/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50825665
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,195.692B, 102P = 21.526B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,186.568B, 95P = 23.017B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50825665
5665 checked

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

WAGMI
WAGMI
WAGMI
WAGMI

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Margin call it all today before market close

Hedgie hedgie on a ledge,
Won't you fall right off the edge?
Up above the world so high,
Why won't you just fucking die?
Hedgie hedgie on a ledge,
Please just go jump off the edge.

kek hedgies
kek shillies
kek sussies
kek kennies
kek feddies
kek jewies
Verification not required

I'm just here to laugh at retards Ooooing at a red day.

kek baggies.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>50825720

Strange cope.

Make sure to support GME by making purchases on the NFT marketplace.

WAAAAAAGME

>>50825760
This retard again? Post hands if you do live in Scandinavia, nigger.

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50825665
>5665

WAGMI

Organic downwards movement on BBBY.

Kek baggies

can this thing seriously go on another year? my knee jerk reaction is no but what more deus ex anime ass pulls can they do to kick the can? like jesus christ the brokers committed global securities fraud in broad daylight and only one article on msm is reporting on it.

sneed hedgies

Kek pajeeties

>>50825832
we will be crabbing at max pain for years unless some event happens to kick this shit off.

See the oooers gave the stock performance anxiety and now were back to crab

>>50825815
Anyone who has been here longer than 3 days knew the BBBY retards we’re gonna get yoinked today

Fantastic idea by one of the young interns at the dark pool party on friday night to pump BBBY monday as a ploy to divert apes away from GME and avert a squeeze at the last minute. It was a ballsy suggestion but it worked. He received a personally signed thank you card from Ken along with a pay rise

>>50825832
If you're not ready to hold ay least 5 years. This stock is not for you. Paperhan bitches like yourself can fuck off

benchod choben is a top g for the stock split, we'd be down 24% today otherwise

>>50825862
They should have bought at $5 like the rest of us

>>50825859
oh no guess I just gotta buy more ahaha

>so much ooo
why is it crabbing

>>50825665
It only took a month being back to waging for me to get to the point where I'm sitting in my bedroom half naked knowing I'ma be a half hour late for work and just completely unable to get up and put my boxers on.

Fuck normies fuck capitalists fuck extroverts fuck boomers fuck politicians fuck white people fuck everyone who made this sorry excuse for a society, I rid what I was told and it got me bupkus . Just let me neet in peace.

>>50825858
until people drs their phantom shares, nothing is going to happen

>>50825872
Eat shit from my ass.
If this doesnt happen this year it aint happening.

kek baggies

>>50825858
The back-office of these brokers is literally on fire as they are short shares and all of the legal framework exists for retail to claim their synthetics as real shares.
It's kicking off as we speak. The mortal wound to the hedgies has already been delivered. They're bleeding out as we speak.

>>50825884
I feel you fren. I'm so out of place in this stupid world.

>>50825886
You can't DRS the phantom shares.

>>50825893
2 more weeks

>>50825884
Free ballin' into work

based

>>50825872
Thats right. We have always said it would take 6 months post splivvy for the cracks to show. Everyone knows you need 12 months from the splivvy for the moass to become a certainty. If you arent prepared to hold 2 more years you dont deserve to make it. This was obviously a 5 year play all along. This was always a play that might not pan out during our lifetimes but surely will for our children so I hold for them so I can guarentee they get a moass. Ok maybe grandchildren

>>50825832
Gamers got patience yo,m

>>50825891
Weak fud pajeet
Never selling

>>50825858
That squeeze started about a week ago.

>>50825884
unfathomably based and samepilled

BBBY is OOOOOing

>>50825872
see
>>50825891

Half goes in BBBY, half goes in GME.

Shorts are so, unbelievably, unequivocally, irreversibly, unfathomably fucked.

GIVE UP SHORTS, IT'S OVER. YOU ARE THE GREATER FOOL.

>>50825918
>You can't DRS the phantom shares
How come not one person has had a problem drs'ing then? The whole point of drs was to expose the synthetic shares but not once has computershare said "sorry baggie those arent real shares". Seems rather statistically unlikely that 50% of the float has been registered but absolutely nobody has registered a synthetic yet, despite baggies telling me the synthetics outnumber the real shares by 100s to 1

>>50825918
Well I have DRSed all of my split shares and its been 2 weeks unironically
None of them moved out of fud and made it's way to CSGO
There's no more fucking shares to DRS is there......

