/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50815944
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,194.927B, 97P = 22.628B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,195.692B, 102P = 21.526B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

I'm really feeling like WAGMI

We are going to WAGMI it, frens.
Negative buy-in for maximum gains.

wagmi

we gon squeeze this week
source: I feel like it

It's Tuesday.
If you want moass to happen today we need to channel all of our coomer energy in order to fend off evil talmundic magic.
You know what to do.

Kill hedgies, Behead hedgies. Roundhouse kick a hedgie into the concrete. Slam dunk a hedgie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bankers. Defecate in a hedgies food. Launch hedgies into the sun. Toss hedgies into active volcanoes. Feed hedgies to piranhas. Curb stomp pregnant banker hedgies. Judo throw hedgies into a wood chipper. Karate chop hedgies in half. Urinate into a hedgies gas tank. Stir fry hedgies in a wok. Report hedgies to the IRS. Light fireworks in a hedgies anus. Trap hedgie in quicksand. Crush hedgies in the trash compactor. Liquefy hedgies in a vat of acid. Dissect hedgies. Exterminate hedgies in the gas chamber. Stomp hedgie skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate hedgies in the oven. Lobotomize hedgies. Mandatory abortions for hedgies. Grind hedgie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown hedgies in mayo and hot grease. Vaporize hedgies with a ray gun. Kick old hedgies down the stairs. Feed hedgies to alligators. Slice hedgies with a katana. Sneed hedgies.

the coziest thread the night before moass, you gon’ get comfy frens
https://youtu.be/vMTEtDBHGY4

>>50816002
MO
ASS

Today is the day, bros. There was a massive BTC mempool spike on Monday the same time as the Google outage. Assange DMS could be imminent. And Trump's house got raided, lol. Prepare yourselves.

These threads are still a thing?

Tonight's the night.

i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick 4chan suck my dick.

If moass is unavoidable then WHY haven’t any high profile business men or investors purchased any massive positions in the company? Makes no sense. You can cope all you want and move goal posts but the fact is the only people invested here and believe in the mosss are redditors and you guys.

Post MOASS I'm going to kill so many myself and there's nothing you cries for help can do about it.

KATHIES
FRACTIES
FAILURES. TO. DELIVER
$FEE KINGS

WE ARE IN THIS BITCH

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50815944
checked
>>50816000
ummh.. Checked

>>50816100
based
get $WHACKD

its here

Even if it was real the fed would shut it down after making a few arrests for show. You would accept your 1k a share and be grateful they stepped in to save the country.

>>50816136
sneed

>>50816136
Negotiations start at 1 million per share. Any less and I’m killing myself on the spot. No questions asked

Any sudden movements and I blow my head off

Madoka says we are all gonna make it.

>>50816182
She's fictional just like all the relationships I've had in my life that I thought weren't Truman Show-like exercises in humiliation.

>>50815944
checked

>>50816083
I only know you by your people who call me ten times a day, asking if I’m an old lady so they can rob me. Your government does nothing about that.

>>50815944
Checked dubs of greeting European morning

>>50816096
They have

>>50816096
Pulte invested. hah retard. whammy

>>50816182
I am on episode 7 and I cannot say I am disappointed

>>50816195
2D girls will always be a better choice than 3D girls. There is literally no downside.

The problem most of you don't understand is that without the understand when then the problem because GME was the first one in the second place, brainlets.

>>50816199
Blame the British (your ancestors) for extracting our wealth and resources for centuries like greedy Jews, you reap what you sow sir

>>50816182
WAGMI!

The IRS is sextupling their budget and hiring 87.000 new agents - 70.000 of them armed. Just in time to make sure a legion of nouveau riche schizos pay up.

>>50816219
Well yeah it'd be silly to say that before you get to the end. But don't worry, it turns out it's massively overrated and you've been wasting your time.

>>50816180

How long do i have to wait Ryan?

I just do not want to wake up early and have to go to work anymore
Just not

>>50816155
just put up a sellorder for 5 shares á 1'000'000 in case there are some glitches today

>>50816155
>>50816254
If it goes past 1 mil i'm thinking! only thinking about looking at the chart i need way more

>>50816241
I'm fine with parting with 15% so whatever

can i get a kek baggies?

>>50816268
>15%

lol

>>50815944
futures dumping. the cycle repeats. I really hope im wrong.

>>50816234
It was somebody elses fault 200 years ago that we prey on the old and disabled today. Nigger tier logic. Just try and get everyone to stop shitting in the street first. There is a start.

Imagine still holding this reddit stock and creating echo chamber generals with your fellow bag holders two years later. You're all plebs and none of you are ever going to make it.

>>50816250
Then what is your idea of a good anime mr. anime connoisseur?

>>50816096

>>50816299
two more weeks

>>50816289
yes. actions have consequences retard

>>50816299
I appreciate the optimism but...
>benzinga

lately i feel like the world is closing in on me and that no decision i've made has been a good one. here's to hoping that gme is the only good decision i'd have to make ever again because I don't have a good track record.

>>50816297
I'll shit on things you like for free but I'm not going to help you.

Show me your WAGMI face!

Is this other dented powerade fucked up?

