/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50895092
FIRST

>Weekend comfy edition.
Hmmm. I may have been too early. We are getting raided by jeets now. Might not be very comfy soon.

>just learned what required minimum distributions are
holy fuck screw the 401k
what is with the government needing to fuck us over every single chance it can get

I'm maxing out my roth ira and then investing like normally. I can't imagine saving money in my 401k all my life just to be required to liquidate the whole thing and getting taxed out the ass by rothstein sheklesburg

Thoughts on BBBY? WSB tards might actually pull it off.

SHOP, UBER, SAVA, PTON, AVXL, VERU, DWAC put ladies

>>50895114
401k is 100% a scam. Do it for the minimum matches from your employer then not a penny more. Once you leave your company you can shift it over to like a fidelity 401k and can at least pick better stuff generally. But still pretty worthless.

URANIUM

>>50895155
4 U

>>50895119
oh well if its all over wsb and blowing up then i guess we all better go all in calls eh no way it could backfire

>>50895119
Shares only. Im riding it. Might as well take a chance.
>>50895166
Dont do calls. Gamestop had success because they all shifted to shares.

I have 1000 free dollars. Give me something to throw it at.

>>50895119
Wow I can't believe it went back up. I thought the hype died

>>50895203
It's going to be a pyramid scheme of how many of these meme stocks they can prop up before their whole system collapses

>>50895119
My main focus is gonna be the LUCY ipo but I'll probably get in on that reddit pump as well.

Is CATH better than SOXL ?

>>50895235
soxl is only one industry. cath is an sp500 fund with certain companies removed. not really comparable.

>>50895235
I really wish there was an ETF for semiconductor production. Let me hold the production and not just the consumption

>>50895172
gme literally blew up due to a gamma ramp from everyone buying calls and market makers being forced to buy shares to maintain delta nuetrality fucking idiot

>>50895289
I meant it as because it dropped and took so long for while that if you had calls it would have gone bust waiting for it to pop off. with shares time isnt fighting you.

what movie is on tonight?

>>50895114
so you have to withdraw cash by 70? can you just sell some stuff before hand and withdraw just cash so you're not forced to sell?

>>50895410
porno movie

>>50895426
Nope there is an entire charge that starts at 72 and requires you to slowly sell a percentage of your total value. Starting at 5% and then increasing all the way to 50%

So lets say you've saved your whole life and have $4,000,000 by the time you're 72. You're gonna have to sell $200,000 and lose over half of it to taxes. And this continues until you die to the point that they will demand you sell 50% of it and tax you like a millionaire.

If at any point you don't liquidate your assets a certain year, like if the stock market crashes and you'd rather not take a huge loss, they end up giving you a fine that is equal to 50% of the mount you didn't sell. It's a huge (((((scam)))))

>>50895119
Is that another stock that was over 100% shorted? I try not to pay attention to these because for every one that works, you get 10 pnds. But if another GME, I would buy 100 just to ride up and get out for an easy gain.

>>50895467
It gets better too when you die. Your kids are required to take it out at a certain distribution amount fixed over an expected lifespan. Your kids are at the highest level of tax theyll pay and they are forced to take a check each month.

>>50895450
>it's another gay german porn smg movie night

Pick your poisons and place your bets.

>>50895092
>What's the word, /smg/?

So the market seems to think that the Fed will ease policy.
They are basing this on the recent past of QE, with both previous bumps on this 13 year bull market being solved by QE, however there has never been inflation like this since the 1970s, it's fundamentally a different situation.

Unless the economy is killed by tightening inflation will remain

>>50895579
if walmart target home depot and lowes are huge misses, we finna get heemed. if they come close we continue the rally

Also, short term the market is enormously overbought, it has to at least cool down, even if it moves up further.

One potential catalyst next week is Walmart earnings, Walmart have been sacking a lot of their high earning management staff and apparently sitting on large amounts of unsold inventory.
They might be a sign of demand destruction, if that is really happening.

>>50895579
Looks like everything will pump next week

>>50895579
Is it even possible for Walmart or target to miss?

I need a .7% pullback on Monday or I’ll lose the farm

Is anyone else in their late 20s and not able to drink anymore? I can only have about three beers before feeling gross and imagining the hangover I’ll have. I used to drink all weekend a few years ago. I only have two or three beers now.

>>50895235
SOXL < CATH <<< SOXXXL

>>50895610

>>50895694
if we go up 1% on sp500 we hit 4323 which is resistence, if we pass it, its over 4 u

>>50895579
weber did well cos its grilling season t. thinker

>>50895709
I only drink socially for the most part.
Maybe a nice dry cider or a nice bourbon for flavour once in a while.
Getting drunk alone is too depressing.

Should I be loading up on TesIa puts

>>50895692
Hmmmmm
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/walmart-earnings-can-groceries-back-to-school-sales-help-avert-another-profit-warning-11660326037

>>50895180
EMBK. Software for self driving trucks.

>>50895694
I hope we pump again. Every % we go up is one % closer to my goal..

>>50895798
>Every % we go up is one % closer
but then isn't your goal going to be 1% further away after that? You can always have just a little bit more...

