/biz/ - Business & Finance

The Meme becomes reality

still fucked

>>50822571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K6971WmAs

Need a play i lost 500 today help

>speculation isnt part of investing

Threadly reminder, shkreli go hang out in reddit where you belong. This is a pro-SIGA general.

>that straight line on nvidia
lamo

I'd like to dedicate this one to all the SOXL HODLers in this thread
https://youtu.be/QtP6arjZmzI

>>50822654
bet on the banker

when's the 10 yr gonna invert the overnight rate?

doesn't pelosi have a september call on Nvidia?

>>50822654
WRN. Copper play. I've been buying and selling that one for years.

I dont understand what this autistic nigga is saying. does this mean stocks go up or what? any bleach bit and hammers tickers i should look into?

How we feeling today sisters?

>>50822721
lmfao

>>50822721
Faggy Pete would be bullish for SIGA

>>50822706
>trump locked up
>6 more years of brandon
prepare for 6 years of strait gainz in the best economy ever known to man.

>>50822688
Yeah probably to hedge against his undisclosed shorts thereby heeming retail and avoiding insider trading allegations

Calls or puts for tomorrow? my last 750

Thank you kindly for allowing me to collect some data in the last thread with the Shkreli larp.

Based on my quick analysis of (you)s, approximately 37% of the general is already long SIGA. We are nearing the top bros, but $30 is in sight.

im addicted to 4chan

>>50822746
>6 more years of Brandon

Why is VIXY crabbing?

>>50822721
This is why I'm going to vote for Kristi Noem.

cpi tomorrow will be good

Why. Chop. Didn't. Chop. You. Chop. Listen. Chop. About. Chop. SOXL. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

Fuck I should have bought more

>>50822760
>Midwit

When TSLA hits the green line the put options I bought break even. Everything below the line is profit.

>semiconductors

>>50822760
>Implying /smg/ has any bearing on the price action of SIGA.

>>50822757
I'm all in 390 8/19 puts for spy.

>>50822786
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.
https://youtu.be/idefYMHbcS8

>>50822706
he is saying you live in a banana republic
it means that you should mirror the trades of elites like Nancy, as long as they are still available
this is investment advice

>>50822825
oops, lol i'm retarded guys. I forgot to include the image.

SOXL dipperino sisters, we won

>>50822848
You, uh, you forgot to include it again, chief.

>>50822848

Chop. Chop. SOXL. You Keep Ignoring The Signs. Chop. The Signs Of What Is Coming. Chop. 3x Leveraged ETFs In A Bear Market. Lol. Chop. L*m Poster? Chopped. SOXL_shill? Chopped. You? Chopped. You WILL Listen. Chop. You WILL Learn. Chop.

>PLTR
I almost feel bad

getting massively buck broken by TNXP

boeingwitches... should i dump this shitter stock or what? bought it when i was a total pleb and im only recently in the green on it

Is today the day for SOXL slurp?

Okay which one of (you)s did this! My whole fucking day is ruined now. Fuck this I'm going for a walk outside.

>SOXL
Why though
-17%?
Really?

>>50822760
>We are nearing the top
lol
lmao

>>50822885
Remind me to never fly JetBlue.
And Spirit.

>>50822876
Isn't that one of those "the next SIGA!" mpox scam companies?

>>50822890
sell a put and let god decide

>>50822895
This is what happens when you bake with no links

>>50822900
Look at MU and NVDA headlines. Plus "sell the news" on CHIPS.

>>50822885
used to work for them. the have a women and nigger only policy now. all the decent minds have left or are leaving. that being side tough call because these nigger only companies will be the first to get stimis.

>>50822910
I've never sold a put before, could you explain?

>>50822900
Chop. Chop.

>>50822905
I've never flown and I never will. The only place I want to travel to is Vegas and I'll drive from Michigan to get there

I'm new to this, which visualizer do you guys use to keep up?

Are you guys feeling bullish

>>50822907
it is now, but at the start it was 1 of the 3 monkepoz picks

SOXS chads we can't stop cummin

>>50822949
I just call my broker (female) and have her read out ticker numbers as they change.

It's like commission-free ASMR.

Soxl punished by God and priced in by the faggot that made fun of siga and shilled soxl.

>>50822956
is she cute?

>>50822688
Sold it a month ago

>>50822952
The only Mpox play has and will continue to be SIGA.
It was SIGA from the start. All the other plays were just pump and dumps.

