/biz/ - Business & Finance

if she were your wife maybe

your girlfriend? fuck no

>>50813289
what the fuck. tell her fuck no and to suck your dick or you'll put her out on the street. you realize you are contemplating selling your investments to give some semen demon 40k?

>>50813289
Don’t do it unless you’re going to marry and put babies in her

>>50813289

Tell her fuck no.

t. paid off someone's debt and regret it

I did it for my WIFE, who was pregnant with my kid. But I'd never do it for a girlfriend. What are you gonna do if she leaves you? That 40k well wasted.

You absolutely not, under any terms, agree to do this. You are the stupidest fucking cuckold on Earth if you do.
Do not do this. If you get married down the line, yeah, you take on each other's debts.
You are not to do this, no matter what she says or threatens.
>dumb fuck won't listen, watch

Lmao no

>>50813289
Yes if she is a virgin and gives you a son.
FUCK NO otherwise. Don't be a cuck.

>>50813325

This

>>50813289
That desperate for pussy?

>>50813361
I'll add to this: Do NOT tell her you'll take on her debts if she marries you. Let her live believing she will not receive any financial aid from you until after you're married and have a kid on the way.

Never pay someone else's debts. They don't learn from it and they don't value it.

>>50813325
THIS. Don’t be a simp.

I wouldn’t trust a female who asked me as her bf to pay anything off. These types of entitled whores take whatever they can get then move on and hopefully up.

Tell her if she were your wife and gave you a child then you would think about it.

lol
>investing
>having a woman in your life
lmao

>>50813289
Retarded question, obvious answer

>>50813336
>Don’t do it unless you’re going to marry and put babies in her
This
But you'd have to lock her up in a cabin far from civilization

>>50813289
>Babe sell the bottom for me
Absolutely not

>>50813325
>>50813399
How did you both manage to mispell "was"

>>50813959
How did you manage to get this far without learning about the subjunctive?

>>50813289
your gf?

NO
lmao you fucking faggot

Jesus Christ just off yourself

>>50813289
For the love of god NO!!!
Please don't do this anon.

She'll leave you right after, many such cases.

>>50813289
stake APY and she will have to wait for you to make free money

>>50813289
You can't be serious

>>50813289
>>50813325
I thought you were a real man.

>>50813289
Tell her you'll do it but she has to prostitute herself and give you the proceeds first. A cool $80k should do the trick. That's only about 400 cocks if she is hot.

Why the fuck does she even know you have the money? You don't let a woman in on your finances unless she's your wife and even then you don't tell everything.

She sounds entitled and those never make good wives. You're likely going to break up one day. How will you feel if you spend $40k on someone that you're no longer with?

>>50813289

>>50813289
L O L

>>50813289
youre not seriously considering this?

>>50813289
I'd only do this if she was my wife and had my kid.

If you get divorced then her debt is also yours anyway.

I'd only do this for a girlfriend if I had literal fuck you money and she was around long before I made it.

>>50813289
>1pbtid iPhone nigger larp thread
so many retards itt

>>50813959
not only did you misspell the word misspell, you are a grammar brainlet

>>50813325
>if she were your wife maybe
>your girlfriend? fuck no

THIS.
Fuck that!
You literally are paying off the debt she got riding the cock carousel in college.

>>50813289
lmao only if you are married

Do NOT do this. Even if you get married, keep your accounts separate. Otherwise you will be fucked in a divorce.
Tell her that it's stupid to pay off student loans before term (which is true). The interest rates are as low as you can get. Also a good chance for loan forgiveness in the future.

>>50813289
Dump her. She’s an entitled parasite if she would even think of asking you to do that.

>>50813289
Break up with her just for asking

>>50813289
You've got good interest rates. Don't be so quick. Maybe after a few years of marriage and she's not working because of kids.

But if no kids, do not pay it off

And keep everything separate when you marry, help her but only with food and rent. She needs to show she can start paying it off herself too

Need a pic of her desu

>>50815058
>Tell her that it's stupid to pay off student loans before term (which is true). The interest rates are as low as you can get.

NEVER payoff early a low interest rate loan.
As long as you can make MORE interest with the money than the interest rate of the loan you are MAKING money by not paying the loan off early.

Instead of paying off a low interest rate $40,000 student loan early use the money to invest it in the stock market and MAKE money .

>>50815108
This. It's just a really shitty and disrespectful thing to ask of someone. And you know if you say "no" the relationship is doomed, so it's effectively an ultimatum.

