/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50864676
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,177.646B, 96P = 22.684B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,199.247B, 103P = 21.352B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Daily FUCK AMC

I have done the needful and redeemed more GME shares today, good sirs

Gen Gibbin You Hab One Dyil :DDD

Bros I’m losing hope…. I need a sub wagmi

Man the paid RC shills sure our out today? It's funny they really are trying hard to hold the line on Red Days when literally everything else is Green!

>>50864743
Sign*

>50864746
GME just can't stop inversing the overall market. Bullish af when a crash is looming on the horizon

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH BAGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50864743
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>>50864733
Yeah that's part of it. I actually DRSed more than 80% of my remaining broker shares after the splivvy due to all the fuckery. A lot of plebbitors are going 100% in all at once.

>>50864733
So 87% of the float is probably locked or will be soon?

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50864801
That’s absolutely crazy, if true

>>50864795
We’ll know in a couple of weeks how many shares are DRS in the earnings report

>>50864850
Those are a lagging indicator since it's shares as of 7/31 and the DTCC fuckery wasn't fully exposed by then.

>>50863256
>imagine being a GME cultist and still not understanding what the dtcc is. they own all the shares anon. What you own is an IOU.
These are the persons on /biz/ who ?>kek baggies us

>>50864834
It makes sense, but the increase in new accounts as well might mean drs blew the fuck up. I guess we just wait and either are surprised or annoyed that the hedgies wont capitulate like every other day.

>>50864834
it won't be true though, baggie

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...

Breathe easy boys. The spirit of Huey Long is with you and every man shall be a king.
I hope you have been DRSing your shares before the rug pull.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

My issue with DRS is that you are paying high fees to register into a system that will undoubtly breakdown during MOASS. The idea the brokers will force rug everyone else to auto close their positions is ridiculous. By all means DRS, but don’t be surprised when broker holders are selling at high prices first while CS gets flooded to the point of shut down. Don’t be stupid.

>>50864993
Nigger what? DRS is free.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Women's Sports Hating Closet Cases can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50864778

Nice webm fren

>>50864743
Got you covered buddy

Is it just me or have the AMC twitter bots become more agressive? Really seems like they are pushing hard for AMC buyers. Odd enough this is directly following the BBBY hype and "rug pull"/stall

>>50864993
nigger I haven't paid any fee's to DRS at computershare. legit free from my broker.

DRS-chads are dragging everyone else over the WAGMI line.

>>50865030
Imagine losing bladder control at this exact moment. Yikes

>>50865041
Yeah when a stock is winning right now that hard I bet it seems like Bots doesn't it? AMC is just absolutely CRUSHING it!

My lungs taste the air of time, blown past falling sands

>>50864993
>undoubtly breakdown during MOASS
>source: trust me bro
I can't believe people are still trying to fud CS. It has to be shitposting at this point.

>>50865048
Honestly it's thanks to German brokers pulling the shares like they did.

I am a jeet but i get paid to shill for GME.
Buy and hodl

kek baggies

>>50865030
Thanks fren, there was a bunch of good frog rider gifs/webms posted a few threads ago, and I saved most of them.

>>50865148
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>>50865183
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>>50865185
W

>>50865041
The poor, laser-eye crowd has to cope somehow that their stock will be worthless soon after the "dividend".

GME $4000 EoW
>Source: if it doesn't happen my life will be permanently and irreversibly changed for the worse come Sunday.
Ryan, please. I'm begging you.

>>50865148
They're all one entity. Its one thing, and they're trying to subvert and conquer the west

If one is fed up with this system in minecraft.
How would one go about dismatling it (in minecraft). What villigers to kill? What temples to burn. Who to recruit? Just theoretically.

>>50865241
I think the civil unrest is coming naturally as a cover.

>

>>50865241
You buy jimmies. Without the money to fund propaganda and enforcement squad, evil shit tends to die out pretty quickly

Getting sick of your shit, Ken Griffin.

>>50865241
if you simply kill your enemy then they win
would it not be better to have them confess their crimes and broadcast it to a worldwide audience and then let whatever happens next happen?

>>50865258
Yea I expect something like a Trump arrest right when the market takes its biggest shit ever..

