/biz/ - Business & Finance

real edition: poopy pants edition

BBBY to the moon.

just chillin' waiting for tomorrow

PEE GEE EN WHY

BNSO MICRO FLOAT get twisted

It's over

So whats this deal with BBBY? Is there any actual reason to buy here or is it just randomly popping off?

The CPI print will be _____%.

>>50810395
worse than expected

>>50810388
smells bullish

>>50810416
Your brain on QE

>>50810395
(((6.7%)))

Why is reddit so much better at finding winners than smg?

Today I will succeed (just kidding)

How much do I need to retire and live of dividends

>>50810395
10%
Muh oil=meme

>>50810426
Are some of them even in the green after this pump? Hopefully they sell this time.

>>50810444
how much does it cost you to live per year

>>50810444
that's a nice pantsu tf, would be a shame if she pissed

>>50810426
they don't find winners, they are the bag holding army. it's where you go to convince people to buy your bags.

>>50810336
VIXY good buy?

>>50810444
bout tree fiddy

>>50810466
there is literally nothing volatile in today's world

>>50810469
million

uranium

short BBBY wednesday

Give me some advice /smg. Majority of my holdings are in stock and it's a company I truly believe is gonna moon but I know the pros of diversifying so put the brakes on it and started working on my spread. Thing is the company is starting to uptick and I don't wanna miss my slurp phase before its starts pumping. Should I dump more in stocks or keep working my diversity? (Pic related)

>>50810466
no wait until it runs up 60% then fomo in

>>50810479
What about your mothers pussy?

>>50810391
I don't know... but I sold off my $50 lottery ticket for $20 a couple weeks ago...
Would have been worth $460 today

>>50810513
too late

>>50810509
8 grand in an index isn't going to do much for you. might as well take a risk while you're young. you have the rest of your life to DCA into the s&p

>>50810530
damn bro

>>50810388
How is it possible that the forecast was so wrong

Anyone looking at animated media content? Found a pretty undervalued gem called GNUS. Apparently Sylvester Stallone is heavily invested and it seems to be a good company? It’s trading got under $1 right now so it really doesn’t have anywhere to go but up

Bros, is the stock market going to crash?

>>50810530
Im going to buy in tomorrow. Not like im going to get to retire anyway so might as well throw a chunk of my roth ira at it.

>>50810391
from the previous reddit nonsense I have learned that clown world is an unstoppable force, and if a group of trannies can meme something into existence, it WILL prevail

betting against clown world is like betting against the fed

>>50810553
First of all I'm not your "bro", have more respect for the professional investors in this thread. Secondly I can't answer right now because I have pants to pee. So I'll consider answering your question if you ask it again DURING MARKET HOURS tomorrow.

>>50810568
>betting against clown world is like betting against the fed
They got like 6 threads up there. I think its still not even a $1 billion mcap company so im probably just going to go for it.

>futures

What companies should I consider holding some shares in so I am protected from too harsh punishment by the technocracy and I get appointments with FEMA finalized?

>>50810553
Not my call

>>50810568
Clown world era is over, its the schizo world now

>>50810592
Forbidden Planet is a great movie

>>50810606
Can't wait until shmitah then

>Anti inflation bill passes
>Market knows it’s bullshit and drops

>>50810616
the only thing it does it run up more debt and fuck over dividend stocks

>>50810602
PLTR was always the fema appointments. But really just any tech stock. The whole is getting dark so you will need capital and a good gun to protect yourself.

>>50810553
>wh*te women

>>50810616
>Anti-inflation bill passes
>Half the furries and posters on Deviantart kill themselves

>>50810391
>big money is in early
>pumps a bit
>retail piles in
>big money pumps it more
>retail FOMOs in
>big money dumps on retail
>retail dumps at the bottom
>repeat
I think they've found an infinite money cheat. Sure, some retail will do well, but the big money will always do well.

>>50810628
you can't tell me YOU'Ve never fantasized about getting raped by a large beast

>>50810592
>steel reserve tall boys
>plastic fifths of vodka
>boxed wine
>blacking out with shoes on, glasses on, headphone on and the sun shining
Based

>>50810616
>Stronger IRS so more taxes
>More deficit spending
>More corporations dependent on the government teat
This is like when they raised tariffs during the depression kek

>>50810640

>>50810626
How many shares of PLTR to acquire the GEP gun I will need to protect myself from the rogue drone hacker terrorists?

