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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bears dont get to cum
>>50857803moo~
Links:https://www.carvana.com/https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715https://www.yachtworld.com/
Good morning
>>50857803>that OPWhat happened to this place?
TGL hauled agin!
>>50857837this is the best its going to get, all downhill now
I have no fucking idea what I’m doing but apparently they make monkey pozz test kits and I want to make money.
Honestly I feel like we aren't out of the dip yet
>>50857837If you want links, go to Reddit.
I'm still holding bobros
>>50857830Shit, fuck, forgot this:https://etfdb.com/etfs/leveraged/equity/
Real thread>>50856457
YALL MEAN TO TELL YALL NIGGAS BUY A STOCK FOR $1 THEN TURN IT AROUND AND SELL IT FOR $2? AIN'T NOBODY GONNA BUY YO SHIT FOR $2 DAT SOME PHONY PONZI SCHEME BULLSHIT! I'll BUY YO STOCK FOR .75 CENTS NIGGA.
I'm so euphoric right now.
>>50857803>mfw ASTR is mooning and none of the bizjaks believed me when I said 1.30 was the bottom
>>50857836Fuck off siga bagholdersI've had it with you niggers on this Mongolian basket weaving plane
ASTS wtf
Ignore the demiurge /smg/ bros
huge gains using dangerously retarded amounts of margin because things like options or hedging my investments are too difficult for my rock brain to understand.
uhhh mooers i think we need more mooing what's with the red candles...
>>50857876RKLB too somewhat, this is it spacebros the entire space sector is going to the moon.
reminder to sage shitty thread bakes like this
I was looking for lingerie to buy for my gookfu, and now all i'm getting are advertisements with women wearing lingerie. Not complaining just saying.
Is TTOO finished?
my showerings are just a glorified wank sheshalso I'm already down 2k today I guess
>>50857882Okay, but I can't ignore my full urges tho
>PULL UPPULL UP>PULL UPPULL UP>PULL UPPULL UP
>>50857911Nope just getting started.
>>50857918
Who keeps making these fucking retarded threads early and no links?
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING MUMU'S
Would you guys ever work a government job? I'd be taking like a 15k paycut but the pension system is pretty fucking good.
>>50857918is this true?
Reminder the EIA faked the oil demand data yet oil is still rebounding. Fuck off Biden.
>out of day trades>can't swing calls/puts>could've made good money again todayIT HURTS BROS
>>50857942DIAMOND HOOVES BROTHER
Once in a generation pullback bros, buy it or you'll never make it
>>50857942>panic way out of puts>observe yet another loss>lay in bed>cry self to sleep
>>50857918The government has 200k deputies with arresting powers and probably ability to own a gun. Thats more than the entire Marine Corps. >>50857948Yes but a bit of a meme. IRS and Treasury people are allowed to have certain roles with a gun for arrests. They will generally accompany other departments like fbi or police in an arrest but because they go they get a gun too. Most IRS agents arent using a gun at all.
>>50857871I don't have any SIGA you OK bro?
CPNG on course to be 50-100$ by this time next year.
>>50857862Nice phallic sword placement
>>50857918Who cares about more IRS anyway?Pay your damn taxes
Look at the TSLA Daily chart LAMO. Its just pure red. What does that tell me? Open a short
>>50857871>he bet against gay sexNgmi
>new baggie pic just droppedBullish for SIGA
>>50857975You better not, or I'll suck your dick in a very non-homosexual way
SOXL taking a lil stinky poopy dip uh oh noperino
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???
We're at the morning gap, bulls better hope it holds
>>50857836Morning SIGA Sir.
>>50857990They need to defund the IRS.
Looks like SPY got rejected off the 5/5 gap down and the lower end of the weekly price channel. What a great shorting opportunity that I missed
lol who said what? Why is everything reversing?
did you think I was gone?
SIGA $25 GOGOGOGOGO
>have $100>willing to lose it all on options gamble expiring tmrw>wat do?
>>50858022Jerome let it slip that he didn't really care about black unemployment
>>50858016QQQ rejected $330, weekly resistance.Still all in SQQQ.
Can reddit pump both GME and BBBY or will their pyramid scheme finally collapse?
