/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50879229
whats this pattern called?

LQDA is short squeezing get in here faggots!

is now the time to realize a 4000 dollar loss on soxl?

I bought some stuff for my gookfu to wear when she comes back with my LQDA gains.

Unironically looking at robotics companies.

Can someone pump BYND. I don't want to own the stock at $37

>>50879229
I told you niggers to buy Expedia. It's only stopping at 200

What the FUCK is going on?

BUY BUY BUY
BULL IS PREPPED
BOBO BFTO
BACK TO ATH NEXT WEEK
NO MORE INFLATION
FED PIVOT

>>50879269
Trade your asian plastic doll for that one in pic 2 from left.

THIS RALLY WILL FAIL LIKE ALL THE OTHERS

>>50879276

BUY NOW BEFORE POWER HOUR GOOOOOOO!!!

>>50879237
Alright baggot I bought 90 shares. So help me god if you screw me I'm taking your gookfu as payment

>>50879236
It’s called SLOW DOWN BUCKO

>>50879279
We're getting confirmation that this *isn't* a bear market rally.

>>50879292
with all this good news how could we fail?!

>>50879236
the just keep buying calls pattern

Look at LAW bros. Companies that dive 55% when they BEAT earnings, no fucking way that this thing isn’t going back up at LEAST 20%. In at 30 shares.

The future is new highs.

Snap

Why is everything pumping

>>50879337
never bet against america

>>50879275
The fake meat craze is dead. Dump your positions and don’t add more.
The future is lab grown meat that’s real and not full of fatty vegetable oils that’s less healthy than the real deal

>>50879260
what else are you going to put the proceeds into to make up that loss?

>>50879337
DON'T THINK JUST BUY

>>50879291
The blue one or the black one?

CURV is the next 100%+ runner. Up 10% on no volume, high short interest.

I’m enjoying all the green but I don’t know how this is sustainable when we are going to have Apocalypse: Europe in Q4

>>50879354
Priced in, retard

>>50879337
Inflation peaked ya chud. The road to economic recovery is here.

>>50879324
Buy and selling equities will always win. Wagies btfo, labor btfo, militarybots btfo. Traders and merchants win again.
>>50879348
Black one. 2 from left.

>>50879260
Give it a few days and you’ll be green I’m sure

>1 minute candle bull flag
cant make this shit up

I do not care if America enters a recession. I just want to see China and all of Africa fail.

SIGA is doing something finally
and that something is fucking gaaaaayyyyyy

>>50879372
we're getting all the gravel now boys

>>50879322
>The Austin, Texas, provider of artificial-intelligence-powered legal technology cut its 2022 revenue forecast to $132 million to $136 million from prior guidance of $149 million to $153 million.

>During a conference call, CS Disco's chief financial officer, Michael Lafair, said the reduced revenue guidance reflects volatility in the company's review business and incorporates the potential for incremental headwinds that may materialize in the second half of the year.

>CS Disco also said its adjusted Ebitda loss for the year would be wider than previously expected.

You might be right about the recovery but god damn.

>>50879358
Dark Brandon is here

>Hold QQQ
>Hold AMD
>Sometimes sell calls and naked puts
Life is good

>>50879307
What's your PO box again, John? I wanna send a card from Greece.

>>50879372
China will fall. What the event will be is when Xi is finally out. They got a solid control with him and hes pretty competent at controlling things. So I dont expect any change as long as he is there. If the Us had guts in their leaders they start to push companies to move to other asian countries. Vietnam, Philippines, indonesia etc. Cheaper labor and undermines china. I think they may start to move anyway since china isnt as cheap anymore but its got to be soon.

>>50879342
>JP Morgan analyst
>litarelly called Goldman

>>50879359
i like all of them, but the black one is pretty cool with the neck piece thing.

>>50879270
For long term?

>>50879372
Emerging markets will probs start doing a number soon cause they've been underperforming for the good part of 10 years but they still have outperformed over a 20 year period annually

JUST BUY
SPY +2% EOD

Faggot op now I have to retype what I wrote because you deleted the thread right as I posted
>>50879230
It's interesting you bring this up because I read a theory that the market crash is worse if you account for loss in purchasing power. A lot of events in the past happen but we haven't really had an inflationary environment since the 70s and 80s. The fed is full of retards spouting lies to save face, but we may only be in a recession by definition alone. This really isn't an economy that is in a recession otherwise.

I'm not sold on this 100% but really, where else is left to go unless they really go ham on rate hikes? We won't get any deflation meaning that prices are gonna level off around here. But people are employed. People aren't dying in the streets. Wages are growing for quite a few reasons. So where is the recession? I might change my tune end of the year and I wouldn't put significant money down but I'm thinking this is a real possibility. I don't know man.

>>50879407
Yeah its nice looking. I like those neck, feet and wrist adornments. Adds some flare.

Thanks again for the money market information.
After looking more closely I've decided to park my excess cash in SNOXX for the moment.

>>50879401
I was told this is China's Japan moment. Idk what's going on but I like to think that's accurate.

>>50879386
priced in

>>50879397
PO BOX 548
Post Office location: 320 E CHICAGO BLVD
TECUMSEH, MI 49286-9998

Forgot I even had it kek. I should probably go check it.

