward is delusional.

>>50908266

>>50908275
Here's an example, he posts many variations on the same theme https://twitter.com/MichaelMOTTCM/status/1558265157620490243

>>50908258
Burry keeps deleting his tweets because he keeps flopping between saying it is just like 1929, 2001, or 2008. And he keeps being wrong. Take him with a grain of salt, and remember that his fund isn't his own personal money and he is protected if his fund blows up - you are not.

>>50908228
Institutions and other smart money don't expect any crash or they wouldn't be buying right now. We're unironically getting a soft landing back to 2% inflation with no recession.

>>50908259
I'm not home I'm phone fagging. What's the fucking answer?

>>50906832
I'm creating a portfolio to compare between reddit picks vs smg picks

>>50908308
about treefiddy

>>50908303
>Nooooo but look I layered one chart on top of another vaguely similar one and it says we will crash!!!

>>50908308
about fourtwenny

Alright bros,
I bought MEGL and lost $300 before selling last week.
I now have $500 to re-invest. What buy? No shit tickers, pls.
Also, I have
>50 SOXL
>100 UUUU
>200 RVLP
>200 EVOK

I'm thinking about rounding my SOXL to 200, but I'm debating if I should FOMO into BBBY or not...

>>50908300
Yeah, I've seen these and a couple videos about the similarities/theories/speculations. But my main concern how this will line up with Shemitah and pic related.

>>50908320
Seems like you picked crypto-tier speculative shit or pajeet scams (AQB? wtf it was shilled by some agency here just before public offering). What about value stocks like SU, TSM or even CLF (I know tranny was obnoxious, but it's part of our history anyway).

>>50906832
We're bound to have some red days next week right. No way SPY will continue to rally with and RSI over 70.

>>50908383
>>50908365
>>50908320
>>50908256
>>50908139
>>50907984
>>50908023
good morning...

>>50908375
>Shemitah
You realize September dumps are because volume gets higher again after summer right? The whole /pol/tard schizo shit is simply wrong no matter how much correlation people think exists. September being a dump month is correct, but the economy is strong right now so we will be green this September.

>>50908390
Fuck you

>>50907833
Monkey bogs most definitely originated from ‘people’ fucking monkeys / apes
Brothels for that are common in many places. No joke

>>50908419
y u said that sir

>>50908390
afternoon

>>50908444
hi.

>>50908390
It's already evening here in Brazil

>>50908429
>>50908383
Cause you didn't answer my question :(. Also it's afternoon

Reminder that the wealthiest have obtained their level of wealth because of their ancestors having been a successive line of middlewits with very strong psychopathic traits to succeed in business and finance. You must realize you cannot secure such a high level of power unless you have fallen into this but you can secure it for your bloodline by following through into your grandchildren the IQ and psychology they must have to make it. The strategy is simple so do not overthink it.

>I am abnormal high IQ and relate too well to people like vitalik buterin

Then you must engage in controlled brain damage therapy. I suggest activities like getting in low intensity but rather frequent bar fights, getting physically aggressive towards female human dancers in adult clubs until kicked out, or frequenting gyms lifting regularly until confident enough to approach and hit on other men in the gym's girlfriends/wives until you get into physical confrontation and kicked out of the gym or misdemeanor battery charges. The activities should lower your absurd IQ until you approach a middlewit level and up your social IQ needed.

>but I am low IQ
Then you must first consider taking all the brain boost meme substances like brainforce or nootropics. These will most likely fail. If you are of south of the equator genetics you should try to impregnate a high IQ mans wife/girlfriend, IE the "bvll" meme. For european or asian descent this may be harder but you can take the delivery driver, plumber, or some home related repair man's path where you have a means to create higher IQ offspring who will probably be around middlewit IQ.

>I lack psychopathic traits how can I gain these
It is important to build these traits to be an example to your offspring so their offspring have a higher chance to be the next rothschilds or rockefellers. I suggest different activities of different tolerance levels I will explain next.

>>50908383
RSI is simply a momentum indicator. Not a useful indicator really, it's just noise, not signal.
The market is getting overheated but it doesn't take RSI to parse that information out.