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8
I liked the IFOS.V earnings
>>50857994after seeing her shamelessly suck old man penis i cannot stop seeing it every time i look at this whore
Check yields mumu
>>50858035This is the best time to open a short because the risk is so low after a huge surge in price movement for all indices. The RSI is overdone but there is no confirmation on the MACD unless you read the 15m + 30m
*nuzzles ur neck*hey mumu..... check vix computer.
Watch ENVX blow past 22 in two tickers>if you know, you know
>>50857918>Adhere to the highest standards of conduct, especially in maintaning honesty and integrity.Nobody who does that would ever work as an enforcer for our political class in the first place.
>>50858016whenever i feel bad, knowing that there are others on here who won the E wars makes me happy
>>50858027When ever I stop watching the chart it pumps. Its like that double split experiment. I'm going to go to sleep anon, may we be approaching 30 when I wake in 7 hours.
>not loading up on convexity here
>>50857803No links
SPY 425 Aug 19 Put was a buy at SPY 424.50. The price swing was Low 4.50 (my buy zone) to High 5.80 (my scalp would've been at 5.50). Swing trading is so fucking easy holy shit. I just need $5,000 more in my broker account.
>>50857803Have you seen these links?>Brokers:https://brokerchooser.com/https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)>Live financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Educational sites:https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.investopedia.com/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://nhentai.to/
>>50858108She's so insanely hot but of course it's derailed by her dumbass stance on everything
>>50858101>Brokers:https://brokerchooser.com/https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)>Live financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Educational sites:https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.investopedia.com/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://nhentai.to/
Another TGL halt rofl.
>>50857861why does this seem so authentic? I can imagine one saying this. also why are my stocks down suddenly ?
Swing trading is so fucking easy holy shit too bad I'm a poorfag with only $20,000 in my account. You can just buy 10 SPY Contracts during the daily low/high, scalp 9 of them, then leave a runner for extra gains
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stop selling now chuds!
FUUUUCK I should have slurped SOXS
BIG STINK
SIRS, WHY ARE WE DUMPING SIRS
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING BOBROS WAGMI
>>50857803Bros this gotta be the best bulltrap ever right?
WTF I JUST WENT FOR A WALK AND COME BACK TO THIS
And the bears take the field
>>50858008Good morningSIGA morning
ITS A MASSIVE SALE BROS JUST BUY EVERYTHING
>>50858134get a load of this fucking virtue signaling limp dick liberal
i hate this market so damn much fake short attacks EVERY DAY by hedgies
>>50858194>cunt on a blunt ?
reminder that I sold roblox at 25
>>50858053>shamelessly suck old man penis i cannot stop seeing it every time i look at this whorethat did not happen. that's cat woman
I sold SQQQ at the bottom this morning. lolI'm staying in VTI/cash like a good little boy from now on
I lightened a big fat load of stocks today
FUCKING SCAMWICK BULLSHIT. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY!
>>50858205that's exactly what it is
>>50858194at least i'm not a race traitor
>>50858226me except semen
>>50858124>>50858134>Diapers:https://myinnerbaby.com/
I love how everything dumps together, no sense of subtlety
>>50857865Ah yes, the poor man's SPCE.
>>50858053>>50858209>suck old man penisWtf?Is there a vid of this shit? Link?Who tf is it?> NKKKH
>>50858035>330Just like the break up candles back in April end of month. Funny how that works.
>>50858210Are you the Germ that bought sqqq at $39?
another delectable dipperino
WTF happened ??
I don't get it. Did anything happen or are we just selling for fun?
>>50858101Based X Files enjoyer.
>>50858297Powell flipped, QT starts tomorrow afterall and rates increasing by 2 percent.
