/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50858955
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,186.568B, 95P = 23.017B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,177.646B, 96P = 22.684B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>50856568
XX holder here
am im in it to get my name up in the top 10 highscore
fuck all of you paperhands with XXXXX shares honestly

KEK BAAAAAAAGGGIIIIES

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50858955
Checked

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

kek baggies

>>50859056
>he thinks you can become a millionaire with 1 share

lmao why do I keep coming back to those threads? I'm not selling my stack yet, though.

>tfw AMC is outperforming GME by almost 3x over the last month and BBBY by almost 5x

sneed hedgies

I hate extremely bullish Mondays into crabbing all week
Let's have another massive poomp day ye?

>>50859064
My bags keep getting packed so full I have to buy new bags and pack those too. I buy GME everyday the market is open. Thank you for acknowledging my monstrous bags!!!!
It’s hilarious when you think about it. The pajeets only have autopilot from scam coin p and d’s. They have yet to figure out that calling us baggies is a compliment.

kek baggies

>t. baggie

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wluk4y/comment/ijvby5o/
LOL
LMAO

So many happenings and so much hype, but here we are, still crabbing week after week.
Is it ever gonna happen?

frens, what are some part time jobs that are remote? I cant do a full remote job because my current cage is hybrid. if i can get another gig i can throw a whole paycheck into GME directly from my CS account.
>>50859104
shouldnt we see green tomorrow cause of options expiring?

HERE I GO AGAIN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50859167
Sell foot pics/draw furry porn.

>>50859153
Why would mods even give a fuck about a different stock? Makes no sense to defend AMC.

>>50859174
YOU HAVE MY OOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50859153
>9:11:11
KEK
D A N E D

>>50859160

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Do we crab all day or the usual 3pm pump?

They're so fucked it's hilarious

>>50859153
Kek danies

>>50859083
sneed kekkies

>>50859183
Unuronically. Degenerates don't know how to save money and will throw heaps of cash tomake their perfect coom material. Alternatively, make lewd videogames which cater to furries since I think furry smut games are an underserved market.

>>50859187
BROTHER WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We're mooning today and I'll have my hololive harem, paid for by Kenny & co.

>>50859277
Checked. If you can write smut, that works too.

>>50859235
yes

CAN WE GET A GOLDEN CROSS CHECK?¿

WAGMI

>>50859235
>random purple line with no references
MOASS imminent

>>50859339
THANKS

There is no realistic exit for shorts

YO FUCK THIS ETERNAL CRAB AND GAMESTOP FUCKING DO IT NOW. MOVE EXCHANGES YOU TWISTED SADISTIC FUCKERS

>>50859355

>>50859339
There's no way they avoid the golden cross now, they're fighting a war on two fronts against BBBY & GME. Not enough ammo for both. Absolutely fucked.

Golden cross by next week?

>>50859339
Looks like they can just short it back down again... Everyone knows this shit will keep happening until RC/GS help themselves for God's sake

>>50859413
It's a moving average, every day we are above it the more likely we are to cross. Sneed

RYAN COHEN BASTERD I WANT TO BUY AIR CON! IN UK I AM COOKING LIKE FROG IN POT I NEED CONDITIONED AIR YOU PUSH RED BUTTON NOW I GET COOL THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

>>50859339
The jew fears the golden cross

AMC CHADS
>CAN'T STOP
>WON'T STOP

>>50859430
>not having air conditioning
Sometimes I forget how underdeveloped Europe is.

>https://www.wsj.com/articles/sec-investigating-melvin-capital-management-11660232545
Uh oh, stinky poopy

>50859445
yeah it looks like it's on its way to finally getting back to what it was valued in 2015, kek

>>50859461
Cool, I'm still making money and you're not, I didn't buy in at $60

I find it hilarious that I get called a hepcat everytime it dips a lil
Something only a true Indian would say
Bollywood shit tier man
Kek hepcatties

>>50858955
Just bought more at $40 on margin. Set another limit order for $34

Gas prices below $4
Inflation lower than expected
Market never crashing
AMC outperforming gamecuck
Bbby absolutely shitting on gme
Marketplace dead
Split generated no volume
Kek baggies

>50859484
sure thing m8y

>>50859421
>every day we are above it the more likely we are to cross.
Are you serious? Look at your chart, at the far left it was above it (and like countless times before that too) and they just short it back down. They proved they can short it at will, all while anons like you conveniently forget those details and say "they're running out of ammo" for the thousandth time. Get real, we launch when RC/GS grace us with their presence.
>Wtf GameStop, I literally can't take the nonstop crab anymore, JUST END THIS NOW

>>50859487
>buying on margin

>>50859456
Kek Melvin

>>50859445

kek shillies

>Golden cross guys!!!
Look at what you're making us do, GameStop. Manufacturing BS ta and cope when you literally can end this now. Fuck you and I want my money

>>50859396
What the FUCK is a golden cross??

I HATE THE CRAB
I HATE THE CRAB
I HATE THE CRAB
FUCK YOU CRAB
Come on why won't someone force the DTCC to give us our money already

>>50859450
It's going to cost £3k for a decent set up for the house, it fucking sucks

>>50859456
>Hmmm everything looks to be in order Mr Melvin
>Ken Griffin has deposited $10 Amazon Gift Card to your account
>Melvin found innocent of any sus sus activity

It is with great pleasure that WAGMI.

>>50859456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V15MMgA6dE
kek

>dlauer
Anyway, I believe this. Kek hedgies $65 presplit price to break even. We haven't reached that low in over a year. They're bleeding money, the cult keeps buying, keeps drsing, and when they have to start closing it'll get far worse especially after the split.