I'm using these green weeks to buy some ITM puts on high growth stocks I think are good shorts.

>>50908487
>obtained their level of wealth because of their ancestors having been a successive line of middlewits
Bezos parents were a single mother divorcee who remarried. What matters more is being middle class/upper lower class with funds. Enough like several million. Modest but still quite good. They make up most of the billionaires group because they could afford to send their kids to good schools and let them follow their passion.

Hey siga sissies, check out going long on BJ this week since they have earnings on Thursday AH.

>>50908303
This rally is 3:1 short covering to longs.

>>50908572
*Thursday PM

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50908580
Show proofs

>>50908303
>Institutions and other smart money don't expect any crash or they wouldn't be buying right now. We're unironically getting a soft landing back to 2% inflation with no recession.
did you read any of the reports by the fed, anon

>>50908606
Yes and everything Powell has said + every report have been increasingly dovish. I mean he basically pivoted at the last FOMC meeting.

Some activities include:
>poisoning peoples cats and dogs
You have minimal criminal risk but huge psychopathic gains that you can teach and pass on to offspring. Obtaining mental pleasure from stealth murder is a trait of the ultra wealthy and is important for offspring to possess. This may be too hard for those of low tolerance so there are other activities to build your tolerance.
>Running over woodland critters on public roads
A strong boost to your psychopath gains with again no or minimal criminal risk. Tolerance need not be as high but you need tolerance if you still lack it there is.
>small scale non violent activities like stealing shopping carts, cutting people in public waiting lines
Most can do this if you cannot you must research your weakness and pursue eliminating them before you can see gains in your psychopath portfolio.

>but why do middlewits with high psychopathic traits do so well
You must understand people see those of larger IQ then them as idols and heroes. See barack obama 2008 versus bulk his voter base and donald trump/clinton 2016 and their most religious of voterbases. We can see this on /biz/ and make the assumption that the average chainlink holder with strong hands has lower IQ then sergey nazarov and considering they use people like klaus schwab as an idol like XRP does we can assume link and XRP holders are that of below the middlewit IQ. Now observe how /g/ sees high IQ people like bjarne and terry davis as idols. We can draw conclusions they are at or above the middlewit IQ spectrum. Now compare to science and math /sci/ and you will notice they lack strong idols therefore they are above /g/ in terms of IQ. You must keep a strong bloodline of those with IQ above the mean but not above the mean too many deviations so they can be considered idols to the many and their strong lack of guilt will allow them to express their actions towards their followers no matter how unethical.

>>50907879
No. Wait for the market pullback

>>50908634
we already had pullback for 9 months.

>>50908057
Watch the price of oil and with it other commodities rise again and the market will shit the bed so hard. I know there's a conversation about which decade the one we're living through is resembling and I am starting to think it might really be the 70's. And in order to avoid the stop and go of raising and cutting rates of the 70's they might just want to go to 4% and see what happens

>>50908280
I'm trying to understand this too. I think there's a lot of tactical positioning in the bond market and it's more vicious because it's so deep and liquid. Retail is also not as involved so I think they're way better in painting false signals, bull traps, bear traps and so on. Bond traders by default are also considered to be more intelligent than equity investors. There must be some good literature about this. I only ever see the MSM interviews with fixed income investors from Pimco and so on. Doubt that they will provide me with the kind of insight I am looking for.

What's a good place to find financials on given companies - on small caps I'm having trouble getting the right amount of data and suspect it's all been paywalled.

>>50908655
The December 2021 high was a mirage of QE, stimulus checks, and too much free time filled with online gambling aka trading. Those highs should be disregarded as a benchmark for now. SOXL has doubled the last few weeks so it's due for a nice pullback. That's what I would need looking for right now

>>50908658
*about which decade resembles the one we're in right now the most

>>50908300
Well this is obscure. How did you find that one? I find it sketchy

Are futures gonna gap down or up or crab or what

>>50908625
then you should know that the fed still expects economic slowdown and possibly recession for 2023, regardless of whether or when it pivots

>>50908630
>Now compare to science and math /sci/ and you will notice they lack strong idols
in fairness /sci/ niggers love them some Grothendieck though

guys, what ETFs do i buy to invest long term into american market?

i have spare 100k just sitting in my account.

