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>> No.50807404
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>mfw I only invest in meme stocks

>> No.50807413
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Oil bros....... Are we back

>> No.50807459

Watch CPI will be 9.0% and everyone will lose their shit

>> No.50807467
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CPI will be a drop because of oil prices for July. Market will end the week up bigly.

>> No.50807472

>>50807459
Numbers don't really matter. Prices move based on how much the market over/underprices something, and if it's not the direction they want, they fudge the numbers

>> No.50807474

>>50807459
uh, the us gov just passed a trillion dollar anti-inflation spending bill so it's fine ok chud, ugh.

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>>50807413
mfw my sl triggered

>> No.50807485
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50807485

This market doesn't make any sense. It's now a monkey market biatch.

>> No.50807495

myyyy myyyyy baaaaabbyyyyyy $BLUE

>> No.50807507
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It's over bros. Over.

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>>50807485
Just waiting for CMRX's AH ER so I can regret my bad decisions

>> No.50807517
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I hope you shorted the 200d EMA

>> No.50807545
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It's not fair that SIGA does this to me every day. AMC doesn't do this bullshit, I should have bought that meme instead. I fucking work at AMC, it would have been so fun to walk into work as a shareholder. I'd be able to tell all the teenagers that work there that I have more power than the managers and they'd probably believe me. But no, I went all in on gay sex and can't brag about it to anyone because I never make any fucking money and rooting for the death of gays will make me look like the bad guy.

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>>50807507

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>>50807507

>> No.50807567
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>>50807507
no.

>> No.50807572
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>> No.50807573
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Line go down.

>> No.50807583

Alright folks its time fore the SPY GIGAPUMP brought to you by Carls JR

>> No.50807586
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50807586

I love you guys no homo.

>> No.50807592

>>50807467
my inverse-anime poster winning streak will be tested on this post

>> No.50807595
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>>50807545
The drug saves gay peoples lives. You can say you are investing in support the LGBTQ to stop the spread of monkey poop.

You are not very smart hence why you work at AMC

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>>50807586
sounds homo bro, i'm going to need you to keep a 6 foot distance.

>> No.50807603
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NVIDIA BREHS

>> No.50807605

what the fuck was that

>> No.50807614
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>>50807586
I want sex with wealthy men

>> No.50807620
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>>50807583
>Carls JR
AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIEND! COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT! A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT!!!!
>>50807592
Im long tech since July. CPI will be down, thats why it pumped in July. Market saw even with oil at $120 most it did was a not even a full percent more.

>> No.50807623

There is no way SIGA will ever be over $30by EOY. Stop buying calls.

>> No.50807630
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>>50807598
I do not have monkeypoz.

>> No.50807635

>>50807623
it doesnt have to be 30b lol.

>> No.50807641
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I just want to see the world burn

>> No.50807648
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I missed the morning pump because I was having so much sex with my Latina girlfriend

What are we swinging into tomorrow?

>> No.50807659
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>>50807595
I work at AMC to meet all the single hot Korean women that walk in wearing nothing every day. I'm closer to fucking a Kpop idol than you will ever be.

>> No.50807670
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>>50807659
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

>> No.50807678

>>50807620
>CPI will be down
thats your anime poster opinion, couple days ago someone posted financials showing a projection higher

>> No.50807686
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>>50807641
a noble goal

>> No.50807688

>>50807507
Yeah I fucked a few fatties in my younger days, been with really skinny chicks too. There's a nice medium somewhere in there, where you can't see her six pack, and she's soft, but doesn't have a disgusting beer gut.

>> No.50807693

>>50807648
sounds gay, buy SIGA

>> No.50807700

>>50807467
Seems like market has already priced in flat or better inflation.

>> No.50807703

>>50807648
That's a man..

>> No.50807708

>>50807648
Why do you keep this larp up

>> No.50807712

>>50807635
I meant $30 a share. People here really think it will be $30-$40 a share by EOY and that’s totally unrealistic and I refuse to believe otherwise.

>> No.50807715
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>>50807688
>where you can't see her six pack, and she's soft, but doesn't have a disgusting beer gut.
>six pack
>beer gut
W-what kinda girls are you talking about...?

