/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50813419
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,194.927B, 97P = 22.628B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: 2,195.692B, 102P = 21.526B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Gen Gibbin Yuo Hab One Yild :DDD

>>50813419
blessed by thy baker

I'm alien Riker, and Gamestop is my favorite store in the universe.

MOASS is tomorrow. I am calling in sick to work.
They will blame Trump.

Sneed.

so they going to crack some big news story about this cheeto to overshadow moass?

GME and BBBY are the same play, the exact same hedgies will feel the sting from both and BBBY going off could easily trigger the GME moass.

AMC remains a distraction.

>>50813470
No, blame Putin.

Are these grapes fucked up?

As a baggie, holy fucking kek baggies!

>>50813470
Good. Tbh I don’t exactly now how he could be blamed but I don’t really care who they decide is the scapegoat I just want my money.

>>50813480
Those two stocks are the ones Loop Capital fears the most. Loop Capital is involved in all kinds of corruption including political.

Hello Baggies,

Enjoying the run-up before the complete red sea and hangings of your corpses?

You baggots better enjoy last nights green, because starting tomorrow we are shorting this stock to back to the ground.


So keep buying so we can rug-pull not only you moronic apetards, but also the rest of the market. Don't forget Dave Lauer sold us the HFT Shorting Algos he invented to us. Also that there are now 4x more shares you have to DRS.

Ontop of that, Rye (((Choden))) had Gaystop issue an announcement to go get bent and contact your brokers to hear the truth about it being a regular stock split. Why would they admit it wasn't a dividend split and risk all their loyal bag holders?

There is not a sliver of hope for any of you bags. The majority of you are still in the red and will be for eternity while you get pumped and dumped. Stupid baggies, when will you ever learn? I have to hand it to you all though, my bank account has never seen higher digits since I started shorting these meme stocks. All you retards bought calls on bedbabybath stock and got decimated; thanks for the premiums! Now we can exercise more call options off the cash we made shorting and short more shares of gme. Have fun fishing these billions of shares out of the dark pools and ol' cede's house. It's never going to work or happen Baggots. Enjoy the ever-lasting fetus failures you all have become holding massive bags! Hahahaha!!

>>50813480
Based af
I sold all my gme today for bbby
Wagmi apes!

Are we selling for BBBY now?

>>50813504
you should

Why aren't the shills even spinning this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wjpgmv/gmedd_on_twatter/

Reddit gang checking in. Gn bros

We all sodl down here, Georgie.

>>50813489
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

>>50813531
gn sweet dreams

>>50813500
Who the hell do you think you are? You’re any kind of fren? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the poomps and MOASS. This is one of the most important places in biz and who are you? Who are you? You miserable presumptious no talent. You’re no holder. An autist respects the poomp, it serves the foundation of WAGMI. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other shills, or know what it means to respect yourself. In GME or any form of creativity. And I’m an GME graduate. Sucker. And the School of Sneeding Hedgies in the Academy of Art University in Grapevine. You suck. You’re a no talent. If you really have talent, go practice. And then get yourself a pump, instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace. You are everything that’s gone wrong in this market. You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of shit. And I’ve earned my right to say it. Okay? In 2021, I walked DFV up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I knew the market was a lie from 1611. Who the fuck are you? You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable, mediocre shill. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little pajeet. Go learn to hold. You’re flat. You can’t even carry a fucking bag. I don’t care about your little algo, it doesn’t mean you know how to play. You’re flat. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and you suck.

>>50813539
>king slime
do you have that pic of Osama getting slimed at the kids choice awards lmfao

>>50813480
It got through trials quick cuz normally there's a mountain of things they're doing trials for and this went to the top. There's also usually red tape, trying to get funding, and lack of available technology. All those limitations went away cuz this was important.
mRNA tech was already being heavily used/well tested and they'd already been working on using it for coronaviruses. Plus, coding for a spike protein isn't complicated or in any way unsafe if you have any grasp of how DNA, RNA, and mRNA work. Ivermectin is just a silly thing to shift focus to. Also, like all the shit in this meme is dated and at this point it's pretty obvious vaccine was the smart choice especially with the heavier studies on it.

In short, the guy on the right is closer to the guy on the left than you'd think, but it's worse cuz he thinks he's smart.

>>50813517
I won't.