CEO of SOXL is here

>>50895626
>>50895692
Walmart already lowered guidance. Not sure if its for this report or Q3.

>>50895815
No. My goal is for >>50895694 to lose the farm hehehe. Jk, I hope we pullback 0.7 for him, and then pump hard. You're right though, I'm totally going to move the goalposts whenever I achieve shit. I'm almost at 1mm NW and I know that when I get there I'll immediately pivot to wanting 2mm and a nice house. Then I'll pivot to wanting 5mm and a little bugmasher. It's never going to end is it.

how much more can we pump, we're pretty much at the top of the channel at this point

>>50895527
Meanwhile both a roth ira AND a brokerage account is not taxed after death. Your children can inherit just fine.

I've been very bullish on HYLN lately. People that think the EV space only has room for tesla are really ignorant. Do your own research and you will see HYLN at 4 dollars is an insane deal.

>>50895905
shit & piss 5000 EOY

>>50895917
Would be unreal.

>>50895913
Kek baggie

>>50895930
I started buying at 3 dollars, I'm up. Anything below 10 is an absolute steal. Cope more and spend your whole paycheck on one tesla stock while smart money makes moves.

>>50895579
I think about shorting bitfarms but I'm not following crypto lately apart from btc and eth. Walmart will do okay but I'm worried about all these chink stocks this week. I hope they'll play along and will not ruin my fun. I also may exit my siga position by eow if sentiment here changes dramatically

>>50895579
So only walmart,supervielle and target should matter this week?

>>50895958
Sure thing, baggie

>>50895579
Fuck I forgot John deere. I'll be watching that closely and if it's trending on reddit or stocktwits ill reconsider

>>50895114

Mein neger, just roll it over into a rollover IRA. You'll still have the RMD but it beats paying an extra fee on an account you cannot actively control

>>50895965
Home depot too. And maybe cisco and applied materials. For tech and chips. But its mainly retail week. Walmart, target, deere and home depot. How are inventories looking, forward income, demand destruction etc.

>>50896003

Buy on hype, sell on news.

>>50896003
Those too i agree,altho retail carried this rally hard.

>>50895991
John Deere earnings might actually be the most important ones this week

>>50895991
>>50896036
DE will be critical. Tightness in the used car market means we'll see a lot of buyers switch over to tractors.

>>50895150
The biggest, most important part of the scam is that the voting power associated with these shares you fund, this voting power is not yours. The middle class is completely cucked this way

>>50896067
Yep.

>>50896047
Kek.
Truly though, if John Deere sales are lagging it could be evidence of farmer's tightening budgets. If farmer's ain't buying equipment you better bet bad times are coming.
t. Ag Economics degree.

>>50896001
Am I allowed to have my own rollover IRA instead of my stupid employee one?

This is my first time into stocks, how bad are taxes?

>>50895709
Can't relate. Only ever gotten blackout drunkj once in my life and never had a hangover so no mental block stopping me from drinking

>>50896106
I almost wonder if there are (USDA? Fed?) statistics on farmer credit use. Hell, maybe earnings reports of specific banks that do a lot of ag business. Could give some insight into the collective fucked-ness of supply chains, inflation, fertilizer, equipment, etc.

>>50896036
I agree, I'm getting a feeling that deere will move significantly in either direction.

Also an idea I had looking again at that pic. Estee Lauder will pump. With covid restrictions pretty much gone, females are going out again so they will have to buy makeup. Also since the pox infects them they'll have to use a fuckton of products to cover up until a treatment is found. Also a wagie from my last job at a retail warehouse mentioned that they have moved a lot of makeup related products. I may play it but my main focus will be on the deer

>>50896133
Depends. What country/state? You planning to buy and sell within a year? You using retirement accounts or a plain taxable brokerage one?

>>50896035
AND EVEN??
LBJs attack on eggs really did a number, no one eats them anymore.

>>50896133
Stop talking like a faggot and maybe someone will tell you

I want to buy one of these and carry scoopsies around in it

>>50895709
I became an alcoholic in my late 20s. Barely drank before

>>50896175
Did you seriously bother reading that?

>>50896115
To traditional IRA or roth IRA? 401k to roth ira you class it all as income and pay tax on it. 401k to traditional ira its no tax change. A traditional ira is just a 401k but not part of your employer 401k plan. So yes you can roll over your 401k to a traditional roth tax free.

>>50896210
Roth IRA only. My employer doesn't have any matching benefit for my roth ira, and has some really shitty choices so I'd rather just have my own Roth ira I pick what the investments are

Anyone else here long on BJ? Someone shilled it here months ago and it's turned out to be an ok hold for me. Could they become the next COST? The name obviously has meme potential.

>>50896198
Get some viagra and you won't need that.

>>50895709
32 and if I drink it's like 8 beers minimum so I'm trying to stop.

>>50896235
Kek left my fake trip on.

>>50896235
>8 beers
Daily or weekly?

>>50896225
Roth ira is always possible along a 401k/trad roth plan. 401k and trad roth are pre tax money, roth ira is post tax. So as long as you have income and below the income limits you can add the 6k i think in the roth ira. Or you can roll over your entire 401k to a roth ira but pay a tax on it since you didnt when the money got taken out of your pay check. Then you are good to go.