If I can get $80k into a brokerage account what can I bet on to get me at least 20% by end of august?

>>50810462
>would be a shame if she pissed
Yeah wouldn't it be embarassing if she pissed herself while sitting on your lap. That's be so silly haha

>>50810592
sleep tight steeler

>>50810672
Oil/vix/dairy are the highest leveraged futures you can trade.

>>50810623
>fuck over dividend stocks
eh?

Crypto is so fucking boring bros. Even meme stocks have more volatility. I'm thinking of capitulating and moving over to stocks

every meal i've had at home for the last 10 years i've eaten in front of my computer

>>50810717
There's this BHSIF stock you should start out on. It's only 3 cents so your crypto brain will understand it.

>>50810737
Based

>>50810717
Stocks are superior.
Options give you so much more control. Combining multiple contracts together in one trade let’s you profit from any change in market conditions depending on how you structure your trade.
Can hedge, generate income, gain leverage, all without having to pay anyone other than the fair market value a MM is willing to buy/sell the contracts from.

>>50810713
companies now have to pay at least 15% of their dividends in taxes
so for companies that are focused on dividends they are going to pay more

So a lot of those "fixed income" etfs and mutual funds are gonna be losing revenue.

Reits are except though lol

>>50810737
I at least eat dinner with the wife, its good to eat with loved ones.

>>50810717
This is the bottom signal I’ve been looking for

>>50810751
Wait what? I thought they just set the min tax rate at 15% for companies and it was off the book value.

>>50810779
>bottom signal

>>50810751
Source?

>>50810798
>anime
>pedo
Like clockwork

>>50810779
>bottom signal
this is my bottom signal, pic related

>>50810793
It's still very unclear what "book value" means since it's not an official term, and everyone is assuming it means dividends since that's what they talked about during their debates. And because it excludes reits which have to pay 90% profits to shareholders by law
>>50810803
>https://crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/R/R47202

>>50810803
New minimum 15% corporate tax imposed on companies over 1B from the inflation shit that passed.
Any companies that already paid this amount or greater are continuing business as usual.
Taxes hits companies that used hella loop holes and international structures to reduce income below 15%

I hate knowing Bobo will have the last laugh when the universe cools to 0kelvin

>>50810553

>SOXX down trend
Are they right anons?

>>50810858
>heat death of the universe
>cyclic cosmology ends up being true
>big bang happens again
>universe repeats
LIFE IS DESTINED TO CRAB

Futures pump on news of an FBI raid at Trump's Mar-A-Lago home

>>50810838
That’s a cute quacker

How much more money do I have to pay the market Jews before I get honorary Semitic status

My big brain stock purchases last week didn't age too well this week.

>>50810852
>book value
Sorry I should have said 'book income,' but yeah I have not hear that term before. I guess they mean gross income? I can see divvys taking a hit though

>>50810958
I don’t think she ever looked good.

>>50810949
>It's real
Holy shit

>>50810949
>lock him up
nothing can stop jim brandon and his amazing economy.

>>50810958
Getting old sucks

>>50810949
>Dark Brandon is here

>>50810876
Yeah, but it's just a line who gives a fuck semis aren't just gonna be forgotten about.

>>50810949
>raid a former presidents house
>while nancy insider trades her way though taiwan
>while biden sells oil out of the strategic reserve to china
>also hunters associated with the firm in china
Fucking clown world never ceases to amaze...

>>50810546
Kek this is a joke right?

>>50810946
>cyclic cosmology ends up being true
Pathetic crab cope, we grow bigger and bigger forever, exponentially. Mumus keep winning long after everyone is dead.

>>50810553
Jesus Christ those look like my feet. What the fuck

>>50810553
she has the worst feet in all of hollywood

Feel like premarket/afterhours is just to add noise to charts.

>/smg/ can't even post good anime girls now
It really is over

anime faggots tongue my anus

>born too late to catch the capitalism exit pump
>born too early to be rich just because I’m white
>born just in time to fight chinks in hand to hand combat over the last clean well of water left

>>50810553
This is the type of woman you bring back to the trailer to lick your ass while your doings lines of coke

>>50810966
It's a mad up term in the bill. What they "claim" it is is the money the company gives to its shareholders i.e. dividends.