Sup bros I learned something today
I bought GME directly through CS for the first time at open and was initially under the impression that it would take multiple days for the order to be processed or submitted in addition to T+2. This was not the case, it was filled almost instantly and now I’m just waiting on settlement
I was wondering if selling works the same way. Does anyone know? I remember there was some talk of CS submitting “batch orders” at a specific time the next day after you submit a trade

>>50813564
This is bait to get you banned.

>>50813500
>It's never going to work or happen Baggots.

>>50813553
Woah man cool it or you'll have to deal with me

>>50813569
Impressive resolve from someone questioning their investment 5 minutes ago

Its tomorrow, The cards will it

how long will moass last

The shorts have cove-ACK

>>50813580
Don't care if it's bait. Half the idiots on here and pol parrot it like it's some gotcha. Important to battle blatant misinfo

>>50813593
tomorrow is the day

>>50813587
I have waited so long. I can't get distracted now. I must... hold.

>>50813593

>>50813437
>13437

fuggin chegged

Doubles and we open at $90 tomorrow

>>50813603
2 weeks

>>50813621
trips and ken griffins sucks all our dicks

>>50813612
then why were you asking about selling for bbby?

>>50813632
Ken Griffen, you know what to do.

checkem tomorrow is moass

>>50813649
i wuz confused from last thread bbby threaded i will wagmi though i promise

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Model Train Hating Xanax Guzzlers can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50813419

Lum was fun I miss them

I met Ryan Cohen at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Ryan Cohen shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big RC fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Ryan was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Ryan Cohen and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

how much do I need to make it?

>>50813695
10k shares is the make it stack

I have a suicidal stack of 4k

>>50813695
5

https://youtu.be/RYnwu8A_p3c Because of all this civil war trump bullshit all over right now this one goes out to that

>>50813695
1 pre split 4 post split at very least

>>50813695
>he has less than 10k shares
Bro you had so long

>>50813694
>Ryan Cohen and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
kek thats the only part i read

>>50813758
how many times did you read it

>>50813758
Hmm.

>>50813695
100

>>50813776
>1 off

fuck off freud

>>50813706
Why would 4K be a suicidal stack ?

The energy in here is unlike anything I’ve ever felt it really must be tomorrow.

>>50813801
BEGONE TOILET WITCH

>>50813772
Hey anon, what if I told you I was Bryan Bone. Would you believe me? Would that be too much to take in?

>>50813806
You must be one of them empaths.

I need it to be tommorow bros I can't handle another day of wage slaving. I've been dreaming of MOASS happening and me quitting my job every day since January last year

>>50813806
I am Bryan Bone.

>>50813419
Nice pic choice, OP.

>>50813801
I'll gladly let Freud fuck off, he was a total defeatist and let his nephew ruin America.

>>50813824
Bryan Bone what

COMFY
HODLING
AND PREPPING TO OOOOOOOOOOOO

WAGMI, frens. We're finally gonna see the stars...

thinking if I should quit right when I sell a single share or when the money finally enters my bank account and I'm sure its real. I don't want to find out I'm in a moral cautionary tale of some kind.

tomorrow red?

>>50813470
What did I miss?

>>50813870
we’ll never be red again

>>50813879
FBI Raid I think.

>>50813806

You can feel the vibes. The shilling compared to a week ago is deafening silence.

MOASS on the horizon, possible state/fedral conflict coming soon, the pox and vaids. and here we are with our gme's just about to make it

So much stuff going on in the world today

>>50813680
>Lum

>>50813845
It's nice work.

Why did the stock go cray cray today? Been too busy lifting and learning javascript to check in today

>>50813886
I personally don’t care if trump goes to jail. Everyone that was involved with vaccines is not going to WAGMI

>>50813879
I missed you.

>>50813880
we rose quite far from quad witching. not sure what to say.

CWC trail,
Trump vs DOJ Civil WAR
Sussy getting mARGeD
Dimensional merge is almost complete....
It's this week
No curry no bullshit it's this week

>>50813886
You can't just post something like this and refuse to elaborate.

>>50813851
My name is Bryan Bone. I am Ryan Cone's better half that will deliver what Ryan never could. I will deliver that MOASS. I am Bryan Bone.

>>50813891
All the little girls fillin' up the world today
When the good comes to bad, the bad comes to good
But I'm a live my life like I should

It is with great pleasure that I inform you we made it.