>> No.50807721

I am all in SQQQ 38c in my Roth IRA

>> No.50807722
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50807722

Where are all the GOVS fags this thing is rugging like a motherfuckaaa

>> No.50807726

Fuck it, I meme’d it
>BBBY purchased

I refuse to miss turning 2000 into 20k without even trying that hard. Fool me once, shame on me

>> No.50807729

>>50807712
they're going to force you to get the vax if you want to vote in the mid term.

>> No.50807746

>>50807678
>financials showing a projection higher
Dont see how. Commodities are all down except for maybe gas. Dont see how CPI could go up, when the underlying commodities have dropped. Its a small drop at worst, a bigger drop at best.
>>50807700
Yeah, they priced it in July. Saw 120 oil didnt really budge the CPI levels. Only going to come down now.

>> No.50807748

Should've known when AMC started going on about that stupid ape shit and cucking its holders that it'd moon again for no reason

>> No.50807768
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>>50807688
Real women have rolls chauvinist

>> No.50807807

>>50807715
chicks can have six packs and beer guts too. I was with this broad that was a go go dancer and, she didn't have an ounce of fat on her. you could clearly see her abs and her whole body was hard as a rock except her vagina, that shit was tight as fuck.

>> No.50807844
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I bought some today

>> No.50807848

>>50807722
anything shilled here by someone who hasn't posted hands or lots of DD you are supposed to short
common misconception, many such cases

>> No.50807857

>>50807748
to be fair thats their whole goal. they want their fans to pump their stock so insiders can sell. they're being very blatant about it

>> No.50807865

gonna throw two stacks into YANG see you guys in September

>> No.50807896

>>50807857
i dont even know what they expect. They issued the APE thing with voting rights so they can vote to dilute AMC further because the stockholders voted against more dilution

>> No.50807899
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50807899

How do i profit off the
Zoonotic Langya virus??

>> No.50807905

I sold the top in gamestop today

>> No.50807924

>>50807896
didn't the whole GME split dividend thing happen that way because it was a loophole that allowed them to split without doing a shareholder vote? GME holders previously voted against it. I wouldn't be surprised if AMC tries something similar since they've already split once and are still desperate for money

>> No.50807932
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What is this pattern called?

>> No.50807934

VRMbros we're gonna make it

>> No.50807936
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50807936

Portfolio is +4.70% swing trading

>> No.50807937

CANT GET A SINGLE DAILY RED CANDLE BIGGER THAN A FUCKING CUNT HAIR IN THIS FAGGOT JEW FUCK MARKET FUCK THE FED

>> No.50807950

I shorted SIGA at 23.

>> No.50807958

+1.38%, no thanks to MU again. My rando small craps are keeping me well.

>> No.50807964
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>>50807937
You're at least hedged for a potential meltup, aren't you?

>> No.50807967

I called SIGA at 23

>> No.50807969

>>50807924
no gme holders vote for everything cohen asks for

AMC just did the APE thing. You sound very uninformed.

>> No.50807972

>>50807387

You promised us balance sheet unwinding jpow

Where is the balance sheet unwinding

>> No.50807974

>>50807507
If only they didn't have that smell, slampigs would be perfect

>> No.50807989
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MEGL trade the best of the year sirs! Ganesha blessed me today!

>> No.50808011

Once again for being in commodities and cash and being out of stocks since January.

>> No.50808013

You have 30 seconds to prove to me the top of SIGA wasn’t 24.99.

>> No.50808019
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>NVAX
BROOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DONE

>> No.50808026

>>50808013
uhh i need at least 16 hrs for the market to open again

>> No.50808043
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>>50807936
Thats what ive been doing.
>options, not even once.

>> No.50808049

>>50808013
School hasn't started yet. Just like with AIDS, no one will care until the white children are affected.

>> No.50808055
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>>50807937
>and then he said "FUCK THE FED"
don't fight the fed, anon

>> No.50808068

>>50808043
That looks like texas roadhouse in the back. Im going this weekend. Should I ask if the wagies will dance? They have a hiring now sign out front so wonder if the wagies revolted.