>>50815944
checked and strongly interpreted

WAGMI frens

>>50816410

>>50816325
Same. I’ll be very surprised when moass happens

>>50816410

WTFWT

>>50816410

>>50816476
Oh shit!

I’m trying to watch cartoons but there are n-words in everything and it so forced and unwatchable. Catwoman is black now and I’m sick of everything. I am going to make cartoons with white representation and there’s nothing anyone can do to cancel my NFTs

>>50816410

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

>>50816476
what happened

>>50816524
Is the new dune as good as the bowie one? Should I know anything getting into the new dune?

>>50816538
Don't ask him, ask me.

>>50816524
https://youtu.be/G2AxpaH56WY

>>50816494
>Catwoman is black now

>>50816538
Its worth the watch just for the cinematic spectacle. Enjoy Anon.

>>50816538
no it's like 6/10. if you want to get into dune go watch spice diver which is 10/10. go play the dune porn game.

>>50816545
It’s all n-words everywhere. Watching the new ninja turtles movie now

>>50816538
It's a better adaptation and it has by far the best ornithopters of any version in any medium.

It's hard to compare it to the old one because that shit was endearing for its own reasons, but if you're a Dune nerd it's great.

Also the extended Zendaya rape scene with like ten minutes of egregious full-frontal nudity and on-screen unsimulated penetration was worth the AMC ticket and large popcorn all by itself.

>>50816544
Gets me so fucking pumped every time. Today we’re gonna bust a hole through 45, tomorrow 50, and we keep going until we pierce the heavens. WAGMI fren. Let’s teach these hedgies exactly who they’re facing

I cannot wait to sell my four shares for one billion dollars each. I don't know what I will do with this new profound wealth. I think I will use it to move the crypto market upwards and make my investments green again.

PM
BBBY: +13%
GME: +1.8%
When will GME momentum overtake BBBY so I can sell those BBBags for an increased GME bag

>>50816524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRkAEjjhpE

Post MOASS I'm going to cut the throats of so many financial enemies with a dull knife on lifestream and there's nothing you expired foreign MREs that I'm going to eat anyway can do to stop me.

Thanks for the sub

>>50816592
Thanks. I’m skipping it now

>>50816640
based go watch the batman porn parody

>>50816640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVJmMmq4FSc

As our friends on Reddit might say: that was always allowed.

I just want to be left alone and for my family to think I'm not a loser

>>50816575
Too bad anon, April is black in that one

peepoopeepoo Kenneth Griffin I am coming for you

if we touch 69 today i will suck every dick in this thread

>>50816410

>>50816656
can't happen anon.
>"LOOOOOOOK anon LOOOK WHAT YOUR XXX STACK POST SPLIT DID TO THE ECONOMY YOU DID THIS YOU BIG PEEPEEPOOPOO HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
literally every retard will be screeching about this

>>50816722
checked. I like to believe anyone with half a brain wouldn't buy this shit.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you DTCC Loving Dummkopfs can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50815944
Sleepy baker check

>>50816722
Just lie tell them you made it because of DOGE

>>50816709
Id starts with "smj" for suckmyjohn. Checked.

>>50816755
Breed mode initiated. Also checked

>>50816722
I told my stepmom her pension is fucking gone but she'll be fine since she has 100 shares of GME. I also told her they'll blame the crash on us. She doesn't believe me and she's tired of me talking about it but I hope she'll realize I was right all along. My sisters will just be happy they have money

>>50816696
Myself and Ken G/
shirtless on a Metal Gear/
my life is a joke

https://youtu.be/UeMk8eUY0DI?t=41

>>50816693
I’m aware and she’s awful

>>50816329
You're so kind anon

>>50816781
Sus artstyle. Not sure if I’ll watch this one or not. Gonna wait for the hype to die down to try and get an honest opinion

>>50816410

>>50815944
EXCELLENT taste. Golden Sun LTA is one of the coolest games ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YYpnk14VU

>>50816781
Okay so I made the mistake of accidentally using an image from probably one of the top three animes of all time so I'd prefer if you don't watch it because that was an accident.

But if you do, don't rush to the Wall Street nightmare hell simulation in season 2, remember the third movie comes between S1 and S2 (the first two movies are just recaps) and is crucial.

>>50816790
Author is super slow so most fans are actually manga readers seal-clapping to the anime adaptation finally coming out (which honestly does a pretty good job, imagine a beautiful Studio Ghibli movie where halfway through the adventure they arrive at Unit 731) so it's not a fad.

I'm only telling you this because I want you to suffer.

>>50816250
>he says while watching MIA
Bonedrewed was peak

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50815944
checked

>>50816869
>imagine a beautiful Studio Ghibli movie where halfway through the adventure they arrive at Unit 731
Alright, I’m sold

>>50816883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAYPacrJnyQ
>MIA
She's probably kind of an redeemable bitch IRL but she's damn she's cute in her early videos

>>50816410

>>50816961
How did you misunderstand the most common abbreviation of made in abyss?

Hi fellow skizos. I have a hunch. Can somebody find the IMX GME partnership contract in which they lay out the phases and say how much money they transfer and how IMX will do a marketing announcement prior to launching the thing and all that?
Can't seem to find it. Too retarded

Did Twitter manage to find Ken yet?

wen CPI numbers?