>>50813862
IMO take the cautious play and lay groundwork. I intend to stay at my job a bit past when I have to for plausible deniability. If you quit the second MOASS happens everyone you worked with will know you have money and be up your ass about it.

>>50813489
Do my nuts taste salty to you?

>>50813932
Bone heads rise up, this is our time. Now is our moment. Bryan is our man.

>>50813500
Tldr

>>50813900
T+2 from Friday calls 40+. Expect more green tmw

>>50813886
I just looked it up.

>>50813912
>Everyone that was involved with vaccines is not going to WAGMI
Funny thing, I just found out my wife was vaxxmaxxing while pregnant with my daughter, behind my back ofcourse. I am currently crossing state lines.

>>50814010
I hate women so much. Thank god that we will be breeding unvaxxed tomboys who don’t want to vote or work

>>50814027
Picture this without the tattoos

>>50814038
Also picture it without the shitty hair, glasses and choice of clothes

>>50814038
>>50814081

>>50814038
That's a man

>>50813931
maybe you should, i dunno, check any news website or perhaps even /pol/?

>>50814004
Thx homie

>>50814088
That bitch is gonna start a fire with her thighs

>>50814004
Look, I don't know why it ran either, but it's obviously not just options.

>>50814038
I'm tired of women. My car has outlasted any and without the bullshit. I just want my kids. I need benchode Cohen or E to make this happen soon. Everything is fire.

So did sussy really get mARGeD called today ?
And that 18M volume just to end green

>>50814105
shes starting a fire somewhere if you understand what i mean

>>50813942
is that limp bizkit?

>>50814095
I said I did.

>>50814137
I think I do

>>50814135
>>50814151
Yes to both questions. WAGSO PM

THE

REAL

SHARES

TOO

I told you guys a few weeks ago to make sure you're DRS'd because CS is the official custodian of the 3:1 dividend. I know you remember. Most of you couldn't stop shitposting long enough to consider the risks of downstream issuance.

Did anyone actually take my advice? If so, congrats, we're resting easy with no hedgie fuckery creeping up on our backs.

The rest of you should DRS asap.

>>50814183
diogenes would have used a gme cert for toilet paper.

>>50813964
At this point I honestly don't care. I will straight up do a presentation for their retarded asses with a Q&A don't fucking test me. Would absolutely love to rub the technicalities of this (they are all engineers) right up into their face.

>>50814191
1024 in computerstock
64 in fidelity

How high will the lit exchange price go?

>>50814191
Well I have 120 in CS
50 in Fidelity
4 in vanguard
3 in Robinhood
1 in cash app

I was thinking about moving another 30 to CS from Fidelity but I think I want to sell like 10-20 from fud when it's like 500K a share or more to secure the not wage ever again funds
The rest can ride forever maybe I'll sell one for 1 billion

>>50814224
based. I've got about 500 in CS. gonna buy another 500 soon if it doesn't moon before then

>>50814191
I have 100+ in CS but 20 still in Vanguard. Is that a safe amount or should I just go whole hog?

>>50814161

i have a groovy tune for everyone to enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tol0NGvanjw

>>50814133
They are worthless. Blessed is the man who can avoid them entirely post moass. I might pay the mother of my children to fuck off post moass, but I would want a traditional household for them

>>50814237
let's hope hedgies and brokies don't force close your positions at like $2k

>>50814197
No he would have used it as a jizz rag while never selling

>>50814257
thanks for the jam anon

heres another for tommorow PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RO7K4W-c9g

>>50814260
thats fucking retarded

>>50814266
id like to agree with you but he would have nutted on the ground and you know it :D

Bbby up 112% the past 5 days. Kek gamestop baggies

Gentlemen it is with great pleasure that I inform you we are going parabolic, tomorrow, on a Tuesday.

the explosion at google destroyed the sentient algo that keeps the moass under control.

wishful thinking on my part.

>>50814294
top men they sent

have a you

>>50814301
You're up 22%

Holy shit you're getting mouthfucked by a towel company ahahahahaha

>>50814315
bring me the following

gme vs spy
1m
3m
6m
9m
1y

chop chop

I've got 1700 jimmys
10 $80 bobbys expiring Jan
zero amys

still selling at 6k per share
still never DRSing
still sneeding computershare faggots and poorfaggots trying to convince me to hold til 6 gorillion per share kek

>>50814301
mirin Rajeev's hair

>>50814328
pre or post you price anchoring faggot

>>50814325
Who gives a fuck about spy faggot. Ahahaha. You gonna ask for the gold and silver chart next? Cope harder baggie. Amc and bbby shit on you

>>50814338
post my seething poorfaggot

>>50814348
bring me the same numbers for both those tickers

not the i fucking care
but you should learn how to fud

its pathetic really even sad considering

>>50814300
Either that or let Assange's dead man's switch go live.