>>50825927
go back to meltdown tranny

>>50825918
Really?

>>50825918
How have you been following this close enough to know what a "phantom" share is and what DRSing is but still be so fucking clueless? Jesus christ. You can DRS whatever is in your account. The "phantoms" only become distinguishable from real shares when 100% of the float is locked and then whatever is left over was synthetic. You are retarded. All DRSing does is lock in the fact that your share exists and is out of the market

>>50825942
nice

>>50825942
Godspeed anon, pump them basterd numbers up

>>50825918
yes you can and it's not my problem

It's just continuing an uptrend. Reminds me of the Jan 22 run-up.

>>50825980
>>50825904
2 more weeks!

>>50825927
>. This was always a play that might not pan out during our lifetimes but surely will for our children
who the fuck said this? you must be smoking some shit because if recall both /biz/ and plebbit were holding for $1k when the sneeze started. im still holding but dont sit here and tell me everyone is perfectly fine for how long this shit has been dragging out. sneed me if you like. i'll even order some curry to make it authentic.

COVERING TIME

>>50825955
Because until the float is locked you're DRSing real shares. After that you're left with only phantom shares which can't be DRS'd.

>>50825955
Thats not how any of this works bud

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>50825918
>50825955
It's almost like the moment you start the process to drs the dtcc is forced to scrounge up real shares to deliver to CS to drs. You both are either retarded and don't understand how this works or glowniggers thay think you're smarter than you actually are.

>>50826014
>It's almost like the moment you start the process to drs the dtcc is forced to scrounge up real shares to deliver to CS to drs

We are going to $60 in AH

Checkem

>>50826061
I want to believe.

>>50825929
not fud and not a pajeet.
The financial world as we know wont exist in 5 fucking years you utter spastic.

>>50826061
you dropped these, fren

did the one million shares that they borrowed this morning run out?

What a schizo 5 trading days

>>50826061
You dropped these.

>>50826061
Meds asap. A fan, a chair and a rope work as well.

>>50826093
100k left

>>50826093
They probably bought them back and delivered them at lower prices since it dropped so much... Because thats how shorting works... And still after 2 years you apes dont understand that...

>>50826093
no need to borrow when you can naked short for free

>>50826093
They took 800k lol

>>50826061
I offer my digits as tribute

>>50825876
Once again Keith, I am not talking about poors like yourself who bought 15 shares (congrats on your unrealized windfall) I am talking about the hundreds of millions in options premiums scalped from actual wealthy retail traders whom only bought because of idiots like you saying “it’s the next GameStop”
Stop thinking I am talking about your paltry share position. I am talking about the investors with money, who don’t live in squalor like yourself. Basically Keith, learn to keep your mouth shut a little more and and someone may eventually actually like having you around

>>50826124
>>50826101
>>50826085
>>50826074
>>50826061
Kek has denied this request, because we're actually going to $80 in AH

(check'em)

>>50826129
>he didn't buy at $5

So they used the 500 Billion dollars Fed emergency fund to drop it 5$ for one day
Nice hedggots

>>50826143
It's okay I got you bruh

>>50826143

>>50825665
saved OC; this stuff is awesome
>665
based no-satan-pilled

>>50826061
you dropped these, my King

WAGMI

>>50826061
Weak, we’re running to 100

>>50826143
i think you mean 100

>>50826143
we're going to $2500

>>50826143
It's going to 133
Because I fucking said so

>>50826169
>69
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50826108
And still after 2 years you shills still think we're this stupid.

>>50826143
Its actually gonna drop, probably to 37-38, maybe even lower

$150 EOD check them shits

>>50826181
nah it's going to rise to $55

In my humble opinion, $75 in AH

When you find out who Ryan Cohen is Its going to zero

Sorry boys it's going to 40.01 on close.

>>50826061
>>50826143
Triple digits after hours today. Source? These digits told me last night in my dreams.

Fine $200 jeez

>>50826061
>>50826143
Let's be real, we're going to crab between 40 and 41 AH. Do not tempt Kek.

