/biz/ - Business & Finance

Circuit breakers tomorrow

>>50883249
Yep. 100% no market

I'm ready to settle down anon

bros do you have any good backtesting utilities to recommend? Can into programming

RUMBLE IS DOING A SPAC

THE VIDEO PLATFORM THAT DOESNT DEPLATFORM PEOPLE FOR TELLING THE TRUTH

Why is no one talking about this?

Shitcos are healing, bros.

What happened to SIGA posters

https://www.mercurynews.com/2022/08/12/newsom-plan-aims-to-extend-life-of-diablo-canyon-nuclear-plant/

Is this bullish for
URANIUM
U
U
UEC
E
C

>>50883268
C'mon.... that can't be real. I mean I know there is ice on Mercury in creators where the sun's light doesn't reach, but if the ice is going to be blue like that it's reflecting the blue from our nitrogen rich atmosphere which means it is taking on light and should be a little more wet.

Are market cycles getting shorter?
There's a 2 year bull market from 2019 to 2021 excluding 2 months of bear market in between because of the coof and but then we had a bear market since November and that's it?
How can this be enough? It's not even close to the 2001 bear market is it??

why is bbby puumpin? earnings are horrible

>>50883294
>TWTR
Elon's gonna toss that organization's salad when he gets forced to buy.

>>50883235
I wish I was still 25 to live like that. But with my knowledge and education at the moment

>>50883294
Twitter can do whatever they want now. Nobody will buy them anyway. And they already had a bearish correction thanks to elon musk.

>>50883325
Market cycles are getting shorter because information travels faster. This is actually happening.

>>50883341
>3 steel reserve tall boys
>two plastic vodka fifths
>box wine
>blacking out with the sun shining, glasses on, shoes on, headphones in
based

>>50883301
got pulled back into the crab bucket until next catalyst (gaysex in the elementary schools)

>>50883342
ya, all the cool kids are on tiktok and youtube

Anyone else excited for Bavarian Nordic's earnings August 24th? I can only imagine the amount of orders they have.

>>50883341
I unironically live like that,ran out of alcohol though

>>50883327
Shitcos are short squeezing, the whole market is.

Now they can dump shares on baggies with at the market offerings! Bankruptcy is avoided for now!

>>50883354
Is it also possible that the 14 year bull run is a result of companies like etrade granting access to more retail investors? And if so how much of a real impact did they have?

>>50883341
i still live like this but now i have a MommyBangMaid that cleans it up before it gets too bad

>>50883337
>>50883342
This is about the anti-YouTube

>>50883294
CFVI, DWAC part II?

>>50883427
The fuck is an anti-tube? A cylinder?

Anybody going to play this game?

>>50883455
I'm waiting for RE4 Myself

>>50883404
Those retail investors get their money some where. The economy is really deep.

>>50883434
Kliener bottle

>>50883468
I remember playing this game as a kid. I think it's really cool that we may be able to play this game in real life! I can use my experiences in the game and apply it in real life. HOARD THOSE HERBS! They will save you from becoming a brain dead zombie!!

>>50883404
Its more that firms actually stopped being retarded about derivatives and the Fed immediately reacts with congressional support now. In 2009 TARP was nowhere near what they issued in 2020 and no one bats an eye now at the fed and treasury printing. Bullrun is continuing for another 10 years.

>>50883455
>>50883468
Did you guys see that netflix made a resident evil show

>>50883661
>netflix
I had thought of watching cuties,didn't bother to though

Through some serious research and market analysis, and a little bit of TA, I think we can confidently expect prices to change when markets open Monday

>>50883678
Did they ever take that show down?

>>50883294


>Rumble

Is there a ticker name yet?

>>50883697
No,why would they?

>>50883729
Backlash

>>50883740
>backlash
Yeah,but not by them.You know who

Has anyone actually read what's in this new inflation reduction bill?
Any new tax breaks or credits to be taking advantage of?

>2022
>no seriff industries
>no world marshall

Why dont we have cyborg and augmentation tech companies to invest in? FAGMAN is boring as shit and overrated.

>>50883319
Good that fuckwad can do something good for once

PUMP my bags

>>50883765
Amazon just bought Irobot. Give them a few more years. Theyre getting there.

>>50883765
>Why dont we have cyborg and augmentation tech companies to invest in
Because some people are preventing it from surging

>>50883661
If you like unlikable black female protagonists, then you will enjoy it.

Going to watch some DarkSydePhil Friday Night Fights.can’t wait for a nice chill stream featuring Derich.

Fuck I didn’t short anything and now it’s too late. I’m going to regret not re-shorting Wayfair.

Anyone buy I-bonds?

>>50883429
No cult of personality for this one. Who even runs rumble?

What's the deal with the stock market?

>>50883861
If it isn't a honeypot it's going to be fudded into bolivian for platforming ebil nazis anyway

my uncle works at NAK he says buy buy buy

>>50883900
>the return of shitco classics

Anyone look into ATAO and SXOOF? Pelosi Jr. is a major shareholder of both. Looks like a racket. Both are involved in lithium which is a growing industry. If he can get mommy to give some government gibs these things could pop off.