>>50814359
Damn maybe if you weren't so angry you could spend that energy researching better investments. Dumb bagholder

>>50814352
something will happen with the sale and you will end up holding for years and fighting for market reform you champion you

this is not a joke
it has been foretold
you will make it, but your gonna have to write your congressman letters and shit
sorry

>>50814268
that was really good. have another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglwwZNXnvE&list=LL

Dubs and MOASS starts tommorow.

>>50814367
go get me my numbers faggot

Gamma squeeze tomorrow. T+2 niggas

>>50814367
anybody who has two braincells to rub together and invests in bryan bone also bought bobby when it sussed down to 4 dollars

everyone else is a pantsshitting redditnigger

guys something is happening with BBBY it's not just a pump and dump
if you want to be comfy holding only GME that's fine, that's your choice, but don't you want to be aware of it
RC bought BBBY at $15 and has calls up to $80
zoom out on the chart, it has been at $80 before and got shorted
there's a huge amount of FOMO adding fuel to the fire not unlike what happened with GME in january 2021

>>50814390
i paper handed my jan call

its up 500%

oh well. chasers get the rope

>>50814384
did something happen friday?

>>50814374
lovely stuff very relaxing start

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8

BITCH

LISTEN

>>50814372
>maximum copium
best case scenario: bryan bone bets on bobby and it ACTUALLY goes beyond 80 and i wagmi it on two fucking stocks
worse case: i lose the 300 dollars i spent on 10 lottery tickets at the absolute bottom and STILL make it with my 1700 jimmys

seethe harder reddit tranny

I have 450 shares in CS and 12 in Fidelity and I think I'm going to make it because it just seems like something God would do.

>>50814415
closed at $40.02 i think

>>50814423
bitch who are you talking to i bought and sold bbby calls already i just said that

keep up bitch

>there's not a whole basket of this shit
>jimmys not still the play

shiggy

>>50814393
yes sir, i am selling my GME at market open tomorrow and going all in on BBBY. I will then flip the profits from that back into GME. It's foolproof

>>50814260
Yeah that's my plan, pretty much.
>image
How the fuck did he find out?

>>50814191
sent over 114 from vanguard last friday. They said 7 to 10 business days though so its probably not going to move until next week. But so long as shit doesnt start getting too nutty this week I think IMGI

>>50814415
BBBY started pumping

>>50814440
>doesn't believe in and follow bryan bone no matter what
you're gonna ngmi

>>50814469
i cant chase at this point, there's no profit to be made. i had 20 strike price. no point in crying about it, ive got my jimmys and my blockbusters and some other shit and its clear i've been ordained to make it

>>50814469
>posted at 01:11:11
>69 digits
>sneedification not required
i rest my case

>>50814460
she sure showed him

>>50814463
You’re gonna make it no matter what and things are gonna get nutty tomorrow.

am i talking to keith right now?

you seem super emotional

>>50814485
how do you get the busters, buster.

>>50814509
bought em last year

they are position to close only
caveat emptor list
attached is hilarious

this whole system is fucked

GTC limit sells open for 5 @ 10 x2 scale from there exit ladder

>>50814460
God or something came to me in a dream and told me who I was meant to be with. Then I met her. When I told her about the dream she cried and cheated on me a bunch of times. It would be weird if I didn’t get a second shot, but I don’t want her now. That’s how I know moass is on, because nothing good comes easy

this is absolutely in the "basket" of shit we might see come right the fuck back with toys r us, sears, etc

>>50814541
real words

THE

REAL

SHARES

AND

FEELS

TOO

>>50814554
damn it feels good to be born in the 90's

>>50814554

Which YouTube channel did you get your financial education from?

what does bluckbuster, sears, toys r us, or bed bath and beyond have to do with Gamescop

>>50814584
i have your mom read me investopedia links while she rubs my sore back (its sore from fucking your mom)

>>50814505
maybe it will prevent me from being a paperhanded bitch, not that I plan to. I just dont know what to expect desu

>>50814592
Congrats. You may have posted the worst attempt at appearing to education that I've ever seen!

