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>60 minute departmental town hall meeting
>5 minute introduction from jewish VP
>15 minute "get to know me" blurb from a new jewish director
>10 minutes oy vey the company is doing well
>10 minutes jewish VP reviewing employee engagement survey
>(ignores all of the company's shortcomings)
>15 minutes of Q&A, all bullshit asskisser questions
>"how are we differentiating ourselves from competition"
>"what does mergers & acquisition activity look like"
>etc.
>literally nothing about raises, bonuses, PTO/vacation, etc.
>oy vey it looks like we're almost out of time, thanks for participating goyi -- i mean, everyone!
waging is pure hell.

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>>50860579
that’s crazy bro I just woke up, gonna go for a run now, the weather is lovely today

>> No.50860626

>>50860579
the constant dicksucking really seems intolerable

>> No.50860659

>>50860579
Meanwhile I'm making 60 per hour to sit on a webex doing fuck all

>> No.50860738

>>50860659
i make close to $100k/year wfh and in general my job isn't that bad. i just hate """"corporate culture.""""

>> No.50860837

>>50860579
I know what company or one of two you work for, because I work for one of them too. Hi.

>> No.50860896

>>50860837
finance/accounting professional as well? kek if so.

>> No.50861222

>>50860579
>>"how are we differentiating ourselves from competition"
Well do any of them or is just buzzwords?

>> No.50861751

what do people actually DO at corporate jobs? im a 18 year old zoomer and you retards never fucking elaborate and just say the same bullshit things

>meetings
>emails
>spreadsheets

what the fuck do you email about? what do you talk about in meetings? what are the spreadsheets for??

>> No.50862018

>>50861751
in my case it's correcting the fuckups of other people and answering dumbass questions from people who make 3x more than me

>> No.50862579

>>50862018
This but you communicate with corpo language. You are a professional afterall

>> No.50862781

>>50860579
>Why don't people want to be in office?

>> No.50862973

>>50861751
You do as little as possible