>>50816538
It’s the best sleep aid you can ask for

>>50816410

>>50817051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Nw7HbaeWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjAVZjLQr8

It's hard to believe, isn't it.

>>50816096
Some have, but many of the rest are tied up with the losers on the short side.

>>50817056
There was a bunch of IMXX moved to a CEX, probably as an intermediary to move into the GS wallet, it was about 3m tokens i think? That was the 48 hour countdown to launch from what I remember.

I shall be buying 1 more share today as I have various things to pay for this week and already have 1300 so meh, one more for shits and giggles and a BBBY with the change

When you try and look for this info you get picrel, they are DESPERATE , or were rather to down play and fud the shit out of it.

>This is dangerous to our democracy

>>50817067
Tomorrow

DRSing from DeGiro, is it too late? Need to make IBKR account and stuff as well

>>50817117
Yeah... it's (((really weird))) how results you could easily get a few months ago just disappear from the (((search engines)))
God give me strength and health and after MOASS I will personally create a new way to browse the internet

>>50816096
chobani
he was supposed to run a tight asshole but the moass is soon
antqiues

>>50817153
I have thought about making a phone that i 100% spyware free, android devs would flock to it to build a version without any telemetry logging, I am sure we can pool our resources to form a conglomerate to build an OS that is mainstream away from the Windows ecosystem for home users to not get their data logged as well, built by white people and not pajeets. Along with that we can work on a search engine that really does work how it is supposed to, filtering out any hit pieces or ha a (((youtube))) style fact check on them saying they are hit pieces or paid for content by central banks.

>>50816241
fuck my life they take 56% I live in fucking NYC brooklyn anything over a million
STATE
FEDERAL
LOCAL
FUCK YOU KIKES

>>50816635
I read this post! Bleep boop!

Could this explain why GME has been running up the past few days?

>>50817193
It's a bit more complicated than that anon. If it was a low hanging fruit the (((free market))) would have already solved this inefficiency. Fret not, I got an astral download during a shroom trip. Everything is under control

It's about to go down

>>50817202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK6aZ_NfUrU

>>50817081
kekd and truepilled. I’ve put it on three times and always fall asleep within 10 minutes

I bet if you go deep enough down the rabbit hole of academic papers and citations within citations within citations, after a few thousand papers you could piece together everything that is going on behind the scenes in the markets. I've dipped the very tip of my toe into those waters and there are lots of papers on overnight returns and how the vast majority of large trades and movements are performed during that timeframe. Tempted to start a pepe-silva-style infographic to begin to organize the ideas.

Are we close, brothers? Will this last push be the one to do them in?

>>50817213
The (((free market))) will be exposed soon enough and they will no longer be able to short competition like they have for decades though. The idea of a secure computer and phone post moass is going to be a must. I don't trust anyone now, it's going to be much harder when I have wads of cash as paperweights and wipe my bunghole with 20's

Why did I not sell my GME for BBBY yet? Am I brainwashed?

>50817255

>>50817210
A few wealthy jews are working together to throw a vast number of other wealthy jews under the bus. Predditors, /pol/acks, and /biz/raelies have positioned themselves to benefit from this Intra-tribal Semetic Warfare as best as possible, mainly by going long on GME and DRSing their shares. I pray you have at least one share DRS'd.

>>50817056
Page 28 https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/713417ad-e18f-4f2c-bc1c-312f536d8b36#page27

1. When are RC his BBBY shares and calls profitable? What's his average?

2. Did he predict this run up? Did he orchestrate the social media, WSB sentiment? What's going on?

>>50816869
>Made in Abyss
>Unit 731
Isn't that the one with the pedo undertones? I've only heard about how the artstyle and story are good, but also mention some aspects of the manga are "unsavory."

>>50817361
chobani isn't even real
he is a rouge AI that took over every computer system in the world and is now hell bent on restoring balance in the world
Business
Finance
Economical
Federal Reserve will be abolished

Kek baggies, dumping in the premarket, hope you enjoyed your green day

>50817409
good morning sirs

ITS RAINING AGAIN BROS MOASS IS TODAY BUCKLE UP NIGGERS

sneed hedgies

>>50816837
kek

Golden Sun The Lost Age was a Gameboy Advance game. Not a DS game.

>>50817656
very nice

>>50817382
You aren't serious and your criticism is such a softball that I'm insulted that you would waste my time. All of human civilisation is centered around the vaginas of twelve-year-old girls.

Even if you pretend that you're only joking about it, we're all here to discuss and profit from the genuine reality of the underlying fundamental of our economy.

read my lips
moass is today

>>50817683
i just hope they don't rug

>>50817656
pls no.

come and get em kenny

>>50817197
>tfw you have an ISK account and pay no taxes at all on gains
Of course, I will inevitably be rugged instead, so you're probably better off.

Before I start, I will disclose my position: 2000 BBBY shares and 90 GME shares. Yes this is my entire life savings. I'm not a rich man or a whale. I have no retirement account. No 401k account. No IRA. No emergency fund. No money in my checking account. My credit cards are maxed out. I expect generational wealth.

so if stocks could be bought and sold using something that is NOT cash, I imagine the tax relief would only last so long before the feds stepped in.