>>50859430
>not having a portable unit you have to carry upstairs to the bedroom at night and it weighs a ton but you get to sleep without free balling it with a bag of ice cubes on your belly and a fan blasting full pelt at you

>>50859594
Can someone explain the costs of shorting? So they can short it down but why can't they short it down to $16 if that's they're break even point?

>>50859626
>this is who they're losing to

>>50859626
their, I am retarded.

They do not want you to know what happened to GameStop (NYSE:GME) on 9:17 AM 8/9

>>50859536
get a fan and freeze some wet towels to put on your neck and head. stop being a little bitch about the heat

>>50859492
Every single one of those is weak ass FUD trying to get weak ass bitches to part with their money. GME is divorced from reality. The only solution to the complete lack of accurate price discovery is to take GME out of the DTCC.

DTCC fucked up big time showing their hand. Now it's just a comfy waiting game.

>>50859626
Even if they got it down to $16 through shorting it's not profitable for them to do that. Shorting to drive the price down doesn't help them financially, other than to keep their lenders from panicking. They need someone other than themselves to be selling at $16 in order to close out their trades at a profit, which simply doesn't exist because it's an absurdly low valuation.

>>50859626
They've been trying to for over a year.

>>50859492
could go to 0 and i still wont sell

>sneed

love the crab

>>50859742
love you too bby

>>50859692
This is the cope. At best you'll break even. Ahahahahaha

>>50859153
Of course AMCers live on Superstonk. Where else do you think they get their DD? They are beyond delusional right now.

>>50859153
fucking hilarious

Funny how amc and bbby sit on top of gme like it’s a weight. Interesting shit going on there where amc tends to run more than both of them, bbby a little less than amc but more than gme, and gme the least. There are times where it inverses but then it always winds back to that. Would be interesting to do a dd on it because there’s got to be one more thing directly correlated to it as gme + bbby + one other asset is balanced out/= by amc

If a large chunk of amsneeders sold all their shares, would GME MOASS?

>>50859799
yes

>>50859793
Bbby up 120% in a month

Gamestop is holding it back cunt

I've just DRSd my first shares from IBKR. Is the "Acknowledged" notification different from "Available"? At which point do I call CS to let them know I want to expedite and recieve details through email? The reddit instructions were not really clear about this.

>>50859626
Not enough shares to borrow. They can only suppress the price by covering and immediately shorting again - they have their algo doing this every cycle to make it look worse than it really is but if you look at the averages.... it's slowly raising over time. We have retards buying the dip so the lows aren't as low as they use to be. Even with wash sales, dark pools, and ETF shorts, they can't contain it, they can only delay. Time is on our side.... it's not on their side. There's an end date to all of this.

>SS jannies removed the post calling out (((dlauer)))
>the proles aren't taking it
REV UP THOSE JEW REDPILLS, BOYS
IT'S TIME

BAGGIES KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50859814
the BBBY shilling has gotten as bad as the AMC shilling used to be. Somehow they are using BBBY against us. not fucking touching that stock as long as the shills are talking about it

The fact that we have an active and persistent shillbase only furthers my resolve in this matter.
If this was truly a bad move, and we were indeed retarded and poised to lose all our money, they would not be so insistent on telling us. We would hear nothing at all from Mr. Rajeshpreet & co

>>50859626
>why can't they short it down to $16 if that's they're break even point?
Why, indeed... Beats me.

>>50859875
If we were going to get rugged they'd be telling us to buy more.

kek gme chuds

>>50859894
Just like Cramer telling everyone to load up on Bear before the 2008 fall, on Netflix before this year's fall, that SPY is fine, etc.....

>>50859919
how bout rdbx amiright!? It is amazing how many have picked up on the BBBY shilling. Something stinks with BBBY

>>50859894
Never forget. UPST too.

>back above $40
KEK HEDGIES

>>50859518
IM SUCH A FUCKING BAGGIE
>I LOVE IT
IM SUCH A FUCKING BAGGIE
>I LOVE IT

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50859964
holy kek

>>50859938
Without RC buying those 80 calls? Yeah I would be careful.
With RC buying those 80 calls? Meh GME is still the only play but I threw in a couple of extra pennies. If it pops off before GME squeezes, great more GME shares. If not, oh well.

uh oh immutably on the blockchain-sies

>>50859968
you too, comfy blanket poster

>>50859594
>release the AMC distraction
>yes my lord

>>50859658
Benchode I am sat here with a hat full of ice and keep rotating a frozen damp towel on my back, shits killing me, my workshop is in the top floor and the venting sucks balls. MOASS me bitch

>>50859594
>buyinsnet
>formerly www.buyins.net and now at www.woprai.com
Those are some old-ass looking websites. You would think with all the money they should be making they could buy something better.

>>50859594
How is the mother fuck still going?

am i too late to have my baggies kekked?

>>50859979
what if cohen bought the calls as a way of saying "oh you are gonna try to pump BBBY to hurt my company? OK, I'll buy OTM calls so if you use BBBY for collateral, I will make a fortune on my calls which I will use to buy more GME...Maybe it was a threat, not an investment

>>50859846
Sauce me anon

>>50859770
nah i just assumed any money i invested would be gone anyway, i waste money like a fiend

i feel bad for you, id probably work for hedgies if i had to live in india too

>sneed

>>50860060
see >>50859980

Hepcats...

Your Fucking stock is down now. AMC is still up over 5%. It's separated.