>>50908739
I have webms for all 3

>>50908658
>I think they're way better in painting false signals, bull traps
I feel like you're trying to play a strategic game on value assets as if they were speculative ones. To people who trade in billions of dollars the only thing that matters is if their initial capital is safe and yield is stable. When they see value somewhere else, they move money in order to rebalance. With bond yields going higher value stocks become less lucrative, especially since dividends are not guaranteed compared to bonds.
That's why consumer defensive stocks continue going higher this year I think. Those are safe since people need their products to survive, so they will almost certainly continue paying dividends to shareholders. At the same time, money got out of speculative / growth stuff which can't grow when credit is expensive.
That's how I see things at least.

>>50908730
idk, on Twitter. And it's just some TA aka advanced astrology, the predicting power is probably weak.

good morning ser

>>50908668
Your broker generally has consolidated financial data.

Otherwise, the best source is the main source. Edgar SEC filings. Lol.

>>50908753
SOXS, it's the future

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after the dust settles what can go wrong ?

>>50908776
are you ironically saying that american market is fucked?

>>50908699
To be fair I don't trade SOXL, I just like the memes sorry. Good luck with it though.

anyone else feel like walmart and target are gonna report good earnings? I think I might buy some calls on them.

As a Bobo I really do not want to open my trading account right now.

>>50908804
Let's just say I wouldn't be bullish right now, I'd wait for the actual bottom.

Anyone else holding real estate reits in their Roth ira?

>>50908805
>only -24%

>>50908805
Does anyone have that old tinny webm? I can't seem to find it in my files

>>50908756
Whichever webm gets trips is what will happen

>>50908630
>>50908630
The elites already have all the money in the world that they can ever need. They now use their power and influence to shift mankind into the shape they want us to be. The trans/gay/non binary agenda is to slow population growth and familiarize us with the ability to alter our bodies. The elites are all Transhumanist.

Making it, is not about getting wealthy. It's about opening your level of consciousness to a level of the elites. They understand this world more than anyone else and money is just a tool to help you achieve materialistic freedom. Allowing you pursuit the truth. The meaning of life and why we are here.

If you are not chasing this dream you will forever be stuck in this meaningless endless loop.

>>50908753
always go VOO and VXF because the latter lets you overweight small/medium cap which outperforms in the long run

also if you have a roth ira keep VNQ or FREL in it for tax free 3% real estate dividends

>>50908839
how can there still be bottom? bidet admin apparently stopped printing money. chinks are seething. energy prices returned to normal after rooster invasion have been defeated. shouldn't everyone buy stocks now in hopes of getting ahead of the growth curve?

i know nothing about trading stocks btw.

>>50908753
VTI

>>50908846
Not me, I lost my memes folder when I damaged my SSD stick. I mourn this loss to this day. I had 30+ pictures just in the rat folder, today I have 1.

>>50908871
what do any of these words mean???

>>50908800
im long, might just take a while. i hope we dip some more so i can slurparino you kno?

>>50908748
It's clear that the Fed won't admit we're in recession until we're in a full blown depression.

>>50908877
>energy prices returned to normal

>>50908805
SOXL memes are best memes

>>50908924
Umm sweaty, we are in a vibe-cession right now

>>50908896
VOO is Vanguard's S&P 500 etf. It holds the largest 500 companies in America.
>https://www.schwab.com/research/etfs/quotes/portfolio/voo
VXF holds "everything else"
>https://www.schwab.com/research/etfs/quotes/portfolio/vxf

VNQ holds REITs which are companies that deal with real estate. They are so average people can invest without needing millions. REITs are required by law to pass 90% of their profits to their shareholders. So buy buy stock, they use the money to buy or build property, and then the renting of said property makes money which is sent back to you.
https://www.schwab.com/research/etfs/quotes/portfolio/vnq
FREL is simply FIdelity's real estate etf
>https://www.schwab.com/research/etfs/quotes/portfolio/frel

Now because of how the law is written these dividend payments are normally taxed up like normal income aka higher. Because they are supposed to represent normal real estate income investing.

