/biz/ - Business & Finance

I Have been in this trading stock market since I think Tuesday of last week. And it has been nothing but stress. Every time my little green bar goes up it, it goes back down in with the red bars.

I have been faced with nothing but hell, from all the racist men at wall street bet. There is a God and he hates black powerful women trading stocks. This stock trading game is not fair and that is when I realized we must give black women protection in the stock markets. We need to use the profits made from the other men trading in the stocks as a safety net.

I mean come on how cool would it be if Black WOMEN can trade in the stock market and not worry about losing their hard earn money?? We need to start offering people of color an option for a REFUND if the stocks go bad. That is FAIR! You and I know this!

EQUAL RIGHTS IN THE STOCK MARKET NOW!

>>50875942
fag

I love women so much it's unreal.

BUY BUY BUY
>BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY
>BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY
>BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY
>BUY BUY BUY

I'm not sharing tickers anymore. The money is all mine. From now on, I'm only here to laugh at you all

You're shorting the top,right?

FRZA bros, it's already ogre

>>50875942
You're not funny.

who else boring dividend-chasing boomer here?

>>50875977
damn that was lame

>FRZA
lol

>>50875942
We already have bonds for people like you

>>50875977
OH NO NO NO NO
WHO GOT DUMPED ON LADS

>>50875977
this is just the first sell off from everyone that got in at 5.

FUCK THE TEN YEAR YIELD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50875959
>>50875982
>>50875996

See this is exactly the type of response I get in this stock community. Nothing but ignorance.

>>50875976
I've been shorting the "top" since June you motherfucker.

>>50875975
Based. I don't tell these plebs about my secret ticket stash.

>>50875942
>im 14 and this is deep

does anyone have any insider info on

daily inflation nowcasting

>>50876041
Yes.

>>50876036
Ive been telling people
Its the only surefire way that they stay away from the position

fake and gay pump as usual

>>50876041
monday will be green but you didnt hear it from me.

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Any SIGA trannies in here?

>>50875985
NOT ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>50875932
GAY SEX SIGA

guys I'm bag holding freeza

>>50876083
what are you going to do from here?

>>50876041
>info on

bros... did they get to him?

I fuckin love gay sex bros.

How do I fade this VIX move?

Can le gay sex stock stop fucking crabbing already?

>I bought more soxl
Raped or based?

SOXL bros we rise.

>>50876079
disgusting
-HH

>>50876064
motherfucker please don't fucking jinx it for us again

>>50876048
>Daily inflation still nearly 8.4%
CHRIST

>>50876119
enjoy your maserati

>>50876076
Tricked me good you sly devil, haha
You do you sport

Who has the earnings calendar for next week?

>>50876131
>Daily inflation
is the syntax this hard to understand?

bbby is up 7%
redditors are euphoric
I think I’m going to buy

Huh VIX/UVXYbros...

>>50876092
probably hold over the weekend, see how pm looks on monday

>>50876148
earningswhispers.com

I think I might just keep buying Calls on SPY and that's it

>>50876131
i-it's not 3% anymore?

Bulttards fomoing in.
You know what comes next,right?

>>50876151
I'M GONNA END UP IN THE POOR HOUSE, ANON!

WE ALL ARE!

>>50876159
poor one out for our dead homie

>>50876123
>nose ring
disgusting

Holy shit did UVXY miss earnings?

>>50876123
>SOXL bros we rise.
It's finnaly our time!
On another note, I'm such a coomer for this latina whore. Something about her just does it for me.

Poor bobo pooped his diaper again :(((

>>50876038
You are young and the future of this world! You can shape it to any size color you want! Don't let these men determine your faith. You determine that. You make yourself something and be PROUD!

>>50876064
oh thank g_d, there's our top signal.

>>50876194
Well you know what they say: UVXY, U-DIE-Y

>>50876194
lmao. If you give any credence to graphs that match the SPY to 1937, 2008 or whatever then the market should be bullish until ~August 20th or later then dump from september to january. But that's probably bullshit.

>>50876123
those things are bigger than my head, that is bullish

FRZA halted up. Stressful.

Thoughts about ASTS LEAPS?