>>50858250>>50858197go to your containment board
>FBI attacked: Armed gunman tried to break into bureau building>Ohio State Highway Patrol officers reportedly exchanged fire Thursday morning with a man who tried to break into an FBI building in Cincinnati, Ohio.>Interstate I-71 North was shut down after the suspect drove away from the scene and reportedly started firing at police from a cornfield, NBC 15 News reported. FBI negotiators have also arrived on the scene.>The suspect was described as a white male over police scanner traffic, according to the News Journal.>“Blood splatter on his shorts. Right thigh area,” an officer in a police helicopter said over the radio. “Part of windshield shot out ... Suspect on knees, holding rifle.”>"Rifle down for the moment. He is on his knees,” the officer added about 15 minutes later.https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice/fbi-building-break-in-cincinnati-ohio-trump-raid
>>50858146how do you identify the daily lows and highs you wizard?
>>50858297Coordinated short attack by hedge funds to try and destroy middle class savings
>>50858297>he doesn't get itG'day mate
>>50858101>>50858304is taht the inbred episode?
>>50858312>he boughtDump it further
Some dumbfuck trump insurrectionist just attacked the FBI office in Cincinnatti.
>>50858330Nah it was some Indian dude who had some kind of cloaking powers and went around fucking with people.
HOLY RUGPULL TGL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
>>50858297>20% rally in a month>down .5% Why is this happening???!
>>50858320Why is it always white people?
>>50858341more like a glowie false flag
>>50857803it's dropping my fucking basterds
>>50858327He won’t get this either
>>50858312Where do you think you are, boy?
What the fuck are you guys holding that's getting BTFO? I'm green across the board.
That massive faggot from last thread is so angry he missed out on SIGA
>>50858351hey mumu, you forgot to make your bed
>>50858368I wonder if the snake is okay with that. Is that snekbro and pepes?
>>50858356Easy, that's the demographic being targeted for genocide.
Bros now I'm being dragged to shitty department store when I could be at home watching charts and chillin.. thank God it's cheap and I don't have to spend my gains
>>50858341Based lmao
>>50858341>>50858320based. probably went about it wrong. should have just followed them home
>tiny dip for a few minutes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>50858375shorts or puts no doubt
>>50858146>20kyeah works with poorfag money maybe
>>50858375Tswift is the only tranny worth a shit
Quick reminder that if you aren’t having gay sex right this very instant then you’re ngmi
>>50858356white people are the only ones with souls
>>50858373oh chit
>>50858392>that noseJewish 0/10 would not bang
market will recover soon frens, let not your heart be troubled
>>50858375amd and soxlbut also vix
>>50858392You can do better
>>50858407>Initials are TSThe elite are so cheeky sometimes.
>>50858281fite me fgt.
>>50858320How long until it comes out and he's revealed to have been talking to at least a dozen feds telling him to attack the building?
>>50858320Based. Fuck glowies.
Started trading in 2020 and since then,>2020: +552>2021: +2246>2022: +12,933I have not lost any money YTD only gained money. Im realizing I'm probably the best trader in this thread.
>>50858283nah I bought at $37.40 on Friday as a hedge against a six figure long position in VTI
>>50858060Ehat the fuck are you guys holding thats dipping right now?I'm up two grand still
>>50858459>Ehat the fuck are you guys holding thats dipping right now?they bought the top. 90% of people do.
Can’t find the research but back testing show the best hedges in 2022 is individual stock put, follow far behind by index put and worst performer is vix calls. Conversely as a short, I’m wondering how call hedges would’ve worked as a long on these ShitCos Do NOT buy October VIX calls like I told you its a shit strategy
>>50858456>bragging about a 5 digit portGrow the fuck up kid
>>50858445well is it over or not
>shorting oil at 3x with 10kWhat am I in for?
>>50858496Death
>>50857861NO DISCOUNT THIS IS THE STOCK MARKET NOT THE FLEE MARKET. YOU GO OUT NOW OR I CALL DA POLICE!!
>>50858496AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAoooooooooOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thinking about putting $20k into TQQQ. Thots?
>>50858479is it time to buy puts on shitco's?
>>50858482Net loss loser YTD detected. Its only a matter of time before im 6 figs, my gains are parabolic. Dont hate me because you aint me.
>>50857871lmao how are those puts printing faggot? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEETHE NIGGER
>>50858496>What am I in for?honestly wont b surprised if commodities pump. Iron ore is up bigly. You better off shorting a TQQQ
>>50858456based. I'm 4 figure hoping to make it to 5 figure someday someway
>>50858483It is over for me if we close at or above $330 from now till sep.If so all cashgang
>>50858324I look at Futures/Pre-Market, read Financial News/Economic News, and watch price action. I also look at SPY Daily/Weekly Pivots. After you exit your position you go do something else. Unless you're greedy. This is what I do.
