/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50818353
N

>>50818362
O

First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*farts*

Can you tell I'm on shrooms? My pupils look different today...

we better not be fucking dumping

This is a shake out before the move to aths. AMC will be $100 eow, screenshot this

>>50818404
It will end with crabbing. The real shit is tomorrow.

good morning. tuesday morning

good time for me to get in before the big pump tomorrow

>>50818422

> The real shit is tomorrow.

…you don’t think everybody is already thinking that? Any green on the VIX today constitutes a breakout. Expecting a -2.5% day today and -3.5% tomorrow

Any reason to expect lower inflation tomorrow?

>>50818353
The only reason markets are not efficient is, because I am allowed to trade.

Did the cplie leaked? Or why are we dumping hard on the futures?

>>50818488

Energy prices went down
Folks aren't paying their fair share for energy and victimizing poor oil&gas companies

>>50818484
I fucking wish. It's going to end the day neutral, tomorrow it will dump and pump, and Thursday it will decide the true direction.

I'm starting to think you guys may not know what you're talking about.

>>50818366
F

bros... why didnt any of you tell me yesterday was the exit pump...

Now that SIGA is dead what’s the next moonshot?

>>50818528
BBBY

>>50818489
But if you weren't allowed to trade it would just be s dark pool

red futures = bullish

>>50818499
>Did the cplie leaked?
probably something like this, (they) already know

>>50818504

Last time we saw this price action was at this level. It goes down today bulls think CPI will bail them out, CPI comes in hot (labor market shows zero signs of cooling and core PCE came in hot 2 weeks ago) energy is only 15% of CPI and normies massively overrate it compared to lagging shelter which is 32% and still rising) and now they’re trapped on longs down 6%. Fed will use tomorrow to create their own”whatever it takes” speech regarding inflation, and some fed clown will say “100 bps on the table for September” and we see new lows next week

>$125 dividend from JEPI just got deposited
It's the small things in life

>>50818595

Last breakdown was also triggered by CPI. I think the last 3/4 CPI days were blood red

What the fuck is the reason for the overnight dump this time? How fucking retarded are people man, everyone freaks out like goldfish over spooky headlines. Sometimes it's not even headlines, things just shit the bed for no discernible reason. Fuck humans

>>50818523
Well, most were busy calling any "bears" retarded and that everything is priced in. So you probably overlooked it.

>>50818488
Oil down
Democrats bragging that they're bringing inflation down before midterms

KRTX pumped 70% yesterday. XENE up 25% over the past 5 days. SWAV up 9% premarket. I'm on fucking fire.

>>50818618

Did you see Europe, retard? I seriously don’t know if these posts are ironic or not. All the global stock markets are building topping patterns while the VIX is going to have its first green week in 8 weeks. Wake up perma bull retard, have a higher IQ than a goldfish and maybe your investment thesis won’t be “line go up for ever yay ! ! !

>>50818620
They are all retarded and everything (bearish) is priced in, nothing has changed.

>>50818631
Yeah Europe was so bad it didn't even make headlines. What the fuck does Europe's gay ass economy have to do with the biggest companies in the US? [nothing] The line unironically will go up forever, in the long term

>>50818642
It's not and you are a retard

>>50818618
Literally just manipulation, there are no bearish catalysts left and the Fed pivoted during the last FOMC. Anyone STILL bearish at this point is just incredibly greedy.

What the fuck is up with so many companies, specifically big tech, coming out before earnings even release and saying "ohh it looks like we might guide down a bit in our _____ sector oopsie poopsie!" and then they tank for a couple days before it turns out that earnings are fine and they're making boatloads of money?? This has happened like ten times now

>>50818648

> What the fuck does Europe's gay ass economy have to do with the biggest companies in the US?

If you’re not trolling you have to be literally retarded. These are the “bulls” in todays market. Feast your eyes and god help you

>>50818648
based retard

>>50818654
How greedy are you bobos that a 20% dump on the S&P wasn't enough for you? Disgusting greedy faggots.