>>50876123
reminder there is no way she can properly wipe under those things

Gold looks like it's getting ready for a big move, but I can't tell in which direction. It's been trading unusual the last few days. We get cpi, the dollar tanks and gold sells off the rest of the day. Today the dollar makes a huge comeback and gold is rising with it

>>50876123

sauce?

>>50876239
i sold at bottom like a rookie- thought it was rugging

I really want to invest in DAVE Inc. (Ticker: DAVE) because I love the name of it. How low can it go?

Bought a single December Put. Yup, that's my trade for the day. Fuch this fake ass market.

>>50876251
Its yinyleon.

>>50876239
>YWN kill the environment with TayTay by taking frivolous private flights
WHY LIVE

>>50876249
>reminder there is no way she can properly wipe under those things
How is this an issue? I'd give my entire QQQ position to slurp her tit sludge.
>>50876250
Been having troubles going above $1800. You think it'll dump?

genuine question,
is anybody holding HYG or JNK for "retirement" purposes?

Dafuq does this mean?

>>50876291
don't rain on our parade today anon.

>>50876273
at least give it a day jeez

>>50876293
based titsweat enjoyer

Didn't get an answer earlier.
With TD Ameritrade yielding near 0% on my cash balance despite the recent rate hikes, I've been contemplating how to get better rates then the brokerage default cash sweeps.

Looking at stuff like SUB (munis) or SHV (treasuries). Have any of you looked into this at all, or do you all just leave your cash as cash?

>>50876312

Just went all in to Liquidia.

>its another market trades sideways till last hour of day episode

I accidentally longed the US Dollar

>>50875976
>>50876190
BoBros, I just got the call in from Powell. He said the "wait and see" means wait and see how his poomp party does during the midterms. If Rs take back congress, it's full on crash time; if Ds, it's party poomp Pelosi style.

You've been warned.

Dems win again!

>>50876333
>interest rates still way below daily inflation
ngmi, you need a conservative strategy of OTM call degeneratemaxxing to keep up with the daily 8.4%

Quick, $10k, what buy?

>>50876358
Yo nigga, it’s literally up.
Just 1%, but that’s still a green day

>>50876358
inb4 we get rugged by bonds like yesterday

>>50876293
I thought is was going down yesterday. Spot gold is right below 1800 and I think that's what's going on. Once it decides whether it's going to stay above or below I think we get the sharp move. I could see 2% in either direction.

CCXI nigger told me to buy BLUE so I am buying BLUE.

>>50876380
liquidia is going to keep running

>>50876367
This is just for the cash portion of my portfolio.
I expect that my oil stocks will continue to outperform inflation because oil is inflation.

>>50876380
Rum and chickpeas

>>50875985
Yeah boy! Seriously though, I'm trying to get to 1000 shares of IEP before the end of the year.

>>50876188
It's zero, you GQP dRumpft supporter. Trust the science and listen to the experts. It's not a recession!

>>50876305
You don't know what warrants are? It's like an option, but issued by the company. If you exercise, the company mints new shares. That's the main difference, they're options that also cause dilution

Yup I got fucked on FRZA. Down 14%

I think I'm bad at this

>>50876443
What is it

frza doesnt have as much gas as tgl did. guess everyone had their fun yesterday.

>>50876436
>>50876443
yup- i got rugged by FRZA and TGL- TGL is worse cuz i fomo back in and got my account frozen then lost money.

>I am now comfortable knowing i will forever be poor.

>>50876408
>IEP
Good choice
I only got 125 for now, but I want to buy a bunch more, slowly but surely (having a middle 5-digit salary is suffering)

>>50876443
I know how you feel, boo. The same thing keeps happening to me. This is a clear example of systemic racism. We need to speak up and change the world, for the better. So our kids can have a better more equatable world.

>>50876434
Thank you anon. Isn't this essentially bearish?

WHY ISN'T SIGA AT $100 YET THIS IS MANIPULATION

Instead of chasing memes you should of been DCAing into dividend stocks like AFCG or IIPR.
>MAPW
>LFLYW

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-monkeypo[z]-case-numbers-begin-to-plateau

SIGAsisters, i'm starting to think this will just fizzle out. People are too burned out from the rona to get hysterical about another epidemic right away. Reality is that it's a fag disease and there's a somewhat limited supply of fags which places a ceiling on SIGA. I'm up 25% but i think i'm going to take profits today.