Lil bit of chicken fried

>>50879412
Even short term they've been leading this rally off the bottom. 18-20% 1m returns vs 12-14% for SPY/QQQ.

But yes, labor shortages aren't looking like they'll be solved any time soon.

>>50879428
The deflation moment of their productivity never coming back. I dont think so yet because chinas population and production is so much higher than japan. Plus japan didnt start to bribe african countries for resources like china is. But if non chinese companies leave for vietnam, indo, filipino, before china has a domestic market strong enough for industry they collapsing back to rural farmers.

Bears, have you considered a findom fetish? There are much easier ways of throwing away your money.

>>50879416
2001 had an insane level of day trading. Tech stocks would legit bounce from $10 a share to $120 down to $20 all in a single day. Lots of people were quitting their jobs to day trade full time. I don’t buy the lack of purchasing power meme. Mark Cuban sold a dog shit dot com company to yahoo for 4.6B, all the valuations were retarded. Pets.com Super Bowl ad, etc.

Your butt is mine
Bobo
Cha'mon

>>50879270
There is a long line of failed robotics companies. Often robots under perform or incur high integration costs which makes adoption unappealing. Air and manufacturing are typically the best use cases for robots for a reason.(simple or constrained environments)

Additionally, a lot of the breakthroughs are based off meme-learning (see big dog). Current robotic breakthroughs are no longer based on understanding new mathematical relations and I expect a lot of it to turn out similar to the 'self-driving' gold rush

Check out RAD, negroes. Might be next BBBY or buyout soon

>>50879413
What about emerging market currencies though, aren’t they generally shit and that eats into the gains

>>50879483
I swear to God we're just repeating 2021 again. Rite Aid getting shilled again now. What the fuck is going on

>>50879483
What happened to that chart? Looks horrid. 24 billion in revenue yet looks like a bankrupt company.

>>50879359
Military and trade go hand in hand.

>>50879416
>It's interesting you bring this up because I read a theory that the market crash is worse if you account for loss in purchasing power.
I think another interesting angle is that in TA they assume pivot levels are constant over several months. 2% inflation falls within the usual fluctuations of buyer willingness, but what about 10% levels? Then a price of, say, oil six months ago at 85 actually turns into 89.

>So where is the recession? I might change my tune end of the year and I wouldn't put significant money down but I'm thinking this is a real possibility. I don't know man.
Yeah. Geopolitical wild cards plus Euro industry collapse fucking supply chains might make for a rough Q4/Q1 but Q3 seems to be papered over well enough.

>>50879416
Dunno about you burgers, but here things are still getting worse for consoomer.

POOMPA

>LHC comes back online in July
>market starts going up only
>recession cancelled
>inflation cancelled
>oil collapsing
Looks like the roaring 20s are back on the menu boys. Dow to 37k eoy.

>>50879466
>Heee heeee! Chamona!
>>50879451
It is all about demographics, China repealed the One Child Policy because the CCP doesn’t want to create a welfare nursing home state where the state is servicing 500 million seniors

>>50879506
The military exists to help the trade open up markets. But the military isnt militarism. Its referring to nationalism and merchantile closed markets.

>>50879269
>LQDA
funny how you guys always post about pump n' dumps after theyve pumped

Where us DAVE shill!!

gay sex bros what the FUCK is happening?

>>50879424
No problemo. Personally I park my (paltry amount of) cash in a broad commodity fund because, unlike dollars, we can't double our wheat or oil supply in a single year.

>>50879505
idk there was a new rite aid built by my house and I always felt weird going in there, the employees seemed off

hows that guy who bought TGL at close yesterday doing?

>>50879520
>, China repealed the One Child Policy because the CCP doesn’t want to creat
Yeah but probably too late. Their birth rate wasnt changing. They even bumped it up i think to like 3 kids or something instead of 2. Still a disaster. No one in china wants to have kids and the ones that do cant find a woman to marry.

>>50879491
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3flJjh00gA

pic is in USD so clearly doesn't matter

>>50879516
imagine how tight that warm gains are going to be off this rebound in tech...'wew

>SOXL
>TQQQ
You shorted? BITCH that's a mistake.

>>50879451
>chinas population and production is so much higher than japan
Their demographics are even worse though, their trend will be even more extreme

>>50879505
Ironically this time is different

>>50879451
>Globalism has got to the point where even China is too expensive
Kek, get fucked Chinks

>>50879542
Yeah same, one near my house. Feels tired and gross just like CVS and every pharmacy out there. No idea why they cant make it enjoyable in there.

>>50879553
Unforsneedable

ZOM

>>50879555
True. Plus theyre actually stupid. The Japanese at least invented things themselves. Who can even say what the chinese invented these days?

>>50879564
I had to spend a year and a half working at CVS as a pharmacy tech. Wretched company from every aspect of it. Nobody enjoys working their.

kek Is this peak retail pump? Straight up on garbage volume.

This is fucking insane.

>>50879574
you're retarded almost everything japan "invented" was copying german technology throughout the late 1900s.

>>50879520
>China repealed the One Child Policy
Their fertility isn't improving though. Based on the numbers we have now, nobody was actually complying with the one child policy in the first place and the demographic was 100% organic. That is to say, Chinese women have been made infertile by sociological means.

