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>>50790710
meanwhile, in the synagogue

>mfw bought puts on Monday
selling tomorrow then switching to calls, easy as pie

THE GAY VIRUS TAKING OVER edition.

>>50790738
I-I meant Friday*

>>50790738

>>50790747
Monday huh?

THIS GUY SAID MONDAY HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA

>>50790747
YOU HAVE A HECKING TIME MACHING BRO WOW VERY IMPRESSIVE!

>620k in VTSAX
>35k in cash for the last year
I feel like there's nothing left to do but wait for the recession.

>>50790738
Nice tits
Too bad I only fap to hentai, furry, and pony.
3dpds get dunked on

I got banned on Reddit for saying Giving someone AIDS without their consent is the equivalent to rape.

Apparently AIDS is now considered a part of the LGBTQ community...

You will eat bugs, you will own nothing and you will get aids.

I forgot to say this post was finance related because women are contrarian indicators

short social media

>>50790738
>selling tomorrow then switching to calls
Why? Volatility is gonna kick the market's ass tomorrow and people are going to secure profits/start hedging for the CPI Wednesday.

Futures aren't too thrilled about the ""inflation reduction"" bill.

>>50790819
Futes weren't thrilled about Pelosi wanting to start ww3 but we ended up fine the whole week

>>50790775
Go back

i tried

>>50790834
futures love war
our entire monetary policy is formed in such a way to ensure there is always war

>>50790895
>futures love war
my nigga did you forget the absolute monster dump starting with the Ukraine war

>>50790775
Old news senpai, you can't be held legally accountable for not informing sex partners that you're about to give them an STI these days.
>>50790740
That end of day mission accomplished chucking garbage bags into the trash compactor with your work bros on Summer nights feel is comfy though.

>cases are pea-

SIGGAS

>Heh, futures are down a whole heckin 0.3%. Take that, mumu!

>>50790772
Anon how. Why. You just held through this?

>>50790921
quit having fag orgies, fags.

>>50790873

>>50790738
hopefully she just had a gravity anomaly in her room or else those tits are doomed.

>tfw went all in on SPY calls Thursday

So ready for them to print tomorrow

>>50790955
He recently said things are whack and we will see more meme stocks...

>>50790977
Based

>>50790921
just got our first case in a very rural county
nowhere is safe

futures looking bullish

>>50790987
Cowboys are queers, surprise

>>50790987
and that's a good thing!

>they actually passed the inflation reduction act
>pissing away a third of a trillion dollars on "programs to help move to clean energy"
I'm so sick of this shit man

>>50791041

>be smart
>invest in clean energy
>use the gains to continue your current lifestyle

>>50790921
when the media has been silent for a long time, and wont even mention how its extremely uncommon to come out of africa, thats how you know its was bioengineered.

>>50790918
>you can't be held legally accountable for not informing sex partners that you're about to give them an STI
Jesus,thankfully i never had sex but how is nobody outrageous at that?

Can't believe we are actually returning to normal and reaching ATHs in a few months. Holy shit, bullbros. We actually did it. We're back.

If you have eczema coming into contact with someone who has the ACAM2000 it could kill you.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22291103/

>>50791082
Wait I though the 4chan incel thing was a meme. Have people here actually never had sex? I'll even count homosexual sinful sex.

>>50791096
What do sweaty women smell like?

>>50791082
Nobody cares about degenerate behaviors.
Also people who live this lifestyle are usually really dumb and poor.
The elites have sex orgies all the time but people actually have to get TESTED..

>>50791098
what does it say about being hosed town with peepee, poopoo, and every other body fluid.

>>50791102
Yes,i never had sex because i find it disgusting.
>>50791116
That makes sense

>>50791112
Sweat

anything more insufferable than siga spammers? I didnt care about covid and i wont care about gaypox either. Grow up and be a man, not some pussy afraid of a little virus.

>>50791137
Did that disgust stem from molestation at a young age you little weirdo

>>50791137

>>50791149
No,it began from the moment i started studying bio/anatomy stuff,i'm considering putting my sperm into a frozen embryo though

wonder if the inflation act was bullish for biontech or not

>>50791144
SIGA is another /smg/ find, not much to hate especially if you jumped in when it was still around 10

so many bullish signals

>>50791181
So you read how babies were made and from that moment on you were disgusted at the thought of even touching a vagina

There's a stock for that

>>50791209
>inversed yield curve
bullish
>dxy rising
bullish
>higher corpo tax
bullish
>inflation rising
bullish
>tensions with russia and china
bullish
>good employment numbers
bullish

wagmi

>>50791218
does it start with a S and end with an IGA?

>>50791112
Pocari Sweat. The Nipponese sell it in bottles.

>>50791102
got my wizard powers

>>50791218
I don't find neither sex arousing.