>>50896227
Twink enjoyer here. The name DEFINITELY has meme potential. Idk about their financials though and do t know what kind of shilling that person did

>>50896155
Unfortunately, because a lot of farmer's use a lot of different programs depending on everything from farm size to location, there's not a single statistic you can look at for that kind of stuff. (Not like the FCA or USDA really releases that type of info anyways) The closest you can get to that is knock on doors and ask farmer's themselves.

However things like farm equipment sales can give you an idea of what's up if you don't have farmer's you can talk to.

BTW, farmer's I've talked to are more heavily relying on credit this season. But I work with a niche community so who knows what the macro looks like.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i just needed to get that off my chest

I have a bad feeling about NVDA earnings in a week or so

>>50896345
They already lowered too. Just like walmart.

3x as many short covers as long sales apparently.

I bounce between entry level wage jobs and save up just enough to blow some on 0dtes. Am I going to be a millionaire soon?

>>50896345
Everyone's already expecting shit earnings & guidance, due to Micron spilling the beans.
I think in the midterm though, people are going to start bidding up bitcoin again. Inflation isn't going away any time soon.
Miners who sold their cards are going to want them back by the end of the year.

I was told there was going to be a crash.

>>50896373
well I mean SPY was down close to 24% at one point from its high. thats about as good as its going to get without a 2008 style collapse

>>50896373
Were you too busy boboposting that you forgot to buy?

How much do you americhads save on average each month? I'm a europoor and can save about $3500 per month and every time I look at US salaries I want to neck myself. Feels impossible to escape wageslaving here, but that is by design I suppose.

>>50896373
Bear markets last an average of 1.5-2 years. Covid was an exception in terms of speed.

>>50896263
The anon mentioned that he is from the North East and they were opening stores everywhere around him and they were packed with people like costco. I never heard of them but saw they are still small but rapidly expanding locations. It would be great to find a baby costco since that stock has outperformed SPY for 25 years straight.

>futures

>>50896373
>>50896412
Nah I'm a permabull. However, a europoor. Problem is that during every crash the dollar pumps about as much as the crash goes down, so on average there is not a great incentive to buy . Especially large caps.

>>50896331
Well... did you at least learn something from your experience?

>>50896365
Treat the market like a casino and you'll get casino results. Ever hear of someone becoming a millionaire from slot machines?

>>50895626
Kek they’ll miss and proceed to go up 10%

>>50896414
>I look at US salaries I want to neck myself
That's just a function of the amount of free money floating around over there. Every countries invests into the US in order to accumulate returns denominated in USD. This causes an excess of capital that needs somewhere to go. In demand workers can therefore command higher salaries.

>>50896414
I think that's pretty good by Europoor standards (unless you're Swiss or Norwegian?), but you're right that the deck's stacked against wagies there and is why getting a US visa/job can be a pro gamer move.

FWIW I escaped the wage cage in about 10 years saving roughly that much, so just be patient if you can't land one of those insane tech salaries you see on levels.fyi.

>>50896414
I live with my parents since I'm saving for my first house and they don't want me to waste money renting. I save close to 80% of my 67k salary per year.

>>50896401
yeah but on the other hand this is just a bear market rally and midterms are coming up lol

>>50896499
Yeah you're right. I'm from Sweden which is a third world country atm. 10 years just feels like such a long time. I'm a software engineer so that is why I feel giga cucked compared to my American counterparts. Very much considering getting into a FAGMAN and trying to transfer to the US on an L1 visa. It is clearly worth it and then going back to retire once the money has been made. The taxation here drives me nuts.

>>50896509
wise move my friend, I envy you quite a bit. I make more money than you here in swecuckland but you take home significantly more I am willing to bet. Keep investing and you'll be set forever.

my mom just called to tell me to buy bbby

hmm

>>50896509
You are awesome and your parents are awesome.

>>50896599
Did she mean... BBBY the stock? Or you should go to BBBY and get some stuff so your apartment doesn't look so autistically bland?

>>50896599
Grandma, coworkers, and blacks: God's short signals.

>>50896599
No topping tail on the daily. Might still run monday

Shitcoin threads are back on biz, barely anyone is bearposting. I'm shorting.

>>50896433
god damn that's a good tire

>>50896621
my apartment has hentai on the walls.
maybe autistic, but not bland.

also LMAOing at ur life if u go to bed bath and beyond to buy anything for ur home

>>50896633
people started talking about crypto in a discord im in
some negroid no one likes started talking about shib at the literal peak last year and i shorted that day and never stopped
its definitely time for lines to go down

>>50896629
maybe. I feel like lightning doesnt strike twice and GME caught wall street with its pants down

im buyin 100

>>50896414
thats a good amount. just do be super shitty investing it and you can make it.

how can one woman be a stepsis and a milf? i'm beginning to think the porn biz doesn't take continuity seriously

>>50896627
that doesnt really work anymore. All 3 were in since 2020 when everyone got stimmy money.
>>50896565
Oof dude if you can do software you need to get out asap. If it was literally any other industry id say you can stay there but right now tech of any kind can command massive salaries and comp. Other jobs are pretty good too but for tech you need to get to america. If you can do any kind of software stuff you can like a starting salary of 150k plus 50k of stock ontop. Start sending out resumes and see if they will sponsor you. I kinda doubt it right now since so many are laying off people and doing hiring freezes but often other roles are on a different timeline.