Do you have any strategies or counters or contingencies planned to get rejoined to the Meme Power stocks like AMC so you can stop crabbing or losing value?

>>50860060
https://old.reddit.com/user/petitepain/comments/
Scroll down to the post calling out AMC as a distraction and try to open the thread it's in.

>>50860090
Why did they let the original Dunkposter go?

>>50860089
Oh I wanted the actual thread. Thx tho

Is Benisumomo the greatest anime girl of the last 20 years? I'd say so. wagmi.

>>50859626
>Create tens of millions of synthetic sharrs to short it down to $16, creating billions of dollars of liability.
>Begin closing a few of the hundreds of millions of shorts in that range.
>Shorting pressure immediately stops because they are now buying shares
>They are also not actively squashing upward drive from retail
>Price IMMEDIATELY goes up again.
>They have two choices
>1) Try to close some of the short positions they opened to get there, driving even more upward pressure and putting even more shorts in the red and worsening their position on the ones already underwater.
>2) Fight the upward pressure by continuing to short which at least means they get to tread water, but they can't close any positions and their risk exposure grows
My explanation for the eternal crab is that they ABSOLUTELY don't want the price to go up, but functionally they don't gain much when the price goes down because they can't close a meaningful number of positions, so their only option is to wait and hope we lose interest as they very slowly exchange shorts that are above the current price point for multiple shorts for at the current price point.

Why the fick haven't you jumped ship to BBBY?
Only oldfags will remember it was the options pressure which set off January 2021. Now with all you anti options faggots and DRS cringe, this thing can't even pop past $200. Meanwhile everyone in BBBY is still early and knows how to use options to stab hedgies in the foot. BBBY is mooning August 19 and GME will stay flat. Screencap this, and watch the news for the signal involving Biden. I told you about the August 9 run and you sneeded me, so here is your redemption. Red all next week and we moon after the 18th. I am 50% BBBY and 50% GME to fuck the hedges.

Jiemi says: Don't worry guys, just hold and stay comfy. Everything will work out in our favour. Source?
>i made it the fuck up

>>50859365
Only if they're first

>>50860144
>My explanation for the eternal crab is that they ABSOLUTELY don't want the price to go up, but functionally they don't gain much when the price goes down because they can't close a meaningful number of positions, so their only option is to wait and hope we lose interest as they very slowly exchange shorts that are above the current price point for multiple shorts for at the current price point.
But at some point I assume they will run out of money. Right?

>50860154
(E)at my ass you faggot

>>50860113
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wluk4y/dave_lauer_tweet_shorts_deeply_underwater_in_gme/

>>50860191
>all those fuckin awards

>>50860191
>>50860099
Bros....which thread?

>>50860190
Their cost to borrow increases every time we DRS more shares so yes.

>>50860144
Checked. To add onto this, when they let the price go downwards, it makes it even more risky for them because people will SLUUUURP it th fuck up. Combine yhat with DRS and they are fuggd bigly

>>50860210
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wluk4y/comment/ijvby5o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
The jannied comment within that thread

>>50860209
I was thinking the same, seems suspiciously anti semitic

>>50859770
Kek it could go to the average short position of 16.50 and I’d still be green motherfucker. These bags are HUGE. Anyone else here proud of their GIANT bags? Mine get bigger everyday. I have to keep buying more bags to fill

>>50860241
Thanks.... but which thread again? This one?
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wluk4y/dave_lauer_tweet_shorts_deeply_underwater_in_gme/

RRP 2,199.247

PARTICIPANTS 103

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>50860243
My understanding was redditoids paid real life money to give the jannied comment calling out David "Big Dick" Lauer on mentioning AMC a red glowing border while showing around 16 downvoots (before getting jannied)

Do you think there will be an investigation into what happened with AMTD Digital Inc. (HKD) amd MEGL?

>>50860243
>seems suspiciously anti semitic
I wonder if that twat browses 4chan and looks at all the posts talking about how he belongs in an oven lol. It's like Charles (the fat faggot from ADA) who is triggered by /biz/ calling him a loser.

>>50860268
Trillion dollar hedgefunds are losing to this.

>>50860281
Let the fed know that I want to be a participant and can give them a sandwich valued at $10

>>50860304
PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF BIG DICK LAUER HE IS A CHAMPION OF FINANCIAL REFORM AND HE IS VERY HANDSOME.

>>50860290
Yes. Real people were updooting and awarding but (((Dave))) has thousands of vootbots he uses to manipulate sentiment in a manner befitting his (((tribe))).

>>50860314
Bro, you gonna share the thread or what? I keep asking but people keep calling me rajeesh or pajeet which is really problematic because it is racist.

>>50860268
sigh.. yes that one

Pls BLS frens let this be our final battle
Catch me on the pale moonlight and we shall embrace burning embers of fate at the Roblox kissu of lingering destiny and desire
Pure energy moass now

Are these the people I'm holding with?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA2x39RYkt8

>>50860360
It amazes me that the Predditors pride themselves on being able to see through MSM propaganda, yet are constantly being swindled right under their fucking noses. How the fuck can they all be so gullible?

>>50860363
That's the fucking reddit thread you low-IQ mongoloid
>>50860191
>>50860191
>>50860191
You won't find the comment WITHIN THE REDDIT THREAD because it was jannied.

>>50860401
because they need to have a hero for some reason, when dfv stopped posting they just started latching onto whatever

>>50860401
>being swindled right under their fucking noses.
There's always a bigger nose.

>>50860382
>>50860403
You sure that is the thread? Also who posted the old.reddit link not the REDDIT link is an asshole becuase even I know they are not the same thing.