BUT if you hold real estate etfs in your Roth IRA you can get all these payments tax free.

my favorite SOXL pic

>>50908877
>i know nothing about trading stocks btw
bad time to get started. Nothing is solved, monetary policy is still between a rock and a hard place (ongoing inflation and the need for both QE to keep the bubble inflated and QT to hope to get things in check), a cold winter at least in Europe, possibly some BS in the Chinese economy, I'm sure I'm forgetting something... Anyway I wouldn't "invest" in 2022 like I'm about to miss something.

>>50908925
does france actually matter though?

>>50908931
Don memes were fun too. Some anon claimed he put $20k into his company, I hope he didn't an hero.

>>50908979
thats all of the EU, i just picked the france chart for the lulz
(60% of their electricity is generated by constant cost nuclear energy so it's probably the least volatile chart tbqh)

>>50908871
>small/medium cap which outperforms in the long run
what, really? They haven't been doing great since early 2021.

>>50906976
Your dad actually did the smart thing, sell after a rally exhausts itself and buy back in after a drawdown once the technicals confirm another bull move. Everybody who thought they were good bought in feb and march and then got run over in may and june because the jews were vengeful. Only the boomers with 30 years of market knowledge navigated this well.

>>50908753
Dont but etfs. Just buy appl. Any retard shilling you vanguard funds is some poorfag wagie. Thats all he will ever be.

Deadly Fungus may be the next pandemic. What are some good investments?

NTDOY??

>>50908982
yeah those are good times

>>50908997
You can use this site to test different time periods
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/
It is well known that medium and small cap outperform in the long run. There is constant debate as to why. This last decade of large cap outperforming like crazy is very unique and big reason is the quantitative easing by the fed and low interests rates making them go crazy way more than small business.

>>50908877
Energy prices dipped for fall futures, they will be back up for winter future when energy demands are greater

>>50908961
so how would you allocate the 100k? would you put a part of it into SOXL gambling?

i'm in new zealand so roth ira prolly doesn't apply to me.

>>50909038
Unlikely, if the market expected that they would be pricing it in now as the market is forward looking. EU energy will be up due to Russia but the US should continue to see prices fall.

You guys ever wonder about this and the consequences of it.

>>50909040
I would do 50% VOO and 50% VXF
very simple split if you only want to invest in america

>>50909023
large cap stock companies rarely have the opportunity for exponential growth because they've usually already filled out their market niche

>>50909061
Millenials and zoomers are retarded and don't save for retirement. Consequences will be more for us
>>50909069
Just look at shit like tesla. PE ratio over 100

>>50908977
>>50908993
yes, but doesn't bad time in europe and monetary hijinx in the USA mean that people will rush to invest into american companies, pumping a bubble? assume that's what happened with apple stock.

again, i know nothing about investing.

>>50909078
>Millenials and zoomers are retarded and don't save for retirement. Consequences will be more for us
nobody has saved for retirement since the 1930s when the government passed a law that taxed the young to give the old a retirement guaranteed

Maybe I should invest into an actual cold pack instead of using a frozen bag of blueberries

>>50906995
yes, many many of us sold the top at January specifically because of Biden.
Have since rolled into real estate investments and DCA otherwise.
Probably buy some leaps here in Oct.

>>50909005
>appl
okay, seeing as you can't even spell the stock properly, and therefore seem like a smart man, i'll buy this high to "make it".

>>50909082
the fed is actively putting downward pressure on asset prices by removing large amounts of money from the system
it's hard to imagine we will just continue pumping to 5k+ as the fed deletes hundreds of billions of dollars

>>50909087
>there is a timeline out there where instead of social security everyone's retirement tax went into into their own individual mutual funds

>>50909082
Right now we are at the end of a 12 year plus large cap american run. If anything the big player coming up the next two decades is the emerging market.

>>50909110
>there is a timeline where nazi germany won ww2 and started a nuclear war in the 60s or 70s and the average person there is more likely to attain financial security

>>50909078
>retarded and don't save for retirement
>Consequences will be more for us
And what happens when 75% tries to dump on 25%?