Open the market.

>>50896739
>that doesnt really work anymore. All 3 were in since 2020 when everyone got stimmy money.
Guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. But anything new I've seen those crowds hype (tickers, coins, asset classes, etc) turns south within a month. Usually a week.

Real talk am I too late for BBBY? Going to WSB it feels like BBBY is going to be the next GME when GME was $7 pre-split. GME hit ATH after the MOOAS. If BBBY even gets remotely close to ATH then I will be able to retire instantly.

Right now I have my life savings of 1.2 million in boomer index funds: ITOT, IEMG, IEFA. Do I just sell everything and go 100% BBBY? I feel like with all the spam on reddit that it's at least going to 200% from here. If I set a hard sell cap at 200% then I just sell everything move back to boomer ETFs and retire. 1.2 million isn't enough to retire but if I get above 3 million then I should be set.

Am I crazy or do I just go with it and 100% into BBBY? Feels like a big risk but might be worth it and I don't see BBBY going down with all the spam about it on reddit.

>>50896768
>OPEN THE MARKETS I'M READY TO GO

>>50896826
Not my problem

I wish the fucking market was open on weekends. I'm so bored every weekend.

I keep investing in XELA. Nobody replies to my posts, nobody listens to me, but this time next year, it will be between $30-70 a share and some anon will look back through the archive and see my posts and you'll WISH you had paid attention.
You'll see.

>>50896845
Don't you have friends or family?
Or just pop some sleepy pills if you wanna skip weekends

>>50896826
If you do go for it, definitely keep us posted.

>>50896826
Dude you really need to tamper your expectations. Look at the volume yesterday and then look at previous days where the volume was that much and the difference in price action. It's getting really close to peak buy.

>>50896845
>get blackout drunk friday night
>cop a three day ban
>pass out again saturday night
fresh, fit, and firing for monday morning

>>50896826
>Going to WSB it feels like BBBY
They are full on mania and schizo posting. Im seeing $30 by end of next week imo. If you really want in just take half of your boring stuff and go for it. Worst case you bag hold it awhile while your other stuff keeps going. Just for me I dont see retirement as a real goal anymore for millennials. Its not going to be an option for most.

>>50896871
Looks like they're already bankrupt. Why do you think they'll survive?

>>50896930
>Just for me I dont see retirement as a real goal anymore for millennials. Its not going to be an option for most.
When the boomers are gone we will become the boomers and kick the can down to Zoomers, no worries

Why have we still not seen a space company like google did to the internet that this hypothetical space company would do to space travel? I personally think AI and computer technology has reached a plateau in practical application for many years and we will likely see internet decay before an impressive leap in computer technology through a tech company. Will we ever see a space travel company in our lifetimes like google did to grepping the public internet or amazon to ecommerce or is NASA a great filter? And no dont respond with space X their finished products aren't anywhere near as polished or some meme company for cheap and short flights.

>>50896961
cheap* as in quality not price

>>50896957
Boomers will never be gone. They dont seem to die lol. But they arent even retiring. A lot of them had to go back to work after 08. Still working.

>>50896961
The big leap in commercial space memes will be when we can escape the gravity well without needing LOX or other chemical propellant. It is just hard stuff like Mass Drivers and seems prohibitively expensive in both capital and time to do.
That is why SpaceX just went for polishing old school memes.
>reusable rockets
LITERALLY existed in the 70s.

>>50896961
>And no dont respond with space X their finished products aren't anywhere near as polished or some meme company for cheap and short flights.
The answer is literally SpaceX. Be a contrarian or seethe at Musk all you want but the hard reality is 1) they've sucked up all the talent in the space (kek) and 2) space travel is about an order of magnitude tougher than air travel. Remember how long it took from the Wright Flyer to modern commercial aviation before bitching about "things not being polished enough".

>>50896986
they can't just... not die, no matter how influential the Beatles were

>>50896999
>Be a contrarian or seethe at Musk all you want but the hard reality is 1) they've sucked up all the talent in the space
The churn at SpaceX means that the talent is going elsewhere.

>>50896961
Sorry to burst your bubble but space travel will never happen. Distance needed to travel too large, speed of crafts too low and too energy intensive

>im really tired hon but i dont want to sleep all day
>dont worry, just take a nap, i'll wake you up in an hour
>NOT
any other marriedanons know this feel?

>>50897023
No, it means it's churned through, replaced by a new crop of high energy, bright eyed youngins. Those people leave the industry entirely or do a Relativity, they don't hop over to Astra types.