>>50858210I bought back into SQQQ today at $35 after selling out a few months ago at $48, I'm considering selling off a lot of my holdings and throwing it into SQQQ
>CBOE put/call 0.67
>>50857847monkey pozz is going to disappear because all the fags live in lockdown cities and they will use flu season as an excuse to lockdown and no more bareback orgy clubs
>>50858496Based on "the bottom is in the mid 80s/lower" or "this particular rally is too strong"?
>>50858447Lmao exactly, it's real convenient all the extremist gunmen either shoot up schools or hit hard targets above their paygrade doing no damage.
How long will this retard pump last? My ta indicates that spy will hit 430. I don't want to buy spy calls, but hodling puts is also a bad idea.
>>50858553>monkey pozz is going to disappear because all the fags live in lockdown cities and they will use flu season as an excuse to lockdown and no more bareback orgy clubsLockdown cities that believe its homaphobic to suggest gays should stop having sex for a month or two. Lockdowns wont happen until its too late.
>>50858482thats good gains and you jelly you have to buy dips instead of making money out of thin air lol
>>50858522Yeah definitely SHOPPTONSAVAVERUDKNG (buy DKNG call hedges for Prop 27 passing in Nov tho in Cali)OTLYAFRM (SHOP has an investment in AFRM so you can just short SHOP only as its more liquid)UBERDASHEVGO (and a myriad of other overvalued EV tech)All of these are very shortable stocks that deserve the title of "ShitCo"
Another TGL halt.
>>5085802810000x short
>>50858377Still seething, I seeNot my fault there's a plethora of other stocks that could have made you money which you ignore in your retarded wistful obsession of sex between menWho's the mad one now, I didn't even think about you but I see you want more
>>50858566show me your T&A
SIGA bro’s, we’re over $24.
>>50858553gays wont stop for anything
Holy shot I had the margin for two whole weeks
>>50858496don't listen to the oil troons. you're going to be fine.
CURV sisters where ya at???
>>50857859True, but fuck you
>>50858582Are you sure, Anon?
>>508585871d candles lemme know if you see it
>>50858554I think that recessionary pressure will cause demand destruction in, at most, a few months and that there's little risk with going short oil here. If this winds up being true, I'm willing to put more into the trade later on.
>>50858245>open site>looks normal>inspect it a little closerSweet fuck there is a black swan coming for us all and this is the indicator, not employment numbers.
>>50858261Not gonna bother denying that fact, I just like cheap space stonks.
>>50858588Rejoice!! with that, I shall retire to my bed.
gap fill #1 complete, we got 7 more to go
>>50858320If only he was stronger
>>50858614OK, I see. What recessionary pressure?
>sold most of my stocks that are finally close to their price when i boughtThis confirms it will continue to be green for the rest of the month
CAN WE GO BACK UP AGAIN PLEASE
>>50858608
>>50857925>WOOP WOOP
>>50858250I really don't get how anyone believes that the stock market isn't 100% manipulated all of the time. If the market was real, you wouldn't see pretty much every stock moving in lockstep, down to the minute. The only time that would ever happen is if there's actual major news that drops. It's not possible for stocks across the board to rapidly go up or down at the same time off of no news unless there is manipulation
>>50858641>forecastThe bond markets disagree with that.
Not bad for an hour. Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell, right?
>>50858672Nine months ago, the bond markets also thought we'd have a single rate hike this year.
>>50858074WHY DIDNT I BUY MOREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ASTSI'm kinda bummed that the stock is pumping on no new information, I wanted to wait until the satellite test to buy in. The launch has been planned for months, nothing that is happening should be the reason someone buys in
Based. They're gonna let me buy SPY at 420.69 TODAY
>>50858392>that noseJewish 10/10 would bang
AHHHHH PULL UP
Looks like ASTS earnings are expected to be good based on this price movement anons.