My uncle works at VIX and he said to buy!

>>50883894
Doesn’t the \/ narrative look like it’s finally changing though?

>>50883900
Pebble permit coming through any day now.

How do I profit off of the gestapo police state, now that it's official?

>>50883301
We’re sitting on our earnings until more come in. The thing hit 25 two times already. We’re chillin, no longer shillin.
I was loud about it when it was in the low teens, but I’m not going to tell anyone to buy something at ATHs.

>>50883561
>Captain Wesker. Where’s Chris?
>I’m sorry, but he’s probably….
>::shakes head eternally::

>>50883775
hahaha YES

>>50883765
>>50883785
Now that they've all Blade Runner, Tyrell Corp is inevitable. They're going to at least try, because it's fun. That's why Twitter's Jack Dorsey is acting like the peoples' champ right now, disowning his own platform. They just want the money.

Bigger, bigger, bigger. And dystopian as fuck. I've never thought of those sci fi stories being reality until I saw "You Will Own Nothing." If I owned Apple, Amazon or Microsoft I would quite literally hold that shit for-ever.

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

>>50883879
It goes up. It goes down. I still make money!

how do I tell apple that they should make an encrypted flash drive with a qr code that allows people to contact the owner in case it gets lost

>>50884202
have you figured out how they can sell it for $600?

>>50884222
yes, they set the price at 600 dollars and give it like 500 gigs of memory

>>50884222
paint it white

My. Uncle. Works. At. VIX. And. He. Said. They. Are. Doing. Share. Buybacks. In. October

ZAMN. My portfolio is BUSSIN'.

>>50883879
>"Everyone's talking about gay sex, Jerry!"
>"Who's talking about gay sex, George?"
>"Everyone in the thread! They're all buying SIGA. Some even have calls."
>"And that's gay sex?"
>"No. Maybe. I don't know. All I know is I don't like it."
>"Well who could be buying something like that?"
>Kramer enters.

should i ask if i can work overtime and work 6 days a week instead
i wonder if getting an extra ~$350 every week is even worth it when i lost 30 grand of my unrealized gains the past few months

>the us military is so desperate they are running adds on twitch
>its your bog standard rugged looking white dad
>nigresse daughter looking on proud because shes going to be the one to join
we really are getting controlled by ayy lmaos you cant make up this clowny shit

AAAAAAAAA LOOK AT FUTURE FUTURE COMPUTERS BUDDYNIGGIES ITS FLECKING OOOOVER GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *PISSES PANTS*

>>50884298
Go ahead. Tell me the time when you first had your gay siga experience. I won't judge I promise.

>You guys hear about this gay sex stock? It's gonna be... (face contorts) HUGE
>You're not into the gay sex, Kramer?
>Oh I'm in, Jerry. I'm in (flailing hand motions) deep. I got Newman in too.

>>50884258
indians. don't. work. at. vix. computer. only. g-ds. choosen.

>>50884429
G-d's Chosen people at VIX hire Indians to manage the risk department. VIX Co. Ltd. has a lot of Indian working there.

>>50884392
Bullish for army memes.

>*slaps knee emphatically*
>(high pitched) GAY SEX... YEAH
>Kramer exits

>>50884444
>4444
I just summoned an Artflow.AI of Stephen VIX and I don't like what I see...

>>50884419
>>50884453
HAHA this kramer guy is a huge SIGA stock holder THAT IS HE supports GAY SEX! HAHA!!!

This Kramer guy is something else!

I know I should go to a bar down the street and do ... something? But I don't want to. I'm going to die alone.

>>50884465
Stephen VIX is a ruthless man. He scares most of Wall Street. Only the bold trade his company's stock.

Well, I thought about the army...

>>50884419
>Newman!

Everytime they doubt Stephen Vix's value proposition, Wall Street gets heem'd. You fuckwits think Stephen Vix is stupid and they won't go to $30 again. Morons. They've been doing ATM offerings to fund buybacks later

>>50884444
Very nice.

>>50884475
Bars suck...save your money and go to a bar overseas. Then it is worth it. But go with like a tour or a Uni exchange group. Best time ever.

Thank you to the anons that actually bought my bags of FRZA near the top

Lol, lmao even.

And just like that, the VIX will never be $20 again. God damnit, Stephen. He can't keep getting away with it

>>50884475
True, but there is no better primal experience like getting drunk in your own place.
Consider doing a networking group if you feel like it. Check if your city/town's chamber of commerce has a young professionals group.

Did anyone else here get in at $10.50 on FRZA when it opened trading today?

>>50884475
go right before close

>>50884542
Actually, that is the worst and best I've heard.

>>50884501
Congrats anon! I got out when it started to fizzle out.

UBER is up 50% in a month. Everyone with a brain knows these companies will never generate any profits, ever.