>>50909120
yeah a decade+ of extremely low interest rates, foreign investment, and general debtmaxxing will do that to you

>>50909128
>>there is a timeline where nazi germany won ww2
please don't remind me

I'm spending my Sunday reading an article about best practices for combining financial and online accounts when you get married
I don't even have a girlfriend
I literally do not even know any girls

>>50909023
In the last decade we also got high boom in tech sector. Things like Apple, Google, Microsoft, Amazon account for huge part of GDP.
It also doesn't help that big corporations are killing off small competitors, either through buyouts or by pushing legislature that makes it harder for small companies to conform with the law. QE helps big corporations to grow "for free" for sue, but it helps small companies as well, as financing your stupid startup was never easier than it was in the last 12 years.
I think the most important thing to remember is that the world is constantly changing, the rules and patterns of the past do not have to fit into the present.

>>50909150
girls are a bad financial play

>>50909150
>tfw I want a wife just so I can invest $12,000 in my roth ira yearly

>>50909110
>>50909149
yeah and maybe there's also a timeline in which you don't post cringe lmao

>>50909128
>Hitler winning
Cringe
>Napoleon winning
Based

>>50909171

>>50909106
could you elaborate on this? yet again, i know nothing about finance.

does the federal reserve actually take money out of circulation? why wouldn't they just keep the inflation? how does this even work, do they literally buy money and burn it?
>>50909120
i doubt that. europe is fucked since they won't have cheap russian energy. russia won't collapse and will be foreveredly tied up with sanctions. china is retarded and wants to play tough with taiwan, plus their demography is fucked and their market apparently collapsed. indians are 70 iq retards, and all the smart castes are moving out. every other country is a joke.

china was a contender but it couldn't overcome its totalitarian curse. america is the place to invest in.

>>50909180
anon the emerging market is everything that isn't europe/japan
europe is the developed market

>>50909180
>does the federal reserve actually take money out of circulation? why wouldn't they just keep the inflation? how does this even work, do they literally buy money and burn it?
1. virtually all money is numbers on a computer screen in a bank
2. when the federal reserve gives loans or buys asssets they create money out of thin air
3. when the federal sells assets or collects interests on their loans that money vanishes into thin air
4. the fed is currently raising the interest rates they charge and selling their assets at the same time, destroying money in 2 different ways at the same time

Any of y’all lil niggas trade binary options?

>>50909180
Read and understand quantitative easing and quantitative tightening as well as the Fed funds rates. These are the only tools the Fed has.

>>50906944
Canaan Venture Capital

>3x agriculture futures long = soil
>3x agriculture future shorts = toil

>>50909180
Sorry, I should say, legal tools, as they have broken the law many times recently and no one seems to care

>>50909198
everything that's not china or india is a joke. shitskins are either 70iq and can't produce anything, or they flee to developed countries. europe takes everyone and is now fucked economically, so every good shitskin will move to the USA. human capital, simple as.

>>50909104
>can't even spell the stock properly,
>oohhh you mispselled somethng so your arugemnet is invalid!
Go back to r*ddit. No one here cares about spelling.

>>50909061
Massive deflation when boomers die off?

>>50909237
>laughs in taiwanese

>>50909213
okay, at last i truly see. but why are they doing this? american govt wants to increase the wealth of its lower class that doesn't own stocks?

>>50909242
Yes, yes we do. If you can't spell AAPL you're a low IQ nigger.

>>50909128
>and the average person there is more likely to attain financial security

lol no, only for ubermensch

>>50909237
I hold multiple stocks from South africa and South america among other places around the world. I have exactly 0 (zero) stocks of companies from Asia. That should tell you how much trust I have in this scam central.

>>50909267
the fed is "supposed" to keep inflation at a target rate of 2%
all their stimulus has caused inflation to hit 8-9% so they have to remove money from the economy to destroy demand and bring prices down

>>50909267
Inflation is a positive feedback that will lead to a collapse of the US dollar. They are protecting the dollar which is far more important then equity markets.

>>50909242
you made a fool of yourself and are now upset. cease posting and apply soothing balm.

>>50909275
>nuclear war
anon a totalitarian state is unlikely to survive a nuclear war

>>50909288
You dont even know how anything works from your spam questions in this thread. Im not interested in leaving. My advice still stands. Buy apple and if you want another one amazon. That covers it all.
>>50909272
>we
Go back.