>>50876466

Learn from it anon I've been there. Next time you'll be the one handing off the bags

Youll cowards need to stop gambling so hard.

>>50876436
Yah I'm glad I didn't buy into that. Electric boat engines don't seem all that bullish. Also,
>lol @ MEGL
>lol @ TGL

>>50876470
The company gets paid on the sale of the warrant and the redemption. So it’s a better option that isn’t as risky for depletion and usually far more affordable with the higher swings in price because of the lower price per warrant

>>50876486
Yep, I learned the hard way. Even if you're right for a given period of time but wrong in the short term, being overleveraged might prevent you from getting that far.

Thoughts on where SPY will close?

Personally need it 427+ otherwise im doomed but thats about a 5% chance of happening

Any big news to be looking at?

>>50876497
Stop using robinhood

i'm getting fucked on LQDA now. I don't even know what these guys do.

made 4k lately and just realized a lost about 150. considering it a donation to market makers so they dont get too mad at my winning streak. one for the homies you could say.

>>50876477
I was in BAVA (danish stock for Bavarian) - did about 100% before the fizzle.

Youre right I believe, for now .... But hey, this is going to be the next big thing ....

Take profits now, and buy in back later when it comes up again. Ive known about this disease coming for months, as the intelligence agencies tipped me about it.

This is going higher. MUCH MUCH Higher.... Just you wait. For now though, I would advise doing what you said, get out and go chase something else that has momentum.

Take a look at TOMZ or NVTA is what I'd tell you. Insane returns waiting.

Good luck.

page 12
https://www.nti.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/NTI_Paper_BIO-TTX_Final.pdf

>>50876488
How the fuck are you supposed to charge it? but I am in at 11$ lmao

>he doesn't have $DAVE
Ngmi

you people really are falling for this bulltrap now?

MARA $20 EOD if BTC keeps going. Fuckin 30% short float. It's already squeezed 200% from its low and has no reason to stop

>>50876497
>he bought short-dated OTM calls on babby's first trading app
Good luck

>>50876530
Not sure but they only have 5 employees. Sounds like a couple of dudes in a garage

>>50876541
fuck off

>>50876497
Think of it as an expensive lesson learned

>>50876528
You're trying to profit off the suffering of Gay men. And that is NOT OK! You need to donate your profits to your local HIV LGBTQ community to make up for what you did. Do you think your grandparents would be proud of you? Come on. Be a GOOD PERSON. Be LIKE JESUS and do what he would.

I done fucked up with FRZA

Average cost is $14.64

Please buy

>>50876552
I've turned $50 into $1k multiple times on 0dte otm options. Especially spy and aal

Who is Salman Rushdie?

VIXbros, we fuckin lost

>>50876587
already bought and sold. someone took $150 bucks from me and i got nothing in return. 0/10 would not recommend this product.

>>50876598
Exmuslim

>>50876587
My average is 13.88. EBICCCC

>>50876558
maybe that means someone is going to pump and dump this shit like HKD

>>50876593
How many times have you turned $50 into zero, though?

>>50876587
I was telling Boeing anon last night that too many of you have gotten used to the abnormal amount of lucky pnd's and have been spoiled by them. This definitely isn't a normal thing and a lot of people will get burned by it.

I cant being myself to buy calls on the reddit stocks like BBBY and NVTA but they are all green

>>50876593
Teach me your ways, I used to make 500 on average but it was itm calls

>>50876598
A guy who's been making muslims seethe and shit their pants for more than three decades

>>50876609
>Exmuslim
His names on German MSM tickers right now.
Whoever he is, he got attacked somewhere and somehow Iran is now being threatened with annihilation or something...

>>50876598
>Salman RushDIE
>Dies after being Rushed to ER

who writes this shit?

I can't believe 4chan broke the Salmon Rushdie and Kobe news. What a time to be alive.

>>50876477
School starts in a week or two. Just wait till kids start getting it. Panic will ensue. Plus, we don't even have EUA yet. Once we get it, we'll be up 50% over night.

>>50876598
Sheytan's favourite murtad, astaghfirullah

>>50876587
>>50876612
my average is 12.40

AAPL bros.... Winning is getting tiresome

Now that S&P overtook the 4200 resistance does that mean the recession really is over?