>>50865235
Lad I've got bad news for you. It's not happening before Sunday. What happens in your life Sunday? Maybe we can put our noggins together and brainstorm

>>50865057
Pounce deez nuts bot boi

>>50865241
At best, all you can do is counter their propaganda with your message. With enough time and money your message will get through. Power simply boils down to who can control the most cattle (people/beta orbiters/useful idiots...)
Once your message reaches enough people, then you can go ham, i guess.

>>50865299
Yea we all are I’m ready for somebody to fuck with me so much can them up or I have an excuse to fuck shit up fuck this country and fuck all the god damn retards we gotta take care and f

wtf Ryan cohen is jewish? Fuck that explains a lot

Post MOASS I'm going to impregnate as many Indian women as I can just out of pure spite for the endless shilling in these threads.

Remember lads, when the MOASS comes and they come for us in turn?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG4og-n3NFQ

"The markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent."

Is t+35 still on?

>>50865407
That's not actually true if your trading money comes from wages/salary.

>>50865407
WOOOOOOOOOAAAW EBIC KEYNES QUOTE FREN!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY A HECKIN BIG CHUNGUS ECONOMY MOMENT!!

>>50865414
Debunked sorry

https://twitter.com/dlauer/status/1557850495863119873

D Lauer is anti eating the crab

>>50865407
Let's see them try.

>>50865407
>frog posters can stay retarded for longer than the market can remain irrational

>>50865439
I don't think he could be on the "nose" any harder than that if he tried

boobies are good, ass is god. shares of the company GameStop Corp. are better (ticker: GME)

>RC tweet posted 20 hours ago
>23k updoots
>Big D Dave Lauer our Champion of Market Reform tweet posted 6 hours ago
>19k updoots

Really makes one think

>>50865489
>Predditors
>thinking

It’s definitely this year, right anons?

>>50865439
That's literally an argument from kosher law. I hate his kind so much.

>>50865544
Yes

>>50865439
i like the "idea" of what dave is trying to do, better retail investor protection, but I'm sure he's just leading people down the path where he'll eventually fuck over the people he's "trying to help". I'm sensing some kike'd plans or some grifting coming from him. Can't quite put my finger on it.

>>50865544
its this year, which is why I sold all my shares and purchased Jan 23 237.50C options

I can’t wait for the mass crypto baggie suicide

It’s gonna be glorious

>>50865439
You will wat ze bugs.

>>50865030
PITS
I
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>RCs last tweet coupled with GS message to shareholders
So what exactly do they want us to do, again? The wording is kinda confusing

>>50865666
It's not confusing at all, and it's not suggesting to DRS 100%. After watching dozens of tweets be dissected over and over for even a hint of information, he put out the clearest message he could so it would be as easy to understand as possible - DRS your splivvy shares.

>>50865699
DRS and get a job

>>50865712
I don't feel like it so I'm not gonna do it.

>>50865724
Don't then.

>>50865712
>he put out the clearest message he could so it would be as easy to understand as possible - DRS your splivvy shares.
Except it would be clearer if he actually said that. Except he wont actually say that because then when he dilutes/sells baggies will hunt him down in minecraft and/or try to sue him

>>50865717
>just slave yourself to make cohen even richer
No I dont think I will. He can cause the moass any day with his billions, he doesnt need my help

>50865729
Wrong

>>50865744
Yeah? Why?

Getting into options and only calls so I can buy more gme. Wish me luck senpai desu ong
>fr

>>50865740
This anon is right, right? Why should we need to DRS our new shares when he can apparently delist and force the MOASS now? I thought we didn't need to have 100% locked but now we do? And if we do have to, won't that take like another year or more to do? I've held for the whole time so far, not sure I can make it if that's the case

>50865767
Because RC isn’t A-A-ron the dilooter. Also for some reason it’s illegal for him to tell us what to do, blame the kikes for that one

There is past precedent for being sued and the stock being pulled if you dont play their game their way. Piggly wiggly, overstock, etc

>50865767
There is past precedent via lawsuits that will cause your stock to be fucked over if you dont play handicapped against them as its their game. Piggly wiggly, overstock, etc

>>50865786
>GMY2FAZA ID
why did that make me laugh so much fuck

>>50865796
>for some reason
The real reason is because if leaders were allowed to encourage DRS they could inflict almost arbitrary damage on bobos and the government's only recourse would be banning short selling entirely.