>>50860422
>because they need to have a hero for some reason
Most people do. Being stubborn assholes willing to take independent action makes us better than them.

>>50859450
Shut up burger. We don’t need it in this country it’s just all the geo engineering fucking up our shit

How the Fuck did they get us under $40?

>>50860401
>>50860424
Because Reddit is a pretty effective place to censor comments and content, and unless you are top of things then you will miss it.

>>50860447
Wow you may be the dumbest motherfucker here, and that is really
Saying something.

They don’t want you to know about old.Reddit because it never goes down with the main site when they crash it intentionally. Now that shills are telling me not to use it, i hereby swear to never use new Reddit ever again
Are there any Indian speakers here who can explain what RICO is and that it is borderless? That’s what we should start every thread with. The GameStop FAQ but translated into India. I bet if we did that there bosses wouldn’t even let them come in here anymore

So we wait until Christmas next year for DRS or the shorts to bleed out their margin due to fees?
What do you think comes first?

>>50860447
Step 1: Click on this link:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wluk4y/comment/ijvby5o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Step 2: Click on the area encircled by a thick red circle (Pic related).

>>50860190
>Run out of money
Yes. If they just taken the L and let the squeeze happen, they would have been starting it with enough funds maybe dampen the top price considerably. But now the squeeze will start when they have nothing at all. Which means their liability will immediatelly be offloaded to their lenders. Imagine how long that will take to settle, all the while the price is skyrocketing. The lenders get liquidated and their liability gets passed up the chain, so you have more time for that to settle, and people will of course drag their feet and bicker over whether or not they are liable and who is liable instead, so the price has even more time to skyrocket. It's like a game of hot potato, except the potato is a ball of plasma and it's getting rectally inserted with enough force to erupt out of their mouths and into the anus of the person whose ass they are currently kissing through debt, repeating the process. It's sort of like the human centapede in reverse, except people are exploding as their guts get flash steamed by this ball of hot GME plasma as it penetrates through them.

When is everyone putting in their two weeks?

>>50860154
E had higher than high school level education. This isn’t him, but it’s bullish as fuck they are imitating him. Hope real E comes back. Still waiting for the bafin announcement of what is being asked in dark pools for GME, and we will know he was the real deal

>>50860506
old.reddit is fucking eye cancer. You only use it as a last resort.

>>50859093
So just hold them all lmao or are you not retarded enough huh high-school-graduate-boy?

>>50860573
Shill

>>50860573
Ah yes, new reddit with 80% less information per pixel. I do like to scroll indefinitely and have my information as spread out as possible.

>>50859445
BUS STOP

>>50860537
>Numerous typos
Fucking damn it I hate phoneposting. Phone keyboards are intentionally hard to use and mechanical ones are completely non-existent so that we limit our converations to short meaningless exchanges favoring bullshit and emotional posturing. Change my mind.

why are we flat lining

>>50860537
Oh my god how did they let it get this bad
It's not only going to be biblical this is something else entirely and I'm starting to get a little scared how tightly tightly packed everything is....

>>50860597
kek

>>50860596
They really fucked up this time. The shills are getting so heavy handed. We really must be close if these idiots aren’t getting fired. The BBBY shilling is off the fucking charts. I can’t wait for all of these fucks to BURN
Everyone take note. They do not want people talking about old.Reddit because they cannot crash it when needed. Spread the word the shills fucked up again

>>50860591
>he has an attachment to the old format because he WAS from reddit
uh oh stinky
>>50860596
>reading predominantly horizontally rather than horizontal+vertical
Like I said, fucking eye cancer.

>>50860506
I use teddit myself bro. Way nicer except it can be slow as FUCK on mobile.

>AMC outperforming GME
That's what you get for being so caustic and retarded. We could have been squeezed buddies together but you all chose to act like niggers. Enjoy your stock dump into the fucking floor meanwhile, AMC is going to the moon.

I hope none of you GME fags make it.

>there’s people here who prefer the cancer redesign
Truly the best fud of all. I’d tell you to get monke-aids and die but you’re enough of a faggot already that you don’t need my encouragement

>50860638

>>50860518
I clicked on the link but the image just got bigger?

>>50860638
You smell like really cheap cologne, and you are also wearing too much of it. What time is your train back to Jersey acne face?

hepcats getting DUNKED on by amc, bbby, btc, eth, the ENTIRE market kek! this is what you get when you invest into a funko pop / jpeg car boot sale that's burning 100s of millions a quarter! kek!

>>50860681
Lol the real dunkie hasn’t been back since he got burned “dunking” on some other crypto

>>50860573
>Found the faggot who loves material design favoring massive amounts of wasted space, minimal information conveyance, and visually indistinguishable interfaces
Get off the internet. Your kind are destroying the ability to consume useful information in an efficient manner. We need to go back to the 90s where every web page was jam packed with information neatly stored in easily identifiable table fields.

>>50860681
Ethereum going up directly translates into more USD for GameStop and is thus bullish.

Frens you cannot even fathom the lengths to which we will make it

https://youtu.be/Dp-6BSGXMvg
The great journey is about to begin
Be not afraid or scared this is only the beginning

>>50860665
Holy kek, this guy right here

>>50860718
hedgies are losing to this

Do you mean Big Dave the ex citadel employee? The one who is currently pushing his own business which sells HFT algos to hedge funds? That big d lauer? The one who today mentioned AMC “shorts”?

>>50860665
I choose to believe you are another 77 and that you are not epically trolling me.
>>50860711
okay nigger you probably weren't even born in the 90's

>>50860000
Checked and N0000ticed.
Very interesting indeed.

