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How do I profit from civil war?

>> No.50814060

>>50813868
rape theft squatting

>> No.50814077

>>50813868
rape slave brothel

>> No.50814116

Buy POWW

>> No.50814635

>>50813868
Bet on it not happening.

>> No.50814644

>>50813868
be uncivil

>> No.50814676

>>50813868
Just survive. Can't go wrong in the aftermath with the depleted labor force and reconstruction investment opportunities.

>> No.50814705

>>50814644
be civil courteous and dangerous

>> No.50814876

>>50814060
what if i'm not a nigger

>> No.50815348

>>50813868
Finance both sides.

>> No.50815367

>>50813868
buy kneepads

>> No.50815494

Build small village in rockies, stockpile goods. Call yourself New Switzerland, declare your independence and neutrality and sell to both sides of the conflict. Eventually offer tax haven banking for elites on both sides of conflict. Make sure you have a rugged company of men adept in guerrilla warfare to protect your independence.

>> No.50815507

>>50813868
Form your mannerbund now

>> No.50815573

>>50814876
so stick to rape and theft
raping and pillaging is white man's right during times of war

>> No.50815574

>>50813868
You don't. You profit in the aftermath by coming back from your long vacation to buy up cheap assets and ingratiate yourself with the new government.

Just make sure you get out in time.

>> No.50816658

>>50815494
>Gets ass fucked by both sides
"BuT I'm NeUTrAL!!1!"

>> No.50816662
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50816662

>>50813868
There will be no civil war.

>> No.50816733

we better not sell off here.

>> No.50816735

>>50813868
kill as many men as possible, it increases your value after. Women and homes will become attainable.