>>50813289
This is the worst decision you could make, financially, emotionally, and spiritually. Do it.

>>50813289
Dude fuck no. I'm never doing that shit again for anything. I will pay their Jewish interest while investing.

>>50813289
You goddamn moron

>>50813289
Only if she your wife. Just a girlfriend can leave you any minute when some Chad comes around. Don't be stupid

>>50813325
/thread

>suck someones dick for a few months
>hey babe want to pay my 40k debt? i sucked your dick
>sure babe
>thanks for the 40k but i think it's not working ,we have to break up

the signs

>>50813289
You better not fucking do it you faggot

>>50815243
>ywn live in the golden age of America
Feels bad

>>50813289
Is she worth it? My gf only makes $3500 a month and I'm pretty sure she's gonna ask me (I make $16k) to help her out when she tries to buy a $40k+ car later this year. My answer will be FUCK NO and I hope it destroys our relationship.

>>50813289

40K in Bitcoin will be worth a fortune in a decade.
40K in a woman will be a few extra blow jobs and couple of taco Tuesdays.
If she needs the help then just pay the regular monthly due amount and make sure she does HARD ANAL ATM for each each month.

>>50813959
Masterful bait

>>50813289
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>>50813289
>Should I consider this an investment to our relationship?
No. If this is not bait, don't be a fucking idiot and do this or else you are the gayest, most cucked faggot ever.

>>50813289
for a gf? fuck off. Will she sign a prenup and give you four sons? Hell yes.

>>50813289
lol no way

>>50813336
And for God's sake OP, pay pay the then $41k AFTER she marries you. Women are lying whores.

>>50813399
>Tell her if she were your wife and gave you a child then you would think about it.
Terrible advice. Don't give her the blueprint. She's already exposed herself for being trash by asking outright.

>>50813289
White people are weird. They invest in randoms. Maybe if she was your wife you disgusting kafir in an illegal relationship.

>>50815182
except were in a bear market you dumb fuck

>can I have $40k, please?

>>50816681
Why would this be a good idea? If OP did that, there's nothing stopping her from exercising her female nature and divorce raping him, getting free of the debt AND getting even more of OPs resources in divorce.
You can't even trust a woman you make the mistake of marrying in a society where women's rights are a thing.

If you pay for her debt she as a gf (a stranger to you in the eyes of the law) has no obligation to repay you in any way.
You can "help" by contributing a little each month but don't sell your investment for the love of Allah.
Don't be a simp, don't be a white knight.

>>50813289
Do ameritards really need to pay off their student loans if they aren't earning shit? Go tell her to use her education to get a good paying job so she can pay it off herself. Jesus christ OP this better be bait.

>>50815540
based

>1 post by this ID

>>50813325
Thread done

>>50813289
For fucks sake don't do it anon.
She will still leave your ass afterwards, even before the 5 years is over.

>Buy UTK, stake it on maiar and earn 25% APY. If she is still with you after 5 years, you will have much more to comfortably pay.

>>50813289
I don't think I'd even do that for my wife. I'd hesitate to marry a woman that was deep in debt, so I can't fully relate, but that's a lot of money to just give to another person in one go. If my wife (emphasis on her being my wife here) was deep in debt, I'd probably just help her with the payments rather than pay it off in one go.

Gf? Wouldn't even consider it, what the fuck are you doing?

Don't do it anon. You really going to pay this chick 40k for her to eventually leave you? put it into ETh and MATIC. lmao

>>50814867
this. A million times this. Dump her immediately and start from scratch again. She probably has like 10k debt and will pocket the rest. You're a fucking retard (OP) for letting her know you have the money

>>50813325
fpbp

OP should leave her just for asking.

>>50813289
never in a million years. her even expecting you to do that is a red flag and you should strongly consider running

Aside mentioned things. She won't learn from it if you just pay her loans. She will get moar loans.

She did finish that school anon? If so she could easily repay it herself by working.

>>50813289
She got to ride dicks all day in college and you paid the bill hahahah

>>50813289
Absolutely not.

>>50813289
>Should I consider this an investment to our relationship?
No. Tit for tat. She needs to let you get her and a second woman pregnant.

>>50813325
This. OP what are you thinking??

