/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50828232
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,195.692B, 102P = 21.526B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,186.568B, 95P = 23.017B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Stupid baggies

Baggies, Fucking Kek!

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>

>>50828269
They should call you Duckie instead of Dunkie because you ducked that guy calling you out like a FUCKING BITCH dawg!

Holy fuck fuck fuck bros!!!!!!!!!!! Nft update!!!!! Awooooooogggggaaa! Fuck I love slurping up tasty nfts!!!!!!!!!!! My little pony jpgs get me so fucking hard!!!!!hard!!!!!!

Thank God Cohen let me own them!!!!!

it is way worse than any of you could imagine

The shills are getting increasingly desperate

Seriously almost anyone who has been holding and buying over the past two years is definitely in the green right now, how do they think any of this FUD works?

>>50828316
This. MOASS confirmed for tomorrow

>completely silent for the last 7 days we were green
>the one day we go red all of the shit bathing pajeets come out of the waterloo
It's so fucking obvious.

>shills have arrived
time to check SS for any news kek
oh look what do we have here
>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wkeqy3/ceo_of_a_9bn_mining_company_bashes_short_sellers/
tldr: mexican HF manager is now mad at shorts because they are going to ruin so many people's lives; will buy back the shares (calls SHFs a disgrace to their families and refers to us (or them can't tell) as children playing with other people's money

also picrel

>>50828316
>>50828330
they are so fucked

WAGMI

>>50828316
I'm a pretty good imaginer

>>50828316
Worse? Either MOASS happens or the economy explodes or MOASS happens AND the economy explodes, all three variations of outcomes are bullish for the value of human souls

Kek. You're red, baggies. Red after the split. Where's that squeeze
Retards

>>50828346
but the key question
>when

>>50828375
two more weeks baggy

>>50828342
OMFG ANOTHER HECKIN NFT!?!

wya sevensixtwo?
do you know E
or Q?

>>50828389
no I think they might be in the "know"

WAGMI

>>50828342
Just something to keep in mind
>the video is 3 years old

Also kek CLF

>>50828336

>he claims they don't bother him
>he has pictures saved on his computer of them

Stay mad baggie

>>50828397
they're talking about a fucking nft collection that's all they do

>>50828316
>your last three post digits are significant to me
>believing my imagination is limited
I have received your message, yaldabaoth.
I am armed and prepared to defend my proportional claim to the ownership of the planet.
You belong to me, and I promise I am more merciful than your current masters.
The future is brighter than you can concieve.

>>50828342
>tldr: mexican HF manager
Mining company manager.

>>50828412
i like boobies

>>50828316
It must be pretty bad then.

>>50828434
There's a skeleton hiding in there

>>50828431
oops sry i am much retard
should take a break, I think im posting more than the shills
ig he was getting short sold too though

>>50828400
checked and really 3 years old ffs, this is what i get for going into the CM
>CLF
?

>>50828442
and soon my weewee then my baby
WAGMI

>>50828442
Many women have skeletons inside them, anon.

>>50828456
CLF is the ticker for that company. They're a big /cmmg/ meme.

>bought BBBY at $5
>doubled my money
>sold
>NOOOOOOO YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO BUY GME!!!
>SNEEEEEEED
why are baggies like this?

>>50828460
oh gotcha
>/cmmg/
soon smg and cmmg will be the memes here kek

>>50828320
I think the stock is going to go up tomorrow.

>>50828316
It being?

>>50828316
>>50828441
Indeed. I don't think the hedgies properly gauged how dark our imaginations could be, and what sort of psychic horrors we had already endured before ever buying GME.

>>50828483
Eh, I'm planning on buying the dip in that sector pretty hard post MOASS. Metals are always going to be worth money in an electronic/industrial society.

>>50828342
Wait, hold up a fucking second. THE cleveland cliffs? The same Cleveland cliffs the spamming faggot from the beginning of this saga would post him earning like 1-2% up after losing a million in?

People must remember the Cliff tranny from the beginning of this saga?

>>50828407
Flys aren't really a bother but I'll go out of my way to swat them cause fuck em.

>>50828316
I deserve this.

>>50828316
Is that you Sus-bro?

im never buying your shit stock, you will never be the capitalists you larp as and you're all trapped together in your tranny general whether be because of your bags or your emotional investment into the idea of a moass. kindly, can you outcasts go back to preddit where you came from and belong.