Buy UBER puts or short UBER commons. Just short that shit. It's a total ShitCo. Fuck UBER and most of these rideshare scams.

Biggest reason why UBER fails to make a profit is because there are so many people with their arms reaching out to collect transactional costs before the money ever makes its way to the company

>>50884579
is that you clickety clacks?

I did it bros. After 5 years I finally broke even

>>50884635
Yes, I am Skeleton In The Closet Expert / Clickety Clack enthusiast.

So is the downturn in semiconductors really priced in? I don't understand why SOXL rallied harder than any other 3x despite the outlook for the industry looking so grim.

>>50884640
Congrats anon, imagine all that knowledge you learned along the way. Sure you could have made more by just keeping it in a credit union, but it's about all the friends you made a long the way. Now stick it all in SIGA and BVNRY

>>50884475
just take like 6 or 7 shots before going out duh

>>50884640
Damn! Good job bro!

I think SOXL might actually hit $40 at some point before the year ends

do any of you retards hold Tesla?

>>50884640
just hodl anon!

>>50884444
>i wonder if getting an extra ~$350 every week is even worth it when i lost 30 grand of my unrealized gains the past few months
i wish to speak to david vix to request a refund

>>50884640
Nope! You’re down 10%, bare minimum!!!! Keep climbing, Jack!!!

it's friday night,why are you guys here?

>>50884755
these are my people

>>50884755
waiting for gf to show up so we can bake a cheesecake.

Imagine not opening a short eod

Can’t find the research but back testing show the best hedges in 2022 is individual stock put, follow far behind by index put and worst performer is vix calls.

So don't listen to my earlier shill about VIX calls (le vomma meme). Buy individual stock puts. Trash like SHOP, UBER, SAVA, VERU, etc

>>50884755
I fear success even more than failure

I heard there's been a massive rally, so I logged into fidelity to lock in my profits. But I see that I'm down 5%. What gives

>>50884787
you and baggot have fleeced anons out of so much money over the years. incredibly based

>>50884755
These are my people as I get the money to move back to China.

>>50884823
You know compared to baggot im pretty newfag. Just trying to learn and im okay admitting my mistakes

>>50884834
are you long anything right now?

>>50884501
$153 profit on a $100 bet. While taking shit on company time this morning. It was a good day. Made another $15 off CHG too.

>>50884851
Yes, I am long things but I prefer not to shill them because THESE ARE OVER A 5 YEAR LONG TERM HORIZON
I am long:
>BCC
>SCI
>GRMN
>QTRX (slurped at $7/share this week during the mega earnings dump)
Waiting few months to slurp AAPL and MSFT and NVDA/AMD

I don't like shilling longs rn because i will get bullied for it since everything will drop.

>>50884783
Imagine falling for the bearish mainstream media narrative

>>50884755
I don't like people, but some of you anons are ok. And it's movie night.

>>50883325
Does that really count though? That's the whole reason we have the JPow Money Printer meme

This allocation better make it....I can only buy $1000 a month

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

I’m getting big CLACK CLACK CLACK vibes.

>>50884865
I am never getting into the funeral ticker, but the others are promising. Garmin surprised me, I might have to look into that more. You should add some oil or natural gas, I think it's the only thing you are lacking. I am long OXY, XOM, and SIGA. Also check out Antero Resources.

>AAPL and MSFT and NVDA/AMD
replace apple with google and you are me

>imagine not being bearish because everyone is bullish because of the bearish mainstream media narrative

>>50884903

>>50884755
You guys have more thoughtful discussions than the average /biz/ thread

>>50884919
Yeah GOOG is a FCF machine. They are just superscalar. I will slurp GOOG. Why oil plays? Aren't you scared of commodities shock? I am.

Hurricane season is coming up for oil rigs and tankers. When it comes to hurricanes and imminent threats to a refinery you will see a knee jerk pop in /CL a lot, but then follow through at times is actually heavily to the downside on /CL with RBOB popping. Its just a function of having an oversupply of crude with lower refining capacity while that plant(s) is out.

I think we'll get some fat dumps on oil complex.

You and I do not share the same bullish view on oil.

I might do a calendar where long front month short back month oil, via some derivatives. I'm just larping as an oil expert rn, but quite frankly, I could also go the cal'23 backwardation compression play POST-hurricane as an idea as well, sitting @ ~$13 which is roughly $11.50 higher than the 10yr time series mean... hurricane hits in later Aug/Sep, could blow out to high teens, R:R makes sense but in that scenario would have defined risk upside protection

I want to short oil eventually. You and I do not see oil the same way.

>>50884954
It is the weekend, what am I going to do; trade crypto?

Why is the open interest for 405p 8/19 so high? It is 73,000

I don't think I've washed my feet in months. How do I make money off this?

>>50884919
>>50884960
I'm GOOG, AMZN, TSLA( bought early)

>>50884972
>TSLA
y u do that.

>>50884982
World leading supplier in call options

>>50884971
Create a garbage fake foot fungus wash. Photoshop or trash your feet. Bottle up new foot savior wash and boom. Profit.