I wonder what the meltdownie cringe is going to be today?

>>50817774
Good. Me too. I hold >1

>>50817382
>pedo undertones
>undertones
lol
lmao even

>>50817226
Please do.

Is it today, have they done any voodoo magic in the last 12 hours?

>>50817894
There's a death warrant out for trump
Idk what what means
Is moass today ? Prolly

benchobani bros....another green day??

>>50817894
>red PM

I'm thinking dump guts anon was right

>>50817298
I believe that RC would rather rule the world with autistic, schizo good hearted goyim than with his psychopathic kin. He doesn't want to live in the world envisioned by the maniacs in charge, he wants fellow OCD autists at the helm with him, regardless of ancestry and he's our fren.

>>50817210
How?

>>50817774
All in GME or you’re a faggot. I took out a $4500 loan to DRS GME. You’re a huge pussy

when I wagmi, I'm going to have the most comfortable furniture on the planet and I'm going to pump my seed into my 5'0 buff thicc fit blonde 19 year old sugar baby on every piece of furniture in my house.

>>50817954
I don't know man. GameStop dumped massively when Netflix announced they hired one person to get into the game dev business

>>50817971
incredibly based. cannot be contained

>>50817968
>I took out a $4500 loan to DRS GME.
Pussy. I took out a $50K loan because DRSing GME is like buying bitcoin in 2009

>>50817971
>not making aryan women into furniture that can be impregnated
You need to think outside the bun anon

is it too late to make it if you’re not already in?

>>50818079
We’re just getting started fren, climb aboard

>>50818079
It's the perfect time anon, but you could actualy wait a tip if your a madman.

>>50818104
I hope you are right brother cause my rug sense is going into overdrive atm. Check premarket

Yesterdays BBBY volume skewed the average so much that what was showing as 12xx% the average yesterday is now "only" 1078%.

>>50816410

>>50818104
>>50818110
How much would you suggest ?

Nothing ever happens. I'm doomed to hold this shitcoin forever. I hate you all and I hate fucking Ryan Cohen. I hate the financial system, I hate the SEC, I hate the rotten institutions which will ultimately cause the decline of the Western World. I hate waging. I hate you and myself and everyone.
I'll use my millions to retire to the woods and live a blissful life among the trees, only returning to spite /smg/ trannies. Fuck, I hate this wait. Why shouldn't things just happen? Why do gradual processes exist? Why can't I just teleport into richdom? Reeee, etc.

>>50817498
I wish it was raining
I wish I was dead

>>50818121
As much as you are comfortable with. Personally, I’m literally all in and all of my disposable income goes to GME. Idk what kind of funds you have but I think 400 would be a good goal to start with. If you FOMO now, you accept the risks so maybe DCAing would be more prudent, but many of us believe that we are perched on the precipice of MOASS. There’s a lot of shit going down as of late and GameStop has more catalysts in the pipeline. The company is all but guaranteed to become profitable in the near future, and at that point shorts really have no choice but to close. The price hardly matters considering the implications of MOASS and the ability to theoretically name your own price

>>50816289
Reminder that natsocs on pol use the exact same nigger tier logic

Nothing I say is or ever was financial advice. Ken Griffin deepthroats my ballsack

>>50818008
>8008
>boob
and she's gonna have the best boobs on earth too. Also I like your ID. Based and DOINK pilled!
>>50818026
Sugar dating is a means to find a wife. Rich men have no smarter option than to become sugar daddy's because a normal relationship requires trusting a woman off the bat to not be dishonest and a gold digger, and being rich makes you a target. I won't take the chance of that happening, and I'll instead utilize NDA's, contracts and possibly black mail if worse comes to worst. Hopefully it doesn't ever get to that and I'll be able to just show a good girl a good time and treat her correctly so that she gets all doe eyed and falls in love with me.

>>50816410

DAX bros? wtfwtfwtf?
>>50817213
>Everything is under control
same is getting transmitted to me. We basically can't lose.

>>50818205
400$ is certainly doable. I was originally planning on $300 but I have extra to burn so it won’t matter too much of I end up losing it. I’m guessing that’ll be around 9 or so shares. I was just curious because I’ve seen in multiple places that going in just for 1 is roof jumping tier and I can’t really see why that would be the case

>>50817226
based

>>50818231
just keep your wealth in a trust that way you keep it even if she divorces you

>>50818124
If youre gonna an hero at least make sure your brokerage account and/or CSGO account(s) have beneficiaries so they can get cocaine and hookers

>>50818231
>Rich men have no smarter option than to become sugar daddy's
>not owning slave women like swatches
You are unequivocally gay and morally niggular

>>50818264
>400$ is certainly doable
I meant 400 shares, but you do you. Any fellow baggie is a bro. Some people think you only need one share. Whether that’s the case or not, I see buying as much as you can as a way to hedge your bets since no one knows how this shit is actually going to go down. After seeing what they pulled last January, it’s hard to believe they won’t do everything in their power to put some kind of cap on the price. I mean, they literally robbed 30 million Americans in broad dayligt. That’s how much this hurts them

>>50818324
I've fucked some bitches with sugar daddies. Unless you keep her in the basement she will do what a woman with access to anything she wants will.