>>50879569
Gonna be good bro

>>50879564
Rite aid definitely feels like a poor person store.

>>50879474
Yeah, I'm looking a lot more at industrial and burger flipping type companies. Shit like McDonald's unable to hire or Boeing needing to sideline incompetent diversities rather than "every Tesla will drive itself!1!!".

>>50879544
Agreed, I’m just waiting to see what kind of policy that Xi and the party create to try to drive population growth. They are authoritarian enough to start doing some crazy shit.

The Shinzo Abe memes clearly did not work for Japan

Im setting stop losses, this pump is unsustainable

WE DID IT BULL BROS WE DID IT!!!
WAGMI (except bobos, point at them and laugh)

I'm making so much goddamn money. You could say that I'm euphoric.

>>50879587
>>50879591
BACK TO NORMAL
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BUY

>>50879612
>this pump is unsustainable
Surely

>>50879505
>24 billion in revenue yet looks like a bankrupt company.
Because they spend 10 billion dollars on receipt paper.

WHEN IS IT TIME TO BUY DRIP

>sold siga at $25
>bought soxs since smg is bullish
>about to be weekend smg
feeling pretty good right now

>>50879611
immigration

>>50879624
>unrealized

>>50879526
What are you talking about? Check the Ancient Knowledge podcast archives. I let my listeners know about this one way before it dumped.

>>50879594
They still have a native electronics industry that wasnt simply the US setting up factories. They produced a thing and sold that thing to the US. Cars, electronics whatever. Nothing china sells the US is chinese designed and made. Theyre just following the blue print of the US companies.
>>50879595
thats right, no one was having kids anyway and it wasnt because of the government.
>>50879611
Doubt they can even get it to work. Can try force breeding people but it probably wont work.

>>50879525
Just curious, why do you think mercantilism worked so well and for so long for the Europeans when you don't like it?

>>50879607
>"every Tesla will drive itself!1!!".
I wish, why can't we have nice things for once.

>>50879612
>this pump is unsustainable
Is it though?

>>50879457
I mean if you're still talking 2001 then yeah you're right there, was more just theorizing about what's going on today

>>50879508
>>50879510
yeah this is the fly in the soup i think. By all accounts, Europe is looking FUCKED this upcoming cold season. Market seems totally irrational. But does that mean the market is going even lower? only time will tell. I think indepenent of that then the market might be okay, but that's certainly not any help. They need to milk this through election season.

Also it's Shemitah

>>50879636
Unironically thinking about some SOXS too. Always a little pullback after a healthy pump. Until there isn't, idk

>>50879644
Quite the opposite, I've realized that I will never lose money again.

>>50879611
>what kind of policy that Xi and the party create to try to drive population growth
Non-interest car/home loans for couples with X amount of kids seems to work.
Not sure if the CCP would tolerate that.

>>50879547
Yeah, I bet most of the performance since 2000 was the boom in China, maybe Korea too. The past decade looks abysmal though.. I dunno man, maybe they could stage a comeback but I wouldn’t bet on it.

market looking fantastic as usual, tiny correction ahead however short term

>>50879587
retail mostly out of market

>>50879236
"the fed is on vacation, pump it while jerome isn't looking"
not even kidding

>>50879236
exit pumparino on low volumarino

>>50879645
Goddamnit it's really now just hitting me that I actually listened to you and bought something you suggested. That money is as good as gone.

>>50879675
>retail mostly out of market
You're the only buyers at these prices.

Zom bros it's time to go to $5

>>50879664
yeah, plan to sell it Monday. would expect some kind of pullback after today

>>50879611
>I’m just waiting to see what kind of policy that Xi and the party create to try to drive population growth.
Every experiment on this seems to suggest political efforts actually make the birth rate worse.
>Mandatory maternity leave?
Fertility tanks
>Marriage reform to encourage women to be comfortable with the institution
Fertility tanks
>Making a big deal about tax credits for kids
Fertility tanks
Unless China adopts a fertility cult as the state religion they are powerless, and even that would just be ignored by the Chinese women.

>>50879648
Artificial wombs have a better chance of being adopted in China at least I'm guessing. Not that anyone is willing to even conceptualize how fucked the species is that we would need to use them.

Peak inflation corresponds to the bottom in markets. It's over Bobo

SPY will be back to 420 on Monday

>>50879696
qrd on zom

>>50879386
I don’t give a shit if the company goes bankrupt in two years, I’m holding the swing upwards. Worth holding a small position in imo.

>>50879714
Y tho?

>>50879695
no data showed retail not buying this rally really

>>50879413
>>50879671
It always feels weird when people talk about "emerging markets" or "international". Like, you really want to lump together Chang, Ngubu, Suresh, Juan, and Mohammed? That their economies will behave the same or reach the same potential?

It's like a dumber version of indexing the US with Australia, Europe, and Japan

Was market open really the only shorting opportunity they gave investors?

Gold price is zooming madafakas!!

>>50879732
we'er all human and we're all the same you goddam bigot i hope the government crucifies you upside down. #lovenothate

>>50879714
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
PEAK INFLATION
NO RECESSION
BACK TO NORMAL
GET LEFT BEHIND

SIGA monday predictions?