WHY DOES SIGA KEEP GOING UP!!! I WAS GOING TO BUY THE DIP LIKE THE GAY SEX HATER BROS KEPT TELLING ME!!! NOW I ONLY HAVE 1000 SHARES INSTEAD OF 10,000. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT !!! AHHHHHHHHHH
>>50857953Math is hard
1DE SPY iron condor $418/$424
>>50858408Glad you've finally caught on bb. Good to see you bought SIGA.
>>50858684>experts can be wrongSure, even the feds, which you seem to trust, even after the screwed up enormously with inflation.
many such seething SIGA fudders
>>50858712>SIGAits got to get to 30 first
PULL UP NOW!!!
Look at the SOXL daily chart. That's total Kikery if ive ever seen it
Why are you njggers gushing over ATST?As far as I've looked into it their product is a big nothingburger.
>>50858078She would be fun to fuck
>>50858753
Why the fuck are we dumping? There's literally nothing bearish on the horizon and both CPI and PPI were extremely bullish.
tgl halted again.
>>50858773shake the tree
>>50858624>whoopie goldberg>chose that name because she farts alot and wanted a jewish last name>so gassy jew
>>50858392Reminds me of Lily Lou. Would bang.
>>50858745>lies about having siga>doesn't embrace the gay sex money printing machineYou fell for my ruse because you're a narcissist that rather save face than be proud of his holdingsAn eternal bagholder at heartGo fuck yourself, you nigger minded individualYou're probably not even whiteI, on the other hand, have been holding lithium and gay sex calls all this time
>SOXL +8% to nearly red
>>50858770>she Lol. Lmao even.
TGL halted again!
>>50858738I'm just going off the GDPNow forecast that has a pretty good track record, ending up within 1.5% of the final values since it started. It even beat those blue chip values the last two quarters by going negative when they didn't.>muh curve inversion only works 6, I mean 12, I mean 18 months out. Most of the time. Depending what spread you look at. If you ignore the yields:recession:energy price correlations of the 70s.
>>50858641this is what worries me, how can people expect september/october to drill lower if the gdp is gonna be positive? This means earnings will be even better.
>haha I was only pretending to be a retard
>>50858797>You're probably not even whiteEEHHHHHHH RACISM makes me cringe...
>>50858800she :)
>>50858540thanks anon. How do you evaluate the low/high risk areas in your chart?
>>50858821If energy inflation returns with a vengeance, that'll strangle margins and outlooks. If it doesn't, the economy will log, say, 1% real growth with 7% inflation.You need Europe to actually, completely die in order to cause enough Q3/Q4 disruption at this point.
We pump through the end of the month barring some black swan event, right? Thinking about doing a lil something with TQQQ
>>50858806>CEO>Chong Chan TeoWait a minute, I know what's going on here...
>>50858823Fucking obsessedCan't even get a simple Chad tier referenceI may have fucked your gf while you were out studying an Art Major, and it was mid
>>50858858>posts man with beer belly>she
>>50857990no, I won't.
>>50858799The animeposter returned at $21 and cursed everything
tgl halted again. up 100% now.
>>50858619Fair enough. For me, it's MNTS. I sleep better not having that cheeky bet directly in the path of getting crushed by SpaceX or RocketLab.
>>50858773>he thinks things have changed for the better from months ago>no forward guidance from the fed (probably will hike 100bp)>pure speculation and 401ks of retail fueling the rally, funds not chasing>everyone switching to gay sex causing population collapse
Need a dice roll options play frens
Holy fuck, I was constipated until now. I just took the biggest shit in my life. Walking feels so fucking different and I feel light headed. I bet I can jump 50% higher and run 30% faster now. Jesus christ this is a life changing experience
>>50858712lmao kys retard
>>50858896Bobos literally look like that picture, fucking antisemitic chuds.
>>50858901>>>/x/catalog
ABSI +39% today, feels good man
Please, for the love of God, give me just one tiny exit dump. Please, I bet you.
>>50858901What stocks can I invest in for regular bowel movements?
>>50858773lower inflation is bearish, you fucking dumbasses
>>50858669wait until you notice that gold, silver, crypto, and foreign currency all move at the exact moment as well
>>50858882I JUMPED LULW
>>50858090Same
>>50858919waitABSI +46%
>l*m poster was the daily top againLmao this is too easy
SIGA over 24, how high does it go?
