/biz/ - Business & Finance

SIGA CHADS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS

i cannot wait for SIGA baggies to get rugpulled
Shkreli is short

>being chad enough to accept and befriend your gay brothers

When you have been holding SIGA since may..

Its only a matter of time before someone on /smg/ gets monkepox. My guess is Rocker because he fucks cambodian trannies.

SIGA chads stay winning. Also BBBY to $5

>tfw cant even get a hwore to text me back
stocks for this feel

>>50832415
Tesla,nvda

AMD better continue going down tomorrow

>>50832428
They will. It's punishment for the hubris of lying in guidance.

any ben folds enjoyers itt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr_s6-Q7f00

>>50832415
Should have bought siga. being straight was not your destiny. Become a queer pajeet prince and fulfill your destiny.

I am ready for my sqqq calls to pay off tomorrow fellow bobros.

>>50832415
Most high class ask for name, occupation and age... the choosesy women also ask for current pic/facetime and race

Siga bears will be BTFO tomorrow

>>50832448
Yes thank you benchod. From this day let everyone know the Chop. Chop. poster has decided to Chop. Chop. his cock off and embrace the monkeypoo to pump all our bags, Even. The. White. People's. Bags.

>>50832465
Imagine being this pathetic faggpt who lives everyday to impress /smg/

Don't forget not to hug your dogs, lest you poxx them

a hooker cant legally turn me down if im ugly right?

>>50832452
me too. i went all in on the SQQQ 38c in my Roth IRA. I think im going to hold until we get a 10% pullback on the Nasdaq
>Verification not required.

>>50832462
This. It’s a terrible idea. Great way to get doxxed or blackmailed. You’re better off sticking to porn and either addressing the issue or accepting it. I choose to accept it.

14 of the last 15 CPI estimates were misses to the upside.

>>50832465
That picture isn't real anon. Lay off the autism

>>50832495
I mean I think the CPI will be higher than expected too but at the same time:
>backtesting

>>50832484
well once she's accepted payment she's legally your property for the agreed upon duration

>>50832463
>Muh FDA approval
Clot shit still hasn't finished clinical trials yet here we are 7 shots later. Secondly, yes you are correct, the FDA hasn't approved in in the US luckily every other country in the world has approved it. SIGA just hasn't greased the FDA's knob enough for it to get approved... Yet.

>>50832495
Cleveland Fed says 8.8 but they've consistently underestimated by 30bp.

Tomorrow will be 9.1, simple as. Cap this.

musk has cleverly cashed out of his stock because he knows its going to zero. set up this whole twitter controversy forcing them to sue him so that 'oh no now i have to sell all my stock because of damn twitter'. plus that shit about feeding the world or whatever excuse he used to sell stock earlier this year.

a moment of silence please while we reflect upon the previous days trade, soak it in and remember that tomorrow is going to be just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50832484
no, but her "boyfriend" can make you a little uglier, and rob you

CPI will come in lower than expected, but stocks will go down. The Fed isnt going to pivot anytime soon, and a strong dollar is bad for the global economy. Place your trades accordingly.

>>50832465
luv you john
https://vocaroo.com/1co0kNDVX7FC

>>50832556
he name be david

>>50832484
Your fucking wife will turn you down if you're ugly

>>50832533
>SIGA just hasn't greased the FDA's knob enough for it
Oh okay, so it will not get approved.

>>50832537

9.1 we have a circuit breaker day, too high. Literally only reason we rallied 15% was because of the premise inflation peaked

>>50832397

>>50832494
Basically but unless you’re famous, public servant, or married they don’t have anything to blackmail you over, the ones that do get paid to keep their mouth shut. They just want to screen you that you have money, won’t beat them and they specifically state no black men. Other than that they don’t have anything to blackmail you over, “oh look this random guy paid for some for some primo pussy”, nobody cares.

>>50832582
Why do you think they call them *bear market* rallies?

>CHINK JULY CPI HIGHER THAN JUNE'S CPI
If cpi gets cooked and is lower then september wilp be higher. American goods, which are basically chinese goods, will see their price elevated as chink goods have an increased price

So Higher or lower CPI tomorrow?

>>50832596
So you’ve given that info away before?

>>50832476
> t. jealous chud with no priorities or loyalty
>>50832556
I appreciate you trying but your voice isn't nearly feminine enough to be scoopsies.
>>50832580
It will. SIGA has the money to do it. Don't worry. Mpox hasn't become a big enough problem YET, so the FDA thinks it can just be ignored.