>>50816687
how do you know he’s white you smelly paki cunt

>>50813289
I would feel weird about my girlfriend even asking me that. My GF refuses to let me even help pay for her plane tickets to come visit me. She has never once asked me to pay for anything. It'd be different if we were married because we would also marry our finances. A general rule I have is that asking for money turns any relationship into a transactional one. It creates power and weakness. I'm not in the business of hiring prostitutes, personally, but different strokes for different folks. I have only ever wanted a relationship of equals, in which my girlfriend and I are both equal partners in our own shared endeavors. Asking me to pay for her debt would put us into a power imbalance, and that invariably brings gross and icky dynamics into a relationship.

>>50813325
>if she were your wife maybe
Nah, not even a maybe for that, there is zero difference between a wife and girlfriend in 2022, nobody takes their vows seriously and the breakdown of marriages serving a sacred purpose of uniting two familes pretty much means there is no reason to get married anymore, at least without a prenup that is.

>>50813361
This. Anon please for the live of God do not do this. She could literally leave you the next day after you pay your debts and there is nothing you could do about it.

At least make sure she gives you a child first, but srsly DO NOT DO THIS.

>>50813289
def don't fucking do it, seriously.

dump her if she tries to force you. life is too short.

>>50813289
I really thought /biz/ would be more Machiavellian that this in their advice. What you should do is have her prove her loyalty to you and then when she proves it then you pay off her debts, but before you do any of that acquire a shit ton of blackmail on her like fetish-tier nudes that way if she tries to use you for your money before dipping you have a Samson option available.

>>50813289
its her debt, it doesnt affect you. you can give her a place to stay and she can put rent towards it if you're feeling generous. if she still cant pay it off in like 2-3 years, shes probably just terrible with money

>>50813325
Fpbp anon, DO not fucking do this.
Tell ‘em no, see how she reacts, and proceed based on the reaction.

>1 post by this ID

>>50813289
tell her to go fuck herself maybe?

>>50813325
fpbp

>>50815182
In my country student loans are literally interest free, forever. I don't have to pay anything back until I start earning an income, which (on the books) I'm not. Obviously, I never intend on paying it back, ever. Maybe when a loaf of bread runs for $10k each I'll think about it.

>>50816785
>Go tell her to use her education to get a good paying job so she can pay it off herself
Exactly. The whole point of getting a student loan is to get a degree, so you can get a good job, so you can pay off the loan. If she didn't want a job, then why did she get a degree? Why did she take the loan? She is and should be locked into that route now.

>>50818903
Worst fucking advice in this thread. As if she'd even care, all that would do is make her the victim and give her legal grounds to fuck OP over. Just don't give her the money to begin with.

>>50813289
imagine how many prostitutes you could hire with 40K
hell, you could do it with pornstars with that kind of money

>>50818903
Revenge porn is illegal

>>50813289
You shouldn't have told your gf about your investments in the first place. The second you said you had 50k in bitbean or whatever she she visualized 50k worth of clothes and makeup.

>>50813289
Offer to marry her and spend part of the money on a trip Hawaii. Shit test her like they do to us...make her put some skin in the game

>>50813289
ive got a question about debt, and im not gonna make a whole new thread for it but ive got;

$11k left on a 14k loan
$2600 cc debt

which should i focus on paying off first? im only doing $400/mo on the loan but its like 13% interest. the cc is already in collections and i figure i can try and hit em with the sam hyde approach to see if i can lump sum pay about half of it to get rid of it. how do each of these affect my credit?

fuck no.

i will never let someone who is a shitter with money to tell me what i do with my money PERIOD.

the idea of investing is to make money in the long run this stupid bitch is trying to kill your investments in the middle of it..

>>50813289
don't.

>>50813325
>if she were your wife maybe
also don't. don't ever give her money in any way.

>>50813289
>>50813325
No either way.

People that are saying if she was your wife.

Do you wanna marry someone who is 40k in debt and needs help paying her debts.

Just dump her and keep her as a fuck friend while you look for better wife material.

DONT MARRY WOMEN IN 2022
YOU FUCKING SIMPS

>>50820789
13% AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
you got jewed hard dumbfuck
you reap what you sow

>>50813325
Getting married to that money pit would be even dumber

>>50813289
NONONONONONONO

DO U WANNA BE THE KEK THAT PAID OFF HIS GF‘S DEBTS???!!

>>50818903
you are the biggest retard with the worst advice itt. Read the prince again when you're older than 16

>>50821091
Just remembered that I had a coworker that got married to a student loan money pit, she divorced him within a year, (((coincidentally))) right after they finished paying it off

Seriously, if you are on this website no w*man will ever love you. If you're in a "relationship", you're getting scammed.