>SOXL -17.50%
TOP KEK

>>50822967
Yes, I demanded they give me a cutie after seeing the last one on LinkedIn. Ick.

>>50822934
>trans
>people

>>50822934
Why didn’t they listen about chop loss? They didn’t listen about beta slippage. Why?

>>50822623
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>50822983
Glad to see it, I want to take a position in SOXL in the near future.

>>50822955
you can't spell success without soxs

>>50822974
Sold at 24
Need a few more dumps to increase exposure.

Help me lords of chaos.
Help the fudders kill this fucking stock so I can get more.

recommend me a documentary now

I knew I should have sold yesterday. What a shitty day.

At least my siga is up I suppose

>AMD
Haha, ouch!

There's a trend that whenever SOXL shits the bed all of the anime posting stops. Cohencidence? I think not.

Is ANYONE buying SOXL?

One of these ought to hit right?

>>50823047
The Greatest Story Never Told.

>>50823065
no, im not a tranny

>>50823047
The Captain

>>50823064
We don't tolerate bigots here just so you know. This is your first and only warning. Do it again and I'll be contacting the just and fair moderators.

>>50823064
Im in BBBY myself right now.

This is some surprisingly retarded shit. Why the fuck do so many companies keep front running earnings/guidance?? It's happened like ten times now - they come out and say "aw oopsie it looks like we're going to see slowing demand in our ___ sector", they dump for a day or two, then they have earnings and pump because - surprise - they still make billions and everyone uses them all the time. Why is the market so skittish?? Big Money has to be the most reactionary group of assholes in the universe.

>>50823065
I dont even want to buy a new gpu, let alone soxl

I'll make a bet that NVDA will bounce at 165

>>50823047
In the Name of Zion
https://www.bitchute.com/video/cssXkCAPV3jY/

>>50822931
you call your female broker and tell her that you want to sell a put at $15 strike expiring on friday
you probably get paid $50 for doing that
if SOXL costs $14 on friday, you get forced to buy 100 shares at $15. You spent $1500 to buy the 100 shares. Since their actual price is $14 each, aka $1400, you've lost $50 (since you also got paid $50 to issue the put in the first place); it's like slurping too early
if SOXl costs $15.10 on friday, you don't get forced to buy any shares and are left with just the $50 you got from issuing the put option
is this a sound strategy? well you can get forced to buy at $15 after a drop to $5, or you can miss the dip as SOXL touches $15 and then moons. We like to have fun here

>>50823095
You JUST KNOW.

>>50823110
Brehs...

>>50823065
Yes
Just waited for the dip

The fucking jews did this! That's it, I'm gonna become a christian and marry my gookfu in one of them churches. they've done fucked me for the last time.

>>50822623
The BlueWalker 3 satellite has arived in Cape Canaveral. Everything is now in hands of Floridan man and Florida woman. ASTS shares up 17.5% today.

>>50823121
I'll look into this, thanks a ton

>>50823110
You just know those tits hang all the way to her knees.

>>50823159
IMAGINE going short on gay sex.

BUT YOU MAY BE HOOKED

>>50823140
>ASTS
Is this worth dumping 5k into

>>50823047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1PznuAPnx8

>>50823159
Kek SIGA bears are some of the most embarrassing groups of people in /smg/ history.

oil bros what the FUCK

>>50823047
Ascension (登楼叹)

I just bought a lot of SOXL

How are we holding up BBBY bros?

>>50823047
Electric.Boogaloo.The.Wild.Untold.Story.Of.Cannon.Films.2014.720p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG

pathetic red day tbdesu

>>50823073
How do you get share fractions, does your broker do this for you but really own the stock, how could they be so fractioned?

Always do the opposite of what biz tells you is going to happen. 50 IQ retards fudding siga acting like uniformed gorilla niggers on the siga earnings call.

>>50823217
I shorted you 5 minutes ago and I'm already up 10%

>>50823183
>Ascension
i like the look of that one
>>50823212
this looks comfy too

Should have went short on NVDA Monday on the bounce from 173 -> 180.
I’ve been tossing $500->$2k on weekly NVDA 2.5 spreads and I’m up $7k in the last 30 days.
>NVDA go up, 2.5 bull spreads
>NVDA go down, 2.5 bear spreads
>NVDA go up a lot for no reason, sell 2 OTM naked calls
>NVDA go down a lot for no reason, sell 2 OTM naked puts

>>50822825
>>50822848
>>50822863
proof that this man is mentally disabled

>>50823231
No idea. This is a stocks for dummies type app with $0 brokerage

FAZE is now valued at $1b. pretty nuts

>>50823230
meh

>>50823231
Shares are all electronic these days. So you can really split them out.