>>50818669
>>50818670
>Europe matters at all
HAHAHAHA okay I'll admit, seeing bears say retarded shit like this unironically restores some of my faith lol

>>50818631
>ranting about europe drowning in shit
yup, green day today confirmed, I'm buying the dip

>>50818673
I'd agree if we were still in QE, but we're not. The FED will not pivot on it and rate hikes will continue. It has nothing to do with greed and I'm not even shorting.

>>50818681
Based bullchad, this is why the bottom is already behind us. No matter how bad the news gets, and how hard the media tries to FUD, bullchads will ALWAYS buy the dip.

>>50818681

May I recommend using your $6,300 portfolio to all in SOXL? I mean this is an amazing dip before we go to all time highs. Imagine if we went to all time highs from here, your portfolio might reach 5 digits!

i just started working as a pharmacist (not in shitty soulsucking retail tho) about to ger paid big bucks so i can buy amd/tsm

why the fk is amd back to 100 already wtf man

>>50818687
>he thinks they are doing QT
>he believes the Feds words rather than observing actions
This is why every bobo has an IQ between 100-110 and bulls with IQs from 70-80 or 130+ consistently out perform you midwits.

>>50818631
i'm not even bearish but this place is fucking retarded anon, most people here trade from their smartphones; /smg/ proves daily that they don't understand global economics or even basic economics for that matter

>>50818629
madre de dios...

For me it’s HUT 8 mining

>>50818707
Look at the chart. They are already on it, just not as rapidly. It will pick up and then you'll have your next leg down. Enjoy.

happy pooping everyone

>>50818720
touching pajeet cryptoshit should warrant in your removal from existence

>>50818706
So you work for the cartels, huh?

>>50818707

? Bulls are down this year. The resurgence in bullish posts is the equivalent of bagholder celebration. The trend is objectively down. I know your portfolio went from -45% to -24%, but the correct trade thus far has been shorting.

fellow bobros, I woke up this morning with a strong compulsion to short coffee futures. What’s the best way to do this as an ordinary retail trader like myself?

>>50818723
>it will pick up in 2 more weeks
Nah it's never going to pick up and the rate cuts start in early 2023 as the markets have priced in.

>>50818729
It’s Canadian

>>50818737
short JO

>>50818707
>Click buy every time
>130+ IQ
How is that YTD% looking?

>>50818749
cryptoshit is for pajeets

yes i WILL take delivery of my horse poop future contracts

>>50818732
Till recently you we're correct, the bottom happened in June and SPY will never be below 400 ever again. Now the bobos are the greedy ones, but /biz/ is full of permabear reddit tourists so you'll remain bearish till SPY hits 500 or maybe even 600.

>>50818726
Hey thanks I'm having a good one at the moment.

>wake up
>SOXL down 5%

>>50818755
The low IQ bulls click buy every time for no reason, the high IQ bulls realize the Fed is lying and have priced in rate hikes for early 2023. The midwits (bobos) always lose, they were losers in highschool getting pushed into lockers and they are losing money to the bullchads now.

>>50818731
ngl it is indeed pretty gray here lmao but i wont survive working in a typical pharmacy with all the bushit when im introverted
why i even went into pharmacy as a hedge when im an introvert i dunno but it worked

>>50818681
CPI will show a drop and markets will soar for August. Biden and Powell will claim victory. The real test will be when Russian oil is officially off by December and Iranian oil isnt replacing it. But in the meantime it will pump for Q3.

So glad I shorted SIGA at 23. See you at 15.

>>50818669
how many walmarts do you estimate Europe is worth?

buddy look at 2 yr computer

>>50818773

>high IQ bulls realize the Fed is lying

“Don’t fight the fed, unless the fed is hawkish”. Just lmao. This is going to end for you just like the people who kept shorting when the fed announced QE in 18’

>and have priced in rate hikes for early 2023.

Hike expectations continue to rise. 71% chance of 75 bps next meeting and has been steadily rising all month. See a hot CPI tomorrow and 100 will start getting priced in. How does that jive with the “pivot” thesis?