So companies are probably going to reinvest the money into their company so the dividend payments never get higher than normal taxes.

>>50810949
Unironically bearish long term.

>>50810388
look at that fucking bubble. that's going to correct down to pre-pandemic levels in an instant.

>>50811143
>born just in time to clown

>>50811051
we live in an oligarchy

Wow chuds just lose harder and harder every day to Dark Brandon

>RBLX
predictions?

>closed all short positions on today's dump
>market pumping after hours ahead of the CHIPS bill shit
Kek

>>50811194
>Dividends are literal redistribution of wealth.
>Take away dividends to redistribute wealth
>to the government
Niggers.

I placed a gas money level bet that NVDA recovers slightly and crabs the rest of the week.
Who thinks I'm walking to work next week?

>>50811051
All that is bad but people who don't fight back end up getting fucked over. It's just how it is. It reminds me of Republican Spain before the civil war- the leftists were like "rawr we're gonna shit up society you mad conservatives" and the conservative politicians were a-scared. And that opened the door for crazy fucks like monarchists, catholic crusader extremists, fascists and rightwing military guys like Franco to come in and then they easily beat the shit out of the left because it turns out being a skinnyripped anarchist only makes you tough when you're assaulting grannies and trash cans but as soon as some Catholic militia farmboys from Basque Country come along you get your shit rocked because you're just a larping city kid with rich parents.

>>50811259
Its summer vacation my man. My nephew is 10 and hes up until 2am playin that shit.

>>50811302
Based Mine Were of Trouble reader.

>>50811315
>10
>playing roblox
He's getting groomed,fool

>>50810607
>Forbidden Planet
Oh oh, aoh oh!

>>50810592
For me it's Natty Daddy. 15x 8% beers for less than $10 after tax. What is /smg/ blacking out on this Monday afternoon?

>>50811235
Basically the only reality I'm cut out for.

>>50811352
rum shots and a glass of water

>>50811302
>fight back
All I can do is spread the word and make frens to help spread the word

>>50811352
after i finish this cherry white claw its gonna be gin tonics

>>50811352
Home made apple brandy mixed with home made coffee liquor and whole milk (welcome to the Midwest).

>>50811352
Coors Light

>>50811384
The water is a pro gamer move for sure
>>50811450
Make sure you get your tpoxx vaccine anon
>>50811460
>homemade
Based
>coffee and whole milk
Sounds like you would puke your guts out before you got drunk
>crinkle fries
Into the trash but that burger looks great

>>50811460
damn son

>>50811450
https://youtu.be/Of_VGpoC19w?t=21

>Trump raided by FBI?
>Bullish.

>>50811498
couldn't jab me before, not gonna jab me now
>>50811506
wew

>>50811512
yes, for gold and silver.

DDD bros what went wrong...

>>50811498
>puke your guts out before you got drunk
Honestly I'm less the alcohol athlete I used to be. In an effort to save money in the BBB economy I rarely drink anything unless I make it myself so I get sloppy off like 5 drinks now.
>>50811503
Yeah I should have posted the one with the curds.

>>50811612
The real question is when is Culvers gonna IPO?

>>50811460
fat fuck

>TGB after hours
copper bros... what happened...

>>50811641
Based companies never list themselves on the (((market))) because the chosen people would make them sell bug meat and hire trannies and pajeets to run the company and 50 levels of female hr that don't do any work and just hang gay flags everywhere and Twitter post about abortion

>>50811644
Copper is still lagging behind gold/silver/platinum and uranium. But probably a good time to get in, all of that renewable energy the "inflation reduction act" is calling for is going to need copper for the grid.

>>50811612
>Culver's
Wh*te trash gutter food

bros i got weird red spots on my penis shaft. i think i caught monkepox from posting here because im a virgin.

How do I profit off Trump probably going to federal prison?

>>50811644
I made good money on WIRE and I held ERO long enough for it to recover.
>Penny shit
Ohhh I see.

>>50811076

>>50811716
im not into politics,but he's not a weakling,really doubt hes going to prison

>>50810603
my puts are solid

>>50811737
Hmm, DWAC puts?