Warm regards,
Anon

Is it really this much fun to kek the baggies in biz ? There's like 90 other boards with like 200 threads each
I never seen this much trolls / shills in any one thread like this
/XRP/ /pmg/ /xmr/ lunaC/
And this much consistency
2 years and going 24/7 365 day and night federal holidays, weekends, 100% relentless zero remorse even enemies in irl have more empathy in a real fucking war then these shills
What's actually going on brewing behind the scenes must be 1000000000000000000000000000000x 1000000000000000000000000000000 then anyone ever could fathom at this point...
It's going to be PAST BIBLICAL

>>50828342
Ah from the comments this video is 3 years old lol

>>50828535
That's CLiFfy's CLF, yes. His posts get wiped pretty quickly when that twitch link does show up this year.

>>50828554

They sure are loud today.

>50828554
sneed, nigger

no regard,
your stepdad

>these are the people you share an investment thesis with

>>50828554
no,

Big penis,
Anon

>>50828583
cuz its a red day
they stfu yesterday

>>50828555
>digids :DDDDDD
The people on the opposite side of this play are about to learn the meaning of “shorting carries risk of theoretically infinite losses.” To think that they’d leave ANY place we could possibly have a discussion about that alone is absurd, in fact I’d bet they have a shill team assigned to some .onion chan as we speak. Lord only knows what response they’re getting

>>50828588
As a topwit I have more in common with actual retarded people than I do midwits.

>>50828555
>Is it really this much fun to kek the baggies in biz
Yes
I enjoy making the schizos squirm and seethe
Who would have thought two words could turn into a global conspiracy
I get a hearty laugh when baggies start crying RICO

>>50828606
Probably cunny

>>50828555
Anti-GME is cult tier. I swear every time we're green they are afraid that today is the day they have to take their cyanide capsule. You could never look at the ticker, come to a /GME/ thread and know if its a green day or not based on their presence alone.

>>50828609
where on the spectrum do you rank "revisiting animal farm and saying apropro"?

>>50828342
Member the CLF shill? I member.

>>50828633
In the year of our Lord and saviour 2022?
110-125

>>50828407
>s-stay mad baggie
>he says in a thread about a stock he doesn't even own
Kek Seethies

>>50828606
Literal shill team six
Funny thing there was some fucking faggot in some blue mini van
It was 2am I went to get a gryo at my local shop
I walked next to it, it peeled out
I kept walking past it then it did a U turn sped up like 90 mph to catch up to me a block away stopped abruptly to look at me and l looked back
I smiled coyly and said GME?
The person didn't say a word and Peeled out in his gay little blue minivan at 150mph lol
Fucking gryo was Fucking hedgies mind controlling NPCs to threaten holders now kek

We are simply cunts hair away now aren't we

Across 110th street
Baggies try to shill their stock when but it's weak!
Across 110th street
Hedgies won't let the Baggie go free!

Holy shit it might actually happen tomorrow huh?

>50828692

>>50828535
I want melissa to step on my cock so bad it hurts bros

>>50828629
>Anti-GME is cult tier
Says the pro-GME cultist
Not sure if low quality bait or genuinely retarded

>>50828696
It could have happened tomorrow at any point in the last two years

>>50828711
>Not sure if low quality bait or genuinely retarded
haha seethe faggot

>>50828723
As soon as the crime bus slows down, it explodes

>50828711
>posting in a thread for a stock you don't hold
>staying informed about a stock you don't hold
>doing both of those things for free

>>50828731
Very nice argument
Very convincing

>>50828752
not the same person i just noticed you're a super massive faggot from india;good morning sir!

>50828752
That'd be suggesting you're worth convincing or deserve the respect of being talked to like anything other than the hooting babboon-child that you are.

>>50828731
These tranny memes as well as the chud memes glow so fucking hard I know were over the target when I see them

No self respecting meme magician uses these or their derivatives

Kek baggies
Get rico in here

Imagine having your opinion swayed by random fucking retards on a Tuvan mining forum and not trusting your gut instinct and hard numbers.

>>50828752
We preach GME crucified, to Jews a stumbling block and to Gentiles foolishness.

The fact that OP does not want to include
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wjjpwb/broker_master_list_of_splividend_confirmations/
in the OP posts is proof that OP and his 500lb tranny friends are compromised. Why the fuck wouldn't you want to inform others if their brokers are going to rug them?

>>50828776
the troon memes are genuinely funny. especially the looney troons meme. chud, and keyed are gay fuckboi terms.

>>50828275
I'm in

>>50828609
The midwit meme is profoundly true. I experienced it in high school. Both ends of the bell curve were on the football team while the midwits did things like band and drama.

>>50828696
so it seems, so it seems.

