/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50899474
An entire low rise where i house all of my investments in startups that i invested in for equity(I get equity + they get a place to stay and mingle with other smart people)

>>50899474
>wanting a mcmansion in this day and age

>>50899474
Any house seems like a dream some days desu.
I do want a similar wood/stone/glass style (and all natty finishings), smaller than that though for easy upkeep more like large cottage style, but still with a large open living area and comfy view.
Importantly, enough land to do a few things I want. 5-10 acres would be enough. I used to do ok out of raising seedlings and grafting fruit trees on the side, but for some reason decided moving to the city for a white collar job and more money would let me make it faster. Ironically I feel like there are less opportunities here now.

>>50899474
imagine living in a house with big glass windows, id walk around naked all the time

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1080-Chestnut-St-APT-15A-San-Francisco-CA-94109/80734399_zpid/?

>>50899474
since my family already owns a nice house in the countryside with some decent land, probably a bigger appartment at the city center of my European mega city.

I want a house on a farm with minimal of 6 bedrooms and a minimal of 3 hours away from the closet store.

>>50899474
land with minimum 1km distance in all directions from any other cunt. greater the distance the better.

>>50901776
My nigger

>>50899474
This'll do.

>>50902037
Comfy. Get a little boat and spend all day fishing.

>>50902037
>builds his house on the sand

>>50902060
Perfect shed to craft little home made... devices in.

Under the ground, learning the ways of the worm, perfecting my echo communication skills. -How can surfacers even compete?

>>50902068
What's up Ted

>>50899496
>mcmansion
what is with this derogatory American™ word? It's supposed to be a bad thing to live in a nice big house? is this like leftist commie talk?

>>50899474
>deep innawoods
>decent size cabin
>a loft for sleeping
>a terrace or backyard with a barbecue, benches/chairs
>off-grid: well for water, solar + batteries for electricity, composting toilet
>heating by wood-burning stove which doubles as cooker
>shed for tinkering and wood/metalworking (like OP)
>lush garden with meandering paths and permaculture-style plantations
>chickens and maybe a goat
>pond or small lake nearby for fishing
>one room is a library with a fireplace and an in-wall, huge aquarium

The aquarium bit might reduce the comf factor so I am not sure I will retain that idea.

Basically I want to reduce my dependence on outside society, also I want to consume less media and online garbage. Walks in nature, fish, forage, read paper books in front of the fire.

This lifestyle is reserved for the 1% today, the rest of us has to become wagie drones who consumes product and get excited for next product. We own nothing, and we are supposed to be happy.

>>50902163
>It's supposed to be a bad thing to live in a nice big house?
McMansions are not nice big houses, they are BAD big houses. Houses that are built as cheaply as possible yet with seemingly lavish exteriors and high floorspace stats, for one single purpose: To scam the buyer out of as much money as possible in comparison to the actual worth of the house.

Whether that house is in fact a mcmansion or not is a different question though.

>>50901776
This, with brutalist architecture. In a food forest.

A building just slightly bigger than human scale, that celebrates engineering achievement. Large concrete pillars and an atrium, and a rooftop garden.

>>50902058
No issue for a house this size, would be more worried about big waves flooding your house

>>50902194
I would also want exactly this, but with a large-ish brutalist block like >>50902384. I just like engineering too much to give up on it completely and return to peasant. I like the idea of a building looking like it's been left there by an alien civilisation, or when they're big enough that you have to wonder how it was achieved (which is what makes them especially cool in forests).

>>50899496
Would want a Casita now which is great if youre single and dont have more than 4 people over at once, but Id definitely want something bigger than 400 sq ft down the line even if it is from Boxabl. Im sure in 3-5 years time theyll have more options. Im also considering in investing in this company.
One thing I am concerned about are the flat roofs. Feel like that can fuck you up in a place that snows and rains a lot.
Id prefer a reasonable prefab home or a cabin over a giant house that sits empty.