Uranium bros...I am thinking we are back

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/manchin-deal-tosses-30-billion-lifeline-to-us-nuclear-reactors-1.1800950

>>50791112
sweat

but what happened to her pants? did she get mauled by hidden tigers while mushrooming

>>50791230
IT MAY

Sissies our time is coming. Gay sex is growing in power every passing day. For all you bears out there it's best you give up.
You will drink the pee pee.
You will eat the poo poo.

vix, vixm, vix futures contracts;
anyone who is experienced with vix options, which vix product is usual best to use as hedge or if you are bullish on vix?

>>50791262
ENCUF BROS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

>>50791257
But you're freezing your sperm in hopes that you want a kid later? Are you sure you weren't molested

How come no one is talking about Beyond Meat? This is the perfect stock to invest in if you want to use the gains to eat REAL meat.

>>50791226
>>50791209
>>50791096
smg is bullish? Time to sell. The pump was nice while it lasted :(

>>50791360
I think their business model is bogus. It's just a new kind of veggie burger. Their idea that it would attract non-vegetarians somehow is wrong. There's a reason McDonald's recently decided to discontinue their McFakemeat burgers. Nobody buying.

>>50790938
Yep. Just waiting for a proper happening. Might never come.

>>50791360
Invest like, buying puts?

>>50791384
So what is a good play for the EAT bugs meme?

>buy broad market ETF
>notice there's too much allocated in tech companies
>consider buying a few solid utilities and consumer staples stocks to get more exposure to non-meme sectors
>backtest shows only a bit less performance but with much lower volatility and max drawdowns

Tell me why this is a bad idea.

Any stocks under 10$ that seem like they might have potential?

>>50791347
>molested
No,nothing like that im really normal overall.

>>50791407
APDN

>>50791181
knew a girl like you. would have panic attacks just from someone touching her hand. worried about everyone's germs infecting her. met the right person and doesn't even mind getting cummed in now

>>50791407
XXII once cigarettes are completely banned

>>50791102
I lost my virginity at 16 and had sex almost daily in highschool but after that I stopped spending money on girls and spent it on AMD instead.

>>50791427
>spent it on AMD instead

>>50791405
>backtest shows

so does that new shitty bill passing mean that I should just liquidate my US dividend stocks?

>>50791423
Nicotine* sorry

>>50791417
Idk anon, not being aroused by either gender doesn't sound normal. As long as you're happy tho, you do you.

>>50791418
Thanks friend that looks nice!
>>50791423
hmm I'll keep my eyes open thanks.

>>50791479
>happy
i take solace on knowing it could be worse,as many people do,posting here too its okay

>oil
so uh, is it over?

>>50791444
Trips and pink ID confirm you probably ought to sell soon

>>50791407
HUT or UUUU

reminder PGNY is a long term hold.

>>50791537
Based

I'm gonna make money tomorrow

I am scared to look. Tell me how its looking.

>>50791407
CXW, join the private prison chain gang. I bought $8k @7

>>50791583
It's looking good,mumu

>>50791418
Its already +500% lol

>>50791407
unironically bitf.

>>50791514
The XXII play is probably going to take years. I've been following it since 2017. Basically it hinges on the promise that the government will drastically limit the amount of nicotine in cigarettes. XXII sells cigarettes with minimal amounts of nicotine, currently lower than any competitor including big tobacco. The gist of it is that they can market their cigs as a tool to help smokers quit smoking by weening them off nicotine dependency. FDA has bought into their products. Big tobacco is doing everything it possibly can to delay/disrupt any of this from happening.

My play here is that it gets bought out by big tobacco. I've made about 300% on it (only 30k) but in hopes that I'm right I'm probably sitting on these shares for a few more years.

>>50791573
imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars on that roastie just to fart our failed abominations

>Government: With this new legislation, we want companies to invest in America instead of doing buybacks
>Companies: Okay, we guess we’ll do some M&A and make strategic investments!
>Companies attempt to do M&A
>FTC: We actually don’t do that here, I’m going to anti-trust you

>>50791144
Faggot cope

>>50791583
We're down a whole -0.28%

>>50791660
Youre the one fearmongering about some fag ass virus, you probably slurp all the shit media shits into your mouth faggot

>>50790987
Faggots travel the world for giant fag orgies, wherever there are fags there will be fagpox

>>50791627
>bitf
Oh no no no. They're selling BTC right now against their supposed HODL strategy, pretty cringe.
>BTC held in custody on July 31, 2022, reflects the sale of 1,623 BTC during July 2022.
>BTC held in custody on June 30, 2022, reflects the sale of 3,352 BTC during June 2022.
Source: Updates on https://bitfarms.com/news/

>>50791583
its actually bullishly red.

>>50791715
I prefer BFARF, the thinking man's ticker.

>>50791543
Did you even see the latest unemployment report? 500,000 fewer people working and commuting, demand will plummet.

>>50791706
>fearmongering
Not really, sigafags are profiting off of the inability of gays to stop having degenerate sex for even a few minutes.

>>50790701
What's the best way to short the western world if you expect it to gradually decline over the next 10-20 years?

You know what happens this wednesday right?