>>50884960
my chem eng background makes me predisposed to being bullish on oil. it is still the world's blood, without it we die. globalism failing the past 2 years only makes me more bullish

>>50884991
Softbank is about to eat shit big time. Masa bankrupt soon, their gamma component is going out the window. I will say their ZEV boon is sticking, we all thought their ZEV's would dry up but libtards said NO we will help Elon get richer

>>50884907
They. Didn't. Learn. They. Didn't VIXen.

RALLY WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

>>50884972
I bought into tesla in 2017 sold fall 2020. it will come back down. elons selling massive bags and it has nothing to do with twitter

>>50884971
My god those are goblin feet. I'm adding you to the update as a last minute addition.

>>50884872
Why did he kill that majestic raptor?! Fucking injuns!!

>>50884999
>>50884991

I say it's relevant to TSLA that Softbank and similar funds eating shit because Softbank was the biggest, but definitely not the only major gamma squeezer aka OTM call option buyer of TSLA and they are not doing well for obvious reasons (retard market with can't continue forever).

So as you suggest, the call option bidders are losing their money. What is going to kill TSLA are rebal days on S&P and also people selling call options and deflating vol so no more gamma moves

>>50884995
What are the job prospects for non science majors in the field? I am a Chinese language major. Any work for me?

>>50885028
you can make 6 figs being a rough neck in north dakota or west texas

>>50885045
Well shit..so can anyone I guess. I'll pass. The Army was enough manual labor for me.

A basket of the most heavily shorted stocks is +27.9% QTD
Equities are really wacky right now. Degrossing in full effect..
Degrossing = Long/Short funds (generally long value short shitco growth) getting squeezed on their shorts so they have to margin cover their longs

>>50884971
kys

>>50885025
It's the symbolism of them being the apex predators. Only to find out they are not when the alien niggers come. I should start a shitty youtube movie review channel.

>>50885028
liaison for the ccp.

Baaaahahahahahhahahahanaaaa naaaaaaanaaaahhhhh


If you got shook out the goddamn tree you are NOT GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT


Tape your cot damn bananas to the tree my sissies BECOME UNSHAKABLE


SIGA is not done fuck whatever the fuck you heard


Joe Biden is going to awake soon and when he does he's gonna look around............


He's gonna say "WHERE THE FUCK AM I? BECERRA IS THAT YOU? MY NURSE? I'M FULL!"


HHS Bro will respond "Yes Sleepy is me I do health shit but on Jerome I ain't changing them drawers"


Joe gonna whip a shit-filled diaper at that sigga and reeeee "EUAAAAAAA"


The swamp finna MOVE soon my siggas, you ready for the next leg up???? CHEERS
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahhhahahahhaahha naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhnaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdYlo7Q7pdA

>>50884938
good tutorial for greeks

>>50884755
I go on /smg/ while using my capital gains

>>50883235
Opinions on our Lord and Savior, Cathird Wood?

Also a lot of short focused funds (like Jim Chanos' Kynikos Capital that renders him one of the most successful long-standing short sellers of all time) are long S&P or NDAQ or some index while being short individual stocks.

Sometimes when they get squeezed on their shorts, they just close their shorts, squeezing their shorts further, and take that remaining cash from the short and go long S&P to just ride out the rest of degrossing. I think we are seeing that right now.

Just a full degrossing saga that will catch a huge ask for the sell in a few weeks

>>50885067
Well...of course that sounds nice. I don't kind of companies to look at though. Don't know much about the industry. If there are relevant places to start a search I will gladly. I can do a search first. Thanks for the idea anon.

>>50885017
Anon,i..

>>50885056
>A basket of the most heavily shorted stocks is +27.9% QTD
predditors rise up! we did it!

on a real note, i lost thousands on sqqq after jan/feb 2021 because i thought the markets would come crashing down after that shitshow. it is making me second guess going short now. its why im only long oil and siga and not short

>>50885102
>LIKE TO SHIT THE BED

>>50885117
-3x bear ETF's are trash products, they suffer from lots of volatility drag/chop loss. Always decaying

>>50885134
yeah so buy bull 3x ETFs

its really that easy

>>50885090
idk look into real estate, the FBI, CIA and fortune 500 companies. CCP need a decent go-between that can effectively communicate between the American entity and CCP command.

A GIFT FOR YOU JANNIE

100% lemon juice diluted with some water makes for a tangy addition. I supplement with vitamin C already which gives a citrus taste but its just not the same flavour

DID SOMEONE SAY
GAAAAAAYSEEEEEEEXXXXXXX??????

>>50885045
You can make 6 figs as a garbage man in Commiefornia.
t. Garbage man

>>50885156
Look at how much sex that 1 guy is having. He must be really popular

Is anyone else playing $LUCY in the sky with diamonds on Monday?

>>50885167
Damn, Jeremy. You’re gaining weight bro. Maybe sell some of that TTCF, bro.