>>50879656
>Europeans when you don't like it?
Nah I like it, I always go full merchantile in EU3. But merchantilism essentially requires your colonies to direct resources to your main nation. It didnt work for the exact reason the US revolted, they didnt want their labor going to the lowest bidder essentially and wanted it to be based on demand. What interest would your colonies have in merchantilism? None, so you spend time enforcing it. Hence spending most of your profits. If instead you invest in american companies as the british king, you get the increased profit of them selling it and collect the gains via stock.
>>50879704
>Artificial wombs have a better
Kek i expect they will try it. But they need someone to raise the kids.

>line going up again
>instead of worrying about losing too much money, worrying about not making enough money

>>50879704
Legalize bride kidnappings and sex slaves.

For some reason I never let go of that Russian AUCOY shit and just saw it was up 75%. Not that I can sell it but fuck I’ll take the unexpected win

Any TA anons here being able to say something insightful right now? Looks like we're about to close well above the 200 EMA. Could be a fakeout still, no?

>>50879631
No shit

>>50879729
Because I have 424/425 call credit spreads expiring Monday

>>50879732
Are you trying to imply that some races can't be trusted with wealth and economic development? That's a racism.

>>50879761
Pull back. Then close at 26+ end of week.

SPY pumping 2% on the lowest daily volume this year should make you cautious, bulls.

>>50879750
Not racist, just don't like their market outlooks. Besides, Ngubu's one of the good ones.

Do I sell my UVXY calls for a juicy 50% loss? Where do I put that cash?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50879731
>>50879675
I know Lain is supposed to be Japanese but this Italian actress would make a perfect live action Lain. Am I wrong?

should I put 10k in zom

goes to 2 I make 5x

>>50879788
>muh low volume
it never plays out like you said it would, does it?

>>50879612
>he's still in disbelief

>>50879788
Well, the volume today may beat some other recent days, but it's still very, very low.

>>50879799
>Do I sell my UVXY calls for a juicy 50% loss?
Yes
>Where do I put that cash?
All in 0DTE SPY Calls

>>50879788
>>50879774

Buy bitfarms

>>50879337

My suspicion is that the market is being pumped to make thr Democrats look better before the midterms

>>50879779
Oh boy...

>>50879774
We are entering a strong ball and chain pattern, this is bullish. Looks like Biden's balls are in parallax. Mars is in retrograde until end of next week so that's good too.
certified TA shaman here

>>50879671
I placed my chips, It's literally still low af. If we can believe in reversion to the mean then at some point it should outperform. The volatility should mean it outperforms in the long run.

I'm quite bullish on Korea because they have very good infrastructure and I am betting on the war ending and the 2 koreas joining together which will create a boom a lot of construction companies and such in the current South Korea and a great balance of trade with their cheap North Korean labour. The North Koreans will eventually catch up on education as they get indoctrinated into the stronger society. The army will be one of the largest standing armies in the world and the necessity for conscription will not leave as the threat of china will be ever present. Honestly Korea has so much going for it right now the whole penninsula will be a superpower in the next 30 years. Kim is basically a western doctrine, trying to escape the sins of his father. At some point he will collude with the South to execute his sister and free himself to a retirement in Switzerland.

South Korean cars and televisions are literally everywhere, they're the middle ground between China and Japan. Korea's biggest enemy is itself, the population still believes they are inferior to the US and Japan because of history but actually they have likely surpassed both in technological advancement. If they're lucky some TSMC employees will jump to samsung and make their chip manufacturing excel.

>>50879813
I'm up 100% and 100k in 2022, so no, I'm often right.

>>50879821
Ill fomo into her, if you know what I mean

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SOLD EVERYTHING LAST WEEK THINKING I SOLD THE TOP AND NOW I'M PRICED OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guess I'll pivot back into crypto since it's looking cheap outside of ETH.

Gentlemen, why is VIX decreasing in such a linear manner? Look at it from June onwards. It's not just the size of the descent, but the shape. it's a straight diagonal line. I can't find anything like it in the past 5 years; VIX usually moves in a more parabolic manner, and usually has spikes. From a market perspective, what does this indicate? Health? Poor health? Low volume? High volume? What does it say about institutional participation, etc. Anything?

>>50879774
>>50879839
btw I didn't draw a line because my last rooster escaped and I'm short on bird entrails

>>50879828
What's the chart on the bottom there?

>>50879844
A combined Korea also ends up with nukes (possibly/semi-working ones are good enough).

>>50879762
>But they need someone to raise the kids.
True, they can always generate only high-IQ high-agreeableness females and run elementary boarding schools and
>>50879768

SOXL STOP PUMPING

>>50879839
I can't believe you typed all that and solved a captcha to post that unfunny bullshit

>>50879607
Good way to look at it. One thing to evaluate in the case of fast food is that each restaurant would need an engineer/technician to calibrate and service the equipment. These guys are pretty expensive, so how much do you really save? Cashiers were the cheapest and easiest cut, but cutting frycooks will be more costly for less of an inprovement

>>50879857
go all in VIX every day it's gonna coom

>>50879839
What's the definition of a ball and chain pattern?
Genuinely curious.