>>50860713
Hard to keep the baggie with all the chads infiltrating my brain

>>50860631
>read one word
>scroll the pages down to get to next word
>javascript has to download 300 mb worth of data for its dynamic fields
>wait 5 minutes
>suddenly spot interesting comment which hasn't been deleted.
>expand comment tree to read conversation
>get redirected to another webpage because apparently you can't have nested comments anymore
>hard sell popup blocks entire screen asking you to log in
Please at your earliest convenience throw yourself into a wood chipper. Modern reddit's site design is possibly EVEN WORSE than the people on it.

>>50860777
lucky sevens

>>50860763
I was, you’re a complete nigger. javascript as anything more than helping enhance some features was a mistake, and whoever came up with css needs to be flayed alive

>>50860777
LUGY SVENS xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>50860777
Lucky 7's!

Noticing these threads getting more and more sparse than say, a week ago

>>50860300
Of course not. Everyone with any sway is in on this shit. The entire system is corrupt from top to bottom. These people eat at the same restaurants, play on the same golf course, their kids probably go to school together. Gary Gensler and Len Griffin probably have poker night once a week with Larry Fink and Nancy Pelosi

>>50860763
You have to be the fakest motherfucker I’ve ever seen. you are dripping with inauthenticity and tryhard. Jesus where are they even finding you idiots that can’t handle such a basic fucking task. You obviously aren’t a jeet, so one can only imagine how badly an American would have to fuck their life to end up in your position, helping wallstreet mislead retail traders. Obviously you don’t believe in God. I fear for your retribution. We should start a shill school and start charging these stupid fucks

>>50860823
because we're red and everyone gets suicidal. when it's green they get cocky.

>>50860823
Not really. We are crabbing which means everything is fucking slow. Last Monday when there was price action then things moved pretty fast.

>>50860537
>It's like a game of hot potato, except the potato is a ball of plasma and it's getting rectally inserted with enough force to erupt out of their mouths and into the anus of the person whose ass they are currently kissing through debt, repeating the process.
Like pottery.

>>50860712
yes I'm sure their 13 bucks an hour increasing by 70% is going to revitalise the business baggie benchode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco
>I close my eyes and sneed it
>I clench my shares and beat it
>I light their shorts and burn it
>I am the beast I worship

>>50861007
based

>>50860502
We are a lot older than you and a lot smarter than you. On your BEST day, you aren't as clever as we are on our WORST day. You may get to be as smart as we are when you reach our age, but you are not there yet!

I look forward to seeing the report on the total amount of borrow fees the hedgies have paid in shorting GME after MOASS

>>50860839
uh oh triggered

NEW NYSE LEGISLATION ALLOWS THEM TO SELL YOUR U.S. STREET SHARES AT THE LOWEST BUYING PRICE AUTOMATICALLY.

YOU LITERALLY WAITED 2.5 YEARS TO HAVE YOUR MEAL TAKEN FROM YOU

WHEN YOU GON' UNITE MOTHERFRICKERS

DRS CHADS, I KNEEL

Weewooweewooweewoo purple alert

>>50860811
This. Fucking this. I used to be able to nearly instantly load most static webpages on a dialup connection, but between all the JS and CSS written by a combination of poos, faggots, and chinks, the same page takes a minute to load and is unreadable as it does so because it's constantly shifting. Whoever started and continues to propigate the current sparse design principle needs to be flayed as well because the pages are so spread out, unintuitive, and awful, which is only made worse when you have to wait forever for things to load after scrolling. And forget going to most sites on bad internet, because one or two dropped requests is enough to make most sites error out. Fuck the modern internet.

>>50861053
post link faggot

>>50860811
>>50861072
get faster internet or just turn off your computer bro

>>50861053
link

>>50861028
Is that a good fap or not?

Stop selling you fucking niggers. How are we going to moass if mfs keep selling.

>>50861019

>>50861133
No ones selling, they are just maintaining the price by selling the same share over and over again

>>50861072
The web changed from being a distributed document platform to a machine for extracting money from retards.

https://motherfuckingwebsite.com

>>50860537
What if it was always fucked?

>>50861194
>a machine for extracting money from retards
It seems like every good idea or thing eventually becomes corrupted by greed once (((certain individuals))) discover ways to exploit it for profit.

Go up I'm tired of gme getting mogged, this really is the final push isn't it, once this thing stays above $45 I'm going to be rich for life

>>50861103
It was posted in the early morn. Why isn't the cringemine screeching and slinging shit about this?

>>50861194
Normies ruin everything and I hate them for it. Maybe the 'elites' are right and they need to he guided with a heavy hand.

>>50861090
I am sorry your brain is so crippled that you can't see that this is an enormous problem.

>>50861234
>The algo was influenced by all the 45 posting in /GME/ so that $45 became the critical margin threshold
kek meme market

>>50861194
>https://motherfuckingwebsite.com

hope whoever made this site got whatever coding job they applied for

Doubles

$60

EOD

>>50861304
No $69 EOD and anon has to suck my dick

>>50861256
Probably because you’re not posting a goddamn link for us to look at
>>50861090
Faggots telling you to just get better hardware instead of optimizing their code is why the modern internet is such an unmitigated clusterfuck. You’re the one on the right, aren’t you?