>>50832596
>they specifically state no black men
Kek, even prostitutes have standards compared to coal burning white am*rican women

>>50832580
The CEO of SIGA worked in NIH for six years. SIGA is currently partnered with HHS' BARDA, the Department of Defense, the CDC and the NIH. Another partner is Lonza, a European pharmaceutical manufacturing firm that is partnered with both the World Economic Forum and Moderna. SIGA's CEO, Phillip Gomez, is an alumni of PRTM Consulting, where he would have worked closely with Robert Kadlec, as the two men overlapped as directors of the firm and both worked advising government agencies on matters of public health and biodefense.

Learn your shit before you spill your nonsense shit.

NICOTINE VALIUM VICODINE MARIJUANA ECSCTASY AND ALCOHOL

>>50832610
Republicans will probably vote down this covid/mpox bill because it contains 700 million in climate change money. So, Biden can blame them and wash his hands.
>>50832627
Muh LinkedIn

>>50832627
>firm that is partnered with both the World Economic Forum and Moderna
Where can I find this type of information?

>T. PGNY schizo

This one's for my retard bros on VIX:

>VIX measures the pricing of at-the-money options on the S&P 500 SP:SPX FOREXCOM:SPXUSD where such options have about 30 days until expiration. Higher VIX readings mean that demand for at-the-money options on SPX has risen through hedging or bearish positioning (usually both)—meaning that fear and uncertainty has arisen along with expectations of greater price movement (price declines) and volatility.
>In essence VIX tends to jump during major sell-offs in the S&P 500 and other global equity indices, and it also tends to fall back during long, gradual rallies. Its historic average is about 20. The average of all VIX closing numbers is about 19.4.
>Further, a VIX reading at 27–28 is at the upper end of one standard deviation from its mean. At the height of the 2008 recession, VIX peaked around 89.5 (intraday) and closed just above 80 several times. In March 2020 amid the Covid-19 pandemic, it surged to about 82.

do you think i can pay a hooker in a couple physical SOXL shares seeing as how they will be greatly appreciating in the future? i can give her 2 soxl shares to pay for her 1k price tag and she would essentially be getting twice what she asked for when SOXL hits 1k a share.

So /smg/ I'm excited to say I told the owner of the company I work for that I'm gonna be moving on in January. It's time to make a change. He put me in charge of his largest account, a $15k a month account and I've exceeded expectations while he proceeded to lose all the other accounts. There is no reason for me to stay much longer. No more challenges to defeat. It's exciting. I get to find a new company and rise in ranks. Time to find a new company and make a name for myself. Probably gonna take a month or two to not work and just say trade depending on what SIGA does in the next couple of months. I'm going to be a free spirit.

>>50832609
They actually FaceTime you for conformation on both sides. Ho’s could careless if you’re just some random dude who can afford them without them being worried if you’re going to beat, rob or rape them. Money is green especially when you’re paying 1k or more an hour
>>50832623
Even black ho’s say no black men lol, it’s widely known nigs are much more likely to beat them or rob them after the session or go beyond the boundaries and chimpout

>>50832639
I think you just need a simple majority in the Senate for bills that are just spending, they don't need Republicans

jesus christ i've polished off a bottle of vodka and listening to 1999-2000 boomer music i'm gonna have a bitch of a hangover tomorrow

Biden hasn't been talking about inflation, they're bragging about Dark Brandon. You just KNOW its coming in lower than expected.

>>50832603
im thinking higher or unch

>>50832675
I hate to say this, but the Republicans are largely powerless against democrat tyranny. They don't want to go against the current admin because the Dems can slander the fuck out of them and get the spinless RINO Republicans to bend to their will (see Linda Cheney)

>>50832639
Yeah the CEO working at the NIH will have no influence on Tpoxx. Get a grip you dummy. Siga is one of the most entrenched insider pharmaceuticals corporations.

>>50832647

NEET here, starting a new job on Monday, so i decided I might as well throw away the rest of my money before I join the workforce, so I went all in on the SQQQ 38c in my Roth IRA

>>50832699
would you buy this chart?

>>50832660
Does being a janitor have some kind of pull in the real world? I would imagine you would only impress other janitors with your shit and piss cleaning resume? Congrats on being the #1 waste bin shit cleaner in Michigan.