>>50865797
>There is past precedent for being sued and the stock being pulled if you dont play their game their way
Yes but they will allow the stock to moass and allow you to cash out with zero fuckery in just 2 more weeks?

Another day another disappointment hepcats, looks like the market gave you another knuckle sandwhich, you dig?

>ryan cohen is the only man preventing the moass from happening tomorrow. He could end this all and make us infinitely rich beyond belief within 24 hours
>he has chosen not to do that for 2 years
>you are not allowed to criticise him for this
????

>50865845
Looks bad when they don't have moral or legal argument for rug pulling. The other cases were in their favor, that's why RC is careful.

>>50865875
How could he force the moass to happen tomorrow?

>50865729
>Why doesn't RC just organize a market manipulation effort?

>>50865892
He obviously has a big red button in his office that says "MOASS" on it that as soon as he presses it, Citadel HQ explodes.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50865892
You self brainwashing idiots have been saying he can delist now, not have to wait for 100% float lockage, and end this now. Ring any bells?

>>50865892
He could buy shares for himself and through Gamestop
But if you Trust The Plan, you trust he's waiting for the exact perfect moment

update, frens:
cyberpoooooooooonk is actually a good game, is very visually beautiful and I will continue to comfily play it whilst holding my jimmies.
conversely, Kenneth Griffin and Jeffery Yas are frantically bum raping their chink quants, geared up on stims smashing their short buttons to last one more day

lmao that Jew Lauer is just now realizing he might face charges for his work at Citadel

>>50865883
>Looks bad when they don't have moral or legal argument for rug pulling.
Do you honestly think
"we are saving 99% of investors in the market from losing absolutely everything to this rag-tag group of reddit pump and dumpers" would be a hard sell from a moral standpoint? Especially when they control 100% of the media, and unfortunately the vast majority of people are normie NPCs who 1 believe whatever the electric box tells them and 2 would be economically fucked beyond belief by the moass

>>50865906
Ah the crescendos!

>50865912
You guys can barely keep up appearances for half a thread these days, I can't imagine how stressful it must be over there.

>>50865892
1) buying the rest of the float
2) nft dividend
3) leaving the dtcc
Are 3 ways I have seen baggies cope over for the last 2 years

>>50865927
kek When did he work at Citadel? I'm sure he's already given Kenny a phone call.

>>50865922

>>50865927
ill personally make sure david lauer never sees the light of day after moass

>>50865914
So he's purposefully delaying the MOASS on us?

>>50865975
I’m hoping to get to hang out with Ken Griffin post moass

>>50865898
>nooooo he doesnt want to trigger the short squeeze and become the most wealthy man in the world with literally trillions of dollars because he might face a civil suit against a bunch of people who wont even be able to afford a lawyer
This is your convoluted brain on superstink

>>50865786
sneed. faggot

i like the new shill script

dont DRS! lets HODL in our brokers fellow apes!

>>50865912
I don't understand? Are you saying that he can do it because some theoretical people on here might have said so?
>>50865914
How many more shares does he have to buy? Are you asking him to buy 100% of the company?

>>50865990
meltdownie spotted
go back to your karma farming

>>50865991
>reddit spacing
>calls everyone else a shill
Many such cases

>>50865439
if you had any doubt who was running the playbook for the losing side of this, you can rest assured that it is the 'eat ze bugs' folks now. Apparently God who usually can't be bothered got a little annoyed, and is gonna fix the problem. this whole thing is making me a religious man

>>50865967
Retard he came buy unlimited shares. There’s a Max he buy as chairman and that’s not enough to lock and drs the float

>>50865961
It IS stressful because I'm a holder who gets sneeded by forever complacent cultists who forget what they say and turn it around on me when I call that out.
I just want my money.

>>50865991
go back

>>50866000
Why can none of you ever answer a point? Its always just "reee meltdownie" or "reee indian shill!". Is it because logic is no longer on your side so you have to resort to shit flinging?

>>50865992
He can still buy more. I forgot how much though.
We saw what even a 100k buy order can do when its on the lit exchange, and I believe he can still buy a lot more than that.

>>50865988
Im going to play thunderstruck on full blast while he's having a lehman brothers moment

>>50866014
sneed

>>50866004
ive been on 4chan longer then youve been an adult niggerfaggot. kys

>>50866034
> t. Plebbitor

>>50866020
>shit
>shit
>shit

>50866014
>I'm a holder who gets sneeded
Only half of those words are true.