>>50818811
walmart owns some european supermarkets

goodnight /smg/

>>50818773
implying most of the bobos here aren’t net long with leveraged shorts and actually way richer than the “stocks only go up” mumutards

>>50818839
it's jibe, not jive

>monkypox is….LE NEXT PANDEMIC

meds

>>50818773
Cool highschool trauma story mumu
That still doesn't changes the fact that you are down YTD
Seethe and cope

uh-oh, terrible productivity and SOARING labor costs (previous month revised higher also)

>>50818839
Pivot is coming in 2023, the next meeting could be a .75% hike. Bobos are the ones fighting the Fed and projecting as usual.

>>50818870
Zoom out, stocks unironically only go up over time.

Oh look at that, more hot inflation data. The assumption that tomorrows number is going to be tame absolutely has to be the bull trap of the year. Other than oil/ag we are seeing ZERO signs inflation has peaked. Sticky wage and shelter inflation will push it higher

A THREE LETTER REPORT JUST PIVOTED OVER MY HOUSE!

>>50818892
Zoom out (with inflation adjustment) (charts of collapsed economies, which the first world will turn into if central banks don't start taking inflation seriously)

>>50818353
What's the /smg/ verdict. Is he gonna deliver today?

>>50818778
Teach me bro, what kind of work is this?
Im a chemist

Did you guys see what they did last night? They just fucked up everything. Everything is fucked up now and there's no more hope, no more opportunity, no more anything. Kiss the Mumu goodbye. It's over.

>>50818877
That previous q/q revision was from 11.6% to 12.6%, not a small revision.

>>50818892
>le stonks only go up
>low iq mumu confirmed
Have fun holding that bag until the 2030s

>>50818936
Fuck off baggie nobody gives a shit what you think

>>50818877
that's boolish >:3

>>50818936
Welcome to the banana republic of America

>>50818952
You could have listened, and you could have saved yourself. Now you're going to get fucked like everybody else. Don't say that I didn't try to warn you; it's your own fault now.

>>50818605
very based, i just bought some shares yesterday

>>50818957
Bullish for basis point expectations.

>>50818993
looks bullish for the stock market bro look at how premarket is pumping >:3c

>>50818789
lol, we just announced a 24 million dollar procurement order.

>>50818936
brandon just secured a 2nd term. this is extremely bullish. the next 6 years will be the golden bullrun of the magnificent jim bandon economy. we will look back and miss the "JB bullrun" years.

>>50819000
26 million, excuse me.

>>50818979
I listened. My only regret is that I didn’t use more leverage

buying SIGA puts on open, this will be the easiest trade of my life

>>50819014
Normies are also starting to get informed through their bubble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQcFCFZIuZI

>>50818950
>>50818921
Bobo cope, the new normal inflation will be 6-8% and they will restart QE in 2023. Anyone not holding stocks by 2023 is going to be priced out.

soxl is getting heemed AGAIN. guess im buying vix calls today

>>50819046
>normies get involved
>not thinking this is the literal top

>>50819014
It wasn't 24 or 26 million, it was 109 million Jews killed in the Holocaust, I mean $120 million, goy. Get your numbers straight

>>50819002
That's not what happened. While you faggots were all looking at the FBI's completely justified and constitutional raid on Trump's stolen documents. The Chinese have begun the Chink-Twink reunification. The blockade will remain indefinitely until the Twinks bow to Xi and the CCP's will.

What the fuck is wrong with the NASDAQ?

>>50819071
It's only the beginning. Once that absolute FAGGOT at the FDA stops fucking around, this shit is going to the moon. If you're a bear shorting this, you're a complete moron.

>>50819051
This.
Printers gonna print because with out it the modern debt based economic system implodes.

>>50819079
how is the golden age of the new chinese empire bearish? as our appointed chairman brandon has secured us a seat at the table.

I was hoping you guys could help me understand something here.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/piotroski-score.asp
In this scoring system the first two points are the following:
>Positive net income (1 point)
>Positive return on assets (ROA) in the current year (1 point)
But return on assets is calculated as net income / total assets. Since an asset cannot have a negative value, isn't the same thing basically measured? That being net income.