>>50879762
IVF in Africans and Africans to nanny the hell spawn, duh

>>50879788
Does it really bother you that markets are going higher?
You should consider taking a more neutral exposure so you can wait patiently for the next downtrend to actually start. These trends can play out longer than you expect.

>>50879874
>, they can always generate only high-IQ high-agreeableness females and run elementary boarding schools and
kek this sounds like an manga ive read.

>>50879867
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/a/accumulationdistribution.asp

>>50879884
I solved it twice even, with my brain power it is a trifle

up almost 90,000 this month, solid rebound in the market

Should be back to ATH by christmas

>>50879847
Can't be from volume analysis, though.

Praying for the anon with the 0dte SPY 427c lmao he can almost make it

>>50879857
shhhh! stop asking questions, just buy

>>50879873
the south Koreans can make nukes it's not a hard technology, they just don't want to piss people off and waste it on their growth potential. They actually see North Korea's focus on nuclear weapons as the reason that South Korea has outpaced them in basically every aspect. The population is literally 3x the size. They get pretty fat and their education system is one of the most competitive in the world.

>>50879904
kek

>ZOM

>>50879229
DO WE PUMP NEXT WEEK OR DO WE SELL TODAY

>b-but Cramer rang the bell!
That was the literal bottom kek.

i hope the nasdaq goes up forever today

>>50879648
>no one was having kids anyway and it wasnt because of the government
That's one way of putting it. Another way to put it was that no one was having kids because of government policy but not the one child policy specifically. Yet another way to put it was that no one was having kids because he gave you a foot massage.

>>50879797
Brazil and Argentina are actually pretty bullish here.

frieza bros help me...

>>50879834
Dems are pretty much going to lose the House regardless, that's enough for them to "lose" the midterms even if they keep the Senate.

>>50879857
>SPY goes up in an almost straight line
>gee why does VIX go down in an almost straight line for the same period
it's a mystery, anon, there's no way to find out

>>50879924
the bottom was a month before that when quad witching ended in june

>>50879900
Have I said that? I'm still long equities too, but I recognize that this pump isn't gonna last much longer.

I have a great urge to sell before close.

>>50879917
Oh come on, seriously, I want to know your (or anyone's) thoughts. I take it you think it's indicative of manipulation or something? Manipulation by who, and to what end? I'm guessing the Fed pumping the market, to help democrat midterm chances by making current admin look good?

>>50879943
vix is not inverse the market you absolute fucking babboon it's a volatiltiy indicator

>>50879947
unironically a wise choice, even if the rally continues the odds for a pull back in PM on Monday are high

>>50879947
I've just set stop losses not far from current prices, if we pump good, if not well

>>50879857
Looks inorganic and orchestrated.
Big interlinked trading programmes running the same profiles and siphoning off sale pressure repeatedly in very specific ways.
At least that's my current guesstimate.

why did i use leverage again ???? FUCK

This is the point to start selling.
The FED needs to restrict the money supply. Which it has not really done due to politics.

Cant ruin those mid terms jerome!!

>>50879943
SPY has gone in a straight line many times in the past. I cannot find one instance of VIX ever looking like this.

>>50879947
Really wouldn't hurt

>>50879920
Oh I get that, I just mean it's like a corporate takeover/merger where instead of a key patent, they get a nuclear deterrent overnight. That basically guarantees independence against China.

>>50879937
I want a South American ETF that longs the conservative/restructuring countries and shorts the communist turning/defaulting ones.

>>50879902
>this sounds like an manga ive read.
Well now I'm curious, this is a solid porn plot but in the context of social and genetic engineering I've never heard of anyone even considering it. Anyway China is uninvestable for at least a couple decades as far as I'm concerned.

>>50879903
Ty, will take a look at it

>>50879956
>hurr durr it's not an inverse of the market it just happens to go in the other direction as the market at the same time most of the time
SPY rally = VIX cooling off, simple as. If you can't see that I don't know what else to tell you.

LAST CHANCE
BUY BUY BUY

>>50879696
>NO lets NOT go. Lets CRASH/TANK/DIP/BONK/whatever. I am SO sick of getting run over like this. I really am tired of other people's actions costing me money, whether its the market, or life in general. Tired of going broke over irrational buying ( or selling) not based on fundamental reality. If people are going to blindly "buy the dip" even when it doesn't make sense, then they should be blocked from the market. The apes/robin hooders, etc.... are ruining things for me. Take away their accounts, and send them back to flipping burgers.

Sold my AAPL for some kind of tax reduction wash sale. Should I buy back in or wait for a dip?

>>50879904
cheeky bastard

>>50879960
Alright mate see you on the other side when we close

>>50879963
Stop losses won't do anything if it opens lower by default on Monday

>>50880003
>AAPL
>dip
Lamo the dip was in march 2020 and june 2022

>>50879799
whens expiry? If you've got a month or so I'd ride til next week.

up and to the right at a 45 degree angle

>>50879956
>one of the biggest and most important market indexes climbs
>volatility drops
BWUHHHH HOW DID DIS HABBEN GUIZ!!??!2

The absolute gall to call other people idiots in the same post, dunning kruger tier.