>>50876670

>>50876649
this, pretty much Tolkien-tier

>>50876598
A guy who should’ve stayed in the UK and not rely on new York of all places to protect him

>>50876678
i dunno i capitulated and went all in some spy calls for the end of september.

>>50876380
Buy some KOS. Oil prices and LNG prices are going to increase this winter. They have large assets of both and their production costs average $15.88 per BOE. Just had earnings earlier this week and things are looking good for them with forecasted production increasing 50% by 2024. $6.50 share price with a $10.40 price target.

>>50876497
Honestly, if it closes above 422, it'll signal a meltup and an end to the bear thesis, at least for the short term.

>>50876652
>broke
how?

>>50876718
>He doesn't have 5 /pol/ tabs open at all times

>>50876477
>>50876528
>>50876661
Wait for the end of the clinical trial and/or EUA before exiting imho.
It will crab until then... but crabbing in a stock like SIGA presents significant opportunity for gains.

>>50876661
I'm thinking of taking profits today, and buy back in right before school starts depending on case trends and the price.

>>50876730
I mean how did 4chan break it when it's all reposts of articles or tweets?

>>50875932
Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/390806106

>>50876616
A lot. Kek. The discipline I'm trying to learn is WAIT for actual opportunities. Not always having to have money in a position at all times.

>>50876678
lol cramer
we're going down big time then

The shakeout stress.

bought a lil CHPT yesterday on a whim

>>50876649
>who writes this shit?
russo booking

>>50876746
Some fag Chautauqua worker.

>>50876633
That's because Iran says it's a religious duty to kill Salman Rushdie.

>>50876760
that was several weeks ago anon, it's been ripping ever since. SPY just took 424 for fucks sake

>>50876661
>tfw im starting school next week.
im legit nervous about that shit breaking out here, though there is probably a low percent of fags here.

>>50876678
>Cramer said there will be no armageddon
brb selling off my entire portfolio to purchase long-arms and ammunition and non perishables.

>>50876746
4chan gets leaked major world events ahead of time on a regular basis. Zoom and doomer millennials that work as aides and stuff are all here.

The problem is that they're indistinguishable from shitposting 99% of the time, and intelligence agencies will drop doodoo all around the leak so it's hard to find the truth.

Never selling this share

>>50876786
lmfao real intel got linked one time and it was called fake and gay.

>>50876401
>>50876333
You probably need to actually move your money into one of these: https://research.tdameritrade.com/grid/public/research/mutualfunds/families

That or I-Bonds: https://www.treasurydirect.gov/indiv/products/prod_ibonds_glance.htm

i may fomo into UVXY

>>50876661
I just want to know if it's just an STD and not something I can catch in a public restroom or shaking hands with a gay

SOXL bros....

>>50876762
I would make some bread out of that yeast, if you know what im saying.

GET IN HERE LQDA IS SQUEEZING AGAIN!!!!

>>50876828
Mpox? Its not an STD at all. Its spread via contact with the sores. You can get it via shaking hands with someone or even rubbing a fabric/material with the pus still on it.

>>50876786
this, 4chan is the best

I got heemed so hard today from day trading.

I am putting all my money on SQQQ fuck this market. I finally feel good about investing in something.

>>50876866
This is a bigger lie than "straight people can get AIDS too!" When literally 99% of cases are men months into the pandemic, you know what's going on.

>>50876828
you can catch it both of those ways
they did studies on the surfaces in the bathrooms of monkeypix patients in the hospitals, extreme viral loads on the toilet, the flush, the sink, etc
likewise, it's spread by physical contact
even if the person didn't have a sore on their hand, if they recently scratched a sore, and then shook your hand, you'll catch it
FOMITES is the word you're looking for

shorts pinned down CHALF sector,
request air strike for gamma kill.

this shit is even more
>fucking crazy
than
>a CDO of a CDO

APOLOGIZE

>>50876919
You know how some monkeys smile when they're about to fuck your face up?
That's the vibe Cramer is giving me there

I would heem every person who laughed at me for shilling LABU and biotechs. Kneel, chuds.

>>50876678
>there will be no armageddon
>from Jim Cramer
I've never known fear like this before

>>50876853
Good times ahead

I'm about to pass $4k. This is an exciting time.