>>50819117
>how is the golden age of the new chinese empire bearish? as our appointed chairman brandon has secured us a seat at the table.
Joe Byron is like 80 years old, how long do you think we're going to hold the seat? 1 maybe 2 weeks?

>>50818528
>Now that SIGA is dead
Every week is the same

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50819151
ya, what shit

>>50819138
You will always have your frens on /smg/ anon.

>>50818353
I haven't capitulated in the worse year of the stock market. Come and get me you jew bastards, this goy will never sell!

>>50819132
>feinstein
>grassley
jimmy can do another 6 before retiring easy.

>all these doomer posters
>dow is green, others are flat
Yeah...ok. About what I expected.

WelL boys this is it. This is the day working my desk job finally kills me. I cant believe I actually miss my factory jobs

>spy recovers .2%
>soxl doesn't move
thank you NASDAQ very cool

>>50819199
I mean yeah Feinstein had a Chinese spy on her payroll for decades. We'll be fine.

Canadians talk funny. That's all

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Some kind Anon recommended UUU, thanks fren whoever you are.

>>50818623
>>50818502
hasnt rent gone up? im pretty sure that i read that rent has overall increased because people dont want mortgages

>>50819299
>people can’t afford mortgages
FTFY

>>50819129
There must be some nuance since you could use a ROA variation that includes taxes and such. This Is why I hate "accounting" approach to investing, you can do some gimnastics to show whatever you want to show, like EBITA.

>>50819324
I can afford a mortgage, but I choose not to have one because I would rather be debt free. Gordan Ramsey would be proud of me.

Post anime girls to save your portfolio!

interesting that the last rate hike didn't seem to affect the private mortgage average rate in the us. we're actually down to 4.99% from 5.75 a month or so ago

>>50819363

my spy puts expire friday and I'm down like 80%. Pretty sure I'm fucked because the chart insists on looking this way

>>50819368
mortgage rates are set based on future expected rates, and the fed had signaled way in advance what those were going to be. the market doesn't wait until it's 'official' for long term debt.

Green, Red or Flat?

>>50819351
Gordon isn’t going to forget the Chai Tea you bought your gookfu.

>>50819385
Hey! Where'd you get my lie detector chart from? I already told those stupid pigs that I had absolutely nothing to do with it

>>50819408
red

>>50819408

>>50819410
My Gookfu fucked up her back and hasn't got out of bed in like 5 days. I'm really worried about her.

now that wakarimasen is ded what archive do you chuds use now? I want to see if anyone except fathands shilling XELA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>50819475
baggie I think somebody else fucked her back up

>new backroom casting video is a cute Asian girl with nipple piercings getting ass fucked

guess I’m not starting work yet and won’t make it in time for market open :(

>>50819408
As flat as Biden wandering around trying to put his jacket on after getting out of Marine1.

>>50819495
waruso.org
good morning my energy niggers
>>50819507
I was thinking the same thing

>>50819281
You think it'll go to $5 today?

>>50819331
Possibly. I just found this too: https://www.businessinsider.com/the-piotroski-f-score-reviewing-joseph-piotroskis-accounting-based-value-investing-screen-2011-4?international=true&r=US&IR=T
>3. Return on Assets – Score 1 if the ROA is higher in the current period compared to the previous year.
Which makes a whole lot more sense. It is also used on wikipedia. It might be possible that investopedia is wrong. Investopedia has a writer, reviewer and fact checker for their article though. This really hurts my trust in their articles.

Shit now I'm glad I got stop lossed out of SOXL yesterday. Ooferino

>>50819559
pooperino

>>50819559
yeah you might want to wait for at least 1 reverse split and the subsequen 30-40% drop.

>>50819590
heckin chungus dipperino
>>50819603
TIME FOR SOXS

>>50818353
lads I basically quit trading months ago but I have 130 euro left on plus 500. What should I buy/sell

>>50819603
This. Lot of SOXL bros going to get killed here soon.