BBBY $20 in AH

kek the lack of digits is frustrating

$299.99 AH lmao check em

kek has forsaken this thread

45 at close. I hate my life so much

>>50826211
KEK WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS

>>50826196
Who is he?

KEK BAGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50826211
You absolute whore

>>50826211

>>50826211
Fuckin checked

i think i'm feelin $200 today

>>50826211
petty digits

>>50826119
How, how? H O W?!

>baggies try about 50 times to get kek magic on positive predictions
>zero digits
Kek, baggots when will you learn

>>50826233
kek'd

>>50825942
This is a new low for the shorts. This is them it’s pathetic type of shilling yet. Don’t you all worry about meeting God?

>>50826236
$201

>>50826211
Kek is pranking us, it has to be a phone number digit

>>50826242
Kek is saving the massive gains so hedgies and shorties get anally raped instead of just a bit of a rimjob

Yeah this isn't getting digits but 300$ AH I guess

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50826177
>And still after 2 years you shills still think we're this stupid

>>50826253
1 million AH

Where did all the shills go?

$400 is a nice round number

>>50826271
Wdym. Thread is full of pajeets with 3 shares shilling gme

>>50826253
Ok fine have it ur way
It'll reach 6,897,000 million dollars in the AH

>>50825971
there's plenty of shares still left by idiots in their brokerage accounts, if you go by the amount of reddit questions that go into asking about how to DRS.
the easy solution for the DTCC is just to declare chapter 11, give every broker bagholder a bunch of cash equivalent to their shares, and continue as if nothing happened. (all while hyperinflation sets in, ofc)

Anyone not bullish right now is a shill

We got our double bottom in the 70-80 range and have had a trend reversal that has propelled us above the descending resistance weve been under since the sneeze, and todays low proved that the previous resistance is now a support. All we did was fill the gap so we are now primed to fly. Oh and we got the golden cross.

Not to mention NFT marketplace hasnt really released, splivvy is still unsettled, and gamestop is probably going to have a much better quarterly report next time that shows that we arent fucking dead like the media wants you to believe


WAGMI

>>50826255

>>50825942
that is ballsy as fuck. just be mindful that the more you are invested, the more likely you are to paperhand at smaller numbers. your ticket to riches is secured but now you need to train your mind.

Are we really going to $513 AH? Wow.

>>50826241
They don't have to use them today, they could be using them later this week to stamp down other runs that might happen. Where the near 1m share came from is anyones guess.

>the DTCC who stole them

>50826266
>geee i wonder what giganigafaggot could this be?

All the riches in the world.

>>50826253
very well it'll be my phone number then

>>50826298
nah bro I took out a $10k loan when BTC was @ $3k, bought 3 BTC, and didn't sell til $40k.

This is how I've made myself six-figs, this trade feels the exact same.

Baggies will never make it.
Check 'em.

Still Holding.

>>50826266
crypto baggie

All shillies will kill themselves in India when it reaches 400K today AH

>>50826253
$5556667777.00 AH

>>50826325
kek would never support a shill as obvious as you

Crypto baggies will never make it.

Checkem.

>>50826295
Just stop with the lagging indicators and chart patterns and shit.. if that crap worked the big institutions would use it. If it worked you wouldn't have every retard and their brother trying find some way to sell it to you.

Go read some actual shit, not hopium for suckers.

>>50826295
>Not to mention NFT marketplace hasnt really released, splivvy is still unsettled, and gamestop is probably going to have a much better quarterly report next time that shows that we arent fucking dead like the media wants you to believe

$5556667777.00 AH
Check em

With my MOASS gains, I'll do a GME themed ice cream shop and baking business

Cone Poo Mocha Bar
Chairman's Sundae
Banana Float
Niggerfaggot Almond Baguette

The possibilities are endless

>>50826317
oh well in that case, carry on my guy. fucking based

bbby going bonkers

Alright my real prediction is $43 AH and that gets filled tomorrow morning and bounces into MOASS.

CHECK MY ETERNAL DIGITS AND SCREEN CAP THIS MAGIC LADEN POST.

>>50826317
>nah bro I took out a $10k loan when BTC was @ $3k, bought 3 BTC, and didn't sell til $40k.
>This is how I've made myself six-figs, this trade feels the exact same.