Lmao bobos btfo

>>50879943
>the insults anon was bombarded with were well deserved

>>50879989
Why the straight diagonal line? As I said, VIX has always decreased in a parabolic shape.

>>50880014
Just sold my October ones for half of what I bought them for. Still got December ones that I might average down on

>>50879977
>they will crash everything before the midterms
topkek

>>50880022
>climbing 15% STRAIGHT UP in ONE month in an index that averages less than that per year is not volatile
okey dokey artichokey

>>50879977
Checked! But they did start. Just very gently. I think they pick up the speed next month.
>>50879986
>Well now I'm curious,
>https://mangadex.org/title/46e9cae5-4407-4576-9b9e-4c517ae9298e/the-promised-neverland
Not so much a sexual thing but a harvesting thing.

>>50880043
just know its a lotto ticket
looking like institutions have been instructed to not let the market dump until midterms
but they can't stop a black swan

My oil shorting is paying off.

>>50880012
fair, Im not liking AAPL's chart

Tigers. Hiding. Fully hidden. Completely Hidden Tigers.

>>50880066
same. i'm going to rebuy for the fall though, europe is fucked.

Why Does The Forest Stay Silent At Night.

>>50880051
That's just not how the volatility that VIX measures works. Maybe you're assuming too many things and don't understand what VIX measures?

Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summer's out of reach
Empty lake, empty streets
The sun goes down alone
I'm driving by your house
Though I know you're not home

>>50879946
Your words and tone imply frustration.
I've sold down into this rally but there's no actual reason it has to go lower here. Companies are making profits. People are employed, we're even back to peak employment. Money is passively funneling into the S&P at the highest rate ever.

While this does seem a bit overdone, you should still be net long right now.

RECESSION CANCELLED

>>50880051
>implying anything in the market is real or based in reality and that it isn't all a bunch of manipulated fuck shit and has been since it's inception, even well before the modern era
You're so retarded I legitimately feel bad for you.

>>50880095
hearing the Ataris version makes me feel old as dust

Thank you america for all the gains

The Forest Is Pindrop Silent. Why?

Who the fuck keeps buying? Is it JPow? It better not be JPow.

What in tarnation is going on?

>>50880125
I dunno are the crouching faggots about to come out?

I just remembered that gookfu is pregnant and that lingerie isn't going to work... I'ma have to fucking hide it until next Valentine's day, but I bought blue lingerie which isn't appropriate for Valentine's day. I'm such a fucking retard.

>>50880112
nigger what are you on about

>>50880111
Trips of deception???

>>50879761
Liquidity is there on this stock.
Expect a pullback on Monday if no news.
Expect it to gap up if there is news.

Strategy: buy now and hold, set a close stoploss for Monday morning.

>>50880094
It seems odd; I would think options activity would ramp up given how vertical this rally has been. It's as if not a single market player doubts the rally at all, and yet, every market news source is talking every day about how this is typical of a bear market rally, etc.

Wait...

>>50880139
Nastydaq gonna close up out of correction.

>>50880042
>VIX has always decreased in a parabolic shape
I admit the past two months looks a bit unusual for VIX, but I doubt it’s unprecedented, and sometimes markets just surprise you. It looks like the markets have digested steadily something that justifies lower volatility

>>50879981
>I want a South American ETF that longs the conservative/restructuring countries and shorts the communist turning/defaulting ones.
Unfortunately, almost all foreign single-country ETFs are just fee-sucking trash that longs the most corrupt large cap shit, most of which has seen zero appreciation over the past decade or two. You have to build your own basket of eggs if you wanna do well with EM.

>>50879314
GIVE ME YOUR CUM, BULL
no homo

>>50880116
Nothing beats the original, imo.

>>50879916
SPY BROS GIVE HIM YOUR STRENGTH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50880132
When the forest is quiet, you can hear everyone who steps. We're in the darkest, quietest hour of the forest right now, and everyone's footsteps can be heard.

Everyone who's moving has their steps echoing through the forest. Some are moving very, very fast. They're sprinting through the forest, in a mad dash.

But the smart ones step slowly, quietly, trying to stay silent

>>50880158
>digested steadily something t
Yeah....inflation has peaked...

>>50880125
Because you're getting BTFO on your VIX call spreads

>>50880051
If it goes straight up there’s no volatility, volatility is changes up and down. The VIX measures implied volatility from options

>>50879916
Oh shit OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEVER SELLING.

>>50880191
havent bought any call spreads yet even. ive decided to wait for decreased IV on VX calls. Also gonna go ahead and double down on short equities here.
Hedging strats order of profitability in 2022:

Individual shitco stock puts > index puts > VIX calls

a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% SOXL

HE'S IN DENIAL
HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
STOP THINKING
STOP HIDING
START BUYING

I'm a bear that's 38% net short right now and I want to KMS.

>>50879314
I don't hold positions overnight, so I have no horse in the race either way, but I'm seeing a lot of retail thinking what you're thinking. Which means it is distinctly likely to be a bear market rally.

>>50880216
Im surprised you are bold enough to show your face around here l*m poster.

Not gonna lie, that volume is something else.