Kek crypto baggies

Imagine thinking your imaginary internet money actually has value

>>50828791
The tranny land whale task force can’t fit as much gay shit if they post useful links

Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant banker hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus. Trap hedgie in quicksand. Crush hedgies in the trash compactor. Liquefy hedgies in a vat of acid. Dissect hedgies. Exterminate hedgies in the gas chamber. Stomp hedgie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate hedgies in the oven. Lobotomize hedgies. Mandatory abortions for hedgies. Grind hedgie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown hedgies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize hedgies with a ray gun. Kick old hedgies down the stairs. Feed hedgies to alligators. Slice hedgies with a katana. Sneed hedgies.

>>50828535

>>50828554
OK bye.

>>50828816
Wait what did I miss ?
Why is it happening tomorrow ?

>>50828625
Nobody tell /tv/
>>50828776
The soijaks in particular glow like the sun. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an insightful or funny post with one attached

>>50828846
It's always happening tomorrow, until it happened yesterday.

>>50828696
Why tomorrow lmfao

>>50828818
Wait, you think anything has value after following GME this long?

What's the word frens? Is the WAGMI imminent?

>>50828535
>Wait, hold up a fucking second. THE cleveland cliffs? The same Cleveland cliffs the spamming faggot from the beginning of this saga
You got to hand it to the writers of GME, they love their cameos & call backs.

>>50828900
Checked. There will never be a more entertaining saga than this one I fear. Relish every second of it anons.

Henlo rain cone

>>50828956
>GG ID
Taking a break from Pornhub, are we?

>>50828915
I'm afraid post moass /GME/ simply won't be the same
Believe it or not I'm gonna miss it shills and all
What a fucking wild WLYN ride it's been
The moass money is gonna be in my accounts...
But if given a chance to go back and relive everything from the begining with my memories intact I would do so in a heartbeat
I love this shit

>>50828982
I mean, it won't be the same, we know this, but allow yourself to imagine the level of shitposting a bunch of anons can do IRL with MOASS money.

It'll be wild and funny as hell, just different. The best is yet to come.

holy fuck they dumped BBBY
it's literally tomorrow.

kek pipe dream Baggies

>>50828808
Faggots. Faggots did things like band and drama in high school. Not midwits. Faggots.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50828997
I know it might be crazy, but there should be a super exclusive GME club where shareholders are only allowed entry. It could be tied to a special NFT given to those with a certain amount of shares. I know people here say they don't want anything to do with anyone else here, but anyone with GME by default thinks and sees the world a certain way. I don't think I can really get along with people who haven't been a part of this journey.

I like how TJdkFcgT always logs on for this shift. He is always here shouting into the void like his pathetic attempts amount to anything really

>>50829033
Comfy check

>>50829031
(same people)

>>50828997
There’s several of us who want to buy a ton of billboards just to put pepe on them. Maybe also text along the lines of
>you could have had so much money that you could burn some on a billboard like this, if only you opened your eyes
>>50829059
Make sure you require proof of buying shares in 2021 or earlier. You don’t want lums fomoing in

These threads are getting pretty gay
All anyone is talking about is bbby
Like I dont care, what the fuck
Sneed and talk about gme faggots I dont care even if it is a parallel play I dont care talk about fucking gme

>>50829059
I would enjoy that. Establish a series of Hodlers Cafes in big cities around the world for anons to bump into each other in. We've gone on the same journey for a reason, I'm sure lots of us have or will have things in common.

Well guess I’m going to read Great Expectations. Hopefully by the time I’ve read the novel we will moass. I don’t usually read books, but I’ve run out of things to do

>>50829059
Based

>>50829100
Literally this one on everything everywhere

You could have made it but you choose to suffer instead..... With a million different variations
They must be reminded every second of every day forever endlessly
We must kek the normies

>>50829107
>talk about fucking GME
I would fuck GME if I could

>>50829107
Fucking cry about it

>>50829059
I want to rule the world with my new frens

HURRY UP COHEN! The mother fucking stock split didn't work! GO AHEAD AND RELEASE THE NFT DIVIDEND NUKE AND FREE US. Prove to the world that the un copyable jpegs are worth a damn.

>>50829113
I have my eyes on a building in Seattle we could use.

>>50829175
My HQ will be in Geneva

>>50828530
you bet your ass I'm buying gold in jewelry like I've got a thousand wives

I'm planning on clearing trillions
who knew patience would yield so much kek

WAGMI

>>50829107
Ok. It's down today. A lot. Anything else?