>bought btc at 3k but needs to take out a loan to buy gme shares
Kek baggie nice larp

>>50826326
>>50826326
>>50826326
>>50826326
Still Holding!

I got this, you just have to learn how the great mother kek works. tickle her the right way.


99999999999 EOD, and yes, check these.

>>50825720
WE AIN'T GOIN' TO JAIL

I'll give him credit, he's learnt to get more than 6 images

>>50826367
I already have 5k GME shares and 3k BBBY shares. I just want more and don't want to sell my crypto bc it's down.

>Oh, also, sneed

>>50826143
it will be $69

>>50826363
>6363
Hmm potentially based.

>>50826385
$420

>>50826360
watch a feed of it at 9:17 this morning. mental.

Susquehanna liquidated, and Bafin publicly exposing DDTC tonight
Price into the 100s AH, liftoff tomorrow

All predictions missing. We are getting suspended for a week at close aren’t we?

we aren’t hitting digits because we keep making the wrong AH predictions. the true numbers will be unexpected and will come at a time we didn’t foresee, but we will definitely make it

>>50826408
sauce on Bafin?

8,987$ AH
Check em

>>50826408
sauce

>>50826415
it'll close at 40.76

$42 AH

Final prediction, gonna hit the market cap of apple and be locked for a week
>apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

>>50826415
soooooo $1776 in AH?

literally all of you are wrong

when it was really $741 AH the whole time

$45 AH
Verification not required.

666$ AH

>>50826466
checked, based, and realism-pilled

>>50826466
I accept

>>50826466
OK

>>50826466
Checked.

>>50826466
Uh, aight

Thats quite a lot of new accounts constantly opening lol, it's crazy how there are people still opening accounts at this level.

When was the cut off for the next earnings to be counted for the DRS total?

aight fuck this im selling

>>50826408
>Susquehanna liquidated
Meanwhile VIX is still averaging 21/22, try again anon.

$45 EOD

>>50826408
I choose to believe it.

>>50826509
probably july 29

Fly yer colours, Ryan Chobani
I wanna see these hedgies walk th' plank!
ARRR!

We're alllll gonna make it!!!

lol, fidelitybros are the only ones standing

>>50826562
UH OH STINKY

But the golden cross is the most bullish of indicators

>>50826552
I believe

>>50826562
thank god im on my way out. I left 10 of 410 shares with those clowns. I regret now doing 100 % now

>>50826574
>hurr durr, why doesn't line go straight up??

>>50826466
wgmi

>>50826562
Soon we might see Deborah Resign

AMC -6.11%
GME -7.02%

Another red day... What's going on? Why aren't brokers being forced to purchase shares for the dividend?

>>50826562
>Deborah Ensign

>>50826583
>hurr durr line going straight down is bullish!

>>50826253
$5 IN AH

Does anyone think it’s a coincidence that the Chinese fintech companies crashed today?

>>50826601
Fuck you, Carlos

>>50826620
The whole fucking market did GME included retard

>>50826581
This is what he deleted by the way

$700 eow

>>50826633
MEGL fell 90% today. I don’t think that counts as just “dumping with the market”

>>50826579
that's the spirit lad!
we are
gonna kick some
hedgie ass


>picrel
(((they're))) ripe for the plunder

WAGMI

>>50826656
Fearless?

How much do you guys get paid to shill for GME? I feel like i don't get paid enough. I always comfy post and they still only pay me 100 a week

>>50826508
Put the tinfoil hat on, and there are lots of little clues in this picture. Gold going up, gas coming down, BTC bags, Toilet paper prices going higher?
Time is money
Purse strap breaking.
Leik amg

80162805<<
>Apes don't understand how hedge funds work
Apes also don't understand how that's their problem.

>>50826695

are we halted rn? my marker orders arent filling on TDA

>>50825942
Absolutely Based

>>50826418
>>50826429
>Source: these digits

>>50826669 69 cheeeeckeddd
The Last Samurai, fren
Everyone seems to have been pretty redpilled on the hookunosé clan back in the 1800s and beyond. Seems like only in the last 80 years or so we started to accept their culture
>verification not required

(((they))) fear:
>the samurai
>the pirate
>the 4chan autist
>schizos
>brian chobani

>>50826777
>The Last Samurai, fren
Ah it's the same guy who plays the same westernized jap in both

>>50826777
haha it's his only 2 roles as an actor lol

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0361735/?ref_=tt_cl_t_8https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0361735/?ref_=tt_cl_t_8

>>50826789
oh true
>same westernized jap in both
ig the position redpilled him on the matter kek

>>50826777

>>50825942
They won’t know what him them

>>50826777
Lucky 7's!