>> No.50808070

buy small caps

>> No.50808074
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>>50807712
FDA approval is coming. You don’t think that alone is enough for it to pop from 24 -> 30?

>> No.50808076
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>>50808043
But I only trade Options.

>> No.50808079
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>>50808013
Because if it's labeled an STD. The gays and blacks will still require a cure. If it's a pandemic then I don't need to explain NUFFIN. We either win or win bigger.

>> No.50808080
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>>50808055
I would

>> No.50808092

>>50808055
i'm getting tired of all these white men getting picked to lead over at the F.E.D. When are we going to get a woman of color or some one who's transgender to make these decisions. Economic decisions impact everyone and everyone should have a turn to be represented, not just rich white men.

>> No.50808124

>>50807614
I’m even more based then I previously thought.

>> No.50808139

>>50807726
usually by the time a thing is all over reddit it's kind of too late
buying after something pumped by 40% is stupid usually, but what do i know GME being what it's currently worth is also stupid
good luck anon

>> No.50808149

VRMbros...

>> No.50808151
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>>50807614
You want sex with wealthy man because you will never become wealthy man so the next best thing is to be a slave to it. You are weak and will never make it.

>> No.50808155
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>>50807659
What about AMC attracts Korean womens?

>> No.50808165

>CMRX did absolutely nothing on the back of earnings
Sasuga

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>>50807614
>Sounds a Lot Like "Wehrmacht"
How or QUI would Vox know about Wehrmacht?
Also, is shorting Starbucks good for you?

>> No.50808182

>>50808076
Ah, well then your gains mean nothing then.

>> No.50808190

>>50808155
They really like to watch movies with their friends and be loud. They also order an obscene amount of food and take the opportunity to wolf it down in the dark where no one will see them. They could never get away with pigging out like that anywhere else.

>> No.50808193

I'm new to this, which visualizer do you guys use?

>> No.50808206
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>>50807726
In the same boat. I bought 200 shares for 9.75 around 4:30am EST this morning. Sold two weekly 14 C’s against them for 1.15 a piece
Then bought 35 Jan 23’ 60/80C bull call spreads for 0.35. $1.25k to make a potential $69k profit if this piece of shit squeezes GME style

>> No.50808217

>>50808079
But it’s already gone from $8 to $23 in weeks. There’s not much more room to run

>> No.50808218

>>50808055
I FOUGHT THE FED AND THE FED WON

>> No.50808222

>>50808193
For what, options? I use Optionstrat

>> No.50808224
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>>50807807
You spelled stripper wrong.

>> No.50808240

>>50808217
how does $75 mid September sound?

>> No.50808242

How much longer do we crab?

>> No.50808245
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I bought KRTX on Friday, and am up over 70%. Yee haw.

>> No.50808253

>>50808155
>>50808224
I will not eat the bugs

>> No.50808257

SIGA haters are all GOVX bronies mad that they backed the wrong horse and trying to spread fud.

>> No.50808270
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>>50808253
You will get the monkeypoop and you will eat the tpoxx.

>> No.50808272

>>50808242
Until Wednesday

>> No.50808274

>>50808240
Why do you think it would jump so high?

>> No.50808297
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Bought siga and now I’m down. Where is this gaypocalypse everyone is bragging about?

>> No.50808305

where my BBBY chads at?

>> No.50808314

>>50808305
Gas yourself "ape". Cant wait for all for all these meme stocks to go to 0.

>> No.50808322

>>50808190
Good observation fren. I gotta remember to check it out sometime.

>> No.50808354

>>50808242
10 years then exit crash to zero

>> No.50808358

>>50808240
Not going to happen and I’d bet my entire portfolio on it. Might sell naked calls on it for September even, I see there are $40 strike now. Free money

>> No.50808364

>>50808314
allergic to money huh?

>> No.50808365

I got rugged by natty brappers

>> No.50808378

>>50808274
you get 1 gay man in a 100 man gay orgie, then those 100 men go on to a dozen other 100 man gay orgies, next thing you know that 1 gay guy has given the monkie pox to 1200 men, who then go on to give it to children and everyone else. so you end up with 10s of thousands people infected.