>>50810876
yes because clearly that line is pointing down and not up, meaning it will follow the line, because you must follow lines where they point, it is the rule.

>>50811641
I hope never. Same as Steam, same as Music Tribe. There are some things in life that I feel benefit from not being beholden to public shareholders.
>>50811643
Not even close, try being an active adult man and you'll understand what hunger is.

>>50811737
Wh*te supremacists like drumpf aren't going to prison. They're going to hang lmao

Recession canceled trade accordingly.

>>50811716
It's over this shit:
>National Archives says Trump took 15 boxes of White House records to Florida
>Feb. 7, 2022
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/national-archives-says-trump-took-15-boxes-white-house-records-florida-rcna15260

>>50811716
I dunno about prison but the way its looking they may charge him with just enough to make the 14th Amendment kick in.

Chauvin lost
Mike Lindell lost
Roger stone lost
Lin wood lost
Cyberninjas lost
Sydney powell lost
The three georgia rednecks lost
Alex Jones lost
Bojo lost
Putin lost
Hitler lost
Tucker lost
Trump lost

Biden won
Kamala won
Hillary won
Holder won
Obama won
Hunter won
Natalie won
Comey won
Pelosi won
AOC won

>>50811716
>betting against the most investigated & acquitted man of our age
...ngmi

>>50810391
animal ears but headphones over human ear location? ya ok furfags

>>50811724
>>Penny shit
s-shut up...
they mine over 100 Mlbs of copper a year OK??
the EPA will redeem the Florence Copper environmental permits and bring many prosperities to my village...

>>50811823
Not my problem

Bros... I'm crying again and there's no reason

>>50811823
You're posting this shit on multiple boards? How many boards are you at now?

>>50811823
Rittenhouse won

>>50811807
so hillary's server levels of shit. Okay. Whatever.

>>50811838
Are you the 30 year old who posted this earlier

>>50811855
It's sightly lower than that.

>>50811716
By voting Desantis in 2024 and enjoying a pro-business administration not run by a literal television entertainer

just fomoed back in. china invades tomorrow.

>>50811838
Have you seen your life lately? You have plenty of reason to cry.

>>50811823
Reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse won.

>>50811863
It'll be in october when the Taiwan Strait is easiest to pass

>>50811857
Yes, I'm 35
>>50811870
Maybe there are so many that I can't pinpoint one specifically...

>>50811862
Based florida man is 2028 & 2032. Bout to be a decade of glorious based men at the helm.

>>50811880
Low tides or somethin?

>>50811862
Ok so I was on team DeSantis too but I saw he was only fucking 5'9"

5'9"

Do I go all in on VIX in futes, right now or do it at this time tomorrow?

>>50811838
Son, I know your there, pick up. I just wanted to say hi. Your mom is doing fine, we just miss you. Okay, I was just calling to say hi. We love you, gives us a call

>>50811888
It's ok to cry fren. Take a walk and drink some cold water :)

>>50811897
>Just to get ashore, the landing force commanders would have to improvise extensively to deal with the inhospitable Taiwanese west coast, which is mostly mud flats, with significant tidal ranges. The Chinese would also have to contend with two monsoon seasons, from August to September and from November to April; it would be restricted to two “windows” of attack, from May to July and the month of October.
https://digital-commons.usnwc.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2535&context=nwc-review

I need some help smg.
I want to start trading leap calls.
How much money should I start with? And which tickers if any are good right now?

>>50811917
You don't know what you're doing and you are throwin in cash still?

>>50811937
Start with your entire portfolio and buy SOXL leaps.

>>50811917
Seems like a cozy all in and sell $12 covered calls till they get assigned or whatever. The premiums on uvxy ccs are super cozy

>Running through hoops to get Trump arrested
>Instead of just whacking him like everyone else you had killed
The circus must go on.

>>50811924
All while being attacked by ROC troops, Western Volunteers and SEA mercs

>>50810640
I'm raped by the top 0.01% everyday with subliminal messages

>>50811958
Oh no doubt, an invasion of Taiwan would be insane and on a scale not seen probably since WW2. Easily over 500,000 casualties total (civilians and military).