>>50791759
Unironically bullish if you believe the schizo argument that Biden's given up and started fabricating data. Oil, unemployment, anything he can.

Why not CPI, so he can claim inflation as a #BidenWin?

>>50791759
I do, people will sell the bottom

>>50791757
DRV is a ballsy long hold. Put your money where mouth is
>its only USA real estate
Every country is America now

>>50791759
Yes, everyone does. Which is why—good or bad—it's mostly priced in.

>>50791757
>What's the best way to short the western world if you expect it to gradually decline over the next 10-20 years?
TQQQ
ALWAYS HAS BEEN

>>50791706
You freaks are literally walking petri dishes

>>50791759
Explain how the CPI will be greater than the last.

What is tomorrow’s headline?

>>50790814
>that image

>>50791870
Seems accurate.

>>50791841
kek. fucking degenerates

>>50791850
Why would it need to be greater?

You need to write a letter of apology to president Biden by Tuesday.

>>50791781
>>50791791
>>50791850

Yeah, when every retail retard (you) think we’re going to get a face ripping rally and continue onto ATHs after the CPI report, I’m thinking it’s a limit down day.

Is bloody Monday actually looking like a possibility?

>futures pumping
its over bobo pack it up

>>50791907
>market is so schizo a lower CPI implying inflation peaked could cause dumping
Um. Uh.
Well played bobo. Well played.
>>50791923
Why? Is that useless fuck going to sign the chips bill yet? I'm sure he had such a busy weekend of sitting around doing nothing in Delaware.

>>50790738
says way hotter with her clothes on. i filed a dispute with my credit card co because her body sucks naked.

>>50791759
Why would you think 3 days news isnt priced in? Every single bad news has already been priced in.

>>50791997
Post your calls,mumu

>>50791971
What's her OF or name

I am the doomer bear of mass doom, heed my warning. The value of money is all in your head and eventually everyone who values money eventually dies and it’s value goes to zero because their brains get cremated.

Brown people are gross.

>>50792109
Thanks friend. I will be placing my trades accordingly.

>>50792078
For me, the trippy-but-useful fact is you don't need, like, a billion dollars of stock to trade hands in order for a stock's value to change by a billion dollars.

If, say, SPY had some freakishly low volume day, you could just use a few hundred dollars to trade a single share and swing hundreds of billions worth of assets.

>>50792016
SPY 8/26@416

My lawsuit is paying out, I think I'll treat myself to a single share of BRK.A please

>>50791262
URANIUM
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>serutuf

MEGL very pump great.

>Dodgy Demand Data? The Oil Price Collapse Conspiracy
>The collapse in oil prices has been so epic and unexpected that some oil pundits are now accusing the Biden administration of fabricating low gas demand data in a bid to hammer oil prices.
>To wit, in late June the EIA shut down reporting for several weeks, ostensibly due to a server malfunction. But as ForexLive has pointed out, gasoline demand data has been consistently bad ever since the EIA returned: "Maybe there's an issue with reporting or maybe it's a conspiracy", ForexLive has declared.
>Even Wall Street has begun questioning the EIA data.
>Bank of America energy strategist Doug Legate has published a note titled the "fall of gasoline demand appears grossly exaggerated.’’
>"For the week ending July 22nd, implied gasoline demand rebounded to 9.2 million b/d - a 1 million b/d increase vs the last two week average, and the second highest level of 2022," BofA wrote in the note to clients. Curiously, the EIA reported a steep drop in gasoline demand shortly thereafter, prompting Piper Sandler global energy strategist to label the data "crooked", saying the methodology left “significant room for error”.
>“We are supposed to believe that in July, in the middle of driving season we are only using 8.6 million barrels per day. That would be down half a million barrels a day from May of this year; that would be below the Covid low of 2020,” Sandler noted. “So we ask all the refiners, we ask all the retailers, we ask everybody that reported earnings this season. Every single one of them tells you that their sales are not down materially from even pre-covid days. Some report record high sales,” he added.

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Oil-Prices/Dodgy-Demand-Data-The-Oil-Price-Collapse-Conspiracy.html

>>50792289
>Piper Sandler’s allegations are buttressed by U.S. refining giant Valero. Asked about falling gasoline demand at the company’s earnings call last week, CEO Gary Simmons had this to say:
>"I can tell you, through our wholesale channel there is really no indication of any demand destruction... In June, we actually set sales records. We read a lot about demand destruction and mobility data showing in that range of 3% to 5% demand destruction. Again, we're not seeing it in our system."
>Further, alternate demand data from GasBuddy deviates considerably from EIA’s. GasBuddy tracks retail gasoline demand at the pumps in the U.S. According to GasBuddy, there was a 2% rise in gasoline demand last week, making it the strongest demand of the year. In sharp contrast, the EIA reported a 7.6% drop in demand for the same time period.

>>50791927
What are you talking about? Retail traders are the ones doomposting about the CPI.

