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>>50815020
for me, its having sex with random chicks in the front net portion of the cat

>be the king of the seas like Posei-ACK!

>>50814738
>catamaran
Disgusting, get a proper Bermuda Rig

>>50814738
>boat
>cheap
They depreciate faster than cars, need more maintenance, a crew if it's of any size and there is constant risk of drowning on bad sea

>>50814738
Most people are not tough enough to sail a boat on the seas and maintain it.

>>50814738
Based. Black rocks gonna own all property in the future anyways. Our only hope may be buying boats, forming a waterwolrd society, and pirating sketelton crew Chinese mega frieghtors. And Kevin Costner. Thank you OP. I have a ten year plan now.

>>50815065
this

>>50814738
A boat lives in the water and is thus subjected to harsher environments constantly than a house is. The water always wins.

>>50815069
This.

>>50814738
>just buy a boat

Happiest two days for every boater.
1: Day he bought the boat
2: Day he sold the boat

>>50814738

why would anyone purchase an automobile when bicycles are so much cheaper and better for the environment?

>>50815291
>The water always wins
FUUUUUU GET OFF MY BOAT FAGGOTS

my friends all have a pact we're gonna buy a boat and anchor at the nude beach cove near my uni. we always see the old guys bringing hot college girls on their boat from the beach. they take their pickings, fuck them, then speedboat them back to shore. it's enviable to say the least. bitches love boats

>>50815327
>my friends all have a pact we're gonna buy a boat and anchor at the nude beach cove near my uni.

where are these nude beaches, Europe or USA?
sounds like a coomers dream come true

>>50815344
mine is in commifornia. i think there are several in the state but i only know about this one. tends to be kept local

>>50815366
Socal? Baker Beach is just old gay dudes.

>>50814738
How much is this? where do I get this?

>>50815366
thanks, greek islands seem like a good place too

>>50815390
https://www.yachtworld.com/boats-for-sale/type-sail/class-sail-catamaran/

40-60 feet is ideal for first timers and cheaper price

>>50814738
My cousin has a friend who lives on a boat.
YES, it is a pussy magnet but he HATES living on it. There is NO room... NONE... no closets no spare space.
You have to pay to moor at the dock. Your bathroom/shower is very small.

24/7 motion sickness mainly

>>50815366
Sounds like UCSD. Only nude beach I went to was near Portland last year with some friends while visiting. It was maybe 50% nude if anything. I watched this old man walk up to this group of girls that looked like they were a bunch of shy 16 year olds on the middle lower end of the social hierarchy. Seeing this pale raising walk up to these girls with his nut sack half way down his thigh with sheer confidence was a hearty kek to be had.

>>50815435
that must be a very small boat
there are atleast 2 rooms and theyre comfy enough

>>50815314
Ok Dad, good talk

>>50815491

How fucking rich are you!!!

>>50815435
Get a bigger boat

>>50815383
nope. it's lately turned into a party beach for college kids. aboult haf and half nudists and drunk 20 year olds

>>50815471
yeah shit like that cracks me up. there's a skinny faggot who walks up and down the beach damn near every day naked with his tiny dick. waving heartily at every person he walks by. cracks me and my friends up. we think he's retarded and just lives there. absolutely no shame in his micropenis

>>50815053
Mostly because of the implication

>>50815111
>trips of Poseidon's Trident

>>50814738
That boat is 7 figures

>>50816454
that was just an example

there are great options at $500k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5Cxm7dZeg

>>50814738
>cramped
>shit ton of upkeep
>docking regulation up the ass
>hurricanes/storms
>can be stolen
>not a real home
idk m8

>>50815065
kek

>>50815491
>comfy enough
>have to exit/enter the bed from the front/no room for a night stand
pick one

>>50816590
Decent space even in that pic. Anyway for living on it, a catamaran would probably be the most stable and have the most room, bedrooms and deck. The larger the better for stability.

>>50815401
22 is probably a better boat to start on if you’re a novice. I expect lots of turtled 40s and punctured 60s if y’all get rich.

>>50815053
>with random chicks in the front net
It's illegal to net whales

>>50814738
In the Netherlands we have a saying. "Koop een boot werk je dood". This means buy a boat and workyourself to death.

>>50818556
>Koop een boot werk je dood
>zippity zip bop woop glup
what a disgusting language

>>50818556
>Koop een boot werk je dood
In the US we call this nigger ebonics

>>50818740
>50788637
lmfao!!!!!!!

>>50818740
>>50818752
Seething mutts coping with my Aryan superiourity. hehehe

no alert was sent, ever look into a sharks eyes, they have black eyes like doll eyes

>>50814738
You pay for parking and maintenance.
You don't pay house rent when you own a home.
Even better, you can buy a house from some agents using crypto, but you can not do that with boats. I know some Utrust merchants in Dubai that allow crypto payment for real estate.

>>50814738
>buy a boat
ngmi retard.
if it floats flies or fucks, rent it.

>>50816576
This, it's the kind of thing that looks awesome in insta/youtube but actually suck IRL

>>50814738
that's a catamaran

>>50815065
lol

>>50814738
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>>50814738
Lol, try to live aboard life before you spend millions on a boat.

>>50814738
I’d drive around the sea pretending i was kevin costner from waterworld

It's fiberglass metal and wood. Its going to sun bake rust and water log and the best part is you dont have a 1/4 acre of beach front property to keep your tools to fix your boat and dry dock it. Even if you did your better off staying there and dry docking other losers boats for repair like some autismo.

>>50815185
False. You're looking at property in down town Portland within walking distance to a star bucks. We're talking a fucking boat where your front lawn is filled with sharks in the middle of the ocean. You can buy undeveloped property in the middle of nowhere. Your real expense is developing skills and systems to support yourself out there like digging a privy, solar panels, wells etc.