>>50861257
As long as infrastructure can keep up, it's not a big problem. If it forces infrastructure to be able to handle gorillion megs of data per refresh, then better.
>NOOOOOOO A WEBPAGE MUST ONLY USE 32KiB OF DATA NOOOOOOO
kek
>>50861304
you dropped these

>>50861257
>Maybe the 'elites' are right and they need to he guided with a heavy hand.
There is honestly truth to this. The average person is really really dumb and constantly needs to be told how to live. That's why most people tend to follow the generic lifeplan (college, job, wife, kids, NPC hobbies, etc). However the problem is that the elite choose to abuse and exploit the sheep instead of leading them. The masses need to be guided and nurtured properly so they can grow and contribute to healthy communities.

>>50861188
Where are they getting these shares is it left over x shares on random brokers that people didn't DRS ?
I have like 3 in Robinhood and 4 in vanguard that I should just sell and rebuy on CSGO
Already have xxx in CSGO tho and xx in FUD
Or are they just printing naked shorted fake shares ?

>>50861315
I'm neither, so it's not my problem. If the internet dies, it dies.

>>50861282
I hope so too, but the sad fact is that for every one person like this, there will be ten 'web designers' from India who will shit up the internet in the same way they shit on the streets outside their coding hovel.

>>50861315
I'm here to inform you once again to do your own fucking research.

>>50861322
>However the problem is that the elite choose to abuse and exploit the sheep instead of leading them.
Checked. It sucks that someone has to do it at all, but it sucks worse that the people doing it are abusing the privilege.

>>50861322
we get it you're Joker pilled

>>50861366
>REEEEE YOU MUST DO THE WORK AND CODE BETTER
>LOOK UP THE SOURCE? FUCK YOU MADERCHODE

>>50859626
>the costs of shorting
they've never been higher

Amc up 7%
Eth up 12% yesterday
Gas under $4
Inflation under expectations
Bbby up 120% this month
Gamestop baggies red. Unperforming all expectations!

>>50861321
Infrastructure wouldn’t need to “keep up” if you just didn’t write shitty unoptimized code
>NOOOOOOO A WEBPAGE MUST USE TWELVE FRONT END FRAMEWORKS EVEN IF IT DISPLAYS STATIC TEXT NOOOOOOOOO

>>50861376

>>50861407
It's all part of the plan. This is unironically the dip before the rip

>>50861407
>unperforming
Try again next thread Rimjab. Does anyone speak their language and can translate the FAQ at the top into Indian so that maybe a few of these fucks can make it with us?

Should I go 100% DRS? Ryan's tweets seem to be saying that it's a good idea.

>>50860343
qui?

>>50861407
it changes one day to the next this proves nothing though.

A chimpanzee throwing a dart at different stock codes could outperform us all at choosing which baggies to hold

thats the nature of the market its all a gamble no matter what

>>50861407
>50861407
>>50861407

I have a theory that if we were to translate the Gamestop FAQ to whatever language these shills speak, they will stop coming immediately. Their bosses cannot let them get exposure to the facts of the situation.

>>50861315
Yes. Exactly. Why should we hold the hardware and software devs to separate standards?

>>50861321
Thats the problem, the infrastructure isn't keeing pace with the awful coding standards. I have gigabit fiber and EVEN STILL many web pages are sluggish, unresponsive, and sometimes unstable. Not to mention the ui design is aids, scraping is a pain due to all the dynamic fields, and more places are turning into walled gardens which require you to log in (and thus be traced) to even look at them. But sure, plug your ears and pretend we aren't seeing things get objectively worse.

>>50861234
I'm tired of Ken Griffin, he's supposed to run a tight bedpost instead we get this sloppy mossy. He's supposed to run a tight sphincter I'm sick of his man tits.

>>50861437
Source?

I WOULD REALLY LIKE IT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED

>>50861458
if we are going to use new reddit and old reddit as an example of this, I don't understand how your points could even be refuted. New reddit seems they are actively trying to make it harder to find information on the site

>>50861410
The worst are the ones that try to optimize by only loading pictures/ads once you scroll to them, but then the layout jumps about and you lose your place. Pretty sure a lot of it is meant to keep you there for longer, but I usually nope out, or if I really want to read their shitty article, inspect element and disable java.

>>50861454
Oh FFS I was going to do this but theres like links and shit kek better luck next time my punjabbies kek

>>50861458
Also I cannot get over how wild it is the shills were instructed to shill against using old.reddit. I find that very, very interesting

>>50859487
you know you're fucked if it dips to $20 again
some country club boomer has been shilling using margin instead of taking a personal loan

>>50861476
Picrel and https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1557550311786459136?s=21&t=_N7nG2ogXdW_KiAStGjfxQ

>>50861486
Same, I'm going back to bed

>>50861322
This. They are sheep and the shepherd is a wolf. Our goal after moass should be to take the role for ourselves and ACTUALLY NURTURE society. The existence of an NPC implies that things can actually be pretty awsome if you give them the right programming, so we shouldn't look down at them for operating with the wrong ruleset, we should see them as a group which can be guided and utilized to accomplish wonderous things.

>>50861516
>personal loan to buy stock
uhhhh this is a terrible idea in every single way.

This time next week, you will have $3 million in your credit union account MINIMUM and you will be watching crypto baggies and hedge fund employees commit suicide on twitch and cnbc

>>50861544
sneed

>>50861548
thank you anon

>>50861559
sneed

>>50861572
how is using margin better lmao? the broker lends out your shares to short sellers and can rug you if the price dips or they change the margin requirements. borrowing money for a house or a college degree is considered acceptable so why not a stock that you know will moon? it's better than a car loan at least.

>>50860556
After all of my post-MOASS financial ducks are in a row. I officially own what I invest that money in and my taxes are spent. I had legal counsel and an accountant saved me every penny they could. Only once all of those things are done do I drag up.