>>50811906
it's OK our adversaries leaders are manlets too
Xi will have an inch on him but he will mog Putin

>>50811982
Xi's nose looks like a dick.
Can't mog putins eyes tho

>>50810553
I never really understood the foot fetish until I've seen her. Now I get why others appreciate a nice pair.>>50810565

>>50811982
I just can't respect a manlet no matter how based he is

175CM IS NOT MANLET

>>50811924
Does anyone have the Taiwan short range missile defenses infographic? I must have forgotten to save it last time this came up.
China invading Taiwan isn't like the US invading Iraq in 1990, the Taiwanese are ready and equipped to absolutely gut punch China as soon as shit touches off.

I use my nunchucks while I feed ducks

And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up that building
Say, if I only could, oh

Drinking some Coors... getting hungry, no food in the house. Original plan was just to not eat today, get something tomorrow, because fuck eating all of the time. But after someone posted a picture of pizza in a different thread, I'm not sure I can hold back.

>>50812032
>175cm

>>50812032
It's tall for a woman

>>50811924
>Attacking when your enemy expects you to

>>50812038
I don't have one but I agree. Taiwan is a no joke, fully equip modern military. They're nothing like middle eastern shitholes and are even much better than the dysfunctional ukrainian army.

>>50811095
>noise
AH and premarket exist to trigger your stoplosses and margin calls right before the market immediately corrects itself.

>>50812062
If they don't, they risk being known as one of those armies that got lost at sea before they even started fighting lmfao.

>>50812008
Yeah I ain't much of a foot person but damn those look kinda fucked.. (granted my own feet don't look the best but damn they look better than those things..)

>>50812042
You don't wanna hurt me (Ye-yeah, yeah, yo)
But see how deep the bullet lies (Ye-yeah, yeah, yo)
Unaware, I'm tearing you asunder (Ye-yeah, yeah, yo)
Oh, there is thunder in our hearts (Ye-yeah, yeah, yo)
Is there so much hate for the ones we love? (Ye-yeah, yeah, yo)
Oh, tell me, we both matter, don't we? (Ye-yeah, yeah, yo)

>>50812044
>Original plan was just to not eat today
wow, are you one of those buddhists? Thats so cool

>>50812052
i'm 176 actually and i would mog anyone in this general in the face and hair department

>>50812032
>1Yd9
Wew laddie, better get some buckled shoes and an iron pot. Hope you like wearing green.

>>50812101
Post your mugshot so we can turn you into a meme

>>50812100
Beer sustains me.

>>50812101
If you don't mog my wallet i aint interested

>>50812101
The fact that I would have to look down at you makes this irrelevant

>>50811823
based and truth pilled

>>50812032
maybe not in starving poor countries that use metric
in America however with meat & potatoes relatively available from a young age, it is not so tall

>>50812080
They may have figured out a way to overcome that obstacle just like Hitler got his Panzers through the Ardennes despite every military theorists saying he couldn't. And I would imagine China is looking to completely overwhelm the Taiwainese defences before they can even get a chance to properly organize and respond. I believe Rommel was right when he said you have to beat an Amphibious landing on the beach, and not allow them to establish a(ny) bridgehead.

>>50812165
beachhead*

>>50810336
I was shilling for VBHI a few days ago here. Big mistake I'm stock holding the bag now kek.

>>50812101
I'm 5'9'' and I'll post a picture if you do gayboy. I refuse to believe I am the only one here that doesn't look like some type of goblin creature like rocker

>>50811946
>>50811950
>You don't know what you're doing
>vix on bottom channel
>cpi soon
>spy had a huge fucking leg up
>also picrel

>>50811924
why not just surgical strikes on TSMC? after than nobody would defend Taiwan anyways, given enough time many would be unable to defend Taiwan.

>>50812185
>20% down today
What have you done,anon

Have you ever heard the expression “deja vu”?

>>50812197
>5'9
>5'9
>5'9
You are a little manlet goblin...

>>50812101
Sure you can kiddo.

>>50812209
US and Taiwan forces would destroy TSMC fabs so they wouldn't fall into China's hands. Part of their deterrence policy.