Is anyone gonna play ZOM for earnings? Last time it ran 55%

>>50876936
>>50876942
pretty sure wall street figured out the inverse jim strategy and now they are deploying the inverse the inverse strategy. Now Cramer will be like King Midas.

>>50876909
and since "double tops" and such a myths of ancient pasts this probably is yet another horizontal consolidation over time for price level acceptance and we rush another 150 pts higher on the S&P 500 next week

and holy fucking shit when you see picrelated it all becomes clear...
if these doomtard boomer fear grifters would just shut the fuck up for once their predictions might come true

>>50876958
cute! congrats

CURV CHADS WE FUCKING DID IT! 10 EOD!

Does anyone know any websites, APIs, or other sources where you can download historical 1-minute candlestick data? I use the term "historical" loosely; even 30 days of data for a given stock would be fine.

This bitnile play seems intriguing

>>50876960
>ZOM
When is their earnings?

>>50876074
i love dogs so that’s why I bought SIGA but also hate degen niggers

>>50876784
>though there is probably a low percent of fags here.
You'll soon find out.

>>50876958
congrats man! remember to sell your infected blood/plasma for more cash and to help spread SIGA cures faster

>>50877006
we're all fags here. a brotherhood of fags. nothing could be gayer.

>>50876989
i hate niggers too, that's why i vote republican

>>50876989
it's time to normalize homophobia again

>>50876898
Aids is an STD though. Mpox isnt. Its spread via contact. You shake hands with a gay guy who has aids and mpox you will only get mpox.

>>50876969
That's insane. Surely you can float ol' fathands a couple grand for my unemployment tour?

>>50876984

Monday

https://stocktwits.com/Edoc0001/message/478075408

>>50876387
>Tay has monkeypozz
Imagine my shock

How the fuck do I fade this VIX move if I think it’s going up next week on or after Wednesday?

It finally happened, my work asked me for my outside brokerage account, and I am no longer allowed to trade options. It’s been fun frens, but my options trading career has come to an end

>>50876678
You think if Cramer dies he triggers the 2nd seal? The first seal was ripped when China/USA/Australia plagued the world with the clotshot

BBYBROS WE ARE DOING IT

>>50877053
>How the fuck do I fade this VIX move if I think it’s going up next week on or after Wednesday?
Honest opinion?
Ok.
Don't bother.
see >>50876968

Boring day, nothing to trade except hold. I should just get a job.

>>50877058
What kind of slavery field are you in anon?

>>50877058
How bad did you do?! Did you bet against every memestock?

cooool

>>50877058
>my work asked me for my outside brokerage account, and I am no longer allowed to trade options
elaborate
sounds like "penis inspection day" larp

>>50877067
I fucking bought 15 minutes ago and I made $67 kek. Maybe those reddit fags are alright

>>50876408
>>50876468
IEP doesn't pay a dividend.
that's a distribution payment, you're in a limited partnership. you have to file a K-1.
the prospectus should also have explained you can be "paid" in new units, not cash. pretty much at carl's discretion, i think. he can also do the same for himself, ensuing he retains a huge majority of shares, and diluting the share price.
sometimes the shit you guys say here worries me for the future of america

>>50876940
XBI has certainly been leading the charge, up there with materials and energy. Good jorb.

>>50877036
>Aids is an STD though.
Just like mpox you can also get it other ways (IV drug use), and you'll see rare cases where it's not dudes ramming each other up the ass. But those latter anecdotes are touted waaay beyond any statistical backing.

>You shake hands with a gay guy who has aids and mpox you will only get mpox.
Apparently not often enough for it to matter. Otherwise there's no way cases are plateauing and dropping in places like NYC, Toronto, and London.

>>50877058
"I don't have one (; "

>>50877058
I walk in on my boss browsing options chains all the time.

Why is RKLB pumping +18% on less then expected earnings?

>>50876828
It's the latter. All it takes is for the virus to get inside you, one way or another. Touch a crocer cart that has some monkey puss lathered all over it? Infected. A butt pirate sneezes in your general vicinity? Infected. Pet a dog that was recently petted by a faggot with scabs on his hands and rub your eye? Infected. This shit is highly contagious.

How fucked am I?

>>50877058
Were they annoyed by your broker docking your pay to cover your margin?