>>50828561
i too saw that
its cool who knows whats real anymore; either we just fucking broke the game and they don't know if they arcade wants to give them that many coins
or we are in a psy op where countries start to normalize cracking down in the world; our new IRS officers will get a class change and they'll trip at the promotion when they become the new footsoldiers for the NWO post-MOASS economy deleting

WAGMI but it just might suck for a lot of people afterward

I understand hating being alive but I guess if i can guarantee like 100 percent comfort, maybe it won't be so bad. bliss out and walk the path to a better future thats the plan yeah

WAGSO

>verification not required

Their greed was only eclipsed by their hubris.
As the wicked wished away their ambition,
it guided us to bliss, opulence everlasting.
Infinite in fear of becoming our equal,
hoping for the morrow to never come,
repeating a mantra of despair: one more day.

But alas we will face the same demons.
Protected, it carries no meaning.
Protected, it will invite arrogance.
Given freely, it ends the cycle of indifference.

>>50829222
I kinda knew the 50 billion dollar IRS revamp crackdowns we're intended to keep moass winners in line or in check and make sure they pay their fucking taxes
But if I never sell and just collect divvies ?

>>50829191
nice flattie

>>50828982
man i wish I didn't ever have to fear using a bank anymore
do they really wanna keep all my money? in such dire straits, will we just become decision makers? or is the world too corrupt?

>>50829033
checked and you too based minimal-dope-aesthetic-cape comf comf anon

>>50829069
kek fucked like 69

>>50829246
isn't there an unrealized gains tax in the works or yet?

>>50829248
mmm she has a flat personality too i hear, and wallet. what if this bitch would redeem herself via GME, someone should just tweet her and maybe she'll be crazy maniacal villain enough to just buy and hold 1; because she's not stupid after all (kek)

WAGMI

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50828860
>>50828646
cheat code for making everyday special
all shills must write their wills
we have a Punisher
(its not me guys i dont even play minecraft)

WAGMI

Anyone else concerned about the talented thots once MOASS happens? - White ones going to be in short supply.

Shorts are running out of ammo except they have unlimited ammo and the government gave them console commands. IF monumental short squeeze happens they will just TCL and player.placeatme zog bot defenders 40000000

The hedge funds tanked all the meme stocks in premarket. This tactic has been used many times I have noticed and it does seem to work and take the momentum out of a meme stock. Their other tactic is to do the HALT and then dump it down after the halt. And I mean straight down. This always works too. I see it over and over. It then takes a while for the meme stock build back up its momentum. Sometimes months.

Gut anon from yesterday here. That feeling persists so be prepared for another dip tomorrow

>>50829392
>Sometimes months.
Or in this case, literally tomorrow.

>>50829362
Collateral won't help when the float is DRS'd.

Fellow baggies, how do u cope losing out on countless other stock opportunities while watching this crab for years?

A third tactic they use is the walk down. Where they move the orders to the non lit exchange and just tick the price down all day penny by penny.
All day long no matter what kind orders come in the stock will slowly tick down penny by penny.

>>50829328
breed, make more
do you have american cultural dance, etc
or a culture where its a norm for kids to just pick out a thing to do; they're motivated and if given unbridled freedom, will flower on their own

with MOASS money, we can give kids a great life, no one is relying on these kiddie touching, penis foreskin munching bloodthirsty chosen one ass mindset

no more religion, just conscious living
and make sure you understand exactly what our boi said
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-sVByUHqE&list=WL&index=7

>>50829404
>>50829410
fk yea WAGMI

Bros... theres a secret final boss?

>>50829459
idk are they aligning the stars to access MOASS.exe?

>>50829459
They’re the ones orchestrating this. I can’t believe apes are stupid enough to believe they were able to outsmart the system

>>50829429
is oaky

>>50829401
Yeah no were pumping like 30% tomorrow. You just haven't been paying attention the the patterns.

we have liftoff in t-minus... 24

>>50829483
Truthfully if the people at the very top running the world wanted to stop this, they could've damn well stopped it a long time ago no questions asked.

>>50829499
checked the digits don't lie

>>50829555
goddamn do it again why dont ya

Friendly reminder that this is indeed a cult. Sneed all nonbelievers

I actually have access to Gabby Petito’s DNA and after MOASS I’m going to make my own gabby clone

>>50828342
>>50828535
uh oh stinky

So happy BBBY niggers got fucked today. It was - and always will be - GME. Remember this. WAGMI.

>>50829059

I agree. I’ve been trying to convince all my normie ass college friends. But they’re idiots. Rather talk pointless shit like football than hear about MOASS.

>>50829362
Have you ever used console commands to accidentally contradict yourself and crash the game?