>>50819559
>>50819590
>>50819624
>ooferino
>pooperino
>dipperino

you faggots have to go back

>>50819638
is babyrino stinkerino? oopserino!

>>50819637
>>50819624
between crypto winter, chip order situation with nvda/amd/probably many other vendors, and china, I just dont see how chuds are bullish. theyre also saying theres a big drop in smartphone demand. all bearish as fuck.

>>50819631
>Euros
A better currency

>>50819638
oh he BIG mad, yikeserino

What y'all niggas scalping today?
>Inb4 y'all

>>50819663
>crypto winter

Uh, SIGAsissies?

Anyone holding ZKIN?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THST

>>50819663
Chips are completely bearish for rest of the year. Maybe even next year for part of most of it. Nvidia had like 4 bad quarters in 2018 from crypto dump lowering prices of GPUs. I wouldnt do anything other than nibble AMD a little here. Not interesting in touching any of the rest.

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50819532
There's a pullback and I'm gonna put more in.

ding ding ding ding ding ding
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50819663
Agreed overall. I only swung SOXL because it was oversold when it hit $10/11 imo. Sucks I didn't time the top at $22 but did nicely in the end.

SELL SELL SELL

>>50819663
I think Apple will be relatively recession proof but everyone else will get fucked

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>50819725
NEENJA PLEASE

Le big one xD

>>50819694
hello sister. Im thinking of checking out its sending me nuts. Imho we going up but no point me watching that graph I shall see you all at Christmas

Get ready for a VERY. STINKY. DAY.

Did /smg/ kill themselves or are there two threads, this is slow as fuck.

UH OH THE DIPPERINO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Todays my first day at my new job frens. Wish me luck

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHY ARE WE THIS RED

>>50819684
yes dipshit
>>50819732
well yes apples stock will be fine but their chip order levels will definitely be changing
>HECKIN PUPPERINO PICTURINO

>>50819756
Good luck fren, remember not to get overwhelmed at the information overload. it all balances out eventually.

>>50819756
drop a big deuce and dont flush to show dominance

kek

>>50819694
Hello I just came back from fucking my bf in the ass, did I miss anything?

AMD!

ARE YOU BUYING THE DIP?

WTF happened to nvax? -20% ffs

>>50819768
HOLY MOLY THE HECKIN DOGE PUPPERINO

>>50819779
nobody buys your covid scam anon. next ticket is monkesores, grab a bag of siga chillax.

I wish Schwab wasn't total AIDS when using their web interface

>>50819779
>completely missed the scamdemic hype
gee I wonder
>>50819802
I agree it is fucking terrible
>XLE
where are my energy chads?

Oooooooooooooo

volatility is crazy

Doubling down on my SIGA short here

>>50819807
NEVERMIND AAAAAAAAA

>>50819037
You doing okay, pal?

Market is getting rambunkous with the CPI set to come out tomorrow

SOXL SHITCOIN

SIGA doin a lil sumthim

>>50819797
>>50819805
What are you two on about? Of course I missed it and I'm still buying SIGAand LMDX dips, I'm just curious if any of the biofags here know why this biomeme dumped so hard. As for XELA I have profitably traded it before. Looking at the chart and after seeing the fat fuck shilling it i think it's at buying territory

Tripled down on my SIGA short but I’m out of money now :(

Please crash back to 22

>>50819883
My boyfriend is going to a gay sex orgy, it's over bro

Should I just close this out? $14 uvxy put for October

Biden bros...how do we explain this dip...

>was +50% on a call option yesterday
>broker doesn't allow me to exercise
>"it would be better to close the option and secure $900 in profit versus exercising and securing $600 in profit."
>futures gap down
>lost all the gains
very nice to know i have to call my broker each time to exercise my option

>>50819775
Yeah we poompin a lil
>>50819747
Hang tight sister, wgmi

>>50819880
I told you why it dropped. they missed out on the scamdemic and they had basically zero revenue from their vaccine. Thats it. Literally anyone could have predicted this.