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>>50808358
alright mid SEPT. $75 SIGA. #ScreenCapThis #MoneyMakingMondays #MonkiePox

>> No.50808412

>>50808378
Fund it

>> No.50808427

>>50807899
Eh, sounds like a dud. Chink farmers *are* one of the ground zeroes for epidemics though:
>When asked for confirmation, CDC Deputy Director-General Chuang Jen-hsiang (莊人祥) on Sunday that said according to the study, human-to-human transmission of the virus has not been reported, and that a serological survey of domestic animals found 2 percent of the tested goats and 5 percent of the tested dogs were positive.

>Chuang said the 35 patients in China did not have close contact with each other or a common exposure history, and contact tracing showed no viral transmission among close contacts and family, suggesting that human infections might be sporadic.

>> No.50808429

Is is AUY really a good buy? I've been observing it since someone mentioned it a few days ago and it's looking sexy.

>> No.50808433

>>50808314
don't you realize that the first of the month was last monday, so all those nigger's wellfare checks have settled and they just bought in today. shit's going to go down for a month strait now.

>> No.50808448

>>50808403
Do you have jewish priviledge to acwquire unlisted strikes?

>> No.50808450

UPST is halted after hours post a shit earnings report. Are AH halts normal? How low will this sucker burn?

>> No.50808451
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>>50808378
I worry more about the livestock. Is there a goat/sheep meat/milk ETF I can short?

>> No.50808452

Man, I lost half of my month's gains today :(

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>>50808297
It's in your local gay bathhouse. Go check it out>>>

>> No.50808460

>CRMD
The fuck was that?

>> No.50808466

>>50808055
Not fighting the Fed would be realizing there will be more rate hikes then priced into the market due to runaway inflation. and shorting the market.

>> No.50808479

>>50808451
/DC are milk futures. Don't think there's an ETF for them though. As for livestock, COW is maybe the closest with feeder cattle, live cattle, and lean hogs.

>> No.50808497

>>50807932
Blood in the water

>> No.50808504

>>50808466
could go either way, market seems to be pricing in a Fed pivot in the near future
or it's a bear market rally
we shall see soon enough

>> No.50808516

>>50808217
My logic is that the lack of clinical trials caused the stock to tank ~15% (the rest was just stop losses imho).

Let's toss out the hyperbull $100 case. We should see at least one more equal and opposite BAMP once the clinical trials resolve sometime in Q3

>> No.50808518

>>50808378
The r value of mp is essentially the average number of sexual partners gays have.
>Among 11,191 sexually active MSM, 76% reported a casual male partner. The median casual partner number was three
r value of mp is 3

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>CMPS
Are we shrooming again, bros?

>> No.50808526

>>50808450
Are goyim not paying their loans?

>> No.50808539
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Wtf bros the stock market is closed and I want to keep trading..

>> No.50808541

>>50808521
Buddy look at those hands

>> No.50808544

>>50807507
But fatty
You’se an independent woman who don’t need no man

>> No.50808546

What a comfy day. My 2024 $6 FCEL leaps are growing powerful Bought hut on Friday and sold for +10% at open then just didn’t look at the markets again. Let me know when it’s a red day I’m flush with cash

>> No.50808545

>>50798237
>>50798308

>> No.50808563

Olivia Newton John is dead :(

>> No.50808575

>>50808563
Qui?

>> No.50808579

>>50808526
>Are goyim not paying their loans?
theyre not even paying their cellphone bills

>> No.50808584

Time for AH dump

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>>50808545
>muh secret discord
glad he lost

>> No.50808593
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>>50807937
You seem upset

>> No.50808611

>>50808579
Listen if we had a 100% tax rate these issues could be solved

>> No.50808613

>>50808451
oh fuck, you know what these gay men do when they can't find twink ass? they end up fucking goat or sheep ass.

>> No.50808615

SIGA will retest $17 tomorrow

>> No.50808640

>>50808563
Glad they waited until AH to disclose this.