>>50832689
>vodka and listening to 1999-2000 boomer music
Very based,wish i had some alcohol

>>50832660
congrats. i'll put on a pot of coffee tomorrow to blast the bowls in your honour

The hidden tigers have teamed up with the farty ponies. This is your final warning. You may heed it or ignore it, and risk being doubly penetrated when they begin the mass rapes.

rate hikes havent even put a dent in inflation. thats what i see from the charts anyway

>>50832708
Ah yes, I'm sure they all have Gomez on speed dial

>>50832689
You should do it tomorrow after CPI

>>50832712
I'm not a janitor I work in middle management at a cleaning company. I have my protege lined up to take over. I quickly realized the job was consuming my life and all I seemed to care about was work when the rest of the world passed me by. I hope I have enough money that I can go to Vegas or something

dead dad anon here
i'm supposed to get my dad's air force medals as the oldest son but my bitch stepmum reckons he told her (despite having no will) that her son gets them
feels badman

>>50832722
Is That the same guy? Who is it?

>>50832657
from my market research hookers are only interested in TSLA specifically and, like a typical woman, dont have any interest in what the fuck a paper share is

>>50832709
That sucks. You'll miss the NEET life after two or three weeks. Sometimes you just need a reminder of how bad the wagie life is though.

Going to say this once but CPI will be 8.6% I have very good sources.

Screencap this

>>50832741
The Chief Scientific Officer also worked in NIH. He recently said he is confident Tpoxx will work on Monkey Poop. If you dig deeper Siga had connections with Obama.

>>50832700
True, too many RINOs for Republicans stalling to matter

>>50832746
>I'm not a janitor I work in middle management at a cleaning company.
fify; I manage poop and pee pee cleaners

>>50832754
thats the fucking guy from goldeneye 007 on the nintendo numbnuts

>>50832758
I've never understood how NEETs do it. If I have a week off of work, 4 days in I'm out of shit to do. I guess I just don't see a point in sitting around doing nothing for years at a time. The NEET life never really appealed to me.

>>50832660
>Probably gonna take a month or two to not work and just say trade depending on what SIGA does in the next couple of months.
How much money do you actually have in SIGA? Also, what makes you think you can day trade?

>>50832370
>you and your boys in the club
DBZ actually had a pretty comfy atmosphere 2bh I wish I was a retarded alien fightnigger.

>>50832754
Yeah,david gandy

>>50832709
i give you 2 weeks tops

>>50832752
Probate court, if your dad died intestate (no will) then everything will have to go to probate court and she will have to make a judge disagree

>>50832428
>>50832452
It will be like the last CPI report and the market will pump in the afternoon.

>>50832774
fucking oddjob?

>>50832752
Also sorry anon my dad died several years ago, so I know how that feels. My dad died without a will, me and my sister fought in court for a solid year over his estate

>>50832465

What buy?

>>50832710
I would buy puts.

>>50832709
>>50832490
(You)

>>50832746
You are literally an IRL janny lmao

>>50832757
ah so i can give them fractional shares.

>>50832736
oil is down, food is down, industrial metals are down, ocean shipping costs are down $7,566 on July 5 from $12,424 in September, down by 40%. lumber is down to 500 from 1300$,

>>50832815
Junior gold miners

>>50832788
I have about $2k in SIGA as an initial investment, up 104%.
>What makes you think you can day trade.
I have an accounting degree and am bar none the best trader in /smg/ without question.

>>50832795
>>50832758
kek, i guess it depends how the markets look this week. its really just so I can scam my way into a mortgage for a rental property. once thats taken care of and I buy some LABU, TQQQ and SOXL, ill probably be ready to retire. i think I can do it in 1 year

>>50832829
thank you based brandon

Is it time for amd puts?

>>50832854
this but unironically

>>50832854
kek

>>50832841
you've got to up your risk tolerance

>>50832863
How about tesla puts instead?

>>50832874
My hands are like blocks of granite. My risk tolerance has never been higher.

>>50832888
I'm scared of tesla. I feel like elon will squeeze me

>>50832888
checked buying tesla puts with my mortgage

>>50832841
>2k
>initial investment
Well good luck.

my wife keeps bringing me glasses of water as i get smsashed and shitpost with you faggots. i dont deserve her

>>50832777
Checked. I find working humiliating. Working customer service for < $40k a year to climb the ladder is a complete joke. If I could get a better job where I'm not at the very bottom of society maybe it would be different. I spend all day reading and researching stuff. It's way more productive than trading all available free time for pennies.