>tfw sold roblox at 25

>>50819936
k

>>50819941
Yea I feel ya. I had to close mine out at $30 to get some cash

>>50819922
There is no dip and even if there was that's good and here's why....

>>50819941
damn you literally sold the double bottom

>>50819768
Aapl is almost green for the day and still near ATH. It's carrying the whole us economy on its back it seems

SIGA will never go over 25. Stop trying to force this shit

>sold AMDT at 2.85

Lmao

lol Jake Paul is going on fox biz soon

The first 15 minutes determine how fucked we are
Ahhhhhhh(;

>SOXL
what the fuck

>>50819989
Fuck! But Jake Paul merch!

>>50819984
$100 is inevitable. It's only a matter of time.

>>50819984
$1 away

>>50819941
Feels not propa man

at least soxl trannies are suffering

>>50819999
Leading indicator
Also them digits

>>50819883
eat shit. bet against gay sex is stupid

>>50819907
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell

>>50820021
No, $100 is copium and for anyone who thinks it’ll hit that this year you need $MEDS.

>>50818936
How long until we are best america?

wow smg is really slow today

>>50820055
That's what I was thinking, and your double dubs confirm, thanks

lamo where all those fags saying the cpi was priced in

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy shit SOXL is fucking drilling lol

>>50820068
Everyone waiting for the big news tomorrow

This is a brutal sell off
Niggers trying to get cheapies for tomorrow's stellar reports
Trumpies pulling another temper tantrum
Gay sex lords winning
It's only a matter of time before an anon capitulate and buys a large amount of sqqq, only to provide enough liquidity to make a pump... Viable for us again. (;

aaaaaaaaa

>>50820070
Congrats on the gains, anon

>>50820083
What is the news?

BUDDY LOOK AT NASDAQ COMPUTER COMPANY

Why? Why now? Did CPI leak again? What the fuck is going on?

I am all-in on the SQQQ 38c in my Roth IRA

Shorting SIGA here are

lol the entire market tanks in unison at 9:45 with no associated news. Fucking low volume speculative bullshit day.

>>50820063
short it then? currently under 2 billion marketcap..100 a share is like 8 billion marketcap.
we get 2 billion of booked revenue in the next 8 months and we are fairly priced at 100, no money printers required
Turn QE on again and reverse course with interest rates and we hit 4 figures.

>>50820097
CPI report. Honestly I am expecting green tomorrow no matter if it's good or bad, then red on Thursday if it's bad

>>50820103
whitehouse hasn't done damage control for it by this point so it probably won't be that bad

>>50820111
This is just the beginning

Did you know that between 5th july and 4th august soxl doubled in value?

idk bros i'm feeling a little... bullish

Clearly this is the market's response over Trump being falsely accused of crimes.
#trusttheplan
#twomoreweeks

>>50820103
Literally no notable news to cause this retarded selloff across the entire market. Volume is relatively low. When there is unironically nothing in the headlines that would cause selling you just know it's Big Money being retarded.

>>50820132

>Biden to sign chips bill today
>SOXL crashing
ffs

>>50820120
Thanks

NO NO NO NO SOXL SISSIES YOU LIED TO ME

>bulls starting to cry after a 1% down move from the highs

Ohhhh boy, I wonder what these generals are going to be like when the SPY closes august at 375

Just when the 3x SOXL/TQQQ degenerates started daydreaming about breaking even!

>>50820165
Aye nigga real talk, that was priced in during the 70% rally over the past 4 weeks.

Seems like the plunge protection team is on vacation. This is it. This is the big one.

>>50820112
>we get 2 billion of booked revenue in the next 8 month
source?

>>50820165
>he thought the government getting involved is a good thing

When do you go all-in on shorting oil? Seems imminent.

>>50820174
more like 350 at its 200 week moving average

So Amazon, one of the biggest fucking companies in the known universe, is down 2% for NO DISCERNIBLE REASON. What a total fucking joke. Not a single headline even attempting to explain it and yet it drags the entire market with it. Fuck this dumb shit, over and over and over again.