>>50825942
Unfathomably based

>finally home from work
>check price
I fucking hate this stock

>>50826633
The (((banks))) had a good day.

>>50826633
>>50826866
Oops wrong image

>>50826887
Kek NASDAQies.

I love GameStop kek ledgie wealth cucks

dip before rip.

is this food fucked up?

>>50826926
FINALLY we coupled with blue DOT

>>50826936
It’s not great

>>50826887
>Skank of America
>Shitigroup
>Jew Pee Morgan
>Gooberman Sacks
>NASDICK Bank
>Wells Fucko
>Moron Stanley

I was told that after Schmitta we are the new jews. I want to start conspiring and asserting my dominance already

When is the debt repaying Jewish ritual?

>tfw have a pitiful ~50 shares total, post split
I'm being sharemogged by most people here I think.

>>50826295
Numbers don't matter til they look like phone numbers. We all know they never closed. All they can do is stall the inevitable. They took loans they need to pay them back.

>>50826936
what is this 762?

>>50826926
can you explain the graph pls

>>50827046
Government forgives student loans
Government forgives banks
You thought Schmita, the Jewish holiday of forgiving debts, meant your YOUR debts? Retarded baggies

>>50827034
Not sure, but Yom Kippur is October 5th. The day of atonement

>>50827008
>conspooring
speaking of them, its been awfully quiet today hasn't it? I would have expected them to show up and gloat about how it wasn't happening today and blah blah

>>50827080
>>50827034
I thought Schmitta was on Sept 14/15 or something

lmao take a look at this from the CM

>>50827141
>41 digits
Stop playing with me Kek

What's Up Fuckers!?

Fucking DUNKED you MotherFuckers today! Fucking DUNKED you! How does another 5% sound tomorrow? We'll take your happy little asses down to $38 U.S. dollars per share. You better lean on the promises of God.

Let's Fucking Go Retail Lite! You wanted a Fucking heaping helping of what I'm offering you, so money I got medicine for you. Your portfolios right now is built like that beat up Old Buick your asses be driving. Do you even know you are in danger? You better ask Ratatouille up under that damn sink to finish them damn dishes because Tomorrow ain't promised for you MotherFuckers.

Believe that Fucking Hepcats. Believe that!

>>50827141
Literally who

The bottom one is a suppository.

>>50826642
>vangoy

>>50827223
*sigh* ok

>>50826143
Thus spoke Zarathustra

>>50827211
Why do you do this? You imitate the persona of another faggot hoping to get us to sell? Suck your dick? .What I’m trying to say is when did you find out you were retarted and what did your family do to treat it?

Anyone have that master list of real vs fake brokers from reddit?

>>50827223
it's quite effective

bring it on Kenny boiiiiiiiiiii

I want some billionaire tears

>>50827259
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wjjpwb/broker_master_list_of_splividend_confirmations/
Not in the OP for sus reasons

>>50826984
kek

>>50825918
all share are phantom until DRS'd

Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant banker hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus.

Sneed a hedgie

>>50827321
Sneed hedgies. Amen.

BBBY announcement Friday AH

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2022/08/almost-every-ferrari-sold-since-2005-is-being-recalled/


heads up frens, don't buy a ferrari

>>50827310
Because /GME/ general was turned into a Fidelity fan boi spot by the shills.

Here is a question. Why does 4chan write their positions as XXXXX just like Reddit?

>>50827256
Who persona you talking about MotherFucker? Fucking my persona you mean? Hepcat, what Fucking set you claim? You from Staten Island ain't you? I can Fucking smell that Shithole all over you. Your ass sure as Shit ain't from the City, that's all I damn know.

>>50827204
the digits are speaking
what are they saying Mason? what do the numbers mean!!??