>>50866011
>There’s a Max he buy as chairman
Yeah hes allowed to buy 20% but he has only bought 12%. Why would he not buy the max if the moass is a certainty?
Also he can have gme buyback shares from the float, kind of like a reverse dilution. And could absolutely buy back the entire free float if baggies numbers are correct

>>50865928
Making that kind of action proves all GME holders right so they lose regardless of what the media says. Good luck continuing to run your Ponzi scheme market if zoomers and millennials won't buy into it.

>>50866004
You're the only one making any sense so far

>>50866034
I remember when I first joined 4chan and thought using the n word in any argument automatically meant I won. Sneed

>here we go again

>>50866034
>if I call him a niggerfaggot they won't realise I'm a redditor
Go back

>>50866066
So the moass will never be allowed to happen then? Cool thanks for confirming

>>50866014
Hey. I remember this script. Are by any chance tired bro and want bitch bastered ryan to release the divvy?

>>50866070
the what? whats the matter you can't say the full word you fucking pussy?

>>50866103
>anyone who doesnt want to baghold for 2 more years is a paid shill
You are genuinely schizophrenic at this point. Not in a "haha autism funny" way, but in a genuine "i need sectioning" way

>>50866080
nice jpeg ranjeesh i see you shill in the ICP threads you lazy fuck at least use a relevant image crypto baggie

MOASS tomorrow.

>>50866121
Which word?

>>50866132
>sectioning
Fuck off Keith

>>50864743
Give up and sell. You don’t deserve to make it. If I were you I’d sell asap to stop the discomfort of waiting for life changing wealth

>>50866152
>waiting for life changing wealth
Any day now, just 2 more weeks

>>50866132
You're right. You're probably a helpful idiot doing this for free. If you actually hold, then what are you gaining from spreading fatigue here?

>cant even break above 40 during low liq AH
Its actually ending. Finally

How many GameStop documentaries have their been? How many shill books written?

>>50866147
This you again? How do you type on a keyboard with these little hands?

>>50866219
https://www.techradar.com/best/best-small-keyboards-the-best-keyboards-for-smaller-hands

>>50866020
>Bro just set yourself up against the entire american government by looking them square in the eye then slaughtering their golden goose bro, you'll have money bro, this can't possibly go wrong bro.
In a legitimate system I'd agree with you.
But we do not live in a legitimate system.

>>50866140
schizo there are jeets in your walls

>>50866219
kek am I still rent free in your head? imagine still seething over the fact that somebody has put more effort into their body than you

looking good

>>50866094
No what I'm saying is its inevitable as long as everyone keeps their nose clean.

>>50866307
If >>50866219 is you, there’s a non-zero chance you take it in the ass on the reg.

>>50866341
cope landwhales

>>50866000
Checked and the digits speak for themselves.
>>50866020
Ranjeep you must go back sir.

>>50866365
This isn’t changing my outlook anon

>>50866397
skelly mode is the most effeminate and faggot lifestyle a man can live

>>50866397
>aw yess, mine is 'Ryan Gosling'

>>50866397
>>50866432

>>50866432
Kek

anyone thats either not in this play or doesn't have a single share DRS is fucking RETARDED
they will want to DIE

>>50866192
>If you actually hold, then what are you gaining from spreading fatigue here?
it's been a year and a half and we're now realizing this'll take another year or more of DRS and holding that we don't want to do do another round of. You really can't understand why people would be frustrated? Honestly?

>>50866500
Youre a huge bitch. What the fuck do you want any of us to do about it? We're not your fucking support group. Faggot
>We're all just so frustrated! GOD! This whole situation is so unfair!
>We're

>>50866500
please sell, can't be all millionaires

5 STAGES OF GRIEF
>denial
>anger
>>>bargaining (we are now here)
>depression
>acceptance

>>50866500
This will be so, so, so much sweeter when it happens if all the purple haired free gibz when redditors get fudded and sell. I will know this is truly the work of Christ if none of those idiots make it with me

>>50866500
Sell you fag, I'll buy them off you for half price if you're that fucking desperate for it to be over

>>50866500
You should sell though. You'll feel a lot better when you do. Might I recommend first thing tomorrow?

>>50866488
I'm in this play and have 100% DRS'd and I still want to die. Can we hurry this shit along please?