I won't be impressed until SOXL beats its -19% one day record.

>>50820152
ukraine just missiled a russuan air base in crimea.
Couuld be iy.
Also blackeock fink sell off.

>>50819363
“Oh. Hello fellow investors”

NovACKS

>>50820132
>>50820157
that green line wont hold theres like 5 gaps since the june low

We broke the uptrend line. Don't know how much this means the day before cpi, but it takes some bull momentum away. It could be a fake break, but we'll see

I need some SOXL hopium urgently

>>50820207

How about when it rallied 14% in one day after missing earnings, ass clown? I refuse to believe such midwit posts like these are not ironic

>>50820221
I have the urge to fuck their holes

My lil SOXL fighting for its life to stay above $18

You knew about the farty ponies.
I warned you all along.
Day after day you kept buying.
When the farty ponies started getting angry you kept buying.
When the farty ponies escaped you kept buying.
When the farty ponies started raping you kept buying.
And now that the farty ponies took over the pit, you have no money left to buy...

Guess I'm a GIS guzzler now!

>>50820221
why do real life glowies have to be some of the most disgusting creatures you ever seen.

>>50820195
Do it now

What are my chances of surviving tomorrow?

>>50820207
Markets are still up more than 10% from the June lows. Every now and then stocks get sold too, it’s not necessary to have some obviously bad news

>>50820279
>Webull
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Guys, I need some advice. I think my small cap is starting to snowball. I wanna drop another 1.5k in but I wanna do it at below 6$. Should I DCA or wait for some potential volatility so I can dump my dry powder and forget.

>>50820247
There are multiple chip companies down over 5% today. Wtf?

I don't think I've seen a sell off that's this powerful before

Is SPY kill?

>>50820268
They were bullied in high school. Revenge is their motivation now.

>>50820307

I’m having a sexual emergency

>>50820234
sell and buy SOXS its not too late

>>50820220
Oh christ the market is not fucking moving because of muh ukraine

>>50820238
How about the fact that Amazon isn't fucking going anywhere and probably everyone you know uses it regularly? They generate billions and billions of dollars, who the fuck cares if they guide down for a single quarter. Also fuck (((analysts))) purposefully manipulating expectations so an overall-insignificant earnings miss gets taken as a big deal.

>>50820286
I'm just saying, it's completely absurd for a stock to move 2%+ in a day, down in a straight line at open, and for there not to be any headlines even attempting to explain the move

>>50820299
Sometimes line do indeed go down

>>50820299
spy isn't even down -0.50% yet too

>>50820307
I’m devastated. What can a man do in front of such powerful selling.

semiconductors are getting heemed today wtf. sector rotation?

SIGA is at $24... haha

>>50820279
i bought some little GLD puts because gold seems to almost always go down with a hot CPI print.

Spy will never be above 411 ever again
Capitulate faggots
I'm gonna open up a Payday bar (king size) and eat it, peanut-by-peanut

>>50820352
MU and NVDA getting the bad news out early

>>50820340
Get fucked

When the daily low happens you want to buy calls asap

>>50820340
>it's completely absurd for a stock to move 2%+ in a day, down in a straight line at open, and for there not to be any headlines even attempting to explain the move
It’s not absurd at all, sounds pretty normal for many stocks

>>50820251
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I DIDNT LISTEN

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>>50820103
vix on the floor spy on major resistance... you dont think the market actually follows the news right? i was prepared for this and I am profiting

Oil gang we are back

My lil NVAX taking a stinky lil -30% dumperooni

>>50820340
>it's completely absurd for a stock to move 2%+ in a day, down in a straight line at open, and for there not to be any headlines
It could simply be a hedgefund selling because the stock hit their price target. That kind of volume with comparatively little buyers could easily nudge it down 2%, depending on the float.

What was the extremely bad news?

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>>50820423

I bake real bread not basketweaving breads
>>50820425
there's a good cuck

>>50820420
good news

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new
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new

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>>50820298
whats the point of hiding the ticker