>>50858933No it isn't, you schizo bobos just interpret everything as bearish because you don't live in reality. Inflation dropping = Fed pivot = Bullish. Retard.
>>50858773Remember when we pumped 20% on bad news?
I'm pretty new at this, but I want to build a wallet. I'm mostly looking for things I can hold and make dividends off to, rather than playing buy and sell even if it's slower. Is tipranks a decent resource site to keep track of good dividend stocks? Should I go for ETFs instead?My biggest problem so far is all the jargon. Things such as covered calls, call options and other such things make no sense to me yet.
>I bet you're not even whitenigger I posted my fucking hands with bread shut the fuck up. >you're obsessedlol, Im not the one seeking you out.
>>50857871>siga at ATH>"bagholders"Everyone laugh at this retard
>>50858755personnel Like rklb more
>>50858948Stunning, brave, and bullish for SIGA.
>>50858956Real rates are still negative, get fucked mumu
>>50858975Lol ur white? *shoots up the school*
>>50858392nice waist, nice hips, seems pretty. Good job m8. You are a lucky man
>WTI 94
>>50858969read the boomer investing link in the OP.>walletportfolio
>>50858961That's because the market wants to go up, it doesn't mean good news is bearish. Bad news is neutral to semi bullish right now, good news is extremely bullish as we saw with the CPI pump.
>>5085893030y bond auction in an hour, probably not much movement before it
>>50858669I feel this too
>>50858919Cool thanks no one cares about these small cap pump and dumps
>>50858952Dubs and it goes to $100
>>50858914>take hallucinogens and snort coke>get constipated and take a hige shit>shitpost on x about how transcendental the experience isNot bad actually>>50858932SIGA for gaysex. If its big enough it can move your insides
>>50858938first time I saw it I scared the shit out of me and I spilled my drink all over myself, my keyboard and monitor. That was why I saved it.
>>50858993Bullish, that means the Fed isn't hiking us into a major crash and are purposely protecting the market.
>>50858956most of you here lack fundamental understanding of the markets, that's why you get rekt so often
>>50858995I missed the MK ultra programming
>>50858669>>50859020without major news there are lots of arbitrage algos that move everything around based on historical patterns of likeliness that various asset classes (or stocks) trade in similar fashion. not really manipulation, more just playing the odds
>>50859043Zoom out, the line only goes up over time.
>>50858975You must be that faggot that missed out on tsla back in JuneCan't even reply like a straight cis white maleGod, you're such a redditirEven called me chudYou're gonna have a bad time here, Ling LongMeanwhile, I'm shorting the shit out of absi
>>50859017What links? It's empty, unless you mean the ones people posted after that. One of them is a yacht site.
>>50859025stfu boomer, they are stocks. this isnt boomer stock market general. we dont just have to talk about your 1% aapl gains.
>>50859078>>50859078
ARKK SISTERS AAHHHHHHH
>>50859025pacb/dna are up huge too. It's just a weird biotech thing and the fact they did earnings this morning
>>50859085fuck off with ur gay sex thread
>>50859076https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedread through that and google stuff you dont understand, that will give you a basics. also watch this playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52
>>50859037Yet
>>50859057Idk who are you talking about but the guy you replied, i think, is the SF fight guy, who has become quite boring t b h
>>50858984Is that rocket disintegrating?
>>50858694>>50858788>>50859007Thanks bros. Got her a houndstooth apron while we were out. Gonna use it while cooking me dinner later. On the way home I was reading some news - FRZA stock IPOs tomorrow. Is anyone checking that out?
>>50859199yup
>>50858395Cool alpaca
>>50858948Why wear that bra at all? What purpose does that serve. Actual women hate wearing bras and only do so to stop their mammaries from flapping around and sagging.
>>50859199When can we start buying FRZA? I feel like this will 500%
>>50859199very nice
>>50857803Best Penny Stocks right now?
Nice day for DAVE
>>50860026ASTS
>>50858239What’s wrong with western women? Gd, not ever.