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50883791 No.50883791 [Reply] [Original]

>IT'S FRIYAY! What a week anon!
>you're coming out after right? You need to be more social with your colleagues.

>> No.50883866

>>50883791
>goto office party
>get drunk
>fuck office slut
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.50883917

>>50883791
no
I will sit at home and play vidya

>> No.50883966

>>50883791
Npcs are bugs

>> No.50885151
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50885151

>>50883791
My boss invited us to his $4 million dollar home for a party. Dont want to go becasue i have no self control and will most definitely get drunk and embarrass myself.

>> No.50885175

>>50885151
Go there and relax. Stay for 1 hour and nurse 2 drinks preferably non alcoholic. Don’t say anything stupid. Don’t be fooled by the relaxed environment, you are still on the clock. NPCs are awful.

>> No.50885210

>>50883791
>be around the people you see 5 days out of the week
fuck that i dont care if i had a chance to fuck a coworker. faking your work personality 5 days out of the week is difficult enough

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50885228

>>50885175
That's actually good advice. Never thought of it that way but that only means I only have 1 day of the week where I dont have to pretend.

What am I in for if i dont go?

>> No.50885253

>>50883791
>not being a well-adjusted anon who enjoys throwing back a couple with his milfy coworkers after a long week
ngmipky

>> No.50885277

I did that, it was fun with people my age.
Now I'm retired so I'm playing boardgames with my hikikomori cousin. Just quit already you wagies, surely you have a few make it stacks by now, right?

>> No.50885293

>>50883791
Can't today team I have to go complain about women and just be your average 4cahn incel on /biz/. I might make some money then I can invite you single virgin ladies to my farm and you can dance around in a dress oh won't that be fun?

>> No.50885322

>>50883791
Nah I'm good. See ya Monday