I have my eye on something select. Something cachet. Something with some panache. Pic related is 3km from where I live and is the jewel of the region. I've fantasized about owing it, but only briefly

>>50902060
Is that the uni bomber

2 story Spanish design house like pic related with a big back garden with lots of grass, plants etc.

>>50899474
Do-anything-I-want-tier would be a round stone or brick tower in mountain alpine near a lake, minimum 20km+ from any real civilization. Main level (kitchen w/ a small breakfast table), 2nd floor (library / office), 3rd floor (bedroom, bathroom w/ shower), and 4th floor/roof (solarium w/ bath). Two basements, basement1 would be a large dining table, fireplace and living room, basement2 would be storage. I think suitable land, construction, off-grid utilties, furnishing etc would be at least 10 million, and if I lived there I likely wouldn't be working at all any more so I would need to be at around 20-30million in order to make this happen and live off the remainder of my wealth.

More realistically I have been working on a few different draft home plans that would work well for me on any modest acerage. I will probably buy 1-5 acres within the next 2 years or so and start construction. 1500-2000sqft home, built with quality materials, designed for simplicity but not offensively modern (eg. gable roof and longhouse style simple structure, instead of 6000 mcmansion roof planes and angles going everywhere). DIY custom outdoor tile onsen, japanese garden inspired landscaping, space for a good garden and a good greenhouse.

>>50902204
OP's picture is not a mcmansion in any way
it has a simple symmetrical roofline, has a cohesive uniform style, and is totally appropriate for the area

And a small cabin build there of clay and wattle made.

>>50899496
>durrr im stupid so I believe the elon myth about living in a cuckshed

Faggot. Are you going to put a computer in your brain just because your daddy Elon said so too?

>>50902037
you are going to be rebuilding that house a lot
you could say fine i can afford it and it gives me a hobby, but it does become a problem for all your electronics, you will need to have a concrete bunker safe room on your property too

>>50899474
Beautiful

>>50899496
$500,000 in the United States of America

>>50904256
UGLY

>>50902037
>>50902058
To be fair, it's a shitty house for a shitty person living a shitty lifestyle. If you are drunk and high all day this looks like paradise.

>>50902060
the face of "Banned from Living"

>>50902384
not even human

>>50904351
looks like a smaller version of that big fat real estate jew ben mallah's home

If you are white, anything less than picrel is slumming it.

>>50899496
Why is the entire first floor made of glass?

>>50899474
Hangar home. I love me some GA.

>>50899474
Climate controlled shop is more important than any home. I'd live in a VAN if I could have a 5,000 sq ft warehouse / shop

>>50902384
This looks like an imperialist structure on the planet endor

>>50899474
Phil Leotardo's house from the Sopranos. I want a turret.

>>50902060
Post office

>>50902163
They’re soulless, cheaply made and poorly designed. You need like +10 aircons to have a livable temperature.

>>50906172
>That Beechcraft 17

>>50904256
>>50905043
Amerisharts obsession with these awful McMansions is hilarious. Truly, a classless country

>>50906265
>he writes this instead of having the self-awareness to say that buildings in stars wars were probably influenced by brutalism

>>50906265
I think it's more of made by a communist Frank Lloyd Wright.

>>50899474
https://www.phaidon.com/store/architecture/nanotecture-tiny-built-things-9780714870601/ lots of inspirations here. cabins innawoods, treehouses, buildings on top of other buildings, saunas, etc.