>>50792289
>>50792303

>>50791144
Aren't you the one who brought it up? What ticker would you like to talk about instead?

>>50792289
>t-the demand data is fake
Oil bros... this feels a bit too much like muh COMEX default cope for my liking...

>>50792335
That cat

Cute!

>>50792334
tldr: biden said we used less oil in the peak of driving season in july than we did at the peak of covid.

>>50792335
soxl

>>50792366
>biden said

Holy fuck, can't wait for SIGA $35 tomorrow

Test

alright listen up bros
i need to owe 15,000 dollars in taxes by the end of this year
don't ask why, just give me ideas
401k penalties seem like the most obvious way, but is it the most ideal?

>>50792029
smashedely

>>50792383
We are going straight to $50 tomorrow. It's going to pump harder than a shitcoin.

>>50792289
Based biden cucking oilbros

>>50792307

No, retail traders are the ones who are unironically bullish, and think a “fed pivot” is actually a thing. This is a fact, CFTC data is pretty fucking bearish.

What exactly is the difference between a shitco that never has any PCF and a shitcoin?

>>50791262
Preventing early retirements doesn't help long term, someone needs to gut the NRC and subsidize the fuck out of the new modular reactors.

>tight job market
>gov just gave out 750 billion
>calling it the "Inflation reduction act"
cpi gonna give us a wedgie this week.

>>50792344
That isn't just a cat. It's a guard cat.
https://www.al.com/news/2022/08/mississippi-guard-cat-bandit-prevents-would-be-robbery.html

>>50792484
It's incredible how """lawmakers""" can call a spending bill "inflation reduction act" and people believe it.

>>50792432
>pic related
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50792404
just file a schedule c and tell the irs you made more money than you actually did
what are they gonna do audit you for overpaying?
it's never illegal to pay more taxes

>>50792289
How will the poor, starving oil baron кoт get his crunchies now?

>>50792493
Based

>>50792522
i could do that, but that doesn't really benefit me. basically, i have a 15k tax credit i need to take advantage of this year and this year only due to that god damn bill that passed today.

>>50792508
well they didn't read it
which I guess is why every government fails once it gets big enough because no one reads anything and bills get passed
I guess that is why a federal system is supposed to be in theory the best method as long as the national doesn't encroach on state/local but even state organizations like California can get big enough to behave like a country. Very complicated.

>>50792404
Would you be able to borrow against your 401k and pay it on margin? Or make a payment plan for the 15k? I can’t really imagine keeping five figures in my bank account just sitting there unless I have a large purchase coming up.

>>50792404
>>50792538
wait why

>>50791360
Beyond Meat is another 'future tech' that will be profitable as soon as environmental policy goes far enough that the meat industry is severely crippled.
Which will be never.

>>50790819
>>50790834
>inflation reduction bill (will increase inflation)
>cpi will probably come in .1 higher than last month (so inflation is still going up)
>market 'strong' and fed determined to crush demand for "my heckin gmesiga meme stock *rocketemoji*"
>why markets not like this?
1 BPS rate hike will be glorious.

Who the fuck legitimately thinks the FED will cut rates. Seriously no one is that fucking retarded because it would just spur on inflation again.

There needs to he a minimum of 2 years of rates further rising incrementally and we won't even begin to properly feel the effects of rate rises for another year or so.

Then there's the whole imminent collapse of Europe this winter if Russia turns off the gas and/or plays games with Europe over supply.

BEARISH BEARISH BEARISH

>>50792538
sell any and all assets you own that are in the green, buy them back immediately (this is not subject to the wash sale rule since those are gains), reset all your cost basis to reduce your future capgains taxing. EZ money.

>>50791360
BYND has failed every venture so far to penetrate fast food market. Even with soaring fast food prices BYND meat hasn't been able to provide a cheaper product than traditional goyslop. Maybe its bugs or nothing.

>>50792538
did you buy some gay electric car

>>50792404
401k --> Roth Conversion. Bam now you "pay" taxes upfront and future moneys will be free

>>50792406
Fucking yikes

>>50792566
>asking smg for financial advice
>owning assets in the green
oh come on now

>>50792572
*mean traditional ira

>>50790701
Is there something people do when they make big jew money on a realized stock gain? I understand there are many jewish tricks but is one more popular than the others?

>>50792571
two of them
from austrailia
for the purpose of renting out and making money on
>>50792572
this is a good idea thank you
>>50792566
will probably do this too, my SOXLies are green so thats + tax burden

>>50790729
Fucking edomite dogs. I hope ww3 starts with the whole planet nuking Israel, LA area, and NYC. All jews must perish

>>50792484
CPI reflects july inflation, not august inflation. But this bill will keep inflation high in general. Which is the plan.

>>50792406
bro.. post them..