>>50828791
why isn't this in the OP?

>>50829590
Shut up nigger

>>50829605
Bc you touch yourself at night

>>50829555
that leaves the question: why haven't they?

>>50829607
>t. fucklet

I think we can expect a fake pump from the APE dividend. It is time to pounce after all

>>50829578
omfg kek

>cloning people
yikes thats gotta be a slippery slope for the soul; people get born into bodies that others have expectations of at even higher levels than ever possible

>>50828535
>>50829585
QRD on Cliffland hills spammer?

>>50829607
>>50829293
>>50829141
>>50828964
>>50828816
>>50828846
>>50828854
WAGMI frens

Shills really attempting to condition anons to relate downtrends to their shit smell, only to controll the amount of ooooos in a frog worshiping forum

>gmetards after another year of date fagging, comfy womfy blankie yil yil posting and gargling Ryan Chobani's circumcised cock

>>50829622
If last 2 years are any indication, it’s because they want chaos

>>50829618
wow rude

>>50829636
control this shills n jannies

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oo
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oooooooooooooooooooo
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WAGMIiooooooooooo

>50829641
crypto baggie I KEK at you.

>>50828791
Vanguard also says dividend if you look closely enough, I'm not sure why they're on the mishandled list. It lists it as a stock split (which it was) but then when you look under dividends and distributions, it shows the dividend shares as a dividend. Not sure why they're running with one guy's conversation with some desk jockey who just wants to get off the phone and back to playing candy crush as quickly as possible. It calls the whole list into question for me. This stuff has to be right.

>>50829429
Knowing that the minuscule gains will be absolutely dwarfed by MOASS wealthiness.

I’m also white and have a predisposition to investing in the future, which separates us from lesser people.

sneed hedgies

>>50829622
My opinion? They can't.

>>50829622
Would force them to show that stock markets are just a casino

>>50829800
>>50829622
checked
>>50829825

>>50829622
Destroying confidence in US markets would vaporize most of the paper wealth in this country and send people scrambling for hard assets. It would be the death of the dollar.

>>50829706
I was going to DRS all of my itrade shares, but because of that list I guess I will DRS all of my Wealthsimple shares until I wait for clarification on itrade. I thought Wealthsimple was legit

how democratic of biden to come after hodlers when it was his team that did all the damage
is shorting your competition the new great american pasttime?

dont forget uncle RICO

where are you E

Fidelity and CS are the only safe havens left

I'm ((tired)) of waking up at 6am for a 2.5hr commute for a fucking burger restaurant. Bladdy blah consequence of my own choices, is it too much to ask for the yahud to slip up and cause MOASS so we can fund the destruction of Israel?

>>50829965
I just want to fund the the destruction and banning of all pitbull dogs and their owners

>>50829965
I can't find a job at all so I know how (((you))) feel

>>50829987
fuck you I'm hiring hit men to kill you and steal your fucking shares so we can destroy the illegitimate state of israel

>>50829965
>fund the destruction of Israel
B A S E D
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>>50829059
Members must show proof of ownership of either MetaBoys or Gentlesirs

>>50829915
I've kept super low xx on FUDelity and vanguard just in case CSGO chads were wrong there probably not but I see like the only two brokerages left standing are fud and van
I'm not fucking myself out of infinite gains
I'm using the fud cash mgt debit card and getting like 2.5% cash back on houses and shit lol

>>50829987
Oh anon your plan has evolved. Now owners too?

>>50830043
I’m not buying any, but if GME distribute an NFT dividend, which the probably will, we can use those for our secret club. Only the real OGs will have them

>>50828232
i hate winter

KEK BAGGIES!

numeros

>>50830090
Yes because 90% of pitbull owners are like liberals they make the dog their whole personality and try and call them “nanny dogs” instead of what they actually are. Bred to be killing machines

Lately I have been calling kennels and pet hotels in my area asking if they allow pitbulls to be boarded there. If they aren’t allowed, I leave a 5 star review for the business. If they do, I leave one star reviews and spew pure pitbull hatred of how my animal was injured by a pitbull while in their care.

>>50830093
it's likely the wu-tang album. wu-tang is for the holders.

>>50830117
Jesus. I don't know how Ken thought he could defeat this.

>>50830151
You could fill a library trying to keep track of all the blunders that have been made over the course of this saga.

>>50830151
I don’t even have a dog. I just fucking hate pitbulls.

It’s not even personal for me. I’m just tired of seeing little kids and lapdogs being destroyed by this fucking beasts.

>>50829965
You drive five hours a day to work at a burger shop?