>>50818231
just don't be a nigger and flaunt your wealth. Its so funny when guys like Notch complain how their crazy lifestyle alienated people from them.
>have normal house to fool people
>have rich bachelor place when you want a harem once in a while
simple as

>>50817213
> astral download
Is that when you just receive a bunch of information all at once out of nowhere and make a quick chain of realizations/understandings?

>>50818278
That, a prenup and I plan on burying commodities in land that I'll own through an LLC and I'll be moving a lot of my assets to the middle east after Israel is destroyed. I'll just fake having a gambling addiction and use that as an excuse to funnel my money elsewhere. If she does end up becoming the mother of my children and we still get divorced, I'll make sure my kids don't suffer or hate me for putting their mother into poverty though, so I'll make sure she's still somewhat well off.

>>50818338
>400 shares
well don’t think I want to potentially burn that much but thanks fren I’ll probably up it more

>>50818312
Maybe I'll just drs the rest and throw away the key.
>good luck closing kenny

>>50818360
Depends. Sometimes the information just comes bit by bit so that you get to internalize it. I'm mostly joking regarding the astral downloads. I tend to be quite agnostic in this respect in the sense that it might be something intrinsic to our biological wiring (smth akin to Jung's collective unconscious) or extrinsic (THE GODS OF THE 10TH DIMENSION) and I really don't care which is which. All I know is that I've had some incredible bursts of intuition sometimes and they got me quite far.

>>50818360
nice, there are others like me

STOP SAYING IT'S TODAY YOU ASSHOLES THE EXCITEMENT PREVENTS ME FROM BEING PRODUCTIVE

>>50818405
>

>>50818405
It’s always today, and if not, tommorow

>>50818358
They will be in permanent physical bondage until thier muscles atrophy
Fed and shit like a human centipede
Fucked like the furniture they are
Simple as
Wagmi

>>50816410

>>50818405
But it is, brother. Digits confirm it.

>>50818397
Based and The Ride Never Ends Pilled

So, how do we guys all feel about just being diluted x4 through fraud ?

>>50818402
nice agnostic take, anon

>>50818403
took me a while to understand what the hell happened to me, after researching, the likeliest conclusion I came to was a kundalini awakening (I'm not a hindu so this was new to me)
did you ever feel like you were occupying different timelines?

>>50818415
and if it is today it is because it was from 2 weeks ago someone posted it was today but meant to say it starts today

>>50818430
it's easier to drs the float now, so bittersweet

>>50818405
sorry anon but you should already know that it's today, tomorrow, new week, two weeks time, next month, next year, yesterday, already happened, is happening currently and will be happening soon all at the same time

time is not a straight line

>>50818430
It’s great. DRS your fake shares and it fucks them

>>50818338
going all in is retarded. Why do some people even need 5 000 shares or some shit if they plan on the price exploding to the millions ? This is a hero or zero play, people selling their houses to throw 500k when their is a high chance of getting kike rugged isn't smart.

At some point theres just no additional reward, I'd say 400 shares is where you could end up comfy. Start with 10 shares and build your way up.

>>50817722
chekt

lol

>>50818477
making it with 48 shares
Your towers fell because of airplanes?
fuck you pay me
You started a 3rd world war?
Fuck you pay me
This years crop failed?
Fuck you pay me
You shorted a dying brick and mortar video game store?
FUCK YOU PAY ME

why are they able to crime the prices down so much in premarket i hate criminal capitalism

>>50818121
Im all in but in theory 5 shares is the make it stack

>>50818537
Because it's one big algo

>4 u

>>50818555
Checked and 5 pilled

Funny how they can only dump during pre-market, the most bullshit market. Well, more cheapies as the BBBY folk roll over their profits into GME.
AMC not welcome. Imagine investing into a 4 billion dilution dividend that is a workaround to their vote for no more dilution. Yeah, AA played you, and he sucked Cramer's dick.

>>50818324
I still have morals and I'm not ashamed of that. I'm just a realist in some respects.
>>50818358
This is true. Which is why I plan on keeping her by my side at all times doing fun adventurous shit all over the world or in my penthouse making love and railing her while she's pressed against the glass windows overlooking the city. Also plan on making her my workout buddy and playing coop games with her. I'm gonna turn whoever this bitch is into my best friend.
>>50818359
I don't want to lie about having wealth, just about how I got it and how much I got. I won't be around people to fool into thinking I'm poor. We're going to get rich while the whole world gets significantly more poor. Even Onlyfans sluts won't have their simps to pay for their videos for a long period of time and we'll see SWATHS of women turning to sugar dating and we'll all have the most prime selection of women in human history. If I'm rich enough to sugar daddy as a 30ish year old male during the economic crisis of all economic crises, there is no hiding the fact that I have wealth. I'm not going to flaunt my shit in peoples faces or laugh at poors, I'll be philanthropic while privately still having the time of my life with a jet, a yacht, motorized toys, classic cars and all that other stuff. I don't want to impress anyone with anything other than a good time. If I'm not with my significant other, I'll probably be alone worrying about my inner peace.