>>50896961
There are some "small" space companies. Fathands skilled SIDU a few weeks ago and they look legit. The female ceo is a great filter because most Virginia won't bother reading her bio once they see she's a blond milf(imo). Also there are many private companies so investing in those can be difficult. Also space is a fucking broad industry and so far its mostly a billionaire hobby apart from government-run ones. Spacex would sadly be the winning bet because musk can swindle both the public and the government. If not its probably going to be some sort of consolidation of small companies but not a SPAC

>>50897000
Lol. Well they arent retiring anyway. The concept of pensions and good purchasing power of your savings is gone. Most people going forward will be working until their 70-80s and not by choice.
>>50896961
>space X their finished products aren't anywhere near as polished
Are you serious? Theyre the first private company that has successfully launched nasa people safely to the ISS and returned. ULA is trash run by DoD grift idiots.
>>50897023
>The churn at SpaceX means that the talent is going elsewhere.
Are you sure there is churn? My udnerstnading was Blue Origin has massive churn because Bezos sucks to work for. Spacex seemed to be pretty consistent. Plus there really isnt anywhere to go. ULA? Nasa SLS? Theyre the only ones active.

>>50897043
>married

>>50897043
>depending on a woman when you could just set an alarm

technology wins again

>>50896961
It's early and expensive maybe 10 20 years

>futures...

>>50896227
BJ’s is kind of regional so I doubt it will ever be as big as Costco. A lot of companies get discounted BJs memberships for their employees. I worked at a place once that was offering it and one woman said she wasn’t getting one because her husband doesn’t like BJ’s. I thought that was pretty funny.

>>50897209
It's Saturday....

>>50897209

>>50897259
>>50897263
You guys didn't get the joke...

>>50897093
>Are you sure there is churn? My udnerstnading was Blue Origin has massive churn because Bezos sucks to work for.
They both do. The churn rate is something like 18 months at Blue Origin and 2 years at SpaceX. Partly this is because these companies tend to have rigid vertical structures which makes advancement slow relative to the grind you are pushed through. Where do those employees go? At the now hundreds or so startups in space.
All of them are still going to be spinning their wheels recreating the exact same projects of NASA from 1950s - 1990s because aerospace engineering is the most overly engineered field that probably exists. And eventually, if you are using LOX, you are just going to be recreating the space Shuttle for human astronauts or eking out efficiency gains from a design that is in lineage with the Saturn V (such as the Falcon 9). As long as you are using LOX, you are putting 1 pound of payload for every 8-9 pounds of fuel.
The real game changer would be mass drivers, space catapults, space elevators (not literal elevators), or the like. But again, that is hard, and we are in the peak of another space enthusiasm cycle. And the private sector isn't going to do it much better. Blue Origin and SpaceX are money pits for venture capital so at least its not _directly_ coming from taxpayer funds.

>>50895662
heard that target has like $1.5 billion in unsold merchandise sitting in their warehouses

>>50896331
I know it's been bad friend. But it's going to be a lot worse.

Climate change is real. It has been hot as shit for the past two months. Not the normal kind of heat. WEF stated climate change will be the biggest risk in the next 10 years. What are some good climate stock plays?

>>50897286
Not my problem

I just shit my pants on a jog with my mom
Literally never shat myself in my adult life and I did it in front of my mother
I dont think its bullish or bearish for the market Im just shocked that it happened at all

>>50897286
Water.

>>50897294
You should read Freud's

>>50897273
Interesting stuff anon thanks. I think part of the issue of space is that there is very little demand outside governments. I was reading some satellite news and a lot of the ceos basically said once you do a couple launches you are basically done. There isnt enough constant demand for launches for it yet. Spacex will likely sit around with unused rockets if they cant get more government contracts here pretty soon. And its not like the other companies scooped it all up. Just not enough demand yet. Will be fun to watch how it all unfolds in the future.

>>50897286
Big Media

>>50897286
Tesla IMO. Only real company fighting climate change.

>>50897321
The literal scam artist?

>>50897286
It's a hot summer. Hot summers happen sometimes. You should watch Tony Heller on youtube. He will explain the issues with historical climate stats and why the climate alarmist lobby have a habit of changing and/or misrepresenting the data to push their agenda. Agenda being to create a separate energy industry and make lots of money.

>>50897286
Just because it's Saturday does not make it okay anon.

>>50897336
I thought the same,caught me suprised how his daddy issues work was so spot on though,considering how degen zoomer grills are

>>50897294
I once ate 3 lbs of bacon and drank 10 beers after playing 2 evening soccer matches in a row and not eating all day.

I figured id take a piss on my walk home and dropped about 2 lbs of greasy shit into my drawers when I decided it was a good idea to fart.

I was 25 and in STEM grad school.... but luckily my mom wasnt there. You win.

>>50897305
Thoughts on CWCO? I know, Cayman Islands, but it sounds like they do desal for that region so it kina makes sense.

A work mate rec'd robinhood, is this an okay one?

>>50897341
Its actually not a hot summer in the midwest at all.

The propaganda is just through the fucking roof.

>>50897376
go with fidelity or ameritrade
You wont look back

>>50897376
The only benefit of RH is easy access to options. Otherwise stick to Fidelity if at all possible.

Hmm Hershey is saying during the end of year holidays (halloween, christmas etc) a chocolate shortage is gonna happen..

Thoughts on NextEra Energy for a climate change play??