>>50814602
attempt at appearing to education

>>50814590
Something about a basket idk, doesn’t matter. Still only buying GME, the one stock that exhibited idiosyncratic risk

5Y vs the 1D

nice fractal :)

>>50814602
Sir please do not appearing to education

>>50814578
you were probably born in 97 or 98. That hardly counts

>>50814616
>>50814590
it has lots to do with it

just education on things you cant even buy anymore

jimmys the play

simple as

>>50814592
>18 assblasted seething pbtid

>>50814616
same

>>50814541
I hate women like you wouldn't believe.

On another note: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/108790947668067601
The storm is among us.

>>50814618
Is Keith still denying fractals?

keith i already acknowledged you

its time to stop

i dont want to embarrass you (again)

>>50814590

>>50814575
If they don't need to buy synthetic shares to close the short positions, then they don't need to buy real shares to close the short positions either. They'd just close their positions and Gamestop would be nothing but a faint memory by now. Shame it doesn't work like that.

>>50814575
What animal is this?

>>50814668
its fun to say

try it

THE

REAL

SHARES

TOO

Watching Keith and Boyardee go at it like this is like watching two spies finally make each other.

>>50814621
96 here running around in nothing but a long-sleeve pokemon red shirt swinging my dick out while i drink caprisuns

>>50814117
Gamma ramp

>>50814641
Screen shot it you animal

>>50814687
I'm still right and you're still wrong, whether you say it one more time or a thousand. Bleat away.

>>50814699
say it pussy

July (7) 4 shares for 1 (one)

>>50814710
If they don't need to buy synthetic shares to close the short positions, then they don't need to buy shares to close the short positions. Prove me wrong, I know that you can't.

>>50814689
90s had the best snacks.

>>50814698

>>50814737
top men were sent here to deal with you

I close my eyes and SNEED it
I SUCK CHUCK FUCK N and beat it
I light my SEED and burn it
I am the SNEED I worship

>>50814731
Just leave Boyardee alone. You have to have learned how to ignore him at this point.

>>50814731
Doesn't matter if it's real or synthetic

They need to buy like 2b shares to close their positions and any buy that isn't sold another naked short synthetic (that needs to be bought back again later) moves the price up

wagmi

>>50814735
yo i miss those OG scooby doo fruit snacks i miss those lil niggas like you wouldn't believe.
>tfw you will never wash down another bag with pepsi blue

>>50814757
How high will it go?

>>50814770
>people still don’t understand infinity squeeze isn’t a meme
God weeps

>>50814770
Bout tree fiddy.

>>50814770
about 8 inches north like me

>>50814770
up

>>50814770
∞

>>50814770
Just up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I4v88gLBuI

>>50814760
I'll still buy a couple boxes of gushers once in a while. No stupid mom around any more to tell me I can only eat one. One was never enough. Eating gushers and fruit roll ups and playing n64 or gameboys always made me glad. I liked cartoons better then too

>>50814742
You mean in minecraft? I don't fucking care anymore.

>>50814845
We're going to make them give back the 90s

I'll never forget the day I came into 5g out of nowhere. My grandfathers sister who I hadnt seen in years send me a check for 5k out of the blue, saying she wanted to give away her things while she was alive. I put it all in gamestop at 88$, and my girlfriend at the time was so pissed. I had told her over and over about gamestop, explained it to her, even went as far as to make her set up a fidelity account. But she just refused to buy in, thought I was a stupid man child for thinking the video game store every hated could make me rich. When I put all that money into GME and told her thats how I spent it, that was the beginning of the end of the relationship there. It all went downhill after that. She thought I was an adult child, and honestly she was right. Cant wait until she hears about it on the news though

>>50814859
BASED bring back the 90s
>>50814845
Gushers, and fruit roll-ups are patrician. I miss TMNT popsicles.

>>50814880
>BASED bring back the 90s
we are. We're also bringing $90 back to GME.

>>50813480
Imagine being this retarded and letting hundreds of thousands of people die because you think the vaccine just "came out of nowhere", and you'd rather use an unrelated medicine to treat your viral infection

>>50814877
Checked

Vros I kinda dont wanna WAGMI... because when it happens I cant talk to you retards again...