So I think we hit a bear market rally because HF's are bidding everything up to save their 2022 yearly returns before redemption season in Q4.

I'm gonna sell SPY put spreads because we will have some delated volatility for some time and my asshole is sore from a few shorts squeezing on me (VERU)

>he's going to jail
hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

>>50880216
>lum posting is back
buy soxs!

>>50880227
Everyone's getting very greedy, especially retail. Right around now is when a lot of retail is going to start FOMOing in. People for smart money to sell short to.

LEAPS

>Fink: why do we need 2% target inflation
>can bring down prices in other ways
Lmao bobos will still not realize the fix is in. Buy now retards.

>first 6 hours of trading
>last half-hour of trading

>>50880213
Are you shorting SIGA at any point? I may be interested in buying a put when it's above 30

Mr. Mumu sir, if you could spare just the smallest of pullbacks, I'd be ever so grateful

I wonder if the SARK ETF structure is something worth buying the dip on because Cathie's ARKK is +20% monthly

Yahoo: Stock rally based on hope

Bobo: Hope is ma honeypot

>>50880263
I kind of want to pet that bear. Looks like a retarded dog.

2008 vs 2022

>>50880246

>>50880233
my SOXL portfolio is doing just fine
>>50880248
this you?
>SOXL +80% since this post

>>50880248
That's not him. relax.

>>50880246
well deserved for this limp dicked impotent faggot who could nothing but tweet and larp on social media as a fucking president.
holy fuck was that motherfucker useless.
no wonder it was so easy for all of them to tap dance on his fucking face.

where's the dude who had a 0dte spy call at 427

>>50879916
Take my power

>>50880276
Believe it or not, this is already priced in.

SPY 427 BRO

>>50880262
What are IV on SIGA puts anyways? Shit has to be super expensive to the point where the RV(realized volatility) means the stock has to move like $10 bucks down in one day to even render them profitable?

I don't know if call spreads are even worth it on SIGA either cuz it could keep squeezing from shorts closing. Idk. It seems risky both ways

Maybe waiting for IV to flatten a bit and then buying some puts with a good amount of time value so you can ride out the stock's inevitable dump to low teens again

>>50880276
COOOOOOOOPE

>>50879269
Yeah sure fag

>>50880288
But he cut corporate taxes AND moved the embassy to Jerusalem. Libs btfo!

>>50880197
Actually volatility is fluctuation in returns, it doesn’t necessarily have to go up and down. Constant 1% up ever day > no volatility, from 1% to 1.5% up is some volatility

>>50880095

LET'S GO PARABOLICCCCCCC

>>50880276
The dow has changed components since 2008. Why dont you do it on the Sp 500. Youd see we are only 9% from aths.

I want to know what love is God dammit!

>>50880283
no, I took a break for a few months while you faggots were all posting your dicks

>>50880291
>closes at exactly 427.00
top kek

BRO WTF

>>50880316
You want me to show you?

>>50880262
I just feel like my cash is better shorting other shitty pharmas than SIGA (like AVXL, VERU, SAVA, etc) because SIGA is a meme PnD but IV is so fcking high. I might just buy some puts if IV goes lower than 75% and the required Realized Move is only a few bucks for profit

>>50879857
That we've had the most consistently elevated VIX since the great depression, and the Fed and all the other fuckery in 2020 onwards have been repeatedly shocking markets, but now the market sees the light at the end of the tunnel

>>50880316
Baby don't hurt me?

>>50880309

>>50880308
Almost 20% up from the bottom on SPY

>>50880321
i wasn't posting dicks that was probably one of the SIGA retards

Just realized, the rate of recovery currently is actually faster than the recovery from the covid crash.

>>50880344

>DING DING DING
Well, how'd it go today, anon?

>>50880266
Checked, but why would you give that kind of validation to a woman?

>>50880331
its gonna crab till the midterms

then...

pooooofff

>>50880360
I'm up 2%!

How you think?

>>50880360
cant complain

>>50880294
lmao barely made it

>>50880331
Not even a concern. They look nothing like that TA.

>>50880360
SPY 427.00

I actually think I’m going to kill myself. Just need to make sure my life insurance pays off in cases of suicide

>>50880360
Up like +1% or so, I forget

>>50880360
I just wanted coom, is that so much to ask?

Yeah I'm thinkin this is gonna be a good weekend bull bros....

Well that was a vanna rally, VIX getting raped.

I'm gonna start selling ATM put spreads on SPY because vol is mediocre rn which is the best time to VRP harvest on an index because vol isn't too crazy to fuck your put spreads but isn't too low to make ur credit spreads worthless to begin with

>>50880379
They generally don’t, sorry.

Where's the 0dte SPY 427c? I want to see what happened.

>>50880360
pretty good. Rolled my in profit GME call to next friday. Hoping I can make an extra 50-100 bucks a week selling this shit

>>50880360
meh

>>50880390
Don't tell me you just edged the last 8 months.

SIGA been somewhat growing for the past 3 days but on declining volume. What does that mean?

>>50880360
Slowly but surely gay sex is making me rich

STUPID FUCKING BOBO NEVER LOOKED AT A VOLUME CHART IN HIS LIFE

>>50880433
Someone’s waiting to dump their shares

How do I learn to invest in stocks the clown world way?