>>50899474
I just want a home where I can have my on photography studio

I'm a sucker for the santa fe/old pueblo style luxury homes out in the desert

>>50907213
comfy as fuck. NM has very low property tax

definitely not Inna Woods where Ill be attacked by insects 24/7.
I think Id like to live on an oilrig

>>50899474
Dream house would be as this
>house looks normal per se
>except the walls are made of ballisticrete, ceramic level 4 wall panels, the bricks of the house are comprised of boron carbide bricks, silicon carbide panels behind
>ballistic plate glass windows
>no wood used in the house, fire retardant
>all pipes are metal, no fucking plastic
>reverse osmosis filtration system in house (fuck microplastics)
>solar panels on roof, solar farm way wayyy far away on property (eye sore)
>generator/ solar energy storage
>have a basement below the basement that is a mancave/ bunker/ gun safe haven
>have my SOT and FFL types permits to deal so stockpile my house with fun shit
>have a secret scooby doo tier bookcase that is a door
>inside is a sex dungeon for me and my wife
>(im 24 so future wife)
>its soundproof and has everything i would need for a switch couple who floats between me being a dom and her into femdom
>have a california king bed, metal frame (black or gunmetal silver), light red wine walls, good lighting, soundproofed, speakers, every sort of whip, paddle, flogger you can get, candles, a 55 gal drum of lube, a gerbil cage, condom storage, lizards, a ball kicking machine, chastity cages, rubber firsts that vary in size, a picture/ lifesize carboard cut out of obama, a hilary clinton butt plug, a 1;1 reali life camera patrick bateman used with stand, a chair with no bottom for some casino royale, a titty milker, security cameras, handcuffs, a jar of my pubis, a tv, vhs player, waterproof sheets and idk what else

>>50907213
whats up hank shraeder

>>50902384
whats the appeal of this/ brutlaist shit? why are commies always making that shit

>>50899474
Under 3 million near Castelo Branco, convert it into an apocalyptic cult HQ or so.

>>50908232
The appeal is, that it can look very good. Commies build it, because it was rather cheap.

>>50908273
https://www.portugalrur.pt/en-gb/property/luxury-residential-development-for-senior-citizens/19101474
thats pretty amazing and not too expensive, you can turn it into a proper /k/ompound
that whole realtor got some nice properties and i am assuming they already put in a pretty beefy foreigner tax

>>50905043
>$500,000 in the United States of America
Fucking idiot
>>50905125
Its mostly just that side but yeah its pretty annoying. Ive they become more customizable in the future Id just have a door maybe 2 small windows on each side.
>>50904256
I hope you can afford that home some day, it will mean you have enough money to pay for my eye surgery.

At least four villas around the world. My main home would actually be quite small but with crazy-good views (majestic, even) and lots of nature... but not too far from a quaint town where I am an established pillar of the community.

>>50906336

One small positive thing to come out of the housing crisis back in 2008-2009 was that McMansions went out of style. They still exist but you don't see so many of them being built now

>>50899474
nice but too many windows, that house is half glass

>>50899496
Call someone's dream house a "McMansion" when it's clearly a unique mansion in a Forrester area

>dickhead posts a picture of a literal fabricated home, each one exactly like the one before and after it

Oh the irony

>>50906336
>McMansions
neither of the posts you responded to are even remotely mcmansions, dumbshit. 'house too big, me no like' != mcmansion

>>50899496
not bad, probably ovepriced because elon though
>>50902037
>sea level increases
>floods after 2 yrs
>>50902060
based
>>50907213
looks comfy

Im a lazy motherfucker and cheapass so I guess it's the RV pill for me

>>50904351
>Spanish Colonial Revival
I fucking love this style of architecture. Its perfect for living in a semi-arid climate too. If I had the money too I'd build a villa.

>>50909047
>not bad, probably ovepriced because elon though
Elon used another brand, but for some reason people keep attaching his name to Boxabl since theyre the most known. Boxabl Casitas are only about $50k not factoring in shipping and other costs like setting up a foundation and possibly other permits from whatever city or county you set up in. Still will easily be under $100k

>>50909174
>Boxabl Casitas are only about $50k
thanks anon. Now I remember I've seen a video about this one I believe. Bookmarket for future reference

>>50904681
the walls are probably hollow lol, do not trust outward appearances. if there's a wooden structure you should always knock on a wall and listen. a lot of American houses suffer from weak construction

>>50902060
Uniswapper

>>50909432
kekd

>>50899496
thats a McShithole you have there anon