>>50896961
Space travel is a meme. The overwhelming majority of people have absolutely no interest in being blasted into space. Only a handful of rich people would actually pay for that.

>>50897434
Space is free of minorities....

I want to go to space pls

>>50897450
DEY HEE

>>50897328
>advocating for a stagnant climate from your coal powered car

>>50897417
I got your chocolate right here. *poops on you*

>>50897376
I second fidelity. One of the few that didnt crash and burn in meme fever in the covid pumps.
>>50897431
Pretty good. Enphase is another good one but thats really over valued good chance it drops hard soon.

>>50897359
Well i think it had more to do with the kinda funky fajitas i had just before we left
Luckily my ma found an undershirt in my car and i put my legs through the neckhole and wore it home

>>50895092
So SIGA hit the top, airlines are mooning.
What's next on the agenda?

>>50897564

>>50897417
NIBbas...wagmi.

>>50897417
Good, fuck them kids

>>50897361
What was the get home strategy? Just walk with all that shit in your pants?

>>50897564
is that a line of hair going to her bellybutton? Do women actually get that?

Also, please lord let RYCEY be next holy shit this turn around is taking forever.

>>50897498
Coal usage has dropped considerably it's only 11% of US consumption now.
Most studies put EVs at 60% fewer emissions total lifecycle accounting for fossil fuels as the source & REE mining.
I don't even buy into the alarmism hype but why do you never learn? It's been many years now that's not a valid argument.

>>50897605
I knew you didn't kill yourself, Jeffrey!

>>50897619
>Do women actually get that?
It's a sign of fertility. Is RyCey going up or down?

>>50897294
Yeah I shit my pants a little for the first time walking into work a few weeks back. Tried to fart and it came out wet. Cleaned myself up as best I could in the work restroom then went home and changed, just claimed an hour of sick leave.

>>50897655
Wait so the amerishart thing wasn't a meme?

>>50897286
Sometimes I wonder what if everything the WEF is doing and predicting is true and we all are just conspiracy theorists. This obviously isn't true but what if?

>>50897646
It isn't going anywhere. They almost never make announcements. The short term news in the works we are waiting for are
1. the Divestment of ITP Aero to pay down some debt
2. Government approval of their small nuclear reactors

And lord knows when either of those things will happen. They had a chance this last earnings to show that the business is improving with the increase in wide body flights and they fucked it up. I am out if the bongs don't approve their nukes by the middle of next year.

>>50897669
Shitting your pants is a power move. It lets people know you can't be controlled and will do what you want.

>>50897672
They predicted infectious disease will be the top risks in the next two years back in 2021. Now look where we are right now. Monkey poop, polio what else is next???

My jackpost ticker, after never being mentioned, was shilled on CNBC going into earnings. Is this bullish or bearish?

>>50897693
born 2 shit
forced 2 wipe

sold my SIGA friday. You nerds still holdin?

>>50897737
>that graph
fuck bros... we got too cocky

>>50897737
I'm considering selling my shares Monday. Up 120% and might be looking for the next thing. If I do I'll probably regret it but it locks in profits

good evening, playaz... I will be attending the film screening tonight.

RE: shorthaired Angelina Jolie from last week. I fucked her

Are there public formulas for determining how much debt a company can have before it becomes junk, or is that determination arbitrarily made by the ratings agency?

>>50897623
Now this, is cope racing

>>50897043
How light do you sleep that a woman can rouse you?
Does she dab your dick tip after peeing too?

>>50897286
Average yearly temp hasn't changed for more than 5 years

cuppa tea /smg/?

>>50897328
>Tesla IMO. Only real company fighting climate change.
EVs don't fight climate change. Solar and wind just outsource pollution.

>>50897693

Step right up, frens! Get your snacks before movie night!

>>50897564
holy shit that's disgusting i can't believe i'm turned on by this trash

>>50897737
Until monkey poop starts going down on average in the world. I'm not selling.

>>50896433
It's like that 80 year old that got stabbed by a fish in florida after it jumped out of the ocean.

Fuck. That's just real unfair and very unfortunate.

>>50897847
How do you even measure average worldwide temperature?

>>50897847
Their is mainstream evidence they can alter weather. This extreme heat MAY not be from mother nature. Will never know, but I will take what WEF has to say seriously. They have more power than elected officials and no one elected them.

so i was skimming some eadlines last night right. parently the chinks are in the shitta. ousing market is collapsin, people refusin te pay their mortgages. also near confirmed tha some of the biggest chingchong players are pullin out the sp500 round 350 billy usd. mark my word son this gonna be the end right here its faaaaakin ova

Reddit has GME and BBBY, what does SMG have?

>>50898048
AQB

>>50896331
status update:
i fell asleep at my desk for about one and a half hours.

>>50897960

With a thermometer ya dingus

>>50898048
SOXL and SIGA

>>50898066

>>50898048

>>50897894
>no beyond meat offerings
>no frosties
>no ethnic foods

Assessed IPO value of your store is $0

its not lookin good lads, war in europe ruskies cutting off the power krauts freezing te death, chingchongs being delisted, winnie the pooh is faaarkin fuming mate, bugman capital pouring out the market just farkin gushing. proppa farkin mess right china yank market decouplin. ate te say but mr bobbo is ear to collect lads

>>50898123
Isn't Biden supposed to meet with Xi? I'm curious what they're going to discuss considering big tits Nancy humiliated china with her visit to Taiwan.