Today we rip even more than yesterday. The algo is so scared it’s wash selling in premarket just to avoid fomo.

they’re tanking our stock in PM boys wtf
>>50818482
thanks fren love to see my nature photo get some love on the edits

>>50818487
>>50818557

>>50818575
>This is true. Which is why I plan on keeping her by my side at all times doing fun adventurous shit all over the world or in my penthouse making love and railing her while she's pressed against the glass windows overlooking the city. Also plan on making her my workout buddy and playing coop games with her. I'm gonna turn whoever this bitch is into my best friend.

You don't really understand women do you?

>>50818431
>kundalini
thanks annon, checking this out.
Have this: Kurukulla
>timelineshift
well, sometimes something switching, cant explain

>>50818573
We open at 47.23 today.
Source: It is known.

>>50818575
Sneed and seethe
You will always be the mental slave of hook nosed faggots

>>50818477
I answered your question before you asked it in the very same post you replied to and then you suggested buying the exact same amount of shares that I did. Who’s the real retard here?

LOL LOOK AT THEM SHIT DOWN THE PRICE TO UNDER $42 BECAUSE THEY FEAR WHAT'S BEHIND $45! We were at $44.30 last night after hours, but I guess all the Germans wanted to sell! Well, it's either that or Jewish trickery. I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE!

>>50818615
You, obviously.

guys something is happening with BBBY it's not just a pump and dump
if you want to be comfy holding only GME that's fine, that's your choice, but don't you want to be aware of it
RC bought BBBY at $15 and has calls up to $80
zoom out on the chart, it has been at $80 before and got shorted
there's a huge amount of FOMO adding fuel to the fire not unlike what happened with GME in january 2021

How integral are the retail stores for GameStop? I get they're more focused on their online/blockchain markets now, but their wagies are quitting in droves and still paying less than $15 starting out. Will we be seeing closures if the new game releases and holiday sales not meet expectations or does none of that matter?

>go up 3.43 dollars on 18 million volume
>jews drop it 1.94 dollars on 100k in premarket
thanks for playing, goys :^)

>>50818633
Kys

>>50818636
>How integral are the retail stores for GameStop?
They become hubs for adults wanting to play poogeyman and MGT
>imagine the smell

reeeee we're getting pwned PM
it's not going off this week

>>50818633
I’m sitting on 8 LEAPS on GME and 500 shares all in CS. Holding 100 shares of BBBY and might trade some options on it as well depending how the day starts. My current thought is BBBY has a higher chance of running before GME, and every fucking penny is going into DRS GME shares. Already up 130% on my BBBY position, I think buying shares of it might be kinda dumb because there’s no way to predict this shit. Yesterday everything pumped for seemingly no reason, even some of my energy stocks pumped like crazy. Shits going down, this market is completely irrational.

>>50818601
No. But I plan to trial and error this shit and use NDA's and contracts to cover my ass. If I have to change my perspective, then that's what I'll do.
>>50818614
>"Oh no! the BILLIONAIRE bought $40,000 dollar 1990 ZR1 Corvette, a 2 million dollar sky castle and he rents a jet to learn how to become a pilot, he must be a JEW LOVING NIGGER!"

uh huh.

>>50818645
i'm normally a GME maximalist but i have just a sprinkle of BBBY in my portfolio to raise more money to buy GME with
this is such a rare opportunity where the risk/reward is stacked in your favor if you have diamond balls not unlike buying GME early in january or in the february dip in 2021
trust RC

>>50818636
Gaming is recession proof. Games are designed to be a Skinner box that fuck with your dopamine receptors so you keep pulling the lever. People don’t stop drinking in a recession. They won’t stop gaming either. As for the brick and mortar employees, fuck em, who cares? They should be buying GME

Kek red premarket baggies

>>50818692
Reddit sold man. Everybody just sold. It's ogre

Why is this not in the OP?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wjjpwb/broker_master_list_of_splividend_confirmations/
Reminder

>>50818676
Have you made any money yet? People said the same about AMC and loopring and they got rugged. It’s money that would’ve been better spent on GME. If you don’t get over your knee jerk reaction to FOMO into shit then you’re NGMI. I guarantee you will lose everything after MOASS and be back to waging in no time

>>50818692
My money comes in friday, so please crash the price. I want to drs more shares.

hahahah KEK BAGGOTS!!!!!

QUIT SHORTING THE STOCK GIVE UP ALREADY YOU GODDAMN HEDGE FUND CUNTS

>>50818713
The OP barely fits the character limit. You’d have to remove something

**ALERT**
A few minutes ago, I released a NASTY wet fart while examining the GME chart. I mean just braptastically disgusting. I examined the stain it left in my underpants (I'm a registered poomancer, I am qualified to interpret the shartchach patterns) and I can confirm that today GME ends green. The reason is that the stains were green with only a tiny bit of red.

