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Financially speaking, if you hire a 200€ escort and she includes natural blowjob on the menu, but you tell her that you want to use a condom because you are paranoid of HPV and stuff, is this a good long term investment decision?

I would typically think with my dick but I've had "geographical tongue" for a year, which is some unknown condition on the tongue, it's not a big deal but it's annoying, and now I can't imagine what people with actual STDs go through. Imagine not being able to enjoy food again and be paranoid you may end up with no tongue. Holy fuck dude. But yet, YOLO and if the girl is like an 8/10+, you may think you are wasting money. It is quite the dilemma. The thing is, I cum fast as fuck so with a condom on I last longer, this could also make the investment more worthwhile. All things considered, what would Michael Burry do?

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>>50840851
didnt read btw

>> No.50840873

>>50840851
ejaculating outside of procreation is haram

>> No.50840872

>>50840851
condom doesn't protect you from HPV retard

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>>50840851
what are the symptoms of HPV in men? Is it more or less severe than COVID?

>> No.50840920

>>50840872
How the fuck it doesn't? having a coating of protection around your dick will at least difficult anything to get in as a general principle. Certainly more than wearing a mask to stop tiny particles?