>>50830151
Never forget 4chan called an air strike on a isis training camp. Hedgies fucked up big time.

>>50830186
That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard I hope to God for his soul that the molasses MOASS is tomorrow PM

>>50830117
A pitbull was going to bite me today while riding my bike. I cant imagine if a little kid passed by it.

>>50829902
Sneed muh confidence in the market faggot no one cares and neither do you

>>50828342
>tldr: mexican HF manager is now mad at shorts because they are going to ruin so many people's lives; will buy back the shares (calls SHFs a disgrace to their families and refers to us (or them can't tell) as children playing with other people's money
You fucking retard, that video is from 3 years ago. Desperate bagholders are simply using it to keep the copium train going

there will be financial justice

>>50830247
Who tf cares how old the video is? Weak shill

>>50830186
Driven, but yes. We're training in the original store in a different city for a new franchise store that's been delayed time and time again. The phrase " two more weeks" will make me have a spastic fit soon.

Is buttcoin finally going to start tanking again?

please bros what's the next copedate
it feels like no matter what nothing ever fucking happens
please bro... a crumb of copium for me to keep hodling
>hard mode: no t+nigger dates
please

>>50830311
Checked and yes

>>50830311
What makes you think that hedgies are using it anymore?

Computershare confirms DTCC committed international securities fraud kek.

>>50829555
skeptical check. I don't think so. They're playing with fire. They could stop it if they wanted to, but the consequences is that they would no longer be covert. The entire world would convert to being schizo in a day.

>>50830359
Why didn't bitch bastard chobani just utilize his fucking worthless NFT marketplace and give us an NFT divvy like we all wanted?

>>50830313
>dead thread
>not a single attempt to provide a single copedate
>just jeets and reddit faggots shitting on eachother
feels like its over

>>50830385
Conan is sus bros fr

>>50830313
there is none. sell now and/or kill yourself. sir do redeem, if you will

>>50830402
I don’t know I’m still pretty high from getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed this morning

>>50830385
Because the time isn't right yet?

>>50830385
GameStop wallet functionality for pushing NFTs to people was still in alpha as of July 6th and LoopRing still isn't ready for a full blockchain exchange.

>>50830385
hegelian dialect nigger you create a problem where you already have the solution
or at least thats what I think that means

>>50829956
I remember when I almost chose Vanguard but a friend had a Fidelity account so I went with that. Wouldn't you know he's the only person I talked into buying and holding GME too.

>>50830247
>pink ID
>X9ARR sexual
>247
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mwah
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>verification not required
Sneed shill

>>50830402
Honestly, my hopes lay on 3 things, in order of time from soonest. 1). September/October market crash causing mass liquidations.

2. Dividend causing chaos for the back offices on the Street, exposing DTC and its members of fraud. This alongside simultaneous FBI and DOJ inquiries. RC statement calling out shorts publicly.
3. NFT Marketplace with Offramp integrated allowing for the creation of the Bank of Gamestop, the eventual release of an NFT Dividend.

>>50830419
Loophead Byron said that wouldn't be out until 5-10 years from now. Do we really have to wait that long?

https://old.reddit.com/r/FWFBThinkTank/comments/wiemmg/about_that_amc_dividend_thing/
holy shit Apollo and Adam Aron (zero chance real name), are at this point shitting in the open mouths of the OOOOOOOOO's of AMC holders.

>>50830487
1)
>the market will just crash in september/october
>why? it... it just WILL okay?!
>muh negative beta
2)
how many more weeks until this copium is dead?
3)
>bank of gamestop

holy shit it's actually fucking over.

>>50830490
1. No, that's why we got splivvy instead. It's already crumbling.
2. sauce

Do you guys think Hitler ever held any GME? And if he did, how much did he DRS?

>>50829987
>>50830117
>90% of pitbull owners are like liberals
this is wrong. most pitbull owners are POOR. so that means, niggers and white trash. spanish arent too keen on pitbulls other than puerto ricans.
>t.grew up around all kinds of poor people

>>50830537
funded by the jews, so 0 GME was holded by him

>>50830507
Everywhere I go Rikesh/Jikesh/Dipesh, I see your kind. You've taken over my city, my last couple places of work, my local stores and sports centres. I'm having to learn fucking Gujurati to buy meat in the UK for fuck sake.

>>50830507
>>the market will just crash in september/october
>>why? it... it just WILL okay?!
market crashes typically happen in september/october

>>50830597
>jeet trying to call me a jeet
your catalysts were fucking retarded im looking for a REAL copedate you dumb gorilla nigger

>>50830611
oh shit true!! let me go check last september/october real quick
kill yourself faggot

>>50830597
Just sell already, this shit is over

BAGGIES, KEK!!!