>>50861572
sneed

>>50861489
New reddit was always an example of BAD site design. Old reddit is better in comparison. I think the comparitively denser information scares the illiterate because it gives them flashbacks to reading a book.

>>50861410
>Infrastructure wouldn’t need to “keep up” if you just didn’t write shitty unoptimized code
If everybody had infinite time and coded as autistically as you, we'd still be stuck with dial up. Just let the free market do its thing.
>shitcoders create bloat
>necessitates bigger tubes for the internet
>good coders can take advantage of bigger tubes
>rinse and repeat.
Just progress bro

>>50861601
buying anything you can't afford is a terrible idea. Margin rates will be better with your broker (if you aren't a degenerate with no credit) than any personal loan you are going to get. Further if you tell your bank you are going to use the loan to buy stock, they will deny it, so you most likely lied about what you were getting the loan for, which they frown upon. If you can't afford to pay cash for it, you can't afford it. It would be smarter to buy the shares in cash you can afford, then to expose yourself to so much risk you are putting your entire position in jeapordy.

>>50861646
sneed

>>50861322
This is off. People generally self-organize into decently healthy communities. The issie is when populations get large enough that it's profitable for sociopaths to try exploiting them for massive personal gain. Everyone's subsistence farming and then BAM Alexander the Great.

The issue is balancing the ambitions of every cargo cultist who can't just sit still and eat their damn fruits and nuts with the people they'll entice into going on a big mammoth hunt.

>>50861657
you can't fix stupid. Some of you will be broke a year after MOASS

>>50861665
sneed

>>50861543
Well said. NPCs are only considered dumb worker drones because that is exactly what the elite want them to be.

>>50861678
cope

>>50861646
Overextending yourself makes you more susceptible to selling. There was a big push for taking out loans/quitting your job in June/July of last year because "MOASS TOMORROW BRO." I've offered the alternative of selling your bodily fluids to get more GME, but I guess if you're a gay tranny you can't do that

>>50861680
seethe

>>50861646
ok boomer
options trading is considered acceptable by many, it's sort of the same thing, you're extending your exposure with leverage and paying a premium/spread for it

>>50861679
You can't deprogram them you have to kill them. That's what demoralization means.

>>50861679
It is like the elite have managed to make humans so unimpressive through their endless psyops that they are no able to dehumanize them, but somehow lack the ability to recognize the lack of intellect and impressiveness of the general population is exactly what they engineered and intended. It will be very satisfying when the unwashed masses they are willing to exterminate, liquidate them playing within the very bounds and rules they themselves created to rule over us. It is archetypal and biblical. It is Christ flipping over the money changers tables, except this time we are all christ, and we are all flipping the tables together.

>>50861699
dilate

>>50861665
>you can't fix stupid. Some of you will be broke a year after MOASS
After MOASS I will personally invest in one or two law firms that do bankruptcy

>>50861724
winrar

>>50861644
Kill yourself.

I’m tired

>>50861681
EXACTLY! the only way they are getting CS shares back into the markets from the die hards is by putting the squeeze on them. They intended to smoke us out. Let us overextend, use their vast fortune to make this last longer than anyone expected, and get as many of those shares back from the desperate as you can before you kick it off. There is literally nothing that could put me in a financial position where I would ever have to sell a single one of my thousands of DRSed shares. Those quitting jobs, and taking loans are no different than greedy hedge fucks we are liquidating. They are living beyond their means. They are getting greedy and entitled. They prob wont make it in the long run

>>50861734
you dropped this

>>50861758
Same, this whole fake and gay left hand right hand Satan psyop should be over by now, but they want to torture all of us as much as possible.

>>50861758
then go to bed

>>50861644
The only reason you have even decent speed on anything is because the compiler, OS, and hardware nerds are more autistic than I am. Stay mad
>just progress bro
toward what? I’ve seen the stuff your kind produces. It’s absolute garbage. Meanwhile, CLI tools from 1988 work just as well as they did all those years ago
>>50861717
I only ever trade cash- or share-secured options. Not as much money in it but it’s far, far safer than whatever it is you do

>>50861053
Anyone else know about this? Surely someone wouldn't lie on a Malaysian tranny hate forum.

>>50861784
I don’t know what you’re talking about but I agree
I have a left hand and a right hand and I’m poor

aight so Im looking at the instructions to transfer from hl to computer share and I gotta say, the instructions for the letter portion to transfer to IKBR is looking kinda gay. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qkg11n/uk_apes_guide_to_transfer_from_hargreaves/ do I actually have to print the letter and take a picture of it with a signature? cus my printer doesn't work and the letter looks fine as it is.

>>50861797
Without doing any research, I'd say it's not real. My reasoning? If it were, this thread would be at least 60% posts spamming the link to the proof and kekking baggies over it. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

>>50861723
I would't dare say I am Christ, but I will happily follow in His footsteps. Been looking for what my ministry is supposed to be for a long time, and it's hard given I am extremely solitary by nature, but I would be happy trying to unwind the degeneracy set up by the powers that be.

>>50861757
uh oh angies
>>50861769
I'd also stay away from insurance companies because I foresee a bunch of retards crashing their expensive new cars everywhere, causing insurance carriers to pay out left and right.
>>50861791
toward bigger internet tubes. Keep up. I'm sure the same 128k lines can handle 480p video streaming with ease.