>>50866515
>this is not a support group
>unless you comfy post in your tranny clique

>>50866537
>This will be so, so, so much sweeter
You have to go back

>>50866537
sell
>>50866553
sell

>>50866556
How does that equate? Being comfy ≠ Uplifting "our" weaker members. It would be better if you were not here. Nobody wants you to be apart of this. Sell

>baggies have now become shills, telling everyone to sell
What stage of grief is this

>>50866566
checked it really is this is simple

>>50866515
>>50866517
>>50866537
>>50866540
>>50866551
Well look t this. A year and a half of holding and I vent once, and all of a sudden all of you are telling me to sell

>>50866578
Not everyone, most people should keep holding it. Just the weak and the pathetic here, like yourself, should be selling. Cant have you guys making it. You wouldnt be able to handle it

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
NO ONE IS SELLING
I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK THOSE IN THE BUSSY WHO SELLS

>>50866588
>an-an-and I vent ONCE! and then you ALL tell me to SELL!!
Go cry faggot

>>50866322
hahahah mine looks similar

>>50866500
Sure. Be frustrated. But when you voice "bros i'm so tired and buttblasted" you're doing the work of the low level shill for them, and undermine your own investment. How are you not aware of this? Do you lack self-control? I'd be ashamed to make it alongside you.

>>50866588
>looking for a hugbox
>on 4chan
sell

>>50866594
i... i w-will sell then~

>50866578
Where have you been? The recruiting happens on reddit, we push people away from it here. Stinky normies and dipshit cryptofaggies don't deserve to hold these bags. And they won't. Because they're too smart for that.

>>50865072
Yeah things are much different from 100 years ago. Retail is very informed compared to then. If they try to pull piggly wiggly shit it is over for us markets.

>>50866609
okay you got it spead em I'm going in how many are you selling 1 share = 10 hrs of bussy love
rawdog

>>50866500
Have you never held a stock or crypto before? How many months did it take four bitcoin to go from $1.00 to $60,000? Or chain link? If your not a shill (and I know you are) then sell and gtfo or go to your containment sub

>>50866571
kek this faggot is mad

>>50865318
I know it's not, but it's my last hope.
Situation isn't one I'm going to be able to think my way out of. Someone close to me is going into the military, and I've spent the last YEAR trying to talk him out of it. I was hoping squeeze would happen by now and I could leverage MASSIVE NEWFOUND WEALTH into getting him to stay, but even this last hail Mary isn't happening.
Fucking idiot even knows about Taiwan and all the stupid shit going down, but he's so bullheaded that nothing short of traumatic, service-preventing injury is going to stop him.
Thanks for trying tho, bud.

>>50866600
>But when you voice "bros i'm so tired and buttblasted" you're doing the work of the low level shill for them, and undermine your own investment.
I disagree. No matter what I or any shill say, you've obviously all decided to blindly ridicule and attack any fair criticism of the stock with autistic levels of cult worship. You are all just the right kind of complacent

>>50866591
you can't handle dissenting opinions in your comfy general chud what gives you the idea you are a cool potato?

>>50866650
dood just break his legs

>>50866646
members of the 500lb tranny frenship league are very sensitive please understand

moass is tomorrow check em 6

>>50866646
Disgusted is the word.
>>50866658
Oh I can handle it. I'm just going to call you a pathetic bitch, because its what you are

If gamestop withdraws from the dtcc, doesn't that mean short seller obligations become void? As would options.

>>50866683
uh oh I vented and I solded

>>50866626
Ok fine. You will wait at least another year and a half (likely more) for GameStop to trigger the MOASS. If you complain at any point during the next round of 2 more years at all, you be sneeded and made fun of, and told to sell and kys. This is your wish.

>>50866674
because the epitome of an excellent Chad is reeing and seething over and over on 4channel. why so angry hermano? you should add some fork putdowns into your daily routine
>>50866671
imagine how bad their gaming/channel chairs smell kek

>a slight moass happens, price wildly goes up and down, maxing around 5k post split, fed bails everyone out, deleting the remaining short positions no reforms or charges, system is still unchanged

>gov stops moass, deleting shorts, but all hedge funds, DTC, SEC etc all are found guilty and sentenced to life. Kenny ledges. markets completely redone w/blockchain (without GME, which goes bankrupt in a few years)

>no moass, but RC slowly grows GME into the largest company in the world, and after 10 years, the pre split price reaches 20k. GME takes over the stock market, bankrupting many wall st firms and the DTC, but no one goes to jail.

pick one

>>50866674
He’s a broke college student, the jeets are asleep so they got them on the night shift, him and his buddy were here before. They don’t hold any.