Why do I never hear anything about DWAC anymore? Must be crazy swings at the moment.

Bros, I've sold all my stocks besides MTTR and RKLB to put it all into BBBY(Almost 25k)
How badly did I fuck up?

>>50908381
ill add CLF

>>50909374
I bought 39 shares of it last week

>>50908902
You heard the KING... slurparino

uranium kings will inherit the earth.

>>50909149
wholesome

>>50909005
aapl is best performing faaang stock it's almost ath prices already so i would skip that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooR_BEfDfdc

>>50908974
I like this one

Is this bullish for SIGA
https://youtu.be/GL4GVMnWS0A

>>50909386
if you can handle holding for 5 months through volatile swings, ygmi

1 more hour bros

>>50909511
>Is this bullish for SIGA
yes

>>50909040
>part of it
>not all of it

Anon, I….

>>50909386
man lesnar is a beast, not sure why so many fans hate him

>>50909511
Only if you can find one with a monkey instead of a rat

Any stocks that you could recommend to a jewish transgender band from New York? Here is a sample of our material:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGpeD2LJKpE
thanks

>implying China has the balls to do anything other than fire off some guns in the air and talk tough

unbelievable how scared some of you faggots are over this shit that is literally impossible. they're fucking chinks ffs. come on now.

>>50909667
It's not about "would" it's about "can't"
China can literally not invade taiwan they are too weak

the question isn't whether china will attempt to resolve the taiwan question or whether they will be successful, but when

Any Hydrofarm HYFM bros in here?

>lol, can't beat inflation?
>let's make inflation the new normal
>meanwhile jpow over here in the US: -hmm what a great idea!

>>50909684
exactly. crazy to me how there are people worried like it's a legitimate threat or something. they eat poop.

>>50909762
>it would take marines 8 hours to go from china's mainland to taiwan's coast

>>50909546
34 minutes... Going to go get some cardio in beforehand. I always think more clearly after I get the blood pumping

So we have similar minds here. I'm hoping you can help to decide what game I should play. I'm torn between trap genesis or Starbound.

I have a bad (good) feeling about Walmart guidance next week.

Volga Hurricane. ES. NQ. They're in the path. RTY too. The Hurricane.

He Didn't Buy VX Call Spreads.

I’m up 90% and I want to DCA

This can’t be right. Can it? Fuck the shorts for squeezing this so hard.

>>50909909
just sell? gainz are gainz

>>50909875
>>50909875
>Volga Hurricane. ES. NQ. They're in the path. RTY too. The Hurricane.
Elaborate. How much are you down on your spreads?

>>50909684
Yeah ok... is that why US keeps losing to China in the fake games? Predicted by the US MILITARY?

look is TQQQ going to double by at least the end of 2023 or what

I really don't want to be waiting much longer. It just won't go up very fast...any chances of getting 4x or 5x leverage ETFs?

Sold almost all my tqqq and soxl calls hoping to buy them back cheaper… what the fuck else do I buy?

>>50909934
I Am Down 90% On My Volga Shock (Convexity of Vega) Spread. Help Me. Please Buy VX. We Can Coordinate A Gamma Squeeze On VX Futures On 4channel.

What shitbags are we trying to squeeze this week bros? SHOP? PTON? CVNA?

>>50909951
You just make your own leverage through options on QQQ

>>50909684
US FAILED to fight of China invading Taiwan. US MILITARY TABLE TOP WARGAME.

Renaissance Tech, I know your algos are scraping this very board. I know you're onto me. I want you to see what we're doing. Look at our power, RenTech.

Jim Simons. I know you're reading this. Gamma squeeze my bags. Please. VX.

>>50909955
Elaborate on the hurricane bullshit. Are you just shitposting? What indicators are you even looking at?

>>50909997
Lol you don't know about the Vomma/Volga (convexity of vega) hurricane? Fr?
You just joshin' me or you actually asking?

>>50909982
That's exactly what they want you to think.

>“What’s it like being a quant PM at a boutique asset manager?”

I spent several hours on Sunday morning trying to figure out an Excel metadata and why my security master didn’t update for an ETF that had changed its ticker.