>>50792599
It's not going to come in hot because of the gas prices going down in the short term but it won't come in soft either due to the tightness of the labour market. Food prices going up 1% on average a month and transportation/cars going up significantly more. Demand destruction hasn't even really begun yet as its only affected the poorest americans and they are a bunch of lazy niggers who don't work

How do you guys feel about consooomers opening over 200 MILLION credit card accounts and the debt bubble is at $890 BILLION right now?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2022/08/02/credit-card-debt-inflation/

does it make sense to me to set up a text alert if an ITM leap call keeps going against me?

i thought about setting a conditional STC but then i realized with leaps, there's not a lot of liquidity in deep ITM calls and i might get lowballed on a profit exit due to insufficient volume. since i'm a burger should i just call the broker to manually exercise (which i can do anytime) and sell the shares once it gets assigned?

>just keep holding bro
but what if it never goes back up? maybe i need to take a profit, or if i want to sell it to take profit and buy back another leap on the dip. or am i retarded for doing this all on leaps with low delta/theta and should be in monthlies/quarterlies instead

wat do

>>50792650
>20% apr
>13% daily inflation
smart money is debt maxed

>>50791102
I have a fuck buddy

>futures

>>50792650
US government just pasted almost as much as inflation reduction we're safe now bros

>>50792404
Pay or Owe?

>>50790921
LFG

>>50792682
>smart money
you get to borrow at 0.75% carry trading jpy retard
I hate americans so much it's unreal get off this board

>>50791360
Impossible Foods is better in terms of product.

>>50792698
If this year has taught us anything, it's that futures mean jack shit.

Are you guys ready for lower inflation?

>>50792650
I think at some point we will unironically see demand acceleration rather than destruction in response to inflation
It might already be happening.

>verification not required

>>50792742
>printing money will reduce inflation

>>50792742
>inflation starting to come down
>haha lets spend a trillion dollars!

>>50792636
The plan is obvious- run up the credit card then blame the republicans after they win the House in the midterms when biden stops dumping oil and inflation/gas prices begin skyrocketing again.

>>50792682
Unironically 'debt maxxing' in the sense of using pandemic bucks to pay off student loans, then get a new degree for something that actually pays money like quantum nigger ball fondling in order to live decently.

But of course a lot of people in debt just spent the 'free' money on random things.

>>50792709

But monetary spending by the federal reserve (in this instance, a spending bill with 0 benefits to the regulars) will just put more gas on the fire? Is the government purposely working backwards? They said it’s to stop inflation but all I see is “climate change” crap that doesn’t even affect anything right now what the fuck is reducing emissions gonna do for us???

Is is too late to buy into SIGA?

Hey /biz/ I kind of fucked up and put all my money into TQQQ at the literal top, cost basis of like $78. Now I'm down like more than 50%. Should I just sell for a loss or just hold and hope it goes back up?

>>50792785
Do you think there will be technology a year from now? Three years? Ten years?

There's your reason for holding.

>>50792595
>realized stock gain
not realize it and take out a loan instead. no taxes on loans

>>50792792
Tech will still be here for sure, but I am worried about that leveraged decay that I keep reading about. Is that just a meme?

>>50792743
I can see this being one of the big catalysts to throw us all into a depression.

No not a recession like the jews claim, a depression.

>>50792758

Didn't you read the tweet anon? According to the tweet, spending much more money will lower inflation

>>50792810
It would be a serious threat if the government weren't addicted to tax receipts from capital gains. Biden and the Fed can't let the Nasdaq crab for 10 years like the Nikkei without risking sovereign default and the collapse of the global monetary system.

>>50792766
yeah i'm hoping my puts pay off I bought for december on the crash and then buy some more later out.

>>50792743
Not going to happen. Only if we went to war with China and China imposed import bans on the US> Creating a instant depression hyperinflation because of the shortages.

>>50792785
leaps are cheaper, ETFs like TQQQ is for people who don't understand how to structure options leverage so they charge a % for setting up the trade
you're missing out on a significant amount over the long run

>>50792824
spend 565 billion and hope that funding the IRS will let you suck the middle class dry. BAM inflation solved!

>>50792810

How is it a “meme”, retard? If you start at $100 and it goes down 20% you’re at 80. To get back to $100 from $80 you now need to go up 25%. The longer you hold in the wrong direction the more this compounds. 3x ETFs are for swings, not long term holding.

>>50792779
>at a daycare
>it was 'only a matter of time'
>at a daycare
fml didn't know being a pedo molester was so widespread and normalized in current year

>>50792235
>contemporaries

>>50792842
>only if we went to war with china
How possible is that scenario at the moment?

>>50792758
I hate democrats too.
Hopefully this just adds even more to the grave that they’re digging for themselves.

>>50792853
And yet if there's an upward trend (even just nominal), LETFs crush it. Decay is the ultimate midwit filter.

>>50792785
>all in on 3x leverage
cash it. tonight. if you even can.

>>50792870
Unfortunately it's very likely and I wouldn't want to live here when that happens.. US would instantly turn into the Planet of the Apes plus the Raccoon city IRL.

>>50790709
this but unironically and also in real life

>>50792785
Just hold

>>50792848
>leaps are cheaper
No they’re not.
They’re cheaper in the same way that same week deep OTM calls are cheaper.