>>50885156
I finally understand that 3 for free copypasta

>>50885148
I don't want to do government anymore. After living overseas they can kiss my ass about doing a foreign contact report on bgc. Guess I will look at big companies, I kinda have the fraud feeling atm. I need like 1 more year of language study to be ready for sure. ATM, I could fake it if the language interviewer (if there is one) is a mandarin as a 2nd language or lower requirements. I can live comfortably with my language skills there, but business I need study for sure.

>>50885134
which 3x ETF hurt you

>>50885022
>>50885057

Here is some more. I have quality feet. Not sure why everyone is talking shit.

>>50885219
I wasn't talking shit. I'm legit saying go do up your feet bad and then take "before and afters" then sell your slime in a jar in China as a nail or feet miracle cure on WeChat.

MOVIE NIGHT

tonight we are watching: north korean broadcast television
https://www.twitch.tv/kctv_elufa

Daddy needs a 10x. Ideas?

>>50885353
Umm sweaty, movie night is tomorrow

>>50885392
i know i just thought it was funny that a nork tv station has a twitch channel now

>>50885353
>twitch

>POWW POWW POWW POWW

>>50885389
buy SPY lotto ticket puts at $435

>markets are recovering, bobos are coping, & siga is rising
smg is healing

>>50883879
>it's like a sauna in here

>>50884755
i like being here

>>50885512
We like you being here, Anon.

Looks like my BTU puts are gonna expire worthless again next week.
It's gotta be the comfiest 10% monthly yield out there. Do any other theta plays even come close?

>>50885583
Why the hell are you short coal when Europe is going to freeze to death?

Anybody else think stodgey old Shell is a good bet for the winter? They're a big player in natural gas in Europe, and Europe is absolutely going to be sucking up all the LNG they can get and paying through the nose through it.

>>50885156

WHERE’S THAT FILTHY FUCKING NIGGERBITCHFAGGOT NAMED JOHN ROCKER?
THAT FAGGOT NEEDS TO FUCKING GO. IM READY TO GIVE THAT LITTLE SON OF BASTERD BICH A PIECE OF MY MIND.
IM ALL COKED UP N REDDY 2 GO, NIGGERFAGOT. WHER U AT??
WE DOIN THIS OR WHAT, FAGGOT?

>buy soxl

>>50885592
Not him, but all Western governments are on this ideologically motivated march to consign coal to the dustbin of history. A mere bad winter isn't going to slow them down. Riots in Germany and Holland won't slow them. We're dealing with a secular apocalyptic religion here.

>>50885610
I take issue with it being a European company, and I think they were having more aggressive talks than most about leaving the fossil fuel game for alternative energy.

This is gay and will only help the Republicans during the midterms. What is the most useless Alphabet agency?

>>50885619
Jesus Christ, get a load of this fucking nigger

>>50885592
He's selling puts. Learn to read.

>>50885610
Looks like it just broke resistance. Buy after a pullback in 1 or 2 days. But I'm thinking oil for the winter too.

>>50885619
NIGGA YOU BETTER CALM YO ASS DOWN BEFORE I BEAT YO MOTHERFUCKING ASS. LEARN TO HAVE SOME CLASS. FUCK SOXL AND FUCK YOU NIGGA!

>>50885592
I'm selling puts. I'm not short, I actually hold all the downside risk. Basically I operate the casino while some ESG suckers play blackjack at my rigged table.
Little do they know the future is already set. Europe will pay what they must to avoid freezing. BTU terminal value is well above the price I'm selling.

You might wonder, why not just go long?
At 10% monthly payouts, I'm pretty content in my play here. BTU stock will churn water until they can pump some buybacks next year. In the short term, shares trade on supply/demand dynamics, and energy stocks have reached a demand peak. The only way up in these hated energy sectors is for companies to forcibly buyback the float until there's no one left to sell. Eventually much of this trash will likely be privatized by individuals who don't suffer ESG mandates shoved down their throats, or more industry players will continue to buy each other out and consolidate that way. A lot of the long term upside will likely be stolen from public investors. At this moment though, I'm just content with my 10% monthly yield. Nothing more comfy than easy money.

how do i get access to their weekend trading hidden markets??

>>50885663
You gotta peel some onions

>>50885630
>I take issue with it being a European company
LNG has to be cryogenically cooled and then loaded into refrigerated tankers, anon. And then it has to be offloaded at a site equipped to do so. There is only so much profit to be had by US natural gas; it is not like coal or oil that can be shipped anywhere. Shell is on the front lines over there. They are ass deep in all that North Sea gas and oil. And any talks about Big Oil getting into renewables is bullshit to keep the SJW's at bay, guaranteed.

>>50885663

>>50885683
>>50885704
explain immediately!!

>>50884755
I didn't earn enough gains this week, so I have no profits to take my girlfriend out to dinner. We had to stay home eat our frozen nuggets.

.mmmmmahhhhhAHHHHHHHHHH

>>50885732
Get a job

>>50885698
well good luck.