SPY $410P @$413 if you are brave

>>50832777
I barely find the time to maintain relationships with my family and friends, work out twice a day, cook healthy food, and scalp weeklies during the workday. add in some vacations and hobbies and you have a bursting full schedule

buy high, sell higher.

>>50832888
Based inversing Cramer

>>50832961
this guy gets it

How do you guys handle it?

>>50832920
no you dont let me have her
how fat is she

>>50832972
alcohol and the love of a good woman

>>50832935
A job is a job. Just a way to make money, nothing more. People that base their self worth on their occupation are cucks of the worst kind. Customer service is one of the worst though. Will never do it. . Climbing the ladder has never been easier though. 90% of Americans are allergic to a hard day's work. It's so fucking easy to get ahead these days.

>>50832972
you write code to do it all for you

you should never have to made a decision unless its: "the world is ending turn the thing off"

theres plenty of open "secrets" that should get you 20% return a year with low risk, you can push that higher to say 30% with a lot more risk too

>>50832841
shit and pee pee degree with a poopy amount of money. Pee Pee POOPY

For all the bulls left.. Don't forget the yield curve is predicting a black swan event. Something so catastrophic it will force the fed to pivot. Most likely it's not monkey poop as we can see that coming a mile away, maybe it's Smallpox and monkey poop was just the appetizer... Maybe it's Taiwan Invasion. Maybe it's maybelline.

>>50832987
based

>>50832972
I simply live with it. It helps to be highly philosophic and realize we all die one day. That billions of people died in shitty ways, with shitty lives, but even the powerful people die. And time is an infinite hyper cube.

>>50832984
5'8 190 lbs

>>50832955
If you have money already, you really aren't a NEET. Maybe by definition you are, but I would label you retired, not a NEET.

>>50832972
post tax inheritance
get a roth its fucking great

>>50833007
no the yield curve is predicting inflation coming down long term(low 30yr yield) and less so for shorter term bonds.

>futures

>>50832988
Any advice for getting ahead? Any job that takes even a little bit of skill I never hear back from. I am so sick of being at the bottom of this society.

Pretending to be Catholic to fuck latina MILFs but I’m actually an elephant worshipper

Women owe me sex.

>>50832965
Cramer or Kramer?

>>50832994
I live in Michigan, anon. The dollar stretches a hell of a lot further than you think here.

>>50833023
sure, lets just guess that inflation will come down in 30 years. who really can say but if we make that assumption we can have some stability.

>>50833013
that's pretty fat you guys are probably perfect for each other nvm

>>50833032
Honestly I might make a video on this right now. I have nothing going on and vidya isn't really doing it for me tonight. Stay tuned
>Insert john schnatter gif

>>50833037
>elephant worshipper
like a pajeet?
that might just be based, my brown friend

>>50833014
well, just gotta save up another 750k

>>50833051
Sweet, I can post my new Rocker video reaction webm

>>50833047
Very mean of you anon. She sounds like a keeper. One can always lose weight but finding humility and kindness is harder

>>50833040
CNBC's Jim Cramer was bullish on Tesla Friday

>>50833057
make sure you cast the appropriate kabbalic hexes to protect your portfolio first

>>50833054
Yeah I’m pretending to be Brazilian to try and get nudes from Latinas
I chose Brazilian cuz Catholic and I’m brown but don’t have to know Spanish to converse with these literal mamacitas

I want vagene.

>>50833051
fucking go for it Dave. mention dead dad anon if you please

>>50832484
Speaking of hookers, I work at a university and this evening as I was leaving I saw a curious sight. Near front entrance of one of the dorms I saw campus security talking with what appeared to be a hooker. Now I want to know if someone living in the dorm ordered himself a hooker. It makes no sense. Like ordering fast food delivery from your table at a nice restaurant.

>>50833059
>one can always lose weight
*north american woman not included

>>50833051
Are you kidding me? I was talking to you this whole time? I almost fucking took life advice from you. Why are you talking like you know how to get ahead in life? You lead me on.

>>50833077
you can literally order hookers online for in-home service in civilized countries and nobody bats an eye because it's perfectly normal

>>50833077
>It makes no sense
You can't fathom the idea of there being at least one spaz autist in the dorms?

>>50832919
YYH? In my /smg/?
You’re one of the good ones.