>>50818674
>No. But I plan to trial and error
You will be played like the fool you are anon. You try to outsmart millions of years of evolution. You will not win. Data acquisition should be done in conjunction with nature's glory.

damn funny how all retailers held for 2 years and decided to sell today in premarket

>>50818537
kek, just adjusted my buyorder to 40 and they fired, finall a round number. next buy will be a "giveashare"-jimmy to have a legg in CS 1.4

>>50818715
The only way you got rugged is if you were bitching about something being a distraction (LRC) and buying in after it’s already shot up 600%. It’s the same shit with BBBY where you had an opportunity to buy at $4 on the news that Cohen is involved and now only that it’s ripped are people considering it. Buy the rumor sell the news, don’t FOMO in like a retard after somethings already gone parabolic and then complain about how you got fucked.

>>50818739
>You’d have to remove something
Like the following?

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>50818765
So what's your exit strategy for bbby?

>>50818785
I wouldn't remove that part

>>50818787
RC has calls for 80, so I'm waiting for at least 80.

TOO SOON JUNIOR

>>50818765
Cohen got involved before it crashed 90%. If you’d bought back then you would’ve been completely assblasted. People should think for themselves instead of just doing whatever RC does. But yeah, I mostly agree with what you’re saying

Kek baggies

>>50818744
This money I make will be used to afford me the ability to experience and learn from mistakes I haven't been given the opportunity to learn from. I'll so much money that I can afford colossal fuckups many times without it putting a dent in my lifestyle. I don't think I'll fuckup near as bad as you would expect the average loser on 4chan suffer, but if I get played, I learn, adapt and find a new sugar baby. simple as.

>>50818817
Fuck off Johnny Tran.

>>50816410

>>50818785
That’s the pasta, not the OP. Anyway, the thing you suggested adding is probably only going to be relevant in the short term since it’s only a matter of time before they get this split vs divvy thing figured out. I don’t see a point in adding it. Plebbit does a decent job of keeping that kind of stuff visible

>>50818825
Sometimes I thank God I discovered drugs and alcohol at an early and impressionable age for I see what would have had happened otherwise

>>50818678
1 GME is almost 4 hours of their hourly wage and rising like the cost of everything else. While I'm not sure of their importance, I'm sad they've pretty much received no benefit other than GS not declaring bankruptcy.

>>50818850
>I don’t see a point in adding it.
So you would know if you have to worry about your shares being in the wrong broker? Either way, not my problem. We can't be all gorillionaires.

>>50818787
I’m probably just going to flip options on it, sell covered calls during the volatility and buy the same strike. If it gets exercised then whatever, but I’m probably not going to sell the shares ever unless I start to see 10k% gains and GME hasn’t moved yet.

>>50818890
If your shares are in the wrong broker, then you DRS them. If you DRS, it doesn’t matter who your broker is. Problem solved

What does it mean that BBBY had 125 M volume yesterday with only 80 M shares outstanding? My noggin be joggin

>>50818861
I'm the opposite because I've seen what addiction does to people desu. But I understand what you mean.

>>50818930
wish there was a list that would show which are wrong brokers

HOW ARE WE DOWN
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS

>>50818878
If they don’t like it they can get a different job. I deliver pizza and make way more money than GameStop employees and it requires zero experience and is 10 times easier

>>50818990
Do pizza places pay for gas and depreciation?

>>50818960
you linked it, i'm sure you can click that link yourself

>>50818953
Addiction is a motherfucker. Never take drugs or alcohol alone. That's how you get addicted. I thankfully stopped drinking on a daily basis, but still smoke so much weed man... so much weed. I'll win this battle too. We all will. WAGMI friends

>>50818990
Based pizza delivery brother
>Get side job as pizza delivery wagie
>It ends up paying just as much as my "real" job

>>50818978
Call the fuck down you pussy. This is just the algo trying to scare people with limited liquidity in pm. We’re probably going to pump like crazy today because of t+2 from Friday and they want to try and discourage fomo.

looks like we're moving with spy in the pm

I think I'm unironically schizophrenic

>>50818671
>My current thought is BBBY has a higher chance of running before GME, and every fucking penny is going into DRS GME shares
>>50818916
>I’m probably not going to sell the shares ever unless I start to see 10k% gains and GME hasn’t moved yet.
What?

>>50818978
>>50819021
yea you need to be a little bit more patient. what are you going to do when the real moass starts and the price goes from 20k to 200k then 75? this shit is gonna be wild.

Good morning frens, what's for breakfast?

>>50819030
>unironically schizophrenic
Congrats, that is the best kind of schizophrenic, anon

>>50818949
Theoretically the entire company changed hands. But more likely it is confirmation that there are a LOT of synthetics floating around.

>>50819047
scrambled eggs and sit ups

>>50818949
That hedge funds are exploiting and unreporting their shorts.

>>50819005
It's just for me then. Like I said, you didn't see the info? Not my problem. The majority of the two first posts can be summarized with these links btw:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/njwv6n/the_gme_masters_guide_a_dd_campaign_for_apes/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
https://fliphtml5.com/bookcase/kosyg
>superfluous links instead of the above links
>broker master list that will be relevant in the next two (2) weeks
OP didn't tell you which brokers to stay away from? New to GME and don't know which brokers are to be avoided? Not in the OP? Not my problem.