CPI will come in above 9% (obviously)

market will dump hard under the shadow of the FEDERAL HAWK.

USD up, market down. Red week.

and
>WALLAH! WALLAH!
>just like that
the S&P 500 has reached the floor of it's daily mandatory price range

>>50823249
that one dude looks like a man

>>50823181
Absolutely. The upside on this thing is insane.

Closed my short positions yesterday. You are welcome.

>>50823231
Robinhood offers it but I would never buy fractional shares. Limits who you can sell back to and sets you up to get screwed on the price.

is a civil war priced in

>>50823260
>CPI will come in above 9% (obviously)
Its going to come in at 8.4% and market will giga pump.

That's enough bear posting, time to fuck your shit up bears
Behold, come and see, the seventh seal of your butthole

Let’s go Brandon!

JANNIES where the FUCK is the sissies thread

>>50823284
you have to have a country to get a civil war, we don't even have a country anymore

>>50823249
Kek, every single women competitor is a man. Makes sense because I woman's feeble brain could never keep up the pace in a game like rocket league.

Bobros how confident are we about tomorrows cpi?

>>50823278
There's more than one, baggie

>>50823089
sorry baggie im not a sports guy. sometimes i wish i was because theres something about two sports guys meeting and talking about teams and players that is special. im always excluded from that camaraderie.

>>50823283
If CPI hits 8.4%, market will fucking collapse on its head.
Low inflation = no more spending = actual depression

MRNA 165P 8/12

SPY 401P 8/10

thoughts

>>50823249
Still not closing my 2 short 15 C’s.
I know one of the owners irl, went to highschool together.
There are grumbling and they hate the CEO they hired and are having disagreements over what direction they should head in.

Tnxp pumping

SOXL $10 end of month

>>50823315
Nope. Because consumer is still strong and job market is still good. So if CPI shows a decrease it means growth with reducing inflation.

>>50823312
It's got some nice classical music for people who aren't into sports.

I bought siga at $24.1 and now it’s dumping hard.

>head and shoulders pattern for hte may cpi
>head and shoulders pattern for hte july cpi
lamo epic double top

I think CPI comes in at 9

>>50823368
Shhhh let them buy calls

>>50823284
I thought with the market valuing marijuana stocks and the counterfiat currency crypto stocks and so many other illegal and fraudulent enterprises, YES, it is obviously already priced in that there will in fact be a civil war. Its more like;
IF THERE IS NO CIVIL WAR THE MARKET WILL CRASH

God, do you even watch television?

>>50823283

CPI has overshot estimates literally the last 5 reports in a row. But if you’re feeling lucky maybe 6th times a charm

It's simple.
Everyone dump their SIGA right now to dab on this faggot >>50823367
The we buy back at $21

WE DID IT /SMG/. WE ARE #MAKINGMONEY

I'm gonna kill myself if I lose any more money.

>>50823367
holy shit you're weak it's down like 60 cents.

>>50823344
You do realize the Fed is a long way away from their 2% goal right?

>inflation will never be 2% again

Tell the Fed that. They want 2% and will keep increasing rates and pretending to do QT until they accomplish it. The market can pump all it wants on CPI going under predictions, it doesn’t mean a damn thing when they think the Fed will pivot within the next year

the skunk ape is coming for your calls mumu

>>50823335
SCOOOOOOTT-LAAAAAND

>>50823399
Checked, buy puts retard

>>50823418

anyone buying more nvda on the dip?

Most of the SIGA bears are people shorting SIGA. and they want to spread FUD. There should be no reason to be short SIGA.

>>50823392
>>50823402
I’m down by thousands. Stop dumping faggots.

>>50823436
no

>>50823436
Today? Fuck no lol, maybe next week

>>50823344
8.4% is still 4x the target level, but with rate hikes having just started it'd really show how weak the underlying economy is at this point.
Bond market is going full retard right now. Obvious fed needs to hike to at least 6%. Obvious that stocks need to crash.