>>50814899
>we are bringing back the timeline with initial D arcade machines
my dick can only handle so much anon

>>50814931
too bad. I'm out of here
>>50814880
I remember a gargoyls tv show popsicle back then that had pop rocks in it. It was awesome

you can't buy back your innocence
but you can take it

>>50814931
Anniversary threads will be there for shitposting/comfyposting

>>50814941
Unrelated but I was watching the Spectacular Spider-man the other day and noticed a gargoyles cameo right at the beginning. Made me smile and miss those days. We lived on a farm and had loads of barn cats I named after the gargoyles. Brooklyn and Goliath were the ones that survived the longest

>>50814931
why not? GME will be talk of the board (and most of the internet) for years to come.

>>50814931
>because when it happens I cant talk to you retards again
you're joking right? we are quite literally going to be the only ones unaffected by all the bullshit, and will be the majority. we will most likely be your future neighbors bbqing with each other as we reminisce of all the crazy shit that has happened the last 20 years, and attempt to reenact our childhoods for the future youth. yes i fully expect to host another GME chads kid over so they can play smash with mine while I order them pizza, and they occasionally go out to ride bikes. also vaccine effects have been reemerging in people, and shits going down.

>>50814955
the shows were more authetic. They weren't thinking about how they could manipulate you psychologically in the future through what they slipped into the kids shows back then like they did 2000s on. It was just cool and honest and awesome

I wish hedgies would burn sna$ into the ground, I’d forgive them for Gme.

>>50814961
I'd be quite surprised if any of you wound up my neighbor, I've got designs to find a nice quiet, secluded place. Probably gonna have some kids going to private school with other holder's kids unknowingly. I think that's a safe bet.

>>50814988
Checked. Don’t worry. We will save animation

>>50814988
i miss the heinz squeezy ketchup that made my shits purple or green depending on the color of squeeze i chose.
>you will never rush from yoru bean bag chair while watching kablam on your crtv to go spew purple turds at mach 5 thinking you're dying as your parents later take you to watch shrek and you have your first sentient existential breakdown of life an death
fuuuuuh nigga

>>50814737
I can't even be mad, you did what I said

>>50815012

>>50814950
>>50814957
I guess theres the chance one of us buys 4channel.org
>>50814961
Id happily start a GME country club that will host all subsequent GME shareholders meetings ala Bohemian Grove, we will burn effigies of the SEC and Kennoid.

>>50815054
based

>>50814931
I can't fucking wait to get away from most of the obnoxious retarded schizophrenic nazilarpers in this thread TBQHWYF

>zero shills
>ZERO
>the smell of curry ABYSMAL
what fucking timeline is this? wtf

>>50815087
positive price action tends to do that
>picrel

>>50815087
If you haven't noticed by the fact that we're slowly climbing with less dumps and more pump, they can't afford curry shills anymore.
any shill-posting if either done by meltdownies or hedgie interns.
We're close, for real this time.

>>50815087
incredibly hard to fud when we're deeply green today and the company has the dtcc by the balls

>>50815086
I don’t want your inferior genes anywhere around me either, undermaunch

>>50815087
Fucking this. We still had the thread splitting fucktard from this morning, but otherwise it's been dead silent.
I can taste the fear.

>>50815116
Don't forget the glowniggers like Boyardee.

>>50815086
you can leave now

It's about to begin

kek baggies

>>50815125
I'd beat the fuck out of you

>>50815116
Tomorrow will be 8 straight days of green energy. It’s like hannukah with the maccabis and the oil that burnt way longer than it was supposed to because of g-d

>>50815145
>

>>50815143
What is this image? This is playing on my 8s schizophrenia. I've been seeing 8s since it all began

>>50815125
>undermaunch
ngmi

>>50815158

I am buying BBBY at open. It will start dumping five minutes later and will never pump back to tomorrow's opening price. Ever.

>>50815145
I'd beat you the fuck off pal okay buddy? capiche amigo?

>>50815152
Now I want to establish a holiday that commemorates the MOASS. What would the customs include?

>>50815135
Fuck that nigger

>>50814931
I'm going to open up a dwarven-style tavern post MOASS.

The secret passcode for free drinks is "Around elves, watch yourselves"

>>50815197
like fourth of july but with smash brothers and pizza

you do have to admit that if there are two things that Chobastard's ship is not it's 1. Coherent and 2. Interesting. At least AA makes it interesting.