>>50885660
What tickers are you selling outs on? Where do the payouts come from? That position sounds mad comfy.

>>50885732
Take the mommypill and date a driven, ambitious woman who takes you out to dinner.

>>50885739

>>50885660
>looks it up

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Coal/From-Coal-To-Gas-And-Back-How-Europe-Is-Easing-Its-Energy-Crisis.html

>According to the Washington Post, coal mines and power plants that closed 10 years ago have begun to be repaired in Germany. In what industry observers have dubbed a “spring” for Germany’s coal-fired power plants, the country is expected to burn at least 100,000 tons of coal per month by winter.

Ho-lee shit. I did not know that. So... Shell for natgas, and who all for coal? I'm not interested in puts and shorts and financial instruments I scarce understand. I mean buying and holding with a reasonable expectation that it will go up over this hellacious winter the Euros are going to have on all fronts.

>>50885698
I think his point is that Shell, being domiciled in Europe, has unique risks:
>windfall taxes
>government
>unelected pseudo-government officials
>swedish teenagers with microphones
Shell has voluntarily and involuntarily divested itself from highly profitable assets at suboptimal prices over recent years. Meanwhile they're wasting capital on green initiatives with terrible capital return potential, like windmills.

Just don't. If you need European natural gas exposure, buy VET or something. Personally I think the alternatives are better positioned though, as in coal/oil which will benefit from gas switching as a replacement energy/heat source.

>>50885751
Sounds like a plan my man!

>>50885742
It's the blue chippiest of the blue chips. There is no potential downside unless an asteroid destroys every rig in the North Sea.

>>50885786
Any suggestions for coal, in that event? I've heard ARLP mentioned, and I like the look of their fundamentals.

>>50885619
Fucking try me scoopsies

>>50885887
>>50885619
why dont you faggots just fuck each other and die

i lost all my money today. you guys arent my friends anymore

>>50885887
Ok, betting on Rocker.

>>50885779
If you just want a long hold play, WHC in Australia is king. If you don't have access to foreign markets, CEIX is the preferred US listed play, though it's run up a lot recently. BTU has thermal coal exposure too, but I prefer it for selling puts due to the lack of current capital returns.

>>50885750
I sell BTU monthlies around the $20 to $22 strikes. Slightly OTM puts have been yielding near 10% these past few months. It's run up these past few days so I'd wait and see if it cools down. Energy in general is getting kind of hot right now. XOP just broke $140 again.
Ideally sell during dips below $20, although anything below $30 is probably worth it but there's more risk you'll get assigned for a bit.

I don't have any other exciting put selling plays right now. My other two have seen their yields fall off over the past 3 months to the point where it's probably not worth sharing. If you're interested in put selling in general though, just understand that conceptually it's purely a bet that the stock won't move lower. It doesn't matter if there's good upside, more important that there's no expected sustained downside risk.

>this nigger is 6'11"
wtf

>>50884755
I'm playing at my hobbies.
https://voca.ro/1mv5PdP3md0W

>>50885619
his name isn't john rocker you idiot. It's a fake name. He looks more like a Dennis to me. Dennis Goldenberg.

Fresh update
https://youtu.be/30kO8ROWCUU
https://youtu.be/30kO8ROWCUU
https://youtu.be/30kO8ROWCUU

>>50886040
>20 minutes

>>50886049
Fine don't make money, stupid fucking short attention span zoomer. Go back to TikTok

>>50886040

>>50885082
Jesus doesn't seem to give winning stock advice. Maybe Buddha would?

>>50884763
this post made me grateful I live alone
the shit you retards put up with for pussy

>>50886083
I am Buddha. Buy SIGA.

>>50886083
buddha doesn't care for materialism
you need yahweh

>>50886108
I am Yahweh. Buy SIGA.

>>50886108
>>50886083
Buddha says no, you're fucking stupid. Donate your gains.

>>50884755
What makes you think I have anywhere to go?
Fucking grinding right now with some things. Meeting people isn't a priority.

Miko told me my stock picks would be right this week. She also told me to tell you to listen to this if you want a 20% boost to your test levels.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KS4brKpD5qE&feature=share

>>50885751
As someone who has had a 40+ woman hit on me with mommy fetish lines its real weird.

> 'You look like my son'

>>50886192
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiJUDlwwznE

Because she ain't a Sugar Mama.

>>50886192
We all remember

>>50886226
Not bad...

>>50884501
I bought your bags at 13.88. Thank me, I should've just bought spy calls instead like i normally do

Oh sweet, I made it as a chad poster again

>>50886040

Why are you talking trash about my feet?

>>50886040
https://youtu.be/anLm30iTohI
Hey Rocker. plz respond. I made this video for you ;_; about the stonks

ALL I NEEEEEED is YOUR LOVEEEE TONIGHT

>>50885219
jesus christ man, your feet are narrow, peeling, and hairy. Holy fuck those are disgusting.

hey guys, i just want to say i miss hanging out in these threads but i dont know what to do since i lost so much fucking money

>>50886078
kek, best movie

Has anyone here felt imposter syndrome? And do you have advice on how to push past it or what I need to reflect on?