>>50815053
Like look at this dude. He has no plans to stay away from a tent. Its not even on his radar.
My posts are like little gifts to you. Because a portion of you live on the absolute fringes of civilization and how do you think people end up in a tent in the city centers you congregate in? Talking about your dreams of boat ownership? Youre all 1 wrong move away. Usually that involves a girl, a sex offender charge or a bad divorce and 2 kids.

>>50814738
Need a marina too. How much are the fees? More than rent probably.
All those boomers I see on Cote D'Azur ain't poor.

>>50818556
reading that, i feel like i could learn dutch in a couple months.

>>50818556
In England they have a saying, "Cuck the Dutch and control the World."

>>50814738
I lived in exactly that catamaran for 15 days and after a few days it was hell on earth.
Did you know that you cant even shit there? you have to do it in a fucking plastic bag because you can fuck up the toilets. Showers are a joke too so its better to do it on deck with the hose. So after a few days you feel always dirty. Also no AC inside only little fans everywhere.
Only good thing is that we always had different group of girls around but hell, those boats are good for 1/2 day trips more is a pain in the ass.

>>50814738
upkeep and maintenance is a lot of work on these things. but i guess if you rich and don't have much to do itwould actually be fun / a good past time

>>50821170
there are a few toilets in a cat
>Also no AC
AC's are usually an optional upgrade

>>50821202
its usually 10% of the yacht's cost per year and you can make it back if you rent it our for 3 months
much less if no crew

Poseidon lives under the sea. Sink your ship faggot

>>50815065
You know you can move right? That's the whole point. Humans have developed the tools to have ample warning for storms.

Without constant maintenance every three months the boat becomes a deathtrap.

>>50822285
beat me to it.

>>50814738
people do this. You basically can sail to whatever marina or dock you can rent to store your boat and that's your way to get on land. idk what they do for work though

>>50815344
have one in Toronto but from what I gather it's mostly for spreading monkeyp*x

>>50816590
you can see there is a fucking ledge on the wall you can use as a night stand and how fucking fat are you that you couldn't stand up on the side of that bed

>>50815098
you can single hand a 50 foot boat

>>50814738
Depreciating asset with very high maintenance cost

>>50814738
there's a saying that goes if it flies, floats or fucks rent it
you will never go wrong that way

>>50815401
>40-60 feet is ideal for first timers
bro what. It takes years of experience to sail a 60ft sailboat, what are you talking about.

I just got back from a week in the Greek islands on a 40ft boat with my wife and I've been sailing for like 8 years,

10 year goal is to get a boat and sail to North Sentinel Island equipped with body armor weapons and a camera to Livestream the findings and interaction with the isolated natives

>>50818556
>Koop een boot werk je dood
I legit thought this was a joke before I googe translated it. Hilarious language.

>>50815065
what is insurance and a hotel

>>50820400
Like 50% of rent in the same areas. I don't get why you guys thing living on a boat would be more expensive than living on land. You are trading comfort/convenience for savings.

>>50820400
>How much are the fees? More than rent probably.
nah, here in SoCal, you can park a 40 footer for like $1k/month. Includes a shower, pool, electic, water, etc. If you don't have debt on your boat, it can make a ton of sense.

>>50821170
It sounds like you went cheap. Any new 40+ft cat will have A/C, hot water, and working heads.

>>50818740
agreed, fuckin German is beautiful compared to Dutch

>>50814738
roll to summon poseidon and sink OP's gay boat
dubs and poseidon sinks OP's boat in the harbor
trips and poseidon sinks OP's boat off the coast of africa
quads and poseidon sinks OP's boat near a cannibal island

>>50818510
underrated

>>50823027
You can stand up, but it's not comfy, especially in the middle of the night.

>>50818556
>"Koop een boot werk je dood"
my sides. dutch actually sounds funny and like a meme compared to the disgusting german.

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>>50823154
First reply anon here, I’m not even going to sit in here and talk about solar/wind self sustaining yacht, I’m 23 No rich zoom is going to buy a fucking sailboat, I’m not even going to get into hydrofoils either I want you to think buying a sea vessel as a home is a bad idea lol please do not buy one.

>>50815401
>Why buy a house? Just buy a boat for $30M!

https://youtu.be/yWWYiDTVbRY
This was 3 years ago, 99 percent of cats or just sea vessels in general are out of date with current technology like it doesn’t make sense for anyone to spend millions of dollars on a boat with a shitty cloth sail when you have this one that has two autonomous sails.

>>50814738
This is the way

I’ll even go as far as to say it’s retarded to buy a non electric boat, a electric boat has 0 maintenance vs a combustion huge shitty engine is insane

>>50826400
would be interesting to convert catamarans into this

>>50826538
Yeah I’m pretty sure you could even find a cheap cat, buy autonomous sails pay the company for the installation and install your own solar panels and boom now you have a luxury self sustaining condo in any major city in the world lol

>>50826513
>I’ll even go as far as to say it’s retarded to buy a non electric boat, a electric boat has 0 maintenance
not true. you are still in a corrosive environment so you gotta do lotta maintenance work on your boat to prevent future money spending and even the maintenance costs a lot.

Sails are obviously expensive and cost you lots of money. these small/mid boat engines are pretty simple and straightforward I dont think they are costly to maintain but the fuel costs are obviously high

>>50826585
The only maintenance is the battery and that is going to be up to you if your a tech enthusiast to decide what battery technology you want that can last you years I mean take your pick lithium sulfur, nuclear diamond? Huge graphene capacitors mean maintained is your literally just cleaning the hull. Vs shitty combustion paying retards possibly thousands a month for absolutely nothing

>>50826641
>maintenance is you*