>>50812197
>5'9
Lmal who cares what you look like if you're a manlet

>>50812217
Idk bro kek I own like 82k shares of it I brought the dip earlier but it just kept dipping there isn't any news either but word is they canceled some big acquisition becouse they lacked the funds or something. I put in $540 into it and am down 50%. Could be worse I'm still bag holding DWAC from at $160 a share back when that short squeeze happend. I suck at investing kek. Should've just kept putting money into gme and amc.

Ive been buying into Mosaic waiting for the famine to begin.

>>50812248
Look buddy,i'll never meet you irl.didnt read

I have $2000 to play with. Should I just buy BBBY at open?

I hate manlets so fucking much it's unreal

>>50812165
>just like Hitler got his Panzers through the Ardennes
iirc, the tanks were so far in front of the troops they needed to wait for them lol, it was so undefended they went miles and miles ahead of where they thought they'd be and the troops (who were mostly still on foot at the time) had to catch up.
Anyway, I could see China essentially replicating D-Day. Amassing troops in one area yet trying to land in another, massive beach bombardments, paratroopers behind enemy lines to secure key points, massive bombardments of defensive and military infrastructure, then moving slowly towards the cities where they'll besiege them. Extremely bloody and devastating warfare for both the militarizes and the civilian population.
Really, the only difference between that and D-Day, is the advanced weaponry and the density of Taiwan's population within its cities. It could get really bad. I don't know if they would, but the Chinese would do better waiting them out in a siege than trying to take those huge, modern cities (if they got to the cities and could besiege them).
>>50812209
China would probably want TSMC and its foundries desu; and Taiwan could go full scorched earth and sabotage them.

>>50812165
>They may have figured out a way to overcome that obstacle
inb4 that video of the ramp failing on that Chinese landing craft in trials causing it to immediately tip forward and sink

>just imprison your political opponents bro

>>50812265
Tldr I'm shit at investing.

>>50812269
Answer me

>>50812273
There will be a shortage of chips. Caused by the taiwan invasion. It will usher in the age of RENT/LEASE/Share economy. Welcome to 2030 you will own nothing and be happy.

>>50812243
>>50812273
couldn't china just build a plant? the world pretty much just throws cash at them anyways.

>>50812274
>the chinese navy sinks, airplanes fall from the sky, weapons don't work
LMFAO that too. The Chinese military, which was built in China after all, is completely untested. They could fail before even landing on any beach of Taiwan's and it'd be one of the most historic failures of a military ever.

>There are actually people who are <6' in these threads
Lmao that's almost worse than the anon who admitted to having a <4" dick

>>50812246
5'9-6'1 is peak asthetics. Tall people look dumb and die young. Gotta have a bit of that angry little dude energy to wanna genocide the jews and fix the world all the tall guys are busy fucking girls with daddy issues

enough though i have $2m i'm only 5'8 ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>50812304
China can't do EUV lithography yet, so they're stuck at 14nm.

>>50812308
>admitted
He was posting it

>>50812308
>Tfw when 5'11
My whole life can be summed up by "so close, yet so far"

>>50812332
Just get leg extensions

>>50812302
Isn't that bullish for almost every other chip maker though?
>>50812304
They would rebuild Taiwan's plant desu.

>>50812273
>iirc, the tanks were so far in front of the troops
That was part of what came to be known as "blitzkrieg". The tanks were meant to push hard and fast as quickly as possible (including all the way to Dunkirk and the English and French armies) while the infantry on foot mopped up and cleared out any pockets of resistance the armour had bypassed.
>China essentially replicating D-Day
That's my point with Rommel and beachheads. If the Taiwanese have learned anything from D-Day, the entire invasion will be won or lost on the beaches. If China can establish a beach head anywhere on the island, that will be significant.

>>50812274
Would appreciate a link to that video if you have one

>>50812334
so is Intel and the world runs on that shit. in the meantime USA and Europe would be chipless.

>>50812349
They can't replace the ASML EUV machines though, those are tightly controlled exports.

>>50812345
eh i'm ugly and balding so not really worth it at this point

>>50812225
post the updated chart

>>50812339
tell women you're 6'2" they're too fucking retarded to know

God I dunno what happened but I seen a Natasha Nice scene yesterday with her and some other blonde bitch and damn has she let her self go.. I used to watch her cause those tits were real and big but damn she's let herself go big time..