>>50823391
Oil peaked in June. Seethe and cope bobo. Theyre targeting 8.5% so ill say they will overshoot it and it comes in even lower.
>>50823409
The market can pump as the fed raises rates anyway. Bonds climbed to 3% so its all essentially priced in now. As long as the CPI shows a slowing down the market will pump knowing it gets back down eventually.

>>50823399
I'll let you in on a tip. The company called Argan is going to moon soon. They are a good buy on this dip and you should be able to make some money in the coming months just holding onto some shares of this company. #BuyArgan $AGX

Will TOMZ follow SIGA? Decent drop today so good entry point.

>>50823419
>Scotland
>men wearing skirts is a norm
I'm ashamed that my DNA test informed me that I am 15% Scottish...

>>50823436
im gonna scalp it

>>50823455
The market is forward moving dude. As long as it shows a reversal its all good. The economy isnt weak if its too hot from a jobs market. If anything its too strong.

>>50823367
Wait till it gets down to 21$ after hours with all the hedgies fuckery. It will really test your resolve.

>>50823480
>The market is forward moving dude.
forward and downward moving kek

>>50823480
Thats why we need to raise corporate taxes. The economy is too strong and we need to stop the growth.

173rd for fuck linkniggers

What makes the forest dark?

>>50823320
Have you adjusted your BBBY position at all?

>>50823463
I will absolutely never ever take any investment advice from you baggot. You cannot be trusted.

If you buy today you're risking them rugging it when insiders get the news

>>50823047
You should watch Empire of Dust uf you haven't yet. Also the one about the guy who hung around in bear country and got eaten by a bear, whatever that one is called.

>>50823480
>if anything its too strong
I share a country with people that believe this

>>50823483
I’m prepared to lose everything but I just want a winner.

Imagine the bullrun if we wipe out Moscow and Beijing.

>>50823517
A weak economy doesnt double employment over estimated numbers in a single report.

>>50823498
Ask Dante Alighieri you fucking nerd.

>>50823531
What example are you referencing?

>>50823514
The latter one is called Grizzly Man. There's another doc about the same thing but Grizzly Man is the most well known one. That dude was a fucking retard to say the least.

>>50823548
>Jobs report: U.S. economy adds 528,000 jobs in July, unemployment rate falls to 3.5%
>Non-farm payrolls: +528,000 vs. +250,000

>>50823118
based

>>50823217
Just bought 3 stocks since it's dipping. not looking to make a fortune, just a poorfag doing all this for fun. maybe if i can make like 1000 in profit this year i'll use it to buy myself a old used jonboat and fix it up to go fishing with.

What do we do now that SIGA is dead ?

>>50823510
Don't take my word for it. Do your own delugence.

Woke up late. Labu is down 12% vtnr down %60. I understand vtnr but wtf labu

and just like that, SOXL will NEVER go below $17 again

>>50823217
Was nervous for bit there but coming back now. Im going to hold for a month and see what happens.

SOXL SIRS PLEASE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQGec9ntkfs

>>50823558
>implying this banana republic isn't cooking the books over at the bls.

Do you anons like fishing? i started when I was 2 years old fishing for Largemouth Bass with my dad. Enjoyed it ever since. Don't have as much time for it these days as I'd like though. But that's just life I suppose.

>>50823569
>tfw sto up 100.87% on the sigger

>>50823569
SIGA is green while everything else is crashing.

>Siga is dead

>>50823597
Yes Im sure theyre all cooking the books. But in which case they will cook tomorrows CPI and we pump anyway. No reason to expect bad news then until after the election.

>>50823568
Godspeed fishing anon. Gotta get a motor for my little flat bottom.

>>50823573
VTNR was a pump job. Could be a good buy at this point, but might as well wait for full capitulation at $5. Traders can't read far enough to understand hedges.
LABU is getting chopped. Biotechs have even more vol than semis. Chop. Chop.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50823047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcSeTaW0shU

>>50823606
SIGA is NEVER going above 25. Will never go above 30.

Siga dumps to 20 by end of the week.

Where to find qt stock market gf?

>>50823573
look at the past weeks gains. labu was pumping hugely for a week. pullback was imminent. the pump on monday was lucky even.

>>50823569
Buy signal

>>50823047
Africa Addio

I thought that the ASMB tranny killed itself

Wait did the janny really go through last night's thread to ban all the cunny posters? Half the thread was posting cunny so expect smg to be dead the rest of the week.

>>50823604
No but i do wildlife photography sometimes. It's comfy.