>>50833085
top kek
if you dont own your own business than you're a wage slave. start a business or accept your slavery status.
Also just lie out your ass about what you can do. Fake your work history. Get some burner phones and you can give yourself good references. Dont be afraid to fail. You got to fuck up a lot before you figure out how not to be a fuck up

>>50833025
flat as my first girlfriend

>>50833108
>flat
Yeah? what about the flavor of her ass?

flat futures must mean the market is going to make a big move once the info is out.

>>50833113

would unironically kill a case of domestic with rocker despite the fact that's he's a duplicitous, fat, balding jew

>>50833063
so the King of Baggies is all in on Tesla. Fuck. Time to get out.

any thoughts on SXOOF or ATAO? both lithium miners that pelosi's son is a board member of.

IT'S EITHER REAL OR IT'S A DREAM
TWILIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk

musk sold, fink sold, amazon split, google split…..

>>50833114
>flat futures must mean the market is going to make a big move once the info is out.
yeah but its 30 minutes before market open so I hope you placed your lottery ticket bet before close today (tuesday)
them algorithms gon go crazy

>>50833200
i got nothing. none of that sounds bullish.

>>50833200
yeah but the market pumped on the last CPI which was worse than expectations god I hate this fake and gay market

>>50833220
cpi is a backwards looking measure anon....this isnt that hard you know

Hold on to your foreskins bros, tomorrow is gonna be wild

>nearly all dumb, smelly retail traders (read: goyim) are bearish
you know what comes next

>>50833200
just wait til china drops nukes on taiwan and the poop and pee reaches ATHs in a single afternoon

>>50833248
USA USA USA

Oh wow. GOOG xplsution lol

>>50833245
yea i cant wait to see
>grr cpi is at 8% why arent we crasing fuck this gay market!

Siga, Chimerix and Bavarian Nordic, which one is your best bet?

>>50833245
>70% of twitter users say CPI will be lower, i.e. are bullish.
>some popular zoomer youtuber, Meet Kevin, is bullish
>everyone has been saying a pivot is coming for the last 2 weeks.
youre really losing it these days mumu i think you have ptsd for the damage i did to your market.

>>50833282
I remember in 2008 how people and articles were saying the market wont crash and home prices will always go up right until Lehman

HANDS ACROSS THE WATER
HANDS ACROSS THE SKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y8fDsU0hX8

>>50833310
just cause it happened once doesnt mean it has to happen again, we dont have a credit crisis, bank were stress tested to be strong

>>50833282

the only thing true about your post is meet kevin, who has been bullish on shitcos for the past two years. losing it is better than having already lost it.

Fuck...
Bros, I'm crying again and I don't know why and can't stop

>>50833342
Hold the bags of the smart money. You were bred to be the slave class. Sodomites will have flaming butt holes.

>>50833353
Hmm it's almost like they know what's gonna happen,might be a coincidence though right?

>>50833349
do you have the love of a good woman?

>>50833349
now youre making me cry and im perfectly happy right now.

>>50833349
>>50833376
can you nigga just buy some shitty stocks so u have a reason to cry

>>50833371
Of course not
But I haven't had one for years, and the crying has only started in the past week
>>50833376
Sorry

>>50833369
I'm telling you a black swan is upon us... Last time the yield curve inverted we had covid madness. Something big is going to happen.

>>50833380
Already done
My stocks make me angry, but not cry

>>50833262
bullish on generic corporate electrical safety videos

Go check any forum where users use their actual names. Most bullish users have good Western names like James, Andrew or Edward. Bearish users have names like Jose, Ibrahim or 沐宸.

>>50833388
Inflation and recession coming home to roost.
Foreclosure and eviction moratorium coming to an end.
Free debt zombies dying off.

>>50833262
Goog sisters... its over

>>50833349
You are crying because you have a flaming butt hole from all the gay sex orgys.

>>50833400

Pretty sure the story is bullshit

>futures

I bought SQQQ at 57. Am I going to make it?

>>50833402
Which sites are you looking at?

>>50833418
im all for schizo takes but theres nothing unusual in a data center having an electrical accident even if it is google.

>>50832623
nah nearly all of them that say no black men are usually owned by black pimps or dating a black drug dealer. they usually say no blacks because they got beat by one of to keep them away from other pimps.

at least for the cheaper ones if you search up their numbers or snap chats you can almost always find video of them fucking black guys which is pretty annoying.

the fact is most of these women in sex work are addicted to drugs and usually the guy selling dope in these areas are black.