>>50792785
keep it for at least 12 more months.

>>50792856
u been missin out bro all you gotta do is wear drag

>>50792870
not going to happen for decades. not until the two countries are more closely matched in terms of military might. China can't play their part to benefit the war profiteers yet

>>50792904
what kind of retarded nigger are you
deep itm leaps offer the same leverage as letfs
letfs just charge a fee to stupid fuck monkey niggers such as yourself that can't into math

>>50792785
Sorry to hear that, Anon. I don't really know what to tell you, but if it makes you feel better, I have been through 65% losses before, so you're not alone. It sucks. I guess your course of action depends on the level of your desperation. If you have a steady source of income and you're living relatively easy, you just put all your savings in, that's one thing. If you're unemployed and about to miss rent, that's another.

>>50792879

Uhh, no shit? It’s the same effect in the opposite direction. I guess you know the exact future price action of all stocks. Unfortunately, most people don’t.

>>50792924
But you can buy options on your options. And sell options on your options of options.

>>50792928
The entire premise of "buy and hold broad market index funds for a bazillion years" is that the general trend (for US equities) goes up and to the right.

If you buy that premise, something like SPY or QQQ is strictly inferior to UPRO or TQQQ.

If you still can't grasp things, ask yourself whether a 0.5x QQQ LETF (i.e. 50% cash, 50% QQQ) is better than 100% QQQ. Less volatility and less chop, right? Less need to make back losses. Heck, even the expense ratio you pay is lower. And yet it might be retarded over the long term.

Why is that?

>>50792881
>>50792904
>>50792926
thanks... if TQQQ ever goes back up I'd sell and be more mindful of putting too much exposure on leveraged stocks.

my portfolio right now is so fucked.

>>50792870
zero
china paper tiger

>>50792742
That tweet could literally give the secrets of the universe and nobody would give a fuck.
Captcha: BASEDOMJ

Holy fuck bros, I just got back from one of the nicer walmart's in the area and it looks like a Soviet grocery store. If you guys have not started sticking up on food DO IT NOW. You're better off buying shit you don't need and potentially throwing it put than risk it going to a liberal in a time of famine.

>>50792950
>buy options on your options
wut?

Next week I need VIX to either crab or go up, thanks. The uncertainty in this thread is bullish for my portfolio.

>>50792742
>lower the cost of healthcare, prescription drugs
So XBI and XLV are completely fucked, right?

>>50792958

Meanwhile guy literally 5 posts up is down 50% on TQQQ despite your “market always goes up, bro!” thesis. Except now he needs a +200% to break even, or the QQQ to go up +70% from here. Tell me how long that will take? Or god forbid we aren’t done going down yet? Or god forbid we go sideways for the next couple years?

Even if the QQQ makes ATH he won’t break even BECAUSE of daily arbitrage or “decay”. Your premise works in a theoretical perfect bubble world, not in practicality specifically because of the nature of vol.

>>50792990
Did you take pictures? I heard the food shortages weren't supposed to start until fall

>>50792870
Been doing some market research on /k/ on this subject. apparently Ch*na stands no chance if the US intervenes, BUT they have enough nukes to do some pretty bad damage to our major cities if they wanted to before we wiped them off the face of the Earth. Turning to Taiwan alone, they could probably at least stalemate an invasion for now because the CCP's bottleneck is sealift & airlift capability & a few anti-ship missiles will work wonders there. This will likely change in the coming years as the Red Navy builds more ships. The key X-factor is if Xi wants muh re-unification in his lifetime, which could cause the commies to start a conflict before they have overwhelming force (and the capability to bring it all at once onto the shores of Taiwan), resulting in a Ukraine-like meatgrinder. So really like Ukraine, it's all in the hands of one man, a man whose motivations are ultimately unknown to all but himself.

>mfw I live near a major city and would probably be radioactive dust in a nuclear exchange scenario

>>50793020
>buy call
>sell call against it

Works with puts too bro

>>50792990
Buy dry, canned, and freeze dried. Nothing that requires refrigeration. Freeze dried is the best by a long shot, but it's way, way more expensive. Also, if you're planning to hunker down (not be mobile) and you can afford it, get like 4 of these https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B085FV9FHK/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_7?smid=&psc=1 and store water.

>>50793021
Its a shame everything ever has been priced in, including the crab uprising next week. Your precious vix will slide below 20

>>50793026
>DCA
There, I just beat your decay.

>>50793031
They have 400 total warheads, the chances you get hit in a value denial attack (which wouldn't happen, it would be first strike on military targets in conjunction with russia) is extraordinarily low. You are far, far more likely to starve in the resulting chaos than actually die to bombing.