>>50820789
Credit card debt first obviously

>>50813289
every day we have another thread with a retard spending his money on a girl that wont be in his life in 5yrs. its a bad investment make her pay her shit off and dont let her know you have money. dumbass retard

>>50813289
You're an idiot if you're even considering it. If she had given you a male child and carried your second, MAYBE it'd be acceptable to even think about asking you. But she's not and she did, so she's a tick and she'll dump you when she finds someone new/richer, regardless of your decision on this matter.

Imagine giving money to the jew of sex

>>50813325
fpbp. don't help her unless she gives you a family and is a good wife. also get a contract.

>>50813289
Debt is not to be paid off, it is to be managed.

It's much better to grab your $40k and invest it in something that covers her monthly payments.

>>50813289
fuck her and leave her

equal rights

>>50818903
yeah and we didn't even get to see pics of the gf still

>>50813289
Explain to her Biden has her covered

>>50813289
give her a nickel every time she sucks your dick
physical cash only so she doesn't have to pay taxes
you stupid idiot, imagine paying your girlfriend's debt when you know the absolute state of modern women

>>50813289
How the fuck are you even considering it

In facts its a red flag and u should reevaluate the relationship

>>50813289
Under no circumstances, dumbass.

>>50813325
This 110%.

If you pay anything OP immediately kill yiurself

>>50813289
As others have said, use it to help her start a business, then she'll be able to pay off her debt with profits from her business. Some etsy/tiktok shit is perfect for a female. Tell her to start browsing tiktok for entrepreneurship ideas.

Don't be a fucking moron. She could end it with you a day after it all clears.

Tell her to buy $vinu before cutting her off completely off your life and kicking her on the streets for being an interest gold digging whore.

>>50822238
that pussy good maybe

>>50813289
Nice Troll, Fag.

>>50813289
Even if she had good intentions to begin with she'll quickly realize she's in a relationship with a simpleton who the rest of society ridicules for the deed. Females value social status above all else so you'll lose her soon after. It's a lose - lose situation for you.

Consider marrying her first or if she's not the one dump her and find the one who is.

>>50813289
Isn't Brandon canceling it?

>>50813289
Modern Aesop's Fables
hopefully a young anon has learned the lesson

>>50813289
Delay it as a long as possible so inflation destroys it's value.

>>50826647
>>50813289
this
or double up on monthly payment, giving away lump sums of capital is the worst thing you could ever do
alternatively find a different girl

>>50813289
1 post by this ID
127 replies

You are the cucks for falling for this crystal clear larp bait. Someone is being paid 10 cents a post for each of you assholes that replied

DON'T DO SHIT IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIED

>>50813289
Fuck no, don't be a fucking pussy, that was her choice to be a dumb cunt and go to college

I’m surprised ur even considering this lol.

>>50813325
fpbp

Whether or not you make her your wife is your business OP, but don’t even consider it before she signs that dotted line

>>50826729
Why would someone get paid to post bait?

Also, how do I get in on this? You get to make up stories, and then make a few bucks for it too.

My mum paid her own student loan off like 7-10 years ago.
Not even marriage should make the man pay for denbts accrued before it.

>>50826729
??? why would someone pay money to shit post? They aren't shilling anything?

>>50813289
why pay off debt? its one thing if the interest is fucking you but I would just put it off especially if the money can make more being invested by yourself.
>>50813325
this too. Dating a girl and maybe wanted help for a $500 plane ticket for a trip for us, maybe but her debt? fuck no, I don't see a ring on my finger

don't pay anything lmao .

>>50827671
>>50828352
It's meant to distract you

>>50813289
Imagine paying off your ex's student debt because you dated her for a while lmao.
Let the next guy handle it bro. And worry about yourself stress free for the next five years.

>>50813289
fuck no, dont ever give ANYONE a free pass
tell her you can help alleviate some pressure of student loan debt by assisting a small percentage of her repayments but tell that bum to get a proper job to get returns on her investments
if she doesnt then your gf is a liability so dump that shit

tell her you lost it all gambling on crypto, if she sticks around and marries you anyways, pay it off

otherwise tell her to fuck off

>>50821257
I met my wife on 4chan and she has contributed several tens of of thousands more towards the relationship than I have. Several hundred thousand if we're being flexible.

>>50813289
NIGGER WHAT?!