>>50909987

thread is starting to smell like rice

>>50910018
Point me to some resources except that indian dude on youtube

>>50910048
Always has. I was scrolling through the thread and was shocked desu

>>50909972
are QQQ LEAPs superior to TQQQ LEAPs? Does the buying leverage somehow become cheaper on the boomer underlyings?

>>50910051

Vomma nd volga are the same thing btw
i am fucking with u but if u would mind would u use my meme...like talk about the volga / vomma hurricane...and make it seem mysterious. Use that meme.

In return, here's an explanation of Vomma aka Volga which is relevant for OTM options with low deltas.

Vomma / volga is the rate of change of vega. The convexity of vega. It's known as a second order Greek exposure in options.

Second order greeks can sometimes be important , but not always. So gamma and vanna become important during option expiry weeks/days when there's a ton of options approaching expiry.


But when is volga important?
They do get really important for everyone in tails events though. The tails on options (~20 delta or lower) barely have any gamma exposure or delta or vega. The risk exposure is mostly coming from second/third order greek exposures.
The most practical in this Medium article I will post below are vanna and vomma (also known as volga).

But I would strongly caution against looking too much into any third-order Greeks. Quite arguably, the third orders only have implications for market makers to manage their own inventory.

This is a really nice informative post on second and third order Greeks: https://medium.com/hypervolatility/options-greeks-vanna-charm-vomma-dvegadtime-77d35c4db85c

>>50910051
>Vomma: Vomma measures how Vega is going to change with respect to implied volatility and it is normally expressed in order to quantify the influence on vega should the volatility oscillate by 1 point. The fluctuations of vomma with respect to S are shown in the next chart: [pic related]

>As displayed in the above reported chart out-of-the-money options have the highest vomma, while at-the-money options have a low vomma which means that vega remains almost constant with respect to volatility. The shape of vomma is something that every options trader should bear in mind while trading because it clearly confirms that the vega that will be influenced the most by a change in volatility will be the one of OTM options while the relationship with ATM options will be almost constant. This makes sense because a change in implied volatility would increase the probability of an OTM options to expire in-the-money and this is precisely why vomma is the highest around the OTM area.

>>50909973

ZOM

U know about the vomma hurricane now. wat u gonna do about it?

If u assume that delta means probability that an option expires ITM at expiry.

That means OTM options that suddenly get a Vomma Hurricane / Vega Shock / Convexity of Vega have their probability of finishing ITM at maturity go batshit upwards.

U see what I mean? That is volga shock. VOmma hurricane. U get it now


It's the rate at which the option price responds to a massive change in IV

>>50910109
>convexity of vega
I hate how finance reinvented standard science terms that everyone understands to mean something different

saw sometime ago shkreli recomend or study lqda in his stream. on friday it pumped 40% on beat earnings.

>>50910166
Well it's unique to some derivatives because if % chance of expiring ITM at maturity is what delta determines, then the convexity of vega affects option pricing super hard because higher vega means the probabilistic spread of the option finishing OTM goes fucking crazy upwards

Suddenly the option goes from pricing in barely having a chance of finishing ITM to suddenly having all the chance of finishing ITM because the IV shock took it from 0.05 delta to .60 delta

IV shock is very important for OTM options

>WTF WILL THAT BE

>>50910196
the option finishing OTM
I mean ITM**

>>50909757
my stocks need to start inflating then

>>50910181
I picked some up for shits. Baggot and shkreli are shilling it so it's obviously going to zero and my money's gone.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

MOMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>50910262
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

As expected, you couldn't keep this up Mumu

>futes

>-.1%
its over

>yes, hello? Mister Essenpee?
>I'm just calling to remind you that mister joe brandon had outlawed the color red last week.
>thank you and take care

>>50910354
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new
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>>50910354
new

What's the best EU broker right now?
Want to have a reasonably wide offer of assets and top-up/withdraw easily with my Revolut USD account.

>>50906832
>futures
bullbros, did we get too cocky? I thought spy would reach 430 before dumping.

>>50911334
sauce me, good man

>>50911334
so did everyone, got to beat the herd to the turd