>>50815086
OK bye

>>50815197
Collective OOOOO's when good things happen on MOASS Day, collective AAAAA's when bad things happen on MOASS Day.

Bros. I have more money in my temple run app than I do irl and I just downloaded it yesterday. Bros...

>>50815197
everyone stays home and has to play video games to celebrate the game store

>>50815086
why not now?

>>50815230
because if i don't watch the line all day and spread out the appropriate ooos at the appropriate times then we're all NGMI

>>50815250
tyfys

>>50815087
They are starting to realize they might not get paid.

>>50815250
and if I wasn't here to observe it, it wouldn't happen
YOU NEED ME, SMITH
YOU NEED ME BAD

>>50815271
whatever works works. i'm just doing it with the understanding that i'm leaving you smelly bitches behind after we all WAGMI.

>>50815288
I'M IN YOUR WALLS SMITH
YOUR VAGINAL WALLS

>>50815288
Don't make me tap the sign.

>>50815288
You’re here forever nigger.

>dot

is the great meme storm upon us

>>50815332
>>50815300
nope i have a home board i'll never come back to /biz/ after this shit skyrockets

>>50815337
>Server Changes have happened. GCP Dot will be back online shortly...

>>50815337
the dot currently looks schizophrenic so yes

>>50815345
you are such a fucking faggot holy shit

>>50814770
∞

>>50815369
nah you are

Reminder to everyone here to only buy and worry about GME. Fuck AMC and BBBY. It has, and always will be, GME. The one true stock that started it - and will finish it - all very soon. WAGMI.

>>50815555
One ring to rule them all holy digits Batman

i will wagsohard this morning I'll scare myself awake checkem

kek baggies

Guys, I am disappointed. Do you remember the hard shilling after the split? HFs got so desperated, they even splitted /GME/. For like a week they told us how GME is worth nothing and it will go dow and shit, so I put in a biy-order at $25, because I thought kikes still have enough firepower to push it down to $24.98. But no, of course not, GME is on the rise ever since and now its no more nice slurp... No wonder shills disappeared. If you were wrong this hard after getting told for over a year that GME is the play...
Whoever, do you guys think tripplefrontflippers will soon be able to give us some discount?

>>50815555
witnessed your truth anon

>>50815555
nice digletts

>>50815594
I too got robbed on my buy orders. Spent about 300 over the past week, and it shot up like crazy the second my buys went through. I still got like another 8 shares though

We are about to be so fucking rich and crypto baggies are literally going to kill themselves lmao

>>50815555
Checked and based.

>>50815555
based and WAGMI

>>50815638
OH assholes are about to be torn apart so hard that the actual level of seethe will result in a mind-rape so brutal no copium will be able to facilitate any form of recovery.

I think (((they))) are getting their house in order for whats to come

why else would they be frantically pushing through bailout packages, printing machine on overtime, IRS gearing up.
It wouldn't surprise me if some of the money going to Ukraine was secretly being moved around for funding what's to come

henlooooooooooo frens!!

>>50815687
(((They))) are doing an inb4 bannu but with nepotism, bribery, laundering, and crime

>>50815555
This guy gets it.

What a shit stock. All it fucking does it go up, why the hell does anybody buy it. Its not even going to make everybody rich just a lot of people. Adam Aaron is way cooler anyway

>>50815577
This guy gets shit.

>>50815555
truth.

>>50815605
I now changed my buys to $40... and since I was already logged in, I checked my position, first time in a while all my Jimmies are grern (+5% for my worst performing one).

lol, lmao even

>>50815818
>That profile
No way he's an actual AMCoon, that's got to be one of us.

>>50815818
>split AMC

Why split something that's so plentiful that you'll end up using it as wallpaper like Germans did in the 20s

>>50815818
this is a larp, not even nogs are this braindead...

How many months does Belle Dalphine have to show her holes for before she makes a billion dollars?

>>50815555
Checkedd

>>50815855
Because I refuse to sell my non DRSd shares for less than a billion because holes are worthless

>>50815855
Same person btw

>>50815855
Definitely gonna fuck a few dusky eyed big titted whores when this is all over.

>>50814459
That's dumb, just use new money.

>>50815927
Same

I’m never selling my CS shares and I’m going to register over a 1000. Selling is for sellouts

>>50815944
>>50815944
>>50815944
Threaded.