>>50877040
dropped 10k into ZOM

ZOM bros are we mooning Monday

>>50876649
>who writes this shit?
salman authordie

>>50877109
>crocer
grocery*

>>50877101
>Otherwise there's no way cases are plateauing
Its plateauing because anyone vaxxed for smallpox has some decent resistance to it already.
>>50877067
I was weak with doubt in the dump to $9. Lets goooooooo OOOOOOOOOOO

>>50877095
They probably did a penis inspection and saw he still had a foreskin. No more options for you goy.

>>50877097
I saw a thread on it here first, got in at ~8. Hopefully this run will get the plebbitors pumping it more

>>50877107
I don't know, but MNTS is pumping 10% so I suspect big money's just throwing pennies at the good space stocks.

COME ON BULLBROS LET'S GET THIS MARKET TO 450 MOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50876678
no, jesus christ.
a recession is a marked decline in the health of the economy, measured by its output (inclusive of government spending). two quarters of negative GDP. that's a macro circumstance.
do not ever confuse the stock market, only one of several ways of trading ownership in financial assets, with the economy as a whole. even when the economy is doing fine, people can up and decide to just pull all their money out of equities and reinvest it elsewhere. maybe the economy of a foreign country is doing even better, for example.

>presented without comment

Holy fuck. What the fuck is happening? We're at the top of the fucking channel. Go down, you piece of shit.

>>50877130
kek

Set and forget stocks?

>>50877131
Nice, you're in big profit already. According to reddit it hasn't even started yet

>>50877153
>We're at the top of the fucking channel.
show me

>>50877153
it'll go back down. i bought about 50 spy calls today.

>>50875932
Damn I'm making a killing already on GME weeklies just selling OOM calls. I fucking love these retards

>>50877107
same reason DTC is dumping despite an excellent ER

>>50877153
go..... down? are you stupid? stocks only go up STUPID

>>50877153
We're opening a new channel, chud.

>>50877153
>We're at the top of the fucking channel.
...again

>>50876976
I just wanted to let you guys know you are a bunch of braindead faggots with no interest in data analysis. You're a bunch of dumb apes staring at the screen irrationally hoping <insert retarded asset here> will go up or down, based on nothing whatsoever. I found a data source. I hope you all die!

>>50877125
>Its plateauing because anyone vaxxed for smallpox has some decent resistance to it already.
I consider it more plausible that seniors don't fuck as much than a vaccine 80% effective against the pox a month after administration still has much impact... 51 years later.

>>50877153

>>50876811
I-Bonds are capped at 10k, so that's not an option for me at this point.

Those money market funds are basically what I'm looking for, but I'm only parking around 100k. You need at least 1 mil to get the better expense ratios there. Still might be worth it though as eating the 1 cent spread on SHV means paying $10 just to enter and exit. Thanks for the info.

>>50877153
We broke down yesterday and now break through. ATHs by eoy.

>>50877158
GME

When is the pullback? Pullbacks do not exist anymore?

>>50877098
The shares are in my TFSA so I don't care about form filing
Also I read the annual report and literally the first risk listed is "Carl can fuck you up at his sole discretion", so I'm well aware I can get synagogued in the ass
If necessary, I'll just fuck off to another stock

>>50877158
vanguard divies &vanguard s&p

>>50877151
This is what happens when you stack S curves. But, hey, you've been fairly warned.

>>50877158
SPXL

>>50877183
Well that's just rude.

>>50877088
Finance

>>50877089
I made a lot of money on GME, everything else is kinda shit

>>50877095
No, I just wasn’t considered a confidential employee until now

>>50877115
Kek

>>50877183
lol enjoy playing yourself with whatever midwit model you make.

>WHY IS EVERYTHING RUGGING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION???

>>50877183
>not even stating what he found

>>50877185
Yeah you are right probably. But dont really care since its not an airborne virus so no one really cares. The mpox play is much smaller than covid. SIGA could prob get $50 and thats it. Which is solid but the entire pox play is much smaller.

>>50876989
You just know

>>50877183
Correct, anything approaching actual work is for losers. Buy low sell high lmao

>>50877215
its time bobo. just do it.

>>50877183
>data analysis
Literal meme. Most of the best companies out there were invested in simply by a gut feeling of the ceos speech.