>>50866711
>imagine how bad their gaming/channel chairs smell kek
imagine the taste

>>50866654
>>50866701
you are so fucking sad
>>50866711
What? "The epitome of an excellent Chad"? You really are a faggot. This is all starting to make sense now

>>50866716
MOASS.

>>50866716
1, my parents' loans are paid off and I can get a chill pad with my bros and just chill there for the foreseeable future

>>50866732
>tfw no reading comprehension

>>50866734
>Sneed. Don't rush the MOASS!!!

>>50866748
I can comprehend that you're an enormous faggot

>>50866654
>I disagree
Well shit, I can't say anything to that, then. Of course, sire. You're the "free thinker" here. Please, give us your novel and controversial takes from the meltdownie sub.

>>50866762
and you're just enormous

>>50866759
Who's rushing?

>>50866762
yes, but how? I respectfully disagree sir

>>50866774
>>50866781
are you guys jerking each other off right now?

McDonald’s again bros give me moass or give me heart attack

>>50866500
Why would I be frustrated when I get told that I'll have a dozen paychecks between now and MOASS? I have a good chance of clearing the trillion dollar threshold if this goes on for another year

>>50866701
it was obvious with your 1st post but now you just can't help yourself. you don't own any shares to sell but regardless i invite you to sell and choke on this sneed

>>50866789
No only on green days.

>>50866759
What’s it like knowing you’re going to miss an opportunity of a lifetime because your broke as fuck? My advice is save the money your making from this cute side hustle of yours and invest it in the next crypto cycle.

>>50866789
Jerking him off? with those little hands??

>>50866768
You think you're hot shit don't you

>all this "wait a year" posting
It's literally Monday.

>>50866775
>Who's rushing?
Good, I was worried you weren't complacent anymore!

>>50866844
Yo look I checked the shill!!!

>kek sneed :-)

>>50866850
Yeah, Monday 9th of January

>>50866850
>appear weak when you're strong, and strong when you're weak

I'm just not going to sell.

>>50866663
If you'd gotten quints, I probably would have just because kek willed it.
I guess I'll have to hope for a bad stumble during boot camp.

>>50866844
First thing after moass I'm going to do something about Skippy.

>>50866789
why are you so obsessed with homosexuality, faggot and calling men bitches? are you ok bro?
>tranny defense league talking about the size of a clenched hand because that's the only arbitrary thing they can pick out
kek, fork putdowns

>>50866880
You're short

>>50866880
So can you guys actually not say nigger? Can you say it one time for me please? I just think it would be pretty cool if you did.

>>50866844
No! It is just as you say, I am too complacent to think or believe thoughts of my own. Though you spend a lot of time bashing "complacent" and "cult like" behavior. What, then, is your ideal group of shareholders? Who do you want to make it with?

>>50866880
>kek, fork putdowns
based, fork putdowns x F

>>50866880
>>50866891
I am more curious if he can say the bigger no no word.

Is it finally time for some spice? The last days have had interesting price action. T=35 from the split inches closer. Investigation of Hood and Melvin. That Trimbath woman speaking about stock market singularities. Could this be the beginning of the end or do we rollercoaster some more until either 80%+ are DRSed or the shorts can't service the short fees anymore?

>>50866917
>until either 80%+ are DRSed
Based on the giant whale posts on the cringemines int he past week we might be getting close to that threshold anyway.

>>50866891
>>50866080
anybody who doesn't parrot the same comfy post lines is a paid shill? this really is a reddit exile general
>>50866890
just above the average height for a bloke, win some lose some. how far above the average bmi are you fren? care to post your cellulite rolls or conversely your skelly frame? your pure, unrelenting, anger at somebody who is objectively physically healthier and stronger than you is telling, if not a little sad desu

>>50866917
>>50866926
I have 4 left in vanguard, 3 in jewishhood,
1 in cash app and 13 left in FUDelity
And xxx in CSGO
Should I DRS everything ?
Or leave like 10 in fud and 1 in van, and hood & Cash app
I have over 300 in the pipeline from fud to CS already dRSd

>>50866897
Just keep asking good questions and holding! Remember, 2 more weeks!