>> No.50808652

>>50808640
she's been dead for a few hours.

>> No.50808677
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>>50808611
this is bullish

>> No.50808687

>>50808640
>>50808575
>>50808652
She will bless our portfolios from jewish heaven

>> No.50808730

Shemitabot, tell me how long we have until we dump.

>> No.50808757

>>50808450
No way. DOCU gaped down 50% with no halts.

>> No.50808759
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>>50807387
Guys, which stocks should I profit from a fungal disease pandemic?

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/article/humans-are-not-prepared-for-a-pandemic-caused-by-fungal-infections

>> No.50808771

>>50808759
Scientific American reported on this I think over a year ago.
Priced in.

>> No.50808776

>>50808019
who is she

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>> No.50808795

Cathie Wood says we are in a recession.

Here we fucking goooo

>> No.50808799

>>50808677
AT&T is the worst company ever. And boomers still love it and lose all their money on it because they pay a 5% dividend lol.

>> No.50808800
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50808800

>>50808759

>> No.50808810
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50808810

WHO releases latest data on how monkpox is spreading. Very interesting for potential economic impact. Luckily they are doing everything possible in media to say it's not from this

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>>50808297
what episode is this?

>> No.50808812

>>50808776
My gf

>> No.50808848

>>50808677
>Stankey

>> No.50808857

>>50808810
90% of transmission is from among men, gay men, having sex with other infected faggots.

>> No.50808895

>>50808795
She also bought COIN at $300 then sold right before it pumped

>> No.50808898

>>50808795
her shit is down 70% from ATH, i'd say that too if i were her

>> No.50808906

>>50808810
why does the mainstream media hate gay sex?

>> No.50808925

Okay. Where are the Hidden Tigers going next? When will the next VIX volga hurricane land? Will there be a liquidity cascade on bomma ducts?

>> No.50808936

>>50808925
What makes the forest dark?

>> No.50808937

SIGA will be $17 EOW

>> No.50808938

>>50808068
Yeah just say it's your birthday. Normies only eat out at "fancy" restaurants on their birthday so no one will suspect a thing.

>> No.50808940

>>50808539
Damn where can I get a cute blond bbw with a dumptruck ass like her?

>> No.50808948

>>50808925
if a pajeet shits in the street and no one is around to hear it
doesn't it make a sound?

>> No.50808959

>>50808936
The shadows. The shadows keep the forest dark.
>>50808948
Lol

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>>50808948

>> No.50808980
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50808980

>>50807712
Mmm, fresh screengrabs for my collection

>> No.50808989

Why is everybody ignoring my SIGA price predictions

>> No.50808997

>>50808989
Look at Novavax you dumb ass

>> No.50809001

>>50808989
Not my problem

>> No.50809012

>>50808925
the next vix volga hurrican will land next tuesday at 1:14pm screencap this

>> No.50809036

>>50808997
everybody who wanted a clot shot already got like 5 of them.

>> No.50809039

>>50808989
Because you are always wrong

>> No.50809049

>>50807413
Yes. Smart money is bullish on oil. There is no reason to think it will go down, between Euros getting cucked by Russia come winter and OPEC's inability to actually increase production.

>> No.50809050

>>50809012
Central time? eastern time? im going to put my alarm on so i can open my broker and put in some VIX calls and VIXM stock (on leverage with my prime broker)..

Please. Anon. This is our Paul Revere moment. The Tigers Are Coming. The Tigers Are Coming. Warn Everyone. Buy Vol.

>> No.50809063

>>50809049
Just need Cramer to stfu.

>> No.50809064

>>50809012
by next tuesday do you mean tomorrow or the one that we're getting a week from tomorrow.

>> No.50809071

cos i fucked up my premarket purchase i missed out on 2/3 of the max profit i could have gotten. wish i gotten this lesson on a milder moving stock.

>>50808989
dunno. i think it has more legs but it will be a bubble thats bursts. i will prolly get stop lossed on it if the move doesnt get better.

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>>50807715

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IPO sir, you have made me great gains. What day is the GCT ipo and are you playing FRZA ipo on the 11th?