>>50792990
Already got non perishable goods before the depression 2.0 starts soon

>>50793027
No didn't think to. Luckily I'm a like a cockroach and will eat anything. I've started going grocery shopping every week instead of every 2 weeks because I'm creating a stock pile.
>>50793043
Every time I stop into a store I'm buying rice and canned goods. I'm in an apartment so I can have literal barrels of food and water, but it's just me living here so I already have a nice supply of things saved. My parents have a chest freezer stuffed to the gills at their home so we are all prepared.

>>50792758
but theyre not printing money, theyre taxing coporations 15% more, stock buybacks at 1%, govt negotiating 10-20 most expensive drug prices, and empowering the IRS to get more enforcement

this is Bidens America chud

>>50792870
Never, the ling lings are all bark, no bite.

>>50793068
>cockrach
They're actually picky with their food
Try flies instead

>>50792978
Lmao this. Literally saw that it was a text wall written by a female and I closed the jpg immediately.

New Dave Portnoy review is up lads, extremely bearish

>>50793075
really all they're doing is siccing the irs on the middle class and hoping that works (it wont)

>>50793026
Whoa, leverage means more volatility in down markets? Stop the fucking presses.

And yes, barring total economic collapse, QQQ beating its previous ATH of $408 by like $120 will happen within 5 to 10 years, max. With inflation I'd bet on a 3-5 year timeframe for that rebound. That's if they do 0 innovation, hike prices in line with real inflation, and the Fed does no obvious pivoting to pump things.

Assuming SPY or QQQ will crab for that timeframe fundamentally misunderstands the current political situation.

>>50793033
No that's selling options on your options or buying options on your options.

Not buying options on your options options

>>50793031
We could also pretty much take out nearly everything they have before they can use it. Can't do that to Russia though I think

>>50793088
Fair enough. Speaking of bugs. If some of you lanklets run out of food during the apocalypse, you can come find me in Tecumseh and I'll feed you. Unfortunately you will only be supplied with bug rations for not properly storing your nutrition in your body like a high test hamchad. You can look at my penis while I eat chicken enchiladas if that helps in anyway. But at least you'll survive. Admittedly some of the lack of stock is probably because there was a race at MIS this weekend and all the rednecks cleaned everything out. Beer coolers were literally empty.

>>50793031
>if the US intervenes,
The US will intervene like we did in Ukraine.

>>50793031
In a limited exchange scenario population centers will not be targets no matter how much media fearmongering you listen to. Military and strategic targets go first(ports, bases, silos). Unaffected cities will eat themselves alive because they're full of low quality people, literally not worth the nuke if you know it'll burn on its own.
The rest of that makes sense though. Invest in GD, LMT, NOC, RTN

>>50793058
>They have 400 total warheads
so almost enough to implement the scenario on this meme map?

>>50793021
The Vix IS going to go up Monday and Tuesday dude. CPI is releasing Wednesday so investors are going to secure profits and hedge their positions.

>>50793154
Oh it can't be that bad. I'm sure our missile defense could catch a few. Plus, Chink manufacturing defects.

>>50793096
>really all they're doing is siccing the irs on the middle class and hoping that works (it wont

It will.

>>50793147
if i run out of food i'm gonna murder your fat ass and eat you

>>50793165
The west coast would get heemed nukey

>>50793172
So what's bad in this scenario exactly?

>>50793103

TQQQ is 35 right now, if QQQ were to go down 30% from here (a downtrend has been taking place for literally this entire year and the move is completely possible) it would be worth 3.5. To go from 3.5 to 35 and break even you would need to go up 1000%. Or the QQQ would need to go up 333%. If you still can’t figure out why telling random people to buy and hold leveraged ETFs isn’t a good investment idea, it’s probably because your portfolio is like $7k.

>>50793168
>if the peasants can't pay us money they don't have we'll waste money shooting them!

>>50792958
this guy is right, there is nothing magic about the leverage value 1. There is no mathematical reason for returns to suddenly level off at that leverage. The myth propagators are wrong. Leveraged ETFs can be held long term (unless you think that 135 years isn’t long term).
>>50793026
earth to dummy, SOXL has already gone up 100% in the last month or two, it went to 10$ and is at 21$. it doesnt take a while for things to turn around. people like this always sound financially naive and inexperienced. people have done the backtests anon, we have seen the evidence, its time to stop posting

http://www.ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

>>50793181
>if QQQ were to go down 30% from here (a downtrend has been taking place for literally this entire year and the move is completely possible)

>>50793179
Think about all the LGBTQPAI++ and BIPOC who would be killed!

>>50793181
>yeah bro it'll go down 33% in 1 day
yeah shut the fuck up retard that would never happen
>but muh china
>but muh russia
shut the fuck up

>>50793169
You can attempt to but make no mistake I live in god's country and am armed. I won't kill you though. I'll wound you, chain you up, and routinely take your bussy. By all accounts you can try though.

VIX VIX VIX OOOOOOO

>>50793207
>can't read OR do math

>>50793154
>bombing the absolute shit out of NYC, LA, and SF bay area
That's not all bad.