>>50829915
I don't think you understand my point. That list is likely flawed and I wouldn't rely on it to make decisions.

>>50830074
Just because a broker processed the split in the manner the DTCC told them to doesn't automatically mean they are going to rug. It simply means they weren't given the shares. And no one will answer why my Vanguard account says dividend for those 1200+ shares I received.

>>50830597
and they show off pictures of their British passports as if it somehow moves them up a caste

>50830639
If the threads were dead we all would have sold a long time ago I'm talking last year March 2021

>>50830639
Lol no

>>50830639
For you.

Hmmm intermarrand..... Very interdasting
Sell off before their worthless

BAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

>>50830703
>NOOOOO STOP SHORTING MY COMPANY!!!
>sells it
I don't trust anyone that sells their own company

some of you here understand this, but not enough of you yet.

400 EOW

Is t+35 still on?

>>50830668
There's a mini business ecosystem where I live catering to getting jeets into the UK, keeping them here (legal and otherwise), marriage scams and all sorts of dodgy shit. Since Brexit 5his has only exploded. With Sunak in charge, UK might become the first non-domestic sovereign state of India.

Yeah no...not selling, shillies.

>>50830735
what's happening

You see that stock over there?
You can hold it.
It just works.

>>50830732
Hey Ryan, can you start MOASS soon? Thanks.

>>50830735
Who wrote this garbage? I love RC as much as anyone else but I invested in this company well before he took the wheel. I didn't invest in RC, I invested in massively squeezing shorts.

>>50830760
>strip the royal family
INDIA SUPERPOWER 2020

>>50830781
RC is the reason the squeeze play has a chance to work. The assholes before him were complicit in cellar boxing the company to death.

blackrock going bankrupt spread the word

>>50830732
Elon is getting out ahead of Ken and co's eventual liquidation. I'm almost 100% certain he sold the max allowed by the sec as an insider.

>>50830639
Ok fine, Raj. I'll sell just for you. but only because you BLATANTLY told me to sell. It's just.. It's just you're gonna have to wait until MOASS. - LOOK! - I KNOW, I KNOW! You want me to sell now.. It's just. it's just that I won't do that. So just meet me half way and I'll sell like you said, but only when I WANT TO. Okay? Shake on it?

>>50830792
Source? I'll accept it is known

>>50830792
I'd ask for a source but I don't really need it

>>50830740
7/41

>>50830802
>>50830803
source: i saw it in a dream

>>50830813
>tfw same dreamserver

BAGGERS BAGGERS BAGGERS

>>50830781
of course I didn't write it. It was mostly horrible. But there are a few important investing lessons there

>>50830740
Yeah it's likely why we had 7 days of green. Between people drsing fake shares and hedgies slowly buying in preparation of t+35 I imagined we would only see green. Today was an anomaly I think it very well could have been the beginning of sussy's liquidations and Ken and or someone else rode the market down to buy themselves quite literally their last one more day.

lmao you fuckin dumb cunt baggies

>>50830735
>comparing a manufacturer who produces things to a reseller
face-melting cringe.

>>50828535
No fucking way.

>>50830835
True. HOLD or HODL?

>>50830805
That’s literally tomorrow

>>50830865
Wanker

Kek hall of costies

I was actually expecting a mean dump sometime this week. Still have 3 days left for thing to take a real shit.
>GME still above 40
>BBY still above 9

I was hoping BBY would dip down to around 5 or so dollars so I could compile a little stack. I similarly hoping GME would take a big dip down to $10 or $15 but there are so many resistance points between those prices and its current price it'd have to be shorted to hell and back to see that kind of movement.

>>50830865

>>50830792
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wkjnfn/black_rock_filed_a_request_to_suspend/
Was this the little stinky winky fucky wucky you were referring to?

aight boys i'm hyped for tomorrow

>>50830978
Shut it down!

>>50830875
you were the guy who missed apple because he knew everything and their attempt to compete with Microsoft was "cringe"

I find it funny that all these hit piece articles exist out there but barely any of them acknowledge the pol-like comments that get made by GME holding anons who frequent this uzbekistani duck taxidermy forum
almost like oop (((their))) team is paying for the shill posts and glowie paycheques kek imagine my surprise\

lmao am i banned

>>50831000
checked and that's fucking great news

>>50831029
its almost over holy shit!

baggies

>>50830537
Heard he had 1488 shares

>>50831057
>t. seattle_exile
It was a cringe as fuck post and retarded, sorry bro.