I typed this out an hour ago while trying to look for this and got too horny.

https://twitter.com/MizzDiagnosis/status/1525086806965985281?t=_23SsbMREaYhBa9fClxMiQ&s=19

can't find her old account but it had videos of you guessed it, and in her ads she would say she doesn't see AA males but if you dig hard enough you can usually find that they do. again this isn't for the "high class" ones but the ones who are usually on some kind of drug

>>50833439

welp. my wife cut me off from liqu0r. how embarassinf

>>50833402
The average braindead normie is bearish and smugly buying puts daydreaming about the collapse of the US.
Only high IQ whites who drink milk can see the reality that actually the Nasdaq-100 is undervalued right now.

>>50833441
yahoo and investing

>>50833474
Fellow non nigger brained white man
I know your girl is either white or Persian white sexy mounds

JOB ADVICE FOR ZOOMERS
https://youtu.be/iXt34cI9cWc
https://youtu.be/iXt34cI9cWc
https://youtu.be/iXt34cI9cWc

>>50833442

Same day the Alphabet agencies raided Trump's house, Alphabet Incorporated exlpoodidid their own servers.

I'm not even saying it is malicious. I'm saying I'm highly suspicious

>>50833499
Checked. I just made a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muIQ4mpo9fY
I'll be taking that advice!

>>50833474
The average braindead normie is buying because line go up forever

>>50833474
dude normies dont know how to fucking short the market. none of my normie friends had any clue about how i made money. they said "thats weird because the market is going down". you are conflating the above average retards here and on stock pages with real normies.

>>50833025
That's a full pizza when you combine them both. Sounds like crabbing

>>50833474
I’m a high iq white. Just had my 3rd glass of milk of the day and I’m still ALL IN SQQQ CALLS.

>>50833539
The big boys dont move the market against Normie, they move it against midmit traders, and midwit traders are bears

>>50833474
>>50833556
based
>>50833539
>>50833527
braindead normies include people who can buy puts or inverse etfs.

i remember an anon put 100k into SPXS in july. or another anon who bought UVXY calls. i dont doubt that we can go lower, retest lows, but the notion that we are on the brink of world collapse is funny and most bobos seem to genuinely believe that

>>50833556
this sounds more accurate because midwit traders are HOOKED and feed the market liquidity from every paycheck they put in and lose. its mcdonalds job to separate you from your money by giving you a burger and wall streets job to separate you from your money by giving you lotto tickets.

>>50833569
The markets are largely controlled by the market makers(MM), they control volatility which is where money in the derivatives market is, they evaluate and assess option activity and always have the first knowledge of changes, if not even insider information. Retail investors(you and I) really do not have any control and are largely carried along by the tides of those who do. Mumu always has a flaming butt hole.

>>50833569
autistically im going to have to tell you that normies is the wrong word because when i think of normies i think of everyone that barely knows what a stock is, buys dogecoin and appl. anons here arent normies, theyre just dumb traders.

>>50833499
Rocker I didn't watch the video. I jist skipped and watched 5 seconds of every 3 min. I didn't find a dance-spell that would make it easier to help get a job. Cast a spell fr fr ngl you sussin bruh

>>50833569
Real bobos who believe in world collapse aren't even in the market to make money. They're too busy doing prepper stuff

>>50833569
>but the notion that we are on the brink of world collapse is funny
but we literally are
you're just not paying attention, or, something else

>>50833569
Actual bobos are just looking for a pullback to the 20SMA so they can go long with leverage kek

>>50833349
I love you PoemAnon. I hope things get better for you.

>>50833349
And that's a good thing.

>>50833603
zoom out of the decade look at history, bad things have always happened, youve just never paid attention before
>>50833588
ok youre probably right

The SIGA calls cannot stop printing?? When will the gains end??

Nice futes,mumu

>>50833603
Have to go to a jobsite tomorrow 1.5 hours away for a 2 hour site walk to tell these retards they don't have enough capacity to power their new shit.
Billing the client for more money driving than my actual job.
Don't think we are on the brink of collapse anon.

>>50833644
When the gay sex ends.

Pol has been so shit these days
Seems like anons have migrated somewhere
Anyone know where everyone has moved to?

Is there a big difference between having sex with condom and without?