>>50793226
>VIX VIX VIX OOOOOOO

>>50793149
>limited exchange
In my opinion this is utter bullshit pushed by war hawks. What nation with the means to respond is just gonna go "yeah OK you leveled a few of our cities but they were small ones near bases, no biggie let's cut this conflict off after uhhh... 5-10 nukes??"

To be clear, I think the no US intervention is the more likely scenario - really, what US ambiguity prevents is a siege of the island which according to /k/ would otherwise be the obvious strategy. It forces China to resort to a huge-scale surprise attack with a force that is not truly equipped for it, at least not yet.

>>50793165
>it can't be that bad
would you bet millions of lives on that hypothesis?

>>50793235
You know the saying "in the short term, the market's a voting machine. In the long term, it's a weighing machine."? Outdated boomer nonsense. As outdated as buying candy for a penny or a $1 minimum wage.

In the short term, the market's a Tammany Hall voting machine. In the long term, it's a weighing machine with a couple Federal thumbs on the scale.

>>50793259
>would you bet millions of lives on that hypothesis?
Are we talking lives or Californians?

>>50793168
they can argue their case in circuit court in front of a jury of my peers.

>>50793262
wtf is that you biden

>>50793193
>>50793198
>>50793207

Looks like the bagholder brigade is coming out of the woodworks. Nobody who manages serious money (because they’re capable of middle school math) believes what you say. If you want to throw the 7k you have in TQQQ more power to you, I know you must feel excited when you get those crazy +$200 days, leveraged ETFs are designed to go to zero.

My condolences for the 45 SOXL average, let’s hope tomorrow is a green day?

>>50793262
>Are we talking lives or Californians?
based

>>50793276
as if Biden could type that coherently.

So my strategy so far in hotels is to jerk off silently and have the maid walk in and hope she comes and lends me a hand. I figure if I do it enough eventually one will do it but so far only a dude has said yes.

Uh, nobody cares about anything other than the sexual habits of homosexuals.
SIGA will go to $30 this week.

>>50793279
>its designed to go to zero!
only in simulations where profits stay the same, luckily economies are built to grow and thus earnings(the main driver of stock returns) are positive in the long run, your arguments are poor and emotional anon, its okay to be wrong, but go be wrong on reddit instead

Does anyone else find that their injuries heal slowly? I still have open wounds on y hand from like 4 days ago... and bruises on my arm from I don't know when...

>>50793303
umm this is what asian massage parlors are for

>>50793314
Did you get the covid vaccine ?

>>50793303
mad lad

>>50793279
shut up about chop will you? Jesus. Soxl was just 10 dollars and now it's over 20. If you don't like people talking about soxl or Siga then post something better.

>>50793279
>Nobody who manages serious money (because they’re capable of middle school math) believes what you say.
Have you seriously never read about, like, any billionaires ever? You can *only* get serious money by using other people's money (i.e. leverage).

But, you know, if you're some Joe Blow CFA obviously that's forbidden. What if your Boomer clients fire you because the market dips 5%?!

New

>>50793332
>>50793332

>>50793314
you have AIDS faggot

>>50793327
Yes... but I've been like this for years actually

>>50793303
Based lad. The moral of the story is you only lose if you stop trying.

>>50793318
The dude that blew me was unironically asian. I guess you can always count on them for a happy ending.

>>50793314
Its probably cancer, or nerve gas.

>>50793303
BULLISH for my Siga calls

also just go to Asian massages and grab their leg or ass

>>50793303
this shit is over a decade old at this point
>t. nolife internet archivalist

>>50793350
asian dude is basically more feminine than a white woman. i rule no homo

>>50793262
Do you not see the triangles on all those other non-NYC, non-CA cities? The sunbelt meme cities are on this too, you may live in the boondocks but for the most part it's hard to realistically be outside of the impacted area here and still have a well-paying job.

>>50793350
disgusting.

>>50792611
just put her name in Google or Bing or Yandex.

>>50791417
Even a rooster knows you have to keep a bitch in line. White men, however….

>>50793075
Lmao, zoomer gonna get btfo. Don’t forget your covid boosters and the money plox.

>>50793259
>would you bet millions of lives on that hypothesis?
Yes? Nuclear warfighting is not some black box, it has been thoroughly modeled and understood for decades.

The United States, neglecting all NATO arsenals, has more warheads than China does, even if every single missile silo in America were destroyed with total accuracy and effect, in the submarines alone. Our dominance is so comically total that it has been the known policy of presidents for at least two decades to outright ignore early warnings of nuclear attack due to the possibility of a false positive, knowing the second strike capability alone exceeds the number of priority targets they could even be aimed at.

>>50793303
That was obviously a Filipino man at the end.

>>50792673
yeah

>>50793314
Keep you wounds covered and moist and if that doesn't fix it also eat and rest more. Also vitamin K supplements can help your blood clot faster if you're deficient.

$MEGL scam will pump tomorrow

It’s over!

>>50793799
looking like grindy crab until at least premarket

>>50792779
No, but don’t lump in imo. Start a position and add on dips.

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