>>50886393
haha no nobody on smg on a friday night is that successful

>>50885947
How do you feel about the China/Australia posturing? Is there a chance China steps back and buys coal from Australia again? Just wondering whether I buy that or this cheap coal stock in my local exchange

>>50886393
yeah, you just ignore it and continue "faking" it
soon you realize most people you work with that you think are leagues ahead of you are actually just "faking" it like you. you'll never, ever be "found out" because nobody cares

>>50886367
How much money did you make? I really enjoy your videos.

>>50886393
Yes. The general rule of thumb is this. You know you aren't applying yourself. You know you could do better. But people around you are praising you and giving you raises and shit. All you have to do is politely accept all of that.

>>50886435
Thanks for watching. I only risked 1k on SIGA. once it hit 2k I bailed. Sorry. 100% gain. I'm taking it. Thanks rocker.

>>50886393
confidence is key. even more so is the perception of confidence

>>50886367
>dumping on rocker
Impressive, very nice.

>>50886406
No no no no no no no no no no. That is not correct. don't you make that assumption. no no nope nope not gonna happen never nope no. hell no.

>stocks collapsing for half a year
>"a recession is imminent"
>recession hits
>"well I guess everything's doing okay now, time to pump everything!"

Explain.

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>>50886468
the market trades based on where treasuries are priced.

and the market is fucking retarded. so either FOMO or go mixed or stick to your balls and hold cash for the correction down

>>50886468
bear market relief rally, obviously

>>50886474
Hi beautifuls. Many of you smell very nice tonight.

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>>50886474
far right is kind of weirding me out

>>50886493
She got a very bad boob job , would not bang

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>>50886493
fake tits

>>50886493
For me it is the spacing between the tits of the second from the right

>>50886474
bullish for fake titties

>>50886500
May I come to bed beautiful lady? I want to smell American women vagine

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i loaded up on vix oct calls maybe too early

>>50886499
more for you buddy!

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>>50886522
Would not bang, I bet she has bad back problems.

>>50886515
for me, it's going all in on spy 370p expiring november when spy was at 390
i may be early, but im not wrong!

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>>50886522
this has to be a shop no way those tits are real

>>50886535
I have back problems and I wouldn't bang me either, so I understand

>>50886515
you basterd i bought the vix my sir and now this you benchod sir what about my village you said the moon you basterd

>>50886543
I once had my mother walk in on my watching porn on a floppy disk.
She said "those are fake, not real. They've been airbrushed" and walked out.

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>>50886543
here are some that are just as big, real, and beautiful

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>>50886553
How much AQB shares for a gf like that?

Oh great look titties. I bet it's real hard to find those on the internet these days......

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>>50886562
>aqb is a 1.50
>used to be 15
holy shit. youll need at least a 100k.

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>>50886574
what would you prefer?

>>50886562

>>50886468
I have no understanding of macroeconomics, or really the market in general. I'm just good at timing bollinger band squeezes and dumping my profits into VOO.

So in my uneducated opinion, the US got ahead of the curve by hiking rates before the other major countries. Not to mention that our companies are bigger and better, specifically the SP 500. Smart money should be flowing into US stocks as our economy will be faster to recover.

>>50886589
oh no, please go back to vanilla white tits

you asked, i delivered

>>50886551
> based mom telling it like it is

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I made a big mistake!! AHHHHHHH my eyes!!!!

>>50886040
Hey Rocker. You’re wrong about Forza and SMG. Of course I sold in the first 5 minutes. I made $156 off $100.

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>>50886597
too late

ah so the horse cock and dog dick era of /smg/ has arrived

>>50886474
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>>50886560
I'm not amused, can I have small tits jpgs please

SOMEBODY PLEASE HALP!!! MAKE THIS STOP!!!!

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>>50886591
Pic Related.
>>50886602
:( Based, but at what cost?

This is the worst SMG ive ever seen, lets try to do better next thread

>>50886618
OK ONE MORE FUCKED UP SHIT I FOUND. IF I SEE IT SO MUST YOU

>>50886621
honestly you shouldn't have made that snide comment about titties being hard to find, I am blaming you for this

>>50886600
>>50886624
>>50886613
where do i find more of this in HD

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I see this thread has gone off the rails. Why are you like this anon?

>>50886636
fucking shit why did I look at that... I didn't even know this is a thing

>>50886641
don't, animals are embarrassingly quick finishers and all the horses are drugged so they don't kill the girl, all the animal porn out there sucks tremendously

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>>50886649
i want to be banned. sorry the market is closed.

>>50886656
i know but im a degen...the sites i know of fucking suck and have low quality shit.

>>50886647
I’m not in to my own kind, but this one is pretty nice.

>>50886658
>i want to be banned

The janitor (John Rocker) is sleeping tho

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>>50886667
No.