>>50880478
be a permabull, that's it

>>50880482
Surely you still need to pick the right stocks for that. Do I just go with whatever is trending on reddit immediately?

>>50880441
youre not seriously looking at the "volume" on SPX are you? indices have no volume, that shit on the bottom is meaningless
go look at the volume on SPY for the real story

>>50880478
Be permacontango harvester, simple as

>>50880433
It means that big boy buyers are skiddish about throwing more money at a stock that is up 300% in a matter of a couple of months.

It's either either gonna ooooo or ahhhhh very soon depending on whether that next big move is someone entering or exiting.

>>50880478
Just swing trade both ways using momentum and volume indicators. Try to ignore all news and theorizing about the direction of the economy. Only chart.

>>50880491
Unironically buy boring companies that aren't flashy or talked about.

>>50880496
Why would you say it's SPX?

>ON Semiconductor at ATHs
I don't like it.

piece of shit market i only made $1,000 usd today fucking GARBAGE now i gotta wait 2.5 days to make more money so fucking stupid shitty fucking cunt

>>50880520
Have a bigger principle, pleb

>>50880512
because i pulled up the chart and saw a similar volume profile

>>50880497
What does that mean?

>>50880496
Isn’t volume of SPX volume of the stocks that make the index

>>50880491
i've only been investing since 2018 and literally just buy index funds every single month no matter what and I've done really well. don't try to be a "stock picker", just buy VOO or VTI and be done with it and then come here for a laugh

>>50880534
shhhhh don't let the midwit know

>>50880508
John deere did well.

>>50880534
in theory maybe, that doesnt mean thats what appears when you add "volume" to spx
look at the spy volume, that's what really gets traded

>>50880534
Jesus christ, anon.

Reminder that these are the "people" who think the future is bullish.

>>50880530
You can make monthly gains by shorting VIX futures when rolling over from one month to the next. Even though it's a pseudo-bullish position the contango combined with the stable range of VIX means that you can make gains even when the market is overall going down. On a paper account I shorted VIX futures on Jan 27th and closed a few days ago with a +31% gain.

>>50880556
lmao. Exactly what I'm talking about.

>>50880360
Smallcap is starting to snowball like i predicted. Just nervous because I don't feel my position is strong enough to make life-changing money. But im out of dry powder so rip.

i got a caffeine headache

>>50880508
Not good advice given that it's all about sectors + the boarder market. A sector can get hammered even if it's perfectly stable and boring.

>>50880534
all the big boys trade spy because its an etf that holds the top 500 companies so its easier to manipulate the entire stock market in their favor

>>50880575
what ticker, avuv?

>>50880564
What gets traded too are the stocks that make the index, and you add up the those volumes to make the index volume.
>>50880565
So it doesn’t work the way I described? Well shit.

>>50880580
We'll go get some coffee or something, mane

>>50880360
I lost money in a green day due to fucking frza, I could have done anything else and made money. I'm so sad

>>50880619
im saying that value is not the value that is listed on "volume" when that gets added to spx
you know most of the indicators on tradingview are open source and custom right? you cant just trust them out of the box
the volume profile on spy is legit. there is no volume profile on ndx. the one for spx is very different than spy and spx futures, so i dont trust it

>>50880116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkzJh_iU4_I

>>50880491
>>50880546

>>50880627
i will later

>>50880619
No, it doesn't work that way. That would be asinine; why would they tally the volume of stocks with completely different prices? What would they do when stocks get split? etc. What you're viewing is almost certainly futures volume. If your brokerage is showing you tallied volume of index components, you should get a new one.

>>50880652
>I lost money in a green day due to fucking frza, I could have done anything else and made money. I'm so sad
That part of you.
The part that is sad.
That's why you are red today.
You are never going to make money until you beat that nigger to death.

Stop feeling and start trading.

I have mostly crab spreads exp next week, and I still broke even, despite the giant green dildos

>>50880676
>>50880676
>>50880676

>>50880360
Still buying more amc puts, technically in the red today but id rather be early than late to this play

>>50880608
Nah it's literally a single stock that I just researched the shit out of.

>>50880662
it just werks

>>50880657
Okay, I get it. I’ve always just assumed that’s what the value would show. I mean, how difficult would it be for a stock site to add up all the stock volumes to make the index volume. Not very difficult i’d assume

>>50880360
Down 6%

>>50880739
Not difficult, just useless and retarded. That would legit be embarrassing and probably push away actual smart clients with actual money.

ive now lost $40,000 on options in the past 3 years. I really hate waging and I only make 40k a year. I might kill myself. I dont see how Ill ever be able to make this back and be worthy of anything after fucking up so bad

>>50880681
Good point. Maybe not number of shares but dollar value traded instead?

>>50880707
Yes, what ticker?

>>50880763
It happens, and people have lost way more than that. Now you know to stop making stupid fucking decisions with options. You’ll make it back, but you’ll have to wage. Next time don’t gamble anything you care to lose and don’t make extremely risky short term plays, just slowly put money into SPY and go from there.

>>50879660
Why would I want my car to drive itself?

>>50879750
Shut up, faggot.

>>50880978
Ideally I want both options. I hate driving.