>mcchicken $2.29 USD
bout mfucken had it lads

>>50898145
What would happen if biden gets jfkd?

>>50898085
I'm still mad I bought CWST instead of garbage don. Sure, I'm up 9% but the jokes and comradare are priceless.

>>50898157
:(

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62537495

uranium bros....

>>50898184
when they changed to those fucking baked apple pies it was over

>>50898157
For ten dollars I ate turkey burgers with lettuce and ranch on hamburger buns all day yesterday instead of getting McDonald's. It was a crisis decision. But I imagine you could do the same with chicken patties

>>50898145
pooh bear is desperate, they cant afford to have their national mega corps delisted, this brings the whole stack of cards down for them, but they refuse to comply with the american audit rules, yanks not going to back down or maybe we'll see. they have 5 large problems; Taiwan, Property Crisis, Market Crisis, Supply Chain Crisis and Coof Crisis. China is in the shitta, thats why that bugman was in here yesterday shilling his bags.

>>50898167
Would never happen. If china killed Biden there would be a bipartisan agreement to glass china.

>>50898197
McCafe as a whole has been cancer. Remember when shakes came in the regular drink cups?

I miss these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe

>>50898215
They could blame NK or taiwan or whatever.

>>50898217
They still do though?

>>50898232
Goddamnit why did you have to remind me... I grew up poor, these were a treat. You hit me on a deep psychological level.

>>50898261
They use the McCafe clear cups that are one size smaller at most places I have been. A large McCafe drink is a medium soda.

>>50898287
Though, to be fair, back in the day large sodas weren't so massive.

>>50898287
hmmm, never seen that up here.

>>50896889
This is exactly why the usual ban is 3 days.

>>50898241
North Korea is a dog shit paper tiger, even on their best day they couldn't orchestrate something like the murder of a US president. The only way Biden would get killed is if the US allowed it.

capitalism is a ponzi ulimited money at fed always bail out hedgies and to big to fail no gold backed currency its all so tiresome also there is no god he allows this shit to occur

>>50898340
Why dont you try economics 101,Before typing this shit

>>50898340
>what is freewill and consensus

>>50898361
fuck off kike hedgie nigger glow nigger IRS nigger faggot nigger

when is kino nacht

>>50898381
2 more hours

>>50898340
so why don't you profit from it?

>>50898386
shit 1 more hour actually
>>50898381

>>50895709
I quit drinking because I gained like 20 pounds in 2 months while drinking a dozen or more drinks a week

>>50898387
its not about the money its about sending a message imo every single person on earth should strike for 2 weeks and rape globohomo up the ass straight destory the world econ

>>50898408
>a week

>>50898418
problem is every1 is always divided by media jews and politician jews to be united as one people against the .01% that controls the corporate oligarchy all the big companies have a monopoly on talent and the niggers they hire as slaves

>>50898418
tinny is that you?

>>50898408
I drink three times that and I'm doing "well." Must be beers and sugary drinks you're making

>>50898450
It's not beer, that fag is drinking pina coladas

>>50898450
It's all genetics I guess. I was doing a 3-5 per diem habit over the last two years and didn't gain a pound.

>>50898059
i feel like shit ever since i woke up at my desk earlier

>>50898471
>It's all genetics I guess.
During my life I lived through periods where I was willing to contemplate the possibility that I indeed was able to gain weight just by smelling food.

MARA make me money again

I went to SHAK for dinner. The food was pretty good, and I recommend it. However the whole place was overrun with zoomers... and I left even more racist against zoomers than before. If zoomers are ruining something... might be time to go short

>>50898430
>.01% that controls the corporate oligarchy
you mean the millions of shareholders including /biz/?

>>50898540
As much as I love FPH threads on /fit/ I do believe that some people's heritage makes their bodies just try to store as much fat as possible no matter what their food intake is. Just look at Latinas, as soon as they breach 25 or so they stack that shit on like they're subconsciously expecting to birth 10 children during an agricultural collapse.
On the other hand you see plenty of English musicians that do tons of drugs and drink every day for a decade but never get fat and don't die young.

>>50898450
a standard drink has almost 200 calories from the ethanol alone
if you add 3-400*12 or more empty calories to any diet you're gonna become american real fast

>>50898541
Just be careful of that company diluting on you! They really pissed me off when I played them last with MULTIPLE dilutions during bitcoins first run past $20K...

>>50898644
Just exercise bro, just like lift some weights and put them back down.
Every person should have weights at home to exercise with, this is financial advice.

Can you fags hurry up and post 30 more times so there's a new thread. There's something very important I need to discuss.

>>50898630
You see this is the problem, capitalism somehow manages to be more democratic than the actual government.