>> No.50809109

I didnt even pay attention to the market today

>> No.50809110 [DELETED] 

>>50809103
wow this is extremely

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>>50809103
What would it smell like?

>> No.50809180

NVAX lmao i wish i stayed on that short.
>Revising full year 2022 total revenue guidance to $2 to $2.3 billion from prior outlook of $4B-$5B ($4.27B consensus).
They literally bullshit their prior guide. Goddamn pharma companies are just such stinky poopy diaper companies. They can BS their guides so hard and its all regulatory contingent

STINKY POOPY NVAX
DIAPER FULL
BABY COULDNT CUM

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>>50808451
I took my dog to the vet. The Indian vet lady told me munkeypox will not affect dogs. I died on a hill that day arguing with that idiot. The vet assistant was a super hot Indian girl and she said she fears the pox more than covid. My wife was very uncomfortable

>> No.50809197

>>50808936
can u answer ur question

>> No.50809241

What positions did you open today bros

>> No.50809263

>>50809241
Nothing. Holding $20k in SQQQ at $37.41/sh from last Friday and sitting on $80k in cash, waiting for Wednesday's CPI print (I exited VTI on Friday too).

>> No.50809286

>>50809180
>massively late to market on a meme disease
who in the world could have ever thought this would be the result.

>> No.50809304

Also can anyone recommend a bluetooth speaker or sound bar for my living room that I can listen to music on and also maybe use for sound from my TV to enhance movie experience?
And my mechanical keyboard died. Looking for rec for another one that has a num pad. Don't need RGB gaymer shit.

>> No.50809308

>>50809197
What makes the forest dark?

>> No.50809313

>>50809308
niggers

>> No.50809316

>>50809304
>>>/g/

>> No.50809322

>>50809313
>niggers in the woods
spoken like someone whos never encountered one

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I'm about to start a kickstarter to bribe FDA , SIGAs

>> No.50809340

What Makes The Forest Dark.

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Why yes, I am blaming the next crash on wom*n and jews.

>> No.50809368

>>50807712
>While only the U.S. and Canada stockpiled TPOX in advance of the outbreak, more countries have sought in recent months to acquire doses. SIGA says that it has received approximately $60 million worth of orders this year from outside of the U.S. from 10 separate jurisdictions.

>“Prior to the monkepox outbreak, only the US and Canada really had a stockpile,” he said. “This reminds us that it’s important for governments to think about these outbreaks, because after an outbreak happens, it’s very hard to get access to these products, given the lead times and the capacity.”

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>>50809351
Is that not inevitable?

>> No.50809374

>>50809340
It is dark inside a forest because the canopy leaves intercept the sunlight available to the forest. As a result, less than 50% of total sunlight falling on the top of the forests manage to pass through the canopy and go down to the plants in the forest.

>> No.50809384

>>50809241
I opened a small cash position (by selling stocks into the morning rally).

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>>50809332
>Open up its the FBI
>We have a warrant for your arrest
>It's for Stock manipulation
>Oh, is your son home?
>We will wait while you go to the basement to grab him

>> No.50809402

What Makes A Tripfag Attention Whore.

>> No.50809404

>>50809197
The market is a dark forest.
Every sophisticated trader is an armed hunter stalking through the trees like a ghost, gently pushing aside branches that block the path and trying to tread without sound. Even breathing is done with care. The hunter has to be careful, because everywhere in the forest are stealthy hunters like him. If he finds another life—another hunter, there’s only one thing he can do: open fire and eliminate them.
The traders who are loud enough to get your attention are prey.

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>>50809404
And option dealers (Market Makers) and investment backs are the bedrock and soil of this ecosystem.

In the Dark Forest....Renaissance Technologies are the viruses and parasites that cannot be seen by the human eye.

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This market fucking sucks and I'm going to rob a bank if I don't start making money this week.

>> No.50809453

Sold GOVX this morning. Walked with a slight profit. Looks like I hit the exit just in time.. Didn't let the green sit long in the account for I turned right around and rolled it into more C during it's dippy ride today. Did it all right from my desk at work..