>>50866946
Just say nigger one time. We’re gonna allow you guys to stay and hang out with us. But you have to say it. I’m asking nicely, please. It would be funny if you did.

>>50866946
I apologize for being mean

>>50866969
I’m extending the invite to your friend with he link ID. Also are you guys in the same room or is still all remote?

>>50866959
I have about 50 left in one broker to sell on the way up and about 800 for the infinity pool in CS. I don't think 100% DRS is good because it means people will sell real shares right away and blunt the height of the MOASS, but 80-90% DRS is good.

>>50866684
I miss larps like this, what happened?

>>50866899
bakie bread
comfypost
coom to the idea of being a 2d jap gril
drinkie dew
eatie crispie
comfypost
coom
drinkie dew
eatie hot pocketie
comfypost
bakie bread

>>50866993
/XSG/ was wrong again, go figure.

>>50865927
I actually signed on to a class action lawsuit regarding that. No one ever got back to me though.

>>50866988
80/90% is ideal, thats where I’m at. Although at this point I considered 100% even. Not sure if I will yet.

>>50866997
>tfw XRP babbie
>tfw GME baggie
>tfw silver baggie
JUST

>>50866994
>>50866961
Guys, say the bad word one time, let’s have some fun

Good nightie sirs comfy womfy blankie tiem

>>50866988
I wonder if I should sell my hood and vanguard shares and rebuy on fud to have an even 20 for selling on the way up
I never try to drs on hood or van it sounds like a headache
At least with fud
I chat with the bot/rep
DRS xx shares GME
YES
Gives me confirmation number instantly close browser window

>>50867024
Dude don’t leave I’m not actually mad and I don’t think anyone truly is. We know why your here. Hang out a bit.

>>50866994
>comfy womfy let's talk about vidya, music, and film
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT FITNESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>50867013
NIGGER
JEWS
>tfw not a circlenigger

kek hoodies

>>50867037
Bro!!! Awesome. You made my night a shill said the bad words.

>>50866961
Strange. I guess you really wanted us to be cult-like and complacent all along. Did you just come here to show off how well you could think freely, and not even give a suggestion on how we could break from our mental shackles? How cruel, sire!

>>50867026
Sales let them wash FTDs.
Just follow the guide on DRSGME.org

>>50867049
>t. comfypotamus

>>50867037
kek i had initially only posted about vidya but tdl still crywank to my pump selfie
>>50867034
im here because i hodl jimmie and use 4channel, simple as. its late in bongland

>>50867043
>staying on Robinhood after they froze the fucking sell button.

>>50867083
I just keep one share (post split) with them ;)

>>50867060
FTDs need to be dehypothecated during MOASS. Selling only from CS means 90% of the height of MOASS is lost.

>>50867075
You guys in England?

>>50867083
the brokers and clearing houses unironically had no choice but to kek

>>50867083
**buy button

>>50867096
God's country

>>50866959
knowing the feeling Homer is embracing in this picture is mostly what I look forward to when I envision the MOASS. I will have the most comfortable bed, the most comfortable sheets, all sorts of different pillows and blankets. I'm gonna have the most large and comfy furniture that would be just as comfy to sleep on as a bed and I'm getting 2 $10,000 massage recliners so me and my bitch can melt into comfort. Also I'll get a standing computer desk because I'm 99% sure I'm not going to buy a computer chair. I've been sitting in computer chairs for every activity for 14+ years and I just want to sprawl out on a full 3+ seat cushion couch and catch up on movies and console gaming.

>>50866959
someone please explain to me why 4chan writes xxx like reddit, who they claim to hate, and never visit? How did that catch on here? someone must know

>>50867130
This.

> W in the chat

dead fucking thread lol

>>50866959
I DRS'd everything not in a retirement account.

>>50867287
Ironically you won't be retiring off that account.

Kek you dumb motherfucker baggies!

>>50867321
>it's afraid

>>50867083
I've got 4 shares there post split, entirely for the eventual lawsuit.
Same with cash app.
Other than that I'm 60/40 CSGO and fudelity.

i'm so fucking comfy.
yabadabadooooooo!

Is this bullish?