>>50819003
Technically you only get paid for gas, but I only actually spend about 40% of that money on gas, so the rest can be thought of as going towards repairs
>>50818949
It means shares were traded multiple times. It’s not that weird

>>50819083
exactly. the baker isn't your babysitter

>>50819092
So what was the point of the OP then?

Kek opportunity cost baggies

>>50819108
you talking about spyggots?

>>50819108
The grass is always greener. Amazing how so many stupid little phrases you learned as a child ring so true

>>50819085
>It means shares were traded multiple times. It’s not that weird
Sorry, pizza boy, but I doubt your qualifications in classifying it as weird. Nothing personal, it’s just, you deliver pizza for a living.

>>50818878
>and rising like the cost of everything else

Not really. Games are cheaper than ever, cause of inflation.

NES games cost 30-50 bucks, 81-135 bucks today
SNES games cost 50-60 bucks, 108-130 bucks today
N64 games cost 50 bucks, 94 bucks today
PS2 games cost 50 as well, 86 bucks today
And games starting from the 360 onwards cost 60 bucks, 91 today
At about 2018 is where that 60 bucks is worth 70 today, which is what new console games cost nowadays.

>>50819104
There isn't, retard. Nobody reads that shit. At this point Gamestop is one of those if you know you know deals. Anyone not invested at this point never will and is ngmi. We could just not have an OP at all.

Unbothered
Moisturized
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as
>>50815944
Chequed

>>50819011
yeah. as much trouble as I may get into with sugar dating, it's really the only vice I worry about. I don't smoke, drink much or do drugs and I don't plan on doing so post MOASS. In fact due to troubles in my family with heroin, benzos and methadone, I plan to lobby and push hard for treating mental illness alongside drug addiction instead of separate issues and to push for addicts of multiple medications to go through rehab for individual addictions at a time. I have a relative who's on methadone and addicted to benzo's and he was deathly allergic to suboxone and any other alternative other than methadone and every single treatment facility in the world from Costa Rica to Portugal to Mexico to the USA to Thailand to etc... wouldn't use anything other than suboxone while getting my relative off of benzo's. The whole rehab situation world wide is a shit show.

My BBBY coin doin sumthin sumthin

>>50818850
Interesting resistance against letting people know which brokers are sus. Are you setting up people to get rugged? If so, based

>>50819133
Ad hominem. You obviously haven’t been trading stocks for long if you think that shit doesn’t happen all the time. Go check the volume on some random tickers, I’m sure they’re all being naked shorted a billion percent

>>50819158
>sugar dating
consider milfs that have their tubes tied. theyre usually laid back, wont try to trap you and know they have no chance of being with you. much less dangerous than a sugar baby imo. there's a cougar whos divorced and kids moved out in my neighborhood. definitely approaching her once this pops.

>>50819044
So you're saying it's not beyond the realm of possibility to keep 75 limit orders to accumulate more shares?

>>50819198
How about you give me one example where the daily volume exceede total shares outstanding (non meme stock related) instead of me clicking on random tickers and finding nothin?

Baggie bros, why are we dumping again?

>>50819137
I think all media has streamlined to have less excess manufacturing costs (materials), cheaper hardware (china production) and more global accessability (internet), which is why many of it is cheaper.

>>50819137
Yeah, but how much game do you get for that money and how much "fug wipypo" do you finance with that money?

>>50819158
Women don't like you not because you're poor but because you lack potential. Improve yourself and women will come. Learn to talk like a human rather than a troglodyte while in public spaces. Don't ever show your powerlevel and if you're a fat fuck lose weight. The simple fact that you will have lost weight will give you great confidence boost.
Tell your relatives to stop fucking with chemicals and try to address the underlying issue. My source of compulsive weed smoking is the high amounts of stress I have accumulated in life, especially now, for example. Every time I'm less stressed I smoke a lot less. Substance abuse is escapism. Find the thing you're running from and kill it with holy fire

>>50819222

>>50819222
observed

>>50819239
>Yeah, but how much game do you get for that money
On average more. Most RPGs topped at 20 hours. Some FPS campaigns last longer than that on a first playthrough now. Even some of the best games of the time were only about 8 hours long on a first playthrough (for example: Silent Hill 2)

>how much "fug wipypo" do you finance with that money?
I agree with the point, but that's not really what we're talkin bout. Personally I only play indie or retro games nowadays to avoid that shit.

Threaded
>>50819282
>>50819282
>>50819282

>>50818614
is picrel the twitter dude from gamestop?

>>50819312
fake and gay

>>50819312
fake and cringe

>>50819292
>>50819292
>>50819292
Threaded, frens!

>>50816128
>>50816196
>>50816205
>>50816422 Checked
>>50816755 Checked
>>50816893
>>50819156
WAGMI, frens.

>>50819305
>On average more
Game not gametime. You can have some shit like Vallhalla with 60+h gametime and almost no game to go with that.

>Personally I only play indie or retro games nowadays to avoid that shit.

Or just stop playing. I play about 4h every 2 weeks or so when I wanna sit and do nothing. There are nicer things in life and more fullfiling problems to be solved

>>50817656
Spot on.

Kek missed the bullrun holding worthless GME baggies

>>50818121
1.

>>50818223
Sounds uncomfortable desu