>>50877153
it will go back down soon, just keep accumulating and buying PUTS

kekek

>>50877194
ok that makes me feel better, good luck. carl can do really well sometimes

RKLB

>>50877114
kek so this is why my P&L on my 50 Mar 23 25/30 C bull spreads is so green.
Only difference is I scooped these for 0.70 towards the end of July. I risk $3.5k to make $21.5k while you’re risking $12.8k to make $37.6k

>>50877219
Agreed. Maybe it mutates in some crazy direction or cases ramp back up in the initial areas or we see (sustained) school/daycare outbreaks but I don't see SIGA getting those crazy MRNA type fundamentals.

>>50877095
Forgot you said elaborate, investment banks don’t let you trade options because they have to review the trades within a 2 day window, and they don’t like that, so you have to declare every trade you’re going to make in your accounts and options trades that expire before 1 month are banned

Everyone pay your respects.
Here lies bobo, he was a major faggot but he was our faggot.

>>50877247
So I’m fucked

>>50877215
mumu got let out to play, no bobo today

>>50877263
F

>>50877114
holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you

just woke up, did it crashed?

i'm starting to believe that this market is nothing but interlinked trading bots running the same profiles together...
these pinpoint accuracy fixings on certain index levels followed by prolonged horizontal consolidation periods seems "unnatural" and totally "inorganic"

>>50877279
DELETE THIS

>>50877158
i created this DJIA paper portfolio in 2009 to act as a benchmark for my own performance (i ultimately decided to speculate in bitcoin instead, until 2017).
this should give you an idea of the kind of operation you should look for in set-and-forget portfolio. also, BRK.B

>>50877279
A large percentage of people are on vacation right now, anon.

>>50877265
Not necessarily just the risk/reward on your position is a little rich for me. I have 10 naked longs on Dec 30 C’s if that’s any consolation.
Avg px in IBKR is wrong for these tho it’s actually 3.05

>>50877279
>>50877293
>INTERLINKED
>WITHIN CELLS
>INTERLINKED

>>50877114
Those are gonna print.

>>50877214
>>50877223
>>50877229
*medallion funds in your path*

Though I'm not actually making a model; on the contrary, I plan to mathematically disprove the efficacy of a wide selection of popular technicas indicators

>VIX 9 week losing streak
Suspicious

>>50877293
>A large percentage of people are on vacation right now, anon.
That's a good point, anon.
I honestly haven't considered that.
Thanks for bringing that to my attention.
(genuinely)

Lmao I talked all my friends out of buying TSLA.
"Dude it's a bubble"
But secretly I think their price target of 4000$ isn't that unrealistic.
If this goes on I'm gonna need new friends
How do I make new friends?

GAYSEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

>>50877290
I would have instamarried that chick.

LFLY

>>50877183
Seethe

>BBBY
Reddit is laughing at us again!!!!

>>50877341
almost never give your friends finance advice if they don't have anything realistic to share in terms of DD. Most people are just gambling degenerates. Stupid.

I bet when they get to yesterday's people are gonna short it then they'll blast it right through destroying them shorties

>>50877290
She could have had a comfy life if she didn't make such grand claims and choose such a crazy product for her scam. She was clearly a good scammer.

why is WBD still in the shitter? isn't the new CEO cancelling woke trash bullish?

>>50877318
>*medallion funds in your path*
Anon,
it's easy to find winners no matter the approach in a deace+ long raging bull market where number (mostly) only go up.
If they, or any of the other "winners" of the past decade, can make money in a sideways to down crabfest of extraordinarily proportions (for years) remains to be seen.

>>50877158
Unironically Disney
It's where I keep all of my money when I need to go do something else. Mouse is almost guaranteed to go on a fuckstreak all the way back to ATH, it's just impossible to know how long that will take.

BRDS BRDS BRDS BRDS

>>50877421
>>50877421

>>50877229
>Most of the best companies out there were invested in simply by a gut feeling of the ceos speech.
Children think this isn't data.
Experienced investors know that every company comes down to its people. A CEO's speech can be an incredibly important data point.

>>50877362
That's cute. Picrelated is my account today

>>50876968
Mainstream media is shilling the pivot. It’s a damn trap

>>50877777

>>50877440
Why does it have to be a dick measuring contest lol. You both gains just congratulate him and move on.

>>50876064
need 25 to break even :(

>>50876053
I seriously research investing every SMG meme.