>> No.50809533

>>50809368
This is priced in though.

>> No.50809542
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50809542

So what will higher taxes mean for /smg/?

>> No.50809548

how do i invest in dog cum? jw

>> No.50809554

>futures pumping after close
Kek, I closed all my shorts a couple of hours ago when it was red.

>> No.50809565

>>50809542
what makes redditors this way? do they not realize the middle class has already been fucked for the past 50 years?

>> No.50809585

>>50809542
like any tax increase, the rich will be just fine, middle class and working class will be assfucked.

>> No.50809591

>>50809565
they're literally communists. they must be eliminated for the sake of our future.

>> No.50809596

Capitalism is a ponzi

>> No.50809600

>>50809542
Well it means stock buybacks galore before the new tax rule on it takes effect.

>> No.50809618

I wonder how many new baggies SOS made today. All these people FOMO'd in not knowing it's a dilution scam setting up for another offering. Current baggies need it to go into the hundreds to break even after the reverse split.

>> No.50809633

>>50809596
Capitalism is the natural order of the universe. Central bank funded statism is a ponzi and an abomination to nature.

>> No.50809641

>>50809542
The minimum wagies like me suffer even more than we already are. I will probably become a criminal soon.

>> No.50809649

>>50807768
Imagine taking a katana to that thing

>> No.50809650

How do the economics of women work? Because I make enough money for my GF to stay home from work, but apparently that’s not enough money for her. How exactly do all these women think they deserve a rich BF?

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>>50809633
>capitalism is natural

>> No.50809661

>>50809600
i can't believe these crooks are going to tax share buy backs. Like what the fuck do they want the corporations to do with the money? Use it to purchase their competition?

>> No.50809668

>>50807768
looks like a dried out geriatric garloid

>> No.50809670

is there a study that best measures the rate of volume rather than just volume?

that is to say if rate of volume increases X amount of time in a given period of time, this would be an indicator that there is some fake and gay shenanigans going on early as a sign of a pump or dump

>> No.50809687

>>50809656
>frog posting redditor thinks communism is more natural than the free market

>> No.50809705

>>50809542
>misterbaked
>shitskin that will die of cancer at 50
nothing of value was lost

>> No.50809734

>>50809633
Central banks were created to solve the problem of bank runs. It's speculation that's the root problem. Economies should be productive only, speculation should be illegal, however that is a big no-no antisemitic idea.

>> No.50809737

>>50809633
Yeah but if we were on the gold standard, those countries with big gold reserves still sitting in the ground would be sitting at the top of the food chain. You really want that, or would you rather just extract their resources from them in exchange for a few bags of rice?

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>>50809687
Anarquism is natural,anything else is manmade

>> No.50809747

>>50809737
Central banks existed long before we ditched the gold standard to pay for the veitnam war.

>> No.50809754

>>50809734
There is literally nothing wrong with gassing another 6 million inbred, baby cock sucking ethnic cultists.

>> No.50809778

>>50809670
Volume oscillator?

>> No.50809783

>>50809754
No zionists were killed during the holocaust except Hitler

>> No.50809788

>>50809542
>1% ahahahah the rich are btfo
Kek its all a game anyway since the companies were all doing stock buy backs primarily with cheap credit or windfalls like oil. 1% isnt enough to deter them but will send some to the feds who will of course all spend it anyway on companies revenue.

>> No.50809790

>>50807387
DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ

>> No.50809793

Why is reddit so much better at picking winners than smg?

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>futures

>> No.50809829

Almost positive SIGA will end the year at $26.

>> No.50809830

>>50808539
Join shitcoins if you want 24/7 markets

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>>50809803
That looks disgusting. Bake your own bread.

>> No.50809832

>>50809803
>just lost everything in crypto. bought this meal with my last $20 poster

>> No.50809841

>>50809734
>options should be illegal
lmao

>> No.50809844

>>50809831
That's revolting. Thank god my girl is nice and thing.