>>50823592
that picture is distinctively british

>>50823647
What you do is you go down to the NYSE on wall street, and then you turn the corner and you'll be on Broad street. It's full of broads close to the stock market, so I'm sure you can get one there.

>>50823639
i can confidently take on anyone from the knife culture thanks to this educational film.

>>50823659
I got a 10 minute block because I was posting "politics", fuck gookmoot and these stupid fucking rules

mumu. oh mumu. oh mumumumumumu. poor little naive baby cow. stonks only go up, you thought. you were told. just slurp the dip, you said. you fooled yourself into believing. and now look at you. down again. you can't seem to win. you didn't want to look at reality. and now reality bit you in the tail. but it's not too late mumu. i have here a fantastic device. a bobo tf machine. with a simple click of the "sell" button on all of your assets, you too can become a winner in this market. you're not expecting tomorrow to be green... are you? oh mumu... my sweet summer bull. there can only be one reason for today's dump, mumu. you know what it is, deep in your heart, don't you? even a naive calf like you should be able to understand that smart money has access to information far sooner than retail ruminants such as yourself. oh yes, today is only the beginning of a long, steep and painful crash. you were warned, mumu. whether you heed this warning or continue desperately clinging onto your soon-to-be-worthless baggies, well, that's on you.
good luck mumu, let's hope you don't lose your job at least.

ALL MY STOCKS ARE RED (all my stocks are red)
AND I LOST ALL MY GAINS (and I lost all my gains)
I'M DREAMIN' OF SOME GREEN (I'm dreamin' of some green)
ON A SUMMER'S DAY (on a summer's day)

>>50823647
Not here, we're clearly all fat neckbeads

>>50823659
>archives thread
>unplugs modem

>>50823181
You could also wait until September for 2025 LEAPs. Higher risk/higher reward than shares but they come out 9/11(lol) which is after the launch date and share price is sure to spike upon successful launch.

>>50823640
>>50823648
As far your ability to read the trend would you say labu is in for more pain? Thinking about cutting my loss now before things get too ugly

>(Barron not even looking up from his Xbox)
“Safe’s in the back.”

>>50822634
It’s not a meme, Jack

>>50823699
Left. How is this supposed to be a dilemma?

uhhh CPI tomorrow will save us right?

>>50823640
SIGA back to $20. That is bullish!!! That is a new all time low!

>>50823714
kek

>>50823640
Sure thing bud

>>50823679
So in your mind you're never gonna die in no ghetto?

I feel I‘m getting a bit greedy on my recovering GOOG put (still down 40% from -80%) that I averaged down on. Shall I take the money and run or what do I do?

>>50823735
Lol
And a little lmao

>PLUG
earning call in an hr, we go up or down?

>>50823640
>>50823713

Nobody cares about you're pump and dump shitstock you two pajeets.
SIGA is going to $100.

>>50823569
$TOMZ check em

>>50823735
No i don't think so. Baggins has a point about book cooking though. The possibility of that concerns me.

>>50823738
NIgga how much korean content do you watch that you have so many gooks to post here?

>>50823713
probably, yes, high chance of going to 10-9. otherwise there are plenty of biotech catalysts coming up and the whole biotech sector is really sold off. if the CPI doesnt wreck the market im thinking of buying in 9-10 area. sorry you didnt sell yesterday.

>>50823640
>Siga dumps to 20 by end of the week.
God I hope so
The slurp gods demand it.

>>50823735
CPI will be 9.5. The premarket will flag. Then the postfutures will remember that inflation is, in fact, nominally bullish. The day will end blood green.

>>50823767
There's no way we actually added 500k jobs last month when everyone I know has lost there job and has not been able to find a new job in the past 2 months.

>>50823761
You quoted the wrong anon retard. I hold siga. My labu position is bluish for siga and was tracking it well before it dumped today.

>>50823745
never gonna die in no fucking ghetto i swear. not me. not today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRsDYJVMMUo
Mayo monkeys. Yeast yetis. Listen to the new Jim Chanos podcast on Odd Lots. Fun to listen to his bobo thoughts. He's been one of the strongest short-focused HF managers in the business

>>50823767
>>50823735

Anyone with even a baby's understanding of economics knows that employment numbers are beyond fudged. They don't even include people who haven't been able to find work for a while.
The average salary of Americans has tanked even though inflation is up.
The credit card debt of Americans has skyrocketed.
Rent has skyrocketed.