You will lose money tomorrow and I will make money tomorrow.

Anyone else extremely bullish or is it just me

>>50812425
Bullish on puts yes

>>50812425
You, cryptotards and redditors.. I've been buying long dated puts and rolling uvxy calls for two weeks

>>50812225
But this time Bobo... This time it won't surprise to the upside hahahaha

Bulls win

>>50812269
No, buy GME

>>50812407
And I will make more money than you.

>>50812407
only to inflation because im all cash.

>>50812425
I'm an index investor anon, I'm always bullish

>>50812269
no wait for it to run up another 60% first

FURNITURE BROS

WTFWT?????

Also sup smg, what happened today? You make money? Gone short yet?

>>50811838
Are you Jordan Peterson?

I bought DWAC this morning. 39 shares for a long term hold

>>50810553
madone

I've been gone for a few weeks is SIGA still a meme stock?

>>50812358
>If China can establish a beach head anywhere on the island, that will be significant.
Yea basically.
>That was part of what came to be known as "blitzkrieg".
No I know I was just added how the foot troops were so far behind because it was so successful.
>>50812365
It'd be a made in china knock off

>>50812548
>and then, for no reason at all...

shill me lotto ticket options

>>50812545
Make it 45 for president #45 aka the greatest in american history

>>50812546

>>50812562
chadblox tomorrow

I got banned from /tv/ :(

>>50812589
/tv/ jannies are real stinkers but nothing beats when a wild tranny gets power over /smg/

Now that Am*erka is a confirmed 3rd world shit hole banana republic what stocks do we buy to profit can we buy interest in the FBI and IRS?

>>50812585
earnings tomorrow? any reason to think theyre going to be good?

SIGA'S chief scientific officer is confident tpoxx will be an effective monkey poop treatment. Yall have been warned... SIGA is REAL DEAL YO.

>>50812562
I wonder what a premium+strike for scratcher calls would be. Probably a really fucking great scam.

>>50812611
Kek fuck jannies

>>50812589
/tv/ has some of the worst jannies ffs

are you a pro trader like me who times the bottom

>>50812589
>"Can we please stop having tranny threads?"
You made the mistake of thinking jannies are the same as you. Especially the ones that spend all day watching God knows what

>SPY crabbing at the 420 line again

>>50812623
child labor is very bullish

>>50812716
That's why you also own mid and small cap. You... do own the small and mid cap right anon?

>>50812444
based 4channel money loser

F-future bros?

>>50812754

Japan tanking

>AMD Open 100.06
>AMD Close 100.07

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHICH ONE YOU MONKEYS TOLD ME TO BUY ASAN PUTS ON FRIDAY IM DOWN OVER 60% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL FIND YOU SHILL I WILL END YOU YOUR FIRSTBORN IS MINE

When Larry Fink sells, I sell. Simple as.

What are some good cyber security plays? WEF said the cyber pandemic will be 100x times worse than covid...

These stocks would be a sure win right? Or would the cyber pandemic bankrupt these companies because they couldn't protect NUFFIN?

>>50812731
no plrb I buy only the largest caps so everyone can see how important I am

>>50812720

>>50812562
This is my most confident options play. They have a huge divvy in Sept, super profitable company that is doing stock buybacks. My buy date/price are a bit misleading I already dropped one set of calls for a 2x and bought back in. Potential 5x+ if they do their typical divvy payout run-up (broke $20/share before the last divvy)

>>50812792
I know this is a shitpost but it's fucking amazing how everyone is large cap when mid and small always work

>>50812766
The rugpull is in.

>>50812773
Slow and steady wins the race.

>>50812560
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Anzio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieppe_Raid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli_campaign
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tarawa

Some other examples of amphibious landings you might be interested in that went a lot differently than D-Day.

Also, I'm long on SkyWater (SKYT), as a bet on Taiwan chips getting cut off.

Just had my second masturbation session today, feeling pretty bullish about my T levels

>>50812855
BULLISH for PGNY

>>50812855
>Just had my second masturbation session today, feeling pretty bullish about my T levels

>>50812879
t. faplet

>>50812779
That's how Nathaniel Rothschild bankrupted all his competition. He knew people were watching him, so he sold everything, waited for everyone else to copy him, and then bought everything at a dirt cheap price.