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>>50809831

>> No.50809859

>>50809734
There wouldn't be bank runs if the (((money lenders))) didn't create more reciepts for deposits than there were deposits on hand. If the currency was backed honestly there would be no reason to print unlimited quantities of money. Keynsianism is laughable economic theory.

>> No.50809867

Softbank. RIP

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>>50809734
>Central banks were created to solve the problem of bank runs
Not your vault not your gold. Shouldnt have put your gold in the bank

>> No.50809879

>>50809829
Were you the retard posting
"Will SIGA hit $20 End of Year?"
every thread for a fucken month? Are you going to start doing this shit again?

>> No.50809903

>>50809844
thin*

>> No.50809904

>>50809831
Good for her for losing weight I guess but christ, get that saggy skin taken care of

>> No.50809935
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50809935

ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.50809946

>>50809705
>shitskin
Anon that's a brainwashed white liberal. Likely went to UC Berkeley and majored in interpretive dance. They hate other white people because their professors told them too.

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Fuck vix

>> No.50809971

>>50809946
>MisterBaked
yeah you're probably right except its probably not a male but a tranny

>> No.50809979

>>50809542
i looked this guy up and he's an unemployed failed music artist that lives in a trailer and watches his kid while his wife works. in case anyone was wondering

>> No.50809981

>>50807387
Buy Expedia

>> No.50809990

BUTTY LOOK AT TYSON NUGGET FUTURES

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>>50809946
>oh no don't hate poor demonized wh*te people
Meanwhile wh*te people

>> No.50809999

>>50809966
checked and i'm fucking vix til she squirts

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>>50809831
ah, a fellow yeastie boy. Allow me to trigger at least one individual by posting my recent masterpiece.

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>>50809999
Very nice

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>>50809829
You think there will be a big dump between Christmas and New Years? Yeah, I can see that.

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>>50808076
Based options anon. Stocks are for grandmas, options are for chads

>> No.50810050
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50810050

Half of the SIGA Stocktwits posts near EoD were antisemetic.

>> No.50810064

>>50810050
kek this is good.

>> No.50810078
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2023 will be my year. I will just sleep until then.

>> No.50810093

>>50810021
Show the crumb already.

>> No.50810104

Why can't I succeed

>> No.50810112
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50810112

https://youtu.be/EOkTlGcP-A0

This Lil nigga actually explained inflation well

>> No.50810135

>>50809993
Seething pooskin

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>>50810093
it coulda used a little longer in the oven but it was still delicious. learning process and all.

>> No.50810183

>>50810155
Not too bad. Dense breads like that are always great toasted.

>> No.50810192

>>50809596
Reddit take, can't believe it derailed this thread

>> No.50810194
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>>50810104
>See this right here is for boys that really want
>Something out of life, you know I'm saying
>Boys that' s really trying to get something and
>Get somewhere, you feel me
>You gotta ask yourself, why am I not having paper
>Why am I not rich and, am I living by the rules
>Am I applying myself, why does Lil' O keep winning
>Because I work harder than you

>> No.50810195

>>50810050
This place really is just stockwits lite isn't it

>> No.50810221

>>50810155
make sure you're trapping the steam with something for the first 15-20min of the bake or it will never spring properly

>> No.50810255
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50810255

Real capitalism has never been tried

>> No.50810272
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50810272

>>50809803
Imagine the smell

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>>50810135
>t. wh*te male

>> No.50810286

>>50810221
Is that why dutch ovens are preferred for some breads instead of an oven?

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50810310

>have to call my broker to exercise my options
what kind of jewish shit is this?

>> No.50810311

>>50810286
yes and quick heat transfer. if you want good spring you want shock + steam.

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>>50808305
been in BBBY since march when RC bought. 695 shares at 7.12 avg and a fuck ton of monthlys and 3 $60 calls for January 2023.

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>>50810286
Cleveland steamers are the best for any kind of naturally leavened bread IMO.

>> No.50810340

New

>>50810336
>>50810336

>> No.50811162

>>50809778
hey thanks senpai i think this was it

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50813041

>>50809859
This guy gets it

>> No.50813110

>>50803869
>>50803869
>>50803869
New bread.

>> No.50814811

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!