CPI is faked. If someone costs too much money, say beef, fish, chicken, etc. they'll swap it out for something else in a similar category.
Ex.) Wheat has gone up %40, but Rice is only up %5 so we can just swap them because they are the same type of product.

Yes, they do this.
No, it isn't a conspiracy.
Yes, America is on the decline.
But the world is doing worse so because of dollar milkshake we will be the last ones to hit the bucket.

Which means we crab.

They don't listen to the Odd Lots podcast. Idiots. Morons.

>>50823791
The only people losing their jobs are tech trannies. Literally every other type of job is completely vacant and can't find help

Lamo this CPI release is gonna make or break the stock market before shemitah ends which is 1 week after quad witching

>>50822895
Let me guess, you bought the top?
You know, I'm retarded, but apparently I'm still capable of learning things unlike you.

Does anyone else think that aapl can hit 250 by eoy?

>>50823814
Sorry that I typed this like a retard, I'm completely hammered.

Well /smg/?

>>50823819
Well everybody is working 2 jobs because the first job only pays enough for the gas to get back and forth to the 2 jobs.

>>50823831
No, people have their invesments stuck in retarded things like fike internet money instead.

>>50823457

Oil is 15% of CPI, retardo

>buying $DAVE because my name is Dave
Any other clever tricks like this?

>>50823840
kek

what are the chances MEGL turbo pumps again?

>>50823828
No I'm holding puts like a retard.

>>50823861
Galway Metals and the Fidelity Capital & Income Fund.

>>50823861
>buying GAYMF because I'm a gay mother fucker

Now that SOXL finished its dead cat bounce I guess $7 will be the bottom of the next cycle

>>50823791
I start my 2nd WFH job in two weeks lol. Sounds like everyone you know is skilless.

>>50822869
lol tthat's why i only buy SOXS

>>50823859
And its down. So stands to reason CPI will be down tomorrow.

>>50823879
Where's the problem?

Should I sell my SIGA and go all in on TOMZ?

>>50823762
No digits, but looks like it has good meme potential. Might buy a lottery ticket on this one.

Does anyone else feel like this is a bull trap? We are mirroring 2008 perfectly so far

should I add a small cap index? my current is probably like 3% small cap just from the blend but I keep getting fomo when small caps have that 1 day of outperformance even though the indexes have done shit the last 10 years.

>>50823879
baggie how many times have you got burned on tsla puts again? its got to be at least three occasions you lost like 10 grand on them

>>50823840
bitch i been holding uuuu since 2020.

>>50823791
>Buddy just had to help evict some ghetto black lady roommate
>He said she worked from home while smoking swishers and getting drunk at 9:00am
Those are the people getting the comfy jobs.
Maybe TQQQ will finally go to $20.

>>50823899
How many of these comfy work from home jobs can you get paid for not doing simultaneously? I mean even if you get fired from 2 if you've got 9 of them you'll be making fucking bank.

>>50823935
your is a bull trap

>>50823935
>We are mirroring 2008 perfectly so far
yeah the one that gets me is the consumer credit card debt level
meanwhile I wake up to find that one of my credit card limits went up 500% overnight
t-thanks

>>50823925
>sell
>SIGA
>sell SIGA
Wukong will smite you for this.

>>50823925
That's like leaving your loving care beautiful wife for a transgender black prostitute.

i missed the nvda 167 bottom to buy calls

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fuck

>>50823951
I dunno, I've done the dual WFH jobs before but I personally know a developer with three WFH jobs, makes about 340k gross.

>>50823945
i dunno, i've been burned on them quite a few times, but #ThisTimeItsDifferent.

>>50823944
10% annualized is not bad. You do know that annualized means per year, right? As in, they've more than doubled on the 10y?

>>50823987
Shill me on TOMZ

>>50823985
>crypto is a scam!
>no-no we have to lower guidance because crypto is down
Pretty funny seeing so many companies suddenly use crypto as a reason theyre losing money.

>>50823948
My wife has a work from home job and she literally doesn't do anything besides watch Netflix and read trashy romance novels all day. I don't even know what her job is, but she gets a paycheck every two weeks to prove she's actually doing something. I have no idea how the fuck there are so many useless jobs in this rickety ass market without causing problems.

Does anyone else feel like this is a "bull trap" inside of a bear trap? To make bobos believe we are mirroring 2008 perfectly so far?