>>50898644
Yeah don't start the math or chemistry with the ethanol drinkers

>>50898663
I do lift, and drinking 5 to 6 pounds of calories plus a bulking diet turned me chubby real fast
now I don't touch alcohol except on rare social occasions

>>50898667
>capitalism somehow manages to be more democratic than the actual government.
Not a monopoly on violence, not a democracy

>>50896373
This rally is also weird because commodities are up.

>>50895092
Is there a correlation between the performance of alcohol, tobacco, and poor people fashion stocks like NIKE and new social benefit programs?

DWAC BROS

>>50896546
but look at this midterm average stock market chart

we are close to the midterm bottom

>>50898699
woops

>>50898690
social programs makes it viable to be poor and not die
why work when you can leech

>>50898662
They shouldn't be diluting any more. It seems in the future they will sell 50% of what they mine. They said it's more profitable when they backtested their data. They're finally powering their shit, so I can stop being depressed.

>>50898644
Dry white wine doesn't seem to put any white on me at all. The wine does make me retain water though. That's usually alcohol in general. But if I drink and forget to eat, my belt is always tighter. It's not good, it's unhealthy as shit, but I don't actually gain weight. Anyway it's good to *eat something* because then you're not hungover until market close

>>50898686
>Not a monopoly on violence, not a democracy
Almost any system can be democratic. States are almost never democratic, in large part because their main purpose is acting like a nigger and using violence against its own 'members'.

>>50898713
Yeah that's my point, when poors are given money they buy booze, cigarettes, and thousand dollar shoes to show off.

>>50898666
Be gone Satan.

>>50898722
ethanol has a lot of calories by itself, only like 30 to 40% of a beer's calories are the sugar

>>50898710
October bros... Our time is coming

SIGA sissies. Lol

28 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Lost Highway (1997)!

I trade Options. The most I've "won" was $4,800 and the most I've "lost" was $2,400 that would've been $27,000 in profit if I had waited 1 more day.

bump for pajeet

>>50898735
A state is like a dominant gang and taxes are protection money.

GME to the MOON
DIAMOND HANDS

>>50898340
>its all so tiresome also there is no god he allows this shit to occur
The real redpill is that there is and he enjoys it, see the old testament.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_violence#Biblical_narrative
Ctrl+F "God" starting from "Book of Genesis"

>>50898745
just think about this. September is the worst month for the stock market historically. Shemita ends in September. On August 26-28 the Fed gets together in Jackson Hole to discuss policy. We get another rate increase and guidance on where rates are going on September 22nd. and the "midterms bottom" is in the middle of September. The VIX is at 19, and people have been calling this rally low volume and at the end of its legs..... It could be adding up to something soon

>>50897623
>coal is only 11%
Not even remotely true

if i keep buying I series bonds and CD's i should have around 300k in 5 years, then im paying cash for a rural home, i own one in the city now and theres literally niggers everywhere

>>50898777
checked

>>50898770
mfw the big man is just playing a big game of lemmings. Fun game by the way.

>>50898764
Gangs and governments have different violence profiles though. Governments disproportionately kill their own civilians rather than other governments civilians or armies, whereas gangs principally direct violence toward other gangs and make little effort to commit violence against those paying them.

I tried options with 720 dollars.
>it bled to 0 after 4 months
I got one good trade but I just couldn’t time the market and refused to play with the memes.
>never playing options again
>I’m into warrants now

>>50898807
>>50898807
>>50898807
>>50898807

>>50898676
>drinking WHILE bulking
Drinking counts as bulking already unless you're a literal Sumo brah, you can't have your cake and shoot Jack too.

>>50898756
I have not tried options but it looks like the only consistent ones are the low return strategies like selling covered calls to lower your cost average

>>50898630
those shares are not DRS'sed balckrock and vanguard control them not to mention 401ks are locked and really cannot be moved tax implications 401k ponzi keeps going

>>50896106
apparently John Deer is dumping a shitload of money into autonomous self driving tractors and electric tractors. so i'm gonna guess and say they're down bad. this green shit always kills profit margins for companies like this

>>50896365
anon... how? did you fuck around with options?

>>50896414
I make about 30k a year and save about 200 a month and invest another 200 a month. it ain't much but i make due.

>>50898641
Absolutely this.

>>50897376
I went from robinhood to TD early last year after the former tried to fuck me out of some AMC gains, but TD cucked for the hedgies as well. As the others here have stated Fidelity is probably your best bet.

>>50897564
The TPOXX company is not at the top. It will make its way up to 40-50 by EOY. Faggots are siccing their politicians on the FDA, and of course they're spreading to kids. If you have some and want to sell you should hang on to a few.

>>50895114
401k is a money trap
>give your wages to the jew for most of your life.
>get to spend the last 10 years of your life living marginally well.
Whereas you can keep your cash and invest it into things that aren't the stock market and live comfy.

>>50897737
I'm not buying that graph, not with all those pakis over there, along with the other Third World niggers and shitskins that rape children and fuck dudes on the down-low.
But there is nothing wrong with taking profits. The anon that plans on selling Monday to lock in a gain of 120% is probably making the right move, and a gain is worthy congratulations for sure. If it was easy to double your money then none of would be here.

>>50897760
Congratulations if you decide to sell. That's a real nice gain, anon.