Kek, stop losing yar money anon, just check Yopi Network

Backed by physical gold
RPG games with many payout solutions depending on the desires of the player
Yopigold pursue price stability by buying physical gold

Elon Senpai and I shorted the Nasdaq (by proxy) on the same day <3

>>50833699
Pol is and has always been full of shill bots. Its full of trannies amd leftist trying win over the chids and right wing anons

>>50833643
shut up you stupid fucking reddit frogposting faggot, i called 2008 and 2020 and im calling 2022

Kek, stop losing yar money anon, just check Yopi Network

>Backed by physical gold
>RPG games with many payout solutions depending on the desires of the player
>Yopigold pursue price stability by buying physical gold

>>50833699
/pol/ has been irredeemable since Q, I only go there to post or lurk during happenings like Ukraine or early days of Covid

FILL THE FUCKING GAP, TIM

>>50833699
Truth Social
>>50833556
Unfortunately I think you are right. The put/call volume today and the OI going into the next few weeks are both very high.

>>50833707
most women will tell you to take it off, it's worse for everyone

Basically
Short anything that isn't covered in the past 2 bills.
Long anything that was covered in the past 2 bills.
???

>>50833707
On a related note: Don't fall for the extra thin condom meme. You're still gonna feel like you're wearing one and it's more prone to breaking too

>>50833752
Could you repeat the question?

>>50833779
Invest in anything getting CHIPS or IRA money.
Divest from anything not CHIPS or IRA money.
This is a strat.

The DJIA has literally been crabbing for 2 weeks. The Nasdaq looks like it's going to go back to slightly above where it was a week ago.

Just finished watching hard knocks. Michigan chads like me will be redeemed.

Should I buy sqqq and hold for 1 month+?

I can't shake this feeling that we will be blood red tomorrow. RIP my 2500 shares of TQQQ

BACKWARDATION CONTANGO

How do we make the primate infection spread faster without having butt sex? I need my money today.

>>50832370
Oilbros
Will the depletion of oil reserves gonna make us rich or not by next year

>>50834023
there has to be more, whats the middle one? Presentation

>>50832484
only if she accepts the money, I have some experience in this sort of thing, I'm surprised that memecoins like vinu or shiba or something like that would give me enough to use my salary on bitches

Musk sold another $7 billion in TSLA stock unexpectedly and announced https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/09/elon-musk-sells-7point92-million-tesla-shares-worth-6point88-billion.html
>Earlier this year, the Tesla and SpaceX CEO said on social media that he had “no further TSLA sales planned” after April 28.
>His transactions occurred between Aug. 5 and 9, the SEC filings revealed, following Tesla’s 2022 annual shareholder meeting on Aug. 4 in Austin, Texas.
>He also said he would buy some of his shares back if he doesn’t have to go through with the Twitter acquisition.
multiple "violations" of his word, that he continued to sell shares, and that he didn't buy back after he backed out of the Twitter deal
he has now sold over $15 billion in stock
>extremely bearish

The great heemening is upon us. My body is ready.

>>50834253
unironically, no one will care, it'll probably go up tomorrow..

>Futures
It's over Bobo

yurop is sliggtly reddish. germany released some inflation data

>>50834253
Larry Fink dumped a shitload of SIGA stock and now Musk is dumping his own shit.

What do they know that's gonna happen to the economy???

>>50834321
At what time are the US CPI figures released?

>>50832554
hey, I like the cut of your jib, I think that if CPI is high stocks will go up
we'd make a great team and should start an investment analysis bureau
we'll call it "clown world analytics"

>>50834309
>futures doing crab grind prior to an important cpi release in some hours
>BEARS BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT

>>50834330
>Larry Fink dumped a shitload of SIGA stock
That's not what happened at all.

>>50834335
dont remember. someone said premarket today maybe?

The SIGA is red again...

>>50834330
Musk has been saying there will be a recession in 2022 since December last year.

Well, if the PM is anything of indication, good thing I am out on travel today and can't watch this.

>>50834389
Yeah I guess it’s 8:30 eastern time in the US

>>50834060
a good ol fashioned piss orgy like grandpa used to do should suffice. If that's not fast enough for you try frotting as many locals on grindr as possible

I wish Meijer were publicly traded.

I'm short nasd-ack and shit&piss and long hang seng.. starting to think it was a retarded idea even though it's the most logical

>>50834515
id like to short some indexes too if there is a dump but i dont wanna try to front run.

>>50834330
he dumped his blackrock shares, not siga shares you mong

So is the FBI just going to go full KGB now and start selectively arresting and hazing anyone they don't like? I don't see how we can have a functioning first world economy under that kind of system.