>>50867043
>Guys look at these laughably minor fucking concessions we're making!
>We're investigating one (1) broker that halted buys!
>AND we're investigating one (1) defunct hedge fund!
>Please don't blow up the rest of the rotten fucking system guys! You can all sell now ok we've learned our lesson we'll be good this time I promise

>>50867484
For liberty, yes.
The tree needs watered, and armed IRS agents are about to be the first drop of a coming shit storm.

>>50867484
So this is how they want to weaponize the govt against the people? Guess the army said no?

>>50866654
>le CULT
I guarantee you don't hold any shares you fucking meltdownie.

>>50867551
Good luck to them. I doubt many people will take a 24/7 on call 50 hr/wk job where you also have to work out and be willing to use lethal force and more importantly risk having lethal force used against you. Especially if the pay is shit.

>>50867574
yep its definitely gme that ruined wsb not the fucked mods or the astroturf that glows so brightly its visible from fucking space

>>50867484
wtf no way is this an irs job posting. post the full thing if you're so great

>>50867574
>Jamestown

It’s tomorrow

>>50867551
its about coming after every single middle class american who is finding a way to skirt the financial squeeze they are putting on everyone. We are supposed to be capitulating and begging them for answers already, but it isn't going to plan. They want to find every drug dealer, poker player, etsy seller, lawn mower...every penny and service changing hands without their watchful eye they need to control, so that they can make you collapse and beg for help. They will come after bartering, service trade, charging to instruct carpentry or other things. It is going to get pretty dark. I think it will only take one or two houses for the newly badged agents to catch on that this isn't the brightest idea.

Is dlauer really one of /them/? I actually like him

>>50867706
Everyone shitting on Dave Lauer is forgetting that he is our champion for market reformation.

The effort that went into gifting these NFTs to us was entirely his choice, he doesn't owe anyone jack shit.

I said this in previous comments, but want to state it for all. His expertise has nothing to do with blockchain mechanics. This man and his team are absolutely dedicated to market reformation. Not only are you spitting in the face of one of the best of us, but you are also looking his gift horse in the mouth. Tone and inflection don't translate well through text, I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. I just want you to understand the situation.

>>50867717
is it insanely bullish to anyone else they are trying to coopt the larper?
Using E to shill lauer. Now I have seen everything. E must be dead kek

>>50867706
of course not. He stopped working for Citadel years ago.

>>50867756
E was always a shill ploy that only newfags fell for

>>50867689
Bullshit. I haven’t DRSd yet, so it can’t be

KEK baggies. Absolutely disgusting performance this week.

Schizo theory: shills learned that their frequency of posting was keeping /GME/ alive, so they're now microposting

>>50867855
they should have listened to me.
i said drs and hold.

>>50867855
I am still on the fence. If the Germans kick the shitshow off by some announcement, I am gonna go with real deal, with a little bit of bullshit thrown in to cover his tracks. Biden got covid four times in a week kek, and the DTCC def did something fucky like he said they would. We will see i guess. this E is not that E though and that is interesting to me

>>50867878
You're right brother, I'm checking in to lend you my power!

>>50867888
I am right here
I'm real

>>50867895
WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED WE FORM

>>50867895
Yes my friends, we must band together to make MOASS happen!

>>50867874
I believe you

>>50867914
My friend! We are become the true schizos!!!

>>50867942
WE HAVE DONE IT SIR! WE ARE COMPLETE

>>50867756
R/woosh is that way, nerd.

>>50867954
That pic is just a bunch of speculation. Jesus I hate you distraction stock fags so much

>>50867914
>>50867942
did the synagoge blood letting ritual end early? why are you guys still here?

>>50867978
The shills blinded you, BBBY is a better play right now.

>>50867706

Well last year he got hated on left, then came back some how. To me he just wave riding, but nothing he can do can stop drs now, so he’s irrelevant to me.

>>50867992
>BBBY is a better play right now.
Obvious shill is obvious

>>50867991
>They're both me
Shills use this tactic all the time, learn it newfag

>>50867997
>>50867997
>>50867997
Threaded, frens!

I got b& :(
I'm sorry janny I'm just drunk

>>50867525
Maybe one investigation will lead to another. It's going to domino effect no matter what, even if RH is the first to fall, we get paid for it.

>>50865990
This is actually a good point.