>>50827218
idk but i never thought to associate 741 to be 7/41st

I sure do wish though. Would love to fly out of here and buy a nice penthouse in Japan or a patch of land and a nice old Daimyo's house or something with a wicked view of Mt. Fuji. Late night walks to the konbini, learn some japanese, be sugar daddy to a fine ass nip girl. Nice car, good ramen, cherry blosson walks

Now that's a place worth living in and protecting

>>50827373
>Because /GME/ general was turned into a Fidelity fan boi spot by the shills.
Does it matter if they handle the split correctly? Does it really matter, even if Fidelity has been consistent with DRS? I just find it HIGHLY sus that not only the masterlist is absent in the OP, but there is also a PUSHBACK in its addition? That the thread becomes a fidelity circlewank is a piss poor excuse DESU.
>Here is a question. Why does 4chan write their positions as XXXXX just like Reddit?
For a variety of reasons that are far outweighed by knowing if your broker is going to rug you.

>>50827402
WAGMI

I'm in Brooklyn and I'm going to fucking HEEM dunkydipshit

>>50827433
wagmi, moass on the way

>>50827373
FUDelity can suck
BOFA deez nutz

I think they don’t actually know how to do anything but suck more balls which is where we come in

MOUTHFUL OF TEETH CHEWED UP AND SPIT ON THE GROUND
WHEN I SPEAK, ARE MY WORDS, JUST WHITE NAKED SOUNDS?
CARELESSLY RENDERED, AND SCATTERED AROUND
RANDOM, ANIMAL, CLUMSILY STITCHED TOGETHER

>>50826642
>trust us goys
>>50827076
There may be bailouts but there will never be forgiveness it would kill American markets.

>>50827310
It looks like all my non CS shares are fake. I will be DRSing 100% tomorrow

>>50827449
mmf!
can't waittttt!!

WAGMI

benchobanrasimjuvaripetas when will this nigger stock go up?

>>50826509
I haven't DRS'ed yet (European) and whenever I read about an event that gives me the urge to DRS I see a spike in these kind of charts not soon after. People think alike. I wouldn't be surprised that as the DRS share count approaches the total shares outstanding that we're gonna be done soon because of FOMO.

[ominous whistling continues]

GO BACK TO SLEEP
YOU YELLOW-BELLIED FREAKS
AFRAID OF GOD AND MODERN SCIENCE

>>50825876
I bought at ATH thankyou very much. Mr Cohen runs a tight and coherent investment and I will support it by buying at every pump

[ominious whistling continues]

>His name was Bryan Bone

>>50827614
>Her name was Robeta Paulson.

>>50827437
MotherFucker, you don't even understand do you that I have a sponsorship with Hemi because these hands come with Hella Horsepower?

Baggies, I was skeptical, but there's really no doubt about it. Betty Boop is going to send this thing to the moon.

>>50827738
dunkie i'll beat the living fucking shit out of you. no gimmicks. no games. no funny catchphrases and hepcat posts. I will fucking hurt you. Where can we do this?

>>50827738
Wb Dunkie. You are my Heppiest Cat.

>>50827211
Oh boy… your still not getting it are you. Yikes. It’s ok kiddo, there are literally millions of roofs from which to choose.

i honestly hope globohomo never goes to Japan; they'd annihilate the place
it's a fucking miracle it's still so beautiful

>>50827259
>>50827310
If you don't know who the good/bad brokers are by now you're better off just fucking killing yourself because you're ngmi.
If you think random trust me bro conversations between predditors and dumbass customer service reps that don't know shit mean anything you're better off just fucking killing yourself because you're ngmi.
If you think anybody reads the OP you're better off just fucking killing yourself because you're ngmi.

Christ you people are so fucking retarded it hurts.

>>50827799
MotherFucker you don't just get to fight the final boss! Do you even have capability to be in the City? Where I'm at they don't Fucking let your kind of alley cat in the door. You can't even Fucking make it past the doorman.

>>50827899
Whats a boker

>>50827738
>>50827799
You heard it here first folks, grudge match at the 9/11 memorial at 9pm tonight.

It cracks me up how the guy constantly saying phrases like "Hepcats" doesn't think he sounds curry as fuck.

No, no. Hepcats is TOTALLY a thing people in New York say... in the 1950s.

>>50827899
checked and have some fun will ya

WAGMI!!