>>50824007
https://youtu.be/XhOFhu1nFIU

>>50823901

No shit it’s going to be down m/m you ape, that’s what literally this entire rally has been running on. The question is if it’s high or low compared to the estimate, and when literally every single inflationary metric that we’ve received (core PCE, labor costs, employment) have come in blazing hot, there is zero reason to assume it’ll come in at 8.5% rather than 9%.

>>50824007
They sell a shitty misty that supposedly can disinfect monkey poop in hospitals. It's a shitty play, if you want the gains invest in the treatments.

imagine thinking the feds give a shit about this place
it's just a core group of ~20 retards screeching at each other all day

>>50824025
Well the IRS is getting 80,000+ new employees, so they'll solve everything.

>>50824047
The market doesnt care dude. Soon as it shows a drop it will pump. Everything is slowly getting better so time for risk on again.

>>50824030
>>50824051
youre glowing.

>>50824055
>t irs employee

So, do I buy calls on SQQQ or TQQQ going into wednesday bros

>>50824055
Worth applying? Doubt they need much exp and I know they dont do anything all day.

>>50824051
uhm ackshually sweatie, it says there are 105 of us, so far.
so, uhhh yeah. gtfo my board norman

SIGA dumping.

>>50823961
I tried increasing my credit limit a few months ago and got rejected, did the same thing again just now and it doubled, nice
still lower than my new apple card but at least i don't have to keep paying it off in advance if i buy something expensive

>>50822934
oh hey look another leftist meme copying the right, haha oh cool

>>50823819
Because they take one good paying position and chop it up into three different entry level positions that each somehow have the same amount of work and responsibility as the good job they got rid of, for shit pay and/or shit hours.

>>50823814
>Employment is fake!

Would be bullish if it was true, max employment is what causes sticky inflation.

Of course it's not true at all, economy is massively overheated and needs to die to return to sustainable growth.

SIGA pumping.

here it comes

SIGA crabbing.

>>50824093
>holding above $23
>bouncing between $23-$24
>hit ATHs today

>"SIGA dumping"

They aren't sending their best

>>50824049
Yeah when I read the description it screamed of OPTI. Thanks for filling me in.

>>50824093
Volume is literally 2>>50824117
>>50824125
Buying your own shares isnt going to fool the NYSE

>>50823819
>The only people losing their jobs are tech trannies. Literally every other type of job is completely vacant and can't find help
And employment sites like indeed get thousands of applications for every $16/hour entry level bachelors degree listing

In 2008 the streets ran red with laid off finance and real estate leaches
the setting is ripe for tech

>>50824059

>duuuuude nobody cares about the facts lolll, the markets gonna go up no matter what mannnn

Ok just don’t shit up this general like a little bitch when your $7,300 portfolio is 3k next month, lil 86 IQ bitch

Back Bros! Do this stretch right now, only takes a few minutes. It actually works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWFRxEr6eQ8

>>50824108
Nothing I put in my post is false.
The only question is how the market will react to all this.
Europe is going to fucken implode this winter so a lot of money will flow into the US market.
Lots of short term upside, horrific long term downside.
That's why you should bet on GaySex (SIGA)

>>50824142
The fact is inflation peaked and is coming down. What are you trying to say? The bottom is in and we are climbing our way out.

>>50824133
>OPTI
Remember when some anon hired a PI to go investigate the OPTI facility for the lols and it was a giant scam?

>>50824144
I just lay on my stomach for a minute and then arch my head upwards, it seems to completely undo hours of sitting in a chair

>>50824151

>>50824108
>Employment
Dunno about USA, but in my country it shit might hit the fan because of slow down in construction because the cost of loans grew a lot.

>>50824144
Okay trying now

>>50824095
lol smg is full of poorfags

>>50824142
Not at all what that anon said, You're purposely misrepresenting the argument, because what they said is true.

NEW!
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>>50824174
kek yeah, the pajeets worked overtime to shill that here.

>>50824214
i had another card with a limit above $10k but citi doesn't want to increase it for some reason

baking a real thread

>>50824240
lol because your poor

>>50823873
100%

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>>50824250
sounds like projection

>>50824274
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>>50824250
I'd rather be poor than a fucking retard who posts "LOL U POOR" in an anonymous image board holy shit you, dumb faggot

>>50824219
kill yourself

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>>50824156
retarded anime nigger
get fucking heemed tomorrow

>>50823610
Blessed, yeah i am gonna just put a trolling motor on mine just gonna go on small lakes.

>>50824156
based u a real one