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Rich Aunt is going through surgery tomorrow, she's 70 and has no kids and no other nieces or nephews besides me and my sister

>> No.50850853

If she's a shitlib expect to see exactly zero dollars when she dies.

>> No.50850868

>>50850853
If shes got lib syndrome tell her you're on your way to a BLM protest some repub group is trying to strip black trans rights, if she's not retarded go pay her a visit and just shoot the shit

>> No.50850892

what's her networth? the answer should dictate your next move

>> No.50850902

>>50850835
You shouldn't wish for those things to get to you earlier than they will.

>> No.50850922

>>50850835

She won't survive. Check these digs.

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>>50850835
She'll probably leave all her money to her cats.

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>>50850835
>tfw dying bloodline
My aunt has colon cancer. She had one kid, and he’s unironically a brony. RIP my bloodline

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>>50850932
I'm a brony and I have 2 beautiful Aryan children(so far). There's tons of chicks into that surprisingly.

>> No.50851003

>>50850835
Pray for her you retard. And I mean for it to be successful.

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Jannies do something useful and get OP's IP number, identify him and contact the rich aunt to disinherit him and his whore sister.

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>>50850835
It's disgusting how the modern judeo-industrial society tries to frantically maintain life because of the maddening influence of abrahamic religions/ideology. Your aunt should have gracafully passed a decade ago in a comfy bed with grandkids by her sides. Now she will expirr gracefully in some white walled institution all alone and in horrible pain. Ted was right about everything.

>> No.50851117

>>50851087
>DUDE JUST BRICK YOUR COMBUSTION ENGINE

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>>50850932
I'm the only son in my family and I'm an anime coomer that has never touched a real girl
>dying bloodline
I don't know what we're going to do

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>>50851248
Your genes will be replaced with superior genes

>> No.50851339

>>50850927
So you get cash and cat(s). Sounds alright. Don't think animals get taxed

>> No.50851346

>>50850922
Shid. Guy's aunt is gonna die.

>> No.50851380

>>50850835
Better hope that she declared portability on her husbands assets when he died. With her and her husbands assets combining above 11 million, their estate (technically you and your sister's estate if she doesn't survive as you're the surviving blood relatives; that is unless stated otherwise in her will) will be subject to a 40% inheritance tax.