>>50827929

>>50827929
LT PETROSINO PARK
Let's finish this shillies

>>50827425
>for a variety of reasons
Name fucking ONE

>>50827907
Pussy. Bitch. Punk. Faggot. Sissy. Wimp.

>>50827982
Afraid of getting MOGGED by someone having a bigger position than you.
Unbridled schizophrenia
Extreme paranoia
There's three.

>>50827899
The only people who haven’t DRSd 90% of their stack yet are just lazy and are going to get around to it soon. The split and the press release were amazing

>>50827899
>If you don't know who the good/bad brokers are by now you're better off just fucking killing yourself because you're ngmi.
It's better to go with SOME information if you do not have extreme schizo powers such as myself, who has known that Fidelity is fr fr (no cap) since forever. Is your endgame wanting people to get rugged, so only (You) make it and not others? That's pretty based.

>>50827425
My position is buying GameStop

>>50828052
Fr fr fellow kidz

Bros it looks like we are out of pump....

I'm thinkin im gonna wagmi

This shit is gonna be so wild when it hits $450,000,000 exactly during AH. If it doesn't today it will definitely do so tomorrow, and if it doesn't happen then it will happen the day after that. HOLY SHIT GO LOOK AT AH RN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50828068
It's just very sus that OP and his group does not want the masterlist shared. On the one hand, it's pretty hilarious watching other holders get rugged. On the other hand, it would be MORE hilarious if they rugged while they panic to DRS/go to better brokers, so I'm choosing to share the masterlist. The panicked transfers may even trigger MOASS.

>>50825862

>>50828052
>>50828101
As I stated. If you even need that information at this point in the game you're either a newfag or a fucking idiot. Either way, you deserve to not make it. Broker tiers have been common knowledge for over a year. And that predditor link you're trying to push is legitimately worthless. No meme I'm actually schizophrenic but you just sound like a retard.

Red in AH too. How sad baggies

>>50828052
Our “Scandinavian” friend has a tell. Back to shill school rimjab

>>50825862
>BBBY got "yoinked"
>still up over 100% the past week
>actually recovering in AH unlike GME
Fucking retard

>everything exploding yesterday out of nowhere in PM off no news or catalysts, to slightly flat during normal hours
>next day just fucking nothing happens
Normal market stuff

Gamestop baghodlers have made 65 cents a share in 365 days. Ahahahahahahahahaha

seeing you niggerbaggots arguing over which brokers are evil and will fuck you over after a year is hilarious, whilst gme is still crabbing at 160/40 KEK!!

>>50828157
>you're a newfag if you need information
Why have the OP then?
>NOBODY READS THE OP
So why not have the master list on there anyway?

>shills have arrived
time to check SS for any news kek
oh look what do we have here
>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wkeqy3/ceo_of_a_9bn_mining_company_bashes_short_sellers/
based; they pissed off the Mexican

also picrel

>>50828205
they do it because they have nothing left in their life to cling onto alongside feeling like they have frens in their comfy general

>>50828237
WOOOAHHHHHH IS THAT ANOTHER 300 DOLLAR FOUR SECOND .MP4 OF SOME DAZ 3D OBJECTS MOVING SLIGHTLY IN A CYBERPUNK ENVIRONMENT!?!?!?

Until I see the price drop to 20 [80 presplit] I won't be very impressed. Good luck though. I'm sure it will only take 30 million more shares to do it.

>>50828232
>>50828232
>>50828232
Threaded, frens!

>>50828186
do me a favor and look at the open interest over the last few trading days. How did it change? Do you have any idea how much fucking money they just scalped in premiums? you ser, belong here even after moass

>>50828218
>Why have the OP then?
We don't need it. Nobody reads it. The people who are going to invest are already invested, and the people who are not invested never will.
>So why not have the master list on there anyway?
Because that link you are pushing is retarded, you're just too stupid to realize why. I can tell you're new because you don't remember how people used to post an ACTUAL tier list in every thread a while ago. ngmi to you sir.

>>50828266
Post-linkage check

>>50827063
>can you explain the graph pls
algo is on repeat
5D looks like the 5Y
Don't be surprised if we dip to $2

>>50825679
>>50825804
>>50826158
>>50828348
WAGMI.