>>50830978
SOMEONE FUCKING DEBUNK THIS!

>>50831117
>uses bro, calls someone else retahded
ahh, ok I am conversing with an imbecile

>>50831073
>but barely any of them acknowledge the pol-like comments that get made by GME holding anons
Theres a reason censorship exist and it prevents your ideas from getting out. Some things they know better than to entertain. Can you imagine the fomo when people start learning that gme holders are all racist? Can you imagine them putting a 13/50 split in an article?

>>50830978
>>50831031
>>50831128
half_dane is "on vacation' LMAO

>>50831141
do you mind if I mint and add a few of these to my "kek baggies" NFT collection I will release post moass?

>>50830472
I work with chicks like this, if you can manage to be moderately active to fairly active in your early 20’s and have minimal to no tattoos, you’re basically a god, it’s annoying as fuck as these girls really have no personality. I can’t wait to check their socials in ten years to witness the wall in full effect, but I know it will provide no reprieve as there will be an entirely new generation of even dumber mega zoomers coming up

>>50829475
Please tell me more

>>50831158
go for it, here are my two favorite

>>50830978
they're learning

>>50831152
how do you take a vacation from a "job" you can do from your phone anywhere in the world? such bullshit. He is watching everything. A reddit mod saying they are on a vacation without reddit. That is fucking golden

400 shares in CS 200 in TDA, I'm feelin comfy.

>he went through the effort of making a collage of people making fun of his investment
This is why I do it
Kek you pathetic baggies

>>50831178
They don't get PTO?

>>50830978
The whole world will soon know the truth.

Hitler’s honor soon restored when it’s obvious he was fighting against the same slime balls who have placed the western world in a precarious situation.

>>50831162
>Ten years
Anon they hit the wall after highschool in 3-7 years. Even less if they are party girls

>>50830978
omfg is this the children of the moth reference in SS of all places?

>>50831162
the silver lining is that when you're a billionaire, 18 year olds aren't off limits when you just hit 40 - they're encouraged - let's hope the last wave of parents weren't completely useless, my King

>>50831145 44*
kek checked
we are facing a sly murder of crows
even the italians had trouble with them in GF3. No wonder reddit shits on it so much

Everytime I try to get out
(((they))) pull me right back in

Jesus said to be in this world
but not of it
lest the tricks they've used birth the phantom of yourself you believe yourself to be
transcend

>>50831168
WAGMI

Legitimately how long is this shit going to take? It's been goddamn near 2 years now

>>50831252
Where can I learn about this Terry Davis fellow without some fucking faggot on YouTube telling me he meant the meaning of life is to have fun

>>50831269
5+ years baggie

>>50831276
/g/

>>50831276
you must embody his struggle against the glownigger or else you will never understand

>>50831294
I hate you bizniggers

>>50831269
Idk I just come here to shit post rather than get hopium. I still hold my 400 shares but I'm not holding my breath and putting my life on pause.

>>50831315
What's your average? I also own 400.

Kek Elon

It’s real lmao

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1557189299967528961?s=21&t=qJ_tPvYn5X3LbOB4xG_ZPA

It's really cute what you guys are trying to do but you can't win. Accept it and move on.

>>50831347
Nice.

>>50831306
Good. It keeps you warm.

>>50831331
$150

>>50831384
Damn mines 165 I think. I really fucked myself buying at 350 lmao

>>50831347

>>50831331
$10.50 about. ESL shilling only nourishes these diamond hands.

>>50830978
>SS naming the jew
It's happening again, isn't it

>>50831404
>He doesn't know.

>>50831401
>He bought ze top
Luckily I bought in late March lol haven't purchased a share over 180

>>50831404
If you’re not a chronetranny and use Firefox install nitter redirect addon

https://mobile.twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1557175289960189952?cxt=HHwWgMC-saGrmZwrAAAA

>>50828232
WE KEEP HOLDING HOLDING HOLDING HOLDING

WE KEEP HOLDING HOLDING HOLDING HOLDING

>>50831404
Use nitter.

>>50830978
Reddit, no!

>>50831141
>>50831158

Look how desperate these baggies are. Ahahahahahahahahah

>>50831464
>>50831452
>>50831426

TIL. Thanks frens.

>>50831466
>>50831466
>>50831466
Threaded.

>>50831453
NOW WE KNOW WE BE BUYING THESE BAGS RIGHT HERE
G-M-E BAG-GIES ARE RIGHT HERE
BAGGIES IN THE HOUSE PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
BECAUSE IF YOU DONT SELL THEN WE DONT SELL