>>50813289
nah, tell her that 40k will be worth today's 400 bucks in year 2035, if she gets it, marry her

>>50813289
Let her pay back the loan while you pay housing to live together and suck your dick. She also have to give up the asshole and take you out once a week at least to a place of your choosing. Oh, and she also has to pay utilities like electricity and water.

>>50813289
Pics or she's not real.

>>50813289
Tell her to suck your dick then kick her out.

>>50813289
Tell her to give you access to the student loan account and tell her you'll match whatever she agrees to pay every month

>>50813289
You know what they say: if you have to ask ...xngna

>>50813289
I had this problem too. Had a gf with 30k in student loans and no career, while I was debt free. Left her, found a different woman. It was painful, but it was still the right choice. You can do it anon.

>>50813392
Also this - https://youtu.be/w_urWSSZgwU?t=34

>>50813289
you have to do it who else is gonna fuck you? I'll wait. you and I both know 40k really isn't that much. once you go ahead and knock that shit out it'll only strengthen the relationship now she knows she has somebody she can trust through thick and thin.

>>50815182
this but with municipal or corporate bonds.

>>50832992
lmao simp, you are in for a rude awakening. It's very different for a woman to be monthly dependent on you vs you paying her shit off no strings attached

>>50813341
THIS THIS THIS!

I paid off my girlfriends debt (she agreed to marry me) as soon as it was paid off she left me for some degenerate drug addict "that needed me".

Don't do it unless you have a ring on your finger (and I don't even recommend that these days).

>>50813325

This.

>>50813289
if she's your wife and has plopped out a baby you can consider it if you she makes you happy. But for the love of fucking god never, ever ever ever ever, ever ever ever, pay off her student debt....

>>50833062
>(and I don't even recommend that these days).
This

>>50813289
aka, once you pay it off she will leave you. many such cases!

>>50813447
Mine pays for everything although she did mentally fuck me out of 600k during the stimulus rallies... fml

>>50813289
If you have 2 kids and are married for 8yrs and have joint ownership of a house… even then HELL NO.

>>50813289
>1 post by this id
Rage bait

>>50831563
bet she was a nonvirgin lol

>>50813289
Its far better to have a girlfriend that has 40k in debt than it is to LOSE $40,000 of YOUR own money.If you marry her she can keep making payments on her loan as your investments grow.

Also if she has a collage degree why doesn't she make enough money on her own?

>>50813289
Why should you pay off dept of your girlfriend? She is a golddigger if she insists your relationship is over if you dont pay.

>>50813289
Reminder that if you don't give a woman full access to 'your' money you're an abusive piece of shit rapist.

>>50813289
She has to be at least a 10/10 and have a twin sister. They would both have to agree to threesomes all the time and even then I wouldn't give her a penny.

>1 post by this ID

>>50813325
FPBP

OP will regret till his last days if he doesn't follow this advice

>>50813289
Do it then make her your personal sex slave

>>50813289
>GF is asking me to help pay off her student loan debt.

Girl"Friend".
You tell her to fuckoff, or dump her. What are you, stupid ?

I would never pay off my gfs student loan debt. What a stupid question, and your bitch is fucking delusional to ask you this.

That is her responsibility, and guess what, this is so common. The men paying off their stupid bitches loans because they are too dumb to do it themselves.

>>50813336
also this. Then I can at least understand it.

>>50813341
>>50833062
Good lord. This is fucking sad to hear. Glad Im emotionally tougher than you two miserable mongs and plainly told my girlfriend to fuckoff with requests like that.

Men need to stop doing shit like this, and let women start being adults.

>>50813289
>GF is asking me to help pay off her student loan debt.
Watch her dump your ass right after.

>>50813289
If my gf asked me to pay off her debts, I would tell her "I'll think about it". Then I would fuck the shit out of her one final time (jizz on, not in her). Then dump her the next day. The sad fact that you had to make a thread instead of instinctively doing what I've suggested, tells me you're going to pay her debts off and probably kill yourself when she dumps you the day after you do it.

>>50813289
>rape her
>tell her you love her afterwards
If she stays and accepts lure here into niggatier jobs for money so she can service you.

>>50813289
That's pretty fucked anon. The answer is a big, fat, resounding no.

The only people you should be lending to are family members and friends who are close enough to be family - and even they should have a solid plan to pay you back asap.

But some random slag who's sleeping with you until she finds someone "better"? Fuck no.