>>50834542
building up shorts while selling some bags in profit the last 2 weeks after the s&p started to hit 4000 in anticipation of September when the volume comes back again.. it will dump anyway

Plot twist: the inflation report is good but stocks dump anyway.
This is the outcome that would heem the most people.

>>50834612
>Pink ID get
Yeah... I'm thinking we're back.

>>50832465
>not buff natsuki
shameful

>>50834612
>This is the outcome that would heem the most people.
Trye. That'd be a short exuberant pump followed by a violent rug pulling with lots of panic selling.

Ah, going to be one of those "SIGA plummets for no reason whatsoever" days I see.

Stock futures flat as investors brace for July inflation report

>>50832660
>Probably gonna take a month or two to not work and just say trade depending on what SIGA does in the next couple of months. I'm going to be a free spirit.
welcome to the top :)

Czechia inflation 17,5% highest since 93

oof

>>50834594
>September when the volume comes back
Jews are really trying to spread that psyop huh? I guess they need an excuse for the real reason it dumps which is a 7 year jewish ritual.

>>50834692
Why are we putting ourselves through this? What is stopping me from selling immediately and putting my profits into something that isn't a meme? What reason is there to believe this piece of shit will ever stop hovering in the 22-24 range until monkeyp just disappears one day like COVID did?

>kids born in 2007 are starting high school this month.

What are some stocks for this feel?

>>50834771
the jews are currently telling you inflation peaked, commodities down, fed pivots and we go straight back up to ath

>>50834828
Well ya, they are rugging the goyim end of September so they need as many people back in the market before that. I expect August to be green to trap more people.

>>50834826
every year there are new 18 year old thots coming up

>Biden admin to announce a $1 billion weapons package for Ukraine

>>50834853
>in just a few more years I will legally be able to fuck thots that were in kindergarten when I graduated high school

>>50834866
>get rid of your nukes bro, well help you if Russian invades
>Ok
>*russia invades*
>Hey bro Russia invaded can you help out
>yeah mate

woah weird how geopolitics work

>>50834944

did you load up yesterday before today's pump?

>>50834944
The world is going to react negatively to another economic slowdown due to disease outbreak so this is probably nothing

MEGLambers... We're about to get fucked

>>50834982
but i just went all in
you told me it was going to 1000 a share

>>50832989
Prod me in the right direction, senpai. I need a new project in my life

>>50834993
all in bro, fuck it
https://youtu.be/idefYMHbcS8

>>50834826
You dont even want to know what those whores are/not wearing

>>50834906
holy fuck kek

thoughts on SoFi stock?i have like 1k shares. feel like any kind of loan announcement on the 31st will get this thing pumping, but i'm not sure. anyone else have a bag? What are ur plans with it

>>50833725
>needful sirs pls help me stack gold in return for worthless shitcoins sirs pls my village is starving sirs do the needful

why thread so slow?

What time does the special magic report come out?

>>50835436
8:30am like every other time. Nigger

>>50835352
Because I haven't had my coffee yet, and jannies banned everyone else

My current goal is to get a single dividend payment of 1488.

>>50835493
Thanks dawg nuts bowling ball nut swanga

>>50835495
please bobo n.. no.. please!!!

>>50835352
spooky day

according to my technical analysis there are three options for today (CPI): it could go up, it could go down or crab.

You're welcome, for more in depth guidance on how to cruise the markets of stock, please follow my patre0n and hit that subscribe button.

How long till the CPI releases

>>50835558
>crab day
is this babbies first cpi print?

I remember my first CPI print in June, made 3k from puts. Lost everything and more on the FOMC next week lmao

>>50835558
Thanks. I closed out my crab cake spreads and got straddles, sort of. Modified butterflies both ways, so as long as it doesn't just freeze and not move I'll be alright either direction. Nice predictions by the way. I subscribed

one hour and fifteen minutes until bobo is sent to the shadow realm

uranium

>>50835630

>>50835582
I have recently discovered the secret button that looks like "-". Once I press it ony m graph ( I can't say how many times as this is my own patented technique) everything looks flatter and flatter. So in a way there can be crabs where you might not see them because you're blinded by the zoom. You might not agree with my technical analyses are always correct.

>>50835617
You will be handsomely rewarded!

>>50835630
Shoulnt the fake leaks should already be out by now though?

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>>50835670
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