Everyone in this thread needs some pussy

seething/arguing over GME or BBBY or Crypto isn't going to make/break MOASS

Go outside find something else to do and WAGMI

>>50861791
I wish CLI nerds and whatnot weren't so dickish and insular. We get it, people treat you like shit and your rejection anxiety is off the charts. It's only going to get worse for everyone - including you - until and unless the rest of the population gets at least a little bit more technical.

We need CS/IT/SWE's Carl Sagan.

>>50861852
Thanks just bought more BBBY

>>50861852
GO BACK
QUIT SHITTING UP THIS WEBSITE NORMIE

4 Years today bros. This is what they took from us

>>50861902
F

Making people report new DRSes as posts instead of comments in a general was shilliant bit of social engineering.

>>50861902
He's alive and in Serbia

>>50861878
>been on this site since 2007

I'm here to invest and make money and the cacophonous, unrelenting, trill of shills and chads is not conducive to that

Say something constructive or gtfo

>>50861972
Kill yourself

>>50861902
>Died the day after the Sky King died
Damn

>>50861865
>Advocating for higher standards in web design
>Points out the technical excellence of CLI tools as a good standard to strive towards
>You talk about how the average person needs to get more technical
>Average person such as one of the many shitty web devs
>More technical such as writing better code
??? Holy self conflicting argument batman.

>>50861972
>been on this site since 2007
Been here since 2002, you would think the UI would have had an update by now

>>50861852
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence, if I should draw the line or any fences
If so, to what extents, if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain
When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
I say your all just too goddamn sensitive
It's censorship, ad it's down right blasphemous
Let's end this shit now 'cause I won't stand for this
And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must've put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault 'cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super
Man, how ironic
That I'd be the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronic

>>50861601
You do realize you can just use your own money to buy stuff right?
You're acting like it's a binary choice between margin or a personal loan.

Stop giving your money to the debt jew anon.

Who are the lower iq baggies AMC or GME?

>>50862032
kek

unfortunately not but it greets you like an old friend. I like it here.

>>50859836
you'd probably have much better luck asking on /r/superstonk
I bet if you posted this question in any of the drs posts you'd get a response.

>>50862030
It's not just self-contradictory, it's impossible. The population can't get more technical without mass gene therapy to uplift intelligence or via mass die-off of the nontechnical. Without the ability to understand and manipulate abstract systems in your head you can't use a computer beyond rote memorization, and that's never going to change. It's not a skill you can teach, either, someone either has the ability or they don't. That filter is 90% of CS101 dropout rates.

>>50861972
when you format your pointless posts that way, it takes up more room and we reach the bump limit sooner.

>>50862063
some anons are shilling buying with margin, that's the ridiculous part
some anons are taking personal loans regardless of what you think of it and other anons are being faggots by fudding it
buying things with cash is easy to say if you're a boomer who bought his own his house with an entry level job etc

>>50862087
>>50862087
>>50862087
Threaded, frens!

>>50862114
90% of the dumfuck niggers in these threads are entitled out of touch boomers with vascular damage or fat ugly wives

>>50859034
WAGMI.

>>50862032
>>50862071
I just like how this website is minimalist and not a burden on your eyesight like a lot of places is.

>>50862071
>>50862032
I much prefer it the way it is. It's an effective filter for leddit normies at least, and basic enough that it just works. Most of all, it's like a living piece of the internet before it went to complete shit.
Shame about all the poos and glowniggers though. A necessary evil, I guess

>>50862114
Look bud. It's not my fault that you need to live in California, but can't find a real job.
I have a 50$ an hour job and an 850$ a month mortgage, we're not all bums like you.

>>50862030
You need to spoonfeed people with the wonders of inner space and the network and make learning about how to do things efficiently and securely cool. My experience with trying to go out and learn this shit on my own is getting geek ego jizzed across my face and no answers. Everyone trades their secrets on their IRC and Discord servers like gossiping middle school girls. You only get advice when someone wants to show off, in which case it's packaged for spectacle and self-gratification instead of education.

Hackers want to act like they're skateboarders, but they're more like gymnasts.

>>50862168
Yeah glad I got to experience this place when it was more covert and wasnt being advertised on the news and such

>>50862181
See
>>50862140

>>50862209
Probably no one will read this but this website is the maximum exponent of post-modernism.
It started out as a novelty, full of milquetoast humour and weird new hiperlink functionalities.
Now it's an edgy, almost monocultural place that somehow manages to directly control and change real life. Borges would be proud. David foster Wallace would shitpost here everyday and ultimately hang himself anyway, but this time he would live stream it.

>>50862082
>It's not a skill you can teach, either, someone either has the ability or they don't.
Nah. Most people have the ability, the issue is breaking concepts up into teachable chunks and spoonfeeding at a decent clip. This is especially hard for this particular field because the whole point is optimization; that's what experts' brains are tuned to. But then, Feynman.

College-level CS is built around gatekeeping because the whole point when they were developed was to turn a secretarial task into something prestigious so everyone could make bank. It's counterproductive for it to, like, actually teach CS in an approachable way; instead, it's a way for people who already have a fundamental understanding of principles to play around and network and get a credential.

>>50862362
This, EE is also not that difficult, its just made hard on purpose, by retarded, full of themselves, boomer lecturers.

>>50860048
They can't pump any of the meme stock baskets (except AMC) because they are short on it. With AMC they swapped their shorts for longs with their $60 runup last year + the AA dilution. With every other meme stock, it did nothing but crab (GME) or get shorted to shit (BBBY+KOSS+others). Seriously did you see what happened to BBBY without retailers jumping in to save em like GME? RC probably picked up BBBY to make a profit (unlike GME which he can't sell or else that sends FUD into our community + he can't be a board member anymore).