>>50812855
Based high-T anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-NaEj2dQ0

>>50812887
>Just had my second masturbation session today, feeling pretty bullish about my T levels

>>50812855
I have to jerk off every single time I finish deadlifts, without fail

>>50812897
So Napoleon should have won?
Also, the Rothschild women married their cousins in order to retain their inheritance.
Buying more AMD next month.

>>50812897
So now he is using 3D chest. He knows people are watching him and he knows they will copy him so he will sell because he really wants to sell and he knows people knows Nathaniel Rothschild use the same tactical so they know when he sells will sell.

>>50812921
Right on the gymfloor. It's scary, but if it's so scary, then they shouldn't be there. I always drop trades, do a set of 20 and just lay on the floor jerking off to my own fist. I don't even look at porn, I just stare at my fist and will it to "Get out." No but seriously why does testosterone seem to have a relationship to the stock market?

>>50812927
Catherine never did much nudity but decides to release a masturbation video when shes 60.

>>50812946
>chess
That game died a long time ago. Now you just fomo after 20% pumps with no financial analysis into unprofitable tech stocks or you 20x leverage your Wendy's paycheck on dog coins

>>50812855
I had sex five days in a row with my new girlfriend. Sometimes twice in one day. Fapping is not the same. So glad I found someone who matches my libido

>>50812589

>>50812975
>new
Just give it a few months. You will go back to fapping in the shower

>>50812974
>chess

Google is down.. is this the cyber pandemic?

>>50812996
Google must have caught the monkepox :)

>>50812345
Who has that comic of the guy getting leg extensions where the nurses laugh at his dick

>>50812855
that's rookie numbers you should masterbate once for every pound you weigh if you want to increase muscle size

>>50812996
Works for me

>>50813035
It's back up now. it was done for a good 15 minutes.

>>50812967
lmao When did she do this?
Still would.
And I will continue buying TQQQ as well.

its happening

>>50813166
No you wouldn't. She has sagging vagine, tits, face, flappy, wrinkly, and her axe wound just stays gaped open.

I got a 10 minute warning for posting about "politics". Blow me jannies.

CATHERINE OLD ASS BELL

>>50813213
link? for research purposes

>>50813261
You should know better than to think the stock market is influenced by politics. The stock market is influenced by the same secret societies that influence politics, and is therefore at least as upstream as any politician.

>>50813274
Nice bush.
Holding SOXL.

>>50810652
>blacking out
>forever

I bought in even harder today.
And shorted more.

I think I have no idea what I’m doing.

Should I keep my powder dry or buy I-bonds

>>50813302
It is tasteful. I hope I get rich enough to age as gracefully.

>>50813261
meanwhile this has been up for ten minutes
>>50813274

>>50812775
>He didnt buy my shill, LABU and make 10% over the weekend.
your fault, not my problem

>>50813211
Nice

I don't know how to say this nicely...but if the QQQ bounces off the 200 EMA (which it did today, we're forming a top, and brother, it's starting to rain

>ASTR dropped under 1.30 today
Delisting soon.

>>50813450
unattractive women or a big ol hard cock are okay by jannie standards.

>>50813536

>janny deletes a quarter of the thread because he can't stand the sight of Trump

Sad!

Click it bros

>>50813555
Hey that's my pee pee on baggot's chin!

>BREAKING: Taiwan's military begins artillery drills

>>50813598
Some one bake

Ok seriously someone bake.

They have a point!

>>50813584
heh
not my problem

>>50813592
Lmao fuck off I'm about to teach them how to filter again. Uh guys, go to Settings. Upper right. Filters --> filter phrases something something I'll get it in a second.

>>50813646
>>50813646
>>50813646

Skin walker ranch is a great series.

Alright fine I'll bake you lazy niggers. Don't split.

>>50813638
Filter and Highlight Specific Pattern --> Add --> Set it to ID, and paste his ID

>>50813635
God I love women

>>50813211
Cyberwar, gas plant explosions, hover damn explosion, Rodgers network down and this, either Russia, China or CIA False flag.

>>50812791
BUG and HACK ETFs, if you want to invest in individual companies, look at those ETF's portfolios.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50813274
Wine aunt's know how to fuck