Rocker, you know you can pre order IPOs and dump it like a Jew, too, right?

So far this month:
>Smol basket
+20%
>Big basket
+8.14%
>Mega basket
+6.34%
>Giga basket
+4.57%

Not bad

>>50886632
lol they cant ramp up production they dont have th buyers. Fishmongers dont want gmo fish, it wont sell. I've tried explaining this multiple times but all you faggots who arent in the seafood industry think you know better than me

>>50886684
Rather eat a gmo fish than the bugs and I'm certain forced bug eating is coming. The people must be humiliated.

>>50886663
YOU WANT MORE
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jannies are slow tonight must be enjoying the images.

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>>50886696
>all white
hmmmmmmm

Do you niggers do acorns? It’s $1 /mo , but Chevron gives you 25 cents every time you get gas. I fill up my car and the wife’s exactly 2 times per month each, so it’s basically free. I sell and transfer it to my brokerage for long positions every time I hit 1k, which usually takes about 6.66 months. It’s a great way to invest more without realizing it.

>>50886718
No... what the fuck even is it? I see them sponsor YT videos a lot, but I always skip over the ads, so I still have no idea what it does

>>50886634

>>50886716
Most cocks are way bigger than dog dicks and men have more stamina and no claws. Why on earth would a bitch want to fuck a canine? A horse? Ok I get it. It’s disgusting, but sure. Why a dog?

>>50886735
for the knot
uhh i mean haha i dont know how gross who could get off on making their wife do that haha

>>50886716
White women are also tied to their Bestimate.

>>50886725
It invests your spare change in to ETFs. So if you buy a beer for $3.50, 50 cents goes in to your acorns. I also set it to drop $30 every Friday. I end up investing around $150/mo passively with it. There’s also %’s for online shopping. I got $12 from chewey for buying a couple things for my dog and 2% back on my Nike Speedo’s I bought to embarrass my wife at the last pool party we hosted.

>>50886735
cause its hot and degenerate and humans are degenerate and disgusting. god knew this which is why he tried to save us but we're worthless.

>>50886745
Is this a zillow thread now? I am thinking zillow thread. How much has your zestimates been going up lately? I swear, It just keeps going up. 150k houses 3 months ago going for 180k now.

POST TRIXIE LULAMOON NOW NOW NOW

>>50886393
Something my wife’s boss told her recently was: “stop acting like a worker and start acting like a celebrity”. There’s a reason so many upper management types seem absolutely bereft of any tangible skill. Shit, some of these boomers can’t even use Microsoft office or an iPad.

>>50886758
Mine is currently 972k, down 5% from the high. I only owe 500k though so I don’t really give a shit.

>>50886754
Hmm, interesting
I just have a giant spreadsheet that calculates how much extra money I'll have each month, and then I just deposit that to buy TQQQ calls

>>50886474
>Bolt-ons

No thanks

>>50886758
I’m also not going anywhere anytime soon.

>>50886505
Why do they ruin their charm like that?

>>50886801
Yeah it’s just for really busy and/or retarded people. I still do my regular deposits to my retirement accounts, this is just a happy surprise every few months. Like finding $500 in a jacket you haven’t worn in 3 months.

>>50886804
Jealous you got a place on lockdown. I could never work up the courage to get a loan. It feels like it is never the right time even though I know I am being retarded.

>>50886734
Truer now more than ever before.

I GOT BANNED NIGGERS

>>50886820
I sorta got lucky that my wife stopped taking BC without telling me in 2013. With my son on the way, I absolutely had to buy a house. Bought the first for 370k in 2014, sold it for 740k last year. I bought this one for 800k off market with 300 down. Same house with no renovations or pool sold for 1.1 mil last month. I’m happy here for the time being. It was my grandfather’s house. Bought it off my aunt off market.

>>50886841
You died for our sins.

>>50886841
shocking

>>50886841
next time you should take >>50886772
advice and post mlp. I bet you get kicked in record time.

WTF FUCK JANNIES WHY DIDTN THEY BANE ME KEK

>>50886841
My home IP is banned for life for celebrating roe v wade being overturned. Guess the janny is a white supremacist. I just think we’re better than everyone else.

>>50886861
no

>>50886861
These kind of pics make me feel bad for incels.

FUCK THE JANNIE SMG IS MINE

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>>50886872
Here, have a webm

>>50886876
EVEN DOGS ARE GETTING PUSSY KEK

>>50886883
Thank you.

image limit reached we are safe boys we did it hooray

Is the foot pajeet here?

>>50886896
kek you know it. i cant post anymore images kek

>>50886896
Now we can start again...

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Robinhood has a similar deal...but it is a round up of your purchase. Then they randomly match fron 10 to 90 percent. I've had mostly 40 percent and that is expected based on the avg they provided. I use it when I make small purchases that would add up to the $10 max over the 1.5% my CC gives. Now,they have bonus cash back on other purchases...Mostly just chevron, texaco, and popeyes ATM.